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Ink 19 :: El Mortigi Tempo :: Real and Unreal, Part Two Real and Unreal, Part Two El Mortigi Tempo Real and Unreal, Part Four Real and Unreal, Part Three Real and Unreal, Part Two More El Mortigi Tempo... 3. "Wake up! It is half past ten," yelled Z. "You are soaking in sweat. What in the world were you dreaming about?" "Uh, nothing really," mumbled Perry. "I have to go bathe, and get out of these clothes. My train leaves at 3 today." "Good morning," seductively smiled the Whore, as we shall refer to Marcella now. Perry stared at the Whore, then retreated to the bathroom for a warm shower. As the water drizzled on him, Perry could only think of his dream. Who was Estella, and what did she want from him? Some people believe in the concept of astral worlds and other dimensions that cannot be described using our 5 senses. Supposedly, a soul is encased in several layers, one of which is the human body. After our death, the body is released from the soul, and we become astral beings. While in our human state we need oxygen to survive, in our astral bodies we need the lifetronic force, light, to keep us alive. Light. Astral worlds are nothing like the transient physical world, for they are filled with colors never seen before, and everything is so pure and beautiful. In the astral dimension, beauty is not judged by the way one looks, but rather the radiating love that is present inside of them. The friends and family we had on earth are present in the astral world, thus proving that the power of friendship and unconditional love is eternal. Astral beings are able to penetrate our physical world, but it takes a great amount of energy and time for humans to penetrate theirs. The easiest way for humans to contact astral beings is through dreams. The dead people who appear in our dreams exist; not as humans or anything we can touch or feel. They exist as a thought. It is a consciousness that prevails through space and time. How does one describe the mind and the thoughts we have? How do you quantitatively describe our consciousness? 4. The dream continued bothering Perry. He had come to Sheffield to spend some time with Z, but to his despair, he was no longer with L, and even worse, he was making love every night to the Whore. Z and the Whore walked Perry to the train station. "Goodbye, Z," said Perry in a solemn voice near the station's platform. "It was nice seeing you again," replied Z. "I hope that you will come visit again. Next time you should stay here a little longer than one night. I am hoping to try to find a job in London, so I'll let you know how things turn out." "It was nice meeting you," said Perry to the Whore. "Same here," replied the Whore. Perry got into the train, and realized how many things had changed about himself and about Z. He had always respected Z what he stood for. Here was a boy who taught himself how to play the keyboard and guitar, who had gotten drunk with the local vicar, and who had slept with the perfect girl in school. A boy who was going to be a rock star, scientist, and a politician. He had the ability to change the world- the person who people look up to generations after their death. He could have been the Gandhi, the Beatles, or the Bowie of his time. But now he was relegated to a little flat in Sheffield, working 9 to 6, five days a week for a pharmaceutical company, and living with a whore. I used to know this girl some years back who was the valedictorian of my high school. She lettered in swimming, track, cheerleading, and softball, and she was the county volunteer of the year for 3 years in a row. I used to sit in class and wonder if there were any imperfections in her. She seemed so unreal, yet she was so real. Teachers worshipped her, and she was hailed as the "most likely to succeed" and I was hailed as the "most likely to fail." She got accepted to Princeton University, but she dropped out during the middle of her freshman year after becoming pregnant. I haven't heard from her since, and I doubt that she is contributing to society in a way that people had once expected. I find it unfair of Perry to be disappointed in Z, but at the same time, Z was the leader. When the leader has fallen, and no one has assumed the responsibility of leading the way, the cause perishes. Perry was feeling that the cause had died when Z became ordinary. What hurt Perry and me is that Z had so much potential. He was so intelligent, witty, yet wise, and he had this powerful gaze when he looked at you which made him godlike. Looking into his eyes one could see years of wisdom and the wonderful future that was awaiting us. But like all my heroes, Z failed. Z became real for Perry's senses, and this became too unbearable for Perry to comprehend. 5. The train ride back to London was quite nauseating because the woman next to him was vomiting chunks of chicken in a plastic bag and two little children in the front were crying incessantly. He was trying to get some sleep, and these three idiots were making his life even more miserable than it was. "Hey you fucks," he yelled at the incessantly crying children. "Can't you shut up for a minute?" Petrified, the children retreated into their seats. The passengers next to him were astonished, but no one wanted to say anything for fear of instigating a fight. He had had a miserable week and had contemplated suicide, but he couldn't think of an interesting way to die. His business ventures in Japan and Malaysia had collapsed dramatically in the last week, and two days earlier Sarah, his daughter had just been diagnosed with Wilson's disease. He had spent the weekend in Manchester with Angelina, his mistress of 13 months. "I have been dreaming about you for days," he said. "I have been thinking about you for weeks, and I am glad I am in your arms again." "Do you think about me when you fuck Mary?" she replied. "Does she scream when you rhythmically ride her, and do you scream too, James?" Whenever he made love to Mary, she would scream whenever she had an orgasm, but Angelina never screamed. Screaming for Mary was a way to tell her husband that she loved him, and that he was pleasing her like no other. Angelina didn't scream for she wanted to be in control and power during lovemaking. Screaming is a sign that you are the victim, helpless and powerless. Women who are raped (or hate fucked) are oftentimes said to scream in hopes of grabbing someone's attention to convey that they are in pain and under attack. "Did you orgasm?" he had asked Angelina the night they made love in Brussels. "Why do you ask?" she replied. "You didn't scream," he responded. "You haven't screamed ever since we started making love." "Oh James, every woman is different," she said. "I am not Mary." He had met Mary when they were in business school at NYU. Both of them had grown up in England, James in Liverpool, and Mary in Manchester, but by fortune, or misfortune, they had met at NYU. Three years after graduation they got married in a small church in Manchester, and a year later, Sarah was born. They lived in a small flat in Manchester, about 15 minutes from Mary's parents, but eventually moved into a luxurious house when James started getting promotions at his job. Mary was an extravagant spender, and by the time James became senior executive of his company, Mary was throwing massive parties for so-called friends. "I don't know who you are anymore," he said to her one day. "I don't know the person who I married. You are not real to me anymore. You don't exist in my world." "I hate you James," she replied. "You are always wanting to control me. Well I am a person and I am real." She began to remove her clothes until she stood naked in front of him. "I am real," she cried as she pounded her chest. "Here, feel my tits," she said as she grabbed her breasts. "James, it is real. I exist. I am real, you stupid fuck." I can be contacted at mortigitempo@hotmail.com

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Odeo podcasts for tag: hilarious http://odeo.com/tag/hilarious Odeo podcasts for tag: hilarious en-us 40 le Show tag:odeo.com,2005-11-27:454219 Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:00:00 GMT http://odeo.com/show/454219/view KCRW's Le Show (Harry Shearer) politics comedy news harry shearer hilarious 700 Hobo Names tag:odeo.com,2005-11-19:430385 Sat, 19 Nov 2005 05:58:15 GMT John Hodgman reads his <a href="http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/hoboes.html">list of imaginary hobo names</a>. http://odeo.com/show/430385/view Other People's Music comedy Guitar names hilarious hobo Episode Seven-The DEATH of An iPod hits close to Home... tag:odeo.com,2005-10-07:287886 Fri, 07 Oct 2005 17:45:00 GMT <a href="http://kickasspodcast.com/chuckie3show/shows/CHUCKiE%203-Ep.7.mp3"> </a> Hello Listenerds, CHUCKiE 3 Here With News that My iPod has been declared DEAD- Anyway, I talk about BABYFACE’S 21st Birthday!<del>I’ll take pictures! And how she insists on walking on the keyboard while i record my shows. 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TTYL, Love, CHUCKiE 3 <a href="http://odeo.com/claim/feed/76710ba285dd0d7b">My Odeo Channel</a> (odeo/76710ba285dd0d7b) http://odeo.com/show/287886/view The Chuckie 3 Show! ipod news Keyboard show talk some walking audio my with i girl j clips death hello hilarious play record think hits keith promos Leaders of tomorrow with Russ Parker tag:odeo.com,2005-08-30:199513 Tue, 30 Aug 2005 00:20:01 GMT Wes Smith is the topic of discussion in this hilarious episode. http://odeo.com/show/199513/view high expectations discussion hilarious smith 8-29-05 Postively 10th Street tag:odeo.com,2005-08-29:196267 Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:02:00 GMT This one got pretty hilarious as the kids are getting bored with summer vacation and let us hear about it live and in color. We also were treated to a critique of the fall fashions by Joanne and Jessica. Here’s The Song List: Joanne’s Song – My Boyfriend’s Back – The Raveonette’s,Josh’s Song – Rock and Roll All Night – KISS ,Emily’s Song – Kingdome Come – Coldplay,Jessica’s Song – Happy Kid – Nada Surf,Fred’s Song – Hi-Fi – M. Ward http://odeo.com/show/196267/view Positively 10th Street kids live this hilarious hear summer vacation NLO Episode 9: Adam The Crybaby tag:odeo.com,2005-08-26:184040 Fri, 26 Aug 2005 13:57:39 GMT Episode 9 is almost completely about Adam. The parts that aren’t about Adam pretty much beg Keith & The Girl to let me be int their poker contest. 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It is hilarious, but not safe for work. Download/Listen: <a href="http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3">The FCC Song</a> http://odeo.com/show/123543/view Tod Maffin's I Love Radio .org download work lable hilarious safe ong ho lum "F**k You Very Much, FCC": Eric Idle tag:odeo.com,2005-07-31:123587 Sun, 31 Jul 2005 09:52:00 GMT Monty Python alumni Eric Idle has released this little ode to the FCC and made it a freely available download. It is hilarious, but not safe for work. Download/Listen: <a href="http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3">The FCC Song</a> http://odeo.com/show/123587/view Blogdigger MP3 Media - Latest links for .mp3 files download work lable hilarious safe ong ho lum Distorted View Daily: 07/29/05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-28:119613 Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:41:23 GMT Hey Freaks! This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we’ll be back on Monday (most likely) to start a whole new week of programs. 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Munro, better known as ‘Saki.’ Today’s story, from 1911, deals with Art Critics, stormy international relations, and a sleazy low-life caught in the middle of a maelstrom. It’s called ‘The Background.’ There Ought to be a Law Against That…Time: approx eleven and a half minutes http://odeo.com/show/109903/view Ron Evry international life podcasting iTunes mac stories art deals today pri check download ant pod open een 911 low story pc week hilarious course star loo call fabulous email cast dc thinking nic minute triple j's Sunday Night Safran: 24 July 2005 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-24:111932 Sun, 24 Jul 2005 19:13:00 GMT This week, John speaks with Laura the loud mouth yank, a guy who builds robots and Australian director Greg McLean. And of course, the hilarious Father Bob goes head to head with John about religion yet again. http://odeo.com/show/111932/view triple j's Sunday Night Safran religion Australian Director this john bob robots hilarious guy loud greg Mister Ron's Basement tag:odeo.com,2005-07-24:110221 Sun, 24 Jul 2005 18:49:45 GMT Beginning a week of hilariously cynical stories by H. H. Munro, better known as ‘Saki.’ Today’s story, from 1911, deals with Art Critics, stormy international relations, and a sleazy low-life caught in the middle of a maelstrom. It’s called ‘The Background.’ There Ought to be a Law Against That… Time: approx eleven and a half minutes We are now on the new iTunes Podcast Service! Be sure to download iTunes 4.9 for Mac or Windows and look up Mister Ron’s Basement from there! It’s FREE ! 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Tell ‘em Mister Ron sent you… http://odeo.com/show/110221/view Blogdigger MP3 Media - Latest links for .mp3 files international life podcasting iTunes mac stories art deals today pri check download ant pod open een 911 low story pc week hilarious course star loo call fabulous email cast dc thinking nic minute Gerard's blog: behind-behind the scenes tag:odeo.com,2005-07-24:109840 Sun, 24 Jul 2005 12:08:19 GMT [As for Riis’ picture shown here, that will be explained further down, but don’t take this to mean there is some compelling writing in this piece – the connection with the photo is extremely weak, and I only used it because I have no other photo to use] We promised to give you a behind the scenes look at the Tour through our media center, so here is a report about what goes on a few steps further removed from the action if a company is involved in supplying equipment to a Tour team. While Phil travels with the team for the entire Tour (and the week proceeding it), I have been at the office dealing with the media. Every year there seems to be more and more interest in Team CSC , and in North America a fair portion of that interest is directed at Cervelo. This means that most of my days during the Tour are spent on preparing information for the media, radio or TV interviews and making sure our (online) advertising stays up-to-date. This leaves woefully little time to prepare for my other major goal for the Tour, which is to gather all our international distributors in France to discuss 2006 products. The idea was to hold this meeting in Pau, as the team would be in that city for four days but unfortunately Pau does not have that many hotels and the Tour occupies all of them. However, nearby Pau is the city of Lourdes, and with 5 million visitors a year it has an enormous number of hotels, second only to Paris. When I told Phil we would hold the meeting in Lourdes, having been there in 2003 during the Tour he told me that it was the armpit of France. What I didn’t know was that he was being extremely generous. I can honestly say I have never seen a city so messed up, so unbelievably sad yet hilarious at the same time. No description will do it justice, but imagine it sort of being like Vegas, except that it is supposed to be a religious destination. And imagine every gambling chip is in fact a plastic statue of a saint. Its rows and rows of hotels are force-fed with rows and rows of buses unloading rows and rows of old, crippled, salvation seekers. And during their stay they are gauged every step of the way, from the dirty, expensive, closet-sized hotel rooms in their “four star hotel” to the jerry cans of “holy water” to the made in China sainthood contraptions that “snow” when you shake them. There seems to be absolutely no connection between what is going on today and the original reason this town became a sacred place. I have to admit to not having read the entire Bible, but I am fairly sure it does not say anywhere that “Ye shall prey on innocent, desperate, ill people for your own economic benefit”. Whether believers or not, any sane person will have to come to the conclusion that regardless of its past, it seems God has now deserted Lourdes. This all however is not the worst. The worst is that in the entire town, there is not a decent meal to be found. Imagine being in France for a few days and not being able to get one passable meal. Imagine a pizza that is submerged in oil. I am not exaggerating, this pizza did not have a single square inch of crust or toppings punch through the bath of oil it was lying in. And when the waitress was unable to hold the plate level and half of the oil ran off the plate (to the delight of the recipient of the pizza and the dismay of the recipient of the boiling-hot oil), the only reaction was an uninterested “huh” and away the waitress went. No “sorry I burned you”, no “sorry I wrecked your shirt”, also no surprise anywhere at our table. It’s what we had come to expect in Lourdes. To really show you how bad it was, I have to make a confession. On our last day in Lourdes, we were so disgusted by the food that a normally unthinkable thought popped up. We came to the conclusion that the best meal we could get would be at the local McDonald’s, and so despite our health-consciousness and general eye for fitness we actually had dinner in France at McDonalds. Of course, this meal was also disappointing, as the advantage of worldwide uniform food is that it also provides a worldwide uniform let-down. In one area though the McD’s in France has a leg up on North America; it sells beer. It’s quite a strange sight, but it seems to be quite normal here. It piqued my curiosity and I wonder if you can also buy a beer at a McDonald’s drive-through. I planned to try that out the next morning on my way to the airport, but unfortunately I ran out of time. I envision myself pulling up to the window and ordering a beer, only to be told “Sorry, we do not serve beer in the drive-through”. And just as I think sanity is restored in this part of France I will hear “?? before noon”. The one redeeming feature to Lourdes is its location. It is a great starting point for rides covering most of the Pyrenean climbs made famous by the Tour, including the Tourmalet, the Aubisque, the Col d’Aspin and Hautacam. But my advice, try to find a hotel in one of the little towns outside of Lourdes for the real experience, you’ll be glad you did. My job in Lourdes was to show our 2006 model line to our distributors, and have them try out the Soloist Carbon so they can speak from experience when they talk to their dealers about it. But the first day was spent at Paris-Charles De Gaule airport as I had a six-hour lay-over before my flight to Pau. Normally such a lay-over would make me very cranky, but in this case I loved it. One of the airport restaurants had TVs and the Tour was on, so while the food was “imported from Lourdes” if you know what I mean, watching the stage to Ax-3 Domaines on French TV more than made up for it. Although I tend to get frustrated watching OLN , I had forgotten how big the difference is with real cycling coverage. French TV showed the stage without any interruptions for commercials, and every time they showed a group of riders they mentioned all riders who were in it and listed all the names on the screen. What a concept, it was actually possible to follow the whole race and everything that happened without having to keep an eye on the internet! Also little things like calling all groups out on the road by the main rider in it, rather than the useless Chase 1 and Chase 2 where even Phil and Paul cannot always figure out who is where was much appreciated. It is a mystery to me why OLN won’t negotiate to get this part of the feed for North America, it must be possible to opt in for the “graphics package” of the coverage. Before I get all sorts of angry e-mails, I know OLN can’t help it that it has to run ads whereas a public broadcaster like France2 doesn’t have to, but that doesn’t change the fact that watching it on French TV is a much better experience. So I would recommend to any cycling fans that they travel to France for the Tour, even if it is just on TV. So on that Saturday in Paris, I saw Lance and Ivan putting some time on their rivals, and made it just in time to my connecting flight. The first days in France I spent with the media, and on the Monday the editor of one magazine, his photographer, myself and two bikes squeeze into a rental car in search of a good spot for photos. The photographer knows of a great spot, but it is about an hour away so we get to have a pretty long discussion on materials, geometry, the pro peloton and other such topics. Having finally arrived at the special spot, it turns out to be raining on this side of the mountains and so without a single shot we turn around. We settle for the Col d’Aspin instead and while we’re shooting some photos a car stops right in front of us. Out jumps a fellow and he asks me if I am Gerard. We all think this is pretty funny as that obviously doesn’t happen every day. Take that, Phil! Turns out he is a proud P2K owner from Madison, WI, home of Trek. He has his wife take some pictures of the two of us with the Soloist, which again is a rather experience but he’s a very enthusiastic man and we have a nice chat. The CycleSport guys meanwhile think it is hilarious and keep on taking shots of this scene, so who knows it may appear in the next issue. Surely more than this P2K owner had bargained for. That evening, just like the evening before, I drive to Pau to meet with the team. This time I sit down with B.S. Christiansen, the team building expert of the team. Every time I visit the team I make a point of talking to him, as he brings a very interesting perspective to things. Oftentimes these talks have nothing to do with the team, we chat about our personal lives, Cervelo, off-shore production and why fighter pilots have to realize they are nothing without the guy flying the refueling plane. I then go to pick up the German distributor from the airport and at 2am, 30 minutes earlier than the night before, I hit the pillow. The next morning I once more make the drive from Lourdes to Pau and on to Mourenx for the start of Stage 16. Bjarne has been nice enough to take some time out of his busy schedule to chat with the distributors, while the strangest sight of the morning is Luke Robert’s Soloist Carbon, which sports a disc wheel in the rear. Asked to explain, it turns out that the mechanics asked him the night before what spec he would like for this stage over the Aubisque. As a joke he answered “a disc wheel with a 27t cog”. With these mechanics, you have to be careful what you wish for, and it shows nicely how relaxed the atmosphere in the team is. We briefly entertain the idea of having Luke start with the disc, just for the fun of it, and I offer to pay the fine. Usually an infraction like hanging on the team car or taking on bottles where it is not allowed carries a 20 second penalty and a 200 euro fine, and Luke doesn’t care about the 20 seconds to go with the 3 hours he is behind Lance. But it turns out that an equipment penalty such as illegal components or weight carries the penalty of immediate disqualification from the event, something which would put a fairly significant dent in the atmosphere so we decide against it. The riders leave for the start while we leave for Lourdes once again. While I have individual meetings with some, the others take a Soloist Carbon out for a spin. This is the fun part of the trip, as every journalist and every distributor comes back from their rides the same way: with a huge grin on their faces. It’s fun to see their reaction, of course the distributors know our products pretty well so they were expecting something as fast as the Soloist and as comfortable as an R2.5, but even they are still surprised when they actually experience it. Journalists are usually a skeptical bunch, and they should be if they are any good. But they too can’t believe this bike and can’t find anything wrong with it. I have to admit that while it is a great feeling to see riders win a Tour stage on a Cervelo or watch Basso come second in the overall, nothing beats the rush of having people get off your newest creation and just gush. After all, that is what we do, we design bikes. We cannot control how fast the riders are going to go once they’re on it. It’s also fun to hear what the industry is saying now about our bikes. When Bjarne Riis decided to use Cervelo bikes at the end of 2002, many thought he was crazy and some even predicted the demise of Cervelo. Now barely three years later people are congratulating us on having the smartest and best-looking bikes in the peloton. Only months ago some mechanics from other teams would joke that the SL in P3 SL stood for “Still Learning”, now even they seem to realize that they have made the biggest mistake when they “Stopped Learning” and let new technology pass them by. Just yesterday the unthinkable happened; a mechanic from another team (sponsored by a very, very reknowned Italian bike brand) asked Phil if he could buy a Soloist Carbon. That evening, as I walk back to the hotel with Peter, the German distributor, somebody stops me on the street and asks “Are you Phil White?” Take that, Gerard! I guess Phil and I are even now. Peter and I find this pretty funny and I hope a simple no will get me out of the situation. But he then asks if I am Gerard, and it turns out that this gentleman is also from Wisconsin and rides a P3. We have a nice talk and it turns out his wife is looking for a new bike, I suggest she gets the P3 Carbon to one-up him but he seems to think she should get his P3 so he can get the Carbon. I hope she wins or if nothing else, that they both get P3 Carbons : ). The next morning Phil and I have a meeting with the team, and we present our ideas for new equipment for the next 24 months for the team. Now that the Soloist Carbon and the P3 Carbon are done, the team is confident they will have the fastest equipment of the peloton for the years to come. Phil and I also realize that it will be difficult to come up with significant improvements, so it is important to take a long-term look at research and development. The first development that will come up will be the new Bayonne, which will be a pretty amazing frame. While it won’t help the team immediately due to the weight limit (with the Soloist Carbon already at the weight limit and fully aero, there is no need for a lighter but non-aero frame), we want to make sure we’re ready if the UCI decides to lower the weight limit. The rest of the day is pretty uneventful as I finish up my last distributor meetings, and that evening after the infamous visit to McDonald’s I muse that it is a shame I didn’t get to ride while down there. Next thing I know, Simon (the UK distributor) and I are putting together everything so I can ride up Hautacam the next morning. When surrounded by these giants of the Tour, it would be sacrilegious not to climb at least one of them. In 1996, Bjarne Riis won atop Hautacam (hence the photo : ) so it only makes sense to pick that climb. Plus, it’s the one closed to Lourdes. I have no pedals as I already returned my loaner set to the team, so I will have to use Simon’s shoes and pedals. I also borrow his tools and jersey, just in case the one Cervelo jersey I have is not warm enough. He tells me not to worry, that is was pretty warm this morning when he roe, but that wasn’t at 5am. Finally I have the Soloist Carbon and all my stuff ready, and at 10pm I go to sleep, the first time this tip I am in bed before 1am. But of course I can’t fall asleep, there is a punter torturing the piano downstairs, outside people are chanting and I can’t resist the urge to watch the recap of today’s stage on Eurosport. I finally fall asleep at 2am, the alarm goes at 4:55am and I don’t exactly feel fresh as a daisy. When I get to the lobby of the hotel I realize Simon and I have made one significant miscalculation. I look outside and it is still pitch and pitch dark. We figured that in mid-summer it would already be twilight at this time, but it turns out we were as wrong as Bob Roll trying to predict a stage winner. I decide to ride anyway, and so I start following the instructions Simon has given me to get to the base of Hautacam. The ride through town is easy enough, but outside there are no lights whatsoever, and there isn’t much light from the moon and the stars. Rolling along I remember having read there are bears in this part of the Pyrenees, not a very helpful thought right now. I imagine bumping into one on the road, and I don’t think I would ever see it coming. Then I get to an intersection Simon never mentioned, and I cannot read the signs as it is too dark. I wait a little while in the hopes of having a car approach so I can see the signs in their headlights, but there is obviously no reason for anybody around here to drive around this early. So I take a gamble and go straight, but soon hit another intersection. Here I can read the signs, but none mention Hautacam, I turn around and try another route, but unfortunately I never find Hautacam. Eventually I turn around, by now a little light has started to come up. Riding along a long straight road I have a strange sensation. I remember clearly that this road was slightly downhill and with a tailwind an hour ago, but it again feels slightly downhill with a tailwind now. This bike just wants to go. This is the first time I ride a Soloist Carbon since I rode the Giro prototype, which some of the Team CSC riders found a bit too stiff vertically. The new lay-up seems to solve that issue completely, as everybody raves about how comfortable the bike is now and I have to agree. It’s difficult to have a final opinion just based on a 90 minute ride, but so far I can only agree with the distributors and journalists. I think it is finally time for me to replace my trusted SuperProdigy with a Soloist Carbon. I get back to the hotel, pack my bags and Simon and I are off to the airport. In the last minute hectic we forget to go through the McDonald’s drive-through to find out whether or not they would serve us beer. But it’s always good to have yet another reason to return to France one day. Hopefully next day, and for more than four days. Gerard. http://odeo.com/show/109840/view Cervelo Tour Media Center media radio international tech travel people rants internet sports beer walk cat love interview journal blog health rio war design Solo Robert show talk ideas sport hot art live fun broadcast model piano cia today wide wife pri food old pop research public advice car gust hop bikes beats emo writing tim america fan area opinion joke advertising cycling mountain city ser limit just keep ant sci ks salvation action dirt een company screen general low personal giants bears son ads year dr morning evening eu night strange dv big log ny discussion pizza hug cult week names fly age ave hilarious course brand star latin best san loo crazy pilots crank call chip ale speak moo skeptic disc sad bath direct east lee muse bus ester feed airport bling watch photo extreme major local tip section weight efl cover dark bott self ong lds trip nic minute experience world picture commercial hit wonder nes oil shoes trying ds script single sam ub sacred feel punch fresh equipment trust sin spin bike sub steps saint pie ft Crooks and Liars - Fri Jul 22 17:36:40 UTC 2005 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-22:108370 Fri, 22 Jul 2005 17:36:40 GMT James Wolcott on Al Franken <a href="http://www.jameswolcott.com/"> James Wolcott </a> talks about his latest article in <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/"> Vanity Fair </a>  , the Iraq War and of course the Right Wing ” <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161463,00.html"> Truth Tour </a> ”                                                                                 <a href="http://movies.crooksandliars.com/wolcott1.mp3"> Audio </a> -Part 1 MP3                                                    <a href="http://movies.crooksandliars.com/wolcott2.mp3"> Audio </a> -Part 2 MP3 Go to <a href="http://www.airamericaradio.com/alfrankenshow/"> Al’s website </a> and check it out for all of Friday’s show. Here’s a link to <a href="http://www.jameswolcott.com/"> Wolcott’s </a> always hilarious pontifications. http://odeo.com/show/108370/view Crooks and Liars cat show talk art 2005 check audio ks hilarious course 40 ken FOF #118 - Dwayne Speaks - 07.22.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-22:103123 Fri, 22 Jul 2005 00:46:02 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-22.mp3"> </a> Two phone calls from Victoria Lamarr and Dwayne Speaks. Also a review on Harry Potter and trannies who get away with crimes. Madge update: It was hilarious seeing Madge and Jason Freeman sharing the stage together in David Cerda’s play Scarrie. Madge called one of the actors a “scat queen.” I laughed my pants off. Bridge the digital divide: donate some money to buy a drag queen living with full blown AIDS a computer in order to start her own blog/videocast. We’re at $846.00 right now trying to raise money to buy a computer for Victoria Lamar! <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73330528"> SUBSCRIBE VIA iTUNES</a> feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com <a href="\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/<sub">a/FeastofFools?a=RECBEu"> </a> <a href="\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/</sub">a/FeastofFools?a=rtUqaw"> </a> http://odeo.com/show/103123/view Fausto Fun: 151 computer cat blog crime money actors car feast drag queen living ant ks low hilarious laugh star phone call cast dot FOF #118 - Dwayne Speaks - 07.22.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-22:103167 Fri, 22 Jul 2005 00:46:02 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-22.mp3"> </a> Two phone calls from Victoria Lamarr and Dwayne Speaks. Also a review on Harry Potter and trannies who get away with crimes. Madge update: It was hilarious seeing Madge and Jason Freeman sharing the stage together in David Cerda’s play Scarrie. Madge called one of the actors a “scat queen.” I laughed my pants off. Bridge the digital divide: donate some money to buy a drag queen living with full blown AIDS a computer in order to start her own blog/videocast. We’re at $846.00 right now trying to raise money to buy a computer for Victoria Lamar! <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73330528"> SUBSCRIBE VIA iTUNES</a> feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com <a href="\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/<sub">a/FeastofFools?a=RECBEu"> </a> <a href="\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/</sub">a/FeastofFools?a=rtUqaw"> </a> http://odeo.com/show/103167/view ? Gay Fun Show: Feast of Fools ? computer cat blog crime money actors car feast drag queen living ant ks low hilarious laugh star phone call cast dot FOF #118 - Dwayne Speaks - 07.22.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-22:103279 Fri, 22 Jul 2005 00:46:02 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-22.mp3"> </a> Two phone calls from Victoria Lamarr and Dwayne Speaks. Also a review on Harry Potter and trannies who get away with crimes. Madge update: It was hilarious seeing Madge and Jason Freeman sharing the stage together in David Cerda’s play Scarrie. Madge called one of the actors a “scat queen.” I laughed my pants off. Bridge the digital divide: donate some money to buy a drag queen living with full blown AIDS a computer in order to start her own blog/videocast. We’re at $846.00 right now trying to raise money to buy a computer for Victoria Lamar! <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73330528"> SUBSCRIBE VIA iTUNES</a> feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com http://odeo.com/show/103279/view Feast of Fools computer cat blog crime money actors car feast drag queen living ant ks low hilarious laugh star phone call cast dot FOF #117 - Wham Bam Beautiful - 07.21.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-20:119200 Wed, 20 Jul 2005 22:30:09 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-21.mp3"> </a> Trista Smith says she has “done anal.” She and Merrie Greenfield and a mess of other hilarious Chicago actors star in David Cerda’s hilarious stage adaptation of Brian De Palma’s 1976 b-rated film adaptation of Stephen King’s novel Carrie titled <a href="http://handbagproductions.org/">“Scarrie.”</a> Also, more talk on teenage girls who wear flip-flops at the whitehouse, and Pres. Bush Jr’s new <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/feastoffools/27506990/">Dan Quayle look-alike whore, John G. Roberts</a>, who is called “Mr. French Fry,” because he upheld the right to use excessive force in regards to a 14 year old teenage girl getting arrested for eating french fries on a train, and in 1990 said in a brief that Roe vs. Wade should be <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/19/AR2005071901504.html">overruled.</a> Read the extended entry for links about what Merrie was talking about. DONT MISS THIS : Tonight, <a href="http://eatthishotshow.com/">Eat This Hot Show’s</a> very own <a href="http://yeastradio.com/">Madge Weinstein</a> guest appears in the musical. So if you havent seen the show, do it tonight! Bridge the digital divide: donate some money to buy a drag queen living with full blown AIDS a computer in order to start her own blog/videocast. We’re at $792.00 right now trying to raise money to buy a computer for Victoria Lamar! <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73330528"> SUBSCRIBE VIA iTUNES</a> feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com <a href="\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/<sub">a/FeastofFools?a=fQeNXQ"> </a> <a href="\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/</sub">a/FeastofFools?a=lqFlF3"> </a> http://odeo.com/show/119200/view ? Gay Fun Show: Feast of Fools ? music computer film french blog Robert show talk teen money actors old car house feast drag queen living girl een low year night age ave hilarious star loo call whore cast train oh dot hit trying ds novel ho links FOF #117 - Wham Bam Beautiful - 07.21.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-20:119371 Wed, 20 Jul 2005 22:30:09 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-21.mp3"> </a> Trista Smith says she has “done anal.” She and Merrie Greenfield and a mess of other hilarious Chicago actors star in David Cerda’s hilarious stage adaptation of Brian De Palma’s 1976 b-rated film adaptation of Stephen King’s novel Carrie titled <a href="http://handbagproductions.org/">“Scarrie.”</a> Also, more talk on teenage girls who wear flip-flops at the whitehouse, and Pres. Bush Jr’s new <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/feastoffools/27506990/">Dan Quayle look-alike whore, John G. Roberts</a>, who is called “Mr. French Fry,” because he upheld the right to use excessive force in regards to a 14 year old teenage girl getting arrested for eating french fries on a train, and in 1990 said in a brief that Roe vs. Wade should be <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/19/AR2005071901504.html">overruled.</a> Read the extended entry for links about what Merrie was talking about. DONT MISS THIS : Tonight, <a href="http://eatthishotshow.com/">Eat This Hot Show’s</a> very own <a href="http://yeastradio.com/">Madge Weinstein</a> guest appears in the musical. So if you havent seen the show, do it tonight! Bridge the digital divide: donate some money to buy a drag queen living with full blown AIDS a computer in order to start her own blog/videocast. We’re at $792.00 right now trying to raise money to buy a computer for Victoria Lamar! <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73330528"> SUBSCRIBE VIA iTUNES</a> feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com <a href="\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/<sub">a/FeastofFools?a=fQeNXQ"> </a> <a href="\"http://feeds.feedburner.com/</sub">a/FeastofFools?a=lqFlF3"> </a> http://odeo.com/show/119371/view Fausto Fun: 151 music computer film french blog Robert show talk teen money actors old car house feast drag queen living girl een low year night age ave hilarious star loo call whore cast train oh dot hit trying ds novel ho links triple j's Sunday Night Safran: 17 July 2005 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-17:95458 Sun, 17 Jul 2005 19:13:00 GMT This week, John speaks with love expert Michelle Bennet and author David Corlett. And of course, the hilarious Father Bob goes head to head with John about religion yet again. http://odeo.com/show/95458/view triple j's Sunday Night Safran religion love this john author bob hilarious david NLO Episode 9: Adam The Crybaby tag:odeo.com,2005-07-13:88712 Wed, 13 Jul 2005 22:45:36 GMT Adam almost cries, a hilarious South Park clip, suggestions for improvement of the space program, picking on terrorist victims, and so much more action-packed singing and rapping for no apparent reason. http://odeo.com/show/88712/view Nobody Likes Onions singing clip baby space tim adam action hilarious terror Your Web Minute tag:odeo.com,2005-07-13:88338 Wed, 13 Jul 2005 19:52:10 GMT Today we’re going to check out the Found Footage Festival. It features a hilarious preview of the festival which is made up of video footage found on tapes rescued from thrift stores, garage sales and dumpsters throughout the country. It includes clips from found tapes like the one from a small regional shopping channel… http://odeo.com/show/88338/view Your Web Minute country clip check esc hop sales tap age hilarious FOF #110 - Smart Parrots, Dumb Monkeys - 07.12.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-11:98540 Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:35:23 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-12.mp3"> </a> Paquita the Parrot foils thieves as they try to get away in San Salvador, President Bush acts like an overgrown chimp once again. Fausto’s really bummed out today because his dad and Victoria Lamarr are both in the hospital, and nothing can cheer him up. Not even this hilarious photo of President Bush exhaling in Quantico, VA can do it. Phone calls with Victoria Lamarr from her bed at St. Joseph’s hospital and Marc Felion from work in some upscale straight bar in Lakeview, and Ragan Fox whores it up in NYC . NEW: advice from a fan, Smiley McBrighteyes. Help Victoria get well soon! Donate to buy her a computer so she can create videocasts and share with you the delicate minutae of her everyday life. <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73329662"> SUBSCRIBE VIA iTUNES</a> feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com http://odeo.com/show/98540/view Feast of Fools life computer cat art today advice work feast fan ant dad hilarious call ale whore cast photo create dot FOF #110 - Smart Parrots, Dumb Monkeys - 07.12.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-11:119195 Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:35:23 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-12.mp3"> </a> Paquita the Parrot foils thieves as they try to get away in San Salvador, President Bush acts like an overgrown chimp once again. Fausto’s really bummed out today because his dad and Victoria Lamarr are both in the hospital, and nothing can cheer him up. Not even this hilarious photo of President Bush exhaling in Quantico, VA can do it. Phone calls with Victoria Lamarr from her bed at St. Joseph’s hospital and Marc Felion from work in some upscale straight bar in Lakeview, and Ragan Fox whores it up in NYC . NEW: advice from a fan, Smiley McBrighteyes. Help Victoria get well soon! Donate to buy her a computer so she can create videocasts and share with you the delicate minutae of her everyday life. <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73329662"> SUBSCRIBE VIA iTUNES</a> feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/FeastofFools?a=WmIxmM"> </a> http://odeo.com/show/119195/view ? Gay Fun Show: Feast of Fools ? life computer cat art today advice work feast fan ant dad hilarious call ale whore cast photo create dot ev ho FOF #110 - Smart Parrots, Dumb Monkeys - 07.12.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-11:119366 Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:35:23 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-12.mp3"> </a> Paquita the Parrot foils thieves as they try to get away in San Salvador, President Bush acts like an overgrown chimp once again. Fausto’s really bummed out today because his dad and Victoria Lamarr are both in the hospital, and nothing can cheer him up. Not even this hilarious photo of President Bush exhaling in Quantico, VA can do it. Phone calls with Victoria Lamarr from her bed at St. Joseph’s hospital and Marc Felion from work in some upscale straight bar in Lakeview, and Ragan Fox whores it up in NYC . NEW: advice from a fan, Smiley McBrighteyes. Help Victoria get well soon! Donate to buy her a computer so she can create videocasts and share with you the delicate minutae of her everyday life. <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73329662"> SUBSCRIBE VIA iTUNES</a> feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/FeastofFools?a=WmIxmM"> </a> http://odeo.com/show/119366/view Fausto Fun: 151 life computer cat art today advice work feast fan ant dad hilarious call ale whore cast photo create dot ev ho (News) A Tale of 9,000 Lakes and No Roubles tag:odeo.com,2005-07-11:84931 Mon, 11 Jul 2005 21:01:39 GMT In this week’s podcast, the staff of "Sovok of the Week" informs their listeners of what transpired in the previous week. Vadim tells a story of how he caught up with a former contributor André in Minneapolis. Yes, this is how André chooses to spell his name even though neither his native Ukrainian nor English have the letter é. Next, Boris and Vadim get to the mailbag and read a letter from a fan who seems to think quite highly of us. Finally, the podcast moves toward discussing the financial situation at "Sovok of the Week" and explodes with a hilarious and unexpected outburst. Make sure not to miss this one of a kind program from "Radio Sovok"! You can download the podcast <a href="http://www.sovokoftheweek.com/pod/006podcast.mp3">here</a>. http://odeo.com/show/84931/view Sovok of the Week financial war download fan pod story week ave hilarious triple j's Sunday Night Safran: 10 July 2005 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-10:83145 Sun, 10 Jul 2005 19:13:00 GMT This week, John talks about the Melbourne Underground Film Festival, and talks to US Director, Jim Van Bebber about his film on Charles Manson. And of course, the hilarious Father Bob goes head to head with John about religion yet again. http://odeo.com/show/83145/view triple j's Sunday Night Safran film religion US Director talk 2005 triple son week hilarious course Paris Live Radio: Le Fric Show - Paris Live Radio - 8 July 2005 - Segment: 1 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-09:80228 Sat, 09 Jul 2005 01:55:08 GMT The aftermath of the London banking wars features as does Senator Rick Scrotum and his hilarious party politics. We also talk boxer shorts, Bechtel and carbon trading. http://odeo.com/show/80228/view A-Infos Radio Project politics war talk 2005 car party box hilarious Paris Live Radio: Le Fric Show - Paris Live Radio - 8 July 2005 - Segment: 3 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-09:80292 Sat, 09 Jul 2005 01:55:08 GMT The aftermath of the London banking wars features as does Senator Rick Scrotum and his hilarious party politics. We also talk boxer shorts, Bechtel and carbon trading. http://odeo.com/show/80292/view A-Infos Radio Project politics war talk 2005 car party box hilarious GNC-2005-07-08 #80 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-08:79123 Fri, 08 Jul 2005 02:10:23 GMT This show is packed from the beginning to the end with great content. We start out with commentary on the bombing in London, move on to the <a href="http://www.geeknewscentral.com/archives/004578.html">Tyra Banks Show Geek Hunt</a> and a hilarious audio clip at the end with a large number of Promos. 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We also talk boxer shorts, Bechtel and carbon trading. <a href="http://www.radio4all.net/pub/files/stacyherbert@gmail.com/1775-1-20050709-le_fric_8_july_pt_1_mp3.mp3">First half</a>. <a href="http://www.radio4all.net/pub/files/stacyherbert@gmail.com/1775-1-20050709-le_fric_8_july_pt_2_mp3.mp3">Second part</a>. http://odeo.com/show/80259/view KarmaBanque Radio politics war talk 2005 car party box hilarious GNC-2005-07-05 #80 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-08:79132 Fri, 08 Jul 2005 01:31:20 GMT This show is packed from the beginning to the end with great content. We start out with commentary on the bombing in London, move on to the <a href="http://www.geeknewscentral.com/archives/004578.html">Tyra Banks Show Geek Hunt</a> and a hilarious audio clip at the end with a large number of Promos. 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Vive la technologie. So my apologies for the delay, here is my Monday blog, keep in mind that this is the day before that fateful team time trial, when the sun was still shining and Dave was still in yellow: I go with CSC mechanic Christophe to the race today. Its pretty neat being in yellow as people are honking and holding up their fingers for number 1 as we drive along. It’s a pretty tight-knit world for the team personnel on all of the teams and they know each other pretty well, so they are quick to congratulate. It’s also great for David that he is in Yellow on the 4th of July. As we continue to the start and I’m ranting to the baggage people about my bags still not arriving, Christophe notes that I’m now wearing a complete team kit (including some shorts that he doesn’t even have) and he smells a rat. He figures that I did not bring any clothes at all, and this was my scheme to get the full team clothing kit. He notes that I should stop the game now because it will be embarrassing if someone actually calls on my cell phone while I’m having my “pretend” rant at the baggage people in Paris. I sheepishly admit I’ve been taken care of pretty well now by both the Team and CSC people directly. However, I’m still missing a few pieces of team kit so I have to find a way to keep him quiet for a few more days so I can work them out of Carsten. Air Canada is now saying that my “fake” luggage originally scheduled for delivery today can’t be delivered until tomorrow. That’s the fourth date I’ve been given, so we’ll see. 12:30: The race starts and I’m in the second race car with Alain Gallopin (FR) the Directeur Sportif- and Christophe (BE) the mechanic. Both of these guys were here last year so I know them both pretty well, but this is the first time I’ve been in the car with Alain. Being in the car with Alain is like being in a publicity whirlwind. He’s been a DS for 10 years with FDJ , Mercury, Coast/Bianchi, and CSC for the last 2 years. Prior to that he was the soigneur for Laurent Fignon, after a bad crash in the early 80’s ended his career. Alain seems to know everyone, and he likes to have fun. Other team cars are always pulling up alongside and chatting; one of the journalists on a motorcycle rider pulls up alongside and does an interview, France2 TV calls on the cell phone for his opinion on something, etc. Of course, all of this happens as the cars whip side-by-side down narrow, winding, 2-lane, French roads at 60-80 kph. 13:25: Bjarne, who is the DS in the lead car, needs a break and we zig-zag at great speed up through the team cars to take his spot at the front. If we were in a breakaway, we’d go up the road to support the guys in the break. But with us in yellow, I doubt that will happen. The wind may be a factor today, but not a big one. After we turn at Cholet, Alain expects it to come from 7:30 direction. A couple of reporters call Alain about whether the Team will repeat what we did at Paris ?Nice last year where CSC used their Soloist bikes to devastating effect when they switched into Team Time Trial mode and destroyed the field. That’s unlikely to happen today with our current position, and the fact that all of the other teams will really fight it. Alain (or Gallo as he’s known) loves to animate the crowds. If they look particularly bored, we whip through town with the horn blowing looking like a wedding parade and waving to the crowds to get everyone off their seats. Later, he adds a hilarious yell of “Vive la France” to anyone holding a French tri-colore as we pass. It’s really funny; maybe you have to be here.) The Gendarme on the motorcycle in front of us thinks we’re completely crazy but he’s laughing too, and you can see him pointing over his shoulder at “those nuts in the CSC car” when he speaks to other Gendarmes. Life with Gallo in the second car is never dull. 15:00: 110 km at Macaire du Bois- We are traveling through fields of sunflowers on one side and vineyards on the other. One of those classic French postcard scenes. The gap to the 3 rider break is starting to come down from 5 minutes to 4 minutes as Quickstep and Davitamon come to the front to take over from CSC who hauled everyone along since the start. 15:20: Montreuil-Bellay: There are some nice castles here and from Saumur up the Loire to Azay-le-Rideau. Nice area. We roll into Tours on the same route that they follow for the finish of the Paris-Tours race. It’s a long 3km straight up to the finish, and the sprinters make the most of it. Boonen wins and McEwen is disqualified in an incident that results in much discussion over coffee and drinks after dinner. It’s a short 10km drive to the hotel so it looks like an early evening. Since we are in a big city, I take the opportunity to do some shopping including buying chargers for my phone, camera, and other equipment to replace that in my phantom baggage. And some underwear, so I don’t have to wash the one pair that I arrived in every night in the hotel sink. Then, just as the mechanics all go to sleep, I start up my laptop to upload some photos to the Media Center. I was also planning to write more in this diary, but by the time I got around to doing that the “early night” that I expected had turned into 01:30 in the morning. Off to bed. Ciao, Phil in France http://odeo.com/show/96517/view Cervelo Tour Media Center tech travel people love interview journal blog rio Bell Solo quiet current tom hot art knit live fun nada today cars add old smell note public car hip hop bikes work tim area opinion couple mod city just keep ant ks classic een low nfl chargers laptop son ads year dr morning evening eu night hose big log ny discussion sprint age ave hilarious likes course laugh star loo crazy arad phone call speak direct lee coffee cast missing support photo eff ong Learning to Stand Up tag:odeo.com,2005-07-06:88530 Wed, 06 Jul 2005 04:39:59 GMT How to become a stand up comedian in London, England. 30 minute hilarious and informative documentary http://odeo.com/show/88530/view Felix documentary hilarious land comed FOF #105 - Musical Horror Madness - 07.05.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-04:77688 Mon, 04 Jul 2005 22:34:20 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-05.mp3"> </a> Steven King’s film Carrie as a musical? WHAT the Phuck? A local Chicago theater company, <a href="http://handbagproductions.org/index/scarrie/scarrie-pressphotos.shtml">Hell in a Handbag Productions</a> restaged last weekend their new musical “Scarrie” a “parodage” (parody + homage) to Steven King’s 1976 horror film about teenage abuse and telekenesis. Listen to this soundseeing tour of their opening night, and all the really great backstage interviews. Whats really remakrable was how David Cerda picks up on the genre of the 1970’s broadway musical (Think <a href="http://www.jcs.pair.com/index2.htm">Jesus Christ Superstar</a>) and references it over and over again in the show. The “Plug it In” number carries a lof of the same frenetic intensity that “What’s The Buzz” from Jesus Christ Superstar does. The hilarious references, the superb costumes and THE SHOES (yes the shoes are fabulous) almost steal the show from the wonderful ensemble work done by Ed Jones as the insane christian mother Margaret White and Joey Steakley in the title role. Merrie Greenfield cracked me up as Mrs. Snell, the drunk mother of Sue Snell, the confused anti-hero in the film. You’ll forgive the crappy sound and audio feedback because everything else in this show is hilariously fun. But of course I’m not unbiased, because if you’ve been listening to our podcasts you’ll recognize a lot of the same guests (David Cerda, Link Pinks, Merrie Greenfield) on this show. A LOT of them have been in countless Feast of Fools live shows and I truly love these insane people and all their outlandish over the top shows. UPDATE : Check out this lovely <a href="http://knottyboy.blogspot.com/2005/07/bite-my-tiramisu-ass.html">weblog</a> which got it’s readers to answer the question: ””If they were going to make a statue of you out of food, what kind of food would it be?” <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com http://odeo.com/show/77688/view Feast of Fools music people film christian love interview sem show teen super crap live fun theater sounds crack car audio work sound feast horror ant pod open ks een company dr night usic week age ave hilarious course star san FOF #105 - Musical Horror Madness - 07.05.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-04:119191 Mon, 04 Jul 2005 22:34:20 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-05.mp3"> </a> Steven King’s film Carrie as a musical? WHAT the Phuck? A local Chicago theater company, <a href="http://handbagproductions.org/index/scarrie/scarrie-pressphotos.shtml">Hell in a Handbag Productions</a> restaged last weekend their new musical “Scarrie” a “parodage” (parody + homage) to Steven King’s 1976 horror film about teenage abuse and telekenesis. Listen to this soundseeing tour of their opening night, and all the really great backstage interviews. Whats really remakrable was how David Cerda picks up on the genre of the 1970’s broadway musical (Think <a href="http://www.jcs.pair.com/index2.htm">Jesus Christ Superstar</a>) and references it over and over again in the show. The “Plug it In” number carries a lof of the same frenetic intensity that “What’s The Buzz” from Jesus Christ Superstar does. The hilarious references, the superb costumes and THE SHOES (yes the shoes are fabulous) almost steal the show from the wonderful ensemble work done by Ed Jones as the insane christian mother Margaret White and Joey Steakley in the title role. Merrie Greenfield cracked me up as Mrs. Snell, the drunk mother of Sue Snell, the confused anti-hero in the film. You’ll forgive the crappy sound and audio feedback because everything else in this show is hilariously fun. But of course I’m not unbiased, because if you’ve been listening to our podcasts you’ll recognize a lot of the same guests (David Cerda, Link Pinks, Merrie Greenfield) on this show. A LOT of them have been in countless Feast of Fools live shows and I truly love these insane people and all their outlandish over the top shows. UPDATE : Check out this lovely <a href="http://knottyboy.blogspot.com/2005/07/bite-my-tiramisu-ass.html">weblog</a> which got it’s readers to answer the question: ””If they were going to make a statue of you out of food, what kind of food would it be?” <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/FeastofFools?a=fxjAAp"> </a> http://odeo.com/show/119191/view ? Gay Fun Show: Feast of Fools ? music people film christian love interview weblog sem show teen super crap live fun theater sounds crack food car audio work sound feast horror ant pod open ks een company dr night usic week age ave hilarious course star san fabulous east feed cast land local mother dot abuse hit wonder nes shoes sam parody listen ken efe ev ho back FOF #105 - Musical Horror Madness - 07.05.05 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-04:119362 Mon, 04 Jul 2005 22:34:20 GMT <a href="http://homepage.mac.com/fernos/1podcast/fof-2005-07-05.mp3"> </a> Steven King’s film Carrie as a musical? WHAT the Phuck? A local Chicago theater company, <a href="http://handbagproductions.org/index/scarrie/scarrie-pressphotos.shtml">Hell in a Handbag Productions</a> restaged last weekend their new musical “Scarrie” a “parodage” (parody + homage) to Steven King’s 1976 horror film about teenage abuse and telekenesis. Listen to this soundseeing tour of their opening night, and all the really great backstage interviews. Whats really remakrable was how David Cerda picks up on the genre of the 1970’s broadway musical (Think <a href="http://www.jcs.pair.com/index2.htm">Jesus Christ Superstar</a>) and references it over and over again in the show. The “Plug it In” number carries a lof of the same frenetic intensity that “What’s The Buzz” from Jesus Christ Superstar does. The hilarious references, the superb costumes and THE SHOES (yes the shoes are fabulous) almost steal the show from the wonderful ensemble work done by Ed Jones as the insane christian mother Margaret White and Joey Steakley in the title role. Merrie Greenfield cracked me up as Mrs. Snell, the drunk mother of Sue Snell, the confused anti-hero in the film. You’ll forgive the crappy sound and audio feedback because everything else in this show is hilariously fun. But of course I’m not unbiased, because if you’ve been listening to our podcasts you’ll recognize a lot of the same guests (David Cerda, Link Pinks, Merrie Greenfield) on this show. A LOT of them have been in countless Feast of Fools live shows and I truly love these insane people and all their outlandish over the top shows. UPDATE : Check out this lovely <a href="http://knottyboy.blogspot.com/2005/07/bite-my-tiramisu-ass.html">weblog</a> which got it’s readers to answer the question: ””If they were going to make a statue of you out of food, what kind of food would it be?” <a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=1348"> VOTE </a> | <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/FeastofFools"> RSS FEED </a> | feastoffools [at] gmail [dot] com <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/FeastofFools?a=fxjAAp"> </a> http://odeo.com/show/119362/view Fausto Fun: 151 music people film christian love interview weblog sem show teen super crap live fun theater sounds crack food car audio work sound feast horror ant pod open ks een company dr night usic week age ave hilarious course star san fabulous east feed cast land local mother dot abuse hit wonder nes shoes sam parody listen ken efe ev ho back EPISODE #13 LAUNCHED - BOOK SOUP PRESENTS - PAUL FEIG tag:odeo.com,2005-07-03:77720 Sun, 03 Jul 2005 15:41:00 GMT Episode #13 – 07/03/05 – BOOK SOUP PRESENTS - PAUL FEIG Paul Feig, the creator of “Freaks and Geeks” and the author of “Kick Me: Adventures in Adolescence”, visits the independent bookseller, Book Soup, and reads from his hilarious new book, “Superstud: Or How I Became A 24 -Year-Old Virgin”. Includes Bonus Music track from Glen Alger Schricker. Running time 48:31 http://odeo.com/show/77720/view THE HOLLYWOOD PODCAST adventure books book author chr esc independent tim ks track ads usic hilarious Fish N Chip Radio #4 tag:odeo.com,2005-07-03:73975 Sun, 03 Jul 2005 12:19:00 GMT The verbal slpastick of Fish n Chip are back for another hilarious episode.Quantas airline maintenance logs, Stupid things said by celebrity’s, Letters to the landlord. Hey we also find out chip is a master impressionist. http://odeo.com/show/73975/view Buccaneer Podcast celebrity hip ant log hilarious

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blog.myspace.com/profilemaster < Back MySpace.com | rss | sign in | sign up Profile Master Last Updated: Sep 23, 2005 Send Message Instant Message Email to a Friend Subscribe My Blog Groups: Browse Blog Groups Who Gives Kudos: Save a Horse (2) Lucifar Gunda (2) Weston (2) The answer's (2) Jmercy420 (2) My Subscriptions: cassieKNOX ~*~BrItT~*~ Cowboy King of the Rodeo Mackenzie <3 Cassandra Lynn Sunday, April 25, 2004 Cursors The best way I know of to change your cursor is to use the code in my links section. Then add "cursor" to the list of elements. You're probably wondering what to do if you want the curser to apply all of the time. If this is the case, add the same cursor change to every link phase you have. The basic link code: <style type="text/css"> a:link{color: **color of base link** ;text-decoration: none } a:hover{color: **color of link when being hovered over** ;font-weight: bold ;text-decoration: none ; filter: **if you use a filter, define it here** height:"0";} a:active {color: **color of active link** ;font-weight: bold ;text-decoration: none } a:visited {color: **color of visited links** ;font-weight: bold ;text-decoration: none } a.navbar{font-size:8pt;} a.navbar:link{color: **color here** ;} a.navbar:active{color: **color here** ;} a.navbar:visited{color: **color here** ;} a.navbar:hover{color: **color here** ;} a.redlink:link{color: **color here** ;} a.redlink:active{color: **color here** ;} a.redlink:visited{color: **color here** ;} a.redlink:hover{color: **color here** ;} </style> The code after you add the cursor element: <style type="text/css"> a:link{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color of base link** ;text-decoration: none } a:hover{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color of link when being hovered over** ;font-weight: bold ;text-decoration: none ; filter: **if you use a filter, define it here** height:"0";} a:active {cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color of active link** ;font-weight: bold ;text-decoration: none } a:visited {cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color of visited links** ;font-weight: bold ;text-decoration: none } a.navbar{font-size:8pt;} a.navbar:link{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color here** ;} a.navbar:active{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color here** ;} a.navbar:visited{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color here** ;} a.navbar:hover{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color here** ;} a.redlink:link{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color here** ;} a.redlink:active{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color here** ;} a.redlink:visited{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color here** ;} a.redlink:hover{cursor: *cursor* ; color: **color here** ;} </style> Now, replace *cursor* with one of the following, according to what you want. Crosshair Hand Move Wait Help Text Url(*url of the image you want as your cursor*) Make sure: --You add "cursor:*cursor* to my text code. Do not add this in addition to it. --you delete *cursor* and add one of the above elements. leave OUT the *'s. 8:53 AM - 5 Comments - 10 Kudos - Add Comment Christine would i put this in about me Posted by Christine on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 9:49 AM [ Reply to this ] Christine that was a dumb ass question on my behalf ok ok i have figured out just about everything i have asked you but to make my cusor text where am i gonna type what i want it to say Posted by Christine on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 10:26 AM [ Reply to this ] The answer's always NO I'm having trouble using a custom cursor from another url. I found the URL I want to use and where you indicated *cursor* I inserted *url( http://supergarv.de/images/artwork/final/cursor.jpg )* in it's place (without the ** of course). Not to be ignorant but, what am I doing wrong? Posted by The answer's always NO on Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 12:27 PM [ Reply to this ] Jmercy420 Well I figgured I would elablorate some on dudes Q about some cursors not working ect. Depending on your browser some cursors may work and some not so make sure the cursor you have is compatible with your browser, STEEZ!~Jessina Posted by Jmercy420 on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:19 AM [ Reply to this ] About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace Shop ©2003-2006 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

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CHUD.com - Cinematic Happenings Under Development 01.11.06 “Get the f*ck out of my office! ” - Lou Gossett Jr. SANGUIS MINIMUS! CORPUS ANIMUS! SATANI AVE! Pictures from Fox's 2006 slate - including the new Damien. THE LIST OF WHAT IS YET TO CUM What if you knew the name of everyone you would ever have sex with? WHO WILL BANG BOND? Bond girl casting underway! Could it be you? DVD REVIEW: THE BALLAD OF CABLE HOGUE Old Hogue's got problems, but he's still Russ' favorite. DAILY GRABOID 1.11.06 Be pure, be vigilant, be guessing! DVD REVIEW: LOIS & CLARK - SEASON 2 David enjoys this "chick-friendly" Superman. PEEK INTO PAN'S LABYRINTH Spooky new images from Guillermo Del Toro's latest! DVD RACK: GARFIELD AND FRIENDS - VOL. 5 Jeremy is down with the fat feline and his cohorts. LEAK LETTERS #31 Another letters column for you to ignore. DVD RACK: SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS - SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS Bill and the once great team of the '80s walk down memory lane. 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HE WATANABE IN A CLINT EASTWOOD MOVIE Eastwood's Japanese Iwo Jima film gets logistical. DVD REVIEW: RIDE THE HIGH COUNTRY Russ finds treasure in the Sierras. GRINDHOUSE: READ ALL ABOUT IT Tarantino and Rodriguez write about their next. SCREENING: UNDERWORLD EVOLUTION Updated with 2 more cities! A NICHOLAS RAY OF LIGHT FOR KAUFMAN Does Philip Kaufman still have the right stuff? GOING FOR BROKEBACK II Devin takes on the latest Brokeback Mountain controversies. DAILY GRABOID 1.9.06 Don't be annoyed, Grab the 'oid. DVD REVIEW: TERROR TRAIN 09.24.04 By Doug Healy BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Fox MSRP: $14.99 RATED: R RUNNING TIME: 97 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Trailer Like so many of you out there, Im quite a big fan of the 70s and 80s slasher films. Theyre the kinds of films that so many of us ages 25 to 40 grew up on. While there are few kids out there that could even sit though a great picture like The Seventh Seal , let alone understand and appreciate it, slasher films were often the kind of fun and exhilarating movies that although forbidden by most parents, found their way into the VCR when you had friends stay over, or when your folks were asleep. The mix of jump scares, bloody killings and inevitable nudity made some of these movies the forbidden fruit of film for many of us. Thats certainly not to say they are all classic films, or even that most of them are well-made. For every Halloween or Sleepaway Camp there were plenty of Slumber Party Massacre or Friday the 13 th Part 3D films to make sure the bar was held pretty low for slasher flicks. So where does Terror Train fit in the slasher film oeuvre? Well, youre obviously going to have to read on in order to find out (you didnt really think I would tell you in the introduction, did you?). Now we know why Diane Keaton wears gloves all the time. The Flick In order to properly set about the mystery of whos going to be killing lots of people later on in the picture, Terror Train opens with the inevitable prank gone wrong. The boys of Sigma Phi Omega fraternity are having a party and trying to get some the loser freshmen laid for the first time. Doc (Hart Bochner) convinces the pathetic virgin Kenny (Derek McKinnon) that his girlfriend (Docs, not Kennys) Alana (Jamie Lee Curtis) is ready to take one for the team. Of course, seeing all of Docs friends around him laughing into their jackets, we get that Kenny isnt going to enjoy this first experience. Alana doesnt quite know what shes getting into, but plays along anyways. I wont spoil what happens, but rest assured, Kenny gets embarrassed, lots of other kids show up to laugh at him and he goes crazy. Cut to a couple years later, and all the pranksters are now seniors, getting ready for the biggest party of their college years. Theyve rented out a train for New Years Eve to throw a huge costume party filled with shitty bands, cheap booze and loose trim. Alana is no longer with Doc, as shes still pissed off about the severity of the prank they played on Kenny. Apparently, Kenny was shipped off to a mental hospital, and she feels pretty bad about it. She has a new boyfriend, who also happens to be Docs best friend and is best friends to fellow Sigma Phi frat-whore, and current Doc play toy, Mitchy (Sandee Currie). "Quiet, guys! I think I hear a train coming" Were introduced to the line-up of stereotypes at this time as well: theres the black guy, Jackson (Anthony Sherwood) and the only other black person at the party, his girlfriend Merry (Vanity, before she was Princes cock sheath). Theres the jolly fat guy, the other jolly fat guy, and enough meatheads and blonde groupies to fill a Motley Crue concert. Oh, theres also the mysterious magician, played by a Perry Farrell-looking David Copperfield. This was the first warning to go off when I was watching the movie. As a general rule, I think that magicians should be offered up to Quetzalcoatl, but even that seems too nice for David Copperfield. What a smug prick he is. However, in this film he fits nicely, as his job is to play the smug prick of a magician. It works nicely. Theres not really much more to get into concerning plot; the party starts and people start getting picked off one by one. In an odd stroke of coincidence, everyone involved in the shaming of Kenny seem to be the ones on the sharp end of whatever pointy object the killer is using. Billy Shived was always the life of the party. There are generally two types of slasher film: dark, serious movies which are meant to scare you after youve left the theater, such as Halloween , and campy slasher pictures, that while offering up jump scares, are really meant to have fun and laugh with, such as April Fools Day . Terror Train really tries to be on the darker side of the spectrum, which makes sense when you have the scream queen of the era headlining your film. For the most part, this works. Directed by Roger Spottiswoode (of good films like Shoot to Kill and awful films like Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot ), there are some tense situations, especially toward the end of the film, and the moving train setting provides a sense of claustrophobia, which always goes a long way in horror films. Jamie Lee is in typical form here, offering up lots of crying and screaming. Though there is something about her in this movie that doesnt work with me: shes not hot. While slasher films were intriguing to me as a kid, they cant compare to the loin-tingling passion I had seeing Jamie Lee Curtis on screen. I aborted more children onto the carpet in front of my parents entertainment center watching her in Trading Places than all the teen prostitutes in L.A. In Terror Train , though, shes got scraggly hair, nasty-looking teeth, and the pirate costume she wears to the party means that we dont even get to admire one of the greatest figures that God ever placed on this Earth. In fact, this movie has almost no random nudity. Theres a quick flash of some nasty cans, but thats about it. Gene Shalit's review - "New Year's Eve on the Terror Train? More like my clone is suave as hell! Oh, shit, that doesn't rhyme." Before you purists get on me, Im well aware that in 1980, the slasher film hadnt yet devolved to the point where it needed to have naked women in every other scene. I just feel it necessary as reviewer to let people know what to expect. Some people like the skin-laced horror film, and for their sake Im letting them know ahead of time that if naked women are important to their viewing pleasure, theyll be disappointed. The movie is not quite as obvious as that plot outline makes it out. For those who watch these types of films, and are paying close attention, the identity of the killer may become apparent to you about of the way through the film not bad considering the obviousness of some of its brethren in the slasher genre. The costume party sets up a realistic way of getting the killer into all sorts of odd masks and helps keep us confused, if only for a bit. Where was George W. Bush between May 1972 and May 1973? Shoveling coal on Satan's personal train, that's where. An interesting note: movies like this (at least those not directed by David DeCoteau) dont often have a homosexual undercurrent, but Terror Train doesnt shy away. Its pretty obvious that Doc would love to run away with his best friend, Mo. Not important to the movie, just a tidbit. I liked this movie even more than I thought I would. Its not a campy, laugh-as-you-go horror film, so dont be expecting that and I think youll enjoy it too. Its not as brilliant as the film it takes so many cues from Halloween but it is solid, nonetheless. 7.0 out of 10 The Look The movie is very dark, though this is done purposefully. Its a lot harder to figure the killer when you cant quite see whats going on. The transfer is okay, and purists can take note that contrary to rumors, Spottiswoode didnt add Ewoks to the scene in the snow. 7.0 out of 10 "Christ Morty, whatever happened to foreplay?" The Noise The music fades in and out sometimes, and the dubbing doesnt always match up with the speed at which theyre talking, though you can understand everything. 4.0 out of 10 The Goodies A trailer. 1.0 out of 10 The Artwork Jamie Lees visage and the terror train about to be stabbed by Gene Shalit. 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