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One Moanman in Time All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened. ~Maya Angelou Fumes From This Train of Thought Blows Newport Smoke, Yo [Oct 6 2004, 1:54 PM] [ Life ] Breathe Breathe, Baby Boi. I'm taking a short break from this latest joint before my brain spontaneously combusts, before the eruption of blood, pus, poems and various gray matter splatter, before a vile variety of viscera clouds my screen in a foul way. Trust-- should that shit ever happen-- it won't be pretty. Novel writing is not, repeat NOT, for sissies! It takes Will and Fortitude and Balls the Size of a Small Metropolis to do this shit with any real commitment, let alone, quasi-success. Yes, theres a primal pulse of pleasure in the productivity of creation. And yet, theres a tense and titanic tedium inherent in the process of rendering and reenacting reality. Feel me? There are far too many strings to pull, moves and motives to memorize, characters that rise vying for attention to try and speak their truth. There are way too many roles to play, balls to juggle, cooks in the kitchen, flavors to the soup, hats to wear, skins to inhabitant. I wont even get into the *multitudinous interruptions,* or the mad fits of literary insecurity , and those dark bouts with utter uncertainty. But Ive found my own sick cure for this manifestation: I tend to smoke far too many cigarettes. The nicotine careens into the traffic of my bloodstream, and like strange dreams this becomes my brain food. It seems to feed me, clarify the hazy conversations and smoky visions of What-If. I pause, I ponder, I inhale and wonder: where will this chapter, this sentence take me? I sigh, exhale and suddenly, it comes, this new dialogue, that right word, the perfect riff. Im smoking and riding on this new train of thought. I know, I know this shit sounds ridic. I just know how it works for me. And yes, I realize dependency is a bitch. Of course, Ive tried all this, without benefit of cigs. But those times, I sit in utter stagnation waiting for that Thought Train-- the one that carries my voice, my muse, my cargo, my motivation. But guess what? That damn train stalls, the passengers get bored, they begin to yawn, daydream and fidget. I hate being a junkie to anything-- but air, water, food, clothing and shelter. This junkie behavior signals a profound inner weakness, in me, a weakness of character, and I hate, Hate, HATE being weak! But the truth is I write and I smoke and the writing begins to smoke. I know, I know I depend too much on this crutch. It's mad, unhealthy, expensive and, unsteady yet Im a slave to it. The "great" writers excessively drank and caroused and stuff, or they abused their mates, or were mad promiscuous. My vice seems to be these goddamn butts. *counting the assassinated cigs in the tray* 9 mofos in one manic, if somewhat productive sitting. Im quitting I swear as soon as this manuscripts done. Im quitting. Who cares. So what if I do get fat and become this unfulfilled brutal bitch of a bastard! Maybe Ill find my new muse, my new thrill, in a stab of heroin. Maybe I'll begin to dig it deeply , madly--- and begin to see and hear and recite the ravings of some beautiful blue angel who sighs and whispers into my good ear. Maybe Ill drool and nod all my visionary epiphanys away. Nah! Im kidding. Im a kidder. I kid. Id wanna *be* here, to recall and remember it all. You have to feel pain to write pain and recite pain instead of jabbing pain in the right vein. And I aim to ignite flames and recall pain, and incite joy, and recall this tiresome strain in the birth of creation. Thus, I must thrust and keep on pushing, hoping against hope, this process doesnt become some literary still-birth. That would break my heart. That would kill my spirit for a while. And spirit-kills and spirit killas suck more than sucking on any nicotine-thrilla-butts, sucks. Trust. Ive known the taste of both these cancers. So I'm taking a short break from this latest joint, before my brain spontaneously combusts, before the eruption of blood, pus, poems and various gray matter splatter and viscera clouds my screen in a foul way. Trust-- should that shit happen-- it won't be pretty. One. Return... [ 14 comments... | Reach out and Moan ... ] [ permalink ] Categories Life Essays Poetry Prose Rants Reviews Film Music Peep My Privates about me send me a private message my interview my photo gallery my books, films and music more journals journalspace home Notable Moans At What Price, A*R*T ? Prose Piece For The Blessed Bohemians in The House: "THE MOANING AFTER" Moanman: Another Singer Without a Record Deal Kiss and Swell... 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eXile - Issue #149 - Chess - eXile: 1, Whore: 0 Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (9) Previous (5) Next (3) eXile: 1, Whore: 0 W hat is the War on Terror about if not victory? Full spectrum domination of a vastly inferior, if pesky, foe. We here at the eXile sports desk take this War very seriously, and for this eXtra special War on Terrorism issue that no one in the family should miss, we decided to set the tone for the inevitable victory over the forces of evil currently assailing the civilized world. You see, since the inception of the eXile chess column, we have routinely been subjected to humiliating defeats by some of Russia's finest chess minds. The eXile's record against Russia's chess masters stood at an astounding 0-19. This could not be tolerated. So for this issue, in the interest of rallying the forces of good, we decided to trot out the worst possible opponent we could think of to beat mercilessly and halt our pathetic losing streak. The easiest foe. The Iraq of the chess opponents' world. That's right: we called a whore. A whore to play chess against us. We nit you shot. Procuring a whore in Moscow to play chess with is not as easy as you might think, however. Even for money. They'd rather bone than brain. Results of calls to girls advertised in the Moscow Times were varied: Call #1 Woman answering phone: Da? [seductively] eXile: I'd like to hire a girl to play chess with me. Do you have any girls who play chess? Woman: [hangs up] Call #2 Woman answering phone: Da? [seductively] eXile: Do you have any girls who play chess? Woman: That's an interesting request. I've never heard that before. eXile: Well do you? Woman: Let me check. [sets down phone, murmuring can be heard in the background for 10 seconds] We have girls who can play checkers and cards. It will be $100 per hour. eXile: I need a girl who can play chess. Woman: You know, girls don't play chess. If you want to play chess, why do you need to call a girl? Can't you just find a man to play with for free? eXile: Good point. Thanks Girls don't play chess? This is Russia for shit's sake! Can't a po' eXhole find a regular ol' blyad to push some pawns?!? After several more calls with similar results, we decided to try our own eXile advertisers to see what they could offer us: Woman answering phone: Da? [seductively] eXile: I want a girl who will play chess with me. Woman: Well, for $200 you can have her for the whole night and do anything you like with her. eXile: I would prefer not to have to teach her how to play. Woman: Why not? You will have lots of time! eXile: I'll think about it and call you back. With about 10 calls behind us and no luck in finding a chess-playing whore, the $200 gig to teach a girl and then play her seemed like the best bet. An hour for the $100 MT girls would not leave a lot of time for pre-game lessons. But given the lack of any sort of assurance that a $200 reimbursement would be provided by our crack Levite accountant squad, we decided to bite the bullet and order a $50 girl for two hours from Moscow's renowned newspaper of record, the weekly Tsentr Plus, which we had found in our mailbox. We just had to hope that she could tell a rook from an uncut unit. The woman fielding the call said that at the moment (6 p.m. on a Saturday) she had four girls available and asked us what kind of girl we wanted. Not being too concerned about the quality -- we were still ravaged from a depraved bachelor party the night before, nullifying any hope of achieving an erection and popping a sleep-inducing Imovane seemed a much more attractive option than a Viagra at this point -- we asked the helpful madame to send the girl with the prettiest face. In a little less than a half an hour she arrived. After her oversized flathead escort in tan jeans and a flannel shirt had searched every room in the apartment, including the toilet in which a rotten loaf had just been pinched -- much to his dismay, according to his pained grimace upon exiting the toilet -- our opponent, 22-year old Anya, was allowed to enter our one-room eXile apartment. Anya, slightly plump with long black hair and possessing the requested attractive face, was dressed in a long, light-blue jean skirt with a jean jacket of the same color over a white blouse. She stood in front of the doorway with her black leather purse draped over her shoulder looking at us, the royal us, nervously, slightly shifting her weight from one foot to the other. The escort left, slamming the door. We led her into the living room. A short interview revealed that Anya is a veterinary student from the Ukraine who came to Moscow with three other girlfriends to work in Moscow for two weeks during their summer vacation. "Yeah, that's great. Can you play chess?" we asked. "Yes. My father taught me when I was little." We informed her that all she had to do was play a game of chess with us, and that after that she would be free to leave. Impotence, the plague of the eXile staff in the post-Yeltsin era, had gripped us by the balls. "Fine," she said. We set up the large wooden pieces on the flat, rubber-mat chess board and sat down across from young Anya. She drew white. The beautiful thing about chess is that every game that was ever played and notated can be replayed exactly and studied by even the lowliest of amateurs. No basketball fan can even come close to recreating Jordan's shot over Bryon Russel to win the 1998 NBA Finals, or Dwight Clark's catch of Montana's pass against the Cowboys in 1981. But any fool can sit down over a chess board and play out -- according to notation -- 14 year-old Bobby Fischer's "Game of the Century" against Donald Byrne in 1956, contemplating and moving the pieces just as Bobby did. The point is that chess games, when written down, are preserved perfectly for posterity. And Anya left the chess world a fucking beaut. Let's take it to the board... Anya (White) vs. eXile (Black) 1.g3 e5 Anya plays Benko's Opening, named after French/Hungarian/American Grandmaster Pal Benko. Benko made a splash (including upsets of Mikhail Tal and Fischer) in the 1962 Candidates' tournament at Curacao with this opening. He later revealed that he had selected it only to avoid heavily analyzed lines from his opponents! eXile suspects that Anya is using the same strategy. 2.g4??? The typical line in Benko's Opening continues with White's fianchetto of its king bishop (2. Bg2). There is no possible explanation for Anya's second move. There is no record of this move ever being played...anywhere. 2...d5 3.b3? "Blyad's Gambit" (1. g3 e5 2. g4 d5 3. b3) Anya gives up g-pawn for no compensation. We will be submitting this line (1.g3 e5 2.g4??? d5 3.b3?) to various chess journals worldwide to be recognized by grandmasters and amateurs alike as "Blyad's Gambit." 3...Bxg4 4.Na3 Nf6 Anya has prepared to fianchetto her queen's bishop, but instead mysteriously moves... 5.c3?? Nc6 eXile quietly develops it's light pieces, firing up a Parliament Light and blowing the smoke in Anya's face. She has just quit smoking. 6.Nc2 Anya, like many Russian girls, appears to be a horse-lover. Herewith begins a monumental 4-move journey of her knight all the way to the other side of the board, as Anya completely ignores basic chess principles of developing different pieces and establishing central pawns. 6...Bd6 7.Ne3 Qd7 8.Ng2 0-0-0 9.Nh4 Rhe8 eXile prepares to march its e-pawn toward Anya's king with the support of the king's rook. A cross-board trek for Anya's queen's knight 10.b4?? e4 11.Ng2 Anya's knight again feels a bit uncomfortable and decides to seek safety on g2. The eXile has plenty of dangerous continuations to choose from, including: 11... Ne5 12. Qb3 Be6 13. Nf4 Nd3+ 14. exd3 Bxf4 15. Qa3 exd3 16. Qxa7. Instead eXile opts for the simple and effective... 11...d4 12.cxd4 12...Nxd4 13.b5? An interesting decision, in the same way that the Danny Pearl decapitation video is interesting. Obviously white's b-pawn should be protected with 13. a3 13...Qxb5 14.h3 Bh5 15.h4?? It's time for the eXile to lower the Patrick Bateman chainsaw on Anya. There are many possibilities, including 15...Be5 with the attack on Ra1, but the eXile goes for the throat quickly. 15...Qc6 Necessary here is 16. Ne3 (16... Nd5 17. Bh3+ Kb8 18. Kf1 Nxe3+ 19. fxe3 Nc2 20. Rb1 Bg3 21. Rb3 Bxh4 22. Kg2) to protect against 16...Nc2+ and White loses its queen. Anya instead opts for the shocking... 16.Bb2?? Nc2+ 17.Qxc2 The white king's only escape from checkmate. 17...Qxc2 Anya should resign here (indeed, she should have much earlier), but then again, a 22-year-old whore from the Ukraine has probably seen worse in her life. That's what we call CHECKMATE, bee-yaaaaaaaaaaatch!!!!! 18.e3 Qxb2 Anya gives up her bishop. Her rook is next. 19.Rd1 Bxd1 There goes the rook. 20.Kxd1 Bb4 Mate in two moves if Anya moves 21. Nf3 (21...Rxd2+ 22. Nxd2 Qxd2#) 21.Nf4??? She takes the quick way out. 21...Qxd2# 0-1 And there it is, folks. The eXile "nuts the fuck up" and wins. If you're counting, that's 1-19. The dirty ass ho' went down! 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