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John Nack on Adobe: Pimp My Bridge Skip to blog content Skip to comments Skip to comment form Skip to site navigation Skip to site search John Nack on Adobe blogs.adobe.com About Archives Categories RSS / ATOM Legal The views expressed in this blog are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Adobe Systems Incorporated. Terms of Use Search Search this site: October 17, 2005 Pimp My Bridge As you probably know, Photoshop CS2 and the other Creative Suite apps ship with Adobe Bridge , the browsing and workflow management hub of the Suite. What you may not know is that Bridge has been designed with extensibility in mind. The app's JavaScript extensibility layer enables everything from tiny widgets to services like Adobe Stock Photos . So, I thought it would be useful to link to some resources and examples: The Bridge scripting guide documents the app's JavaScript extensibility layer. You can write and debug these scripts using the ExtendScript toolkit that ships with all the CS2 apps, and you can discuss script development with others on the Bridge scripting forum . Adobe Studio Exchange features a set of Bridge scripts , including Import from Camera . You can of course upload your own scripts to share with community. The Adobe Solutions Network (ASN) offers a variety of Bridge extensions. For various accounting reasons, we can't just give these away (believe me, we've looked into it), but paying ASN developers can incorporate this code into their own scripts, then redistribute them. Peter Krogh's DAMUseful.com (from which I stole the title of this entry) features the Pimp My Bridge page, as well as Peter's Rank and File script for facilitating interoperability with iView Media Pro and other apps. BarredRock Software offers a variety of scripts, including one that offers much-requested extraction of metadata to a spreadsheet. PhotoshopNews.com offers a favorite to display PhotoshopNews in Bridge using the on-board Opera browser engine. Other developers have used this capability to tie Bridge into asset management systems. Jakub Kozniewski offers the Flash-based CS UI builder , a visual way to assemble JavaScript interfaces for Bridge and the other CS2 apps. [via Jeff Tranberry ] I plan to update the list as more examples and resources become available. In the meantime, if you have others to share, please send 'em our way. Posted by John Nack at 05:14 PM on October 17, 2005 ≪ Photoshop brushes are cool and all... Home Excitement at MAX ≫ Comments Eric — 03:05 PM on October 18, 2005 Why no Applescript Guide for Bridge? Applescript is something us mere mortals can master. Javascript? Forget it. I'm a photographer, not a programmer. Please give us an Applescript Guide (and Applescript support if it's not in there). Thanks! John Nack — 03:12 PM on October 18, 2005 Sorry, AppleScript support didn't make the cut for Bridge 1.0. It's a good request, though. FWIW, AppleScript is supported in Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, and other Adobe tools. djl Productions — 07:49 AM on November 08, 2005 So do this mean we can't even run an AppleScript 'do javascript' command to control Bridge in any way? [Yes, that is correct --J.] Josh Wand — 08:18 AM on December 05, 2005 No applescript means no external application integration-- for those of us who do serious workflow automation on OS X (90% of which is done through applescript), this makes Bridge a WHOLE lot less useful. Any ETA for applescript support? I do a lot of integration with Applescript to do communication between Filemaker and PS. I had hoped to do the same with Bridge. Now do I have to tell my client they need to go out and buy everyone in the production department licenses for iView? Add your comments Name: Email: (not displayed) URL: (optional) Remember Me? Yes No Comment: (You may use HTML tags for style.)
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Her body was better than I'd expected: thin waist, thick bones built for the steppes. Her ass was meaty in a good way, her breasts were large, the nipples awkward. In a year, she'd be unfuckable. She tried to put some weird village condom on me with her mouth, the first trick every whore learns. It wouldn't go. It was tight and I was as flaccid as, well, the condom. She tried blowing me again; I got to about a 30 degree angle, but lost it when she tried mouth-applicating the condom. "Let's lie down a minute," I suggested. I was in the mood for voluptuous. I told her she was soft (myagkii) and she got offended. "Soft is what you call a pillow. My flesh is gentle (nezhnii)." After some 20 minutes of determined body and hand pressure, I was able to achieve enough wood. I got on top of her and slowly wriggled my way inside...and nearly blew within seconds. That would have been funny if she was a girl I'd picked up from a bar, but I wanted my money's worth. So I pulled her on top of me and let her ride me while I thought about the horrible TV interview I'd given earlier that afternoon to the Kultura channel, all the embarrassing things I'd said. I yelped once or twice -- she must have thought it was from excitement. The panic helped me last about five minutes, and then the fun 'n' games were over. Zip! Sorry. Afterwards, she admitted she had a child. I'm not sure why she admitted it -- maybe it was too obvious from her breast structure: large nipples, large erasers. "Where's the husband?" I asked. "He left, the bastard." "You don't know where to?" "No. Just left. Doesn't care about feeding the baby, about giving her clothes, medicine. Just left, with no conscience." Welp, I thought, at least he can sleep well knowing he's just produced another whore. I know I will. Issue In #166 20 May 03 (2 years, 7 months old) Also in this Issue Bardak Calendar Paul McCartney... The Five McKartnees... 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