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.derkilicious | New MySpace layout [WIP] .derkilicious Blog The Dirt Wordpress Search « links for 2005-10-29 | Home | Beer afficiandos rejoice and share » New MySpace layout [WIP] Update 11/11: Part 1: MySpace DIV overlay [The base] Update 11/02: MySpace profile at 90% Update 10/30: I’ve successfully replaced the default MySpace profile. I have yet to decide what to do with the comments field. I thought about having the comments displayed blogroll-like down the sidebar with 48 x 48 pixel icons for users. Still mulling over the idea. I plan on releasing the code and stylesheet as soon as I am content with the overall design. Obvious inspiration for colors ala Flock with a blog-esque layout. I’ve done it again. I’ve discovered that MySpace is becoming an ever present topic on this blog. It’s not that I enjoy the service, or that I make use of the service to “network” with other individuals. I just hate the default profiles . So, I’ve started work on the above profile replacement. That’s the actual profile I plan on importing into MySpace. It’s a working page complete with the contacts list and basic MySpace functionality. A few DIV’s here, a little CSS there, and the obvious blue inspiration coming from Flock. I haven’t yet decided if I plan on adding the ‘comments’ field to the bottom of the page. I must admit that this is the first layout that I’ve started from scratch. That means made up classes and an unorganized HTML document. Who really cares though right? Tags: myspace , div+overlay , css , profile , customize -- Trackbacks & Pingbacks Whale Salad trackbacked on October 31, 2005, 12:13 am Comments 1 Jeremy Botter says: That’s a killer layout. I want it. I’ll make changes to the colors and whatnot, but I mostly want to see how you did it. Posted October 30, 2005, 3:41 pm 2 William says: It looks like you fixed it up. How did you fix it? Posted October 31, 2005, 4:31 pm 3 .derek says: Apparently MySpace was stripping any ‘#’s’ out and replacing them with ‘..’ which fudged up the entire layout. The divs themself were correct. Without styling though the whole thing was a giant mess. I had to go through each line to delete the ..’s. Posted November 1, 2005, 7:52 am 4 Sarah says: I’ve just started messing around with myspace myself….it’s kind of annoying! But I guess it makes blogging more accessible to the kids…. Nice site you have here….I’m going to blogroll you! Posted November 1, 2005, 6:39 pm 5 .derek says: I wouldn’t say MySpace is a ‘blogging’ platform. I think the blogs feature was added after the service gained widespread use. Posted November 1, 2005, 6:45 pm 6 Danica says: dude if that was the deflut myspace layout i wouldnt need to change my myspace layout =] your so awesome!!! Posted November 2, 2005, 11:05 pm Leave a Comment Name (required) E-mail (required) Website Formatting your comment ( Close ) Formatting Your Comment The following XHTML tags are available for use: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong> URLs are automatically converted to hyperlinks. ↑ Back to Top | Textarea: Larger | Smaller Your Comment This Entry " New MySpace layout [WIP] " was written October 29th, 2005 by .derek , and filed under Personal , Design , Geek , Social . There are 7 responses. ↓ Read comments , respond or follow responses via XML . Trackback this entry. Entries XML | Comments XML | Powered by WordPress.com . Theme: Fauna
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O.C. & Stiggs - Chapter 14 An Amazing Angle for Cash Making Occurs to StiggsWhile Thinking to the Complete Limit Me and Stiggs decided that I should perform a honking soul-harmonicaversion of a High Mass, and that I should do it at this four-hundred-seatdinner theater that happened to be managed in the summer by homo dramateacher Garth Sloane. Unfortunately, the AuthoritiesRefused to Let Barney Attend Stiggs's Birthday Party, Which Had a TrainMotif If you want a good time, youwant plenty of vegetables on hand, so we made sure we invited a lot toStiggs's birthday party in July. There was Paul, Scott, Ed, Ian, Gord,Richard, Mark, Ronnie, David, Glenn, Blake, Robert, Eric, Steve, Craig,Pat, Karl, Allen, and Tim, and a whole lot of other guys with stupidernames, including one guy called Lydster. Barney, of course, was in prison. We rented a thirty-nine-year-oldwhore from a fast-whore takeout corner downtown, but after we got her tothe party, we realized we didn't have a cake for her to bust out of. So we made up a butcher-papersash for her to wear saying "Happy Birthday, Stiggs, from all the whores," and then we busted a Sara Lee cake over her head in the bedroom. When she ran into the partyroom with nothing on but the sash and the icing and cake crumbs on herhead and shoulders, Stiggs shouted, "Hey, it's a whore who just jumpedout of a cake in the other room. Let's pull a train on her." So we put on these amazingtrain outfits that we got from the Disabled Veterans' Thrift Store andthe whore did us all. It was great. Next... Chapter 15
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Back to top Gregfl Joined: Sep 20, 2004 Posts: 289 Location: Florida Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: <------blingish, but not totally bling bling. _________________ . The Christian God can be easily pictured as virtually the same as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. The Christian god is a three headed monster; cruel, evil and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three headed, beast-like god, one only needs to look at the caliber of the people who say they serve him. The are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites. --Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President, author, scientist, architect, educator, and diplomat Back to top Waffles SETI@Home Joined: Nov 09, 2005 Posts: 100 Location: Sol c Arcade Victories: 1 Battle Pong Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:24 pm Post subject: infidelguy wrote: We know some of you are already diamond and platypus contributors. We will be upgrading your icons over the next few days. Platypus? 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Will that register me as a platypus, or should I cancel and re-up the account as a combined one to make life easier? I need to be a platypus, they are marvels of evolution _________________ I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. - Richard Dawkins If you love God, burn a church! - Jello Biafra When I hear of Schrdinger's cat, I reach for my gun. - Stephen Hawking How to make the world a better place Back to top infidelguy Neo-Morpheus Joined: Feb 21, 1999 Posts: 3913 Location: Atlanta, GA Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject: Yellow, actually.. that would make it easier. _________________ ---- Join MySpace, add IG as a friend: http://www.myspace.com/infidelguy Promote me over at Craig's List: http://www.craigslist.com Visit my YouTube page: http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos.php?user=infidelguy Check out The new Warehouse SuperStore: http://infidelguy.vstoremarket.com Help make us the number one MySpace group. Back to top caseagainstfaith I'm tape 117 & 269 Joined: Apr 21, 2003 Posts: 1031 Location: Houston, TX USA Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:34 pm Post subject: Are there any perks to being a Platinum or Diamond member besides just the graphic? _________________ Please visit my site at www.caseagainstfaith.com featuring critiques of Lee Strobel and other apologetics SUPPORT INFIDEL GUY. http://www.infidelguy.com/ftopicp-280483-IGs_WishList.html#280483 Back to top Yellow_Number_Five Darwin's Yapping Chiuaua Joined: Sep 02, 2004 Posts: 6342 Location: The 5% Nation Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:36 pm Post subject: infidelguy wrote: Yellow, actually.. that would make it easier. Sure thing, I'll take care of it sometime in the near future. _________________ I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. - Richard Dawkins If you love God, burn a church! - Jello Biafra When I hear of Schrdinger's cat, I reach for my gun. - Stephen Hawking How to make the world a better place Back to top Yellow_Number_Five Darwin's Yapping Chiuaua Joined: Sep 02, 2004 Posts: 6342 Location: The 5% Nation Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:39 pm Post subject: caseagainstfaith wrote: Are there any perks to being a Platinum or Diamond member besides just the graphic? Reggie and his family eating a little better and the satisfaction of helping out a bit more if you are capable of doing so. Same reason some of us kick him a few extra bucks when he needs an equipment upgrade or whatnot. _________________ I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. - Richard Dawkins If you love God, burn a church! - Jello Biafra When I hear of Schrdinger's cat, I reach for my gun. - Stephen Hawking How to make the world a better place Back to top infidelguy Neo-Morpheus Joined: Feb 21, 1999 Posts: 3913 Location: Atlanta, GA Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:43 pm Post subject: Case: None. This was James (FutureQ's) fault. He brought this idea. Basically it's just for people that can and wish to contribute more. I am simply out of ideas as to what to offer the higher levels. As James puts it. I offer so much as it is. So, yeah.. for now, it's just a symbol of how much people love the site and wish to keep it going by contributing more. In the future.. maybe they will have some unforseen benefit. EDITED: and oh yeah. what Yellow said. _________________ ---- Join MySpace, add IG as a friend: http://www.myspace.com/infidelguy Promote me over at Craig's List: http://www.craigslist.com Visit my YouTube page: http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos.php?user=infidelguy Check out The new Warehouse SuperStore: http://infidelguy.vstoremarket.com Help make us the number one MySpace group. Back to top sleepr Joined: Dec 03, 2004 Posts: 1086 Location: Pcola, FL, US Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:49 pm Post subject: Oooh, even platinum is expensive. No worries, Ill put it as a long term goal! _________________ "If nobody was listening to God, there would be nothing left for us to do but listen to each other." | Back to top Gregfl Joined: Sep 20, 2004 Posts: 289 Location: Florida Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:04 am Post subject: infidelguy wrote: ? Thanks for upgrading. No problem Reggie, your website is well worth it. Just the acess to the lectures and debates alone is worth it! 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