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www.myspace.com/clozinski MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Chris "Hi." Male 26 years old NORTH HILLS, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 1/11/2006 View More Pics ContactingChris MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/clozinski Chris's Interests General Editing. Oh, and napping. Music Evin Wolverton, Nathan Bergquist. Movies The Godfather, Fargo, Eternal Sunshine, Goonies, Adaptation, O'Brother, Rushmore, Stand By Me, Shawshank, the good stuff...you know. Television Arrested Development. That's it. The Office is good too. But that's it. Books Nope. Heroes Anyone who makes me pizza is my hero. Chris's Details Status: Single Orientation: Straight Hometown: Columbia Heights, MN Body type: 8' 9" / Body builder Ethnicity: Black / African descent Religion: Christian - other Zodiac Sign: Gemini Smoke / Drink: No / Yes Children: Proud parent Education: College graduate Income: $250,000 and Higher Chris's Schools California State University-Northridge Northridge,California Graduated: 2005 Student status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Film 2002 to 2005 San Diego State University San Diego,California Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni Degree: Other Major: Film 2000 to 2002 Southwestern College Chula Vista,California Graduated: 2001 Student status: Alumni Degree: Other Major: Film 1999 to 2001 Columbia Heights Sr. Columbia Heights,Minnesota Graduated: 1997 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma 1993 to 1996 Chris's Companies Warner Brothers Animation Sherman Oaks, CA US Online Editor Chris is in your extended network Chris's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] http://www.mydumbvideos.blogspot.com/ ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] Chris's Blurbs About me: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. ! Who I'd like to meet: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Chris's Friend Space Chris has 62 friends. Tim Daniel John Ann I'm Engaged To Ron Weasley! Cassia Nate Jonathan View All ofChris's Friends Chris's Friends Comments Displaying 31 of 32 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Jonathan 1/4/2006 12:57:00 AM Go to bed....and change your song taraamarabadara 12/30/2005 2:36:00 PM I would totally put that up if I was smart enough to do it. I am so flattered that you see the fire of the Lord that strongly in me. John 12/28/2005 7:58:00 PM miss you tones! You have to come to are party This friday! Sam 12/24/2005 8:17:00 PM Dude, yes, but Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. My people have been through so much. Come to think about it, I'm up in Mini right now, I should stop by and say hi to my biological father, Nguyen Yang Pham. He's now postmaster general. Jonathan 12/23/2005 3:26:00 PM I'll see you tommorow. You still gotta place for me? Erin 12/23/2005 11:32:00 AM Ya I found that pic of Sam in my garage the other day. My dad was going through a bunch of old stuff. I think it came off that big red poster board that you made. Anyways..... You coming down here to visit ur parents anytime soon? It's been ages since I've seen you! Jack 12/22/2005 5:27:00 PM Sorry about being a picture slut. But I'm sick... and i have alot of time on my hands. Scott 12/22/2005 4:18:00 PM yes fo sho my negro! Jack 12/20/2005 8:23:00 PM Sam 12/18/2005 1:50:00 PM Are you responsable for all the snow pics?? I should have one if anyone should, I actually live in snow foo! Evin Wolverton 12/15/2005 5:52:00 PM Fifty Dollar Bill!!!! I'm Engaged To Ron Weasley! 12/14/2005 12:15:00 PM not to be ungrateful madame but my snow globe pic was too big for myspace so I had to resize it therefore losing all the aftereffects motion stuffs. meh! Tim 12/9/2005 2:03:00 AM Go to sleep Chris. It is late. Nicolette 12/8/2005 11:24:00 PM Those DAMN birds get ya everytime!!!! Mathieu 12/8/2005 5:48:00 PM what is your email address? I'm Engaged To Ron Weasley! 12/8/2005 1:15:00 PM Don't try to make yourself cool by putting up an awesome avid snow effect in the hopes of making every else jealous and just so you can say you're the guy with the $8, 000 avid snow effect picture COME ON!!!!. Because it will make them jealous Chris...and jealousy isn't cool. Charity 12/7/2005 1:05:00 PM Hey, did you see that Tobias from Arrested Development is a MySpacer?? Yeah, right...but you should add him because it's a pretty funny profile and you're an A.D. fan like myself and, um...so it's neat. :) Scott 12/6/2005 11:55:00 PM sorry that we lost connection. I can't seem to get back with you. so i'll try this a couple more times then got to sleep if nothing works. Nicolette 11/23/2005 9:45:00 PM ha! remember when you told Ceilli and I that Riann's parents were cousins?. . . and I asked her if they were. .. aaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!!! I totally believed you. . . hahaaaaaa!! Rachel 11/23/2005 1:02:00 PM Heeeeyyyyy!! Good memory! Ahhhh, those were the good ol' days. How bout this one... "fifteen stiches for all you mother f***in bitches"... Fun that you are coming down! We should all get together at some point! I don't know if everyone could go cone knocking though... I could've fit like at least 25 people in the celebrity, but I don't think the civic will hold that many! :-) Charity 11/23/2005 11:35:00 AM Christopherocious! Hey, that's kind of a cool nickname, hmmm? Just wanted to say herrrooo and Happy Thanksgiving and I likey you! :) lindsey 11/19/2005 11:59:00 PM hey did you ever call john back?!(: Erin 11/17/2005 9:16:00 PM Hey you finally put a picture of you up! Miss ya! Lana 11/7/2005 4:26:00 PM Thank you. That was incredibly informative and enlightening, and I am now quite ashamed at my poor choice of diction. But, honestly - Go back to work or I'll tell on you. KESH 10/31/2005 3:12:00 PM Suxanne 10/28/2005 2:11:00 PM The polls are closed. The votes have been counted. And double-counted. The people have spoken. It's official. You are a little bit crazy. KESH 10/28/2005 9:15:00 AM Why you always gotta intrude on my sleepovers??? nice half shirt I'm Engaged To Ron Weasley! 10/27/2005 2:56:00 PM Hmm I smell gold coins! Does anyone else smell gold coins. No I'm serious, it litterally smells like someone has been diving into a pool of gold coins. Weird. Ronchie 10/20/2005 4:21:00 PM I love your nose job! WOW! What's your plastic surgeon’s name... Great Job! Sam 9/29/2005 5:31:00 PM Oh snap! I was wondering how long it would take! 2 to tha 0 to the double ought... if you mess with the crew you gonna get caught!!! Charity 9/29/2005 3:31:00 PM Oh my gosh, how has this happened? How have you succumbed to the insanity that is My Space? DON'T DO IT! DON'T DOOOO IT! Cool background page. p.s. Muhammad Jihad aboograljlkjee. p.s.s. You scientology lover!! I knew it. Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | " target="_blank" Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace Shop ©2003 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.
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