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myspace background HTML Help Please Search for the answer to your question before asking it! Thanks. Home FAQ Search Memberlist Usergroups Register Profile Log in to check your private messages Log in myspace background HTML Help Forum Index - MySpace View previous topic :: View next topic Author Message fenderstreet Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 3 Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:02 pm myspace background Hey I'm kinda new to myspace and I was just wondering what's the html code to change the background colour and also if you want to change it to a picture you have? zylstra Site Admin Joined: 10 May 2004 Posts: 57 Location: Redondo Beach, CA Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:48 pm http://www.htmlcodetutorial.com/document/_BODY_BACKGROUND.html fenderstreet Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 3 Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:50 pm I tried that but it didn't work, I put the code in the About Me thing... gary.newelluk Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 348 Location: Peterhead, Scotland Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:38 am The web design forums at myspace are very good and you can find a stylesheet maker which enables you to change the styles to your whole myspace profile without knowing too much about the code. To change the background on myspace you need to add Code: <style> body { background: black; } </style> The above example sets the background to black. Obviously if you did that you'd want the text to be white (or a light colour) so you would add Code: <style> body { background: black; color: white; } </style> This only changes the background colour of the page. Your myspace profile is built up using tables. This is the point I recommend you read the myspace forum topics on profile design because the structure is quite involved. For example there are 4 nested tables used to display the about me section so you would have to add Code: <style> table table table table { background: black; } </style> to make the background of the about me section black. More annoying is the fact that they allow CSS but then don't give any of the tables ID names or Classes. _________________ Visit http://www.easywebpagedesign.com for tutorials and scripts fenderstreet Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 3 Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:51 pm Thanks so much! Iceman Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Posts: 30 Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:57 pm you can just make it simpler by using the <body> tag and use it like <body bgcolor='color name'> or <body bgcolor="#000000"> _________________ www.myspace.com/drepimp.com . . . Go there to see my myspace(or just copy paste in your browser) Display posts from previous: All Posts 1 Day 7 Days 2 Weeks 1 Month 3 Months 6 Months 1 Year Oldest First Newest First HTML Help Forum Index - MySpace All times are GMT - 7 Hours Page 1 of 1 Jump to: Select a forum HTML Help ---------------- HTML FAQ General HTML HTML Form HTML Table HTML Frame CSS DHTML MySpace HTML Tools ---------------- HTML Editor HTML to PDF HTML Email Validators & Accessibility Miscellaneous ---------------- Other Languages Website Marketing Working with Images My Site Feedback Suggestions Praise You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Your Ad Here Contact Us | Advertise | Privacy Statement | HTML Help | Old Forum Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group
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www.myspace.com/thedarkness MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup The Darkness Rock , United Kingdom Profile Views: 303777 Last Login: 01/10/2006 View more pics Contacting The Darkness MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/thedarkness The Darkness General Info Member Since February 5, 2005 Band Website thedarknessrock.com Band Members Justin Hawkins - Vocals, Guitar, Synthesizer Dan Hawkins - Guitar Ed Graham - Drums Richie Edwards - Bass Guitar Record Label Atlantic Records Type of Label Major The Darkness's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] [ View All Blog Entries ] About The Darkness 'One Way Ticket To Hell... And Back' In Stores NOW!!! Visit UGO.com to view an exclusive video interview with The Darkness. Join the Darkness mailing list below. You can unsubscribe at any time. Click below to view the brand new Darkness E-Card The Darkness - 'One Way Ticket' One Way Ticket To Hell And Back is a big f**k-off rock album about faith lost and restored, and about love lost and found. The Darkness really didnt have any choice but to make a record this good. The stakes were too high and the sheer, superhuman feat of pulling it back from the edge (an effort that would most likely kill any lesser band stone-dead) has done nothing but steel their resolve and drive them to make what had to be - and is - the finest rock album of the past twenty yearstheir debut aside, of course. Sign up for Wireless alerts and get text messages about The Darkness directly on your cell phone! You'll receive updates about TV appearances, tour announcements, new videos, and other information you just can't wait to find out. To sign up, just enter your cellphone number and hit submit! Mobile Phone (10 digits): Carrier: -Select One- AT&T Cingular Sprint T-Mobile Verizon Nextel Dobson Boost what's this? Click HERE to get Ringtones from The Darkness, including One Way Ticket! The Darkness's Friend Space The Darkness has 42682 friends. Kim Mike Alysnn .P.O.O.G.E. Thundercats, HOOOO! DaN Chris 'Metal Head' Page ♥Eliza is Eliza♥ View All of The Darkness's Friends The Darkness'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 4656 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Shelley Jan 11, 2006 01:27 PM Luv you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOX The Teeth Jan 11, 2006 12:50 PM good work lads :-) if you like new music.. come check us out.. THET TEETH.. you know you wanna DEVIN SOJOURN Jan 11, 2006 10:13 AM thanks for the add.. i really appreciate it.. feel free to stop by anytime .. stay in touch. devin. scotty the LEGEND Jan 11, 2006 09:56 AM hey guts u ok, im comin to see u in febuary at metro arena in newcastle, u guys rocked last time when u came up!!!! Van Luken composer of erection Jan 11, 2006 09:32 AM that solo on hazel eyes is so fucking gooooood...lead guitar on the new album is fucking tasty Crystal Jan 11, 2006 09:14 AM Thanks for the add guys! You rock! SACRED HEART Jan 11, 2006 08:30 AM JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY HOPE YOU'VE HAD A ROCKIN' GOOD START TO 2006! ALL THE VERY BEST, PAUL STEAD/SACRED HEART Cindy Jan 11, 2006 07:24 AM YOU GUYS ARE GR8! THANKS FOR THE ADD Red Star Rebels Jan 11, 2006 06:55 AM RED STAR REBELS ANNOUNCE SPECIAL LONDON SHOWCASE SHOW : TUESDAY JAN 17th PURPLE TURTLE, CAMDEN PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS JACK VIPER & JOANOVARC Rock n Roll explosion Red Star Rebels are bursting on the scene like a nasty rash. Celebrity followers include Tommy Lee, who has followed them for a while which led to them securing main support on the Brides of Destruction ( Nikki Sixxs old side project) Uk leg of their European tour last month. Before their 2006 supports Red Star Rebels are playing 2 stop gap shows at the Purple Turtle for industry/media and fans. Followers and friends expected to attend are The Datsuns, Tokyo Dragons, Roadstar ( formerly known as Hurricane Party ) Frankie (ex Darkness) The first is on Tuesday 17th of January. 2006 supports are set to be announced soon. Absolutely awesome reminds me of what I was doing in my early twenties with Crue Tommy Lee Motley Crue There's only three true rock bands left in the world, the "Brides of Destruction", "Quiet Riot" and "Red Star Rebels". Tracii Gunns Ex Guns n Roses LA Guns and Brides of Destruction Tommy is a rather big fan of the band Drummer magazine - Jan 2006 "Definately one to watch." Kerrang - Oct 2005 The best band that never came outta LA London Rock Daily Dec 06 Red Star Rebels are not just another one of those bands that play good old rock they have so much more, they do it to near perfection Rock Beast Dec 05 www.myspace.com/redstarrebels www.redstarrebels.com This is a ticket only event. No Exceptions so let us know if you're interested. Tickets 5. For further info Please contact Ian 07733 002994 ian@trashedmanagement.com Terran Jan 11, 2006 05:56 AM How you doing? A local radio station(94.9 The Blaze) are playing One Way Ticket To Hell... And Back!! Rock On!:):) :::april::: Jan 11, 2006 04:33 AM Hey! You guys freeeekin ROCK! Keep it going boys.....ROCK ON! Heather Jan 10, 2006 11:45 PM Hello I just heard the full album tonight. I love it!!!!!I love the bagpipes in Hazel Eyes( a few of my favorite things guitar, bagpipes, men and rock!!!)Keep Rocking On:) Heather J Jan 10, 2006 09:22 PM Hey guys, Greetings from Canada. Thanks the the Add!!! You guy's Rock!!!!!!! Take Care, J for his arms only Jan 10, 2006 08:28 PM hey guys this is my home town local band... and they are awsomeness.. they could use all the support they can get.. thankies ^_^ We want to spread the word about our band, so we need your help. And we want to reward you for your help. Detour is going to give away cool stuff each month. How can you have a chance to win it? Help us get new people to join our myspace group! So post bulletins to your friends and/or browse/search for friends and new fans on myspace and send them an email telling them to join up on Detour's myspace. Or get creative--make flyers, tell your friends at school, do whatever you think will get people to join up. The person that gets the most people to join up on our myspace each month will get free Detour merchandise, tickets, or other cool prizes (possible night out with the band, or invitation on to the bands tour bus(see pics of bus @ www.detourrock.com)). Prizes will be announced after the last day of the month. Now for the most important part!!!! --> To keep track of who gets the most people to join, you have to tell them to go to our page and post a comment saying "I was referred by (Your Myspace Name, and Your myspace URL)" (For example: I was referred by Detour, www.myspace.com/detourrock) All comments will be read by the band and posted to our page so everyone can see and keep track of how many times their name/myspace URL comes up. The band will tally up the referrals at the end of each month and announce the winner by posting a blog on our myspace page. Anyone can do this anywhere, anytime, and all prizes that can be mailed will be shipped to where ever you want. Thanks and good luck! The person at the end of the year with the most referrals will get a $250 VISA Check Card. (Minimum of 943 referrals) ~I left my heart in England~ Jan 10, 2006 07:44 PM Thanks for the add!! I love your music, you guys rock!! Lynnxxx <3 I would give some wisdom, but i'm all wisdomed out Jan 10, 2006 06:36 PM you guys are right rock sucks now... it needs to be saved... i am trying but ya know, music business is hard to get into... keep going, save me darkness your my only hope... (**BRIAN**) Jan 10, 2006 05:22 PM digging the new album! taking a while but I am giving it a chance Carlos Jan 10, 2006 03:06 PM Sweet I was added and on the same day that I finally learnt how to play Growing On Me. (The song that got me liking the band in the first place) Keep rockin. Deeza Jan 10, 2006 02:41 PM hey guys, just wanted to say you're so fuckin awesom!! i love your music! -Deeza<3 Maxamillion Jan 10, 2006 02:31 PM One way ticket to hell kicks so much ass!!!!!!!!! Rock On!!!! Stoned Henge Jan 10, 2006 01:41 PM hey guys thnx so much for playin at the UEA... its gr8 to see ur cumin home ill be there n then ill be there agin at the NEC...... Rock n Roll!!!!! acedown Jan 10, 2006 01:27 PM Hey thx for the add guys. Yall r awesome. GIVIN UP GIVIN UP, GIVIN A fuck Jan 10, 2006 01:05 PM justin hawkins damn U ! please play arenas in Southern california!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell sue now...! yer not aloud to the states unless U play arenas, or terrist will fuck yer shit up ! haha the Hotness Jan 10, 2006 12:57 PM help!!!! all the Darklings are ganging up on me on darknessrock.com and now on myspace too!!!! I wish I had never opened my mouth and said that Wanker is about me but don't worry the story is a secret between you and me my friend Eric who was with you guys during the wanker incident (from the vain came looking for his girlfriend who was on the bus with me at the gypsy tea room) ironically I am thinking about dating him??!!! but I love this guy in Dallas too?????!!!!! aahhh why can't love be simple???!!! love you guys, Farah Holly Wil Waldon Jan 10, 2006 11:16 AM BEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!! The Mean Season Jan 10, 2006 10:55 AM Hey there - thx for the add. Keep it sweet guys! Jimmy Jan 10, 2006 10:15 AM Same ere man! I'm there when yah tour in Feb. wehey! I saw yah at the NEC in 2004, at Christmas! It was facking great! I hope yah put on a good show, your brill, Cheers, Jimmy Ash- with rock in his heart! ~*~*~Na.....Tilly~*~*~ Jan 10, 2006 10:00 AM Hullo!, can't wait for your Feb tour ! I'm so there :P .. Nooo Alby is fab! Hope you message back! Love yous! Love Tilly XXxxXXx 8 Bit Bandit Jan 10, 2006 09:22 AM Got some new music up off the new cd coming out check it out! Slaphog Jan 10, 2006 09:12 AM Great new album. I was disappointed that it didn't turn out to be a Zamphir record, that intro almost gave me a heart attack. Hazel Eyes and Bald get the rinse and repeat treatment. Keep cranking out the albums, they are desperately needed! Lance Jan 10, 2006 09:04 AM Thanks for the add!! You guys rock! Dany Jan 10, 2006 09:01 AM Great new song guys. Keep up the good work. Rock on, Dany. Throw Food at Scott Stapp Jan 10, 2006 08:05 AM When you are with me, I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others we'll fly And hit Scott Stapp right in the face With a sack of rice Rebel Radio Jan 10, 2006 07:23 AM HEY U ACCEPTED WICKED.lOVE U GUYS U BOUGHT BACK FUN TO ROCK WHICH IS WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS.CHECK US OUT ON SITE OR GO TO WEBSITE AT WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM CHEERS REBEL RADIO Rebel Radio Jan 10, 2006 07:23 AM HEY U ACCEPTED WICKED.lOVE U GUYS U BOUGHT BACK FUN TO ROCK WHICH IS WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS.CHECK US OUT ON SITE OR GO TO WEBSITE AT WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM CHEERS REBEL RADIO Charlie Jan 10, 2006 07:12 AM hey, just heard that ur coming to Norwich. fu**ing nice one. you have to some bac! again ::Niki InnOuE:: Jan 10, 2006 06:41 AM hello there..... i really2 admire all of u.... thankz 4 being my frenz.... keep rockin dude.... The Mascarpone Sidewinders Jan 10, 2006 06:14 AM www.themsrock.com tbh xxx Electric Savage Jan 10, 2006 05:59 AM Thanks for the Add! can't wait to see you's on Feb 5th Sam Jan 10, 2006 05:41 AM the new album is fantastic Althoutgh it aint as heavy as the other one but it is much more diverse better all round P.s Please come to Wrexham we need decent music SAFOO Jan 10, 2006 05:11 AM I'm very late... We wish you a happy new year and all the best. Have a nice weekend. Greetings<br> SAFOO +.Ebby.+ Jan 10, 2006 02:39 AM haha my dad taught you sir justin 2 play guitar wen u were in high school THROAT CLUB Jan 10, 2006 01:02 AM www.throat-club.com ... berlin GIVIN UP GIVIN UP, GIVIN A fuck Jan 9, 2006 11:40 PM I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS... THE COMBINATION OF BALD >INFLUENCES ARE SCORPIANS QUIET RIOT, qUEEN AND THE SOLOS ARE VERY DIO'FIED AND THE SONG IS DARK LIKE DIO/SABBATH HEAVEN AND HELL ER'A O THE FEED BACK I GOT FROM MY OLDER SISTER ON "IS THIS JUST ME" IS THEY SOUNDS LIKE RATT RIGHT OFF THE BAT! SO YA DEFINATELY SHREDDING JUSTIN THANKS BRO! OW LONG BEACH ARENA AWAITS HAIL HAWKINS! Dead Against The Rest Jan 9, 2006 11:32 PM rock and roll dudes Jayde Jan 9, 2006 11:07 PM oh yeah and come to AUSTRALIA, perth pleaseeeeee Jayde Jan 9, 2006 11:05 PM heyy!!! yous are soo wicked awsumm!!! black shuck bestt songg classic, well in xo Blake Jan 9, 2006 10:35 PM hazel eyes is one of the greatest songs ever written. Ben Jan 9, 2006 10:22 PM COME TO AUSTRALIA Christie Jan 9, 2006 08:34 PM New album = Flippin' Amazing. good job Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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eXile - Issue #179 - Feature Story - The eXile introduces amateur Whore-R Stories! - By Travis Jones Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (107) Previous (58) Next (47) The eXile introduces... amateur Whore-R Stories! By Travis Jones T hose of us who have sought female companionship over the Internet are familiar with some of the Russian language sites that cater to our interests: loving.ru, dating.ru, and omen.ru are among the most popular. Every few days I get an e-mail from dating.ru, which features the latest round-up of Russian girls looking to find a boyfriend over the Internet. After all, men who have Internet access probably have better job prospects. In fact, we're an elite; according to either The Moscow Times or my girlfriend, only 2% of Russians use the Internet at home. Most of the girls on these sites are here in Moscow or in St. Petersburg -- these cities have lots of bored office workers and students with access to scanners capable of uploading a flattering picture to the Internet. When you look over the pictures of girls from the provinces, you notice that most of them have sent almost identical pictures of themselves, scantily clad, in front of drapes. Somebody posed them for these shots, so they obviously work for porn sites. But which ones? Most of us remember the beginning of "amateur" Internet porn. A college-aged girl would scan a bunch of pictures and find some commercial site designer to make her site with an early version of FrontPage. A start-up credit card processing company on the web would be used to process payments. Doing this requires a degree of initiative and intelligence, which limited the number of these sites as attractive girls with these qualities can usually find basic office jobs. But soon studios that would hire several girls and offer monthly access started getting into the business. For girls in the provinces, these studios were really the only option, because DSL and cable modems were not yet available in most of provincial Russia. All of this changed when the Ifriends network opened its doors on Valentine's Day, 1998. Ifriends is a portal that offers 'exhibitors' easy-to-download software that lets them use a 50 dollar webcam to produce streaming video online. By '98, there were thousands of porn sites with only a few girls each; Ifriends offered a central meeting place for would-be porn stars and balding, 40 year old executives to exchange services for cash. Women would use a text chat to lure men into a 'private show' in which they could then take off their clothes. Registered members got access to archive pictures, which were often superior to the pictures offered at a price on the other sites. For its trouble, iFriends collects 50% of their revenues. It is extremely easy for a girl to list herself on iFriends; as an experiment, I once pointed a Logitech webcam that I had hooked up to my old 233 at my ex-girlfriend's bunnies and let them prance around online in front of perverts from Missouri for nearly an hour. This the rabbits did free of charge. A year or two after iFriends opened its doors, girls from other countries started to appear on the site. These girls, rather than working alone from home, were employed by studios that would set up cameras and beds with computers. This was nothing new, but they used the same free software and cheap cameras that had been available to everyone for years. A cursory glance at Ifriends today reveals that there are 1700 girls logged on. Most of these girls work at studios in Russia, Romania, Latvia and the Czech Republic. For whatever reason, certain cities seem to predominate in the number of girls they feature, particularly Saint Petersburg, Yaroslavl, Riga, and Bucharest. Trying to talk to such girls in the "guest chat" room can often prove nearly impossible. They are given a list of things to say when someone comes into their "room" in order to get them to log on for a private video session. You can't really take offense to this: these girls don't have a clue what you're saying. In addition, studios usually forbid girls from talking extensively to guests if the guests don't start paying. Most of the girls stick pretty closely to their scripts. Fortunately, their pictures are always available. After having the same conversation about twelve times, it is possible to find a girl who actually wants to talk. In this case, she's usually interested in talking to an English-speaker who doesn't just babble about sex. Sometimes not. Sending a picture usually helps. I found out about Camcontacts last year from a girl in Piter who had posted a personal ad on dating.ru. These girls are attractive but not particularly better looking than other Russian girls their age; in other words, just because they are "porn stars" in a sense doesn't mean they have any more luck than other girls in real life. Go to dating.ru and you'll always run into the telltale curtains hanging in the background. These sites only make money when you pay by the minute for live nude chat. That's pretty pointless for anyone who's actually in Russia, as a fifteen minute session can cost you as much as a venture with a whore from Omen.ru I first met Anna two weeks ago on Camcontacts. She was a fair-skinned, 22-year old bleached blonde who moved to the golden ring city of Kostroma to escape the husband she left in Kirov; her three-year-old daughter lives with her. She attended a local "technological university" and works some hours at a factory that makes processed meat, in addition to her chatroom income. Anna won't tell me how much she makes, but the average chatroom girl working on her own makes about $800 a month. Studio girls make half this or less. Since most people in Kostroma Oblast make less than $200 a month, chatroom girls are well-paid by local standards. The hours can be long; Anna usually works for 12 hours a day or more; but most of these hours consist of waiting for someone to come in to watch her take off her clothes and finger herself for a few minutes. I invited myself out to Kostroma to visit Anna. She was very happy with this and selected a "hearts" motif for her yahoo pager background. I'd never seen the city, which is about a seven-hour train trip from Moscow. According to the only information available in English at waytorussia.net, the only train to the city of 280,000 leaves slightly before midnight, although there are regular busses. I found several hotels in the city: a "Guest House" that offers doubles for 50 dollars a night or 5 dollars an hour, an old Intourist place for 500 rubles a day that Anna seemed to like, and a boat-hotel for 300 rubles a night which she claims is frequented by the city's prostitutes. That Saturday evening I took the train to Kostroma. Platzkart is 12 dollars or so each way whereas Kupe is about 18. The train went via Yaroslavl; the two cities are about 80 km apart from each other but not connected by a major highway. I wanted to spend a few hours in Yaroslavl, a city I'd never seen, so I took the second class car as far as Yaroslavl and spent a few hours at a divey local discotheque called "Partizan," where I was rescued from some thugs by an English major at the university and her friends. The Armenian taxi driver informed me that the local whores ran at about 500 rubles apiece. I went platzkart to Kostroma from there. The scene out the window was run-down izbas and the occasional factory. The single-family houses struck me, probably because I hadn't left Moscow since June. Anna and I played e-mail tag while I wandered around town after checking in at the Kostroma Hotel. This hotel, which wasn't listed on the city site, has several types of rooms, including suites, first, and third class. First class rooms are $16 a night for a single with a bath, shower, tv and phone. Third class rooms are $10, but you have to share a bathroom. The hotel was out of first class rooms so I opted for the $10 room. Kostroma looked better than I'd expected, more European than most Russian cities. It's run-down like most of Russia but lacks the spiritually barren pressed-concrete architecture that characterizes many Russian cities. It was once one of the principal Commercial cities along the Volga and is as old as Moscow. It has a central open-air market and kremlin that are both several hundred years old. Perhaps most amazing about the city is that it has so many good, inexpensive restaurants, including an 'Art Cafe' where the only art on the wall consists of pictures of (clothed) young women. Most of the food is standard Russian fare, although there are two decent Pizzerias and an English restaurant called Camelot. The pizza at the pizzeria doesn't have any tomato paste, but unlike most french fries in Moscow it comes with a bottle of ketchup, spelled 'katsoop' on the menu. I guess this serves as a proxy for the tomato paste. I went to a disco in the center of town where the cover was 40 rubles and beers were 25-30. There was almost nobody there except some whores in the lobby that I chatted up for half an hour or so. Some guy they knew showed up and bugged them for $10 blowjobs, picking at Polina's fishnet stockings, which she was wearing over a regular pair of tights. Two of them had phone numbers, another did not. Not all of Kostroma made it into the 20th century and many people still don't have a home phone. When I returned from the disco, I found a message from Anna -- she had gone to work at 10, got my message, and come to the hotel only to leave when I didn't come back. The next day I waited in the morning in the lobby of the hotel for Anna to come. She arrived around 11:30. She was a bit of a disappointment -- she had looked rather young in the whitewashed pictures that she had posted on the web site. In real life she had crow's feet and could have passed for 30. She was fairly tall, standing about 5'8" or 5'9" in her high-heeled 'fuck me' boots. She was wearing a sweater with a generic label in English and skin-tight pants. She had bleached blonde hair and was smoking Next cigarettes. 'We need go to hospital..." she said. I wondered what was wrong. Apparently she had some minor malady that required a trip to the gynecologist. I'd never started a date with a trip to the gynecologist, but the rates posted on the wall were reasonable enough -- appointments were less than three dollars, surgery only $20 or so. After Anna was given a clean bill of health, we made our way to her friend Olya's apartment. Olya was also a chat girl. Anna said it was Olya's birthday, so we bought a cake on the way for Olya's place. Olya wasn't home, but her mom was, and fed us soup, tea, cranberry juice, and a shot each of home-made Ukrainian vodka which tasted a bit like Swedish Aquavit. While we waited around, we proceeded to eat half the cake. Nobody bothered to light any candles or make a wish. Olya's cat and 18-year-old son were home. She had a husband too, but he was away. The apartment was a standard one-room place on the first floor of a Stalin-era building. In the one-room place dwelt: Olya, Olya's mom, Olya's son, Olya's husband, and Olya's cat. "Nice kitty," I told Anna. "Oh -- you can have her -- there isn't any room for her." I would have considered it if not for the big, fat ticks on the cat's back. Olya came home. She was seven months pregnant, and looked it. She had short, dyed blonde hair, pretty lips and a cute nose, but her pregnant-mom overalls and crowded apartment weren't exactly stimulating. Besides, she looked pissed off, even before I offended her by saying "Foo!" when she lit a cigarette, my middle class instincts kicking in. Olya ignored me from then on. She didn't speak any English anyway, and wasn't as willing to listen to my bumbling Russian as her Mom had been. Olya had bigger problems; she was in the middle of a divorce. "Don't worry," Anna said. "Olya smoke last time pregnant." After playing with the cat and toddler for a few minutes, Anna and I took off for her studio. I never actually got a look at the studio; I waited outside the studio and had a cigarette. It was in an anonymous residential building; the entrance was a standard korpus that resembled half of the Stalin-era korpusi in Moscow. Anna got her friend Lena, who went to a bar with us where she explained how the girls' set-up worked. Lena had long, chestnut-brown hair, a round face and what she described as a Kazakh looking nose. She had an energetic personality; it was hard to assess her body under the large winter coat she was wearing. I forget the name of the bar, but it wasn't bad for a city with the size and average disposable income of Kostroma. Lena was of average build; Anna was much more fit but looked older. Lena showed me her passport; she had just had her 23rd birthday. Anna claimed to have lost her passport in a taxi. There was hardly anybody in the bar, but the waitress insisted that if we wanted a table that we had to pay at least 300 rubles between the three of us. I almost laughed at the low minimum, but then again, nothing on the menu was more than fifty rubles. Lena, Anna and I proceeded to drink Baltika 3's. Lena's English was much better than Anna's, and so we were able to talk about their workplace. The studio had three rooms; one with pink drapes, one with blue ones, and one with green ones. Each room had a bed; there were eight computers. Each woman operated a computer; customers came rarely enough so that nobody had to worry about sharing the bed that served as a setting for most of the strip-tease. Women could come and go as they pleased: there were about 30-40 women, total, but many only worked part-time. Others worked 12 hours a day. Lena practically lived there and at her sister's place. They didn't have a steady flow of customers, but when men did log in, they usually spent three or so dollars a minute. Everything was optional; the girls didn't have to finger themselves, use dildos, or anything, but usually did, as not doing so would mean that they didn't attract men into their chat rooms. Men usually had strange requests. One request Lena remembered was that she put on 3 times as much makeup as average and drink vodka -- somebody out there gets off on Russian-slut stereotypes, I guess. She was amused when a foot fetishist came to her -- all he did was pay to jerk off and look at her feet while she sat back and reviewed English words. A subsequent look at the site revealed that most of the archived pictures were soft-core if they were porn at all, although one did feature Olya holding a dildo. Lena and Anna insisted that they weren't bi, although a look at the site revealed a few pictures of them naked together. Lena told me she'd grossed $1,200 last month. Her studio takes 60%, so her net was about $500. She said there was a studio in Moscow that only took 40%. The girls supplemented their incomes by courting the interests of repeat customers, who were sometimes the object of their romantic fixations. Anna liked one guy from Michigan, and one from the west end of Alexandria, Virginia; both had sent her things and talked to her extensively on the phone. After we'd had more drinks, I drew a map showing Anna how far it was between Michigan and Virginia, and scribbled www.greyhound.com for her on a piece of paper. I asked why the girls didn't log on from home alone. "I have a computer at home and can log in whenever I want to -- you could do the same and buy a camera and work from home." They didn't understand; they thought I wanted to set up a studio. "If you set up a studio, we might work for you but only if we stop working at our studio...we don't want our boss to see us online working somewhere else," Lena said. Unfortunately, there are more barriers to getting online than just the prospect of buying a computer with a 50-dollar web-cam. As it had become so apparent at Olya's place, living conditions were often too cramped to work from home. Anna had a son that she didn't want exposed to her work, and Lena didn't have her own place. Rental properties were hard to find for less than $200 because most people inherited their places from the Soviet era and effectively lived in condominiums. High speed Internet access was difficult to set up, and dial-up access required a phone line. The biggest problem, however, was that of getting paid by Ifriends or Camcontacts. Ifriends is in America and Camcontacts in America and the UK, and both mail paper checks to their chat-hostesses rather than wiring them the cash. Getting a check from the US or UK and cashing it in Russia can take months even in a large city; Kostroma's banks don't have many of the features that those in Moscow do. To get paid, the money would have to be deposited to a US account by a friend and then sent to them via Western Union. I invited the girls back to my hotel. "We have to work tonight -- we are going to Moscow for several days so we need the money." This was news to me: I knew that a trip was planned but Anna was undecided as to whether or not she wanted to go to Moscow. I asked her how much she planned to make that night. She said that it could be as little as 200 rubles but as much as $50 dollars, but probably more like $10. The next day, they saw me off at the gray, Soviet-era bus station; they would take the train later on that day and arrive in the morning. So there you have it: the girls didn't want to come back to my hotel with me because they couldn't pass up an opportunity to make a dollar an hour or less. Unfortunately, my Megafon account has run out of money, so they won't be able to get through to me. Anna wasn't nearly as attractive in real life, although her friend was cute. Unfortunately, we all know how hard it is to switch friends. 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You can unsubscribe at any time. Click below to view the brand new Darkness E-Card The Darkness - 'One Way Ticket' One Way Ticket To Hell And Back is a big f**k-off rock album about faith lost and restored, and about love lost and found. The Darkness really didnt have any choice but to make a record this good. The stakes were too high and the sheer, superhuman feat of pulling it back from the edge (an effort that would most likely kill any lesser band stone-dead) has done nothing but steel their resolve and drive them to make what had to be - and is - the finest rock album of the past twenty yearstheir debut aside, of course. Sign up for Wireless alerts and get text messages about The Darkness directly on your cell phone! You'll receive updates about TV appearances, tour announcements, new videos, and other information you just can't wait to find out. To sign up, just enter your cellphone number and hit submit! Mobile Phone (10 digits): Carrier: -Select One- AT&T Cingular Sprint T-Mobile Verizon Nextel Dobson Boost what's this? Click HERE to get Ringtones from The Darkness, including One Way Ticket! The Darkness's Friend Space The Darkness has 42682 friends. Kim Mike Alysnn .P.O.O.G.E. Thundercats, HOOOO! DaN Chris 'Metal Head' Page ♥Eliza is Eliza♥ View All of The Darkness's Friends The Darkness'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 4656 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Shelley Jan 11, 2006 01:27 PM Luv you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOX The Teeth Jan 11, 2006 12:50 PM good work lads :-) if you like new music.. come check us out.. THET TEETH.. you know you wanna DEVIN SOJOURN Jan 11, 2006 10:13 AM thanks for the add.. i really appreciate it.. feel free to stop by anytime .. stay in touch. devin. scotty the LEGEND Jan 11, 2006 09:56 AM hey guts u ok, im comin to see u in febuary at metro arena in newcastle, u guys rocked last time when u came up!!!! Van Luken composer of erection Jan 11, 2006 09:32 AM that solo on hazel eyes is so fucking gooooood...lead guitar on the new album is fucking tasty Crystal Jan 11, 2006 09:14 AM Thanks for the add guys! You rock! SACRED HEART Jan 11, 2006 08:30 AM JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY HOPE YOU'VE HAD A ROCKIN' GOOD START TO 2006! ALL THE VERY BEST, PAUL STEAD/SACRED HEART Cindy Jan 11, 2006 07:24 AM YOU GUYS ARE GR8! THANKS FOR THE ADD Red Star Rebels Jan 11, 2006 06:55 AM RED STAR REBELS ANNOUNCE SPECIAL LONDON SHOWCASE SHOW : TUESDAY JAN 17th PURPLE TURTLE, CAMDEN PLUS SPECIAL GUESTS JACK VIPER & JOANOVARC Rock n Roll explosion Red Star Rebels are bursting on the scene like a nasty rash. Celebrity followers include Tommy Lee, who has followed them for a while which led to them securing main support on the Brides of Destruction ( Nikki Sixxs old side project) Uk leg of their European tour last month. Before their 2006 supports Red Star Rebels are playing 2 stop gap shows at the Purple Turtle for industry/media and fans. Followers and friends expected to attend are The Datsuns, Tokyo Dragons, Roadstar ( formerly known as Hurricane Party ) Frankie (ex Darkness) The first is on Tuesday 17th of January. 2006 supports are set to be announced soon. Absolutely awesome reminds me of what I was doing in my early twenties with Crue Tommy Lee Motley Crue There's only three true rock bands left in the world, the "Brides of Destruction", "Quiet Riot" and "Red Star Rebels". Tracii Gunns Ex Guns n Roses LA Guns and Brides of Destruction Tommy is a rather big fan of the band Drummer magazine - Jan 2006 "Definately one to watch." Kerrang - Oct 2005 The best band that never came outta LA London Rock Daily Dec 06 Red Star Rebels are not just another one of those bands that play good old rock they have so much more, they do it to near perfection Rock Beast Dec 05 www.myspace.com/redstarrebels www.redstarrebels.com This is a ticket only event. No Exceptions so let us know if you're interested. Tickets 5. For further info Please contact Ian 07733 002994 ian@trashedmanagement.com Terran Jan 11, 2006 05:56 AM How you doing? A local radio station(94.9 The Blaze) are playing One Way Ticket To Hell... And Back!! Rock On!:):) :::april::: Jan 11, 2006 04:33 AM Hey! You guys freeeekin ROCK! Keep it going boys.....ROCK ON! Heather Jan 10, 2006 11:45 PM Hello I just heard the full album tonight. I love it!!!!!I love the bagpipes in Hazel Eyes( a few of my favorite things guitar, bagpipes, men and rock!!!)Keep Rocking On:) Heather J Jan 10, 2006 09:22 PM Hey guys, Greetings from Canada. Thanks the the Add!!! You guy's Rock!!!!!!! Take Care, J for his arms only Jan 10, 2006 08:28 PM hey guys this is my home town local band... and they are awsomeness.. they could use all the support they can get.. thankies ^_^ We want to spread the word about our band, so we need your help. And we want to reward you for your help. Detour is going to give away cool stuff each month. How can you have a chance to win it? Help us get new people to join our myspace group! So post bulletins to your friends and/or browse/search for friends and new fans on myspace and send them an email telling them to join up on Detour's myspace. Or get creative--make flyers, tell your friends at school, do whatever you think will get people to join up. The person that gets the most people to join up on our myspace each month will get free Detour merchandise, tickets, or other cool prizes (possible night out with the band, or invitation on to the bands tour bus(see pics of bus @ www.detourrock.com)). Prizes will be announced after the last day of the month. Now for the most important part!!!! --> To keep track of who gets the most people to join, you have to tell them to go to our page and post a comment saying "I was referred by (Your Myspace Name, and Your myspace URL)" (For example: I was referred by Detour, www.myspace.com/detourrock) All comments will be read by the band and posted to our page so everyone can see and keep track of how many times their name/myspace URL comes up. The band will tally up the referrals at the end of each month and announce the winner by posting a blog on our myspace page. Anyone can do this anywhere, anytime, and all prizes that can be mailed will be shipped to where ever you want. Thanks and good luck! The person at the end of the year with the most referrals will get a $250 VISA Check Card. (Minimum of 943 referrals) ~I left my heart in England~ Jan 10, 2006 07:44 PM Thanks for the add!! I love your music, you guys rock!! Lynnxxx <3 I would give some wisdom, but i'm all wisdomed out Jan 10, 2006 06:36 PM you guys are right rock sucks now... it needs to be saved... i am trying but ya know, music business is hard to get into... keep going, save me darkness your my only hope... (**BRIAN**) Jan 10, 2006 05:22 PM digging the new album! taking a while but I am giving it a chance Carlos Jan 10, 2006 03:06 PM Sweet I was added and on the same day that I finally learnt how to play Growing On Me. (The song that got me liking the band in the first place) Keep rockin. Deeza Jan 10, 2006 02:41 PM hey guys, just wanted to say you're so fuckin awesom!! i love your music! -Deeza<3 Maxamillion Jan 10, 2006 02:31 PM One way ticket to hell kicks so much ass!!!!!!!!! Rock On!!!! Stoned Henge Jan 10, 2006 01:41 PM hey guys thnx so much for playin at the UEA... its gr8 to see ur cumin home ill be there n then ill be there agin at the NEC...... Rock n Roll!!!!! acedown Jan 10, 2006 01:27 PM Hey thx for the add guys. Yall r awesome. GIVIN UP GIVIN UP, GIVIN A fuck Jan 10, 2006 01:05 PM justin hawkins damn U ! please play arenas in Southern california!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell sue now...! yer not aloud to the states unless U play arenas, or terrist will fuck yer shit up ! haha the Hotness Jan 10, 2006 12:57 PM help!!!! all the Darklings are ganging up on me on darknessrock.com and now on myspace too!!!! I wish I had never opened my mouth and said that Wanker is about me but don't worry the story is a secret between you and me my friend Eric who was with you guys during the wanker incident (from the vain came looking for his girlfriend who was on the bus with me at the gypsy tea room) ironically I am thinking about dating him??!!! but I love this guy in Dallas too?????!!!!! aahhh why can't love be simple???!!! love you guys, Farah Holly Wil Waldon Jan 10, 2006 11:16 AM BEST BAND EVER!!!!!!!! The Mean Season Jan 10, 2006 10:55 AM Hey there - thx for the add. Keep it sweet guys! Jimmy Jan 10, 2006 10:15 AM Same ere man! I'm there when yah tour in Feb. wehey! I saw yah at the NEC in 2004, at Christmas! It was facking great! I hope yah put on a good show, your brill, Cheers, Jimmy Ash- with rock in his heart! ~*~*~Na.....Tilly~*~*~ Jan 10, 2006 10:00 AM Hullo!, can't wait for your Feb tour ! I'm so there :P .. Nooo Alby is fab! Hope you message back! Love yous! Love Tilly XXxxXXx 8 Bit Bandit Jan 10, 2006 09:22 AM Got some new music up off the new cd coming out check it out! Slaphog Jan 10, 2006 09:12 AM Great new album. I was disappointed that it didn't turn out to be a Zamphir record, that intro almost gave me a heart attack. Hazel Eyes and Bald get the rinse and repeat treatment. Keep cranking out the albums, they are desperately needed! Lance Jan 10, 2006 09:04 AM Thanks for the add!! You guys rock! Dany Jan 10, 2006 09:01 AM Great new song guys. Keep up the good work. Rock on, Dany. Throw Food at Scott Stapp Jan 10, 2006 08:05 AM When you are with me, I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others we'll fly And hit Scott Stapp right in the face With a sack of rice Rebel Radio Jan 10, 2006 07:23 AM HEY U ACCEPTED WICKED.lOVE U GUYS U BOUGHT BACK FUN TO ROCK WHICH IS WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS.CHECK US OUT ON SITE OR GO TO WEBSITE AT WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM CHEERS REBEL RADIO Rebel Radio Jan 10, 2006 07:23 AM HEY U ACCEPTED WICKED.lOVE U GUYS U BOUGHT BACK FUN TO ROCK WHICH IS WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS.CHECK US OUT ON SITE OR GO TO WEBSITE AT WWW.REBELRADIOUK.COM CHEERS REBEL RADIO Charlie Jan 10, 2006 07:12 AM hey, just heard that ur coming to Norwich. fu**ing nice one. you have to some bac! again ::Niki InnOuE:: Jan 10, 2006 06:41 AM hello there..... i really2 admire all of u.... thankz 4 being my frenz.... keep rockin dude.... The Mascarpone Sidewinders Jan 10, 2006 06:14 AM www.themsrock.com tbh xxx Electric Savage Jan 10, 2006 05:59 AM Thanks for the Add! can't wait to see you's on Feb 5th Sam Jan 10, 2006 05:41 AM the new album is fantastic Althoutgh it aint as heavy as the other one but it is much more diverse better all round P.s Please come to Wrexham we need decent music SAFOO Jan 10, 2006 05:11 AM I'm very late... We wish you a happy new year and all the best. Have a nice weekend. Greetings<br> SAFOO +.Ebby.+ Jan 10, 2006 02:39 AM haha my dad taught you sir justin 2 play guitar wen u were in high school THROAT CLUB Jan 10, 2006 01:02 AM www.throat-club.com ... berlin GIVIN UP GIVIN UP, GIVIN A fuck Jan 9, 2006 11:40 PM I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS... THE COMBINATION OF BALD >INFLUENCES ARE SCORPIANS QUIET RIOT, qUEEN AND THE SOLOS ARE VERY DIO'FIED AND THE SONG IS DARK LIKE DIO/SABBATH HEAVEN AND HELL ER'A O THE FEED BACK I GOT FROM MY OLDER SISTER ON "IS THIS JUST ME" IS THEY SOUNDS LIKE RATT RIGHT OFF THE BAT! SO YA DEFINATELY SHREDDING JUSTIN THANKS BRO! OW LONG BEACH ARENA AWAITS HAIL HAWKINS! Dead Against The Rest Jan 9, 2006 11:32 PM rock and roll dudes Jayde Jan 9, 2006 11:07 PM oh yeah and come to AUSTRALIA, perth pleaseeeeee Jayde Jan 9, 2006 11:05 PM heyy!!! yous are soo wicked awsumm!!! black shuck bestt songg classic, well in xo Blake Jan 9, 2006 10:35 PM hazel eyes is one of the greatest songs ever written. Ben Jan 9, 2006 10:22 PM COME TO AUSTRALIA Christie Jan 9, 2006 08:34 PM New album = Flippin' Amazing. good job Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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