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Posting Calendar Jan Feb Mar Apr May June July Aug Sept Oct Nov Dec 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1999 |<< oldest | newest >>| Get Involved! Suggest a link Recommend to friend Create a site Thursday, June 30, 2005 VOTE FOR ME NEW SKIN Untitled Here's my latest: retro, colorful, abstract and without a title. Complete with neat rollovers! SMILIES OR SKIN NOT WORKING? If you've been using one of my smiley sets or one of the following skins: Travel or Let Her Fly , you may have woken up to an ugly mess or numbers on your Xanga. It appears that Xanga has blocked php encrypted codes which is the method I've been using. Fortunately for us, I've found a solution and have replaced all my old encrypted codes with new working codes using a different encryption method. Now you just have to go back and remove the old scrambled code with the new codes I've provided. For further information and instruction on how to fix this, refer to Sherry Vu's Xanga . I apologize for the inconvience. BROKEN/SLOW LOADING IMAGES? If you're experiencing slow loading or broken images within your skins, smilies, eprop icons or this Xanga site, it is because the Xangans server that my images are hosted on is either undergoing maintenance or experiencing problems or downtime. Please be patient as things will be back to normal soon. Thank you. 2:24 PM - 560 eprops - 315 comments - email it Sunday, June 26, 2005 VOTE FOR ME NEW SKINS fortheloveofHIPHOP This sleek and simple skin serves as my very own personal ode to hip-hop music. It features hip-hop classics from KRS-One, Tribe Called Quest, Black Sheep, and Eric B. & Rakim. Only for the real hip-hop heads out there! Decayed Thoughts In contrast to the previous skin, this one is dirty, grungy, and dark. BROKEN LINKS, MUSIC, ETC. HAS BEEN FIXED As you may or may not have noticed, there have been a few problems with the site while I was away. Some of the links on the right were broken, the music wasn't working, images were broken, blazay blazay blah but it's all been fixed now. Meaning eprops, cursors, smilies are back! MORE SOON I know I haven't been updating as much as used to but things have been rather hectic with work, my promotion as admin at both Createblog and CliqueMB , summer break, and my new found freedom as a single girl. And of course, with that freedom comes a lot of drama. So I've found myself to be more busy than usual and I just haven't had the time to work on any new goodies for you guys. Just bear with me, I will try to release new stuff periodically. 4:37 PM - 180 eprops - 92 comments - email it Wednesday, May 04, 2005 VOTE FOR ME I'M BACK... AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME Sorry bout the long wait but I'm back for good this time... I think. I just finished up my semester last Friday, got my grades in yesterday, and have been relaxing ever since. For those who care, I got a 3.54! So you all know what that means. I'll be back making layouts and other goodies for you in no time. This doesn't mean that you can flood me with questions and requests, however. Please don't mistake me from someone who sits on the computer all day. I do have a job and a life and I really don't have the time to be answering every single one of your questions and fulfillng all your requests. If you have questions about Xanga, graphics, layouts, etc., please redirect all your questions to Createblog.com . MYSPACE LAYOUTS Aquamarine Pretty Pink Candy Striped Tantalizing Teal Yes, that's right. I am now offering MySpace layouts in addition to my Xanga layouts. For those of you who aren't famiiliar, MySpace is an online community where you can share photos, journals, and interests with a growing network of mutual friends.Check it out if you haven't already and sign up! And for those of you who are wondering, here's my MySpace page: http://myspace.com/missroxanne . Add me. MORE TO COME And don't worry kids. There are more Xanga skins, MySpace layouts, cursors, and tutorials on the way. Thank you for your patience. 4:03 PM - 476 eprops - 256 comments - email it Wednesday, January 05, 2005 VOTE FOR ME NEW SKIN Travel (Flash Animation) This is the first skin I've done that features flash animation. This is one of my favorites and I hope you guys enjoy it! NEW CODES Colored Scrollbars Learn how to color your scrollbars with simple CSS code. Link Button Codebox Learn how to post your button and link code for others to grab and put on their sites! NEW TUTORIALS Photoshop: Link Buttons Photoshop: Image Sharpening Photoshop: Patterns Yes, 3 brand new tutorials! All of them are techniques I use myself for my designs. OTHER UPDATES New Cursors If you aren't excited yet, I'm sure you'll be excited about this since these cursors seem to be very popular. 2 brand new sets of cursors: transparent and novelty . I've also filled in some of your requests. Check them out. Also, check out the new iframe on the right. Don't ask me how I did it, I won't tell you. But I'm pointing it out because it features information about me and this site layout, as well as some awards and FAQ and some cam images of yours truly. MORE TO COME I'm still in the middle of coding some more layouts and working on some tutorials for Flash as well so be on the lookout for those... Also, keep the cursor and eprop requests coming. 9:24 PM - 1027 eprops - 568 comments - email it Thursday, December 23, 2004 VOTE FOR ME HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I know not everyone here celebrates Christmas. Some of you may celebrate Hannakuh, Kwanza, or something else but whichever holiday it is that you celebrate, let it be a safe and merry one. With lots of love, Roxanne. MY GIFT TO YOU Fun and Animated Smilies Mini Smilies by Xquizit The first set are some more fun smilies I found on this guy's site and have put them together for your use. I've also made a brand new set for you guys in a variety of colors. Here's just a sample: Just in time for Christmas. I hope you guys enjoy them. I spent a lot of time making and putting them together for you. CURSOR & EPROP REQUESTS I've already filled in a few of your requests for both cursors and eprops . Check them out. I'm still taking requests. Just leave a comment here telling me what you'd like to see. No specific personal requests, please. LEAVE ME COMMENTS! When you view any of the skin or goodies pages, notice the newly added Comments link underneath all the headers. Now you guys can leave comments, questions, etc. about any of my skins or other creations. Example: ABOUT THE FREE IPODS I've been getting a lot of questions about this. Once again, it is not a scam. I've listed all the reasons here . Thank you to those of you who signed up and completed the offers as one of mine or my boyfriends referrals. I put my boyfriend's link up after I got my 5 referrals and as of yesterday, he completed his. I would like to return the favor to those of you who helped us and put your referral links up on my Xanga. If you're one of these people, just email me at rlabajo@hotmail.com with proof that you've already completed an offer (with a screenshot) and I'll add your link. 5:26 PM - 428 eprops - 227 comments - email it Next 5 >> The xTracker - Xanga Logger and Tracker - bloggary.com False xanga - your site - terms of use - privacy - jobs - help
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StrikeFile.com :: Index FAQ Search Memberlist Usergroups Log in Register Loading.. Username: Password: StrikeFile.com Forum Index StrikeFile.com » Myspace help forums! Myspace Forum Topics Posts Last Post Welcome Welcome to Thomas' Myspace Forum 4 17 Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:27 pm Nethes Using these forums! Read this FIRST. It is extremely important that you read these instructions! Moderator Forum Staff 2 5 Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:07 pm theCasualties372 Thomas' Myspace Editor FAQ Frequently asked questions about Thomas' Myspace Editor. Moderator Forum Staff 4 23 Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:42 pm theCasualties372 Myspace Codes FAQ Codes to use in myspace, including things not in Thomas' Myspace Editor. Moderator Forum Staff 56 249 Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:40 pm Anji Using Myspace FAQ Fequently asked questions about using myspace, not about codes. Moderator Forum Staff 2 14 Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:39 pm cam i am QUESTIONS - Thomas' Myspace Editor Ask questions about the editor, only if you can't find the answer in the FAQ above Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 496 2263 Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:25 pm parker QUESTIONS - Myspace Codes Ask questions about general coding on myspace, only if you can't find the answer in the FAQ above. Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 1476 6660 Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:54 pm evenflow10 QUESTIONS - Using Myspace Ask questions about using myspace, only if you can't find the answer in the above FAQ Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 251 1002 Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:16 pm kellyann Code Submittal Have a cool code? Submit it here, and we'll move it to the FAQ (: Moderator Forum Staff 17 90 Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:19 am fxman Advanced Myspace Coding Already know HTML / CSS? Come here for tips when doing advanced layouts, etc. Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 12 188 Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:08 pm alliegrl222 Myspace Rumors (Known) Info about myspace rumors 5 43 Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:18 am post_mortum_b;iss Myspace Rumors (New) Heard a rumor about myspace? post it. We'll confirm or deny it, and move it to the known rumors section when we do. Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 21 49 Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:53 pm parker Profile Request Want someone to make you a full profile??It can be a lot of work. Make your requests here, and maybe someone will do it for you. Adding money to the situation definatly helps! Moderator Forum Staff 10 49 Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:24 pm parker Unofficial Stuff Forum Topics Posts Last Post Graphics Discussion non-official forum for dicussing graphics, sharing tips, getting opinions, submitting graphics for people to use, etc.Use Graphics Requests below to make requests! Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 74 317 Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:53 pm Advent Crisis Graphics Requests Requesting Graphics? Want cool pictures? Do it here! Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 69 456 Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:26 am Advent Crisis Learning web design aspiring to become a web designer? Wanna start your own website? Wanna work for yourself?Learn how to aquire the skillz Moderator Forum Staff 6 34 Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:14 pm cam i am Rate MySpace!! Have your profile be rated, and rate other people's profiles! 38 233 Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:55 pm saltytrout Chat Forum Topics Posts Last Post talk for a bit! Go ahead and chat it up! Most people around here are quite friendly, and even us.. we're not robots.. we can joke around like everyone else. Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 134 931 Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:18 pm Sanders X Mosh Forum Sugestions yepp Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 14 76 Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:51 am Anji Moderators? I have a few already, but they haven't signed up yet. They'll be coming to this new forum whenever this week, or whenever I talk to them. Moderators Forum Staff , Moderators 2 32 Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:38 pm cam i am ~Speak To Thomas~ If you'd like to (: 41 175 Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:19 pm Sanders X Mosh View unanswered posts StrikeFile.com Forum Index All times are GMT The time now is Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:17 pm Who is Online Our users have posted a total of 13217 articles We have 27908 registered users The newest registered user is Superstar_619 In total there are 29 users online :: 5 Registered, 1 Hidden and 23 Guests [ Administrator ] [ Moderator ] Most users ever online was 107 on Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:51 am Registered Users: dcx , internetrat26 , natica38 , red-eyed , Sanders X Mosh This data is based on users active over the past five minutes New posts Forum is locked
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CHUD.com - Cinematic Happenings Under Development 01.11.06 “Get the f*ck out of my office! ” - Lou Gossett Jr. SANGUIS MINIMUS! CORPUS ANIMUS! SATANI AVE! Pictures from Fox's 2006 slate - including the new Damien. THE LIST OF WHAT IS YET TO CUM What if you knew the name of everyone you would ever have sex with? WHO WILL BANG BOND? Bond girl casting underway! Could it be you? DVD REVIEW: THE BALLAD OF CABLE HOGUE Old Hogue's got problems, but he's still Russ' favorite. DAILY GRABOID 1.11.06 Be pure, be vigilant, be guessing! DVD REVIEW: LOIS & CLARK - SEASON 2 David enjoys this "chick-friendly" Superman. PEEK INTO PAN'S LABYRINTH Spooky new images from Guillermo Del Toro's latest! DVD RACK: GARFIELD AND FRIENDS - VOL. 5 Jeremy is down with the fat feline and his cohorts. LEAK LETTERS #31 Another letters column for you to ignore. DVD RACK: SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS - SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS Bill and the once great team of the '80s walk down memory lane. 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HE WATANABE IN A CLINT EASTWOOD MOVIE Eastwood's Japanese Iwo Jima film gets logistical. DVD REVIEW: RIDE THE HIGH COUNTRY Russ finds treasure in the Sierras. GRINDHOUSE: READ ALL ABOUT IT Tarantino and Rodriguez write about their next. SCREENING: UNDERWORLD EVOLUTION Updated with 2 more cities! A NICHOLAS RAY OF LIGHT FOR KAUFMAN Does Philip Kaufman still have the right stuff? GOING FOR BROKEBACK II Devin takes on the latest Brokeback Mountain controversies. DAILY GRABOID 1.9.06 Don't be annoyed, Grab the 'oid. DVD REVIEW: TERROR TRAIN 09.24.04 By Doug Healy BUY IT AT AMAZON: CLICK HERE! STUDIO: Fox MSRP: $14.99 RATED: R RUNNING TIME: 97 Minutes SPECIAL FEATURES: Trailer Like so many of you out there, Im quite a big fan of the 70s and 80s slasher films. Theyre the kinds of films that so many of us ages 25 to 40 grew up on. While there are few kids out there that could even sit though a great picture like The Seventh Seal , let alone understand and appreciate it, slasher films were often the kind of fun and exhilarating movies that although forbidden by most parents, found their way into the VCR when you had friends stay over, or when your folks were asleep. The mix of jump scares, bloody killings and inevitable nudity made some of these movies the forbidden fruit of film for many of us. Thats certainly not to say they are all classic films, or even that most of them are well-made. For every Halloween or Sleepaway Camp there were plenty of Slumber Party Massacre or Friday the 13 th Part 3D films to make sure the bar was held pretty low for slasher flicks. So where does Terror Train fit in the slasher film oeuvre? Well, youre obviously going to have to read on in order to find out (you didnt really think I would tell you in the introduction, did you?). Now we know why Diane Keaton wears gloves all the time. The Flick In order to properly set about the mystery of whos going to be killing lots of people later on in the picture, Terror Train opens with the inevitable prank gone wrong. The boys of Sigma Phi Omega fraternity are having a party and trying to get some the loser freshmen laid for the first time. Doc (Hart Bochner) convinces the pathetic virgin Kenny (Derek McKinnon) that his girlfriend (Docs, not Kennys) Alana (Jamie Lee Curtis) is ready to take one for the team. Of course, seeing all of Docs friends around him laughing into their jackets, we get that Kenny isnt going to enjoy this first experience. Alana doesnt quite know what shes getting into, but plays along anyways. I wont spoil what happens, but rest assured, Kenny gets embarrassed, lots of other kids show up to laugh at him and he goes crazy. Cut to a couple years later, and all the pranksters are now seniors, getting ready for the biggest party of their college years. Theyve rented out a train for New Years Eve to throw a huge costume party filled with shitty bands, cheap booze and loose trim. Alana is no longer with Doc, as shes still pissed off about the severity of the prank they played on Kenny. Apparently, Kenny was shipped off to a mental hospital, and she feels pretty bad about it. She has a new boyfriend, who also happens to be Docs best friend and is best friends to fellow Sigma Phi frat-whore, and current Doc play toy, Mitchy (Sandee Currie). "Quiet, guys! I think I hear a train coming" Were introduced to the line-up of stereotypes at this time as well: theres the black guy, Jackson (Anthony Sherwood) and the only other black person at the party, his girlfriend Merry (Vanity, before she was Princes cock sheath). Theres the jolly fat guy, the other jolly fat guy, and enough meatheads and blonde groupies to fill a Motley Crue concert. Oh, theres also the mysterious magician, played by a Perry Farrell-looking David Copperfield. This was the first warning to go off when I was watching the movie. As a general rule, I think that magicians should be offered up to Quetzalcoatl, but even that seems too nice for David Copperfield. What a smug prick he is. However, in this film he fits nicely, as his job is to play the smug prick of a magician. It works nicely. Theres not really much more to get into concerning plot; the party starts and people start getting picked off one by one. In an odd stroke of coincidence, everyone involved in the shaming of Kenny seem to be the ones on the sharp end of whatever pointy object the killer is using. Billy Shived was always the life of the party. There are generally two types of slasher film: dark, serious movies which are meant to scare you after youve left the theater, such as Halloween , and campy slasher pictures, that while offering up jump scares, are really meant to have fun and laugh with, such as April Fools Day . Terror Train really tries to be on the darker side of the spectrum, which makes sense when you have the scream queen of the era headlining your film. For the most part, this works. Directed by Roger Spottiswoode (of good films like Shoot to Kill and awful films like Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot ), there are some tense situations, especially toward the end of the film, and the moving train setting provides a sense of claustrophobia, which always goes a long way in horror films. Jamie Lee is in typical form here, offering up lots of crying and screaming. Though there is something about her in this movie that doesnt work with me: shes not hot. While slasher films were intriguing to me as a kid, they cant compare to the loin-tingling passion I had seeing Jamie Lee Curtis on screen. I aborted more children onto the carpet in front of my parents entertainment center watching her in Trading Places than all the teen prostitutes in L.A. In Terror Train , though, shes got scraggly hair, nasty-looking teeth, and the pirate costume she wears to the party means that we dont even get to admire one of the greatest figures that God ever placed on this Earth. In fact, this movie has almost no random nudity. Theres a quick flash of some nasty cans, but thats about it. Gene Shalit's review - "New Year's Eve on the Terror Train? More like my clone is suave as hell! Oh, shit, that doesn't rhyme." Before you purists get on me, Im well aware that in 1980, the slasher film hadnt yet devolved to the point where it needed to have naked women in every other scene. I just feel it necessary as reviewer to let people know what to expect. Some people like the skin-laced horror film, and for their sake Im letting them know ahead of time that if naked women are important to their viewing pleasure, theyll be disappointed. The movie is not quite as obvious as that plot outline makes it out. For those who watch these types of films, and are paying close attention, the identity of the killer may become apparent to you about of the way through the film not bad considering the obviousness of some of its brethren in the slasher genre. The costume party sets up a realistic way of getting the killer into all sorts of odd masks and helps keep us confused, if only for a bit. Where was George W. Bush between May 1972 and May 1973? Shoveling coal on Satan's personal train, that's where. An interesting note: movies like this (at least those not directed by David DeCoteau) dont often have a homosexual undercurrent, but Terror Train doesnt shy away. Its pretty obvious that Doc would love to run away with his best friend, Mo. Not important to the movie, just a tidbit. I liked this movie even more than I thought I would. Its not a campy, laugh-as-you-go horror film, so dont be expecting that and I think youll enjoy it too. Its not as brilliant as the film it takes so many cues from Halloween but it is solid, nonetheless. 7.0 out of 10 The Look The movie is very dark, though this is done purposefully. Its a lot harder to figure the killer when you cant quite see whats going on. The transfer is okay, and purists can take note that contrary to rumors, Spottiswoode didnt add Ewoks to the scene in the snow. 7.0 out of 10 "Christ Morty, whatever happened to foreplay?" The Noise The music fades in and out sometimes, and the dubbing doesnt always match up with the speed at which theyre talking, though you can understand everything. 4.0 out of 10 The Goodies A trailer. 1.0 out of 10 The Artwork Jamie Lees visage and the terror train about to be stabbed by Gene Shalit. 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