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Changement de Robe (themepost) uploaded by Shane69 [ view full ] Contest Directions This is a themed contest, please do not edit the themepost. They say there's nothing new in fashion and it's true.. styles constantly repeat themselves. Even today's hip-hop style has been done before. Saggy pants? Done in 16th century France during the 'sansbelt' period. Heavy gold and diamond jewelry? The Spanish conquistadors were there first. Doo rags?, hats on sideways? Pirates have been there, done that. Heck, I bet even the old carriages had spinners on their wheels. The rules of this contest are thus: show us today's big bling, hip culture as seen thru the eyes of yesteryear's classic artists. Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the guidelines please, be careful to avoid using cliches . You have 48 hours to submit so make them sparkle! Special thanks to Shane69 for the great themepost! ====================== New to Worth1000? Have a question? Be sure to visit here. Adobe Photoshop Ads Contest Entries view small thumbnails Page 1 2 3 4 5 - View All Please view full. Baigneuse from the Hood by Hyperborean view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 7 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.763 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Botticelli's "Portrait of a young man" taken away and given a good pimping. This was the height of fashion in 1480...honest! Yellow Pimpernel by thredder view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 7 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.355 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- I know it's a lot to ask...but please, please compare the Original Leighton and check the sources , with the Full View , or you'll miss the little stuff like her phone, and the new Gucci pattern on her dress. Pretty please? With sugar on top? Leighton...Pimped by TheCrimsonKing view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 21 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.23 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- LaShawnda fancied Tommy-Tom's riches over her cruel and middle class husband Ricardo. But circumstances would soon change... Original Sources VanityArroganceEnvy by thevermin23 view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 8 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.918 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- "Goddess on the mountain top Burning like a silver flame The summit of beauty and love And Venus was her name" Source: www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bouguereau/venus.jpg Modern Venus by artmagi view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.831 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- The "Lady", is my grandaughter. I found the image by Monet, and replaced his lady, with my modern lady. Here's a link to the original image. http://www.1artclub.com/photo.php?image=/uploads/23-0006.jpg Lady with a Parasol, by Monet by cakeladybarb view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.692 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- ! Altoviti by ayoksus view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 5 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.692 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Source: http://www.artrenewal.org/images/artists/b/Bouguereau_William/Avant_le_bain.jpg Today's Girl by MA1947 view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 5 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.684 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Edward Hopper Pimp Stylee! My first entry on Worth1000.com. Hope you guys like it! It was fun making this! Pimped Hopper by skabaas view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 7 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.62 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- My first submission so please be as gentle as you can Mona in a gangsta stylee Gangsta Mona by chimpy view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 5 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.562 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Lots of fun!! source Sistine Pimped by Orpheusa12 view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.357 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- With diamond studs in his ear and nose, and a backwards cap, Gauguin looks more up-to-date. Original is at http://www.artchive.com. Paul Gauguin's self-portrait, "Portrait de l'artiste" Portrait of Gauguin by hilltowngal view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 1 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.292 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- please tell me what you think so I can get better. thanks. Compare with source compression kills, and all that jazz. Punker Chick of Urbino by ThereIsOnlyZuul view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.278 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- original Lady by tranciple view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 6 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.278 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- curiously entitled 'flirtingfull' by Vermeer with additions of Beyonces' hair and other must-have items! (original to be found under flirtingfull.jpg on google images.) ye olde bling by deborahferaz view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 6 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.164 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Since we're talking about the classics, I wanted to keep it simple. Please suggest improvements. Tattoo You by pgallini view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.126 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Did my best to make everything look like it belongs in the painting. ThugLuv by Ddallas view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 1 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.125 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Napoleon by Wizdom view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 3 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.123 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- This took a while to do. Fun as heck though. Original: http://ladyeve3.tripod.com/paintings/bouguereauBirthofVenus.jpg venus by my79spirit view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.104 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- I did this last night - it's my first ever entry! I could do better but i'm pretty pleased for a first go! Pimp my fresco by paperlily view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 7 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.079 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- i love you honey altdorfe by lbokel view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 1 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.909 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Thanks for voting. David by buckshotnc view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.905 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- No matter the age or era, clothing or accessories fishing is still the most popular sport in the world. "Young Girl Going to the Spring" 1885. William Bouguereau Sources: artrenewal. The Catch by EyEars ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.877 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- source MRS SMITH by Paulabruann ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 3 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.631 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Hope you enjoy. Please comment. Mona Lisa by Iolo123 view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.538 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- the guitar player by Johannes Vermeer (1632-1675) original= http://www.artrenewal.com/asp/database/image.asp?id=12792 the electric guitar player by photomodz view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.537 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Allegory-Of-The-Faith by MarshAngel ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 1 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.51 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Tench Francis Pimpin Tench by spectralrealms ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 1 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.447 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Doctor Hals I presume! 1624 REVISITED by WizFromOz ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.345 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- if he painted a spoilt indian brat lol east+ west by diva38 ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 3 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.306 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- yeah, it sucks a bunch, but it was just a funny concept... No one ever believed me when I told them Christopher was a thugish rugish gangsta cripstafa columbus by dgbtea view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.204 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- I couldn't really think of anything great for this contest. Creation of Adam by jessicabug ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 1 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.182 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- I know its not the greatest, but I am a beginner. Hopefully they will get better. I thought this would be a good contest to start with. updated woman by greenwing ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 3 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 4.078 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- This was fun & lots of work too! Just the t-shirt & pants are 4 layers each,& a lot of blending. View it full please. Original here David Klubber by djgroovy ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 3.935 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- 1ST ENTRY PIMPED DAVID by JSIERRA ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 3 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 3.801 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Da Monet-G show by fstopopen ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 3 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 3.795 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- "What?...Nobody told me about the dresscode! Coudn't know Da Vinci shows up!!" Very first entry Haters by Brummithedrunken ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 1 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 3.751 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- I thought a pearl would be appropriate for a woman coming out of an oyster shell. Because of the position in the painting I had to use just a portion of the original. Here's the source I used. I didn't know if fine art can count as obscene to be modded out. Sorry if it is. Belly Ring by ankhnmer ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 5 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 3.746 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- first time pimpin a ren, I really like how the wrist came out. Please be nice in comments pimpinren by outofi ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 8 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 3.597 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- ok I would just like to give credit to all the websites I used images from. http://www.jimloy.com/arts/renoir05.jpg the main picture. http://comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/co/converse-cons-a-s-trainer-ox.jpg the converse. http://www.jewelryshopping.com/~comp67263/63492544.jpg the earring. http://www.smartbargains.com/images/product/106827/1068275093_LG.jpg the sunglasses. http://store.uncommonmotorcycles.com/media/occ/ladies-flame-blk-side.jpg the jacket. Pimped out Ren by theimpetus369 ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 3.496 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Girl with a pearl nose ring. Please give me advice on how to improve - a little harsh is ok. (hat came from http://www.mosaicyarnstudio.com/images/Striped%20Crochet%20Beanie.JPG) pearlnosering by Pineappleupsidedown ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 3 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 3.459 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- you know what all beginners say, this is fun with cloning. All images are from www.morguefile.com statue pimped by fauntimes ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 1 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 2.934 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Page 1 2 3 4 5 - View All -- home - register - login - contests - library - galleries - tutorials - toys - community - help help - guidelines - terms of service - privacy - claims - contact - ^top Currently Browsing : 1911 guests 1104 members 43 jurors 7 admins | Lots of visitors today 1999-2006, Worth1000, LLC. All rights reserved. Page generated at 1/11/2006 5:34:22 PM in 0.078 seconds. Ads: Photoshop Tutorials | php dating software
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Dumbrella Boards :: View topic - Diesel Sweeties Myspace background FAQ Search Memberlist Usergroups Register Profile Log in to check your private messages Log in Diesel Sweeties Myspace background Dumbrella Boards Forum Index - Diesel Sweeties View previous topic :: View next topic Author Message bigminh Joined: 23 Jul 2005 Posts: 3 Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:20 am Post subject: Diesel Sweeties Myspace background Heyo, ummm...just wondering, does anyone either have a myspace background that is diesel sweeties esque, or could anyone perhaps instruct a young person on how to construct one? Back to top rstevens Site Admin Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 242 Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: what constitutes a good myspace background? _________________ WILL LARP FOR MEAD Back to top saskrotch Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 48 Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:04 pm Post subject: come on man dont put a backround image on your myspace page all barely able to read anything cause you cant figure out what color font to put over it all the same thing repeating over and over all looking like a douche Back to top Stop Shooting Your Lunch Party Member Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 144 Location: greater boston area Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:06 pm Post subject: the DS background consists of one 5x5 pixel .gif i believe, just do that one. if anyone notices that it is the DS background, then they are 1337. _________________ call 1-800-222-1222 if you know what is good for you. Back to top Anatasia! Party Member Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 245 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:10 am Post subject: rstevens wrote: what constitutes a good myspace background? Hey man I didn't see him say anything about good. Back to top rstevens Site Admin Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 242 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:17 am Post subject: Good point. Is it just me or does "Anatasia!" sound like the title of a musical? _________________ WILL LARP FOR MEAD Back to top Anatasia! Party Member Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 245 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:33 am Post subject: Well there is Fantasia which is kind of a musical. Not the singing kind. And there is Anastasia which I don't remember if that is or not... uh... you could write one. Or we could collaborate on it. I do have some tight rhymes up my sleeve, you know. Back to top trollstormur Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 35 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:43 am Post subject: it does seem like a lot of musicals are just one word with an exclamation point... like Oklahoma! Anatasia! could be the heart-warming story of a water-sports enthusaist who is caught in world war three while vacationing in beliz. Back to top Anatasia! Party Member Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 245 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:04 am Post subject: oh man I don't even like watersports. How about like pizza enthusiast, or couch enthusiast? Back to top bigminh Joined: 23 Jul 2005 Posts: 3 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:09 am Post subject: bleh well this was my final solution, probably one of the more classy backgrounds I've seen, (not to toot my own horn or anything) www.myspace.com/bwoo Back to top lox Party Member Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 368 Location: austin w3rd Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:29 am Post subject: Hideous. Back to top oball Party Member Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 207 Location: Australia Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:14 am Post subject: saskrotch wrote: all looking like a douche _________________ They used to call me Tricky Kid I live the life they wish they did Back to top yumitree Party Member Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 245 Location: whatever, homo Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:50 am Post subject: Re: bleh bigminh wrote: well this was my final solution, probably one of the more classy backgrounds I've seen, (not to toot my own horn or anything) www.myspace.com/bwoo oh man. that is fucking ugly, dude. _________________ love, skott buy polar Back to top rstevens Site Admin Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 242 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject: Guys, it's his MYSPACE page. Cut some slack. _________________ WILL LARP FOR MEAD Back to top koncise Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 57 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:17 pm Post subject: allow me to rephrase that: its very busy. very very busy. like new york subway car #3 busy on a Monday morning of the new fiscal year.... busy. 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www.myspace.com/queensofthestoneage MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup Queens Of The Stone Age Rock / Alternative "Lullabies To Paralyze - In Stores Now!" United States Profile Views: 424822 Last Login: 01/09/2006 View more pics Contacting Queens Of The Stone Age MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/queensofthestoneage Queens Of The Stone Age General Info Member Since February 21, 2005 Band Website qotsa.com Band Members Josh Homme - Vocals/Guitars Troy Van Leeuwan - Guitar/Bass Joey Castillo - Drums Alain Johannes - Bass/Guitar Natasha Shneider - Keys Mark Lanegan - Guest Vocals Sounds Like Watch the Video for Feel Good Hit of the Summer Go With the Flow In My Head Little Sister Monsters in the Parasol No One Knows Someone's In the Wolf The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret Burn the Witch Record Label Interscope Records Type of Label Major Queens Of The Stone Age's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] QOTSA perform on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno TONIGHT ( view more ) Over The Years And Through The Woods invading a formerly peaceful location near you! ( view more ) DVD Pre-Order ( view more ) New DVD! ( view more ) Be a part of the Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Queens Of The Stone Age So... it once happened, in The Magical Land of Music and Moon, that 4 mistreated animals, each hummed lonesome tunes. The animals loved the land under the moon, but were held captive by their owners, facing certain extinction and doom. Then in one common moment and in houses all separate, a turn for the truly bizarre did happen. A Cock, A Quack, An Ass and A Pig all were, at once, kicked out of their digs. Left to fend for themselves and somehow survive, a story unfolded of fantastical size. In the hind site of things, it's easily said, their exile was a blessing, not a curse instead. For they knew from the onset that abandon's bereft and banishment's bitter, still the 4 misfit minstrels had always longed for something better. The Cock kicked out of his warm hay strewn lair because he was obstinate and nasty and no longer welcome there. The Quack, it was said, was born with a wrong colored head: mistaken for female, not mallard instead. The Ass's knees always trembled and he could bare no load, so he was soon to be killed, eaten or sold. The pig was a pig and ate up all the food. His hungry owners put their foot down, "This Pig is No Good!" Outcast and isolated, they happened upon each other on a long windy road. All decided they could make pace quicker if together, not alone. And so they banded together, brothered and bound, and by surprise they discovered they could all make one sound! The Ass beat the drums, The Quack plucked the Guitar, The Pig played the bass & The Cock, loud and lurid, manned the axe and the mic. And so quacked the Quack, "We're lost! Where should we go? Will it be to or will it be throw?" The Ass hee -hawed, "Hee - Haw, I do not know!" The Pig snorted, "Snort, let's find a trough on the quick; I need something to eat or soon I'll start licking the shit off my feet." Then the Cock crowed out, "You dimwitted drolls, you're missing the beat. Being lost is not our problem! It's straight-up sweet! Lets be glad to be lost and neither found nor confined. It's better to be bumbling and losing our way than trapped by convention and minding owner's say. Lets NOT be found, let's be free instead. If we're discovered and directed, we're better off dead. Our doodle-do is decided. Our destination is Nowhere. Nowhere is our goal. Besides, I can kick up some scratch where ever we go" The Ass Ee-ah'ed, "Okee Dokee, we're set. We'll be lost, like in love and in thought and creative peak, not lost like in traffic jams waiting to take a leak." "That's right," Oinked the pig who ate up a worm, "We'll take every exit and welcome each turn." From that time forth The Refugees set off happily enroute, hunting for nothing of the expected, prescribed or suggested. Expectations abandoned, thoughts not of wrong, full of gay and glee; they carried on with a new song. Then in a gast a devil dropped in o'er their heads - he breathed out fire, branded irons and said, "Oh musical minstrels, I know where you should go: Follow this map and it will surely reward you." "What have you in hand?" asked the Cock as he hardened his head. "It's the answer to your questions." The Devil firmly said. "It's a map to a place where all will know your songs, where you can be rich, adorned and do no wrong." The Cock looked closer, and saw that the map clearly read "The Menagerie to Dumbassery." And shouted out-loud, "This is no place for me!" In response the devil howled and roared, "It will save you from this aimless place where your songs have no name. Now, follow it by the number and you will find your fame." So he threw it at the misfits and it burned at their touch. And they all threw it down into a gully or gulch. The devil was pissed, and his flame flickered out. And the band nodded in agreeance and continued enroute. They carried on with a new song. Then a Big White Rat appeared, holding a magic eight ball under his wiry whiskers. He shook the shiny sphere and said, "You're to follow this map! No question, no bickers. It says on my ball that it's certain, it's true. Don't ask again, The Menagerie of Dumbassery is the place for you!" The Ass kicked the rat and The Pig licked his beard. And the band felt stronger and traveled on without fear. They carried on with a new song. All of a sudden a stench wrapped 'round them and grew. The Pig Oinked out, "I know stank but fucking P-U!" The Quack quacked in, "For Stink' sake it's true! I've been pinned up in barnyards and squeaked out a few. But if I know one thing for certain, this smell is FOWL!" The Cock and The Ass smelled it too. They winced, and plugged their noses and then heard a horrible growl. From behind a juniper a Bigfoot appeared. He was as scary in sight as his smell had foretold. He gnashed his terrible teeth, and showed terrible claws, and the band cringed in confusion, in horror and awe. Bigfoot pound his hairy chest and bellowed, "Follow this map, you miserable minstrels. If you don't go to the Menagerie of Dumbassery, then I'll eat you all up, your lips, toes and assholes." The Cock & The Quack looked up in an instance and saw a pack of Eagles flying in from the distance. The Eagles landed in unison and pecked at the Bigfoot. They shat on his fur and fuzzied his vision. The Bigfoot lost his footing and fell down on the path, and the flurry of Eagles laughed and played with the band. "But wait," interrupted the Ass, "What if that Beast, that Monster wakes up? And comes looking, finds and make dinner of us?" The Cock reassured, as he usually did, "We'd smell him coming, make a plan and of him we'd rid." They carried on with a new song. A Fun Machine came spinning and crossed their way. And hooted and hollered at the minstrels, "Hip Pop- Hop Hooray! Take this map! Follow the way! In fact, my little minstrels hop on board, I'll take you there, with potions and poisons and not a worry or care!!" The Quack bobbed his head and asked his band, "Maybe a good idea? Should we take a ride?" But before they could answer, the Fun Machine took a shit and died. They carried on with a new song. Then a bitch and a wolf crossed the lane, and they looked friendly, if a slight bit insane. A trace of foam was still round their mouths, but the minstrels saw the froth was in the shape of a smile. The Bitch spoke up, as she usually did, and the Cock ruffled his feathers in kinship bid, "We're too wise to fight," she said and continued, "Everyone already knows that our bark is worse than our bite. So we've settled on kindness in wicked's wake. But, Be Warned! Dear misfits, don't discount us quick, we both keep our teeth sharp for safety's sake." "Where are you going?" asked the Wolf. "And what do you do?" "We're going Nowhere answered the Cock. "And we've written a song or two." The Pig explained, "But Beasts and Monsters keep getting in our way. And we are defending ourselves both night and day." The Ass snorted out, "T'is true what Pig Said. The Menagerie of Dumbasserie, keeps rearing its head." "We know of this place," said the Bitch, we've left it ourselves. And know for certain it's best avoided, full of bloodsuckers and snails, leeches and witches and trouble galore, if you go there you'll leave with a mountain of sores. So, let us hear these songs," said the Wolf and the Bitch. "Eee- Awlright," said the Ass, scratching an itch. The band played their songs and the moonlight grew brighter. And the sounds of the desert got quiet and quieter. And the Beasts and The Monsters were all held at bay as the music rang out they'd written along the way. "You have no worries no more," said the Bitch and Wolf did summarize, "for what you have here are Lullabies to Paralyze." Do you hear the silence of the evil around us? Your songs have conquered all the vicious and venomous. Neither Beasts nor Monsters can bar your path. Hear now, Misfit Minstrels, your music has freed you at last! You can stay here safely in the land of music and the moon, or travel about freely as long as you play your tunes!" They Carried On with A new song. But all the while, The Ass staid afraid. What would happen, he wondered, if Bigfoot showered and shaved? How would they smell him coming while they were tucked in their beds? And might they wake up, not as musicians but as carcass instead? Soon they forgot, immersed in their song, until a harsh realm came 'round. The stank of the Big, the putrid, the foul, messed with their gig. But The Monster, oh no, rather an old lady they knew not as friend or foe. Approaching The Cock, The Quack, The Ass and The Pig, one whiff enough to rattled their digs. "Why not?" said The Cock, and spoke to hag: "Don't bother real minstrels with a path, we've been through it and t'is fully daft." "Eeeeaaaaaawwwhhphhhht" she puffed and she pissed, her tongue forked but sagged - oh how the 4 gagged. On this tongue's end stuck the sad map, and antacid reflux tossed it upon this hag's lap. Whew the stank from that scroll - traces of Bigfoot, the Rat and the Toad. The creatures appeared and looked weird, exposed as dumbasses unable the 4 to harass. Old lady rose up and swallowed dumbasses whole, scampering off in search of another soul Until she tripped. And she died. Cuz as we said she was old. THE END. THE PLAYERS The Cock: Josh The Quack: Troy the pretty The Ass: Joey The Pig: new guy Appearing as themselves: The Toad: The Eagles: The Bitch: The Wolf: The Devil: The Rat: The Fun Machine: Bigfoot: Queens Of The Stone Age's Friend Space Queens Of The Stone Age has 56548 friends. CELESTTIANI Eric rhortx fuck your scene. Brett Eugene matt Jonathan View All of Queens Of The Stone Age's Friends Queens Of The Stone Age'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 6965 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) James Jan 11, 2006 01:31 PM maybe the best band around. they rock harder than anyone and the front man is ginger, what could be better The Teeth Jan 11, 2006 12:52 PM good work lads :-) if you like new music.. come check us out.. THE TEETH.. you know you wanna Sigga Jan 11, 2006 12:02 PM WHEN YOU COME TO ICELAND YOU WILL GIVE ME TICKETS TO YOU CONSERT :D ;) :P HHH Mitchemus Jan 11, 2006 11:49 AM Ok ok ok.......You guys are the fucking shiznit. I saw yous guys twice and both times yall fuckin blew my mind. Years Ozzfest 2000 and Qotsa and NIN. Everything about you guys I love. Troys slide work is fucking badass. In fact. Can I have Troy's job? I have been playing for 14 years and slide for 6. Trust me I can hadle it. I am just a insane basterdass Texan. FUCK YOU I AM FROM TEXAS!!!!! Oh yeah and I am pretty just like him....but not really.......But I am covered in Hair........... Toby Jan 11, 2006 11:26 AM thanks for the add. love your shit. SAM (",) Jan 11, 2006 10:50 AM You guys are the only good current band! their is no one at the moment releasing albums like you! i would advise every one to go and buy the new DVD it has some of the best live shows on it i have every seen by any band. i love all your work, and hope u continue to amaze the world with your thumping desert groove! sam Hallam Kite Jan 11, 2006 10:22 AM So I've just got the gig as new bassist in Gonga. All of y'all stoned queens and drones alike should take time to visit us at gonga.co.uk and myspace.com/gonga. Its all good clean low end and heavy fun. (I wanna sigh like josh's) Jonathon Jan 11, 2006 10:13 AM Tight musicianship...I love it, and love you for it. I hope you are all doing very well, and hope the tour with NIN was fun. I know I'm one out of a billion, but if you get a chance, holla back. Other Peoples Children OPC Jan 11, 2006 08:41 AM we love queens..... underpants gnome Jan 11, 2006 01:35 AM hey if you dont want gretchen then ill do her. Gretchen Jan 10, 2006 10:29 PM I just want to hump every single one of you! Loves Icy Tomb Jan 10, 2006 09:40 PM hey thanks for the add! queens of the stoneage is <3...haha take care chicken Jan 10, 2006 08:09 PM One of the best shows I ever seen. Dave Jan 10, 2006 07:52 PM You guys fucking rule. Your sound gets better and better with every album that is released. Elgie Jan 10, 2006 06:48 PM Amazing band ♥ The Funky Valentine Jan 10, 2006 06:37 PM JOEY has the to be one of the BEST ROCK DRUMMERS EVER_ KEEP IT ROCKING~! How long did you play for Danzig? Jeffrey Jan 10, 2006 06:23 PM Hey, I saw your Renegade show here in Austin a few months ago. Thanks for coming and playing a free show in a record store! Congradulations Josh on your baby. When are the Desert Sessions being rereleased? elvis edward Jan 10, 2006 06:16 PM Hi and thank you for being a friend we so enjoy your company but i must go now the edwards SpanRockDa&liRollish Jan 10, 2006 06:07 PM Queens of the Stone Age ROCKS!!!!!!!!! Thanks so much for adding me as a friend and rock on! elizabeth Jan 10, 2006 05:21 PM queens of the stone age fuckin upstage ANY band ive ever seen on tour with them!! Keep up the bitchin' work guys!! -stay real -liz THROAT CLUB Jan 10, 2006 04:57 PM www.throat-club.com ... berlin assaultassassin Jan 10, 2006 04:35 PM thanks for adding me!! the first time i saw you guys live was with the Foo Fighters and Tenacious D at the Universal/Gibson Amp. in 2001. good times! bitchslap Jan 10, 2006 04:19 PM hey! thanks for adding us! you guys fucking ROCK!!! come back to australia soon! ;) Becca Jan 10, 2006 03:23 PM Oh yeah, thanks for the add. Kinda forgot that in all the excitement of my last comment to you. Nebula101 Jan 10, 2006 03:15 PM You guys rock, , bring me more music... Bones Sinking Like Stones. Jan 10, 2006 03:00 PM thanks for the accept. holy this took me forever to say. I love you guys. amazingness. please come to winnipeg again. and not just as an openner person. I missed the first time around when you came. Nick Jan 10, 2006 03:00 PM U GUYS FREAKIN ROCK!!! i've got a bunch of ur songs on my ipod. BAMF Jan 10, 2006 02:32 PM thanks for the add guys you've got a monster in your parASOL! Red Mosquito Jan 10, 2006 02:26 PM thanks for the add, mark you are a god Selene Jan 10, 2006 02:18 PM I am just lovin you guys!!! I even went as far to say I am starting to be a devoted fan!! Much love your selene Mike Errico Jan 10, 2006 02:17 PM thanks www.errico.com rock Benjamin Jan 10, 2006 02:13 PM im selling all my qotsa/kyuss records... its a sad day :( it wont be so sad if you all go bid on them... :) cheers heres the link... http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZluxury-monsterQQhtZ-1QQfrppZ50QQfsopZ1QQfsooZ1QQrdZ0? *crys* Loopy lou Jan 10, 2006 02:02 PM I just remembered... You added me, and I never thanked you. well Thankyou :) Seantonamobay Jan 10, 2006 01:54 PM Thanks. I recall Josh standing on a fire hydrant yelling at people at Vine bar sat. Anyway, continue the immaculate rocking. -HEidi- Jan 10, 2006 01:26 PM HALLO ! thanx for the add. =)) now, who's the man behind this ? Pororoca Jan 10, 2006 01:10 PM The Dvd is amazing. It's crazy what you guys have gone through. You're fuckin' tits. Justin Jan 10, 2006 12:34 PM Hey guys cheers for the add U ROCK!! brilliant brilliant music keep it coming:D Andy Roddick Jan 10, 2006 12:23 PM Alright lads, It seems like a lifetime since youve watched me play and for me to watch you. Cheers Thuper Man Jan 10, 2006 12:07 PM A know I am a little late but I bought your DVD today! Sweet Dudes! Keep in coming! NEB Jan 10, 2006 12:03 PM i meant kik in that first comment not kis NEB Jan 10, 2006 12:01 PM when r u guys comeing to ORLANDO!!! i wanna be the first in line to by thos fucking tikets! NEB Jan 10, 2006 11:59 AM your band has really been infuential to my band (sometime next tuesday) i hope you guys come out with another single soon to get people out of this gay rap fad! p.s. your drummer kis sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much ass its not even funny ! Hashmark Jan 10, 2006 11:12 AM Thanks for your add!! by the way- we fucking love your tunes! Keep on doing that... Sigga Jan 10, 2006 10:54 AM WHEN WILL YOU COME TO ICELAND AND PLAY YOUR GOOD MUSIC???? :D LOVR SIGGA ;) The Mean Season Jan 10, 2006 10:53 AM Hey there!! Cheers for the add - keep it sweet :) REBEL RADIO Jan 10, 2006 10:44 AM Q.O.T.S.A KICK SOME SERIOUS BOOTY. CHECK OUT THE COOLEST NEW BAND IN TOWN. WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM Neka Luna Jan 10, 2006 09:21 AM thanx for the add...u guys rock! smartini Jan 10, 2006 09:19 AM hello from Portugal! thanks for the add! ***** bombadell Jan 10, 2006 09:00 AM love it love it love it!!!!! Since the very first time I saw QOTSA in Portugal 2003 I couldn't go a day without listening to their music anymore! Awww I'm sooooooo in Love! Thank you for the add! Pat Riot Jan 10, 2006 08:50 AM YAH.. bitchin dudes.. Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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www.myspace.com/blingkong MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Features | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup BLING KONG Rock "DO THE AWESOME!!" BROOKLYN, NEW YORK United States Profile Views:6030 Last Login: 1/11/2006 View more pics ContactingBLING KONG MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/blingkong blingkong General Info Member Since 8/5/2004 Band Website blingkong.com Band Members THE BAND: Ben "The Wyld Stallyn" Lord Brad "sizzler..." Bennett Brandon "Money Shot" Bussinger Dan "The Pollinator" Hewins "Totally" Jonathan Hanson "Princess" Lea Kalani Liz "Shredder" Schroeter Loren "Cocksucker" Linder Martin "Eurotrash3000" Olson Nicole "Milkshake" Johnson Scott "STEAKBOMB" Gold THE CRU: Dan "Mobiustrip" Sieradski, Alys Kenny, Simone Tobias, Hillary Hartman Influences Rhapsody, New Pornographers, John Cameron Mitchell, Motley Crue, The Go Gos, Wu-Tang, Pulp Sounds Like NEW PUSSY!!! Record Label Redder Records Type of Label Indie Upcoming Shows ( " class="whitelink"view all ) Feb 10 2006 8:00P Southpaw - JELLY Brooklyn, NY BLING KONG's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] HOLY CRAP! ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About blingkong The Redder office was besieged by sharply-dressed hoodlums and filthy-mouthed cheerleaders, its inhabitants bound and gagged by a pants-less giant ape. One lone intern was singled out, forced to bite a fountain pen, and transcribe a biography directly from the mouths of the screaming, gyrating crew: Bow to your master when BLING KONG calls! We are the first rock extravaganza built around 4 cheerleaders, 3 drummers, 2 guitarists, bassist and a video DJ. We’re the queens and kings of all things super-fantastic and our foray into world domination begins with our first EP, “Do The Awesome.” This phenomenon started when a pile of us got loaded, came up with an idea for a line of T-shirts and decided to start a band to promote the line. No one really remembers why we have cheerleaders; it just makes sense. As far as all the drummers, they’re necessary to get y’alls’ asses a-shakin’. Our live performances are the stuff of legend, earning us loads of good press and the attention of Redder Records, who asked to put out this record after attending only one of our sold-out shows in NYC. Cramming all our epic having-ness onto a disk was a daunting task, but with the help of Dean at Atomic Recording (Andrew WK, The Hold Steady, Bouncing Souls), we made something that will rip you down the seams. Let’s get epic! This disk is designed to incite rampant make-out – at our shows, at parties, in windowless vans. We tour frequently for an 11-person group because it encourages the make-out and because it helps us meet a lot of great people and add to our growing list of rad stories. Sometimes we get hurt: when “...sizzler” fell off the Knitting Factory stage under a stack of speakers but didn’t stop singing. Sometimes it gets epic: the night that started with us getting kicked out of a townie bar after “Princess” led a 30-person a cappella rendition of “Living On A Prayer”. Sometimes stuff just gets weird like when we ended up in some dorm room where we made a couple kids massage each other with a can of baked beans as we threw change. Just touch it! When the Philadelphia City Paper said we “excel at excess ... and the synergistic pomp and pageantry of Andrew W.K., Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Iron Maiden, Spinal Tap and Ziggy Stardust,” we said, “That’s exactly the point!” We take these influences (and many others) and use them as the raw materials to create something big and new and fun that lets us get sweaty singing about getting down. But this is just the beginning. We’ll be touring this fall in support of “Do The Awesome” as well as launching a clothing line and preparing a spectacular set of new songs. Come out and join us! BLING KONG's Friend Space BLING KONG has 857 friends. Tom EmilyLikeWoah Kyndl Houston Ted jesssssee esme engine heart J2K View All ofBLING KONG's Friends BLING KONG's Friends Comments Displaying 48 of 150 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Lollipop Magazine 1/9/2006 7:34:00 PM kaijuice 1/6/2006 11:46:00 PM happy 2006 Bling Kong hope 2006 is YOU ! awesomeness beware its time NOW :D Man in Gray 12/30/2005 8:54:00 our new years resolution is to have a lot more sex with bling kong. ok thanks. bye. MiG! english muffin ♥ 12/25/2005 6:14:00 merry christmas! ♥ - Tara *AARON* 12/21/2005 4:11:00 PM David Clement 12/15/2005 9:45:00 PM Rock Awon, Your Biggest Fan, David the Honeymoon's Over 12/13/2005 3:20:00 PM Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Chance at Dating! 12/12/2005 3:50:00 PM You've got more flava to your step then I do and trust me I am loaded with flava. I'm like early 90's rap neck deep in flava as are YOU! Hell on wheels 12/12/2005 5:25:00 You guys really need to get yer asses over to Stockholm. We seriously need to take your Eurotrash 3000 on a binge (the rest of you can obviously tag along too since you're such a handsome bunch). Suckacockholm over and out/Ricky-oh! (for the ladies) Also new album out soon... or later... or why the hell does anyone ever ask me about anything. I'm just a guitar player... Jay 12/11/2005 7:12:00 PM Awesome show at North Six on Friday! You guys are freakin' amazing...can't wait for the next show!!! bethanne 12/7/2005 1:56:00 PM you guys are wonderful (thanks to heather who told me i had to vote for you guys on monday and i did - several several times.) come to lansing and i can guarentee that you kids will have people to make out with - me included. *AARON* 12/5/2005 8:00:00 PM hey guys! thanks for the postcard! it totally made my day. see you on friiiiiiiiiiiiiday! this time i wont forget to pick up a cd. xo mrs. brightside 11/29/2005 11:14:00 nicole- i read the album review in artvoice. y'all are the awesome! David 11/24/2005 6:31:00 PM Happy Blingsgiving! Fry! 11/22/2005 5:34:00 PM Dear Bling Kong, why isn't 'Let's Get Epic' on the EP? or on your myspace?! such a good song. dugan aka crimson nightshade lightning 11/21/2005 11:43:00 love you! my brother saw you in providence and called me later that night to tell me about you. so you've got 2 more people spreading your word woo! Brad 11/20/2005 6:18:00 PM We need to get you to indy for a show, i saw you at theknitting factory, you will blow people's minds! *AARON* 11/16/2005 11:48:00 PM friday is going to be sick! cant wait to see all you hot motherfuckers. xo will 11/16/2005 1:07:00 PM is it possible to have sex with bling kong? Jenny 11/15/2005 3:06:00 PM I can't wait to stare at your hott asses on sat! Oh, and listen to your lovely melodies......that too. The Battlecats 10/31/2005 4:57:00 PM Happy Halloween from The Battlecats! Trystan 10/31/2005 1:50:00 This could be love. Come back to Chicago whenever the hell you want. abe froman, the sausage KING of chicago 10/29/2005 11:00:00 PM after a show like that... i'd suck bling kong's dick. The Assault 10/28/2005 2:14:00 PM xtine 10/26/2005 12:29:00 PM please don't think your top shelf drinks will get me on my knees Frish 10/25/2005 7:23:00 PM You guys were amazing @ LebowskiFest. I cant wait till you are up in Boston, we need more awsomeness here. Frish *AARON* 10/25/2005 5:20:00 Providence NEEDS you! kaijuice 10/24/2005 1:06:00 PM kaijuice Robby Roadsteamer 10/20/2005 8:47:00 PM How's the whole adding lyrics to music thing going?? Sean 10/20/2005 7:51:00 i hope you do the awsome at the lebowski fest. wish i could be in nyc for it. can't wait to check out the new cd. can't wait for you make it to dc again. World Domin-Dance! sean Nikki 10/15/2005 5:40:00 Boston needs the Kong!!!!! beeeege 10/14/2005 2:24:00 PM you guys make me want to do the awesome every single day. jesse free 10/12/2005 7:30:00 PM Hey. how ya doin... I just wanted to say hi and to tell you that I've got a bunch of new banners and buddy icons on my page. If you wanna spice ur myspace page up a little bit, stop by mine to get some code to add to urs :) Thanks -jesse- www.jessefree.com -SHIBUYA-kei-SETZ-AIMMIN'------> 10/12/2005 2:27:00 ...and I was like, "What the fuck do cheerleaders have ta do wit sexually explicit rock 'n roll and why would those dudes with the wonderful leather hip-huggerz that lay dem coochie dance songs out in Bling K would want to share the spotlite with a buncha girlz.....???and which one is Bling?" Hi, I'm Joe Smith 10/10/2005 10:18:00 PM Hey just for the record: I simply adore hand jobs. UncleFucker 10/6/2005 5:42:00 PM Sorry if you got a blank message from us! It's just us UncleFuckerz sayin' hi and thank all y'all who made our last our an MF blast! With any luck, we'll be back out ASAP getting back to the monumental task of rocking you, screwing you, drinking with you, crashing on your couch, and being stranded on the side of your highway. Holler at us anytime and if you have any great bizniz offers or deals for us, holler sooner than that. UncleFucker is available for weddings, birthday parties, Bachelor(ette)s, Bar Mitzvahs and for those of you who are nuptually inclined, I am a registered minister with 2 kills under his belt that can legally marry you in the heathen religion of your choosing. Burn corporate rock, 911truth.org , Twang 'til you die, we love almost all of you, XOXOX Grizzly UncleFucker 10/6/2005 3:12:00 PM [insert comment here] Redder Records 10/4/2005 12:48:00 PM Dearest BLING KONG, How does Redder love thee? Let us count the ways....No, there are only 3 ways, unless we get complicated. GO GO ROCK AND ROLL! Redder Doug 10/4/2005 7:47:00 WE GOTS TO FIND A PLACE FOR THE BK in the BK at SP very soon. What's up in Nov.? desiree 10/3/2005 3:51:00 PM oh i love you, bling kong. you were fabulous on saturday night! Andy D 10/3/2005 7:29:00 I want to be your rapper. This has been Andy D. Rebecca Nurse 10/3/2005 7:09:00 Hi guys, thanks for adding us. ROCK ON! GEORGE MUCUS 9/30/2005 9:25:00 PM according to you guys, i have it going on twice. does that mean i'm fat? Launchpad McQuack 9/30/2005 5:33:00 PM show me your titties. The Swayback 9/30/2005 1:56:00 PM ow! car 9/30/2005 11:33:00 oooohhhh yeah! BattleOfNY 9/29/2005 5:20:00 PM oh no no no....YOU'RE DYN-O-MITE!!! EAST SYYYYYYYYYYYDE!! Cityzen.tv 9/29/2005 11:53:00 Bling Kong kicked my ass at the last Lebowski Fest. Nice to see that you will be appearing again! Please forward your press kit to us so that we can schedule you for a review or profile. BTW, Bling Kong so should have been a part of the Starbuck "Roy" commercial. You have a much better cheering section. Craig@Cityzen.tv www.cityzen.tv Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | " target="_blank" Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace Shop ©2003 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.