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www.myspace.com/birdsofavalon MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup Birds of Avalon Rock / Psychedelic / Progressive "Take your mind to another dimension..." United States Profile Views: 5929 Last Login: 01/11/2006 View more pics Contacting Birds of Avalon MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/birdsofavalon Birds of Avalon General Info Member Since October 11, 2004 Band Website birdsofavalon.com Band Members PAUL N.. CHEETIE K. DAVID M. SCOTT N. CRAIG N. Influences those doin it and doin it well: onieda, federation X, drunk horse, ted leo and the pharmacists, weird war, thunderlip, valient thorr, black taj, black mountain, the rattlesnake shake...the list grows on... Sounds Like pherds hov mammerhawn Type of Label None Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Jan 19 2006 8:00P Marvel Event Center? Durham, NC Jan 20 2006 8:00P Greene Street Greensboro, NC Jan 21 2006 8:00P (by golly it's the) Soapbox Wilmington, NC Birds of Avalon's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] [ View All Blog Entries ] About Birds of Avalon These dreamers came together sometime in 2004. Some of them played in the Cherry Valence, some the Weather, some the Dynamite Brothers, and some in Strange. Now, together, they are the Birds of Avalon. I dunno, maybe you can live on the moon in next century. Birds of Avalon's Friend Space Birds of Avalon has 725 friends. Oneida Drunk Horse Federation X the husbands THUNDERLIP! Valient Thorr TV knife! Gays in the Military View All of Birds of Avalon's Friends Birds of Avalon'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 150 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) nicky Jan 9, 2006 10:40 PM Y'all are fixing to bring it to Gso like a goddam force of nature... dude: best lineup in some time. matt Dec 30, 2005 03:09 PM emily Dec 29, 2005 09:30 AM sorry i missed you kids' christmas party.. i'm sure it was an excellent time! manning Dec 28, 2005 04:14 PM mom says y'all sound like black sabbath Whats H!s Name?! Dec 27, 2005 09:35 AM I know it's a little late, but happy holidays! Keep up the awesome music, and I look foreward to seeing you guys in april. Tree Dec 24, 2005 07:32 PM My Xmas gift to you on Xmas!! Oh, go ahead...toy w/me just click and throw me around You know you want to... Festive holidays!! jessica o Dec 24, 2005 12:05 PM happy holidays to all of you, 2006 is going to be your year--I know it! kristina renee Dec 21, 2005 02:32 PM you guys have hair. lots and lots of hair. Whats H!s Name?! Dec 21, 2005 09:54 AM Hey, thank you guys for the add. You are one of our biggest influences, and we all hope to see you when you play in LA or Hollywood. Photos By RDD Dec 21, 2005 06:17 AM The Negatives Dec 18, 2005 10:23 PM big time salute from coach ditka Paul Dec 16, 2005 10:00 AM Mr. Pharmacist Dec 15, 2005 03:39 PM Ride on, Dust... xav Dec 15, 2005 08:55 AM The birds, the birds ... Miss you over here in Belgium ! Love xav JoJo Dec 14, 2005 05:27 PM you inspire me Heathen Kings of Olde Dec 13, 2005 04:37 PM COOL STUFF....thanks for the add. Slim's Downtown Dec 13, 2005 12:12 PM We have been playing your EP relentlessly at the bar. Good stuff. Let's get some more! - JOE Paul Dec 12, 2005 10:48 AM Thanks for the Ride! Ryan Dec 10, 2005 10:42 PM Thanks for the Add - You guys rocked the f*..kin' Knitting Factory. Cool EP too. 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Colossus of Crash Nov 26, 2005 10:06 AM support NC local music scene here: http://myspace.com/39903404 :) good luck tonight, wish i could be there Sol Nov 23, 2005 11:24 AM Happy Thanksgiving! thanks for the shout out! Birds of Avalon ROCK!!!!!! Valient Thorr Nov 23, 2005 12:50 AM the hairy wolf is right, that disc got heavy rotay the last few months in the RVT starship cruiser. gonna see ya on saturday holmes.... rubbin my hands together vigorously, valient himself Nitewolf!!! Nov 22, 2005 09:23 AM yo that pregnant dragon smokin a cigarette is cool.. been spreadin the good word of the bird all over good luck up north. what's in a name? Nov 21, 2005 08:51 AM Athens birders (read: people who rock out) enjoyed having you birds migrate here on Saturday night. Come back soon! monique Nov 17, 2005 11:35 PM sometimes a girl goes to a rock and roll show knowing she's going to be blown away...then she has to go home and change her panties. once again, you rocked nashville so hard! thanks! solana Nov 12, 2005 02:09 PM come to san francisco!!!!!!!!!! gus Nov 11, 2005 02:07 PM Horse Thief is ready to rock with the Birds of Avalon. tell me when and where, and we will be there... Hope you guys are well. Slim's Downtown Nov 4, 2005 10:57 AM Oh shit, tonight is going to be fun! We are really looking forward to you playing... monique Nov 4, 2005 07:23 AM hell, yeah! November 17...back in nashville...see you there! kristina renee Oct 31, 2005 01:14 PM happy halloween. i miss you and the folks of kings! matt Oct 30, 2005 07:02 AM BY THE BEARD OF ZUES Oct 29, 2005 11:00 AM yo bitches yall best come to JACKSONVILLE NC lol j/k good band tht jimi hendrix video is at www.musicvideocodes.com jessica o Oct 28, 2005 01:24 PM Paul and Tilley might have to fight over the chuck barris costume: jessica o Oct 27, 2005 08:05 AM happy halloween! Yon Oct 26, 2005 10:39 AM Awesome! rocking from chitown to ohio and Thanks for the song for mypsace. Ron Oct 25, 2005 12:02 PM there's a notable lack of NYC on that there itinerary that damned fly Oct 20, 2005 09:01 PM come back to richmond. manning Oct 20, 2005 01:51 PM rock n' roll is nigh... Kevin Oct 19, 2005 05:50 PM saw the Detroit show with Rattlesnake Shake. you guys were amazing. that was one great night of rock n' roll! come back soon...! dave Oct 19, 2005 05:21 PM Hey, my band's website is starting to take shape, please check it out thanks, www.theitch.biz Nenson Oct 17, 2005 05:18 PM Sirbd fo Nalavon! did you know that there's some naked girl RIGHT BELOW this comment? wow Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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Pimp My Safari: As ready as it will ever be : journal : // hicksdesign Skip to Content » « Turn off styling Turn Styling on LiveSearch: // hicksdesign work about journal extras contact 10 Pine Rise / Witney Oxfordshire / UK / OX28 1EY t: +44 (0)7917 391 536* f: 0871 733 4594 (uk only) *The office is closed on Fridays Download my vCard Hire me : email I'm afraid I'm not currently taking on any new projects, but please try my friends at 38one or Clearleft . Email me : email Please check the FAQs first. I'm afraid I can't answer every email, but I try. Journal Archives Destinations Journal Pimp My Safari: As ready as it will ever be “As ready as it’ll ever be”, is an apt description of a little side-project of mine just launched, Pimp My Safari.com . Its been a pet project for many months, and was started as a reaction to all the sites cataloguing Firefox extensions. Many excellent plugins for Safari have been developed, but because Safari doesn’t have an official ‘extension architecture’, many are unaware of these extensions. This is where PimpMySafari comes in – a resource for the pimping of your copy of Safari no less! Its just intended to be a simple, functional, information-based site. I’m not giving it a whole lot of time design-wise, its not the purpose. I just wanted a central place to promote these add-ons. I haven’t even bothered testing in IE, but I have given it a scant look in Mozilla. So here’s my plan. All the Safari related browser talk will now go to Pimp My Safari, leaving this blog returning to matters of design, css, music and family. Those few who are interested in such things can now read them there. When meeting people at SXSW, I often found myself apologising for running a dull browser-based blog. I shouldn’t have to, but I did feel a little embarrassed. I’m still rather wary of blogging about my family, I’d like to do it more than I do, but I just don’t feel comfortable doing it. I wish it weren’t the case, but the internet isn’t an appropriate/safe place for such things – there are nutters out there. Anyway, I digress… A quick word about the CMS When I started this, many months ago, I was using WordPress 1.5 nightlies (I wanted to make sure that I wasn’t missing out on anything). While I was very impressed with how far it had come since the last time I’d evaluated it (1.1), it was a relief to get back to Textpattern, and thats what I’ve used for the final site. I don’t think its just a case of being familiar with it. It just worked the way I wanted it to, and enabled me to easily run the entire site. So there we go, I hope someone finds it useful. I’d love it if people felt like contributing, so let me know if you feel the urge! I now have somewhere to go to for this kind of information. Great work Jon. Saft being the only thing I use with Safari, you have yet again opened my doors to a whole arena of plugins. Thanks! :) #1 Sam 296 days ago It looks really good. Maybe ill start using safari more often now. #2 Oscar 296 days ago Very nice work Jon. As for blogging about your family, just change their names when you write about them. It will be seamless. You know, your little girl, uh, Brandy, and the boy, er, Son. Yeah, that works. And your loving wife, Betty Paige. You could even throw in a couple of crazy American neighbors, one whose short with a really long, often confused name, and the other with an absurd red beard. Main, this just writes itself. I smell sitcom! #3 Jason Santa Maria 296 days ago Great stuff Jon, maybe you can convince me that Safari is the Mac equivalent of IE!! #4 John Oxton 296 days ago Thanks, Jon! Now I have somewhere to point my friends who recently switched to Mac and have no idea where to find all these extensions, and nice list for myself… ;) Good job! By the way, there is small mistake in your code, in the right sidebar the parts of text are outside the P tag and the P tag follows them, but it is empty. ;) #5 Raven 296 days ago That should read: Safari ISN’T the Mac equivalent of IE!! #6 John Oxton 296 days ago Hello. I’ve visited here a lot, but never had anything to say. First, I love your designs. Second, just wanted to tell you that on high resolutions (1600×1200) on a Windows Firefox install, the ”*e*” in “contribute” shows on the far left of the screen. I assume this is because you used text-indent: -1000px; Maybe -3000px; would fix it. Excellent site you have here :-) #7 Ian Spence 296 days ago Great work on this site Jon. I didn’t realize that there were so many great plugins available for Safari. #8 Jeff Smith 296 days ago To continue on what Ian Spence wrote, on a 1920×1200 resolution, you can see the blue text links for “Blog” and “Contribute” on the far left. #9 chris rhee 296 days ago It looks different than I expected, but it has a certain dignified simplicity to it, and the safari logo looks great, so that picks it up a notch. You’ve taken a step toward building a network of your very own, ala 9rules. #10 Scott 296 days ago Very cool Jon, I was getting antsy about the release of the site. It turned out very well indeed. I think maybe an all in one Mac browser site would have been better. Your opinion of the browser is fascinating and I wish you’d post even more about them :) I know how you feel about posting about your family on the internet, instead of using their names just say son, daughter and wifey. I felt a bit worried when I posted a few pics of my family on Flickr but I learnt not to worry so much. #11 Chris McElligott 296 days ago Found another bug (Win/FF1.0.1): Your list (or whatever you want to call it) for the top entry, Saft 7.6.0, isn’t displaying right on the main page. Instead of the list, I’m getting h4. New in 7.6.0: * Improvement: Search set to group shortcuts and search multiple search engines at same time * Improvement: Make Growl sticky flag customizable * Bug fix: Crash in rare conditions related to many undoes and switching on/off undo support * Bug fix: Problem with Reset Safari button in kiosk mode Perhaps it’s just a filter the software applies to things on the main page? #12 Jordan 296 days ago Jordan, It looks like that on all browsers I’ve seen it with. Looks like Textile markup isn’t being parsed on the main page. #13 Tony 296 days ago When should we expect pimpmyblog.com to become active? :) #14 Rob Scriva 295 days ago You should make the silver casing to the Safari logo all gold. You know, like its all pimped out. And maybe add a few diamonds to the face of the compass. Right now the site is feeling decidedly non-pimpish. #15 Kevin 295 days ago Yeah, make it something like this: http://people.zeelandnet.nl/marco/pimpzilla/ (screenshot at http://people.zeelandnet.nl/marco/pimpzilla/images/pimpzilla.jpg) #16 Jordan 295 days ago I had thought about that style, but time is against me. Besides its about macs – so minimal is the order of the day, right? #17 Jon Hicks 295 days ago I thought pimping was the order of the day. #18 Kevin 295 days ago Nah, Information, and having a life is the order of the day. I prefer it this way. #19 Jon Hicks 295 days ago Nice work Jon. Now it’s going to be just a little tougher to decide which browser to click on each time I go to my dock. Safari? Omniweb? Camino? Firefox? IE 5.2? Kidding. By the way, I love what you’ve done with your comments design. #20 Garrett 295 days ago Jon, Aren’t you worried that Apple might come down on you for using the Safari icon? #21 Scott Johnson 295 days ago I’ve switched back to Safari as my default browser in order to give the site a try. #22 Ryan 295 days ago Nice. As far as I can see, it works great here in FF 1.0.1/Win. Except for one thing. The textarea on the contact page seem to be wider than the page an go all out far to the right, which makes a horizontal scrollbar peek out and say hi. #23 Andreas Graulund 295 days ago In the distance you can hear wailing and gnashing of teeth Jon… why have you forsaken me!? I thought we had… something, you, me and WordPress? I just don’t know if I can take this… I’m going to curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for a week. Nice job on the pimpin site by the way. ;) #24 Chris J. Davis 294 days ago Sorry Chris – I just couldn’t do it all in Wordpress how I wanted to. It came very close though! #25 Jon Hicks 294 days ago Love the site and design, love it. Thanks for the pointers on OS X goodies. #26 Jan 293 days ago I love it! As usual with all your work Jon, it’s great.. And handy too. No more googling for Safari stuff. I might even start to use it again instead of Firefox #27 Rutger 292 days ago That’s a great resource Jon, well done! As far as Textpattern, I tried it but found it too frustrating to get certain things done. But it still has one of the best admin interfaces out there I’ll give them that. #28 Heiser Erwin 292 days ago Great site; informative, and it’s very easy to use. You the best Hicks! [offtopic]hehe, thanks for inspiring me to implement Gravatar for my re-designed site. I’m loving it![/offtopic] #29 Tom 292 days ago Well done! 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( view more ) Be a part of the Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Queens Of The Stone Age So... it once happened, in The Magical Land of Music and Moon, that 4 mistreated animals, each hummed lonesome tunes. The animals loved the land under the moon, but were held captive by their owners, facing certain extinction and doom. Then in one common moment and in houses all separate, a turn for the truly bizarre did happen. A Cock, A Quack, An Ass and A Pig all were, at once, kicked out of their digs. Left to fend for themselves and somehow survive, a story unfolded of fantastical size. In the hind site of things, it's easily said, their exile was a blessing, not a curse instead. For they knew from the onset that abandon's bereft and banishment's bitter, still the 4 misfit minstrels had always longed for something better. The Cock kicked out of his warm hay strewn lair because he was obstinate and nasty and no longer welcome there. The Quack, it was said, was born with a wrong colored head: mistaken for female, not mallard instead. The Ass's knees always trembled and he could bare no load, so he was soon to be killed, eaten or sold. The pig was a pig and ate up all the food. His hungry owners put their foot down, "This Pig is No Good!" Outcast and isolated, they happened upon each other on a long windy road. All decided they could make pace quicker if together, not alone. And so they banded together, brothered and bound, and by surprise they discovered they could all make one sound! The Ass beat the drums, The Quack plucked the Guitar, The Pig played the bass & The Cock, loud and lurid, manned the axe and the mic. And so quacked the Quack, "We're lost! Where should we go? Will it be to or will it be throw?" The Ass hee -hawed, "Hee - Haw, I do not know!" The Pig snorted, "Snort, let's find a trough on the quick; I need something to eat or soon I'll start licking the shit off my feet." Then the Cock crowed out, "You dimwitted drolls, you're missing the beat. Being lost is not our problem! It's straight-up sweet! Lets be glad to be lost and neither found nor confined. It's better to be bumbling and losing our way than trapped by convention and minding owner's say. Lets NOT be found, let's be free instead. If we're discovered and directed, we're better off dead. Our doodle-do is decided. Our destination is Nowhere. Nowhere is our goal. Besides, I can kick up some scratch where ever we go" The Ass Ee-ah'ed, "Okee Dokee, we're set. We'll be lost, like in love and in thought and creative peak, not lost like in traffic jams waiting to take a leak." "That's right," Oinked the pig who ate up a worm, "We'll take every exit and welcome each turn." From that time forth The Refugees set off happily enroute, hunting for nothing of the expected, prescribed or suggested. Expectations abandoned, thoughts not of wrong, full of gay and glee; they carried on with a new song. Then in a gast a devil dropped in o'er their heads - he breathed out fire, branded irons and said, "Oh musical minstrels, I know where you should go: Follow this map and it will surely reward you." "What have you in hand?" asked the Cock as he hardened his head. "It's the answer to your questions." The Devil firmly said. "It's a map to a place where all will know your songs, where you can be rich, adorned and do no wrong." The Cock looked closer, and saw that the map clearly read "The Menagerie to Dumbassery." And shouted out-loud, "This is no place for me!" In response the devil howled and roared, "It will save you from this aimless place where your songs have no name. Now, follow it by the number and you will find your fame." So he threw it at the misfits and it burned at their touch. And they all threw it down into a gully or gulch. The devil was pissed, and his flame flickered out. And the band nodded in agreeance and continued enroute. They carried on with a new song. Then a Big White Rat appeared, holding a magic eight ball under his wiry whiskers. He shook the shiny sphere and said, "You're to follow this map! No question, no bickers. It says on my ball that it's certain, it's true. Don't ask again, The Menagerie of Dumbassery is the place for you!" The Ass kicked the rat and The Pig licked his beard. And the band felt stronger and traveled on without fear. They carried on with a new song. All of a sudden a stench wrapped 'round them and grew. The Pig Oinked out, "I know stank but fucking P-U!" The Quack quacked in, "For Stink' sake it's true! I've been pinned up in barnyards and squeaked out a few. But if I know one thing for certain, this smell is FOWL!" The Cock and The Ass smelled it too. They winced, and plugged their noses and then heard a horrible growl. From behind a juniper a Bigfoot appeared. He was as scary in sight as his smell had foretold. He gnashed his terrible teeth, and showed terrible claws, and the band cringed in confusion, in horror and awe. Bigfoot pound his hairy chest and bellowed, "Follow this map, you miserable minstrels. If you don't go to the Menagerie of Dumbassery, then I'll eat you all up, your lips, toes and assholes." The Cock & The Quack looked up in an instance and saw a pack of Eagles flying in from the distance. The Eagles landed in unison and pecked at the Bigfoot. They shat on his fur and fuzzied his vision. The Bigfoot lost his footing and fell down on the path, and the flurry of Eagles laughed and played with the band. "But wait," interrupted the Ass, "What if that Beast, that Monster wakes up? And comes looking, finds and make dinner of us?" The Cock reassured, as he usually did, "We'd smell him coming, make a plan and of him we'd rid." They carried on with a new song. A Fun Machine came spinning and crossed their way. And hooted and hollered at the minstrels, "Hip Pop- Hop Hooray! Take this map! Follow the way! In fact, my little minstrels hop on board, I'll take you there, with potions and poisons and not a worry or care!!" The Quack bobbed his head and asked his band, "Maybe a good idea? Should we take a ride?" But before they could answer, the Fun Machine took a shit and died. They carried on with a new song. Then a bitch and a wolf crossed the lane, and they looked friendly, if a slight bit insane. A trace of foam was still round their mouths, but the minstrels saw the froth was in the shape of a smile. The Bitch spoke up, as she usually did, and the Cock ruffled his feathers in kinship bid, "We're too wise to fight," she said and continued, "Everyone already knows that our bark is worse than our bite. So we've settled on kindness in wicked's wake. But, Be Warned! Dear misfits, don't discount us quick, we both keep our teeth sharp for safety's sake." "Where are you going?" asked the Wolf. "And what do you do?" "We're going Nowhere answered the Cock. "And we've written a song or two." The Pig explained, "But Beasts and Monsters keep getting in our way. And we are defending ourselves both night and day." The Ass snorted out, "T'is true what Pig Said. The Menagerie of Dumbasserie, keeps rearing its head." "We know of this place," said the Bitch, we've left it ourselves. And know for certain it's best avoided, full of bloodsuckers and snails, leeches and witches and trouble galore, if you go there you'll leave with a mountain of sores. So, let us hear these songs," said the Wolf and the Bitch. "Eee- Awlright," said the Ass, scratching an itch. The band played their songs and the moonlight grew brighter. And the sounds of the desert got quiet and quieter. And the Beasts and The Monsters were all held at bay as the music rang out they'd written along the way. "You have no worries no more," said the Bitch and Wolf did summarize, "for what you have here are Lullabies to Paralyze." Do you hear the silence of the evil around us? Your songs have conquered all the vicious and venomous. Neither Beasts nor Monsters can bar your path. Hear now, Misfit Minstrels, your music has freed you at last! You can stay here safely in the land of music and the moon, or travel about freely as long as you play your tunes!" They Carried On with A new song. But all the while, The Ass staid afraid. What would happen, he wondered, if Bigfoot showered and shaved? How would they smell him coming while they were tucked in their beds? And might they wake up, not as musicians but as carcass instead? Soon they forgot, immersed in their song, until a harsh realm came 'round. The stank of the Big, the putrid, the foul, messed with their gig. But The Monster, oh no, rather an old lady they knew not as friend or foe. Approaching The Cock, The Quack, The Ass and The Pig, one whiff enough to rattled their digs. "Why not?" said The Cock, and spoke to hag: "Don't bother real minstrels with a path, we've been through it and t'is fully daft." "Eeeeaaaaaawwwhhphhhht" she puffed and she pissed, her tongue forked but sagged - oh how the 4 gagged. On this tongue's end stuck the sad map, and antacid reflux tossed it upon this hag's lap. Whew the stank from that scroll - traces of Bigfoot, the Rat and the Toad. The creatures appeared and looked weird, exposed as dumbasses unable the 4 to harass. Old lady rose up and swallowed dumbasses whole, scampering off in search of another soul Until she tripped. And she died. Cuz as we said she was old. THE END. THE PLAYERS The Cock: Josh The Quack: Troy the pretty The Ass: Joey The Pig: new guy Appearing as themselves: The Toad: The Eagles: The Bitch: The Wolf: The Devil: The Rat: The Fun Machine: Bigfoot: Queens Of The Stone Age's Friend Space Queens Of The Stone Age has 56546 friends. CELESTTIANI Eric rhortx fuck your scene. Brett Eugene matt Jonathan View All of Queens Of The Stone Age's Friends Queens Of The Stone Age'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 6966 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Robert Jan 11, 2006 02:29 PM Rocked the DVD last night. Will rock it again tonight. This time, I will try to keep my clothes on. James Jan 11, 2006 01:31 PM maybe the best band around. they rock harder than anyone and the front man is ginger, what could be better The Teeth Jan 11, 2006 12:52 PM good work lads :-) if you like new music.. come check us out.. THE TEETH.. you know you wanna Sigga Jan 11, 2006 12:02 PM WHEN YOU COME TO ICELAND YOU WILL GIVE ME TICKETS TO YOU CONSERT :D ;) :P HHH Mitchemus Jan 11, 2006 11:49 AM Ok ok ok.......You guys are the fucking shiznit. I saw yous guys twice and both times yall fuckin blew my mind. Years Ozzfest 2000 and Qotsa and NIN. Everything about you guys I love. Troys slide work is fucking badass. In fact. Can I have Troy's job? I have been playing for 14 years and slide for 6. Trust me I can hadle it. I am just a insane basterdass Texan. FUCK YOU I AM FROM TEXAS!!!!! Oh yeah and I am pretty just like him....but not really.......But I am covered in Hair........... Toby Jan 11, 2006 11:26 AM thanks for the add. love your shit. SAM (",) Jan 11, 2006 10:50 AM You guys are the only good current band! their is no one at the moment releasing albums like you! i would advise every one to go and buy the new DVD it has some of the best live shows on it i have every seen by any band. i love all your work, and hope u continue to amaze the world with your thumping desert groove! sam Hallam Kite Jan 11, 2006 10:22 AM So I've just got the gig as new bassist in Gonga. All of y'all stoned queens and drones alike should take time to visit us at gonga.co.uk and myspace.com/gonga. Its all good clean low end and heavy fun. (I wanna sigh like josh's) Jonathon Jan 11, 2006 10:13 AM Tight musicianship...I love it, and love you for it. I hope you are all doing very well, and hope the tour with NIN was fun. I know I'm one out of a billion, but if you get a chance, holla back. Other Peoples Children OPC Jan 11, 2006 08:41 AM we love queens..... underpants gnome Jan 11, 2006 01:35 AM hey if you dont want gretchen then ill do her. Gretchen Jan 10, 2006 10:29 PM I just want to hump every single one of you! Loves Icy Tomb Jan 10, 2006 09:40 PM hey thanks for the add! queens of the stoneage is <3...haha take care chicken Jan 10, 2006 08:09 PM One of the best shows I ever seen. Dave Jan 10, 2006 07:52 PM You guys fucking rule. Your sound gets better and better with every album that is released. Elgie Jan 10, 2006 06:48 PM Amazing band ♥ The Funky Valentine Jan 10, 2006 06:37 PM JOEY has the to be one of the BEST ROCK DRUMMERS EVER_ KEEP IT ROCKING~! How long did you play for Danzig? Jeffrey Jan 10, 2006 06:23 PM Hey, I saw your Renegade show here in Austin a few months ago. Thanks for coming and playing a free show in a record store! Congradulations Josh on your baby. When are the Desert Sessions being rereleased? elvis edward Jan 10, 2006 06:16 PM Hi and thank you for being a friend we so enjoy your company but i must go now the edwards SpanRockDa&liRollish Jan 10, 2006 06:07 PM Queens of the Stone Age ROCKS!!!!!!!!! Thanks so much for adding me as a friend and rock on! elizabeth Jan 10, 2006 05:21 PM queens of the stone age fuckin upstage ANY band ive ever seen on tour with them!! Keep up the bitchin' work guys!! -stay real -liz THROAT CLUB Jan 10, 2006 04:57 PM www.throat-club.com ... berlin assaultassassin Jan 10, 2006 04:35 PM thanks for adding me!! the first time i saw you guys live was with the Foo Fighters and Tenacious D at the Universal/Gibson Amp. in 2001. good times! bitchslap Jan 10, 2006 04:19 PM hey! thanks for adding us! you guys fucking ROCK!!! come back to australia soon! ;) Becca Jan 10, 2006 03:23 PM Oh yeah, thanks for the add. Kinda forgot that in all the excitement of my last comment to you. Nebula101 Jan 10, 2006 03:15 PM You guys rock, , bring me more music... Bones Sinking Like Stones. Jan 10, 2006 03:00 PM thanks for the accept. holy this took me forever to say. I love you guys. amazingness. please come to winnipeg again. and not just as an openner person. I missed the first time around when you came. Nick Jan 10, 2006 03:00 PM U GUYS FREAKIN ROCK!!! i've got a bunch of ur songs on my ipod. BAMF Jan 10, 2006 02:32 PM thanks for the add guys you've got a monster in your parASOL! Red Mosquito Jan 10, 2006 02:26 PM thanks for the add, mark you are a god Selene Jan 10, 2006 02:18 PM I am just lovin you guys!!! I even went as far to say I am starting to be a devoted fan!! Much love your selene Mike Errico Jan 10, 2006 02:17 PM thanks www.errico.com rock Benjamin Jan 10, 2006 02:13 PM im selling all my qotsa/kyuss records... its a sad day :( it wont be so sad if you all go bid on them... :) cheers heres the link... http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZluxury-monsterQQhtZ-1QQfrppZ50QQfsopZ1QQfsooZ1QQrdZ0? *crys* Loopy lou Jan 10, 2006 02:02 PM I just remembered... You added me, and I never thanked you. well Thankyou :) Seantonamobay Jan 10, 2006 01:54 PM Thanks. I recall Josh standing on a fire hydrant yelling at people at Vine bar sat. Anyway, continue the immaculate rocking. -HEidi- Jan 10, 2006 01:26 PM HALLO ! thanx for the add. =)) now, who's the man behind this ? Pororoca Jan 10, 2006 01:10 PM The Dvd is amazing. It's crazy what you guys have gone through. You're fuckin' tits. Justin Jan 10, 2006 12:34 PM Hey guys cheers for the add U ROCK!! brilliant brilliant music keep it coming:D Andy Roddick Jan 10, 2006 12:23 PM Alright lads, It seems like a lifetime since youve watched me play and for me to watch you. Cheers Thuper Man Jan 10, 2006 12:07 PM A know I am a little late but I bought your DVD today! Sweet Dudes! Keep in coming! NEB Jan 10, 2006 12:03 PM i meant kik in that first comment not kis NEB Jan 10, 2006 12:01 PM when r u guys comeing to ORLANDO!!! i wanna be the first in line to by thos fucking tikets! NEB Jan 10, 2006 11:59 AM your band has really been infuential to my band (sometime next tuesday) i hope you guys come out with another single soon to get people out of this gay rap fad! p.s. your drummer kis sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much ass its not even funny ! Hashmark Jan 10, 2006 11:12 AM Thanks for your add!! by the way- we fucking love your tunes! Keep on doing that... Sigga Jan 10, 2006 10:54 AM WHEN WILL YOU COME TO ICELAND AND PLAY YOUR GOOD MUSIC???? :D LOVR SIGGA ;) The Mean Season Jan 10, 2006 10:53 AM Hey there!! Cheers for the add - keep it sweet :) REBEL RADIO Jan 10, 2006 10:44 AM Q.O.T.S.A KICK SOME SERIOUS BOOTY. CHECK OUT THE COOLEST NEW BAND IN TOWN. WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM Neka Luna Jan 10, 2006 09:21 AM thanx for the add...u guys rock! smartini Jan 10, 2006 09:19 AM hello from Portugal! thanks for the add! ***** bombadell Jan 10, 2006 09:00 AM love it love it love it!!!!! Since the very first time I saw QOTSA in Portugal 2003 I couldn't go a day without listening to their music anymore! Awww I'm sooooooo in Love! Thank you for the add! Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.