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Sounds Like Bling MySpace Editor Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Feb 16 2006 9:00P Stagger Inn....Again Edwardsville , IL Feb 17 2006 5:00P Stagger Inn......Again Edwardsville, IL Matt Gandurski's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] Ney Year's Resolutions ( view more ) Such is Life ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Matt Gandurski 25 years old, born and raised on the south side of Chicago, Illinois. I started playing guitar in seventh grade. Cut my teeth on Metallica and the up and coming grunge stuff, (Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam) whatever Guitar World magazine was tabbing out in the early nineties. Then I got caught smoking weed a bunch of times freshman year of high school and by the time I got off grounding all my friends were hippies, or at least doing there best to look like them. So black jeans became corduroys, NIN albums became Phish bootlegs, and I tried to relearn everything I didn't pay attention to in my guitar lessons and become Trey Anastasio. Mostly just got high alot, though. After high school I went to SIU Edwardsville, Carbondale's ugly sister to the west. More drugs. Was told by SIUE's head of jazz guitar not to bother with his program or waste his time. This is a guy who bills himself as a virtuoso. Easy, buddy. At the end of my freshman year I met a lunatic named Matt Meinert at a party. I played along while he sang the likes of John Prine, Lowell George, and Bob Dylan, and we clicked. The next year we got a house together and started playing gigs around town, though I had never played lead guitar, I quickly got my trial by fire and came out alright. We played together for three years and several different projects, and pulled off some impressive gigs in and around St. Louis, but almost nothing recorded, aside from a few home videos and random 4-track ramblings. Then we got caught growing uh, indoor vegetables, and both had to move out of town. He went to Springfield, Il, I went back to Chicago. I quickly realized that being a decent young guitar player in a small town means jack shit in Chicago, where there are 17 year olds that can play circles around me, so I sort of put it down for a while, and got back into hip hop. Now I know that sounds lame and white boyish, but to any Chicagoan around my age that knows about the Jukebox, I need not say more. For those who don't, the Jukebox was a music video station in the late 80's early 90's that you could only get if you wedged your TV dial (yes it had to be a dial) between channel 23 and 24. Most of what they played was early hip hop, so without realizing it, I had a pipeline to what most little white kids didn't and still don't: GOOD hip hop. Point being, I hooked back up with Ben Schlitz, a high school buddy who was studying art in Milwaukee and rapping on the side. We collaborated on one of his art projects that incorporated music, and a partnership was born. Soon after, I helped him build his studio and since, he's released three hip hop albums, two of which I was blessed to be a part of. My musical itch came back, and I signed up at the Bloom School of Jazz in downtown Chicago at age 23. David Bloom is a lot of things, good and not so great, but he is a fantastic teacher and group leader. At the school, I found myself part of an 8 piece jazz combo performing original tunes at legendary places like The Green Mill and the Jazz Showcase. Whether I deserved it or not, it was an amazing experience. At the same time I started a neighborhood band with some friends, including drummer Mike Barry. Mike and I stuck together through a funk/disco group that went through bass players like toilet paper, and eventually morphed into a country/folk/pop type deal that found me behind a microphone for the first time ever, less than a year ago. That group has since dissolved but since nobody threw a bottle at me for ruining their hearing, I decided to keep singing, and I've decided through all the influences I've picked up since coming back to Chicago, be it jazz, hip hop, house, that I want to sing the stuff I was playing with Matt Meinert, the person who got me on stage in the first place. So for now, that's what I'm doing. Matt Gandurski's Friend Space Matt Gandurski has 100 friends. John Hasbrouck Even In Blackouts Leadbelly Stagger Inn...Again charley patton Woody Guthrie Hank WILCO View All of Matt Gandurski's Friends Matt Gandurski'sFriends Comments Displaying 24 of 24 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Swing Jan 9, 2006 12:41 PM ya ya fo sure. ill make that rough demo in the next couple of dayz and get that shit to you Tenement Ruth Jan 6, 2006 09:08 PM what's up homie? Erica EK Jan 5, 2006 09:21 PM Ummm, I think Annie, Kira, and I should be on your Top 8. Or Maybe you should make a special section, "Top 3 people to work with." Yep, that's it. Kira Jan 4, 2006 06:37 PM I think Im officially special now! :) Thanks for listening to my bitching about not being your "friend". Alyssa Jan 4, 2006 05:31 PM Okay, check out my pic...ass hole!!! When are you planning at Stagger? M-m-m-monica* Dec 30, 2005 06:27 PM I wasn't aware that Muffie was having a shin-dig. Is she still livivng on the south-side? I still wanna go visit her at work. I'm going to see Keller and Umphrey's tomarrow. But sounday sounds good so far. We'll see then. M-m-m-monica* Dec 30, 2005 04:08 PM Is your b-day really the first of the month. cuz i think this new b-day shit is jacked up. I keep wishing people happy bday and they reply with a different date. whtvr... feliz cumpleanos if it really is. wanna make a park date. we can call michael a head of time so he can come too. Tenement Ruth Dec 29, 2005 11:02 PM you suck man...you come to town and bail on your old friend and then.you just go on back to the Mikey Seaver. Just kidding, I'll catch you on the flip side. Maybe I will come to your show in Feb. at the good ol SI. -K Amy Ayres Dec 28, 2005 12:49 PM Thanks for the add! Happy New Year!!! Check back for upcoming 2006 shows. Amy Ayres www.amyayres.net annie Dec 27, 2005 05:21 PM Get ready for Docter Black eye! Anna Dec 24, 2005 09:03 AM Merry Christmas!! Jackie Dec 22, 2005 09:08 AM yooooo! i'm very much in chicago right now...callmecallmecallme. oh, i talked to michael last night. we're thinking we could start shooting to put together a set in time for the Farnin's new and improved parade party, which is now including leadfoot, h4th, and cosmic fool. mackie and the omboys, anyone??? Jason Dec 20, 2005 04:38 PM What's up man, I dig your myspace setup...who does your photography? CME 32-20 Dec 13, 2005 07:21 PM What's up, Matt! Good to hear from you. Friday night should be a blast. See you then! c M-m-m-monica* Dec 5, 2005 10:51 AM yo dude. Ready for the icey cold park parties!?!?!?! Mr. Noche is! Kaitlin moved to Colorado. :( She took my huskie! I miss Scout. Swing Nov 30, 2005 11:41 AM gatt mandurski *xo_sheila_ox* Nov 22, 2005 01:33 PM hey matt its me sheila holland you know matt and terry's lil sis! well pleeezz add me or my brothers will kick ur behind! haha juss kidding but pleez and oh ya i like ur profile its kewl! MATT MINCHEW Nov 9, 2005 12:34 PM Hey Man- Thanks for the add, I really appreciate it. Great stuff too... keep it up and best wishes. -Matt Minchew www.mattminchew.com Alyssa Nov 3, 2005 02:54 PM Hey Matty! What's up? Thanks for making us all internet nerds!!!! CHI-TOWN KIDS Nov 1, 2005 01:05 PM i remember sutherland whooped barnabas in basketball like 149-34 alicia marie Oct 21, 2005 06:56 PM Thanks so much for the add! You rule! alicia marie Pete Oct 21, 2005 12:38 PM I heart Matt Gardanski! 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You can so watch TV while you are peeing or whatever. Tween girl #3: Except it's only, like, sports and stuff. Tween girl #1: Yeah, I don't really like sports. Except cheerleading. Is that sports? --ESPN Zone, 42nd & Broadway Link To or Email this Post Those Were Uggs, You Tards Guy #1: The girl with the tattoo on her breast. Guy #2: Oh yeah, yeah. She got a huge booty. That shit be a jigglypuff. Guy #1: Yeah, for real. I just wanna grab that shit. Guy #2: Yeah, but she got hairy legs. Guy #1: You seen 'em? Guy #2: Hell yeah, she showed me. Guy #1: But, you know, it's winter. Girls be gettin' sloppy in wintertime. Guy #2: I don't care, man. That shit's atrocious. --4 train Link To or Email this Post " The wedding is off ?" Girl #1: Can you believe her? It drives me nuts! Girl #2: Do you remember back when you were 17? You were just as bad. Girl #1: No, I wasn't. I didn't walk around saying I was that hot. 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You want something in a yellow? --Barnes & Noble, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Gradie Smith Link To or Email this Post Should Someone Call Animal Precinct? Woman: One grande caramel frappuccino with extra whipped cream, please. Man: You know there's six or seven hundred calories in that, right? Woman: It's not for me, it's for my hamster. I swear. --Starbucks, Bay Ridge Overheard by: fion Link To or Email this Post January 09, 2006 No, He Rages Against the Dying of the Light Store guy #1: Did you hear that JT Leroy is a fake? He never existed. Store guy #2: What? Dude, are you serious? Store guy #1: It's true. The New York Times proved it with like receipts and shit. Billy Corgan must be rolling over in his grave. Store guy #2: Wait, Billy Corgan's dead? --Kim's Video, St. Marks Place Link To or Email this Post Nothing's as Ritzy as Floorfood Chick #1: And I was like, goddamn , it's food...I can eat it, you know? Chick #2: Seriously. Just because she's anorexic doesn't mean she can impose her thoughts about food on you! Chick #3: Wait, wait, wait. Back up. You ate a cracker you found on the floor of the subway ? --Chinatown Ice Cream Factory, Bayard Street Link To or Email this Post Twenty Drink Minimum Promoter guy: Stand-up comedy! Are you interested in seeing some stand-up comedy tonight? Hey, I'm asking you a question. Dude: Oh, no thanks. Promoter guy: Oh, well, we also have stand-up misery. --Times Square Overheard by: Adam Robbins Link To or Email this Post Ironically She Watches Judge Judy on It Woman: Once in a store, a guy left his bag on the floor and I snatched his wallet right out of it. Man: Boy, you sure are lucky. Woman: I know, I took the money and bought me a TV. --A train Link To or Email this Post My Anti-Drug? Being a Retard Girl #1: For our next trip, my parents want to go on a cruise to Alaska. Girl #2: Oh my god, no! Haven't you seen the Titanic? Girl #1: I know, right? Plus, it's cold. 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Guy: Don't you have to take a health class or something to do that? --Union Square Overheard by: Katie Link To or Email this Post They Eat Crow Guy: Let my put it this way: if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the hell do you think a humanitarian eats? Girl: Oh, shut up. --Hayden Hall Residence, Washington Square West Overheard by: Kristina Y Link To or Email this Post What a Moneron Ticket guy: I'm sorry ma'am, my computer is being awfully slow. Ticket gal: Maybe your computer has bacteria. --Hotel Pennsylvania, 7th Avenue Link To or Email this Post Daddy's Favorite Second Choice Barbershop quarter guy: Hey, she's walking on the outside. That means she's available. Tell that guy you're with that walking on the outside means you're available. Guy: Um, she's my sister. --Spring & Wooster Russian guy: You should introduce me to your sister Frat guy: Hell no, man. Russian guy: I would introduce you to my sister. Frat guy: Dude, what do you do in your country? Meet in neutral territory and swap family members? --23rd & 10th Overheard by: Mariclair Partee Link To or Email this Post Patrick McGoohan Finally Gives In Flyers girl: Hi, would you like to come to a party? Guy: No, thanks. Flyers girl: Why do people keep lying to me? Guy: I'm not a person. --14th & Broadway Overheard by: Will Person Link To or Email this Post This Rorschach is Quite Revealing Man #1: Hey man, why are you hanging out with her? She's a total dickbag. Man #2: Dude, I'm imagining like...a bag...of...like...dicks? --114th & Broadway (cf. this entry .) Link To or Email this Post January 08, 2006 It's French for Steve Nanny #1: Who were you named after, Paulette? Nanny #2: My father. Nanny #1: Oh, what was his name? Nanny #2: Ette . --Washington Square Park Link To or Email this Post For Everything Else, There's MasterCard? Guy #1: Remember that time last week when I like fucking killed Frank? Guy #2: Huh? Guy #1: When I fucking killed Frank? Guy #2: Who? Guy #1: Frank. 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Worth1000.com | Photoshop Contests | Are you Worthy | contest -- Hi guest. Welcome to Worth1000.com! Register or Login Recommend This Page Email us Live Help Great deals | ads Home Contests Galleries Forums Tutorials Toys Help Plime photoshop contests text contests photography contests multimedia contests What's New? | All Contests | Advanced | Beginner | Head to Head | Corporate | Tournaments Hey, Guest! You must login to access hidden members only options and to turn off ads! register login Contest Options browse entries view leaders view vote history browse jury picks bid listings Contest Info advanced photoshop Cost : 10 credits JackPot : 100 credits Skill : Easy Started: 12/3/2005 Ended: 12/6/2005 Pimp My Ren Adding bling to classic art. (32 entries) View Related Contests Pimp My Ren (beginner) Sponsor Information Your Ad Here Sponsor our contests and get a month's worth of text ads! Baigneuse from the Hood (themepost) by Hyperborean [ view full ] add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ comments ] Contest Directions They say there's nothing new in fashion and it's true.. styles constantly repeat themselves. Even today's hip-hop style has been done before. Saggy pants? Done in 16th century France during the 'sansbelt' period. Heavy gold and diamond jewelry? The Spanish conquistadors were there first. Doo rags?, hats on sideways? Pirates have been there, done that. Heck, I bet even the old carriages had spinners on their wheels. The rules of this contest are thus: show us today's big bling, hip culture as seen thru the eyes of yesteryear's classic artists. Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the guidelines please, be careful to avoid using cliches . You have 48 hours to submit so make them sparkle! Sponsored by Kittens Box A blog about Photography, LifeHacking, and Assorted Scratchings. Whats in the box today? Adobe Photoshop Ads Contest Entries view small thumbnails Page 1 2 3 4 - View All Portrait of a Young Man - Botticelli represent by designdiva view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 7 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.628 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- here is the source file : http://www.artrenewal.com/images/artists/b/Bouguereau_William/Le_ravissement_de_Psyche.jpg hip hop angel by lazyrevolutionary view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 13 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.536 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Pimp Gothic by pastrami view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 14 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.326 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- A portrait of jacques louis david turned into a pimp. Please view full Source Magic-Stick by bigdaddy1984 view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 5 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.271 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Mr.G Mr.G is pitying to fool who does'nt view full. Please leave you comment. Mr. Van Gogh by AlanSmithee view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 5 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.168 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- fun to make---- comments and sposner please Blingereau by funky123 view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.966 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Rafaello's "Three Graces" is popular, but I like his lesser known painting of the first hip hop divas. Bling bling! Too many sources to list, although the tattoo is actually from a picture of the tattoo on my back . Please view full for larger and more details! Also if someone could sponsor me that would be great Modern Graces by SeanaLyn view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 3 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.962 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- GIRL WITH A PEARL NOSE RING (based on Vermeer's "Girl With a Pearl Earring"). view_source GIRL WITH A PEARL NOSERING by mokathecat view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 7 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.949 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Original painting is The Time Of Roses by John William Godward Shoe shopping by nemish view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.931 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Creation of Adam.. (Gangsta version) View Full plz.. Creation of Adam.. (Gangsta version) by Knarf2 view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 5 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.678 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Page 1 2 3 4 - View All -- home - register - login - contests - library - galleries - tutorials - toys - community - help help - guidelines - terms of service - privacy - claims - contact - ^top Currently Browsing : 1913 guests 1104 members 43 jurors 7 admins | Lots of visitors today 1999-2006, Worth1000, LLC. All rights reserved. Page generated at 1/11/2006 5:34:23 PM in 0.031 seconds. Ads: Photoshop Tutorials | php dating software