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Heroes EMINEM, tupac, spider man, batman, superman, y el pato!! Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Details Status: Single Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends Orientation: Straight Hometown: Buenos Aires, Argentina Body type: 6' 0" / Athletic Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic Religion: Catholic Zodiac Sign: Aquarius Smoke / Drink: No / No Children: Someday Education: High school Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez is in your extended network Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] [ View All Blog Entries ] Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Blurbs About me: Im White to start, but argentinian. i love rapping and playing soccer. i got skillz in many sports.i look some like EMINEM, thats why im his num one fan, only me not you! haha b****.i kick it wit my friends and rap or mess around.i like to party alot.... im not a good dancer but i try my best.......NOT!Dont ask me to dance wit me cause i wont.. only girls not u fags out there.HAHA..soy bostero para las gallinas... and chivistas de la re puta madre. well spit on u if u come to our house again.....and socked.....like Bofo.In other words.. i rap and play soccer all the time. DETROIT!!!!!!hahahah TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Facundo Gomez Birthday: 1/29/90 Birthplace: argentina Current Location: Lancaster Eye Color: green Hair Color: blonde Height: 6'0 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: Argentinian The Shoes You Wore Today: lugz Your Weakness: other Rappers Your Fears: afraid of the dark Your Perfect Pizza: Tomato and sausage Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Better rapper Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Sucka dick then Thoughts First Waking Up: sex Your Best Physical Feature: muscles Your Bedtime: anytime Your Most Missed Memory: 1st girl Pepsi or Coke: pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: Both Single or Group Dates: Single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino Do you Smoke: no Do you Swear: yes Do you Sing: sumtimes Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been in Love: ya Do you want to go to College: ya Do you want to get Married: yes Do you belive in yourself: fuck ya Do you get Motion Sickness: no Do you think you are Attractive: ya Are you a Health Freak: nope Do you get along with your Parents: yes Do you like Thunderstorms: hell ya Do you play an Instrument: used to In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ya In the past month have you Smoked: no In the past month have you been on Drugs: no In the past month have you gone on a Date: no In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell ya In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never In the past month have you been on Stage: nope In the past month have you been Dumped: nope In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hell nah In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hell yess Ever been Drunk: ya Ever been called a Tease: ya Ever been Beaten up: no Ever Shoplifted: ya How do you want to Die: i wanna be killed twice What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rapper/soccer player What country would you most like to Visit: brazil In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: green Favourite Hair Color: brunette Short or Long Hair: long Height: 5'3 Weight: 123 Best Clothing Style: fresh Number of Drugs I have taken: none Number of CDs I own: many Number of Piercings: one Number of Tattoos: none Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Bling MySpace Editor Bling MySpace Editor http://lordmody205.tripod.com/images/eminem-show1024x768.jpg Bling MySpace Editor Bling MySpace Editor Who I'd like to meet: I would love to meet EMINEM. i wanna meet Jim Carrey, DMX, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Vin Diesel, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, y la seleccion argentino....i also wanna meet many good lookin girls out there. Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Friend Space Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez has 88 friends. Brian " Tha Brotha Hood" Madden (ci)3L M3NDUK@(ci) Dante"Da Brothahood"heron Marshall Bruce Andrew" What "Brother"hood"Green LB"The BrothaHood"™ JON "Da Brothahood" i ♥ him View All ofFacundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Friends Facundo "Tha Brothahood" Gomez's Friends Comments Displaying 50 of 63 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Charlie''la foca o tego jr''como mas les guste !! 1/8/2006 6:43:00 PM gracias por el add ... soy otro super fan d boca!!!!!!!!!!! Charlie''la foca o tego jr''como mas les guste !! 1/8/2006 6:42:00 PM dale boca !!!!!!!!!!! boca asta morir concha d su madre!!!!!!!!! Joel 1/6/2006 8:25:00 PM lol, neither does coach pape, man wut happened to varsity u guys used to be unstopepable now u guys have been loosing all the games Joel 1/6/2006 9:14:00 AM fuck 6-0 and i didnt stay for all the game i stayed for half the game, i bet coach luve made u guys run yesterday huh Joel 1/5/2006 4:11:00 PM did u girls i mean guys win Joel 1/5/2006 4:10:00 PM press play The Original Ryan♥ 1/3/2006 9:58:00 PM ah dat sux. i go to lwkd high its gay but not worse dan that ugly ass bitch mrs.roberts. remember that fucking cunt? lol i swear. anyways i gtg peace out fool, dont be a stranger aight? aight then late. 1/3/2006 9:16:00 PM hahaha hey wassup man. damn, its been a long time fool. waat skool you go to?aight den lata foo. LiSsEtTe 12/29/2005 5:39:00 PM hey whatup "g" how have u been ? how has ur break been going so far ? i havent seen u in a while but i guess ill see u when we go back to skool i just wanted to say hi and show some love so take kare and see c u soon PEACE!!! ViVi * Miss Argentinia* 12/28/2005 2:02:00 AM cHE! me ENCANto tu pagina!!!... muy buena.... la cancion......!!! y las fotos! por dioz.... AGUANTE BOCA!!! bexos!.... Vir! ~~(:florchus:)~~ 12/26/2005 11:49:00 AM hey fa whats up?? this was a fun weekend heres a pic for u! byee il c ya laters love u!! ~~(:florchus:)~~ 12/24/2005 6:30:00 PM ♥Valeria♥ 12/24/2005 11:52:00 AM colombia 12/23/2005 5:52:00 PM hola bueno solo pasava a decirte hi ok take care y estamos en contacto bye by e LIL DREAMER 12/23/2005 5:31:00 PM wuzz up facu-g Romina 12/23/2005 1:53:00 PM i ♥ him 12/22/2005 4:42:00 PM hola waco! como estas? yo bien aka en mi casa con gaby y leo jodiendo un rato aldope como 100pre pero bue ustedes como andan? las cosas? tus viejos buenoanegro t voy dejando cuidate salu2s chau! Joel 12/6/2005 7:24:00 PM u left ur shoes at pratice tarudo, milllton has um , and hey did we get homework for mis bitcman Joel 12/3/2005 4:03:00 PM this pics are fucking funny hu and did u girls win against rosemand daniela 12/1/2005 3:58:00 PM hey wuts up how's life? ~*~$andra~*~ 12/1/2005 1:18:00 PM Joel 11/30/2005 8:14:00 PM where were u 2day?huh *BRigiTTe* 11/29/2005 9:06:00 PM hey there ha ha u found me...lol so whats up? oh good game by the way!!! LIL DREAMER 11/29/2005 8:02:00 PM hey fool im goin to kick ur ass LIL DREAMER 11/29/2005 7:54:00 PM hey facu-g whut u doin ~*~$andra~*~ 11/29/2005 2:25:00 PM Hey wut ^ boii thx 4 stopin bye jus wanted 2 saii hi hit me ^ anytyme k un beso Joel 11/28/2005 8:11:00 PM so did u guys tied of or won or loose Wut ? WHO THE FUCK R U 11/27/2005 2:40:00 PM hi hoe r u hope ur good well just wanted to say hi well bye W/M LUV PRISCILLA ♥FaNtAsY♥ 11/26/2005 11:24:00 AM Ur welcome! So how r u ? lol well talk 2 u later bye bye ; ) ~~(:florchus:)~~ 11/26/2005 2:20:00 AM & with one last look. i whisper goodbye my love 11/25/2005 5:39:00 PM ~*~$andra~*~ 11/24/2005 8:20:00 PM Hey wut ^ Jus stopin by 2 sho sum luv.happy thankgiven ''k''lots of luv (on beso) ~$andra~ ♥Valeria♥ 11/24/2005 12:21:00 PM HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!! GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! HAAAA hope u have fun and eat lots of turkey!!! ♥Valeria♥ 11/24/2005 11:09:00 AM krystin 11/23/2005 3:29:00 PM im pritty good i guess.from the pics i can tell you like to have fun lol!!but how r u??and why did you wana add me?ttyl -krystin ♥If Onlii U kNeW....♥ 11/23/2005 1:54:00 PM heii..well dats pretty cool dat u live over ther..but i've never heard of it..:D..newaiiz.i live in New York and go to Saunders H.S...im15 and in 10th grade..and im from ecuador... well ttyl take care **DiAnii** ♥If Onlii U kNeW....♥ 11/23/2005 1:08:00 PM heii ..no problem..so wats up?? **DiAnii** LiSsEtTe 11/18/2005 8:27:00 PM hey sexy whats up ? just wanted to say whats up and see how ur doin'. well take care, see u soon.much love ! Ivan 11/16/2005 7:17:00 PM e puto marika culiado che trolo aber si el viernes asemos algo dale puto un beso culiada de mierda chau Abel 11/15/2005 12:22:00 PM ke haces pedazo de gay... para ke despues no digas ke no te dejo coments puto!!! jajaaja weno guacho pasaba a dejar un saludo y nos estamos viendo, cuidate el culo... chauchau pancho!!!!.....Abel..... Joel 11/12/2005 5:33:00 PM lol, fuck man this is so freaking funny, nice pic lol Abel 11/10/2005 4:29:00 PM ke haces pedazo de gay!! yo aca viendo el partido de boca..... jajajaa y vos vago de mierda!!! kbza de poronga!!!! we guacho te dejo un abrazo saludos a tus hermanas y a tus viejos, beso chauchau......ABEL..... Joel 11/7/2005 7:18:00 PM wuz up slim shady, like i was saying ur fast cuz ur legs man every time u walk its like three four steps of mine, but u got toadmit im pretty fast for my size or a i i dont know u did mis bitchmans homework already Abel 11/7/2005 1:15:00 AM kiaces kbza de poronga bueno yo aca hablando con unas pendejas... vamos a ver los pericos? tenemos ke hacer tu id hommie..JOJOJOO DE WANNNN, bueno guacho me voy a torrar, te mando un abrazo, saludos a todos, chauchau vieja...(gay) sB___♥ 11/6/2005 7:21:00 PM dude thats soo tight. but its kind of weird how it goes from super hot to snowing. haha yeah i wish we got to get out of school or school cancelled. the only way you can get out of school here is if you ditch. haha sB___♥ 11/6/2005 7:09:00 PM heyy. wow you live in lancaster now. that suckks. one time i had a tournament there and it was hot as fuckkk. haha dont you miss the beach!! yeah. i go to lakewood now. i guess its pretty chill. last year was wayy funner. but its all good. haha mR rIGHT N.Y.M.P.H.O.S/T.N.B^ 11/4/2005 8:04:00 PM hahah yea i remember u...where u live at now? and y did u move? LiSsEtTe 11/4/2005 6:51:00 PM Hey facundo, just wanted to say hi. And see you monday. sB___♥ 11/4/2005 4:35:00 PM heyy. dang i havent seen you in forever. hah howd you find me on this??!! well yea anyways. umm ive been doing really good. how about you? what school do you go to? anyways. uhh i guess ill talk to you later than. ~~(:florchus:)~~ 10/30/2005 11:46:00 AM hey facu!! just passin by to say wats up?? well halloween is tomorrow and hopefully its fun!! ok byeeeeeeee!* love ya* Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | " target="_blank" Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace Shop ©2003 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.
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Kebabylon » VIRGIN MY ARSE, MORE LIKE TIRED WHORE Home | About | Archives | Links | Contact Thu 30 Dec 2004 VIRGIN MY ARSE, MORE LIKE TIRED WHORE Posted by Kevin under General Another thing I have noticed about 2005 is that my writings on here have definitely improved. Kebabylon started out as a myriad of pictures and links with very little writing. As time has progressed I have written more and linked less. Nowadays I very rarely link to anything unless it is of utter quality, such as the David Hasslehoff link from last week. Something like that just demands to be linked to. I also found this and it is pretty much fantastic too. He appears to have hired the same highly skilled web developers that Mr Hasslehoff retained. As we move into 2005 I think I will be posting more onto the website. Maybe even twice a day! I also intend to start a campaign of letter writing to various companies next year, obviously with a slightly sarcastic / comic twist. I quite enjoyed my Tottenham Hotspur application (and page 2 ) and their subsequent reply . Notice I said reply, not rejection. So in light of next years up and coming posts, have a read of the letter I have just sent to Virgin Rail today. Oh how I laughed. Dear Virgin Rails Telephony Manager, I would like to write to make you aware of my feelings (and probably that of the masses) about your voice activated sales telephone system. My word its annoying isnt it. You want me, the buyer, the person that you should be enticing, the potential customer, to spend ten minutes on a telephone talking in staccato with an automatic robot voice female who takes an age to recognise my answer. I admire your commercial tactics. Let me take you through the conversation I have just had with the voice system. I dial 08457 222333. I am greeted with Hello, welcome to Virgin Trains sales centre. If you are new to this automated voice system then please say help at any time. It is at this point that I have to make my first choice; do I admit to my frailties and the fact I have not used it before and enjoy the ten minute child like training session or do I just I blunder on and live life on the edge? After much deliberation I opt for the rollercoaster ride of not admitting my lack of experience in your sales system. I am then asked by femabot what station I would like to be travelling from. Edinburgh I reply. Sorry, I did not recognise your answer. I is an interesting choice of word for a programmed female voice. Are we trying to give human traits to an automatic voice system. Is she the equivalent of Sonny from I, Robot. Is she special? Edinburgh I answer again. Edinburgh? she questions like a strict school teacher. Yes I eventually confirm. And where are you travelling to? Preston Sorry, where was that? You can see as I did, that there is a trait starting here. Is giving you money really meant to be this painful? Once we had sorted the locations out, we moved onto the dates; 3rd of February I start again. Sorry I did not recognise that date, could you repeat it?. What part of 3rd of February is hard to pick up. Even with the strongest of accents I would have thought that any word beginning with the sound Fe would be automatically recognised as February. It isnt exactly going to be August or December is it? We then move onto the time; 3 oclock I answer thinking this might finally be the easiest part. In the morning or afternoon? Ms Sunny asks me. In the f*cking morning, 3am, when none of your trains run! In the afternoon for f*cks sake I suggest as my anger reaches breaking point. Sorry, I did not recognise your answer. At this point I realise that as much as you have tried to make your system sound like a confirming and pleasant school teacher, I have found her fault. Any school teacher I know would have picked up on my choice language and she didnt even register a single emotion at my outburst. A slapped arse indeed is what I would expect, not a simple Please state your time of travel again. P*ss Sorry? P*ss I do not understand Hairy c*ck I am struggling to understand your time of travel Ahhh how I laughed. I felt like a child again. The fema-schoolteacher-bot was allowing me to curse incessantly. She didnt bat an eyelid. P*ss, c*ock, arse, nipple, jobbie I was dribbling like a borstal living tearaway. After the mild amusement of the previous twenty seconds, I then spend another minute getting my times firmly confirmed. She confirms back to me. We are finally there. I am then told that I will transfer to an operator. My call so far has been about four and half minutes. I am put on hold. I eventually get through to someone, after some quite awful hold music I must add, after seven minutes. So you are travelling to Prestonpans on the 3rd of January is the opening line of the actual human being. It is here that I lose all faith with your company. Is it so hard to just have a system where I can just talk with someone and purchase tickets? It amuses me that this appears to be in complete contravention of Section 3.2 of your Passenger Charter where you gleefully claim; We want tickets to be easy to buy. Ha, chance would be a fine thing eh? Could you please at least muster some effort to explaining why you use a very annoying and time consuming telephone system that appears to not actually work? I would also like some sort of lame and company standard apology about the ten minutes of my life that you wasted on me finding out how annoying and time consuming your telephone sales system is. Ideally it will start with the line Dear Sir and will contains quotes like We at Virgin and profusely apologise and no need for the swearing I look forward with almost orgasmic anticipation. 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United States Profile Views: 424822 Last Login: 01/09/2006 View more pics Contacting Queens Of The Stone Age MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/queensofthestoneage Queens Of The Stone Age General Info Member Since February 21, 2005 Band Website qotsa.com Band Members Josh Homme - Vocals/Guitars Troy Van Leeuwan - Guitar/Bass Joey Castillo - Drums Alain Johannes - Bass/Guitar Natasha Shneider - Keys Mark Lanegan - Guest Vocals Sounds Like Watch the Video for Feel Good Hit of the Summer Go With the Flow In My Head Little Sister Monsters in the Parasol No One Knows Someone's In the Wolf The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret Burn the Witch Record Label Interscope Records Type of Label Major Queens Of The Stone Age's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] QOTSA perform on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno TONIGHT ( view more ) Over The Years And Through The Woods invading a formerly peaceful location near you! ( view more ) DVD Pre-Order ( view more ) New DVD! ( view more ) Be a part of the Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Queens Of The Stone Age So... it once happened, in The Magical Land of Music and Moon, that 4 mistreated animals, each hummed lonesome tunes. The animals loved the land under the moon, but were held captive by their owners, facing certain extinction and doom. Then in one common moment and in houses all separate, a turn for the truly bizarre did happen. A Cock, A Quack, An Ass and A Pig all were, at once, kicked out of their digs. Left to fend for themselves and somehow survive, a story unfolded of fantastical size. In the hind site of things, it's easily said, their exile was a blessing, not a curse instead. For they knew from the onset that abandon's bereft and banishment's bitter, still the 4 misfit minstrels had always longed for something better. The Cock kicked out of his warm hay strewn lair because he was obstinate and nasty and no longer welcome there. The Quack, it was said, was born with a wrong colored head: mistaken for female, not mallard instead. The Ass's knees always trembled and he could bare no load, so he was soon to be killed, eaten or sold. The pig was a pig and ate up all the food. His hungry owners put their foot down, "This Pig is No Good!" Outcast and isolated, they happened upon each other on a long windy road. All decided they could make pace quicker if together, not alone. And so they banded together, brothered and bound, and by surprise they discovered they could all make one sound! The Ass beat the drums, The Quack plucked the Guitar, The Pig played the bass & The Cock, loud and lurid, manned the axe and the mic. And so quacked the Quack, "We're lost! Where should we go? Will it be to or will it be throw?" The Ass hee -hawed, "Hee - Haw, I do not know!" The Pig snorted, "Snort, let's find a trough on the quick; I need something to eat or soon I'll start licking the shit off my feet." Then the Cock crowed out, "You dimwitted drolls, you're missing the beat. Being lost is not our problem! It's straight-up sweet! Lets be glad to be lost and neither found nor confined. It's better to be bumbling and losing our way than trapped by convention and minding owner's say. Lets NOT be found, let's be free instead. If we're discovered and directed, we're better off dead. Our doodle-do is decided. Our destination is Nowhere. Nowhere is our goal. Besides, I can kick up some scratch where ever we go" The Ass Ee-ah'ed, "Okee Dokee, we're set. We'll be lost, like in love and in thought and creative peak, not lost like in traffic jams waiting to take a leak." "That's right," Oinked the pig who ate up a worm, "We'll take every exit and welcome each turn." From that time forth The Refugees set off happily enroute, hunting for nothing of the expected, prescribed or suggested. Expectations abandoned, thoughts not of wrong, full of gay and glee; they carried on with a new song. Then in a gast a devil dropped in o'er their heads - he breathed out fire, branded irons and said, "Oh musical minstrels, I know where you should go: Follow this map and it will surely reward you." "What have you in hand?" asked the Cock as he hardened his head. "It's the answer to your questions." The Devil firmly said. "It's a map to a place where all will know your songs, where you can be rich, adorned and do no wrong." The Cock looked closer, and saw that the map clearly read "The Menagerie to Dumbassery." And shouted out-loud, "This is no place for me!" In response the devil howled and roared, "It will save you from this aimless place where your songs have no name. Now, follow it by the number and you will find your fame." So he threw it at the misfits and it burned at their touch. And they all threw it down into a gully or gulch. The devil was pissed, and his flame flickered out. And the band nodded in agreeance and continued enroute. They carried on with a new song. Then a Big White Rat appeared, holding a magic eight ball under his wiry whiskers. He shook the shiny sphere and said, "You're to follow this map! No question, no bickers. It says on my ball that it's certain, it's true. Don't ask again, The Menagerie of Dumbassery is the place for you!" The Ass kicked the rat and The Pig licked his beard. And the band felt stronger and traveled on without fear. They carried on with a new song. All of a sudden a stench wrapped 'round them and grew. The Pig Oinked out, "I know stank but fucking P-U!" The Quack quacked in, "For Stink' sake it's true! I've been pinned up in barnyards and squeaked out a few. But if I know one thing for certain, this smell is FOWL!" The Cock and The Ass smelled it too. They winced, and plugged their noses and then heard a horrible growl. From behind a juniper a Bigfoot appeared. He was as scary in sight as his smell had foretold. He gnashed his terrible teeth, and showed terrible claws, and the band cringed in confusion, in horror and awe. Bigfoot pound his hairy chest and bellowed, "Follow this map, you miserable minstrels. If you don't go to the Menagerie of Dumbassery, then I'll eat you all up, your lips, toes and assholes." The Cock & The Quack looked up in an instance and saw a pack of Eagles flying in from the distance. The Eagles landed in unison and pecked at the Bigfoot. They shat on his fur and fuzzied his vision. The Bigfoot lost his footing and fell down on the path, and the flurry of Eagles laughed and played with the band. "But wait," interrupted the Ass, "What if that Beast, that Monster wakes up? And comes looking, finds and make dinner of us?" The Cock reassured, as he usually did, "We'd smell him coming, make a plan and of him we'd rid." They carried on with a new song. A Fun Machine came spinning and crossed their way. And hooted and hollered at the minstrels, "Hip Pop- Hop Hooray! Take this map! Follow the way! In fact, my little minstrels hop on board, I'll take you there, with potions and poisons and not a worry or care!!" The Quack bobbed his head and asked his band, "Maybe a good idea? Should we take a ride?" But before they could answer, the Fun Machine took a shit and died. They carried on with a new song. Then a bitch and a wolf crossed the lane, and they looked friendly, if a slight bit insane. A trace of foam was still round their mouths, but the minstrels saw the froth was in the shape of a smile. The Bitch spoke up, as she usually did, and the Cock ruffled his feathers in kinship bid, "We're too wise to fight," she said and continued, "Everyone already knows that our bark is worse than our bite. So we've settled on kindness in wicked's wake. But, Be Warned! Dear misfits, don't discount us quick, we both keep our teeth sharp for safety's sake." "Where are you going?" asked the Wolf. "And what do you do?" "We're going Nowhere answered the Cock. "And we've written a song or two." The Pig explained, "But Beasts and Monsters keep getting in our way. And we are defending ourselves both night and day." The Ass snorted out, "T'is true what Pig Said. The Menagerie of Dumbasserie, keeps rearing its head." "We know of this place," said the Bitch, we've left it ourselves. And know for certain it's best avoided, full of bloodsuckers and snails, leeches and witches and trouble galore, if you go there you'll leave with a mountain of sores. So, let us hear these songs," said the Wolf and the Bitch. "Eee- Awlright," said the Ass, scratching an itch. The band played their songs and the moonlight grew brighter. And the sounds of the desert got quiet and quieter. And the Beasts and The Monsters were all held at bay as the music rang out they'd written along the way. "You have no worries no more," said the Bitch and Wolf did summarize, "for what you have here are Lullabies to Paralyze." Do you hear the silence of the evil around us? Your songs have conquered all the vicious and venomous. Neither Beasts nor Monsters can bar your path. Hear now, Misfit Minstrels, your music has freed you at last! You can stay here safely in the land of music and the moon, or travel about freely as long as you play your tunes!" They Carried On with A new song. But all the while, The Ass staid afraid. What would happen, he wondered, if Bigfoot showered and shaved? How would they smell him coming while they were tucked in their beds? And might they wake up, not as musicians but as carcass instead? Soon they forgot, immersed in their song, until a harsh realm came 'round. The stank of the Big, the putrid, the foul, messed with their gig. But The Monster, oh no, rather an old lady they knew not as friend or foe. Approaching The Cock, The Quack, The Ass and The Pig, one whiff enough to rattled their digs. "Why not?" said The Cock, and spoke to hag: "Don't bother real minstrels with a path, we've been through it and t'is fully daft." "Eeeeaaaaaawwwhhphhhht" she puffed and she pissed, her tongue forked but sagged - oh how the 4 gagged. On this tongue's end stuck the sad map, and antacid reflux tossed it upon this hag's lap. Whew the stank from that scroll - traces of Bigfoot, the Rat and the Toad. The creatures appeared and looked weird, exposed as dumbasses unable the 4 to harass. Old lady rose up and swallowed dumbasses whole, scampering off in search of another soul Until she tripped. And she died. Cuz as we said she was old. THE END. THE PLAYERS The Cock: Josh The Quack: Troy the pretty The Ass: Joey The Pig: new guy Appearing as themselves: The Toad: The Eagles: The Bitch: The Wolf: The Devil: The Rat: The Fun Machine: Bigfoot: Queens Of The Stone Age's Friend Space Queens Of The Stone Age has 56548 friends. CELESTTIANI Eric rhortx fuck your scene. Brett Eugene matt Jonathan View All of Queens Of The Stone Age's Friends Queens Of The Stone Age'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 6965 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) James Jan 11, 2006 01:31 PM maybe the best band around. they rock harder than anyone and the front man is ginger, what could be better The Teeth Jan 11, 2006 12:52 PM good work lads :-) if you like new music.. come check us out.. THE TEETH.. you know you wanna Sigga Jan 11, 2006 12:02 PM WHEN YOU COME TO ICELAND YOU WILL GIVE ME TICKETS TO YOU CONSERT :D ;) :P HHH Mitchemus Jan 11, 2006 11:49 AM Ok ok ok.......You guys are the fucking shiznit. I saw yous guys twice and both times yall fuckin blew my mind. Years Ozzfest 2000 and Qotsa and NIN. Everything about you guys I love. Troys slide work is fucking badass. In fact. Can I have Troy's job? I have been playing for 14 years and slide for 6. Trust me I can hadle it. I am just a insane basterdass Texan. FUCK YOU I AM FROM TEXAS!!!!! Oh yeah and I am pretty just like him....but not really.......But I am covered in Hair........... Toby Jan 11, 2006 11:26 AM thanks for the add. love your shit. SAM (",) Jan 11, 2006 10:50 AM You guys are the only good current band! their is no one at the moment releasing albums like you! i would advise every one to go and buy the new DVD it has some of the best live shows on it i have every seen by any band. i love all your work, and hope u continue to amaze the world with your thumping desert groove! sam Hallam Kite Jan 11, 2006 10:22 AM So I've just got the gig as new bassist in Gonga. All of y'all stoned queens and drones alike should take time to visit us at gonga.co.uk and myspace.com/gonga. Its all good clean low end and heavy fun. (I wanna sigh like josh's) Jonathon Jan 11, 2006 10:13 AM Tight musicianship...I love it, and love you for it. I hope you are all doing very well, and hope the tour with NIN was fun. I know I'm one out of a billion, but if you get a chance, holla back. Other Peoples Children OPC Jan 11, 2006 08:41 AM we love queens..... underpants gnome Jan 11, 2006 01:35 AM hey if you dont want gretchen then ill do her. Gretchen Jan 10, 2006 10:29 PM I just want to hump every single one of you! Loves Icy Tomb Jan 10, 2006 09:40 PM hey thanks for the add! queens of the stoneage is <3...haha take care chicken Jan 10, 2006 08:09 PM One of the best shows I ever seen. Dave Jan 10, 2006 07:52 PM You guys fucking rule. Your sound gets better and better with every album that is released. Elgie Jan 10, 2006 06:48 PM Amazing band ♥ The Funky Valentine Jan 10, 2006 06:37 PM JOEY has the to be one of the BEST ROCK DRUMMERS EVER_ KEEP IT ROCKING~! How long did you play for Danzig? Jeffrey Jan 10, 2006 06:23 PM Hey, I saw your Renegade show here in Austin a few months ago. Thanks for coming and playing a free show in a record store! Congradulations Josh on your baby. When are the Desert Sessions being rereleased? elvis edward Jan 10, 2006 06:16 PM Hi and thank you for being a friend we so enjoy your company but i must go now the edwards SpanRockDa&liRollish Jan 10, 2006 06:07 PM Queens of the Stone Age ROCKS!!!!!!!!! Thanks so much for adding me as a friend and rock on! elizabeth Jan 10, 2006 05:21 PM queens of the stone age fuckin upstage ANY band ive ever seen on tour with them!! Keep up the bitchin' work guys!! -stay real -liz THROAT CLUB Jan 10, 2006 04:57 PM www.throat-club.com ... berlin assaultassassin Jan 10, 2006 04:35 PM thanks for adding me!! the first time i saw you guys live was with the Foo Fighters and Tenacious D at the Universal/Gibson Amp. in 2001. good times! bitchslap Jan 10, 2006 04:19 PM hey! thanks for adding us! you guys fucking ROCK!!! come back to australia soon! ;) Becca Jan 10, 2006 03:23 PM Oh yeah, thanks for the add. Kinda forgot that in all the excitement of my last comment to you. Nebula101 Jan 10, 2006 03:15 PM You guys rock, , bring me more music... Bones Sinking Like Stones. Jan 10, 2006 03:00 PM thanks for the accept. holy this took me forever to say. I love you guys. amazingness. please come to winnipeg again. and not just as an openner person. I missed the first time around when you came. Nick Jan 10, 2006 03:00 PM U GUYS FREAKIN ROCK!!! i've got a bunch of ur songs on my ipod. BAMF Jan 10, 2006 02:32 PM thanks for the add guys you've got a monster in your parASOL! Red Mosquito Jan 10, 2006 02:26 PM thanks for the add, mark you are a god Selene Jan 10, 2006 02:18 PM I am just lovin you guys!!! I even went as far to say I am starting to be a devoted fan!! Much love your selene Mike Errico Jan 10, 2006 02:17 PM thanks www.errico.com rock Benjamin Jan 10, 2006 02:13 PM im selling all my qotsa/kyuss records... its a sad day :( it wont be so sad if you all go bid on them... :) cheers heres the link... http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZluxury-monsterQQhtZ-1QQfrppZ50QQfsopZ1QQfsooZ1QQrdZ0? *crys* Loopy lou Jan 10, 2006 02:02 PM I just remembered... You added me, and I never thanked you. well Thankyou :) Seantonamobay Jan 10, 2006 01:54 PM Thanks. I recall Josh standing on a fire hydrant yelling at people at Vine bar sat. Anyway, continue the immaculate rocking. -HEidi- Jan 10, 2006 01:26 PM HALLO ! thanx for the add. =)) now, who's the man behind this ? Pororoca Jan 10, 2006 01:10 PM The Dvd is amazing. It's crazy what you guys have gone through. You're fuckin' tits. Justin Jan 10, 2006 12:34 PM Hey guys cheers for the add U ROCK!! brilliant brilliant music keep it coming:D Andy Roddick Jan 10, 2006 12:23 PM Alright lads, It seems like a lifetime since youve watched me play and for me to watch you. Cheers Thuper Man Jan 10, 2006 12:07 PM A know I am a little late but I bought your DVD today! Sweet Dudes! Keep in coming! NEB Jan 10, 2006 12:03 PM i meant kik in that first comment not kis NEB Jan 10, 2006 12:01 PM when r u guys comeing to ORLANDO!!! i wanna be the first in line to by thos fucking tikets! NEB Jan 10, 2006 11:59 AM your band has really been infuential to my band (sometime next tuesday) i hope you guys come out with another single soon to get people out of this gay rap fad! p.s. your drummer kis sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much ass its not even funny ! Hashmark Jan 10, 2006 11:12 AM Thanks for your add!! by the way- we fucking love your tunes! Keep on doing that... Sigga Jan 10, 2006 10:54 AM WHEN WILL YOU COME TO ICELAND AND PLAY YOUR GOOD MUSIC???? :D LOVR SIGGA ;) The Mean Season Jan 10, 2006 10:53 AM Hey there!! Cheers for the add - keep it sweet :) REBEL RADIO Jan 10, 2006 10:44 AM Q.O.T.S.A KICK SOME SERIOUS BOOTY. CHECK OUT THE COOLEST NEW BAND IN TOWN. WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM Neka Luna Jan 10, 2006 09:21 AM thanx for the add...u guys rock! smartini Jan 10, 2006 09:19 AM hello from Portugal! thanks for the add! ***** bombadell Jan 10, 2006 09:00 AM love it love it love it!!!!! Since the very first time I saw QOTSA in Portugal 2003 I couldn't go a day without listening to their music anymore! Awww I'm sooooooo in Love! Thank you for the add! Pat Riot Jan 10, 2006 08:50 AM YAH.. bitchin dudes.. Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.