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Pimp Junta My Thoughts on Feet January 4th, 2006 by John Brownlee I’ve often heard girls say that they judge men by their shoes. That women pay so much attention to the feet of a man has never made much sense to me. This is like judging a man by his armpit. Actually, it’s worse – I’ve seen the attractive armpit or two in my time. But what are feet if not mottled, misshapen clumps of flesh crammed into reeking coffins of leather? Feet are what your hands would look like if all the bones in them were repeatedly broken every six weeks with a brick. Disgusting. Such is my loathing of the foot that there’s only two types of girls I would never date. One: fatties. Two: those who paint their toenails. Girls - painting your toenails is like applying lipstick to your anus. Don’t do it. The Chinese, with their foot binding, had the right idea – minimize these revolting appendages to offset evolution’s blind, ignorant fondness for them. Because of my revulsion, I try to pay as little attention to my feet as possible and so, over the years, I have developed a rather hardy set myself. Whether it was walking barefoot through a foot of snow to my neighbor’s house as a youth, or shrugging off the spray of gore resulting from stepping on a piece of jagged ceramic – the end result is a steady regime of consistent abuse has resulted in their near nigh-invulnerability. To me, shoes are a social nicety which I resent. Coming home in the evening, my greatest joy is to kick off the sweaty foot coffins and give the boys some air. Like my future wife, I am happiest both barefoot and in my kitchen. The other day, I was walking home in what was once a chic pair of black leather loafers when I passed a shoe cobbler. This caused me to ruminate and look down at the poor puppies below my ankles. The left shoe had a large gash in the side. In the hollowed heels of both, numerous trapped pebbles and tiny glass shards rattled. The soles, partially disconnected from the shoe proper, made exasperating farting-like noises when I walked. Unlike underpants, I tend to wear shoes until decomposition. But I decided to go in and see if all these pedimentary traumas could be repaired anyway. The cobbler assured me that they could be if only I were to leave my shoes with him. So I made what I thought was a common-sense decision: I took off my shoes, handed them to him, and began walking the five minutes back to my house in my socks. Within fifty yards, I’d already been stopped by the Gardai. “Ey! Wud’s oll dis den?” the copper ejaculated, pointing down with his walkie talkie at my shoeless feet. I scowled up at him defiantly. Recently, I’ve felt the Dublin police have been getting too big for their britches. I blame the uniform change: previously, every member of the Dublin Gardai wore a uniform comprised of khaki and puke green, overlaid with a fluorescent traffic vest. True, it was attire more appropriate for a parking garage attendant than a metropolitan enforcer of law and order, but the police at least walked around looking suitably abashed by the trouble they were causing you , the criminal. That’s the way it should be. Now, though, they have imported all their police uniforms straight from Paris and walk around with a pompous and lugubrious impugnity. This has caused the members of the seedy Dublin underworld to christen them “Potato-humping frog bacon”. “What, it’s illegal to walk around without shoes in this ridiculous Mickey Mouse country?” I exclaimed. He scowled and started jabbing me with his thumb. “Led’s see yer passport.” I didn’t have my passport on me, so I was dragged away to Gardai headquarters, yelping Rodney king quotes and the phrase “Five-Oh, yote!” over my shoulder the entire journey. These utterings failed to find cultural resonance. Anyway, it’s a long story, but the slippery slope, one thing led to another, and several savage beatings in the Rathmines Gardai station’s basement later, it turns out that, as an Irish citizen, you can come within a hair’s breadth of being deported for not wearing shoes over here. So next time The Economist lists Ireland as “the best country in the world to live in”, I hope you all remember this little anecdote. Posted in Personal | 4 Comments » -- Guest-Blogging at the Consumerist January 3rd, 2006 by John Brownlee In case any of my readers (mostly comprised of my relatives, some Boston friends, three ex-girlfriends, a couple of anonymous AOL IM acquaintances who believe my profile-stated interest in pipe-smoking to be underworld slang for homoerotic fellatio, and Dr. Derek Smart, PhD) are interested in paparazzing my Internet fame: I’m (paid!) guest-blogging over at The Consumerist this week. I haven’t really read it yet, but it’s some sort of anti-corporate, pro-consumer website from the Gawker guys, who also do the (much nicer looking) blogs Gizmodo , Lifehacker , Fleshbot and others. My stint posting snarky news criticizing major corporations will be especially amusing to those close friends who have ever listened to me drunkenly defend major corporate hegemonies. You can tell my posts because they are the ones overusing adverbs. As an added note, my first day blogging over there netted me my first quote ever in the New York Times . The only problem? They attributed it to the totally wrong guy. The italicized part is what John Brownlee actually wrote : Mr. Johnson, who previously edited Gizmodo, another Gawker site, also highlights consumer-oriented news nuggets, funny pictures and shopping tips - all with the same snarky tone that characterizes Gawker properties like Wonkette and Defamer. This week, he posted an impassioned plea for more imaginative advertising because “the loud, braying ubiquity of advertising pretty much invalidates it without any effort on my part.” He added, “I don’t notice advertising anymore, unless it is advertising that somehow makes my life a little more surreal, or stupid, or silly, or magical.” So update your future editions of “Notable Quotables” accordingly, guys. Posted in Personal , Internet | No Comments » -- Metro Must Die! January 3rd, 2006 by John Brownlee Years back, I had a feud with the Boston Metro, a free daily newspaper that alternately constipated then squirted out of bowels of the Boston subway system. I hated this paper, not just for its abominable journalistic qualities, but also because it transformed what had once been a pleasant morning commute into an Indian gauntlet. Daily, I was battered by the greasy, rolled up rags clenched in the flailing fists of the thousands of oddly shuffling pimps, hobos and hustlers that formed the Metro’s sleazy newsie constabulary. Within a month of the Metro’s inception, there wasn’t a single bus station restroom not using the Metro for toilet paper; not a single gutter unstuffed with the Metro’s soggy literary discharge. Every bum, every brown-toothed transient, every deinstitutionalized lunatic soon found employment in the Metro armada harassing innocent commuters with the circumcised foreskin of journalism proper. I once paid one of these bums fifty dollars never to try to hand me a Metro again. He took my money, then gave me two the next day. If you were riding the Orange Line on December 2nd, 2001 and wondered what the wet lurch you felt between the State Street and Downtown Crossing stops was… mystery solved! The violence I wanted to inflict upon the Metro soon took a literary turn. I wish I had a copy of the letter I once wrote to the Boston Metro, but it wasn’t safe to keep lying around. If a single atom of brain whizzes around the inside of your skull, reading this letter would cause that atom to split, like a cerebral Hiroshima. The only place safely expose its radiation was in the ntellectual siberia of a Metro staff writer’s mind. But could even the leaden brainpan of a Metro staff writer contain the explosion? I copied every email address I could find off the Metro’s website, then I took my laptop to a cafe across from their headquarters. From the vantage of a window seat, I pressed “Send”. Imagine putting a thousand water balloons filled with cow’s blood in the microwave, then turning it on. That was what I thought was going to happen. I expected to hear a series of dull pops from across the street, quickly followed by a tidal wave of blood washing down the oscillating waterfalls of the front steps anemone-like brains, squidy eyeballs and small barques made of skull shrapnel. Needless to say, that didn’t happen. Luckily for them, the lack of that single atom which would have allowed my wit to start the necessary nuclear chain reaction was missing from the vacuum of their minds. Employees of the Metro: mentally retarded Supermen, hovering far above the earth by dint of their helium-filled heads, and when they drool, it rains. It wasn’t a total loss though. The letter soon became immortalized amongst my friends and acquaintances, all of whom hated the Boston Metro as much as me and amongst whom I privately railed for years about the cheap no-brow rag. In response to their imploring, I distributed the letter to a select few, but only every fourth word. Even so, these friends began reporting nose bleeds, detached retinas or the sudden ability to smell colors. One friend who accidentally pieced the entire letter together by joining his copy with those of three others suddenly found himself in a Cthulhu-like dimension where strange chthonic fish made of ectoplasm tormented him for eternity. It seems to me that the Infinite Monkey Typewriter project should be concerned less with reproducing the works of Shakespeare and worry more about accidentally reproducing a certain letter from Mr. John Brownlee to the Boston Metro, dated April, 2002. Because here’s what’s going to happen to the monkey who accidentally manages to type it up, in rapid succession following the first millisecond of the letter’s recreation. First, the monkey will turn sentient; second, it will be able to speak English; third, it will scream “Oh my god!” as it starts pulling ropes of its own intestines out of its ears. Jane Goodall meets Lucio Fulci, man. But that’s incidental to my main point. Eventually, I realized my intellectual duel to the death with the Boston Metro wasn’t going anywhere. Sure, the wit of my letter was pretty powerful. It had even killed a few people. But not the people it intended. It was like trying to shoot a ghost with a bazooka. Whoosh, and then the Catholic orphanage behind the ghost suddenly explodes. Only innocents were being hurt. So I did the only thing I could do to stop the conflict - I fled the country and moved to Ireland. It’s been a good four years. But today, as I was walking into town, a filthy hobo in a crisp blue blazer approached me, hacking madly. I tried to avoid him, as I imagined that he would soon begin blowing a large black bubble from his mouth, which would actually turn out to be one of his lungs. But he veered in my direction. The glaucoma of one of his eyes began shivering like the undercooked white of a fried egg; the other rolled crazily. I tend to get a little panicky when I’m trying to avoid someone fast approaching me. In my confusion, I rigidly pressed my arms up against my ribs and began effetely fluttering my hands next to my hips. I also squealed and spun in a circle a bit. This didn’t work: next thing I knew, the hideous transient was upon me and (using a mottled paw with a tell-tale brown streak across the blade of the palm) had pressed something gray and soggy between my hands, like a sheath of rotting flesh. I knew what it was before I even looked down. “Dublin Metro, read oll abood ib…” he croaked, then walked off, hysterically screaming his laughter into the sunrise he rigidly fixed with his one dead eye. Some brief highlights of today’s issue of the Dublin Metro: * * * 22 stone (that’s 308 pounds, or 140 kilograms) 12 year old congratulated by the Metro for dropping 42 pounds. The Metro is relieved he will not have to staple his stomach. * * * A serious page long interview between the Metro and a professional astrologer. Here are some tasty quotes: “Lots of big companies use financial astrologers.” “I got my qualification [as an astrologer] from the Faculty of Astrological Studies. I did a basic certificate, then a two-year diploma.” When asked how astrology works: “… it’s a mystery.” On quantum physics: “Quantum physics is all about things making patterns - fractals you can draw.” Her explanation concerning incorrect predictions: “When I get it wrong - and this is true of every astrologer - it’s often due to people’s interpretation.” In other words, she’s not wrong, you are. * * * An ad starting with the question “Got drunk again?” * * * That was as far as I got before I thought that last one was less a question and more good advice. Posted in Personal | 1 Comment » -- Radio Psyence Belated Christmas January 2nd, 2006 by John Brownlee If Nat King Cole were still alive, I like to think many of us would pull apart his Christmas-crooning lips and perform King Kong’s infamous jaw-snapping fatality on him. But he’s a raisin of a crooner in the grave now, and frankly can not be blamed for being so timeless that he has become a nauseating holiday cliche. Anyway, now that we are about as far away from a reflux of Christmas music as one can chronologically be… hey, Radio Psyence phoned in a Christmas show two weeks ago! Posted in Music , Personal , Internet | No Comments » -- « Previous Entries Search Pimp Junta Author A little something about you, the author. 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United States Profile Views: 182700 Last Login: 01/11/2006 View more pics Contacting this day and age MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/thisdayandage this day and age General Info Member Since July 13, 2004 Band Website thisdayandagemusic.com Band Members steve, jeff, joey, mike, kelly Influences Record Label one eleven/east west Type of Label Indie Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Jan 17 2006 6:00P Club Quattro Osaka, Jan 18 2006 6:00P Club Quattro Nagoya, Jan 19 2006 6:00P Lush Shibuya, Jan 20 2006 6:00P Club Quattro Tokyo, Jan 21 2006 6:00P Club Quattro Tokyo, Feb 3 2006 6:30P Mr Smalls Theatre Pittsburgh, PA Mar 1 2006 7:30P North Star Philadelphia, PA Mar 2 2006 7:00P Bloomfield Ave Cafe Montclair, NJ Mar 3 2006 6:30P Live Trax Long Island, NY Mar 4 2006 7:00P Trackside Teen Center Wilton, CT Mar 5 2006 6:00P The Living Room Providence, RI Mar 7 2006 7:00P The Buffalo Icon Buffalo, NY this day and age's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] What is a Blog? ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About this day and age Hello Friends... After more than a year on the road in support of our debut "...always leave the ground", we are home and sooo excited to begin working on our next record... We will be heading back into the studio with the wonderful ed rose in march... In the meantime, try not to forget about us, and we will be back in the spring with new songs and more fun... Much (more) Love (than you can imagine). Check us out on Purevolume!!! To use: Save the icon you wish touse, then go to "preferences - buddy icons" on your AIM screen, and"browse" for the icon you saved to your computer, select it, and use! Live Journal Icons! this day and age's Friend Space this day and age has 20828 friends. 111records The Spill Canvas Mashlin Thin Dark Line The Rocket Summer Punchline speakerFIRE Waking Ashland View All of this day and age's Friends this day and age'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 4456 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Relevant Worship Jan 11, 2006 01:43 PM check back with us in the next day or two because we will have 3 of our new worship recordings up and playing! perfect storm productions Jan 11, 2006 11:38 AM I am so far gone now I've been running on empty Jan 11, 2006 09:50 AM hey guys thanks for accepting me ur music rocks and so do u later † Lexi † StArrY-EYeD KiD Jan 10, 2006 09:27 PM HAPPY 1/11 DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! which just so happens to be my bday! WOO ~~Vik♥ julie Jan 10, 2006 09:14 PM hey guys!!! have an amazing time in japan!! i know you'll have tons of fans out there and will have a blast! be safe! tiffany Jan 10, 2006 07:32 PM i am nowhere near the northeast :'( it's all gravy though. have fun touring and stuff. best wishes. Preston Jan 10, 2006 07:27 PM yall are amazing and that would be awesome if yall had a show in texas Michael Jan 10, 2006 02:59 PM Hey hows it goin...i just wanted to say your band is great...it has awesome meaning. I just started listening to it and it is now my favorite..you guys rock..God Bless jessica?!?!?!?! Jan 10, 2006 08:14 AM i dont know where you guys have been lately, but all i have to say is come back to sioux falls.. *5* SalimGovea Jan 9, 2006 11:58 PM your music changes my last year, thank you, take care, happy new year and best wishes. Mihoko Jan 9, 2006 10:12 PM Hey guys!! Thank you for accepting. ;-) Well, I'm Japanese. Guess what? Kim Bat Jan 9, 2006 08:04 PM One of my good friends introduced me to your music the other day and I must I am very impressed, I really the music you've created together. You guys should come to Ontario, Canada...that would be fantastic. Beauty is defined by Passion Jan 9, 2006 07:51 PM yeah everyone says to come to their city buy the happenin' place is definitly dallas baby.. were here.. were naked.. and were ready for your music Gary Jan 9, 2006 07:36 PM you guys gotta come to milwaukee or chicago some time soon.. you guys are great SHaNnY: The Queen of Storkland Jan 9, 2006 03:34 PM Will you boys meet me at McDonalds for a happy meal?? Especially you, Jeffrey! I know they are your favorite! Anna Claire Jan 9, 2006 01:44 PM Hey, do you guys remember Molly Szafranski? You went to school with her. She's my sister. haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer? Jan 8, 2006 10:57 PM you guys are in my top eight ♥ Little Lu Lu Jan 8, 2006 10:40 AM You guys are pretty fucking amazing. &IgottacelebcrushonStevenPadin♥ Come to Maine. It'll be worth it. Kristen Jan 8, 2006 10:33 AM thanks for adding me! i love you guys. slideshow is the most amazing song. can't wait for the new cd! *kristen* A Guy Known As Sky Jan 7, 2006 07:41 PM PLEASE!...come to south florida and I'll love you guys forever....THANKS! *~*MidNigHT KisSes*~* Jan 7, 2006 12:48 PM I LOVE Second Place Victory...It's a Beautiful song...you guys rock! Keep it up and God Bless! Karen Jan 7, 2006 12:28 PM Love the lyrics! *NIKI* Jan 6, 2006 11:43 PM Just wanted to be one more person to tell you guys how amazing you are. I've had your CD on repeat for the last 3 days. One of my new years resolutions is to go to more concerts....so come to Michigan and help me out:) A Rough Sketch Jan 6, 2006 08:09 PM you rock amazingly we played and ate with you guys in Augusta... sweet times good luck with everything! jasmine at the disco Jan 6, 2006 06:58 PM ahh you guys are awsesome. seriously. i watched fuse last night and you guys were being interviewed. i don't know if that was old or i don't know but i was like 'wow, these guys are really good.' :] this is pretty much a pointless comment with one message: YOU GUYS ROCK. later [ Quita ] Jan 6, 2006 02:51 PM hey, thx for the add. You guys sound great and I like your music. I wish you the best in everything you do. Keep it up and keep rockin'! tEe trotta. Jan 6, 2006 01:30 PM cn u guys please put some differnt songs up there.. like history of a falling science! Conformity Is A Character Eating Disease Jan 6, 2006 01:00 PM Thanks for the add! I just discovered and fell in love with your music today! :) Keep up the good work and come to Texas! God Bless, A-lo who are you kidding Im not like themI wont buy in Jan 6, 2006 12:12 AM have you noticed you never wear shoes when you perform haha its kinda cute =D -Rachel♥ leah = audio love. Jan 5, 2006 10:14 PM i need a little more this day & age in my life. it's been lacking lately. :) feb/march boys. looook out. we want all the stories from japan, because i know you guys will get in all sorts of trouble... ;P Suzy Rarr! Jan 5, 2006 07:53 PM sooooooooooh what's not a love song! Il mio nome Kailee. Jan 5, 2006 06:30 PM so im listening to you guys on my ipod right now and i just tohguht id let u know you guys are amazing and i love your music keep up the good tunes ((you jump, i jump jack)) Jan 5, 2006 05:22 PM i love you :) and i put ur song "seven eighty" on my site bcuz its wonderful. and so are all the others. come to ohio specifically cincinnati or bogarts or sumthin. or at least somewhere in ohio -Michael-Master-Of-The-Bate Jan 5, 2006 04:52 PM You guys Kick Ass! Keep in touch!!! I love the sound. +Mike :: chananah ;; the extreme flower picker!! Jan 5, 2006 11:42 AM thanks for accepting the request! you guys are simply amazing! keep me updated! ~*MeG ThE KeG*~ Jan 4, 2006 11:00 PM thanks for the add guys, love the music and all that jazz you've heard a thousand times;) Happy New Year, nice to find a good band on the east coast! TUNQ Jan 4, 2006 10:31 PM Happy New Year!! Happy Everyday EveryTime Everyone Everything... Pat Marquez Jan 4, 2006 09:12 PM happy new years guys.. if you need any news posted on AP.net let me know! death cab for sass Jan 4, 2006 09:01 PM i love you. ♥♥♥♥♥ xxsass. P.L.M.B. Jan 4, 2006 07:32 PM when i say shotgun, you say wedding Jan 4, 2006 06:52 PM i miss you guys. come back to wisconsin too, ok? * Dani * Jan 4, 2006 06:22 PM Hey guys, thanks for the add. I love your music. I defiently have to come to one of your shows. Casey Jan 4, 2006 02:36 PM You guys are awesome. Ever since I got to see you in concert in Atlanta with Rocket Summer, it has totally made it great for me. I listen to your CD all the time. YOU ROCK! HAVE A GREAT 2006! JAMIE [is legend] ♥ Jan 4, 2006 11:44 AM i see you guys on march 4th. basically mirori Jan 4, 2006 09:10 AM love the your songs. im looking forward to your show of Tokyo. and Happy New Year. take care mirori jacob tyler wolfgang Jan 3, 2006 08:27 PM I HAVE NEW SONGS! a tribute to jamisonparker Jan 3, 2006 05:53 PM Do you remember your first wedgie? Jan 3, 2006 05:23 PM i cant wait to hear what tasty musical morsel you guys come out with next. perfect storm productions Jan 3, 2006 04:10 PM we miss and love you guys. we just tried to book you again and Eva said your recording. damn haha. south jersey needs you back ! Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.