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eXile - Issue #163 - Whore-R Stories - Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day - By Genghis Goldberg Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (4) Next (14) Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day By Genghis Goldberg Browse Author (8) Previous (4) Next (3) T he buildup to International Women's Day here in Moscow last month was as nauseating as Christmas Season in New England. All those flower vendors, cheesy TV specials and grotesque toasts to womanhood triggered fantasies of cutting off my lady friend's head and storing it in the back of the freezer, behind the Gzhel and the sack of frozen broccoli. There was only one way to avenge this evil: celebrate March 8th with a whore. Not another newspaper whore from our page 23, but a whore picked from an open-air market. So hold on to your latex gloves, folks, cuz I'm a-gonna take you back to March 8th, that magical, enchanting holiday celebrating the mystery and gift of Women. Before we go there I want to take this opportunity to make an aside. Thank God there is no Women's Day holiday in America. I can imagine the layers of irony and suppressed desperation that such a holiday would bring out. The whole inter-gender sickness would gurgle out of the social sewer grill every year on cue: "Oh, I'm sooooo happy you're celebrating me. Tchya, as if." "This holiday is so sexist, you know? No, just kidding! I don't really give a shit about some stupid holiday, you know? I'm not into that whole PC thing?" "No, really, it's okay. Forget it, you know? It's not the holiday that I care about, it's just...forget it, nothing." But why do I torture us both, readers, with horrible reminders of the Repression? We're not in America. Let's move on with our lives. In Russia it's impossible to avoid Women's Day. I used to do the gentlemanly thing and call all the women in my life to wish them all the usual: chlamydia, breast cancer, cellulite... This year I was going for a clean slate. No phone calls. No women. Just a whore. Rudnitsky and I called a taxi at about 9:30 p.m. on Women's Day evening. I instructed the driver to take us to the nocturnal whore colonies that come out to feed on that block of Leninsky Prospekt between Oktyabrskaya metro and Gagarin Ploschad. "Going for sluts?" the burly driver asked. "Yes." The mission cheered our driver up - I always expect Russian taxi drivers to get nationalistic and protective over their womenfolk when I ask them to take me to whore markets, but the opposite is always true: they look at you as a real bloke and often go the extra mile for you. "I don't think you'll find anything on Leninsky now," he suggested. "We should go to the Moskva." "They're too expensive there," I said. He shrugged. We wasted a half hour trawling Leninsky before giving up and going to the Moskva. "I'm telling you, the only hope is the Moskva at this time," he said. "Okay, let's do it." There, a mamochka -- an over-the-hill whore in sweat pants, parka and cap -- waited near the former Dikii Loschad restaurant, bouncing just off the curb. She told us to follow a white Moskvich which was parked just ahead of us. We followed the Moskvich to the Lubyanka bus stop across from the FSB headquarters. The Moskvich stopped in front of a group of dirty Russian cars: one mini-van and two Ladas. This was the tochka. Another mamochka approached, this one younger and Asiatic. "We've got 70, 100 and 150," she said. "Which do you want to see?" "100," I said. Suddenly it was like that scene from the keystone cops: about thirty girls piled out impossibly from cars that should only hold a total of five, then lined up in a semi-circle before our headlights like trained dogs, or like slaves on an auction block. One girl looked enticing: a shy, extremely thin village girl with a big head, big eyes and a terrible hairdo. The problem was she looked too young and skittish. To get the whore-r story for this issue, I needed an older girl who'd been through the hard knocks, a girl with tales to tell. The rest of the 100-dollar line-up looked like something out of the Star Wars bar scene. "Let's see the 150's," I told the mamochka. She shooed the 100 girls back into the sardine pack. Would they be punished, ruined, hurt by the rejection? One should be horrified by the thought, yet for some reason, one got rather aroused. The 150s weren't much better. I chose a tall girl with long black hair and exotic Cossack eyes. Her red vinyl boots went up to her knees. Her name was Alla and she came from Kiev. Rudnitsky seemed to like her and I was wasted enough to listen to him. She must have some interesting whore-r stories to share. When I brought her to my apartment I asked her about the expected upcoming war in Iraq. "Do you think America has gone crazy?" I asked. "Do you think we're aggressive and arrogant, or do you think we have the right to take out Saddam Hussein?" "It is necessary to get rid of him," she said matter-of-factly. "So you support Bush and America?" "Of course," she said. "Hussein is terrible. Who needs people like that in the world?" "But most Russians think that America has gone crazy, turned aggressive." "Get rid of those people too." "Get rid of the Russians who oppose America's war?" "Of course, get rid of them. They complain about everything. They're not civilized." The only thing more exciting than a cute girl who advocates war and concentration camps is when said chick is a whore you've just purchased for the next several hours. On International Women's Day! But the joke was on me. After this auspicious opening, it was all downhill with Alla. She didn't want to drink. She had a bad attitude. When a whore doesn't drink, usually it means she's got a bad attitude. "When did you come out to Moscow?" I asked. "In December." "Did you work as a prostitute in Kiev as well?" "No." "So why did you come to Moscow?" "Work." "Is it better here than in Kiev?" "More money." "Do you miss Kiev?" "Yes." "You're not married?" "No." "How did you find out about the work here?" "A friend in Kiev who worked here told me about it." "Why did you need the money?" I asked. "It's personal. It's not pleasant. Has to do with Kiev." "Do you have a baby?" "No. I take care of my mother and younger sister. It's not pleasant." "Where's your father?" I asked. "I haven't seen him since I was six. Do I have to keep answering? Enough!" I'm starting to think, there's a pattern here when it comes to fathers and Warsaw Pact whores. I've always known that if I ever had children, I'd flee. The guilt would kill me, I can't lie. So the best thing is to not have a child, period. No child, no problem. But what if I had a child, a daughter, and I fled, and my abandoned daughter bloomed into a whore? Wouldn't that be a good thing, bringing joy to the lives of so many empty, exhausted, pathetic men incapable of love or intimacy? Shouldn't I feel pride, rather than guilt, if my daughter became a whore? Of course! Folks, I'm throwing out my condoms tomorrow. Delinquent fatherhood, here I come! Alla wanted to speed things up. She took her whore's bath and lay on my bed. She blew me with a condom. I barely felt it. We had sex. I don't remember much. I was as high as space shuttle dust, and my voice sounded like Froggy's, which made my interrogation of her difficult. Her body was thin and she had an advanced case of squishy whore flesh. She was 23, almost middle-aged by whore standards. She didn't need to do the swipe: her snapper was unusually moist for a prostitute. Which prompted me to ask her if she liked her job. She scowled. "Are you joking? I do it just for money. Who doesn't?" I groggily thought, "Geez, you could at least lie, Alla." I was too high to cum. I punished her for a good half hour or more, until she went dry. Then punished her some more. I thought about the holiday, the flower vendors charging double-price to the idiots, the grotesque TV shows. I thought about nothing. I thought about how long I'd be doing this. I tried to fuck her hard from behind but we weren't even generating hate sparks. I finally pooped out. It ended in a stalemate. All I really wanted was to be alone. 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Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Details Status: Single Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends Orientation: Straight Hometown: Buenos Aires, Argentina Body type: 6' 0" / Athletic Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic Religion: Catholic Zodiac Sign: Aquarius Smoke / Drink: No / No Children: Someday Education: High school Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez is in your extended network Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] [ View All Blog Entries ] Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Blurbs About me: Im White to start, but argentinian. i love rapping and playing soccer. i got skillz in many sports.i look some like EMINEM, thats why im his num one fan, only me not you! haha b****.i kick it wit my friends and rap or mess around.i like to party alot.... im not a good dancer but i try my best.......NOT!Dont ask me to dance wit me cause i wont.. only girls not u fags out there.HAHA..soy bostero para las gallinas... and chivistas de la re puta madre. well spit on u if u come to our house again.....and socked.....like Bofo.In other words.. i rap and play soccer all the time. DETROIT!!!!!!hahahah TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Facundo Gomez Birthday: 1/29/90 Birthplace: argentina Current Location: Lancaster Eye Color: green Hair Color: blonde Height: 6'0 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: Argentinian The Shoes You Wore Today: lugz Your Weakness: other Rappers Your Fears: afraid of the dark Your Perfect Pizza: Tomato and sausage Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Better rapper Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sucka dick then Thoughts First Waking Up: sex Your Best Physical Feature: muscles Your Bedtime: anytime Your Most Missed Memory: 1st girl Pepsi or Coke: pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: Both Single or Group Dates: Single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino Do you Smoke: no Do you Swear: yes Do you Sing: sumtimes Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been in Love: ya Do you want to go to College: ya Do you want to get Married: yes Do you belive in yourself: fuck ya Do you get Motion Sickness: no Do you think you are Attractive: ya Are you a Health Freak: nope Do you get along with your Parents: yes Do you like Thunderstorms: hell ya Do you play an Instrument: used to In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ya In the past month have you Smoked: no In the past month have you been on Drugs: no In the past month have you gone on a Date: no In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell ya In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never In the past month have you been on Stage: nope In the past month have you been Dumped: nope In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hell nah In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hell yess Ever been Drunk: ya Ever been called a Tease: ya Ever been Beaten up: no Ever Shoplifted: ya How do you want to Die: i wanna be killed twice What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rapper/soccer player What country would you most like to Visit: brazil In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: green Favourite Hair Color: brunette Short or Long Hair: long Height: 5'3 Weight: 123 Best Clothing Style: fresh Number of Drugs I have taken: none Number of CDs I own: many Number of Piercings: one Number of Tattoos: none Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Bling MySpace Editor Bling MySpace Editor http://lordmody205.tripod.com/images/eminem-show1024x768.jpg Bling MySpace Editor Bling MySpace Editor Who I'd like to meet: I would love to meet EMINEM. i wanna meet Jim Carrey, DMX, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Vin Diesel, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, y la seleccion argentino....i also wanna meet many good lookin girls out there. Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Friend Space Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez has 88 friends. Brian " Tha Brotha Hood" Madden (ci)3L M3NDUK@(ci) Dante"Da Brothahood"heron Marshall Bruce Andrew" What "Brother"hood"Green LB"The BrothaHood"™ JON "Da Brothahood" i ♥ him View All ofFacundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Friends Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Friends Comments Displaying 50 of 63 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Charlie''la foca o tego jr''como mas les guste !! 1/8/2006 6:43:00 PM gracias por el add ... soy otro super fan d boca!!!!!!!!!!! Charlie''la foca o tego jr''como mas les guste !! 1/8/2006 6:42:00 PM dale boca !!!!!!!!!!! boca asta morir concha d su madre!!!!!!!!! Joel 1/6/2006 8:25:00 PM lol, neither does coach pape, man wut happened to varsity u guys used to be unstopepable now u guys have been loosing all the games Joel 1/6/2006 9:14:00 AM fuck 6-0 and i didnt stay for all the game i stayed for half the game, i bet coach luve made u guys run yesterday huh Joel 1/5/2006 4:11:00 PM did u girls i mean guys win Joel 1/5/2006 4:10:00 PM press play The Original Ryan♥ 1/3/2006 9:58:00 PM ah dat sux. i go to lwkd high its gay but not worse dan that ugly ass bitch mrs.roberts. remember that fucking cunt? lol i swear. anyways i gtg peace out fool, dont be a stranger aight? aight then late. 1/3/2006 9:16:00 PM hahaha hey wassup man. damn, its been a long time fool. waat skool you go to?aight den lata foo. LiSsEtTe 12/29/2005 5:39:00 PM hey whatup "g" how have u been ? how has ur break been going so far ? i havent seen u in a while but i guess ill see u when we go back to skool i just wanted to say hi and show some love so take kare and see c u soon PEACE!!! ViVi * Miss Argentinia* 12/28/2005 2:02:00 AM cHE! me ENCANto tu pagina!!!... muy buena.... la cancion......!!! y las fotos! por dioz.... AGUANTE BOCA!!! bexos!.... Vir! ~~(:florchus:)~~ 12/26/2005 11:49:00 AM hey fa whats up?? this was a fun weekend heres a pic for u! byee il c ya laters love u!! ~~(:florchus:)~~ 12/24/2005 6:30:00 PM ♥Valeria♥ 12/24/2005 11:52:00 AM colombia 12/23/2005 5:52:00 PM hola bueno solo pasava a decirte hi ok take care y estamos en contacto bye by e LIL DREAMER 12/23/2005 5:31:00 PM wuzz up facu-g Romina 12/23/2005 1:53:00 PM i ♥ him 12/22/2005 4:42:00 PM hola waco! como estas? yo bien aka en mi casa con gaby y leo jodiendo un rato aldope como 100pre pero bue ustedes como andan? las cosas? tus viejos buenoanegro t voy dejando cuidate salu2s chau! Joel 12/6/2005 7:24:00 PM u left ur shoes at pratice tarudo, milllton has um , and hey did we get homework for mis bitcman Joel 12/3/2005 4:03:00 PM this pics are fucking funny hu and did u girls win against rosemand daniela 12/1/2005 3:58:00 PM hey wuts up how's life? ~*~$andra~*~ 12/1/2005 1:18:00 PM Joel 11/30/2005 8:14:00 PM where were u 2day?huh *BRigiTTe* 11/29/2005 9:06:00 PM hey there ha ha u found me...lol so whats up? oh good game by the way!!! LIL DREAMER 11/29/2005 8:02:00 PM hey fool im goin to kick ur ass LIL DREAMER 11/29/2005 7:54:00 PM hey facu-g whut u doin ~*~$andra~*~ 11/29/2005 2:25:00 PM Hey wut ^ boii thx 4 stopin bye jus wanted 2 saii hi hit me ^ anytyme k un beso Joel 11/28/2005 8:11:00 PM so did u guys tied of or won or loose Wut ? WHO THE FUCK R U 11/27/2005 2:40:00 PM hi hoe r u hope ur good well just wanted to say hi well bye W/M LUV PRISCILLA ♥FaNtAsY♥ 11/26/2005 11:24:00 AM Ur welcome! So how r u ? lol well talk 2 u later bye bye ; ) ~~(:florchus:)~~ 11/26/2005 2:20:00 AM & with one last look. i whisper goodbye my love 11/25/2005 5:39:00 PM ~*~$andra~*~ 11/24/2005 8:20:00 PM Hey wut ^ Jus stopin by 2 sho sum luv.happy thankgiven ''k''lots of luv (on beso) ~$andra~ ♥Valeria♥ 11/24/2005 12:21:00 PM HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!! GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! HAAAA hope u have fun and eat lots of turkey!!! ♥Valeria♥ 11/24/2005 11:09:00 AM krystin 11/23/2005 3:29:00 PM im pritty good i guess.from the pics i can tell you like to have fun lol!!but how r u??and why did you wana add me?ttyl -krystin ♥If Onlii U kNeW....♥ 11/23/2005 1:54:00 PM heii..well dats pretty cool dat u live over ther..but i've never heard of it..:D..newaiiz.i live in New York and go to Saunders H.S...im15 and in 10th grade..and im from ecuador... well ttyl take care **DiAnii** ♥If Onlii U kNeW....♥ 11/23/2005 1:08:00 PM heii ..no problem..so wats up?? **DiAnii** LiSsEtTe 11/18/2005 8:27:00 PM hey sexy whats up ? just wanted to say whats up and see how ur doin'. well take care, see u soon.much love ! Ivan 11/16/2005 7:17:00 PM e puto marika culiado che trolo aber si el viernes asemos algo dale puto un beso culiada de mierda chau Abel 11/15/2005 12:22:00 PM ke haces pedazo de gay... para ke despues no digas ke no te dejo coments puto!!! jajaaja weno guacho pasaba a dejar un saludo y nos estamos viendo, cuidate el culo... chauchau pancho!!!!.....Abel..... Joel 11/12/2005 5:33:00 PM lol, fuck man this is so freaking funny, nice pic lol Abel 11/10/2005 4:29:00 PM ke haces pedazo de gay!! yo aca viendo el partido de boca..... jajajaa y vos vago de mierda!!! kbza de poronga!!!! we guacho te dejo un abrazo saludos a tus hermanas y a tus viejos, beso chauchau......ABEL..... Joel 11/7/2005 7:18:00 PM wuz up slim shady, like i was saying ur fast cuz ur legs man every time u walk its like three four steps of mine, but u got toadmit im pretty fast for my size or a i i dont know u did mis bitchmans homework already Abel 11/7/2005 1:15:00 AM kiaces kbza de poronga bueno yo aca hablando con unas pendejas... vamos a ver los pericos? tenemos ke hacer tu id hommie..JOJOJOO DE WANNNN, bueno guacho me voy a torrar, te mando un abrazo, saludos a todos, chauchau vieja...(gay) sB___♥ 11/6/2005 7:21:00 PM dude thats soo tight. but its kind of weird how it goes from super hot to snowing. haha yeah i wish we got to get out of school or school cancelled. the only way you can get out of school here is if you ditch. haha sB___♥ 11/6/2005 7:09:00 PM heyy. wow you live in lancaster now. that suckks. one time i had a tournament there and it was hot as fuckkk. haha dont you miss the beach!! yeah. i go to lakewood now. i guess its pretty chill. last year was wayy funner. but its all good. haha mR rIGHT N.Y.M.P.H.O.S/T.N.B^ 11/4/2005 8:04:00 PM hahah yea i remember u...where u live at now? and y did u move? LiSsEtTe 11/4/2005 6:51:00 PM Hey facundo, just wanted to say hi. And see you monday. sB___♥ 11/4/2005 4:35:00 PM heyy. dang i havent seen you in forever. hah howd you find me on this??!! well yea anyways. umm ive been doing really good. how about you? what school do you go to? anyways. uhh i guess ill talk to you later than. ~~(:florchus:)~~ 10/30/2005 11:46:00 AM hey facu!! just passin by to say wats up?? well halloween is tomorrow and hopefully its fun!! ok byeeeeeeee!* love ya* Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | " target="_blank" Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace Shop ©2003 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.
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News : In the Wake of Determination is in stores now, and can be purchased from iTunes including an exclusive bonus track, "Unheard Voice." Check out the In the Wake of Determination player here . Join the Story Of The Year eTeam . Bio : July 2002: St. Louis-bred fivesome Story Of The Year (then known as BigBlue Monkey) hits the stage at the Phoenix, Arizona stop of the Vans Warped Tourin the Peoria Sports Complex. But, theres no real stage rather, the groupis crammed onto a rickety platform thats relegated to a remote corner of thevenue. Although temperatures are well north of 103 degrees and the assembledaudience is largely unfamiliar with the band, Story Of The Year doesnt justplay the songs on the setlist they live for it and deliver. July 2004: Story Of The Year hits the stage of the Vans Warped Tour, though thistime its on decidedly different terms for starters, theyre playing themain stage. Thousands of dedicated fans rush to the front in an effort to gain aglimpse of the group well before the first note is even heard. Precisely as theyddone two years prior, the fivesome doesnt just play the songs on the setlist they live for it and deliver. Its this remarkable consistency thats embedded within the collectivemindset of Story Of The Year. Though theyre musicians first, the band alsotakes time out for a bit of good, sometimes-not-so-clean fun and games. Youcant be serious for too long, says bassist Adam Russell. And its this well-balanced attitude thats worked to the benefit of thegroup, particularly in the success of 2003s near platinum, Maverick debut Page Avenue. The next several months post- Page Avenue s release were filled withwhirlwind blurs of touring stints, both domestic and international, interruptedby mere days of rest. In fact, Story Of The Year wouldnt have a significantbreak from the road until the end of 2004, when it came time to write and recordtheir follow-up to Page Avenue. Writing sessions began almost immediately after the bands touring cycleended. We pretty much got together in the winter and just started working itlike a 40-hour-a-week job, Marsala says. Most of the writing took place atguitarist Ryan Phillips house, whose residence also doubled as the bandspractice studio. With songwriting sessions wrapped up, the band joined forces with veteranproducer Steve Evetts (Snapcase, Hatebreed) to begin tracking their new album.[He recorded] a lot of old records that I grew up listening to, some of myfavorite records of all time, says Marsala of Evetts. Thats one of themain reasons why a bunch of us were like, Yeah, we should talk to this guyand see if hes cool. And the first time we met with him, it was likeinstantly good chemistry. He really knew what we were trying to go for and weall agreed and were on the same page. We felt like we were always a little heavier than [ Page Avenue ]sounded, he adds. Live, we always played heavier than our record actuallysounded, so we wanted to try and capture our live sound on this record. Capturing Story Of The Years stage sonics also meant being physically able toperform on record as the band had done on tour. During initial tracking sessionsfor Josh Wills drums in a Chicago studio, Marsala, Phillips, guitarist PhilipSneed and bassist Adam Russell performed alongside Wills, making sure toincorporate all their stage maneuvers. We did the drums with everyone in the room and we were actually jumping andstuff!, says Marsala. It was really cool, we acted like we were playing ashow. Even Steve was in the room, rockin out with us. And when the drum sessions were complete, Wills made it a point to let everyoneknow. On the last take for the last song on the record, Josh stabbed theheads of drums with his drumstick, pushed his drums over and we were allscreaming, Russell recalls. We were feeling the fire! That same fire blazed its way back to St. Louis, as Story Of The Year continuedits sessions at what became the primary recording studio for the new album Phillips practice room. Its just a big room, so we can run around and sweat in there, saysMarsala. We made it really soundproof and with ProTools now, you can recordanything anywhere. We did guitars, bass and vocals all in our practice room. Itseasier because youre at home, you can spend more time, you dont have todrive anywhere or go anywhere. The band spent plenty of time at their new studio, mostly recording, but attimes, blowing off a little steam with plenty of pranks much like the sortfound on their recent DVD release, Live at the Lou/Bassassins liketossing snap bags at each other. (Dont try this at home!) Phil took off his shirt, and I was throwing handfuls of em at him,Russell says. He was like, Dude, throw two more! I eventually threwlike 15 at his chest and he ended up with all these red marks. We took a bigstraw and started shooting them at each other. Weeks later, Story Of The Year finalized their sophomore Maverick full-length,aptly dubbed In The Wake Of Determination. We were really excited towrite a new record, we knew exactly what we wanted to do, and we knew how wewanted to come across, says Marsala. We were just really determined, so itseemed as if the title worked really well. That was our mindset the entire time. Firing off with the first single, We Dont Care Anymore, In The WakeOf Determination immediately finds Story Of The Year on a full-throttlecourse throughout its dozen tracks. The track offers tight, synchronized guitarriffing interspersed with broad choruses, and according to Marsala is about thepressure of making a second record for a band like us, or just the pressure inanyones life, you know. Having to follow up to your first record, you cantruin what you already had, or else your band will be over. We could worry aboutall these things and have the pressure get to us, or we can do things forourselves, do it the way we want to do it, and just have fun doing it. Five Against The World finds Story Of The Year reflecting on its successand accomplishments over the past couple years. These are good days and wellremember this stuff for the rest of our lives, Marsala says. Were happyto see where weve gone. We never thought wed get as far as we did. Itsjust an awesome thing. As one of the most propulsive tracks on In The Wake Of Determination , Jarheadrecalls the hyper-tempo bursts of the legendary East Coast hardcore scene. Asits title might suggest, Jarhead also points out miscreants whose solepurpose is to cause a commotion. From my whole life of going to shows and over the last few years of playingshows, youd see those guys in the crowd who you could tell arent there forthe music whatsoever, says Marsala. Theyre just there to beat up asmany kids as they can. But its not only about going to shows; its aboutany random, tough guy who thinks hes tougher than any other guy in the world.He takes his aggression out to prove how cool he is. Why are you here? Werehere to have a good time, not to try and fight people. In addition to having a good time, Story Of The Year also has plenty of reasonto celebrate. And looking back at the bands roots as a hard-working,independent operation, Marsala understands just how much the bands hard workand effort has finally paid off. It helps that we were that band that nobody knew and wed try to go aroundand sell our CD, Marsala recalls. Especially on Warped Tour, I see a lotof bands do this now but at the time we were one of the only bands thatwould walk out there and try to put headphones on peoples heads and sell themour CDs. Its good to have that background of working like that, just toappreciate how lucky you are to make it as far as you did. After all, such determination (interspersed with an ounce of good humor) isntjust the story of the year its the story of a lifetime. Story Of The Year's Friend Space Story Of The Year has 151438 friends. the too silent ghost John Feldmann ADAIR ForBiddeN Remember Sammy Jenkis Brian "B" Mark Roth Taste of Chaos View All of Story Of The Year's Friends Story Of The Year'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 25333 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Remember Sammy Jenkis Jan 11, 2006 02:10 PM Story of the Years favorite Ambient Hip Hop group has some new songs up! So check em out and be sure to add us as one of your friends! We taught Phil and Ryan how to do backflips btw... 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My favorite song is "UNTILL THE DAY I DIE" Nikki Jan 11, 2006 01:51 PM rights seen you at taste of chaos in manchester and liked what i saw (Y) xxxxxxx Jhnisnfire Jan 11, 2006 01:49 PM YOU GUYS FUKING RULE!!!! HURRY UP N COME BAK 2 SYDNEY!!!! .wakE up, my lovE.♥ Jan 11, 2006 01:49 PM woow!!! we dont care anymoree!!!!!untiL the day i die!!!! yeahh guys you ruLes!!!!!!! you are in my heart BrokenHearted Fool Jan 11, 2006 01:45 PM Just stopping by to wish u guys the best..... YOU GUYS ROCK..... also saying whats up and see how things are going.... wb when u got the chance Gabrielle Jan 11, 2006 01:45 PM I love you guys to death and can't wait to see you at taste of choas in KC! xoxo cody Jan 11, 2006 01:42 PM u guys rock. im trying to get tickets for the taste of chaos tour show in detriot. i felt that i need to let u know that ill be in the crowed screaming the words to every song. Xx kiss me i am contagious xX Jan 11, 2006 01:35 PM hey..guys u rock*** xxlufzxX We'll make the same mistakes..... Jan 11, 2006 01:31 PM I love u guys u rock! ur music is so awesome! Love Ya guys -Danielle- Talyah Jan 11, 2006 01:29 PM Ya'll rock my socks off.... Story of the year is my favorite band in the world......... Hero in action Jan 11, 2006 01:27 PM hello, we're a Swedish band called Hero in action. check out and downlaod our songs at our myspace site. thanx, take care / Hero in action Hero in action Jan 11, 2006 01:27 PM hello, we're a Swedish band called Hero in action. check out and downlaod our songs at our myspace site. thanx, take care / Hero in action Mi hAnd`sz ar0und ur thr0At ♥ ... Jan 11, 2006 01:26 PM u guysz fxkking rock!! love the new cd! :M.E.g.a.N: Jan 11, 2006 01:22 PM I LOVE YOU BOYS O. Lover Jan 11, 2006 12:59 PM hi guys. love you love you come to summerfest in milwaukee again. that was the greatest concert...pretty much in all time! excited to listen to the new cd! love---michele Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence Jan 11, 2006 12:48 PM Hi guys, cheers for the add. Hope to have the chance to see you live someday! Must be stunning... Holly! Jan 11, 2006 12:47 PM hey guys, thanxs for the add, i love your music, it rocks my world holly Raise Whats Left of the Flag for Me Jan 11, 2006 12:46 PM hey thanx for the add ♥ KiErRa ♥ Jan 11, 2006 12:37 PM Sooo... In october i saw you guys in Louisville for my birthday and spent almost $300, on tickets and merchandise. & When I got there, i got hit in the face by some big guy trying to start a moshpit. It gave me a black eye. In December... I went all the way to Cincinatti to see you guys for Christmas. & Spent about $200 on merch, & tickets. After the show, another $120 because our car got towed. It was amazingly worth it to me. & i plan to do it all again this year. Maybe i'll have better luck? if not, oh well. I LOVE YOU GUYS. redredrose Jan 11, 2006 12:36 PM psh i dont care anymore! do yall care anymore...nahhh didnt think so FateFellShort Jan 11, 2006 12:36 PM Ryan shreds guitars better than Slash himself...KEEP IT UP NOSE! Nath & Lyne Jan 11, 2006 12:36 PM OH YEAHHHH!!! Can't wait to see you guys live the 24th in Quebec City!!! Edgar Jan 11, 2006 12:35 PM ey guys thanks for the add im from colim mexico, and you are the best band that ive ever heard all your sogns are really cool specially "Is this my fate he asked them" thaks for all your cool music lEgAliZe nOt lEgAl-liEs Jan 11, 2006 12:32 PM hey you guys kick ass n i thought i should let you knw that!!hAhA good luck in your carreer!!love you guys!heather g... 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eXile - Issue #185 - Whore-R Stories - The Coal Miner's Daughter - By Mark Ames Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (12) Next (6) The Coal Miner's Daughter By Mark Ames ( editor at exile ru ) Browse Author (147) Previous (101) Next (44) I went to two parties and two nightclubs over the weekend, and the whole time I don't think I talked to a single woman. Or if I did, I don't remember it. That's because I had about as much lust in me as a box of fax paper. As Sunday night wore on and I was supposed to get started on this issue, I started to feel the first little jolts of lust shocking my loins. It always happens this way when I have a lot of work to do, and I've let that work fester without treating it. So rather than write, I hooked onto www.vipdosug.ru and found myself a whore. Her name was listed as "Lara," and she appeared to have a thin, taut young body, long red hair and nice small breasts that I could cup in my hands. She claimed that she was 20 years old, though by her picture she appeared to be 18. And she charged $100 for a two hour visit. When I called and gave her my address, it was clear she was an out-of-towner. I had to explain where I live a few times. She promised to be over in an hour, but since she "lived" (to the extent that a whore lives somewhere) only two metro stops away, she was at my podezd within 40 minutes. The dezhurnaya downstairs called my home phone. "Mark! A dyevushka's here to see you!" she barked, disapprovingly as always. It's strange, you pay those old babushka a quarterly stipend to "protect" you, and all they do is make you feel self-conscious every time you order a whore delivered to your door. Where's the logic in that, I ask. When she arrived at the door, I could see why the dezhurnaya was a little more gruff than normal. My whore was accompanied by a thug who looked like something right out of a Dorozhny Patrul jail line-up: he was thick, about six feet tall, in a black leather coat, black pants, and one of those black leather ski caps with the black cloth rim, and thick flat-toed shoes. I caught it all in one glance because I've seen these "collectors" join their whores about 20% of the time, and they all look and dress alike. As per their orders, I paid the "courier," the guy whose job it was to collect the cash. I closed the door and he left. Lara didn't look a whole lot like her photo, but as I've said many times, we're talking about used cars here, folks. They always look a lot cleaner and shinier in the photo than they do in person. Lara had dyed her hair black, and that made her face seem much harsher than in the photo. The features were more chiseled and broad and square rather than soft and angled and young. Her teeth had large gaps. She wore a black t-shirt with the word "Love" written in pink and gold sparkles, and black pants laced on the calf. She entered my kitchen then stared out of the window down onto the Moscow river. "Klass," she said. "This is the nicest view of any apartment I've been to in Moscow, and I've been to a lot. Oh, I could really imagine spending time here. Yes. Just sitting here in the summer, watching the barges go up the river. That would be so nice. Yeah, I could live here." "Where are you from?" I asked. "From Ukraine," she said. Thank God for Ukraine, I thought. Some day, I'm going to have to give something back to that country for all it's given me. Buy Ukrainian Savings Bonds or something. "Where in Ukraine?" "You know Ukraine?" she asked in disbelief. "Some of it, yeah. I've been there a few times." "I'm from the Donbass region. The coal mines near Donetsk. I'm from Lugansk myself." "I know Lugansk, but I haven't been there." "There's nothing in Lugansk," she said. "It's dead. We have miners. They don't get paid. They work. They die. The state steals everything from them. But they keep working and keep dying. It's an awful place. Everything in Ukraine is awful. It's the worst governed state in the world." "Are there a lot of beautiful girls like you there?" I asked, flattering her. She wasn't beautiful, although she did have energy and that softened her hard face somewhat. "No, all the beautiful girls left Lugansk. Like me -- we're all gone!" "How did you get to Moscow?" "I took a train. See -- let me go back. I was a student. Well, I never studied. I was a bad student. I wanted to become a hair stylist, but I didn't do it. I was too wild, I couldn't sit still! I was also a sportsman. I did kickboxing until two years ago. I still know it." "Have you ever had to use kickboxing?" "For this...job?" she asked. Her face grew suddenly dour. "Yes, it's...let's say it helped me. I'd rather not remember it, okay? Do you mind if I smoke?" "Go ahead. So when did you lose your virginity?" "I was sixteen. I heard that if you waited longer, it would only hurt more and more. So I got it out of the way. I was stupid. Well, anyway I met a guy. We fell in love -- I did anyway. He said all sorts of things to me. Then I had a baby. And he went into the army. Left me. Never came back. Bastard. I'll never trust a man again. They're all traitors, you know." "So are women," I said. "Everyone's a traitor," she said, but without bitterness, in fact almost cheerfully. "They're all bastards and traitors, what can you do? So anyway, I had my child. I worked different jobs. I took a job at a carwash. That was my last big job in Lugansk. Some dyadya there, a client, told me I could do...this kind of work there. I didn't, but I came here on a train and it was easy to find this type of work. I didn't come here expecting it. I was hoping to get a job selling cosmetics, anything, but that didn't work so a girl I met told me about this agency, and well, this is what I'm doing for now. But my contract ends in a few weeks." "You have to sign a contract?" I asked. "That's how it works. Three months at a time. I've been doing it for, well, this will be four months. Then I'll quit. I send money back to my family in Lugansk." "You have family?" "I have an older sister and a younger brother. He's eleven. And my baby of course. My mother died. She died last year of cancer. It was horrible, and now we really need the money." "Your father?" I asked. It usually comes down to the father. "He's alive. He lives with a woman. He has another family." "How do you send the cash to Lugansk?" "I give cash to the train conductor here in Moscow, give him a cut, and he takes it down, and someone meets him in Lugansk and takes the cash. Otherwise it'd take forever, if I used Sberbank." "Aren't you afraid the conductor will steal the cash?" I asked. She laughed. "Hasn't happened yet. But I guess it could happen. You know, it's so nice to just talk with you. Usually I show up to a client's, and right away, he wants to...he just takes me and we have sex, then he throws me out. But with you I'm much more comfortable, just talking. I like this! What about you? Where are you from?" "California." "Oh, California! California! Why are you here? Everyone wants to get out of here and go to California!" "It's more interesting here." "Yes, ekstremalno," she said. "Extreme in Moscow. Terrorism in the metro. Terrorism at concerts. That's what you like?" "We have terrorism too, if you remember," I noted. She laughed. "Yes, I remember. The sad thing is that there's no terrorism in Ukraine. Nobody cares about Ukraine. It's not even worthy of a terror act because there's nothing anyone wants from Ukraine." She laughed and shook her head. As we talked, we drank tequila with grapefruit juice. I made hers strong, and she enjoyed each cocktail, drinking more than most whores drink. "I like three things. Fruit, cigarettes and alcohol," she told me, stealing a banana. After getting half-undressed in my kitchen, we took our act to my bedroom. She didn't shower -- I guess she was getting too drunk. But that was a shame because her vagina had that end-of-the-tour-of-duty odor to it, the butt grease odor that worn-in whores get. It spoiled an otherwise cheerful night. Her breasts were small and not too squishy. Her ass was also small, and though squishy, it fit into my hand. She rolled some kind of super-small, ridiculous Soviet condom onto my unit and started to blow me, but we had to take the thing off and put on a Durex. I was kind of hoping I'd get a condomless blowjob, but I wasn't forceful with her. I'd enjoyed her company, and the power I had over her time with me, too much to spoil it with a change in the tempo. She wanted to fuck. "I can't wait," she said. She rolled onto her back, but I pulled her on top of me and told her to sit on me. Her vagina was wet and tight enough that I didn't feel like I was getting the old "hot dog in a hallway" snapper that every john dreads. She didn't need to lube with a whore swipe. Lara was really enjoying herself on top of me, or at least faking pretty convincingly that she was. Her pleasure was rooted in believing that I was interested in her stories about herself, which I was, slightly. I was trying to feel some kind of genuine interest or make some connection, or trying to feel like I should try to make a connection, but it was all fake and all internalized -- trying to conjure up genuine interest in Lara's story was contrived in a ridiculous way, like faking my own orgasm while masturbating. My aunt once said to me, while pointing to her baby grandson, "They're nothing to me until they're at least four or five years old." That's sort of how I feel about humans: they're nothing to me until I've clocked so many hours with them, a lot of hours, hours usually spaced over a matter of years. Lara pulled me on top of her and pulled her legs back. I felt like I was going to cum too quickly and I didn't want to, so I slowed it up. "Come on!" she said. "I want it. Let's go, come on!" I started to go, but all the lust that had been missing suddenly caught up with me. So I rolled over again and pulled her on top of me. This time she wouldn't wait. She started to piston-fuck me, so I figured the hell with it, I was paying, who am I trying to impress? I grabbed her small ass and used it like a giant block of sandpaper to sand down my whole pelvic region. Suddenly I exploded, and she made sounds as if she did too. I don't know -- of all the ego things, getting a whore off is just not something that makes me feel like more of a man. I'm not sure how much she faked it, both for my sake and for hers, but when she fell on top of me her heart was beating as hard and fast as a mongoose's. But the best part of our evening was to come when she rolled onto her back. After a few deep breaths she asked me what time it was. Already after two in the morning. "Oh. It's already time for me to go," she said. "I should get ready to leave." She wrote down her phone number, but as soon as she handed it to me I knew I wouldn't call her. She deserves at least a pozdravlenie on Women's Day. But I know I won't do it. Which makes me just another traitor in her life. Issue In #185 04 Mar 04 (1 year, 10 months old) Also in this Issue The Ugly Truth Feature Story byMarkAmes Moscow's girls have become uglier, and are getting increasingly ugly every year. If Moscow is no longer a haven of lust, then what is the point of living here?... In Brief In Brief US-German Thaw... Forbes List of Whores... Fradkov Mania!... Bonner for Putin?... 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MyGen.co.uk - Version 2.5 - MySpace Profile Creator, Editor & Generator Create Profile Pre-Made Contact Tables Generators Tutorials Forum Auto-Login? You Are Here MyGen.co.uk Tutorials Videoplaylist Sponsored Links Creating a Video Playlist Have a lot of favorite songs? Not sure which video you want to put on your page? The Problem is now solved! You can now create a Music Video PLAYLIST in just a few easy steps. 1. Open Notepad, wordpad, or any other plain text program 2. Copy and paste the following code into the document: <titleMyGen.co.uk Video Playlist</title <Entry <titleSONG NAME HERE</title <authorARTIST HERE</author <Ref href="VIDEO URL HERE" / </Entry <Entry <titleSONG NAME HERE</title <authorARTIST HERE</author <Ref href="VIDEO URL HERE" / </Entry <Entry <titleSONG NAME HERE</title <authorARTIST HERE</author <Ref href="VIDEO URL HERE" / </Entry <Entry <titleSONG NAME HERE</title <authorARTIST HERE</author <Ref href="VIDEO URL HERE" / </Entry <Entry <titleSONG NAME HERE</title <authorARTIST HERE</author <Ref href="VIDEO URL HERE" / </Entry</ASX 3. Replace SONG NAME HERE with the name of the song. 4. Replace ARTIST HERE with the artist of the song. 5. Replace VIDEO URL HERE with the URL to the video you want. You can get this URL by right click on the video while it is playing, click Properties, then copy the Location URL. *NOTE - IF YOU WISH TO ADD MORE THAN 5 VIDEOS, JUST PUT THE FOLLOWING TEXT BEFORE THE * <Entry<titleSONG NAME HERE</title<authorARTIST HERE</author<Ref href="VIDEO URL HERE" /</Entry 6. Once you have all the videos you want, go to Save As, and save the file as Playlist.asx. 7. Now, upload the Playlist.asx to a host such as Angelfire, or Yahoo's Geocities or your own personal host. 8. Once you have your URL address to your Playlist.asx, Go to the Video Code Generator and put the URL to your Playlist.asx in. Now put the code provided into your profile, and your video playlist is ready to use! Simple use the Next and Previous buttons to scroll through it! Many thanks to poet4l2002 for writing this tutorial! [ home ] [ create ] [ pre-made ] [ generators ] [ tutorials ] [ myplaylist ] [ forum ] [ faq ] [ promote ] [ contact ] All original content on this site is legal property of MyGen.co.uk unless otherwise stated. We do not permit use of our content anwhere except on MyGen.co.uk, unless permission is first granted from us or the original content owner. © Rob Hall and Rocky Wilkins 2005 MyGen v2.5 - 17583448 Unique Visitors This page was created in 0.258 seconds Powered by phpBB & phpBB Fetch All