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You can unsubscribe at any time. Click below to view the brand new Darkness E-Card The Darkness - 'One Way Ticket' One Way Ticket To Hell And Back is a big f**k-off rock album about faith lost and restored, and about love lost and found. The Darkness really didnt have any choice but to make a record this good. The stakes were too high and the sheer, superhuman feat of pulling it back from the edge (an effort that would most likely kill any lesser band stone-dead) has done nothing but steel their resolve and drive them to make what had to be - and is - the finest rock album of the past twenty yearstheir debut aside, of course. Sign up for Wireless alerts and get text messages about The Darkness directly on your cell phone! You'll receive updates about TV appearances, tour announcements, new videos, and other information you just can't wait to find out. To sign up, just enter your cellphone number and hit submit! Mobile Phone (10 digits): Carrier: -Select One- AT&T Cingular Sprint T-Mobile Verizon Nextel Dobson Boost what's this? Click HERE to get Ringtones from The Darkness, including One Way Ticket! The Darkness's Friend Space The Darkness has 42682 friends. Kim Mike Alysnn .P.O.O.G.E. Thundercats, HOOOO! DaN Chris 'Metal Head' Page ♥Eliza is Eliza♥ View All of The Darkness's Friends The Darkness'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 4656 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Shelley Jan 11, 2006 01:27 PM Luv you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOX The Teeth Jan 11, 2006 12:50 PM good work lads :-) if you like new music.. come check us out.. THET TEETH.. you know you wanna DEVIN SOJOURN Jan 11, 2006 10:13 AM thanks for the add.. i really appreciate it.. feel free to stop by anytime .. stay in touch. devin. scotty the LEGEND Jan 11, 2006 09:56 AM hey guts u ok, im comin to see u in febuary at metro arena in newcastle, u guys rocked last time when u came up!!!! Van Luken composer of erection Jan 11, 2006 09:32 AM that solo on hazel eyes is so fucking gooooood...lead guitar on the new album is fucking tasty Crystal Jan 11, 2006 09:14 AM Thanks for the add guys! You rock! SACRED HEART Jan 11, 2006 08:30 AM JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY HOPE YOU'VE HAD A ROCKIN' GOOD START TO 2006! ALL THE VERY BEST, PAUL STEAD/SACRED HEART Cindy Jan 11, 2006 07:24 AM YOU GUYS ARE GR8! THANKS FOR THE ADD Red Star Rebels Jan 11, 2006 06:55 AM RED STAR REBELS ANNOUNCE SPECIAL LONDON SHOWCASE SHOW : TUESDAY JAN 17th PURPLE TURTLE, CAMDEN PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS JACK VIPER & JOANOVARC Rock n Roll explosion Red Star Rebels are bursting on the scene like a nasty rash. Celebrity followers include Tommy Lee, who has followed them for a while which led to them securing main support on the Brides of Destruction ( Nikki Sixxs old side project) Uk leg of their European tour last month. Before their 2006 supports Red Star Rebels are playing 2 stop gap shows at the Purple Turtle for industry/media and fans. Followers and friends expected to attend are The Datsuns, Tokyo Dragons, Roadstar ( formerly known as Hurricane Party ) Frankie (ex Darkness) The first is on Tuesday 17th of January. 2006 supports are set to be announced soon. Absolutely awesome reminds me of what I was doing in my early twenties with Crue Tommy Lee Motley Crue There's only three true rock bands left in the world, the "Brides of Destruction", "Quiet Riot" and "Red Star Rebels". Tracii Gunns Ex Guns n Roses LA Guns and Brides of Destruction Tommy is a rather big fan of the band Drummer magazine - Jan 2006 "Definately one to watch." Kerrang - Oct 2005 The best band that never came outta LA London Rock Daily Dec 06 Red Star Rebels are not just another one of those bands that play good old rock they have so much more, they do it to near perfection Rock Beast Dec 05 www.myspace.com/redstarrebels www.redstarrebels.com This is a ticket only event. No Exceptions so let us know if you're interested. Tickets 5. For further info Please contact Ian 07733 002994 ian@trashedmanagement.com Terran Jan 11, 2006 05:56 AM How you doing? A local radio station(94.9 The Blaze) are playing One Way Ticket To Hell... And Back!! Rock On!:):) :::april::: Jan 11, 2006 04:33 AM Hey! You guys freeeekin ROCK! Keep it going boys.....ROCK ON! Heather Jan 10, 2006 11:45 PM Hello I just heard the full album tonight. I love it!!!!!I love the bagpipes in Hazel Eyes( a few of my favorite things guitar, bagpipes, men and rock!!!)Keep Rocking On:) Heather J Jan 10, 2006 09:22 PM Hey guys, Greetings from Canada. Thanks the the Add!!! You guy's Rock!!!!!!! Take Care, J for his arms only Jan 10, 2006 08:28 PM hey guys this is my home town local band... and they are awsomeness.. they could use all the support they can get.. thankies ^_^ We want to spread the word about our band, so we need your help. And we want to reward you for your help. Detour is going to give away cool stuff each month. How can you have a chance to win it? Help us get new people to join our myspace group! So post bulletins to your friends and/or browse/search for friends and new fans on myspace and send them an email telling them to join up on Detour's myspace. Or get creative--make flyers, tell your friends at school, do whatever you think will get people to join up. The person that gets the most people to join up on our myspace each month will get free Detour merchandise, tickets, or other cool prizes (possible night out with the band, or invitation on to the bands tour bus(see pics of bus @ www.detourrock.com)). Prizes will be announced after the last day of the month. Now for the most important part!!!! --> To keep track of who gets the most people to join, you have to tell them to go to our page and post a comment saying "I was referred by (Your Myspace Name, and Your myspace URL)" (For example: I was referred by Detour, www.myspace.com/detourrock) All comments will be read by the band and posted to our page so everyone can see and keep track of how many times their name/myspace URL comes up. The band will tally up the referrals at the end of each month and announce the winner by posting a blog on our myspace page. Anyone can do this anywhere, anytime, and all prizes that can be mailed will be shipped to where ever you want. Thanks and good luck! The person at the end of the year with the most referrals will get a $250 VISA Check Card. (Minimum of 943 referrals) ~I left my heart in England~ Jan 10, 2006 07:44 PM Thanks for the add!! I love your music, you guys rock!! Lynnxxx <3 I would give some wisdom, but i'm all wisdomed out Jan 10, 2006 06:36 PM you guys are right rock sucks now... it needs to be saved... i am trying but ya know, music business is hard to get into... keep going, save me darkness your my only hope... (**BRIAN**) Jan 10, 2006 05:22 PM digging the new album! taking a while but I am giving it a chance Carlos Jan 10, 2006 03:06 PM Sweet I was added and on the same day that I finally learnt how to play Growing On Me. (The song that got me liking the band in the first place) Keep rockin. Deeza Jan 10, 2006 02:41 PM hey guys, just wanted to say you're so fuckin awesom!! i love your music! -Deeza<3 Maxamillion Jan 10, 2006 02:31 PM One way ticket to hell kicks so much ass!!!!!!!!! Rock On!!!! Stoned Henge Jan 10, 2006 01:41 PM hey guys thnx so much for playin at the UEA... its gr8 to see ur cumin home ill be there n then ill be there agin at the NEC...... Rock n Roll!!!!! acedown Jan 10, 2006 01:27 PM Hey thx for the add guys. Yall r awesome. GIVIN UP GIVIN UP, GIVIN A fuck Jan 10, 2006 01:05 PM justin hawkins damn U ! please play arenas in Southern california!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell sue now...! yer not aloud to the states unless U play arenas, or terrist will fuck yer shit up ! haha the Hotness Jan 10, 2006 12:57 PM help!!!! all the Darklings are ganging up on me on darknessrock.com and now on myspace too!!!! I wish I had never opened my mouth and said that Wanker is about me but don't worry the story is a secret between you and me my friend Eric who was with you guys during the wanker incident (from the vain came looking for his girlfriend who was on the bus with me at the gypsy tea room) ironically I am thinking about dating him??!!! but I love this guy in Dallas too?????!!!!! aahhh why can't love be simple???!!! love you guys, Farah Holly Wil Waldon Jan 10, 2006 11:16 AM BEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!! The Mean Season Jan 10, 2006 10:55 AM Hey there - thx for the add. Keep it sweet guys! Jimmy Jan 10, 2006 10:15 AM Same ere man! I'm there when yah tour in Feb. wehey! I saw yah at the NEC in 2004, at Christmas! It was facking great! I hope yah put on a good show, your brill, Cheers, Jimmy Ash- with rock in his heart! ~*~*~Na.....Tilly~*~*~ Jan 10, 2006 10:00 AM Hullo!, can't wait for your Feb tour ! I'm so there :P .. Nooo Alby is fab! Hope you message back! Love yous! Love Tilly XXxxXXx 8 Bit Bandit Jan 10, 2006 09:22 AM Got some new music up off the new cd coming out check it out! Slaphog Jan 10, 2006 09:12 AM Great new album. I was disappointed that it didn't turn out to be a Zamphir record, that intro almost gave me a heart attack. Hazel Eyes and Bald get the rinse and repeat treatment. Keep cranking out the albums, they are desperately needed! Lance Jan 10, 2006 09:04 AM Thanks for the add!! You guys rock! Dany Jan 10, 2006 09:01 AM Great new song guys. Keep up the good work. Rock on, Dany. Throw Food at Scott Stapp Jan 10, 2006 08:05 AM When you are with me, I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others we'll fly And hit Scott Stapp right in the face With a sack of rice Rebel Radio Jan 10, 2006 07:23 AM HEY U ACCEPTED WICKED.lOVE U GUYS U BOUGHT BACK FUN TO ROCK WHICH IS WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS.CHECK US OUT ON SITE OR GO TO WEBSITE AT WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM CHEERS REBEL RADIO Rebel Radio Jan 10, 2006 07:23 AM HEY U ACCEPTED WICKED.lOVE U GUYS U BOUGHT BACK FUN TO ROCK WHICH IS WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS.CHECK US OUT ON SITE OR GO TO WEBSITE AT WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM CHEERS REBEL RADIO Charlie Jan 10, 2006 07:12 AM hey, just heard that ur coming to Norwich. fu**ing nice one. you have to some bac! again ::Niki InnOuE:: Jan 10, 2006 06:41 AM hello there..... i really2 admire all of u.... thankz 4 being my frenz.... keep rockin dude.... The Mascarpone Sidewinders Jan 10, 2006 06:14 AM www.themsrock.com tbh xxx Electric Savage Jan 10, 2006 05:59 AM Thanks for the Add! can't wait to see you's on Feb 5th Sam Jan 10, 2006 05:41 AM the new album is fantastic Althoutgh it aint as heavy as the other one but it is much more diverse better all round P.s Please come to Wrexham we need decent music SAFOO Jan 10, 2006 05:11 AM I'm very late... We wish you a happy new year and all the best. Have a nice weekend. Greetings<br> SAFOO +.Ebby.+ Jan 10, 2006 02:39 AM haha my dad taught you sir justin 2 play guitar wen u were in high school THROAT CLUB Jan 10, 2006 01:02 AM www.throat-club.com ... berlin GIVIN UP GIVIN UP, GIVIN A fuck Jan 9, 2006 11:40 PM I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS... THE COMBINATION OF BALD >INFLUENCES ARE SCORPIANS QUIET RIOT, qUEEN AND THE SOLOS ARE VERY DIO'FIED AND THE SONG IS DARK LIKE DIO/SABBATH HEAVEN AND HELL ER'A O THE FEED BACK I GOT FROM MY OLDER SISTER ON "IS THIS JUST ME" IS THEY SOUNDS LIKE RATT RIGHT OFF THE BAT! SO YA DEFINATELY SHREDDING JUSTIN THANKS BRO! OW LONG BEACH ARENA AWAITS HAIL HAWKINS! Dead Against The Rest Jan 9, 2006 11:32 PM rock and roll dudes Jayde Jan 9, 2006 11:07 PM oh yeah and come to AUSTRALIA, perth pleaseeeeee Jayde Jan 9, 2006 11:05 PM heyy!!! yous are soo wicked awsumm!!! black shuck bestt songg classic, well in xo Blake Jan 9, 2006 10:35 PM hazel eyes is one of the greatest songs ever written. Ben Jan 9, 2006 10:22 PM COME TO AUSTRALIA Christie Jan 9, 2006 08:34 PM New album = Flippin' Amazing. good job Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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eXile - Issue #163 - Whore-R Stories - Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day - By Genghis Goldberg Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (4) Next (14) Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day By Genghis Goldberg Browse Author (8) Previous (4) Next (3) T he buildup to International Women's Day here in Moscow last month was as nauseating as Christmas Season in New England. All those flower vendors, cheesy TV specials and grotesque toasts to womanhood triggered fantasies of cutting off my lady friend's head and storing it in the back of the freezer, behind the Gzhel and the sack of frozen broccoli. There was only one way to avenge this evil: celebrate March 8th with a whore. Not another newspaper whore from our page 23, but a whore picked from an open-air market. So hold on to your latex gloves, folks, cuz I'm a-gonna take you back to March 8th, that magical, enchanting holiday celebrating the mystery and gift of Women. Before we go there I want to take this opportunity to make an aside. Thank God there is no Women's Day holiday in America. I can imagine the layers of irony and suppressed desperation that such a holiday would bring out. The whole inter-gender sickness would gurgle out of the social sewer grill every year on cue: "Oh, I'm sooooo happy you're celebrating me. Tchya, as if." "This holiday is so sexist, you know? No, just kidding! I don't really give a shit about some stupid holiday, you know? I'm not into that whole PC thing?" "No, really, it's okay. Forget it, you know? It's not the holiday that I care about, it's just...forget it, nothing." But why do I torture us both, readers, with horrible reminders of the Repression? We're not in America. Let's move on with our lives. In Russia it's impossible to avoid Women's Day. I used to do the gentlemanly thing and call all the women in my life to wish them all the usual: chlamydia, breast cancer, cellulite... This year I was going for a clean slate. No phone calls. No women. Just a whore. Rudnitsky and I called a taxi at about 9:30 p.m. on Women's Day evening. I instructed the driver to take us to the nocturnal whore colonies that come out to feed on that block of Leninsky Prospekt between Oktyabrskaya metro and Gagarin Ploschad. "Going for sluts?" the burly driver asked. "Yes." The mission cheered our driver up - I always expect Russian taxi drivers to get nationalistic and protective over their womenfolk when I ask them to take me to whore markets, but the opposite is always true: they look at you as a real bloke and often go the extra mile for you. "I don't think you'll find anything on Leninsky now," he suggested. "We should go to the Moskva." "They're too expensive there," I said. He shrugged. We wasted a half hour trawling Leninsky before giving up and going to the Moskva. "I'm telling you, the only hope is the Moskva at this time," he said. "Okay, let's do it." There, a mamochka -- an over-the-hill whore in sweat pants, parka and cap -- waited near the former Dikii Loschad restaurant, bouncing just off the curb. She told us to follow a white Moskvich which was parked just ahead of us. We followed the Moskvich to the Lubyanka bus stop across from the FSB headquarters. The Moskvich stopped in front of a group of dirty Russian cars: one mini-van and two Ladas. This was the tochka. Another mamochka approached, this one younger and Asiatic. "We've got 70, 100 and 150," she said. "Which do you want to see?" "100," I said. Suddenly it was like that scene from the keystone cops: about thirty girls piled out impossibly from cars that should only hold a total of five, then lined up in a semi-circle before our headlights like trained dogs, or like slaves on an auction block. One girl looked enticing: a shy, extremely thin village girl with a big head, big eyes and a terrible hairdo. The problem was she looked too young and skittish. To get the whore-r story for this issue, I needed an older girl who'd been through the hard knocks, a girl with tales to tell. The rest of the 100-dollar line-up looked like something out of the Star Wars bar scene. "Let's see the 150's," I told the mamochka. She shooed the 100 girls back into the sardine pack. Would they be punished, ruined, hurt by the rejection? One should be horrified by the thought, yet for some reason, one got rather aroused. The 150s weren't much better. I chose a tall girl with long black hair and exotic Cossack eyes. Her red vinyl boots went up to her knees. Her name was Alla and she came from Kiev. Rudnitsky seemed to like her and I was wasted enough to listen to him. She must have some interesting whore-r stories to share. When I brought her to my apartment I asked her about the expected upcoming war in Iraq. "Do you think America has gone crazy?" I asked. "Do you think we're aggressive and arrogant, or do you think we have the right to take out Saddam Hussein?" "It is necessary to get rid of him," she said matter-of-factly. "So you support Bush and America?" "Of course," she said. "Hussein is terrible. Who needs people like that in the world?" "But most Russians think that America has gone crazy, turned aggressive." "Get rid of those people too." "Get rid of the Russians who oppose America's war?" "Of course, get rid of them. They complain about everything. They're not civilized." The only thing more exciting than a cute girl who advocates war and concentration camps is when said chick is a whore you've just purchased for the next several hours. On International Women's Day! But the joke was on me. After this auspicious opening, it was all downhill with Alla. She didn't want to drink. She had a bad attitude. When a whore doesn't drink, usually it means she's got a bad attitude. "When did you come out to Moscow?" I asked. "In December." "Did you work as a prostitute in Kiev as well?" "No." "So why did you come to Moscow?" "Work." "Is it better here than in Kiev?" "More money." "Do you miss Kiev?" "Yes." "You're not married?" "No." "How did you find out about the work here?" "A friend in Kiev who worked here told me about it." "Why did you need the money?" I asked. "It's personal. It's not pleasant. Has to do with Kiev." "Do you have a baby?" "No. I take care of my mother and younger sister. It's not pleasant." "Where's your father?" I asked. "I haven't seen him since I was six. Do I have to keep answering? Enough!" I'm starting to think, there's a pattern here when it comes to fathers and Warsaw Pact whores. I've always known that if I ever had children, I'd flee. The guilt would kill me, I can't lie. So the best thing is to not have a child, period. No child, no problem. But what if I had a child, a daughter, and I fled, and my abandoned daughter bloomed into a whore? Wouldn't that be a good thing, bringing joy to the lives of so many empty, exhausted, pathetic men incapable of love or intimacy? Shouldn't I feel pride, rather than guilt, if my daughter became a whore? Of course! Folks, I'm throwing out my condoms tomorrow. Delinquent fatherhood, here I come! Alla wanted to speed things up. She took her whore's bath and lay on my bed. She blew me with a condom. I barely felt it. We had sex. I don't remember much. I was as high as space shuttle dust, and my voice sounded like Froggy's, which made my interrogation of her difficult. Her body was thin and she had an advanced case of squishy whore flesh. She was 23, almost middle-aged by whore standards. She didn't need to do the swipe: her snapper was unusually moist for a prostitute. Which prompted me to ask her if she liked her job. She scowled. "Are you joking? I do it just for money. Who doesn't?" I groggily thought, "Geez, you could at least lie, Alla." I was too high to cum. I punished her for a good half hour or more, until she went dry. Then punished her some more. I thought about the holiday, the flower vendors charging double-price to the idiots, the grotesque TV shows. I thought about nothing. I thought about how long I'd be doing this. I tried to fuck her hard from behind but we weren't even generating hate sparks. I finally pooped out. It ended in a stalemate. All I really wanted was to be alone. So I sent her home early, to both our relief. As Women's Days go, it could have been a lot worse. But as whore-r stories go, it was a wash. Issue In #163 06 Apr 03 (2 years, 9 months old) Also in this Issue Less Is More: the Back-to-Basics Hagfish The Schopenhauer awards are not a beauty contest. And of all our nominees, the Hagfish is the most humble of all... Cafe Ass-ya Restaurant Review ASIA KAFE is an Uzbek cafe just opened in central Moscow... The Republican Guard Feature Story No, not the Iraqi one. We're talking about America's Republican Guard - proactive-war-mongering Republicans and their pundits... Death Porn BACK TO SCHOOL... TURKEY HUNT... EXTRA CREDIT... Your Letters SIC! THE PROPHET... USSA... SAINT SALNIKOV... WAR FAGS... PEDOFOOL... CURIOUSITY KILLED THE SVEN... The Doctor Diesel Test How easy would it be to give away the 23 cans sitting next to our refrigerator?... War Traditions byPepeLePew What we're seeing these days is the age-old story of the American army. 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www.myspace.com/hcbgroup MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Features | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup H.C.-B. Alternative / Indie / Experimental "www.hc-b.it" Catania, Europe Italy Profile Views:1004 Last Login: 1/8/2006 View more pics ContactingH.C.-B. MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/hcbgroup hcbgroup General Info Member Since 9/19/2005 Band Website hc-b.it Band Members Federico Laudani,Salvo Fichera,Gianluca Napoli,Gianpaolo Sofia,Riccardo Napoli Influences sonic youth, matmos, godspeed you black emperor, mogwai, sigur ros, stockhausen, sun ra, tortoise, pink floyd Type of Label Indie H.C.-B.'s Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] [ View All Blog Entries ] About hcbgroup H.C.-B. proyect begins in Catania in 1999 with the purpose of making coexist the inward of itself music and images.In 2001, they record T0-10-222, an improvised soundtrack about the images of “Electronic Labyrinth”, first George Lucas’ cine short, using in that job extrapolated verbal codes from the same short as well. In the same very year, H.C.-B performed, in collaboration with DoppioZero tour & Management, their first concert tour around Italy and they collaborated as well in the soundtrack of the “Fuori Uno” cine short directed by Daniele Greco and produced by Scartfilm.In 2002 H.C.-B got into the studio for recording their first official record “Sliding on Barents Sea” which is out in the stores in 2003 edited by Edwood Records from Catania and distributed by Goodfellas from Rome. The record formula is the joint of composition and improvisation splitted in 14 cuts. That very year, they collaborated in the soundtrack for the documentary “A journey to Etna” by Alessandro Viani.Since the Sliding on Barents Sea was out (April’03), H.C.-B had played in several clubs and festivals all around Italy, sharing stage in some occasions with U.S. Maple (USA) and My Cat is An Alien (Italia).In 2004, H.C.-B played, with other 20 bands (Bellini, Zu, The Planet The y Ceke among others) in the compilation “Fragments”, edited in Italy by La Psychotica Records and distributed in Italy, Germany, France, UK and Belgium.In that very year they recorded PreLight/InLight/PostLight”, EP, 3 songs totally improvisated using a varied nature objects in their compositions. Moreover, they performed another tour over Italy sharing stage with T.I.O.G.S. (Italia), Welma (Swiss), Battles (USA) y Uzeda (Italia).In 2005 the collaboration with Banana Addiction Project started, DJ band operating between Barcelona and Catania. H.C.-B.'s Friend Space H.C.-B. has 635 friends. Sonic Youth GI:NA Starla soviet records die Baader-Meinhof Gruppe / Rote Armee Fraktion Black Box Nation Sigur Ros fugazi View All ofH.C.-B.'s Friends H.C.-B.'s Friends Comments Displaying 50 of 68 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Black Box Nation 1/2/2006 3:59:00 AM buon 2006 dal vostro 1° fan anche se a suo tempo mi avete fottuto basso e batteria dei plan9 .. mi dispiace non avervi beccato questo capodanno ma ci rifaremo presto .... ciao THE WATERMARKS 12/19/2005 3:48:00 PM hell0 /// just wanted to say thanks for being our friend. we really appreciate it. /// sounds cool guys! enjoy - THE WATERMARKS Scruffy 12/11/2005 10:51:00 AM Sup dudes. Black Box Nation 12/5/2005 10:09:00 AM cazooooooooo! suonate a milano il 9 e non mi dite un czzo?!!! confermatemi questa cosa letta casualmente in un sito! ACT 11/24/2005 3:41:00 AM Hola, Entiendo lo que dices en español, hablo tambien mejor en este idioma que en ingles. Veo tambien que hablas el Vasco ? Nos gusto mucho lo que haceis. Laster Arte Black Box Nation 11/18/2005 5:21:00 AM state diventando sempre più il mio gruppo preferito nvd è una passeggiata su marte .. t0 10 222 sembrano i birthday prty che duettano con i mars - tauroland sembra sun ra degli anni 50 (angel and deamonds at play su tutti) alienato, sotto lsd e senza un tenor sax presente che secondo me ci starebbe da paura - nvd è davvero la cosa che mi piace di più .. cmq è nell'unico disco che non ho e "lo voglio" è dir poco.... spaccate il culo! hcb è l'unico gruppo rock catanese buono degli ultimi 20 anni fatti di gruppi di cover dei Teenage Jesus & The Jerks oppure della più famosa copia catanese dei Teenage Jesus & The Jerks e cioè gli .aahhhh mi stava scappando. io odio tutti i catanesi tranne voi e chi se ne è andato giustamente angustiato! Methodrone Records 11/17/2005 6:03:00 AM HCB, So far, every band that we're hearing from Italy is cool. We really love the driftiness of your music....it's so euphoric. Thanks for the add! Addio! -Methodrone Records- suzanne'silver 11/16/2005 3:01:00 PM hi guys Black Box Nation 11/16/2005 12:26:00 PM io stimo profondamente gli hcb anche se il batterista è un pezzo di merda perchè quando scendono gli amici non si fà vedere. mashrooms 11/10/2005 2:39:00 AM Salve ragazzi un saluto a tutti gli HC-B [MASHROOMS] Strawberry Motorcade 10/25/2005 12:25:00 AM Thanks a lot for the add guys... how did you come across my page? And by the way, your music is pretty fucking cool... I'm looking foward to hearing more... PIANOGETSMALL 10/20/2005 8:27:00 PM Hey thanks heaps. I really like this stuff. Do you want to swap c.ds? my compouter won't let me play this for more than five seconds at a time which is a bit of a tease. Great stuff though nice swells of sound. stop it!you're killing me! 10/18/2005 11:02:00 AM "inlight" is a very impressive song.and "to 10 222" is dangerous.i like your music very much.see you guys. love. the robot is attacking the computer 10/15/2005 6:06:00 AM thanks for the accept my invitation.i hope you guys are well.see you soon. love /murat form one 10/12/2005 10:08:00 PM Thanks! Greetings from canada. We're enjoying you're music too. All the best. IndermaRecords 10/12/2005 8:36:00 AM Greetings love the sounds thanks for the support Little Victories 10/11/2005 8:53:00 AM thanks for the add, love yr sound. domenick argument 10/10/2005 1:25:00 PM hi there ! much thanks for the add... love your sound. you guys are awesome !!! hope to meet you one day. xxxxx argument. die munch machine 10/10/2005 10:23:00 AM hello italians. send diemunchmachine all your pretty ladies NOW. Titus Records 10/10/2005 8:55:00 AM Cool stuff. Thanks for letting me hear it. The bass lines rock! the london apartments 10/9/2005 9:02:00 PM very nice sounds, but judging by your influences i'm not surprised. :) take care xo SmogMonster 10/7/2005 5:59:00 AM Cool stuff - I'm going to have to check out more of your material ! KRAKEN OXEN 10/5/2005 7:09:00 AM Hello guys thanx for the add.. I like your music! daydream square 10/4/2005 6:35:00 PM Very cool. thank you for adding us. Maybe come to Canada? Franking Privileges 10/4/2005 2:43:00 PM an unknown entity? quickly, foul demon, reveal thyself! noise appeal 10/4/2005 12:37:00 PM hi. thx for adding noise appeal. greetings from austria ... :-) Mercury Retrograde 10/4/2005 12:09:00 PM wow... thanks for the add. love the music!! great sound. -mercury retrograde Butterfly Explosion 10/4/2005 12:05:00 PM no problemo :-) Cruz Roja 10/4/2005 11:54:00 AM same think for you guys. really love your music. long live eurotrash :) stop it!you're killing me! 10/4/2005 10:41:00 AM thank you very much for listening and kind words.i am glad to be knowing you..bye for now. love Lenski 10/4/2005 10:34:00 AM No worries. I was going to message you guys and tell you I think you're great. Good tunes and well interesting. Keeps you wanting to listen. Ace. Speak to you again soon. ouroboros 10/3/2005 11:52:00 PM great sounds. keep it up. thanx for the add. stop it!you're killing me! 10/3/2005 4:24:00 PM hi, thanks for the invite.your music is really wonderful.especially i like the song named "T0 10 222". best wishes /murat 36 daggers 10/3/2005 9:01:00 AM hey hey...thnaks so much for wanting us to be your friends!!!!! amazing work!!! take care and greetings from belgrade, serbia!!!! THE NOISE OF WIND 10/2/2005 7:47:00 PM Thanks for the add!! Panda Kopanda 10/2/2005 4:08:00 PM Hello, Greetings from Belfast! Thanks very much for adding us, and thanks very much for letting us listen to your tunes. Very cool! All the best, Panda Kopanda Icarus Down 10/2/2005 4:02:00 AM Tnx for the add! YOu rock! keep on the good work! a big hello from slovenia! Each Day Starts Anew 10/1/2005 11:43:00 AM Thanks for the add guys !!! I like really much your band. cya Banana Addiction Sound Project 10/1/2005 4:40:00 AM Ehilà! Salve a tutti. :) Epileptic Records 9/30/2005 10:57:00 AM no thank you!...sweet music! OPN 9/29/2005 9:54:00 AM wow, thank you. I really appreciated it :) some good music here, quite haunting in some areas. hope all is well Call And Response records 9/29/2005 8:32:00 AM Hey, thanks for the add. Lovely music you've got happening here! groopies 9/29/2005 6:36:00 AM thank you for your smile* ;) yeay yeay so beautiful* structura 9/29/2005 2:08:00 AM Pequenio Tio 9/28/2005 11:03:00 PM Hi, Thanks for the add!! Is very interesting your sound Gracias Simulacre 9/28/2005 2:36:00 PM thanks for the add. Please come to Japan some time. I'm looking forward to the day. Winter Equinox 9/28/2005 8:22:00 AM love your music too! great delay pedal usage, tons of cool sounds and feedback... all around great music! Graves Records 9/27/2005 4:25:00 AM ciao ragazzi e grazie dell' add! Rock.In.Peace Lovely Recordings 9/26/2005 7:57:00 PM Cheers guys! Thanks for the add and checking us out. 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