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United States Profile Views: 369990 Last Login: 01/09/2006 View more pics Contacting Team Sleep MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/teamsleep Team Sleep General Info Member Since February 26, 2004 Band Website maverick.com/teamsleep/site/ Band Members Chino Todd Crook Zach Rick ------ Influences Links: Zach Crook Chino Mary Timony Rob Crow The Hanger Studios TeamSleep.Net Type of Label Major Team Sleep's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] TS EPK featured on machineshopmixtape.com ( view more ) Current Site / Previous Site ( view more ) Team Sleep on Machine Shop Mixtape ( view more ) 'Promo' article for 'Ever (Foreign Flag)' ( view more ) Vapors Magazine Readers Choice Awards 2005 ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Team Sleep SELF-TITLED DEBUT ALBUM IN STORES NOW Ever (Foreign Flag) Video/Watch Here! 'Ever (Foreign Flag)' video code for your profile! (Quicktime) Team Sleep.Com Message Board Shirts, Hoodies, Stickers Join To Promote Media Player Get "Ever (Foreign Flag)" in iTunes now! Management: The Artery Foundation Team Sleep's Friend Space Team Sleep has 32159 friends. Musette & Drums * brytnee * Mon!ka ~MASTERMIND~ .ami. Enchantress Dolphin Girl Kelli Kills View All of Team Sleep's Friends Team Sleep'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 7770 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) I like Cheese Jan 11, 2006 01:05 PM Good Stuff Fuckers, Good Stuff. Bass Junkie Jan 11, 2006 12:13 PM nice one guys, i like it, the music that is!!!!!!!! SIDESHOW Jan 11, 2006 10:16 AM <-----------Clcik that. C. A. Jan 11, 2006 10:12 AM Luv your music........... Inner Light Spectrum Jan 11, 2006 06:32 AM awesome vibe, so hauntingly beautiful ! Gramaphone Children Jan 11, 2006 02:22 AM DIG YOUR TUNES, A SEDATIVE FOR THE EARS. 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Comments in regards to songs are much appreciated. ~~PS I am very impressed by the tunes Chino! Keep up the great work Team Sleep! A Single Second Jan 10, 2006 02:19 PM Hello Chino Great Record!! KILL THE POET Jan 10, 2006 01:41 PM Trust you if you're trustful Use you if you're useful Really smooth Really sick And if you're here then that's my reason One way strides Without a tribe I take a secont to ruin it Add sixty seconds to forget it I can fight evil with evil No you go.............. Mindset Studios Poetic Verses (www.mindsetstudios.com) Valerie Molano Jan 10, 2006 01:32 PM Check this out, I need your help! Please go to www.magic1053.com and click on Jay & Karen's Dream Giveaway. Vote for Eric Garza and Valerie Molano, and spread the word! Help us out please :) From one musician to another, hook it up w/a vote :) XavboX Jan 10, 2006 01:01 PM one of the best band in the world!!!! thanx you sleeping boys! Mr Fun Jan 10, 2006 12:22 PM Hey guys! I love the new demos, In Loco Parentis is an awesome tune! Can't wait to hear more stuff. Keep it real x u n l e a r n Jan 10, 2006 11:15 AM listen. Sara Trash Jan 10, 2006 10:30 AM Teaaam Sleeeeep... amazing music... xx C@RS0N Jan 10, 2006 06:15 AM rock Irvin Jan 10, 2006 04:33 AM Thanks a lot for the add I've just discovered you and your music is amazing... You find your own sound, both beautiful and unhealthy (it's what I told to a myspace friend).I feel very strange when I listen to your music. chaos A.D. Jan 10, 2006 03:27 AM hi guys! i'll never forget your contert in the Batschkapp, Frankfurt, Germany!! speechless! thx for adding me! (*waintin-for-your-next-euro-visit!* ^^ ) some kind of warrior poet Jan 9, 2006 09:37 PM when i make my first feature length film, i want you guys to score it... i swear! Sarapienta Jan 9, 2006 08:34 PM U r a great band!! when r u going to come to MExico?? thanks for add su musica esta chingonaa!!! iza Jan 9, 2006 06:11 PM i love your songs, thanks for add! Mikey Jan 9, 2006 05:55 PM love the album guys....chino i hope you keep up that great work on the next deftones album...not that im doubting you.. Death By Plane Jan 9, 2006 05:11 PM team sleep that is some dope demos on the page. no one can touch ur guys beats there the sickest. much love guys. -deathbyplane- Ray (aka: Mr. Darkside) Jan 9, 2006 03:14 PM Let me be the new front man guys, I sound just like Chino (well not just like him but close enough haha) Every knuckle wiped into her Jan 9, 2006 02:19 PM amazing guys i love it dj SKY Jan 9, 2006 10:10 AM What's happenin' ya'll?! Not sure if I've told ya'll or not, but I've got your music on my profile page. Fits me very well, thank you for the use of it, and I'm happy to promote ya'll through my page! Got any vinyl?! yup! SKY Daydreamer Jan 9, 2006 09:43 AM My music taste includes those bands that stand aside from other bands. It's getting so hard to find such bands nowadays. You could honestly listen to 5 different new bands and swear they were the same. Thank god Team Sleep isn't like that. I've been following this project since it was only a rumor and when the album came out, I was pleased that it surpassed the hype I had for it. I'm very eager to hear what's to come. "fait awaits" Jan 9, 2006 08:33 AM chinos a crazy mofo...sickdemo dude TruSum! Jan 9, 2006 01:26 AM yo chino wheres your voice dude? Feiticeira Jan 9, 2006 12:24 AM Hey guys. Can't wait to see u guys again. Hopefully thats soon. confusion is death. Jan 8, 2006 10:06 PM chino, this is stevo. if you hear me. yell. if u can't, just whisper. see ya in VA @ march w/ deftones.. you'll see me, but since crook only reads this, id like tosay sup crook, to frank and stef i said "blaze up" haha! -stevo- KELLLLLLLLLLY Jan 8, 2006 09:44 PM WWW.KELLYSFREEWEBCAM.COM ______8888888888________ ____888888888888888________ __888888822222228888________________ _88888822222222288888_______________ 888888222222222228888822228888______ 888882222222222222288222222222888___ _8888822222222222222222222222222_88_ __88888222222222222222222222222__888 ___888822222222222222222222222___888 ____8888222222222222222222222____888 _____8888222222222222222222_____888_ ______8882222222222222222_____8888__ _______888822222222222______888888__ ________8888882222______88888888____ _________888888_____888888888_______ __________88888888888888____________ WWW.KELLYSFREEWEBCAM.COM W A T L E Y Jan 8, 2006 09:16 PM Hey you guys are all about it...love the "Ever" video! Thanks for the add. Peace, [W] David Yost Jan 8, 2006 02:50 PM I really really look forward to what you're capable of. Ever Since WWI makes me cry. Julie Jan 8, 2006 02:15 PM Yall are so fuckin awesome... Chino I love everything u do... The Sounds Of Sanity Jan 8, 2006 02:02 PM Hey guys, Cheers for the add, if you fancy it check out some of my material - you may hear some team sleep sounding bits in there MixDown Jan 8, 2006 01:02 PM Come check out my recordings everyone. Just me and my laptop (and an acoustic guitar). Love Team Sleep... when are you guys going to release the remastered versions of all your songs that were leaked?!?!? Aaron Jan 8, 2006 10:28 AM you guys really need to come to fort wayne, indiana. you have a lot of fans here......that would rock!!!! FIXXX Jan 8, 2006 10:12 AM Hey !! Check out our new track "Help" on our space ! It's in French, but you might enjoy the music !! 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As we talked, we drank tequila with grapefruit juice. I made hers strong, and she enjoyed each cocktail, drinking more than most whores drink. "I like three things. Fruit, cigarettes and alcohol," she told me, stealing a banana. After getting half-undressed in my kitchen, we took our act to my bedroom. She didn't shower -- I guess she was getting too drunk. But that was a shame because her vagina had that end-of-the-tour-of-duty odor to it, the butt grease odor that worn-in whores get. It spoiled an otherwise cheerful night. Her breasts were small and not too squishy. Her ass was also small, and though squishy, it fit into my hand. She rolled some kind of super-small, ridiculous Soviet condom onto my unit and started to blow me, but we had to take the thing off and put on a Durex. I was kind of hoping I'd get a condomless blowjob, but I wasn't forceful with her. I'd enjoyed her company, and the power I had over her time with me, too much to spoil it with a change in the tempo. She wanted to fuck. "I can't wait," she said. She rolled onto her back, but I pulled her on top of me and told her to sit on me. Her vagina was wet and tight enough that I didn't feel like I was getting the old "hot dog in a hallway" snapper that every john dreads. She didn't need to lube with a whore swipe. Lara was really enjoying herself on top of me, or at least faking pretty convincingly that she was. Her pleasure was rooted in believing that I was interested in her stories about herself, which I was, slightly. I was trying to feel some kind of genuine interest or make some connection, or trying to feel like I should try to make a connection, but it was all fake and all internalized -- trying to conjure up genuine interest in Lara's story was contrived in a ridiculous way, like faking my own orgasm while masturbating. My aunt once said to me, while pointing to her baby grandson, "They're nothing to me until they're at least four or five years old." That's sort of how I feel about humans: they're nothing to me until I've clocked so many hours with them, a lot of hours, hours usually spaced over a matter of years. Lara pulled me on top of her and pulled her legs back. I felt like I was going to cum too quickly and I didn't want to, so I slowed it up. "Come on!" she said. "I want it. Let's go, come on!" I started to go, but all the lust that had been missing suddenly caught up with me. So I rolled over again and pulled her on top of me. This time she wouldn't wait. She started to piston-fuck me, so I figured the hell with it, I was paying, who am I trying to impress? I grabbed her small ass and used it like a giant block of sandpaper to sand down my whole pelvic region. Suddenly I exploded, and she made sounds as if she did too. I don't know -- of all the ego things, getting a whore off is just not something that makes me feel like more of a man. I'm not sure how much she faked it, both for my sake and for hers, but when she fell on top of me her heart was beating as hard and fast as a mongoose's. But the best part of our evening was to come when she rolled onto her back. After a few deep breaths she asked me what time it was. Already after two in the morning. "Oh. It's already time for me to go," she said. "I should get ready to leave." She wrote down her phone number, but as soon as she handed it to me I knew I wouldn't call her. She deserves at least a pozdravlenie on Women's Day. But I know I won't do it. Which makes me just another traitor in her life. Issue In #185 04 Mar 04 (1 year, 10 months old) Also in this Issue The Ugly Truth Feature Story byMarkAmes Moscow's girls have become uglier, and are getting increasingly ugly every year. If Moscow is no longer a haven of lust, then what is the point of living here?... In Brief In Brief US-German Thaw... Forbes List of Whores... Fradkov Mania!... Bonner for Putin?... 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