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Pam's House Blend An Online Magazine in the Reality-Based Community. Hooboy -- whore #3 on the Bush PR gravy train Friday, January 28, 2005 Michael and Harriet McManus are founders and co-chairs of Marriage Savers . Michael had his hand in the taxpayer's pocket, picking out $10,000 to back Bush's marriage initiative. Michael McManus was a cheap date, in comparison to Armstrong and Maggie. Salon (sub required) has an exclusive on this one. The trend is unstoppable. It's going to be like cockroaches scurrying for cover when the light comes on in a NYC apartment bathroom... One day after President Bush ordered his Cabinet secretaries to stop hiring commentators to help promote administration initiatives, and one day after the second high-profile conservative pundit was found to be on the federal payroll, a third embarrassing hire has emerged. Salon has confirmed that Michael McManus, a marriage advocate whose syndicated column, "Ethics & Religion," appears in 50 newspapers, was hired as a subcontractor by the Department of Health and Human Services to foster a Bush-approved marriage initiative . McManus championed the plan in his columns without disclosing to readers he was being paid to help it succeed. I went digging around and found an interesting article at About.com on "Divorce Rates Can Be Cut", and Marriage Savers figures prominently, alongside the President's Healthy Marriage Initiative. His little venture, Marriage Savers, gets additional business by association with the initiative -- and remember, there is no disclosure of the arrangement with the Bush admin as a flack . For 30 years there has been one divorce for every two marriages in America. This 50% divorce rate has appeared to be granite that could not be chipped. There has been no proven strategy for reducing the divorce rate across a community, until now. The study, " Assessing the Impact of Community Marriage Policies® on U.S. County Divorce Rates" by the Institute for Research and Evaluation of Salt Lake City - found that clergy can significantly reduce the divorce rate . ... The study's findings have strong implications for the debate over the Administration's Healthy Marriage Initiative, which would authorize up to $1 billion of federal funds to help couples who choose marriage, to be successful . Dr. Wade Horn, Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services, who will speak at the press conference, says, "Some critics of the Healthy Marriage Initiative, have charged that we don't know how to help more couples to build lifelong marriages or to reduce the likelihood that half of new marriages will end in divorce. This pioneering research by Dr. Stan Weed and colleagues proves them wrong." ..."This is not rocket science," says Mike McManus, creator of the Community Marriage Policy® formula . "This is all based on common sense and existing resources." "Nine of ten Americans marry in a church. This gives clergy great access to couples. Yet most churches are simply wedding factories," says McManus, a syndicated columnist and President of Marriage Savers, the group which has helped the clergy organize a "Community Marriage Policy®" in 183 cities in 40 states . "The Community Marriage Policy formula includes a step-by-step plan by which clergy can help couples have not only beautiful weddings but also help them have the marriages and families of their dreams. Our couples have a 3% divorce rate. " What is Marriage Savers? How has it helped cities reduce divorce rates ? First, it works with a local coalition of clergy over a period of months to create a Community Marriage Policy. The group includes Evangelicals, Mainline Protestants, Catholics and minority pastors. They develop a written pledge, which clergy sign in a public ceremony, typically in front of a courthouse. Mike and Harriet McManus often speak at the signing in which clergy pledge to take five steps to revitalize marriage: * Require rigorous marriage preparation of at least four months during which couples take a premarital inventory and talk through relational issues it surfaces with trained mentor couples, who also teach couple communication skills * Revive existing marriages with an annual enrichment retreat * Restore troubled marriages by training couples whose marriages once nearly failed to mentor couples currently in crisis, a step that can save four of five marriages * Reconcile the separated with a course conducted with a same gender support partner * Revive stepfamilies by creating Stepfamily Support Groups for parents in remarriages with children, who can save 80% of marriages that normally fail at a 65% rate Michael J. McManus Ethics & Religion column Founder & President Marriage Savers 9311 Harrington Dr. Potomac, MD 20854 (301) 469-5873 or (301) 346-5013 MarriageSavers.org No mention that McManus was grunting and slurping at the public trough. F*cking disgusting. 1:11 AM :: | 0 Comments: Pam :: permalink House Blend Web Contact Pam Russ More about me My Web Page Pam and Kate get married My hair history Kidney stone diary Enchondroma surgery diary My pets Red, my Ridgeback Never forgotten . More on the Site Conservative Values Monitor Recent Blend Hope this rumor is true... Where we are in NC on a marriage amendment Connecticut conflict: civil unions vs. marriage for gays Wal-Mart Recognizes Gay Families Contribute your Gag-me witticisms to Shakespeare's Sister's "Official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon" Calif. 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The area of the country she is in? The home state of her wife? I know, they are everywhere. Pam just does such a great job of bringing them out into the light. --Impeach Bush who monitors yours Bevis ?? Just thought I would drop you a line,so the rest of your life is not wasted. --"Joe" Best of the Blend The 'Acting White' Myth Alabama: the worst place to be a gay person in Bush's America Black wingnuts at Project 21: pimping for The Man Condi, 'ho boots, and rent-boy Gannon Crosses burned in Durham: it shouldn't happen here The Exploding Ford Pinto Gender politics, take 2 3 4? Hair and black self-loathing Head of Mormon church: 'Gays have a problem' Mel Watt: re-framing gay rights NC County Commissioner has an unholy anal fixation North Carolina's constitution is under attack The politics of hair (again) Skin and the color of money Subaru drop-kicks Concerned Women for America Taking on the big, bad, blogging dogs so we can pee on the political hydrant too Thin skin of the Technorati Testosteroni Westboro Baptist Church protesters comes to Durham What makes someone white anyway? Wingnuts threaten Bush's kneecaps on Social Security Blend-o-licious features... Your browser doesn't support iframes to see the newswire. Ad Networks About "AL" BlogSheroes BlogAds Credits Content Pam Spaulding House Blend logo 2005 Melissa McEwan
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United States Profile Views: 424864 Last Login: 01/09/2006 View more pics Contacting Queens Of The Stone Age MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/queensofthestoneage Queens Of The Stone Age General Info Member Since February 21, 2005 Band Website qotsa.com Band Members Josh Homme - Vocals/Guitars Troy Van Leeuwan - Guitar/Bass Joey Castillo - Drums Alain Johannes - Bass/Guitar Natasha Shneider - Keys Mark Lanegan - Guest Vocals Sounds Like Watch the Video for Feel Good Hit of the Summer Go With the Flow In My Head Little Sister Monsters in the Parasol No One Knows Someone's In the Wolf The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret Burn the Witch Record Label Interscope Records Type of Label Major Queens Of The Stone Age's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] QOTSA perform on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno TONIGHT ( view more ) Over The Years And Through The Woods invading a formerly peaceful location near you! ( view more ) DVD Pre-Order ( view more ) New DVD! ( view more ) Be a part of the Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Queens Of The Stone Age So... it once happened, in The Magical Land of Music and Moon, that 4 mistreated animals, each hummed lonesome tunes. The animals loved the land under the moon, but were held captive by their owners, facing certain extinction and doom. Then in one common moment and in houses all separate, a turn for the truly bizarre did happen. A Cock, A Quack, An Ass and A Pig all were, at once, kicked out of their digs. Left to fend for themselves and somehow survive, a story unfolded of fantastical size. In the hind site of things, it's easily said, their exile was a blessing, not a curse instead. For they knew from the onset that abandon's bereft and banishment's bitter, still the 4 misfit minstrels had always longed for something better. The Cock kicked out of his warm hay strewn lair because he was obstinate and nasty and no longer welcome there. The Quack, it was said, was born with a wrong colored head: mistaken for female, not mallard instead. The Ass's knees always trembled and he could bare no load, so he was soon to be killed, eaten or sold. The pig was a pig and ate up all the food. His hungry owners put their foot down, "This Pig is No Good!" Outcast and isolated, they happened upon each other on a long windy road. All decided they could make pace quicker if together, not alone. And so they banded together, brothered and bound, and by surprise they discovered they could all make one sound! The Ass beat the drums, The Quack plucked the Guitar, The Pig played the bass & The Cock, loud and lurid, manned the axe and the mic. And so quacked the Quack, "We're lost! Where should we go? Will it be to or will it be throw?" The Ass hee -hawed, "Hee - Haw, I do not know!" The Pig snorted, "Snort, let's find a trough on the quick; I need something to eat or soon I'll start licking the shit off my feet." Then the Cock crowed out, "You dimwitted drolls, you're missing the beat. Being lost is not our problem! It's straight-up sweet! Lets be glad to be lost and neither found nor confined. It's better to be bumbling and losing our way than trapped by convention and minding owner's say. Lets NOT be found, let's be free instead. If we're discovered and directed, we're better off dead. Our doodle-do is decided. Our destination is Nowhere. Nowhere is our goal. Besides, I can kick up some scratch where ever we go" The Ass Ee-ah'ed, "Okee Dokee, we're set. We'll be lost, like in love and in thought and creative peak, not lost like in traffic jams waiting to take a leak." "That's right," Oinked the pig who ate up a worm, "We'll take every exit and welcome each turn." From that time forth The Refugees set off happily enroute, hunting for nothing of the expected, prescribed or suggested. Expectations abandoned, thoughts not of wrong, full of gay and glee; they carried on with a new song. Then in a gast a devil dropped in o'er their heads - he breathed out fire, branded irons and said, "Oh musical minstrels, I know where you should go: Follow this map and it will surely reward you." "What have you in hand?" asked the Cock as he hardened his head. "It's the answer to your questions." The Devil firmly said. "It's a map to a place where all will know your songs, where you can be rich, adorned and do no wrong." The Cock looked closer, and saw that the map clearly read "The Menagerie to Dumbassery." And shouted out-loud, "This is no place for me!" In response the devil howled and roared, "It will save you from this aimless place where your songs have no name. Now, follow it by the number and you will find your fame." So he threw it at the misfits and it burned at their touch. And they all threw it down into a gully or gulch. The devil was pissed, and his flame flickered out. And the band nodded in agreeance and continued enroute. They carried on with a new song. Then a Big White Rat appeared, holding a magic eight ball under his wiry whiskers. He shook the shiny sphere and said, "You're to follow this map! No question, no bickers. It says on my ball that it's certain, it's true. Don't ask again, The Menagerie of Dumbassery is the place for you!" The Ass kicked the rat and The Pig licked his beard. And the band felt stronger and traveled on without fear. They carried on with a new song. All of a sudden a stench wrapped 'round them and grew. The Pig Oinked out, "I know stank but fucking P-U!" The Quack quacked in, "For Stink' sake it's true! I've been pinned up in barnyards and squeaked out a few. But if I know one thing for certain, this smell is FOWL!" The Cock and The Ass smelled it too. They winced, and plugged their noses and then heard a horrible growl. From behind a juniper a Bigfoot appeared. He was as scary in sight as his smell had foretold. He gnashed his terrible teeth, and showed terrible claws, and the band cringed in confusion, in horror and awe. Bigfoot pound his hairy chest and bellowed, "Follow this map, you miserable minstrels. If you don't go to the Menagerie of Dumbassery, then I'll eat you all up, your lips, toes and assholes." The Cock & The Quack looked up in an instance and saw a pack of Eagles flying in from the distance. The Eagles landed in unison and pecked at the Bigfoot. They shat on his fur and fuzzied his vision. The Bigfoot lost his footing and fell down on the path, and the flurry of Eagles laughed and played with the band. "But wait," interrupted the Ass, "What if that Beast, that Monster wakes up? And comes looking, finds and make dinner of us?" The Cock reassured, as he usually did, "We'd smell him coming, make a plan and of him we'd rid." They carried on with a new song. A Fun Machine came spinning and crossed their way. And hooted and hollered at the minstrels, "Hip Pop- Hop Hooray! Take this map! Follow the way! In fact, my little minstrels hop on board, I'll take you there, with potions and poisons and not a worry or care!!" The Quack bobbed his head and asked his band, "Maybe a good idea? Should we take a ride?" But before they could answer, the Fun Machine took a shit and died. They carried on with a new song. Then a bitch and a wolf crossed the lane, and they looked friendly, if a slight bit insane. A trace of foam was still round their mouths, but the minstrels saw the froth was in the shape of a smile. The Bitch spoke up, as she usually did, and the Cock ruffled his feathers in kinship bid, "We're too wise to fight," she said and continued, "Everyone already knows that our bark is worse than our bite. So we've settled on kindness in wicked's wake. But, Be Warned! Dear misfits, don't discount us quick, we both keep our teeth sharp for safety's sake." "Where are you going?" asked the Wolf. "And what do you do?" "We're going Nowhere answered the Cock. "And we've written a song or two." The Pig explained, "But Beasts and Monsters keep getting in our way. And we are defending ourselves both night and day." The Ass snorted out, "T'is true what Pig Said. The Menagerie of Dumbasserie, keeps rearing its head." "We know of this place," said the Bitch, we've left it ourselves. And know for certain it's best avoided, full of bloodsuckers and snails, leeches and witches and trouble galore, if you go there you'll leave with a mountain of sores. So, let us hear these songs," said the Wolf and the Bitch. "Eee- Awlright," said the Ass, scratching an itch. The band played their songs and the moonlight grew brighter. And the sounds of the desert got quiet and quieter. And the Beasts and The Monsters were all held at bay as the music rang out they'd written along the way. "You have no worries no more," said the Bitch and Wolf did summarize, "for what you have here are Lullabies to Paralyze." Do you hear the silence of the evil around us? Your songs have conquered all the vicious and venomous. Neither Beasts nor Monsters can bar your path. Hear now, Misfit Minstrels, your music has freed you at last! You can stay here safely in the land of music and the moon, or travel about freely as long as you play your tunes!" They Carried On with A new song. But all the while, The Ass staid afraid. What would happen, he wondered, if Bigfoot showered and shaved? How would they smell him coming while they were tucked in their beds? And might they wake up, not as musicians but as carcass instead? Soon they forgot, immersed in their song, until a harsh realm came 'round. The stank of the Big, the putrid, the foul, messed with their gig. But The Monster, oh no, rather an old lady they knew not as friend or foe. Approaching The Cock, The Quack, The Ass and The Pig, one whiff enough to rattled their digs. "Why not?" said The Cock, and spoke to hag: "Don't bother real minstrels with a path, we've been through it and t'is fully daft." "Eeeeaaaaaawwwhhphhhht" she puffed and she pissed, her tongue forked but sagged - oh how the 4 gagged. On this tongue's end stuck the sad map, and antacid reflux tossed it upon this hag's lap. Whew the stank from that scroll - traces of Bigfoot, the Rat and the Toad. The creatures appeared and looked weird, exposed as dumbasses unable the 4 to harass. Old lady rose up and swallowed dumbasses whole, scampering off in search of another soul Until she tripped. And she died. Cuz as we said she was old. THE END. THE PLAYERS The Cock: Josh The Quack: Troy the pretty The Ass: Joey The Pig: new guy Appearing as themselves: The Toad: The Eagles: The Bitch: The Wolf: The Devil: The Rat: The Fun Machine: Bigfoot: Queens Of The Stone Age's Friend Space Queens Of The Stone Age has 56546 friends. CELESTTIANI Eric rhortx fuck your scene. 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I have been playing for 14 years and slide for 6. Trust me I can hadle it. I am just a insane basterdass Texan. FUCK YOU I AM FROM TEXAS!!!!! Oh yeah and I am pretty just like him....but not really.......But I am covered in Hair........... Toby Jan 11, 2006 11:26 AM thanks for the add. love your shit. SAM (",) Jan 11, 2006 10:50 AM You guys are the only good current band! their is no one at the moment releasing albums like you! i would advise every one to go and buy the new DVD it has some of the best live shows on it i have every seen by any band. i love all your work, and hope u continue to amaze the world with your thumping desert groove! sam Hallam Kite Jan 11, 2006 10:22 AM So I've just got the gig as new bassist in Gonga. All of y'all stoned queens and drones alike should take time to visit us at gonga.co.uk and myspace.com/gonga. Its all good clean low end and heavy fun. (I wanna sigh like josh's) Jonathon Jan 11, 2006 10:13 AM Tight musicianship...I love it, and love you for it. I hope you are all doing very well, and hope the tour with NIN was fun. I know I'm one out of a billion, but if you get a chance, holla back. Other Peoples Children OPC Jan 11, 2006 08:41 AM we love queens..... underpants gnome Jan 11, 2006 01:35 AM hey if you dont want gretchen then ill do her. Gretchen Jan 10, 2006 10:29 PM I just want to hump every single one of you! Loves Icy Tomb Jan 10, 2006 09:40 PM hey thanks for the add! queens of the stoneage is <3...haha take care chicken Jan 10, 2006 08:09 PM One of the best shows I ever seen. Dave Jan 10, 2006 07:52 PM You guys fucking rule. Your sound gets better and better with every album that is released. Elgie Jan 10, 2006 06:48 PM Amazing band ♥ The Funky Valentine Jan 10, 2006 06:37 PM JOEY has the to be one of the BEST ROCK DRUMMERS EVER_ KEEP IT ROCKING~! How long did you play for Danzig? Jeffrey Jan 10, 2006 06:23 PM Hey, I saw your Renegade show here in Austin a few months ago. Thanks for coming and playing a free show in a record store! Congradulations Josh on your baby. When are the Desert Sessions being rereleased? elvis edward Jan 10, 2006 06:16 PM Hi and thank you for being a friend we so enjoy your company but i must go now the edwards SpanRockDa&liRollish Jan 10, 2006 06:07 PM Queens of the Stone Age ROCKS!!!!!!!!! Thanks so much for adding me as a friend and rock on! elizabeth Jan 10, 2006 05:21 PM queens of the stone age fuckin upstage ANY band ive ever seen on tour with them!! Keep up the bitchin' work guys!! -stay real -liz THROAT CLUB Jan 10, 2006 04:57 PM www.throat-club.com ... berlin assaultassassin Jan 10, 2006 04:35 PM thanks for adding me!! the first time i saw you guys live was with the Foo Fighters and Tenacious D at the Universal/Gibson Amp. in 2001. good times! bitchslap Jan 10, 2006 04:19 PM hey! thanks for adding us! you guys fucking ROCK!!! come back to australia soon! ;) Becca Jan 10, 2006 03:23 PM Oh yeah, thanks for the add. Kinda forgot that in all the excitement of my last comment to you. Nebula101 Jan 10, 2006 03:15 PM You guys rock, , bring me more music... Bones Sinking Like Stones. Jan 10, 2006 03:00 PM thanks for the accept. holy this took me forever to say. I love you guys. amazingness. please come to winnipeg again. and not just as an openner person. I missed the first time around when you came. Nick Jan 10, 2006 03:00 PM U GUYS FREAKIN ROCK!!! i've got a bunch of ur songs on my ipod. BAMF Jan 10, 2006 02:32 PM thanks for the add guys you've got a monster in your parASOL! Red Mosquito Jan 10, 2006 02:26 PM thanks for the add, mark you are a god Selene Jan 10, 2006 02:18 PM I am just lovin you guys!!! I even went as far to say I am starting to be a devoted fan!! Much love your selene Mike Errico Jan 10, 2006 02:17 PM thanks www.errico.com rock Benjamin Jan 10, 2006 02:13 PM im selling all my qotsa/kyuss records... its a sad day :( it wont be so sad if you all go bid on them... :) cheers heres the link... http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZluxury-monsterQQhtZ-1QQfrppZ50QQfsopZ1QQfsooZ1QQrdZ0? *crys* Loopy lou Jan 10, 2006 02:02 PM I just remembered... You added me, and I never thanked you. well Thankyou :) Seantonamobay Jan 10, 2006 01:54 PM Thanks. I recall Josh standing on a fire hydrant yelling at people at Vine bar sat. Anyway, continue the immaculate rocking. -HEidi- Jan 10, 2006 01:26 PM HALLO ! thanx for the add. =)) now, who's the man behind this ? Pororoca Jan 10, 2006 01:10 PM The Dvd is amazing. It's crazy what you guys have gone through. You're fuckin' tits. Justin Jan 10, 2006 12:34 PM Hey guys cheers for the add U ROCK!! brilliant brilliant music keep it coming:D Andy Roddick Jan 10, 2006 12:23 PM Alright lads, It seems like a lifetime since youve watched me play and for me to watch you. Cheers Thuper Man Jan 10, 2006 12:07 PM A know I am a little late but I bought your DVD today! Sweet Dudes! Keep in coming! NEB Jan 10, 2006 12:03 PM i meant kik in that first comment not kis NEB Jan 10, 2006 12:01 PM when r u guys comeing to ORLANDO!!! i wanna be the first in line to by thos fucking tikets! NEB Jan 10, 2006 11:59 AM your band has really been infuential to my band (sometime next tuesday) i hope you guys come out with another single soon to get people out of this gay rap fad! p.s. your drummer kis sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much ass its not even funny ! Hashmark Jan 10, 2006 11:12 AM Thanks for your add!! by the way- we fucking love your tunes! Keep on doing that... Sigga Jan 10, 2006 10:54 AM WHEN WILL YOU COME TO ICELAND AND PLAY YOUR GOOD MUSIC???? :D LOVR SIGGA ;) The Mean Season Jan 10, 2006 10:53 AM Hey there!! Cheers for the add - keep it sweet :) REBEL RADIO Jan 10, 2006 10:44 AM Q.O.T.S.A KICK SOME SERIOUS BOOTY. CHECK OUT THE COOLEST NEW BAND IN TOWN. WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM Neka Luna Jan 10, 2006 09:21 AM thanx for the add...u guys rock! smartini Jan 10, 2006 09:19 AM hello from Portugal! thanks for the add! ***** bombadell Jan 10, 2006 09:00 AM love it love it love it!!!!! Since the very first time I saw QOTSA in Portugal 2003 I couldn't go a day without listening to their music anymore! Awww I'm sooooooo in Love! Thank you for the add! Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.