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Firefly - Episode One - The Train Job. Episode Review The Train Job {actual first episode} (1AGE01) Review and Production Info Please help to keep the SadGeezers Guide alive . A small donation from you of $3 will to help us to pay for our spiralling server and bandwidth costs. Please click the donate button bellow. {The SadGeezers Guide is a non-profit organisation for the cult TV Sci Fi on-line community} Thank you Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures Makers Interviews Conventions PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures Ships PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures Ships SMEGTEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures Science PURITY TEST People Things Situations Links for Jokers PURITY TEST Cult TV Sci Fi SadGeezer Merchandise Sci Fi News! Get Sci Fi News for your website! Click Here Search SadHOO The largest dedicated Science Fiction Directory More search options Search the SadGeezers TV Guide Cult TV Sci Fi SadGeezer Merchandise The Makers Written by Joss Whedon Directed by Joss Whedon Produced by Gareth Davies Producer Ben Edlund The Players Capt. Mal Raynolds Nathan Fillion Book Ron Glass Zoe Gina Torres Jayne Adam Baldwin Wash Alan Tudyk Kaylee Jewel Staite Inara Morena Baccarin Simon Sean Maher River Summer Glau The shows opening sequence was pretty informative, it was narrated by the ships religious dude (known as Shepherd): After the Earth was used up we found a new solar system and hundreds of new Earths were terraformed and colonised. Some planets formed the Alliance and decided that ALL the planets should join under their rule. There was some disagreement on that point. After the war many of the people who had fought and lost, drifted to the edges of the system far from Alliance control. Out here,people struggled to get by with the most basic technologies. A ship would bring you work. A gun would help you keep it. A Captains goal was simple; find a crew, find a job keep flying. The opening scene is in a bar (great start!) which looks a little like an old set from Star Wars without the latex . At one end is a belly dancer that slowly makes her way to where Han Solo ( Captain Mal Raynolds ), Chewbacca (called Jayne ?!?) and Princess Leia ( Zoe ) are sat playing a sort of space checkers. The belly dancer belly flops her way over to the Captain and secretly hands him a note. Mal takes it and carries on with his game. He is losing. First impressions of the main characters well, pretty darned good actually! The good lady wife exclaimed Ahh, hes cute (meaning Captain Mal ) and I almost said the same about the stunningly attractive Zoe. What Jayne lacked in charm he more than made up for with his opening remark about the Captains checkers playing ability, Nice move dumb-ass! At the other end of the room, a drunk is propping up the bar. He screams for the place to quieten and insists that every-one join him in a toast to the Alliance. Mal doesnt drink a toast and instead walks over to the bar for a drink. Its fairly clear to the drunk that Mal is not a fan of the Alliance and you just know that a bar brawl is about to start. Captain Mal insults: And Im thinking you werent burdened with overabundance of schooling . Is it me or does anyone else think Mel was schooled at Sunnydale High? Nobody else talks like that! The fight leaves Mal, Zoe and Jayne battling with the rest of the bar clientele (all stalwart supporters of the Alliance it seems) . Mal calls the ships pilot of the radio, Wash, we have some local colour happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss. The spaceship (a Firefly class transport ship called Serenity) arrives and it was a great entrance! Wash kindly informs the brawlers, Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon . A little later, back on the ship, the Captain informs his crew ( Kaylee the ships very sweet Engineer, Zoe his loyal (and somewhat doting) First Officer and Wash the Ships Pilot (Zoes husband)), Ladies and men-folk, we have ourselves a job. Take us outa the world Wash, we got us some crime to be done. Ughhh! He shouldnta orta of gorn and done that this ere dialogue stinks higher an a bob-cats butt! Then the opening credits the Firefly theme tune is a country and western song complete with banjo and fiddle! Joss Whedon was once said, country music is the music of pain and believe me, it doesnt come much more painful than this! Ironically, Joss wrote the theme song himself! The lyrics basically mean, Sticks and stones may break my bones but Ive got a kick ass spaceship! Personally, I would have preferred the tune from Rawhide with the lyrics, Flyin, flyin, flyin, Break from the Alliance, Keep them engines runnin, Firefly After reeling from the shock of the theme tune we then see a young girl lying on a doctors table dreaming of a terrible operation needles are inserted into her by some guys dressed like surgeons. The young girl, River , wakes screaming and jumps off the table. Her brother, Simon , comes over to comfort her. They are both passengers on the Serenity. We learn that River is a fugitive from the Alliance, more specifically a place (or institution) called the Academy . It seems that the Acadamy were responsible for performing frightful operations on River that have left her traumatised and something elseWere not sure what it is yet, but you just know there is something more to this girl. Mal comes in to check on his passengers ( Simon , and River ) and fix his bloodied knuckles. As he leaves, River looks him and mentions quietly to her brother, Mal. Bad. In the Latin. Im not sure what that means, but at least she didnt say, In the Biblical . As Mal leaves the ships surgery, he runs into Shepherd, the ships religious dude. Shepherd enquires after the health of River and provides us with a short exposition as to why Simon and River are on the ship ( Simon bravely rescued his little sister from the evil clutches of the Alliance, he basically gave up a good job as a wealthy doctor on one of the better-off Alliance planets. They now hide from the Alliance on-board the Serenity). Mal took them on (and Shepherd) for the fare money, but as Shepherd pointed out, they are collectively, poor. This scene therefore begged the question, Why bother? They would surely be more hindrance than help! Possibly he felt sorry for the young River , or possibly he was attracted to a couple of her little tributaries. With the exception of Simon (now acting as the ships doctor) we will have to wait until a later episode to find out. Kaylee is in Inara's quarters (Inaras own shuttle, housed in the Serenitys Shuttle Bay). The super sweet Kaylee is having her hair brushed delicately by a high-class concubine, Inara. Yep, this was a great scene, low-cut dress, sweet smiles lots of caressing of hair and and more exposition. Inara is a whore, a concubine known as a Companion for the rich and she is also a member of a Companions Guild. This Guild for whores has a law (?!) that protects their members from having to take on clients that they dont like (which is surely dependant on how short of money they are at the time). Inara tells Kaylee that she isnt just interested in a clients looks, You also look for a compatibility of spirit, and theres an energy about a person thats difficult to hide . Which basically means that she is only interested in bonking nice people for money. Mal joins them and adds, And then you try to feel the energy of their credit account. It has a sort of aura . Inara tells him off for entering her shuttle without asking. Mal doesnt argue the point, instead he insists that Kaylee return to her duties. The sweet ships engineer leaves complaining and the all the lovely hair brushing and smiles and caresses cease. Mal inquires, Youre servicing the crew now? Only in your lonely pathetic dreams! replies Inara (very unfairly I thought!), What do you want ? Mal tells Inara that he has a job for the crew and tries to explain that it might be dangerous and that he thinks she should not be involved. Thats all very chivalrous of him and all, but hes quite happy for the lovely Zoe and Kaylee to be involved, why not Inara? Could it be that Mal fancies the ships bike!? It certainly seems so, Mal is all coy and insecure as Inara quietly exclaims her surprise at his concern. The scene was very nicely played and despite my picky attention to the character, Inara does not come across as a modern-day streetwalker, more of an independent businesswoman who carries with here a certain air of authority and a very nice figure . In the series she is known as the Ambassador, which always makes me giggle. The comparison of a beautiful woman selling herself for money and an Ambassador is far too close for comfort. When the serenity reaches its destination Captain Mal , Zoe and Jayne travel down to meet up with a space mafia type called Adeline Nietchka. He has a terrible Russian (or some other East European) accent and harps on about reputation and how solid they all are. Mal, Zoe and the big dude (called Jayne) stood listening to a stupid monologue of drivel from the old mafia dude. The only break from which appeared when he opened a door to let them see his dead nephew hung upside down on a meat hook. Apparently his only crime was, he couldnt do the job . The dialogue and accent were overdone and I kept muttering, Enunciate you ol git! We havent got all day! The only redeeming feature of the whole scene was a superb lamp on the old dudes desk. This was a great! Its a shame the rest of his office looked like a warehouse closet. In the end, Mal is told to steal a couple of boxes from a moving train. If he does, he gets handsomely paid (theres even a down payment). If he doesnt he is dead. The show moves quickly along and we see Mal and Zoe on board the train making their way to the carriage where the two boxes are located. On their way they cant help but notice a whole regiment of Alliance forces. Back on the Serenity, Inara and Book chat in the ships galley. Book (The Shepard) asks Inara (The Ambassador) . Good grief , basically the old priest asks the whore what such a respectable girl is doing on a ship like this. (?!?!) Inara tells him how its difficult to find good clients the further away from the Alliance you go and Book talks about how useless he feels on board. And lets face it, he is useless, all he has to offer is religion to a bunch of agnostics! Inara suggests that he pray for their safe return. And when Book complains that the Captain doesnt want his prayers, she says, Then dont tell him . She turns and whispers quietly, I never do . Ahhaa. So she regularly prays for his safe return huh? We must therefore conclude that Inara has a bit of a thing for Captain Mal . Aww sweet, I wonder if she thinks about him when shes with her clients . On the train, Mal realizes that the regiment of Alliance storm-troopers (I say storm-troopers because theyre troopers dressed in heavy wet-weather gear) arent guarding the cargo, they are simply being transported to another place. They make their way to the goods and attach a harness. Its only a small cargo so the intention is that a line will be lowered from the Serenity flying closely over the top of the train. A few metres above, on the Serenity, Kaylee makes ready the line and is interrupted by Simon . These two definitely have a thing going on, theyre all flirty and sensitive with each other. Jayne bumbles in and tells Simon to stay the hell outa the way . Kaylee tenderly comes to Simons defence and Jayne protests by explaining that hes a little crabby due to the fact that hes about to be lowered by rope, onto a moving train. Moments later he finds himself on the train and bundling up the cargo. Just as they are about to haul their booty up to the ship, an Alliance storm-trooper comes in and in the resultant fire-fight, Jayne is shot in the leg. He manages to escape with the cargo and the trooper is subdued while Mal and Zoe make their escape back into another carriage . When the train stops at the Paradiso station, Mal and Zoe learn that the cargo contained lots of vital medical supplies for the local mining community. Without it, many women and children and blokes might die. Mal decides then, that they should return the cargo. Unfortunately they are taken in for questioning by the local sheriff who, inadvertently forgot to wear his silver star that morning. Worse still, on a large military space station somewhere in the vicinity, the heist has attracted the attention of the Alliance military who are mildly embarrassed about the Train Job occurring right under the noses of a whole regiment. However, they have more important things to concern themselves with and refuse to assist the local sheriff with his investigations. The Sheriff is not an unreasonable dude, but Mal and Zoes story is quickly discredited and they are asked to stay a while longer. On the Serenity, Jayne has been taken to the infirmary and patched up by a non-too appreciative doctor. River too, is acting a little more strange than usual. She mutters, Theyre coming. Two by Two. Hands are blue. Jayne helps everyone out by telling River, Hows about you shut that crazy mouth? Is that a fun game? Clearly he didnt appreciate the significance of her words Not that we did of course, we have to wait until the end of the show. Jayne insists that they go to the rendezvous point without Mal and Zoe but Wash is hardly going to fly off without his wife. You know what the chain of command is? Jayne asks Wash, Its the chain that I go get and beat you with until we leave here. The Doctor comes to the rescue by injecting Jayne with a drug and the argument is over. Inara decides to go down to the planet herself and rescue Mal and Zoe . When she arrives in Paradiso the local townsfolk look in awe, they aint never seen such a high class whore afore. Inara makes straight for Mal and slaps him across the face. The Sheriff looks intrigued. Inara tells him that Mal is his indentured man (which basically means that the lucky git is bonded to her) . Apparently he still had three years left on his bond before could run away with Zoe. Wadda load obollocks! Hes probably bonded because he is supposed to have slept with here and not paid his bill! As punishment he must therefore endue the rigors of being a beautiful whores slave for three years . BUT! Mal , in his infinite wisdom, decides to run away? Yeah, right! The sheriff looks longingly at Mal as Inara leads her Captain and Zoe away. In fact, you could see what he was thinking in the expression on his face, - You lucky bastard . Back on the ship, Jayne is stuck on the walkway (they couldnt drag him back to the infirmary). Zoe and Mal explain that they will be returning the cargo. Jayne tries to argue, but he is still drugged. Wash points to a group of Nietchkas men who enter the Serenitys cargo bay. They are worried that Mal was going to leave with their money AND the cargo. Mal politely points out that they can have the money back, its just that the cargo is staying there. This was surely going to end badly for one of the groups and the conversation quickly deteriorates into a fire fight. But this was no ordinary sci-fi-firefight, it was an antique-weapons-sci-fi-firefight . Yep, they has six-shooters and pump action shotguns! projectile weapons in the 25 th century. How silly is that! If the show is supposed to be 500 years in the future, in a region of space where resources are in short supply, what is going to be the cheapest weapon to produce? Look at radios, its easier to produce a powerful radio the size of a wristwatch than it is to produce a radio the size of a television set with valves and things. Is it going to be projectile weapons or the more likely energy weapons made of some cheap silicon ships and a battery. I mean, get real! erm.. I mean, get 500 years in the future real! In the end Mals team won. He loaded up his beach buggy. Oh good grief! The guns were bad enough! And rides off into a ravine near the town of Paradiso where he intends to leave his ill-gotten gains for the Police Captain to retrieve later. However, the Police Captain was already nearby, but since he knew Mal was about to return the drugs and since the cargo was in-tact, he let them go. Which was rather nice of him I thought. Back at the ship, Mal politely asks Nietchkas right hand man to take the money back and tell Nietchka that the deal was off. But the big thug tells Mal to keep his money and that hed would surely come after him and do very bad things to him. Mal kicks the thug-dude into one of the ships huge engine-turbine-air-intake-manifold thingies and the stupid big thug is no more. Another of Nietchkas men is asked if he will take back the money and but there is no need for Mal to finish, the dude agrees wholeheartedly. Erm How can the Serenity engine have a large air intake manifold ? Its a bloody spaceship?! There is no air in space (is there?). Possibly its a high tech engine that takes in air when its in an atmosphere and reverts to other fuels in space. Yeah, that would be ok I guess, if it wasnt for the fact that they use pump action shotguns to defend themselves! Later, as the Serenity speeds away, Simon is patching up a scratch that Mal suffered in the fire-fight (you know, the one with the low-tech (even by our standards!) projectile weapons. Ok, ok, I know Im going on about this, but its bloody silly, right!) Mal asks how River is doing. The camera moves to the next room where we see River huddled in a corner, two, by two, hands are blue she whispers. I guess shes not doing so well. Back on the Alliance Space Station, one of the officers greets what look like two fashion rejects from the Psi Corps. The two of them have travelled 86 million miles to track down yep, youve guessed it, River . And guess what? Theyre hands are blue! And there the show ended. Hmmm. How did you feel about this show? Personally I thought that the first episode of the new Joss Whedon Sci Fi saga turned out to be something of a damp squib. The show lacked innovation and the backdrop seemed as though it was pieced together from some cool bits of other shows like the Lone Ranger! Dont get me wrong, The Train Job was not boring to watch by any means, the production and sound were terrific! Although the much talked about camera movement was childish it was like, Hey, this is a boring scene, lets giggle the camera around a little bit to make it more interesting. To me, this approach is deceitful. The Train Job hardly made its mark as the first episode of a cult TV Sci Fi series did it? Sure it was fun and exciting and some of the graphics and dialogue were pretty cool, but this was a long way off the breathtaking expanse of say the first episode of Babylon 5 (The Gathering). The humour was sometimes predictable and certainly nothing as cutting as say, Red Dwarfs first show (The End) and the graphics and action sequences were ok, but LEXX (I Worship His Shadow) was exponentially better. There just wasnt that feeling of, wow, this is different! Worst still were the aliens there werent any ! It has been reported that Joss Whedon doesnt believe in aliens and didnt want to see them in his show! However from the Brit point of view, the pretence that the edge of a growing solar system was like some sort of Wild West complete with rootn tootn frontier folk that carry six-shooters and say aint was, to this Limey, completely bloody alien! I began to feel that Josss brain had grown fat from the success of Buffy and Angel and that he was meandering down path paved with in-jokes. And then I remembered why I spent a month setting up this Guide. The Buffy and Angel shows ARE cult TV shows, its just that they are developed for main-stream TV and I dont think Joss Whedon would argue with that. What he has done, is make a mainstream Sci Fantasy series like Buffy or Angel interesting enough for Sci Fi geeks like me, so maybe Firefly will develop into something with the same cult following as his precious endeavours. We should also appreciate that this was NOT the pilot. The pilot episode Serenity was axed by Fox TV because they thought it unsuitable to be shown first (the story is, that they didnt think it had enough action) it will be shown in December as a sort of Origin episode. I guess we should just give the show a chance to get going. Id have to rate this an anticipative 28,512 out of 10. What did you think? Discuss this episode in the Firefly Forum Firefly reviews are 2002 Tony Fawl with a lotta help from Katya Fawl . 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eXile - Issue #185 - Whore-R Stories - The Coal Miner's Daughter - By Mark Ames Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (12) Next (6) The Coal Miner's Daughter By Mark Ames ( editor at exile ru ) Browse Author (147) Previous (101) Next (44) I went to two parties and two nightclubs over the weekend, and the whole time I don't think I talked to a single woman. Or if I did, I don't remember it. That's because I had about as much lust in me as a box of fax paper. As Sunday night wore on and I was supposed to get started on this issue, I started to feel the first little jolts of lust shocking my loins. It always happens this way when I have a lot of work to do, and I've let that work fester without treating it. So rather than write, I hooked onto www.vipdosug.ru and found myself a whore. Her name was listed as "Lara," and she appeared to have a thin, taut young body, long red hair and nice small breasts that I could cup in my hands. She claimed that she was 20 years old, though by her picture she appeared to be 18. And she charged $100 for a two hour visit. When I called and gave her my address, it was clear she was an out-of-towner. I had to explain where I live a few times. She promised to be over in an hour, but since she "lived" (to the extent that a whore lives somewhere) only two metro stops away, she was at my podezd within 40 minutes. The dezhurnaya downstairs called my home phone. "Mark! A dyevushka's here to see you!" she barked, disapprovingly as always. It's strange, you pay those old babushka a quarterly stipend to "protect" you, and all they do is make you feel self-conscious every time you order a whore delivered to your door. Where's the logic in that, I ask. When she arrived at the door, I could see why the dezhurnaya was a little more gruff than normal. My whore was accompanied by a thug who looked like something right out of a Dorozhny Patrul jail line-up: he was thick, about six feet tall, in a black leather coat, black pants, and one of those black leather ski caps with the black cloth rim, and thick flat-toed shoes. I caught it all in one glance because I've seen these "collectors" join their whores about 20% of the time, and they all look and dress alike. As per their orders, I paid the "courier," the guy whose job it was to collect the cash. I closed the door and he left. Lara didn't look a whole lot like her photo, but as I've said many times, we're talking about used cars here, folks. They always look a lot cleaner and shinier in the photo than they do in person. Lara had dyed her hair black, and that made her face seem much harsher than in the photo. The features were more chiseled and broad and square rather than soft and angled and young. Her teeth had large gaps. She wore a black t-shirt with the word "Love" written in pink and gold sparkles, and black pants laced on the calf. She entered my kitchen then stared out of the window down onto the Moscow river. "Klass," she said. "This is the nicest view of any apartment I've been to in Moscow, and I've been to a lot. Oh, I could really imagine spending time here. Yes. Just sitting here in the summer, watching the barges go up the river. That would be so nice. Yeah, I could live here." "Where are you from?" I asked. "From Ukraine," she said. Thank God for Ukraine, I thought. Some day, I'm going to have to give something back to that country for all it's given me. Buy Ukrainian Savings Bonds or something. "Where in Ukraine?" "You know Ukraine?" she asked in disbelief. "Some of it, yeah. I've been there a few times." "I'm from the Donbass region. The coal mines near Donetsk. I'm from Lugansk myself." "I know Lugansk, but I haven't been there." "There's nothing in Lugansk," she said. "It's dead. We have miners. They don't get paid. They work. They die. The state steals everything from them. But they keep working and keep dying. It's an awful place. Everything in Ukraine is awful. It's the worst governed state in the world." "Are there a lot of beautiful girls like you there?" I asked, flattering her. She wasn't beautiful, although she did have energy and that softened her hard face somewhat. "No, all the beautiful girls left Lugansk. Like me -- we're all gone!" "How did you get to Moscow?" "I took a train. See -- let me go back. I was a student. Well, I never studied. I was a bad student. I wanted to become a hair stylist, but I didn't do it. I was too wild, I couldn't sit still! I was also a sportsman. I did kickboxing until two years ago. I still know it." "Have you ever had to use kickboxing?" "For this...job?" she asked. Her face grew suddenly dour. "Yes, it's...let's say it helped me. I'd rather not remember it, okay? Do you mind if I smoke?" "Go ahead. So when did you lose your virginity?" "I was sixteen. I heard that if you waited longer, it would only hurt more and more. So I got it out of the way. I was stupid. Well, anyway I met a guy. We fell in love -- I did anyway. He said all sorts of things to me. Then I had a baby. And he went into the army. Left me. Never came back. Bastard. I'll never trust a man again. They're all traitors, you know." "So are women," I said. "Everyone's a traitor," she said, but without bitterness, in fact almost cheerfully. "They're all bastards and traitors, what can you do? So anyway, I had my child. I worked different jobs. I took a job at a carwash. That was my last big job in Lugansk. Some dyadya there, a client, told me I could do...this kind of work there. I didn't, but I came here on a train and it was easy to find this type of work. I didn't come here expecting it. I was hoping to get a job selling cosmetics, anything, but that didn't work so a girl I met told me about this agency, and well, this is what I'm doing for now. But my contract ends in a few weeks." "You have to sign a contract?" I asked. "That's how it works. Three months at a time. I've been doing it for, well, this will be four months. Then I'll quit. I send money back to my family in Lugansk." "You have family?" "I have an older sister and a younger brother. He's eleven. And my baby of course. My mother died. She died last year of cancer. It was horrible, and now we really need the money." "Your father?" I asked. It usually comes down to the father. "He's alive. He lives with a woman. He has another family." "How do you send the cash to Lugansk?" "I give cash to the train conductor here in Moscow, give him a cut, and he takes it down, and someone meets him in Lugansk and takes the cash. Otherwise it'd take forever, if I used Sberbank." "Aren't you afraid the conductor will steal the cash?" I asked. She laughed. "Hasn't happened yet. But I guess it could happen. You know, it's so nice to just talk with you. Usually I show up to a client's, and right away, he wants to...he just takes me and we have sex, then he throws me out. But with you I'm much more comfortable, just talking. I like this! What about you? Where are you from?" "California." "Oh, California! California! Why are you here? Everyone wants to get out of here and go to California!" "It's more interesting here." "Yes, ekstremalno," she said. "Extreme in Moscow. Terrorism in the metro. Terrorism at concerts. That's what you like?" "We have terrorism too, if you remember," I noted. She laughed. "Yes, I remember. The sad thing is that there's no terrorism in Ukraine. Nobody cares about Ukraine. It's not even worthy of a terror act because there's nothing anyone wants from Ukraine." She laughed and shook her head. As we talked, we drank tequila with grapefruit juice. I made hers strong, and she enjoyed each cocktail, drinking more than most whores drink. "I like three things. Fruit, cigarettes and alcohol," she told me, stealing a banana. After getting half-undressed in my kitchen, we took our act to my bedroom. She didn't shower -- I guess she was getting too drunk. But that was a shame because her vagina had that end-of-the-tour-of-duty odor to it, the butt grease odor that worn-in whores get. It spoiled an otherwise cheerful night. Her breasts were small and not too squishy. Her ass was also small, and though squishy, it fit into my hand. She rolled some kind of super-small, ridiculous Soviet condom onto my unit and started to blow me, but we had to take the thing off and put on a Durex. I was kind of hoping I'd get a condomless blowjob, but I wasn't forceful with her. I'd enjoyed her company, and the power I had over her time with me, too much to spoil it with a change in the tempo. She wanted to fuck. "I can't wait," she said. She rolled onto her back, but I pulled her on top of me and told her to sit on me. Her vagina was wet and tight enough that I didn't feel like I was getting the old "hot dog in a hallway" snapper that every john dreads. She didn't need to lube with a whore swipe. Lara was really enjoying herself on top of me, or at least faking pretty convincingly that she was. Her pleasure was rooted in believing that I was interested in her stories about herself, which I was, slightly. I was trying to feel some kind of genuine interest or make some connection, or trying to feel like I should try to make a connection, but it was all fake and all internalized -- trying to conjure up genuine interest in Lara's story was contrived in a ridiculous way, like faking my own orgasm while masturbating. My aunt once said to me, while pointing to her baby grandson, "They're nothing to me until they're at least four or five years old." That's sort of how I feel about humans: they're nothing to me until I've clocked so many hours with them, a lot of hours, hours usually spaced over a matter of years. Lara pulled me on top of her and pulled her legs back. I felt like I was going to cum too quickly and I didn't want to, so I slowed it up. "Come on!" she said. "I want it. Let's go, come on!" I started to go, but all the lust that had been missing suddenly caught up with me. So I rolled over again and pulled her on top of me. This time she wouldn't wait. She started to piston-fuck me, so I figured the hell with it, I was paying, who am I trying to impress? I grabbed her small ass and used it like a giant block of sandpaper to sand down my whole pelvic region. Suddenly I exploded, and she made sounds as if she did too. I don't know -- of all the ego things, getting a whore off is just not something that makes me feel like more of a man. I'm not sure how much she faked it, both for my sake and for hers, but when she fell on top of me her heart was beating as hard and fast as a mongoose's. But the best part of our evening was to come when she rolled onto her back. After a few deep breaths she asked me what time it was. Already after two in the morning. "Oh. It's already time for me to go," she said. "I should get ready to leave." She wrote down her phone number, but as soon as she handed it to me I knew I wouldn't call her. She deserves at least a pozdravlenie on Women's Day. But I know I won't do it. Which makes me just another traitor in her life. Issue In #185 04 Mar 04 (1 year, 10 months old) Also in this Issue The Ugly Truth Feature Story byMarkAmes Moscow's girls have become uglier, and are getting increasingly ugly every year. If Moscow is no longer a haven of lust, then what is the point of living here?... In Brief In Brief US-German Thaw... Forbes List of Whores... Fradkov Mania!... Bonner for Putin?... 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www.myspace.com/gohnakamura MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup Goh Nakamura Indie / Acoustic / Folk Rock "Strike another match, go start anew" United States Profile Views: 1800 Last Login: 01/11/2006 View more pics Contacting Goh Nakamura MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/gohnakamura Goh Nakamura General Info Member Since November 5, 2004 Band Website gohnakamura.com Band Members Goh Nakamura,various musical robots,the spirit of '73 Influences Beatles, Neil Finn, Bob Dylan, Brian Wilson, Nick Drake, Hendrix, Jon Brion, Elliott Smith, Ron Sexsmith, Elvis Costello, Stevie Wonder, Aimee Mann, Sarah Harmer, Rufus Wainwright, Jellyfish, The Police, XTC, Kinks, Edie Brickell, Bruce Springsteen, Sondre Lerche, David Bowie, Radiohead, Joseph Arthur, Pedro The Lion, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Shins, Scrabbel, The Invisible Cities, Rick James, Prince, Ella Fitzgerald, Sara Vaughan, Otis Redding, Mingus, Coltrane, Davis, Monk, Charlie Parker, Parker Posey, Christopher Guest, Nigel Tufnel, Derek Smalls, David St. Hubbins, Van Halen, Wes Montgomery, Kurt Rosenwinkel, Bill Frisell, John Scofield, Allan Holdsworth, Joe Pass, Pat Metheny, Shakti, Herbie Hancock, Tony Williams, Brian Blade, Bach, Biatch, Chopin, to be continued... Sounds Like Neil Finn, Elvis Costello, Ron Sexsmith, Crowded House, Beatles, John Lennon, George Harrison, Elliott Smith, A GOOD TIME ALL THE TIME Record Label goltron Type of Label None Goh Nakamura's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] Itunes! ( view more ) Here, hear... ( view more ) Itunes is dangerous ( view more ) I am the Doorman ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Goh Nakamura "This is the debut release for Bay Area troubadour Goh Nakamura. He draws from the no frills, sensitive singer/songwriter inkwell... ultra heartfelt and barebones, much like that of Elliott Smith's early albums. The ache is palpable in each of the eleven songs on Daylight Savings. Impressive. "from www.aquariusrecords.org Goh Nakamura's Friend Space Goh Nakamura has 212 friends. Yumi Tim Han Michelle Amador Scrabbel Aya Thu Peff View All of Goh Nakamura's Friends Goh Nakamura'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 50 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Min Jung Dec 28, 2005 07:37 AM Happy Holidays dude! Where you been? More at http://www.slide.com Mike Glendinning Dec 27, 2005 11:40 AM Hi, I hope you have a great new year. Mike Glendinning PEACHiES Dec 25, 2005 04:30 AM Merry Christmas, Goh :] Leanne Dec 21, 2005 09:51 AM we miss you! Yumi Dec 20, 2005 08:13 AM too Yumi Dec 20, 2005 08:12 AM I like you Ruby Tuesday Dec 19, 2005 01:32 PM The new posted songs are EXCELLENT...I can't decide which I like better, if I favor one, I long for the other and vise versa, it's very hard. They're both great though. xWhitney a bad egg Dec 17, 2005 12:51 PM Yeah, good tunes! Had a wee listen earlier, liked what I heard. Claire Jon Kim Project Dec 17, 2005 07:39 AM Thanks for the add man. Really great sound! I like 1216 :D Big Phony Dec 10, 2005 11:47 PM Great tunes! Scrabbel Dec 8, 2005 12:26 PM What's up shredder? Yngwie (sp?) lives! Aya Dec 7, 2005 02:49 PM H-O-G is my favorite brother. He sings, shreds on his guitar, and can fart on command... These are only a few of the reasons I look up to him. Ruby Tuesday Dec 6, 2005 08:23 AM I was actually visiting your site to ask about new songs and "!", there they are...Although I will deeply miss pigeon toes, daylight savings is EXCELLENT. Once again, you are great. xWhitney jocelyn Dec 4, 2005 07:51 PM Either you're going to laugh or think we're stalkers but me and my three other friends were the girls that told Gavin Tachibana that you were a male Norah Jones and that wrote a poem about you! Hahah...just had to say that, and that you're music is great... Leanne Nov 24, 2005 08:32 PM Happy Thanksgiving Goh! hope you've been blessed with a lot! good luck with everything... is the music video done yet!? Kneebody Nov 18, 2005 02:46 PM Nothing set up for san fran on this next tour (december) but I think that we're going back up there in february when bruno's opens back up. We'll definitely let you know! kaveh/kneebody Kneebody Nov 18, 2005 01:11 PM Goh! Thanks for the add. Kaveh/kneebody Han Nov 11, 2005 01:04 PM goh has the funk of forty thousand years. Colin Carthen Nov 9, 2005 05:16 PM HOW CAN NATALIE BE YOURS IF SHE'S GONNA BE MINE? HUH . . .TELL ME THAT ONE. Jay Oct 29, 2005 09:16 PM Upstate New Yawk loves that S.F. Bay sound! Matt Granz Oct 26, 2005 07:13 PM Alex Oct 9, 2005 07:31 PM once i gave your family a christmas card, and i spelt your guy's last name "nagamura". doh' hope all is well! Tim Sep 30, 2005 08:29 AM best duets that never happened - Michael Jackson & Robert Plant - Ronny James Dio & Peabo Bryson - Mariah Carey & Johnny Cash - Paul McCartney & wait it there someone he hasn't... - King Diamond & Amy Grant - Whitney Houston & Janis Joplin [ if only.. ] - Tom Jones & Lita Ford - Biggie & Tupac - [oh wait!! that DID happen] - Miles Davis & Brian Wilson - John Coltrane & Yani - Ornette Coleman & the Monkees - John Zorn & Kenny G Tim Sep 28, 2005 10:42 AM tumble-ita say du mo wah HEY!! jumbo jumbo Way ta party oh we goin Hey!! jambalaya tumble-ita say do mo wah HEy!! jumbo jumbo oooooooh yeah!!! Tim Sep 26, 2005 02:15 PM let's do a whole gig of covers that we kinda know!! - we rule Lesley Jul 21, 2005 08:54 PM Go Nakamura! Go! ~Fanny~ Jul 17, 2005 10:38 AM Hi there :) It is so funny I always end up on your page listening to your music... I think I already told you that u r simply great :) and it is because it's truth. Really wishing you'll keep on going high and high. Hello from Miami :) ~Fanny~ Nick Bartunek Jul 13, 2005 12:53 AM Oh man....keep looping. That was amazing! All my friends thought you were really good! Please play another local show! Butch Berry Band Jul 12, 2005 01:10 PM Goh, thanks for the support. Great music! Ryan Jul 12, 2005 01:06 AM you rule Chiparus Jul 4, 2005 01:32 PM I really dig your songs! I can't wait to see you play! this is all so great! Ava Drake Jun 28, 2005 11:46 AM Goh, Surrogate Valentine is fabulous. Your music has a lot of thought and emotion put into it. Keep up the beautiful writing. Refusion Project Jun 27, 2005 07:55 PM Hey Goh, thanks for the add. I like your music. Cheers from Shanghai. Nick May 19, 2005 04:18 PM Goh: Do the Chickens have large talons? Me: Boy I didn't understand a word you said. aimee. May 18, 2005 10:17 AM Goh - heard you on a sampler distributed at the VC filmfest and can't wait to get your CD this weekend in SF! Hope to see you at the Peace Plaza. Leanne May 9, 2005 10:09 PM hey! thanks for adding me! you're one cool dude! haha hey, tonight i was at a KSW thing and a girl used your songs in her piece, thought that was cool. you're getting more famous! The WindowPanes Apr 30, 2005 04:18 PM Gho, You are truly inspired, remarkable, and once again inspired. You raise the bar for all singer/songwriters with the enthusiasm you have for tuneful melodies and quirky stage antics and love of guitar effects that are never overblown. The WindowPanes Salute You! Keep on Keeping on Bruddah! Will have to catch a show soon. The Famous Apr 8, 2005 01:53 PM Hey Goh -- I've had your damn song "Daylight Savings" stuck in my head all week... Curse you Goh Nakamura for writing such catchy tunes! Rock on! The Famous Mike Glendinning Apr 7, 2005 11:05 AM You beat me to it! I was going to write a song about the Embarcadero. I guess I will write a song about the poor fool who likes to wear his underwear outside his pants. You have great music and I hope you keep me updated with you music. Mike Glendinning Tripsitter Mar 18, 2005 06:35 PM thanks for the kind words. san fran is one ofmy favorite cities! anytime we're playing near you we'll let you know. if you know some clubs that would have us drop us a line. thank again. Jeff Caudill Mar 17, 2005 03:38 PM Got the CD. Beautiful. Thanks Goh. Continue rocking. Peff Feb 10, 2005 05:38 PM Hey man, I'll save you a T-Shirt when I order the next batch. ~k Carson Jan 26, 2005 08:59 PM I second that motion...with a vengeance...this guy is an awesome songwriter and hopefully sometime soon we'll hook up and make some electronic folk guitar madness. Kurt Jan 12, 2005 10:02 PM Goh is a unique talent that I've had the privilege to work with. He's an amazing songwriter and performer! Cast of Thousands Nov 12, 2004 03:49 AM Goh takes the phrase "one man band" to the next level with his innovative use of loops, effects, and a very microphonic guitar pickup. jason turtle Nov 9, 2004 12:34 PM go goh. rockin' the san francisco bay area! wish i were up there with you man. love your stuff...got some sd people followin' you around! Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.