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Thanks. kenese: how do u get ur profile off of private? court: hhow do i edit my myspace? Bill: how do i change the color of the words in my profile Julie: How do you set ur profile to private? Eduardo: how do i decarate my profile? like how can i have BP NET h: i cant see my background Bryanna: How do u make your profile on myspace prive?? like only your friends can see it no one else?? s: s Angela: How do u make your profile private?? annie: I want to put a picture in the "...is in your extended network" but i dont know how C: how do u get ur profile off of private? TheMAC: Wow dude, this really helped me out, great site!! Jodi: You have an awesome website! It helped me so much in pimpin' my myspace lol ;) Thanks and happy new year! brett: i want my myspace to be private Jenna: hey i was just wondering if you know how do add spaces in between paragraphs under the "About me" section of the profile- if you can help me id really appreciate it. Megan: HOW DO I MAKE MY MYSPACE PRIVATE! PLEASE HELP ASAP BEFORE MY RENTS FIND IT! lol. THANKS EVERYONE! MUCH LOVE! laura: how do u change ur age on myspace Levi Blackman: You have to switch your age to 15 or under to make it private. Yes, this makes you seem like a little kid, but I am not really sure why you would want to be on Myspace and yet be private at the same time...but then again, what do I know...heh Sara: hay if anyone needs like who to put backgrounds? i how to paste codes and how to put songs on your proflie or nuthing else just message me or send me at dacegurly@yahoo.com or go on www.myspace.com/showgurlyshowgurly09 well talked to you guys later p.S. if you wont to know more questions about your profile or how to get off private or nuthing else justlet me know alright hillary: how do i change my profile to private? dustin: how do i put my own pics on my myspace whittney: i love danny mic: ok under privacy settings you can no longer make your page private so how do you do it??? Jenna: aaaah! i have a question, but i don't know if i can explain this correctly..... here goes:i'm trying to put an image on my profile, in the about me section.... however, i have text both before the image and after. how do i create a few lines of space between the image and the text? also, how do i create space between just blocks of text? (as in paragraphs) Adrian Flores: I really love cricket soda!!!!!:-) michael: after you switch your age to under 16, it doesnt go auotmatically to private. what do you have to do to make it private?? QueenSheba: You people are dickwads....read the fucking FAQ before asking, yet again, how to change your mother fucking profile to private. GOSH...IDIOTS! Molly: to make the profile private you set your age to 14. then it will be automaticly set to private. www.myspace.com/biancalewis: if anybody knows how to change the borders for the sections on your interests a different color instead of bluecould they message me on myspace and tell me the code or somthingi'm pretty good with getting a basic code for something and changing it to what i want it's just i havn't found any kind of code to change that yetthank youmy url is my name www.Hits.FM: www.FriendsterForum.comwww.FaceBookPhoto.com Andrea: how do i change my profile to private? : Nikki: How do i get my profile OFF private? Shaheed da poster boy: if it ain't purple it ain't popin Levi Blackman: Please see our F.A.Q. to see how to set your profile to private. Thanks! redhdzrhott: how do i make it private? lauren: how do i make it private? nathen: wats up Demira: how do i change my myspace profile to private so that only my friends can see my profile? :) Blythe: Why wont the code from photobucket work with any thing that cricket soda has? am: When i copy and paste the code to the about me section it looks fine, but when i go to view profile it looks like i didnt do anything rochelle: can u make my myspace private when they add me : Are you with the real myspace, like the myspace.com"? Ashli: I've tried about 50 times to redo the colors and tiny cursive font that is on my profile and no matter how many times I try to change it, it won't change. I'm on my last nerve and I would like to know why I can't change it. The cursive is so small that it can't be read and I have been using this cricket soda to redo it and every time it ends up the same stupid cursive letters. Pleas Help Me. ace: how do i get my about me section to be in a line instead of one big paragraph? ace: how do i get my about me section to be in a line instead of one big paragraph? mark: how do i double space my words since i can enter my paragraphs like gena everything is connected Gena: how do i spaced out my jumble work? All my info is stuck together whats the code to space things out? Jen: how do i make my profile private? Michelle: how do i put a big image on my myspace katie v: I like the colors and layout, but how do I change the font size on my comment part of my page? the font and size are very hard to read!! Help!! D a.k.a Mr.Dick: Anthony: Wat up just showin sum luv 2 ya page hit me back p: skaterchiker: hello i need help doing myspace krissy: i don't know what's wrong? but my blog table isn't visible... pls.... help lesley : emily: how do u set oyur mypsace so only people that have a myspace can see it monaxluciouss: can i hide my age on my profile? -!HOW TO MAKE YOUR MYSPACE PRIVATE!-: In order to make your myspace pirvate you must set your age BELOW sixteen years old!! http://www.myspace.com/claris112: how can i set my profile private so that my friends can only see it. melissa: how do u set myspace account to private so only my friends can see my profile mel: how do u set myspace account to private so only my friends can see my profile. Jenny: how do u make ur myspace private so only friends can look at it? katie: how do i make mysapce private so you have to be my friend to look at it? BRIANAH: i luv myspace.com jessica: i luv myspace.com if u havent signed up for a myspace u need to because its awesome and when u do go to myspace.com look for jessicas myspace and please put me as ur friend!!! yours truley jessica!!! Laura: How do you make text bigger? I just want to make one word bigger.. not change the font or do anything crazy! I can't figure it out! chinta: i neeed my backgroung on my page to be a fucking coulor terd face!!!! JAckie : ahh i am so frustrated... i added pictures to my page and now my page is extremely wide... can anyone help me? JAckie : ahh i am so frustrated... i added pictures to my page and now my page is extremely wide... can anyone help me? martin: zar: how do i change my age? angelo: sina olet paska pa... and im finished josh wehking: hey I just made a band page but people can't add my music to their profile as backgroud music. I have my music set to be able to add but it won't do it.I can't even add my own music to my normal myspace. do yall know what is wrong anthony: hiiiiii!!! lia: is there a way i can change where it says stuff like 'about me'? cuz ive seen peoples myspaces where instead of saying 'heroes' or sumthing like that it says 'signs' and i wanna be able to do that. or at least change the color of it. emily: i tried the picture thing but they wont show up. i did it right but mabey its just me or my computer.but thanks for everything else!& how do you get the scrolling pictures e-mail me llbananapancakes@yahoo.com lucky: How do u get backgrounds on myspace.com? Joey: how do i get rid of my profile being private? Ekram: Does any 1 no how to change the color of yuor myspace words? Ekram: Does any 1 no how to change the clor of yuor myspace words? Ekram: Does any 1 no how to change the clor of yuor myspace words? Ekram: Does any 1 no how to change the clor of yuor myspace words? angel : kmi: can u help me I don't know how to make my myspace private sincerekatrina@yahoo.com: i tried to put a background in and i think i messed it up?? PLEASE HELP ME !!! mari-moe: i dont know how to edit a blurb or change my band profile im not in a band michelle: idiots Becca: How do I insert my backgrounds..I can not figure it out!!!!! david: how do you make ur profile private DRKISSES: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey brittany: your site is extremely helpful, but i was wondering if you could tell me how i can load my OWN videos onto my myspace, like is there a website that does like video hosting, like theres image hosting and all that stuff, but i can't seem to find one for video hosting. JOCELYN: ok YES it works if you change your age but is there any way you can hide your age!? im 18 i dont want ppl thinking im 14!!!!! email me back please xlil_kittenx@hotmail.com cuz i probably wont find this site again... peace Megan M.: ok i was trying to add some new qiizzes to my profile so i put the codes in and clicked preview, then all i saw were the codes! like none of the pictures, almost like none of the html was really working. i tried clearing that whole section that i messed up, but i cant put anything in my profile anymore without it just showing the codes! i cant even put my layout back in! hellpp pllllzzzz ♥ Megan ♥ nikko: give me cakes <- Return to The CricketSoda MySpace Editor The CricketSoda MySpace Profile Editor is brought to you by CricketSoda.com And the CricketSoda Media Team
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Exquisite Corpse - A Journal of Letters and Life Dirk the Lech by Pete Sniegowski From Losers: A Collection of Short Stories Admitted depravity is one thing, the other is pathos, sweet and true as honey. He liked the idea of lechery, the whole idea of it. I suppose we all have our own definition of lechery. Dirk's head was full of Sci-Fi comic book heroines with giant breasts and tear-drop asses. It was also full of far too much live KISS footage and Bad Company songs. But it went well beyond that. He wrote on his pants--spasmodic phrases--things like, BROWN, PETRIFIED RAGE!!, REMEMBER THE ORANGE GLOW!!, FURIOUS SPHOOG TUNES!! I saw him last Tuesday, patching his canoe in the front yard. He'd smeared grass clippings into the resin by accident. The fiberglass wasn't staying down. It went wherever his trowel (a stick) went. And he was saying to me, "When I get older I'll be one of those guys on the front porch yelling at kids and hooting at the chicks going by." "Leaning forward on your cane." "Right." "With shit in your diaper." "Hey!" he said with mock ferocity. "Leave my dreams alone." Resin-impregnated fiberglass strands wafted against his leg. "Dreams like the Norsky whore?" "She wasn't a whore!" But I could see that she was. In a non-violent way, Dirk considered all women to be saucy little hookers of one type or another. The ones who denied it were simply frigid, saucy little hookers, who lied to themselves, and everybody else. Usually, listening to other guys talk about sexual exploits turns my stomach slowly. Not to be prudish or anything, because I don't give a damn what they do to each other as long as there's consent and I'm not a part of it. It's just that Dirk's eyes would bulge, and he'd get this weird tick where he'd stretch his neck and look at you like a fish in a fist when he really got going on the topic of a woman's ass. Which comes back to the story of the Norsky Whore, who is, technically, not a whore. If I remember it right, she spoke four languages and, according to Dirk, had one beatific ass. Anyway, Dirk was on his way to Eastern Europe, via Amsterdam. After the airport, at the train station, he stowed his ever precious, life encompassing duffle in a locker. Within one day Dirk would turn 30. He had some half-psychotic notion that he needed to "fuck a whore" before he turned 30, because after he turned 30 he had vowed to become the son that his mother always wanted, not the irresponsible megalomaniac that he was. And fucking a whore on the day before his 30th birthday was going be the gateway of sin through which he would pass as he cleansed himself, in Amsterdam. Europe's own sin city. It seems that Dirk had reached a cross roads. And as usual, he followed the road of the misguided, mildly evil miscreant. He rationalized his plan with the knowledge that Kerouac would on occasion seek out a prostitute, which, according to Dirk, meant that he was in good company. Back to Dirk loading his duffle into a train station locker--I will give him this: Dirk was pure enough of character to know that he was a loser, simple and straight forward. Not only that, but he hated himself for it and simultaneously loved every minute of the entire, explosively hilarious paradox. I'll grant you he's twisted. But it's as true a twist as you'll ever see. Anyway, enough lionizing the loser. In scuffed, clownish boots and torn, written on clothes he headed off to a "coffee shop" to smoke some coffee. But Dirk forgot something about himself--he's a tight-wad mother fucker. And he blew a fair amount on "coffee." Which left him with only 15 bucks in his pocket (he didn't even consider trying to get more cash as this trip was "budgeted"). After ogling ass all over the street for an hour, he finally honed in on one woman in particular. Although this was not part of the story as he related it, I imagine his neck was stretched to full extension as he gaped at her boobs from the back corner of his left eye and offered her the fifteen bucks hoping she'd suck him off cut rate. No deal. Now things began to look grim--it seemed Dirk would not get to "bang his strumpet" before he turned thirty. Having set this goal for himself, and seeing it so clearly as the only way to go, he faced the stark reality of his loserdom. To fail in this matter would be bad for his future. The ramifications of failure would reverberate throughout the rest of his life. But he was a loser anyway, so he turned and followed the flow (which quickly became a line) of stoop-shouldered chicken chokers into a large grey building with girls dancing in the windows. As he and his horny, frog-eyed compatriots shuffled through dank, sound-dampened corridors, young women (possibly girls) reached out to them, beckoned them. Dirk shuffled faster. Somewhere along the line there he decided that all he really wanted to do was drool over some hot stripper while he smacked his monkey against a pole. Which was all he could afford, anyway. It was a resolution of sorts. He found his booth. You know what it smelled like, and if you don't so much the better for you. There wasn't much room. Over in the corner sat a chair with a small table by it. On the table sat a box of tissues, under it, a wastebasket. He turned to the control panel on the wall and saw that there were names next to buttons: Jackie, Lola, Sophia, etc... You get the picture. Now, Dirk was never big on doing things the way they were supposed to be done, nor was he big on patience. So, he had a look at the instructions, decided they were far too complicated and dumped a few guilder into the machine. He paused and pressed Lola because Jackie sounded a bit dikey to him and Sophia reminded him of Sophia Loren. He did not want to see Sophia Loren naked. Most of us might wait for at least a minute before we proceeded with further measures. After all, you're 3,000 miles from home, in a foreign country, wedged into a cum stained porno booth. You don't know how things operate in this neck of the woods. So you wait. Not Dirk. He says he waited a while, and, in his manic state, I expect it seemed like that at the time. I figure he waited about ten to fifteen seconds. Whereupon he pressed another button and held it for a second. Again, there was no immediate gratification. So he dumped all his money into the machine and spread his hand across all the buttons, pushing them all two or three times. Within moments a displeased looking woman in a loose robe walked into the room on the other side of the glass from Dirk. I won't subject you to the lascivious details as they were related to me. Suffice to say that he didn't look her in the face for quite some time. The stripper tried three or four different languages. Possibly because Dirk always looks like a refugee, possibly just to humble him. Either way, you gotta like it. Finally, she landed on English and demanded, "Have you ever done this before?" And here comes Dirk's second big mistake. "Yeah. Sure," he said. He earned no points with that response. Instead he gave the impression of arrogance hiding ignorance. Which doesn't get you anywhere with a stripper who's behind an inch of Plexiglas. The woman tried to explain to Dirk where to put the money and how much one thing or another cost. "You want full nude show--so much. You want masturbation--so much," and so on. Dirk wasn't paying attention. He was watching her robe fall open ever so slightly as she made her explanations--his neck stretched and twitching the whole time. He looked up at her through a haze of testosterone. "I put all my money in the machine." He pointed to the lit up buttons. The woman began to lose patience. Dirk pressed on. "I put fifteen guilder in, which entitles me to a pussy show." From there it broke into full argument. She wasn't budging and Dirk was about to lose it. Within seconds he would lose the rest of his money and get nothing, no whore to fuck before he turned 30, no pussy show, nothing. He could not face the wretched truth of it all. He argued like a fanatic. "I paid fifteen guilder to that machine. Look, right on the front there--it says fifteen guilder. Now lets have a show! Goddamnit!" That was all the woman needed to hear. She stood up straight, pulled her robe tight and left. Dirk remained in the booth for a second, then it came to him: pure failure--simple, mammoth and flat. He fled the scene quickly, which really should be the end of the story, but this is Dirk, so let's continue. He gets back to the train station and sees that his locker is open and everything is gone. He freaks. He makes his distress audible. "Oh! Oh! Oh! All my shit!" People begin to stare. He ignores them and tears off looking for the attendant. He finds the attendant talking to some older, quiet folks. No time for that. "Some mother fucker stole my shit!" He blurted. "I went... I was gone for a while and now my shit is gone! Some son-of-a-bitch..." He dragged the attendant to his locker. "You are sure this is your locker?" The attendant asked. "Of course it's my fucking locker! I'm not fucking stupid." It wasn't his locker. His was the next one to the right. After that Dirk got on the train for Eastern Europe and turned thirty the next day. He's still out there, victimizing the unsuspecting. Once, on a bleak stretch of I-80 in southern Wyoming I tried to kill him in my pick-up truck--ready and willing to sacrifice my truck and my own life if necessary. Anything to get the job done. Totaled the truck, but we both walked away with little loss of blood. No luck. Two days later he was found screaming at a seven-year-old girl who had allowed her pet bunny to get into his yard. He told her she didn't deserve a bunny if she couldn't control it. The girl was mildly retarded. She wouldn't stop crying for three days. When the mother came over later that day to exact an apology from Dirk, he refused. When things became heated, he screamed at the girl again, and in all likelihood caused permanent damage to her psyche. He hasn't apologized to this day. Last I heard, he fell for some girl in her late teens. They both decided that she didn't need the medicine the psychiatrists had prescribed and headed West in a dusty green '73 Fury station wagon. ©1999-2004 Exquisite Corpse. Site design by Compulsive Creations .
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? Thomas' Image Help V1 (reborn, mix2, BETA) Menu Myspace Editor Thomas' Image Help Help Forum Links Comming Soon... Content Generator Thomas' Image Help V1 (reborn, mix2, BETA) Welcome to Thomas' Image Help! Here I'll help you add images to websites, forums, profiles and other pages on the net. Much thanks to ImageShack for hosting the images! They're great. Please Donate to ImageShack to keep this valuable resource alive! This is a BETA version. It's V1 [July sixteenth, 2005:197:15:01:30] Upload your pictures If you would like to upload your own photos, please start here. Just hit "browse", find the picture you want to upload, then click "upload". A window will pop up with several codes, we'll call that the "Code Page". I'll explain how to use those codes below. Backgrounds If you're planning on using the image as a background in Thomas' Myspace Editor, Copy (ctrl-c) The "DIRECT link to image" from the code page, and paste (ctrl-v) that code into the "background image URL" section of Thomas' Myspace Editor. Thumbnails If you want to show a regular image in a page, not as a background, try the "Thumbnails for websites" code. It will make a thumbnail of the picture that people can click on to see the full image. The thumbnail is a good size, so it won't take up the whole page. People can rate the picture too, after they see the full size version. Note that the "Thumbnails for websites" code will only work in places that allow HTML, like Myspace and many other profile sites. Some forums don't allow HTML, but do accept a special code for posting pictures. If you're posting on such a forum, try using one of the "Forum" codes. The picture will show up in the same place that the code is pasted. Sharing If you just want to show the picture to friends over email or Instant Message, I suggest using the "Show image to friends" code. From there, people will be able to see the full picture, download it and even rate it. In codes In almost all image-related codes, you'll need to use the URL (aka address, src or link) of the image in the code. If you want to use your image in a code like that, you definately need to use the "DIRECT link to image" code. Happy? Many people have trouble posting images. If you WERE one of those people, but not anymore, I'm glad to have helped! Please help me to help other people! I would really appreciate it if you would put one of the following codes in your profile to help spread the word about Thomas' Image Help. On a profile or website: Learn to post images with <A href="http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/imagehelp.htm" target="_blank">Thomas' Image Help</A>! Email or IM: http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/imagehelp.htm On a Forum: [URL]http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/imagehelp.htm[/URL]
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