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blog.myspace.com/canada_eh < Back MySpace.com | rss | sign in | sign up Mark Last Updated: Jan 8, 2006 Send Message Instant Message Email to a Friend Subscribe Gender : Male Status : In a Relationship Age : 19 Sign :Aquarius City : Toronto State : Ontario Country : CA Signup Date : 05/18/04 Who Gives Kudos: Miss*Concepti (2) the shIT bast (2) My Subscriptions: camami Chassidy Squeaks. Yes. Wednesday, November 16, 2005 Oh great... I speak again... Current mood: grateful Hey, whats up friends and folks. My goddess my life is busy, so I really havent done much here, and I probably wont since myspace really does kinda suck, but its free and there are a numerous amount of people here...Hmmm.... Anyways, audience, for your awareness, lets get on with the new chapter of my life. Im in Canada to stay, and nothing is going to stop that, I honestly dislike the states, the way the people are and their government.. Mind you I have alot of friends there, but it just wasnt home. As of right now, Im a programmer and a network support admin. at the Distillery District in Toronto... If you know what the Distillery District is, then you know that Im good if Im working in the main offfice. Check it out online, or if your lazy, heres a link ( http://www.thedistillerydistrict.com/ ) I work in the office where the crow was filmed, next to where both X-men movies, and some other great ones have been filmed. Pretty Fantabulous place, but its really really ritzy... Good thing I get along with any crowd, short of cowboys. Now, living in Canada is pretty awesome,,, and its not just the alcohol or whatever else canadian people smoke, er... do.... Its the atmosphere... I asked my close buddy.. my brother, Kal... Why are you proud to be Canadian... and he told me,, "We are the most respected country, we have the most epandability in a country...We are completely self reliant, and the people and beautiful...." Us, as Canadians are colourblind.... We know nothing wrong with another race, because they are our brothers and sisters. We have some of the most intelligent people to grace this world,,, thats are proud to be Canadian.... and so am I... I will never die for another country, that doesnt respect my heritage, that doesnt know who I am, and why I live, why I cry, why I choose to fight.... Not worth my time.. Again, to go with this, I am lonely... Dammit... I knew it was going to happen... I have my family here, and I love them to certain death and beyond... But I need a companion, a friend and someone that I can show how much I love them... Zhichen is so far away, and I need her here,,, but she wont... So Im stuck. I would never cheat, so no worries. But at that point, I need some more people to hang out with, trust me, Im the best person you'll ever meet, just I dont play games, I love to have fun, I love going to new places and meeting anyone, just don't double cross me, I hate that. Hmm, double crossing... Thats another thing... I, personally am trying to clean up my family last name from this area... Its feared... Get this,, I was on the train home when I ran into this guy that just got off work and he started talking.. Good guy I guess, talked about getting a pint or two, but, fuck, he asked who I was and I told him a Dubeau, he stood up and got off the train, not even at his stop... See what I mean... People Fear the name... I'm trying to change it though... I'm an amazing drummer, and I know ALOT of people in the music buisness, and thats how Im getting my name out there, that and people love to party with me... Just, my name has such a rep I'll never quite clean it, and the people who I hang out with are walking legends, again feared.... Should I give up, or keep trying? meh I was also thinking, Im very upset about my past... Yes, there are a couple things I regret... Especially that I dated.... God, the ex talk again... ALL exs are EXs for a reason... Except one.... People... Dont let the best thing in your life get away, You will always regret it, no joke at that. When that happens, you'll be in my position, thinking about it alot. Now its ok, just man I screwed it up, that and my Parents. I wish I had more control there... Infact, hmmm, things arent worth saying anymore, but, is it wrong to still have a heart for that person? I would suppose so... But that person left such an imprint in my soul... God and she deserves to be treated like a Princess... but oh well... Happiness is what you make it eh? Ok now that Im done with that discussion, for good I hope, I wanna get into what I wanna do with my life... Im such a free spirit... I wanna write, not really many books unless they are fantasy,, but leaning towards Video game stories... If you know me you know that I daydream all the time about cool stuff like that and other,,, things..... The stories in my head are crazy.... Actually, I had the coolest dreams Ive had in Ages last night... wow man, hehe... Cool stuff... Then, I always want to write music, cause the same as the stories, I can write twisted stuff... Thats why Im learning the Guitar, thanks to Dallas really... Then I can write music for the guitar and play the drums with someone and come up with some tunes. Symphony stuff is the best though... Wow...I should just write my own games and save on alot of programmers and music composers and story artists... Hmmm.... good idea (*Taps your screen*)..... Ok Im about done since its 5:00am in the rain soaked morning... And Im listening to Mozarts Greensleves,, then Offspring... and gonna watch FF7 Advent Children again... Only its Japenese with Crappy English Subtitles, but still better than waiting for it to be released here... Im in dire need of a smoke too... DONT START SMOKING, for the love of all that is holy and, healthy... dont do it... I now weigh in at 180 somethingish... Thats normal, but Ive lost over 30 pounds in not that much time... month and a half... and Im always sick... even though I have the highest immune system most doctors have seen... Ive cut years off my precious life... and I dont want anybody to suffer that... Live life and be happy... make someones day... dont give out smokes... you know all that BS talk is true... Ok... Im about to finish I swear.... Im sorry to all my friends that I neglect,, I APPRECIATE all of you guys and girls... Im just busy and I lost myself for awhile... and it took time to find myself again... This is a really hard journey that Im on... and Ive lost a dozen friends or more, so I really am proud of all of ya that stick by me and still wish for my best.. cause Im here for you night and day! ;) And the offer is open for those the want to visit me here.. I'll show you the big city, and always have my doors open for you, Mi casa Su casa. You'll enjoy it more than going to Church, almost hehe.. (I am not bashing Church El...*Poke*) Im about to go play X-Box I think, after the smoke... I gotta work early, early... It is early early...Grumble..... Its a great feeling to be needed though... Cool Cool...ee eee....... Oh Haley...Lighten up... Lifes ok, just ask that someone... Its ok, stop freaking out all the time, your also one of those people that are cared about, so no worries, your a cool kid. (And I dont mean your young, just well...we are young :P) K Im out again,... I'll post sooner this time... And I'll get my old website up again, that way, you can hear my music and see more pics with a higher traffic flow than this page... K see ya audience... Have a good one and leave me a message sometimes... I'll get to ya! 1:24 AM - 2 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment Miss*Conception You're crazy, boy! I am sad for you....but in truth time does heal all wounds....I would know! And no offense taken....You rock sweetheart and I know you have the courage to overcome all your inner obstacles! Much love to ya! <3 Lisha Posted by Miss*Conception on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 12:24 PM [ Reply to this ] ...WhEn YoU fInD oUt TeLl Me... .... yea....... this is way too fucking long... so I gave up... kinda... have a good time canadian whore... (I called in sick today to be a myspace whore....) Posted by ...WhEn YoU fInD oUt TeLl Me... on Sunday, November 20, 2005 at 10:00 AM [ Reply to this ] About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace Shop ©2003-2006 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.
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Film & TV: Pop Tarts (The Boston Phoenix . 10-27-97) Pop Tarts From Fallen Woman To "Pretty Woman," Hollywood's Love Affair With Hookers By Peter Keough OCTOBER 27, 1997: "Whatever you desire," is the slogan for Fleur de Lis, the agency in L.A.Confidential that provides its clients with call girls "cut" to resemblesuch movie stars as Rita Hayworth and Lana Turner. It's an appropriate mottofor Hollywood itself, which has made its fortune by cutting images to fulfillits audience's desires, offering the illusion of love, life, and death to bevicariously enjoyed for the price of a ticket. Prostitution in Hollywood is asanitized, sanctioned whoredom where stars transform themselves into theforbidden or inaccessible dreams, wet and otherwise, of their voyeuristicclientele. Small wonder then that the world's oldest profession has always fascinated theyoungest art. From Gloria Swanson in the silent Sadie Thompson (1928) toKim Basinger as the Veronica Lake wanna-be in L.A. Confidential , themost glamorous of Hollywood's beauties have prostituted themselves -- perhapsin an effort to elevate the institution that uncomfortably resembles their own.They've allowed Hollywood -- and us -- to have it both ways: we can reject theforbidden fruit even as we ogle it on screen. It's a lot safer and cheaper tosavor, say, Julia Roberts's charms in Pretty Woman (1990) and rejoice inher fairytale redemption than try to achieve the same result on Berkeley Streeton a sordid Saturday night. The body of films about prostitution reflects our culture's uneasy andobsessive love/hate affair with the ultimate commodity. It's a catalogue of thefantasies -- not all of them male adolescent -- that adorn prostitution likecheap perfume and tawdry glad rags. One of the earliest and most persistent isthat of the fallen woman saved from her fate by the love of a good man. In theracier years of the classic studio period, before the 1934 Production Codeeliminated any reference to the unwholesome facts of life, Hollywood was freeto call a whore a whore and not label her with euphemisms like "party girl" or"actress." The studios were still obliged, however, to reform her or elsepunish her for her sins -- and ours. In Josef von Sternberg's Shanghai Express (1932), Marlene Dietrich's"Shanghai Lili" becomes a high-class courtesan cruising the China coast afterbeing dumped by her stuffy lover, British Army officer Clive Brook, for testinghis jealousy. They meet years later on the title train, which is then seized byrevolutionary warlord Warner Oland. Dietrich gets a chance to make up for herrough trade and tough-minded independence by offering herself to Oland inreturn for her ex-lover's eyes, which the warlord, in a Freudian moment, hasthreatened to put out. The timely intervention of another hooker (playedseductively by Anna May Wong) discloses and prevents Dietrich's sacrifice, andall ends respectably. Not so in John Cromwell's adaptation of Somerset Maugham's Of HumanBondage (1934). Bette Davis, in the role that made her a star, plays thewaspish, consumptive waitress who seduces aspiring artist/physician LeslieHoward. As her treachery and bitchiness intensify, her health and professionalstanding decline; she winds up as a broken streetwalker dying in a poorhouse.It's a chilling lesson not to cheat on pallid, club-footed dreamers; the ironyis that Davis is far more attractive, if not more sympathetic, than Howard. Like Dietrich in Shanghai Express , Hollywood's women of little virtueshow a strength, independence, and allure that's more appealing than appalling.Especially when compared with the milksop representatives of respectablesociety. That's why hookers so often serve to send up the hypocrisy ofestablished morality. In Rain (1932), Lewis Milestone's remake of Sadie Thompson , Joan Crawford plays a South Seas trollop whosewantonness exposes the repressed desire behind puritanical preacher WalterHuston's intolerance of the flesh. In Clarence Brown's adaptation of EugeneO'Neill's Anna Christie (1930), Greta Garbo talks for the first time onscreen and earns an Oscar nomination for her efforts as the fallen young womanof the title who returns to her ne'er-do-well seafaring father after beingabandoned 15 years before. What she did all that time to support herself isrevealed after a young sailor proposes to her -- but she's vindicated and thepatriarchal society that lowered her is condemned. Prostitutes became personae non grata once the Hays Office took over inthe mid '30s, so Hollywood called them showgirls, or the non-specified femmesfatales of film noir, or, in the notorious case of From Here to Eternity (1953), USO workers. With the easing of moral restraints in the '60s, however,hookers once again could speak their name on screen, ushering in an onslaughtof films whose changing take on the subject of prostitution is a coy history ofour society's attitudes toward sex, gender, power, and money. Elizabeth Taylor and Audrey Hepburn started things off timidly enough with Butterfield Eight (1960) and Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961), respectively. In Daniel Mann's diluted adaptation of John O'Hara's Eight , Taylor plays a "model" with a taste for rich men and late hours;she will abide being called a tramp, but she won't accept the $250 hersocialite lover Laurence Harvey leaves her. Neither will he leave his sexless,devoted wife for her, and Taylor is duly punished for offering Harvey andaudiences a sexy alternative to drab middle-class existence (she would berewarded later, with an Oscar). As Truman Capote's Holly Golightly in BlakeEdwards's Tiffany , Hepburn evades, briefly, the strictures ofrespectable housewifery by flittering on the fringes of Manhattan society,earning her keep from men by, it would seem, being witty and fascinating. Inneither film are the nuts and bolts of the actual business referred to: theheroine's lifestyle merely seems somewhat mysterious, maybe a littledepraved. But certainly enticing -- for women as well as men. There's the great clothes,the idle luxury, the independence (just like a James Bond film); there's alsothe lure of sexual experimentation, self-abasement, maybe even romance.Hollywood in the '60s contented itself with suggesting the forbidden appeal ofprostitution, but European filmmakers like Jean-Luc Godard with 1962's Vivresa vie (and, in a sense, every film he's made) and Luis Buñuel withhis deliciously perverse 1967 classic Belle de jour exploredprostitution both as a manifestation of repressed desire and as an allegory ofthe movie industry in particular and capitalist society in general. American filmmakers tend to be more idealistic, if not more naive. Especiallywhen they're trying to be hip, as they were in the late '60s and early '70s.One prostitution myth that evolved in this period was theknight-in-shining-armor scenario, in which the hero rescues the heroine fromthe wicked pimps who enslave her. In so doing he also frees himself from allhis unacknowledged inhibitions, which makes for a happy or at leastclarifyingly tragic ending. In Herbert Ross's The Owl and the Pussycat (1970), nerdy would-be writer George Segal is tossed together with unbearablyshrill call girl and actress Barbra Streisand. Think Pygmalion : heimproves her vocabulary, she screws him and teaches him how to be himself. The pattern is much the same if dicier in Alan Pakula's Klute (1971),as small-town policeman Donald Sutherland squires big-city call girl Jane Fonda(another hooker role that turned Oscar gold) for information about thedisappearance of a prominent acquaintance. His tight-lipped repressivenessdoesn't long withstand Fonda's frisky savoir faire, and his straight-arrowvirtue proves more therapeutic to her than her psychiatrist does. The formulagoes sour, however, in the uncompromising assault of Martin Scorsese's TaxiDriver (1975), in which Robert De Niro's lumpen Sir Galahad fuses squalorand chivalry to save an unwitting, pubescent Jodie Foster in one of cinema'smost astounding scenes of sparagmos . Too bad the knight syndrome didn't come to an end with Travis Bickle's killingspree -- we might not have had to endure the demeaning, vastly popular treacleof Garry Marshall's Pretty Woman (1990). Richard Gere is a corporatebuccaneer who dismembers companies and sells the fragments. Julia Roberts ismore in the corporeal line, and their chance merger is mutually beneficial asRoberts learns which is the proper fork to eat with and Gere learns to have agood time and stop being pissed off at his father. Needless to say, the brutal realities of both businesses are airbrushed --what's the deal with Roberts's drug-addict friend, for example? And yet thefilm is quite matter-of-fact about prostitution's capitalist nature. As suchit's another in a long line of films that explore the profits and losses ofwhoring. Leave it to Billy Wilder to come up with one of the first, the saucy ifoverlong Irma La Douce (1963), in which gendarme Jack Lemmon loses hisjob and his heart to Shirley MacLaine's Parisian trollop of the title. On therebound, he becomes her pimp, but since he cannot bear to have her sleep withanyone else, he disguises himself as a wealthy English lord who just wants toplay solitaire. The lord becomes her sole customer, and in order to pay her --in fact himself -- Lemmon must work nights in a meat market. After taking onthe roles of capital, labor, and the aristocracy, he's left too exhausted toenjoy the object of his desire. A similar critique of capitalism might be read from Robert Altman's McCabe& Mrs. Miller (1971). At the turn of century on the West Coast,entrepreneur and gambler McCabe, played with raffish insouciance by WarrenBeatty, joins forces with brothel keeper and opium addict Mrs. Miller, playedby a luminously besotted Julie Christie. Together they transform a sleepybackwater into a frontier boomtown, only to attract the interest of corporatehonchos back east. The film concludes with one of cinema's greatest sequences,one that is simultaneously lyrical, tragic, and epic -- a rapturous and somberimage heralding the end of the frontier spirit and the beginning of Americancorporate capitalism. In the age of Reagan, though, the corporate types are the heroes, not the badguys, so pioneer McCabe gets replaced by preppie self-promoter Tom Cruise in Risky Business (1983). Left home alone in his ritzy Chicago suburb,Cruise avails himself of the services of hooker Rebecca De Mornay and in shortorder turns the family home into a brothel. That annoys the lower-class scumwho are the girl's pimps, and after some misfortunes involving a Steuben eggand a Porsche in Lake Michigan, she gets reformed and he learns a lesson beforeheading off to Princeton, presumably to learn to become a corporate raider likeRichard Gere. Ron Howard's half-witted Night Shift (1982) plays the same theme offthe old pairing of love and death. Henry Winkler is a morgue attendant who'stempted by moronic colleague Michael Keaton to take advantage of the slowlate-night shift by setting up a brothel among the stiffs. All works well --the boys make money and the girls get health benefits -- but Howard, likeLemmon in Irma La Douce , falls in love with the merchandise, starstablemate Shelley Long. Then there's the requisite threat from thelower-class-scum pimps that want in on the action. Not to worry, though: thetrue love of heart-of-gold Long enables Winkler to shake off his middle-classrepressed self and his respectable eating-disordered fiancée and haveeverything his way (his sending back a sandwich he didn't order is a dramatichighlight). Recent Hollywood efforts have taken thisrespectable- folks- turning- brothel- keepers to new smarmy heights. Prostitutionbecomes not just as another business but a reflection of and cure-all for thedysfunctional family. In Mighty Aphrodite (1995), Woody Allen ickilymirrored his own tabloid-blazoned scandals as the father of an adopted childwho tracks down its natural mother in a misguided attempt to heal his troubledmarriage and tweak his Oedipal curiosity. That the mother is a whore -- ascatological Mira Sorvino winning an Oscar by imitating Minnie Mouse -- says asmuch about Allen's trouble with women as Hollywood's inveterate misogyny. The unholy mother/whore combination can be seen in flagrante in RichardBenjamin's Milk Money (1994). A trio of scampish suburban kids puttogether a hundred bucks in change and ride their bikes to the big city. Therethey employ bimbo Melanie Griffith to show them her tits and give them a ridehome. One of the more annoying tykes is determined to hook Griffith up with dadEd Harris, a widower devoted to saving "the wetlands." The traditional avengingpimp turns up, of course -- not lower-class, this time, but Eurotrash BritMalcolm McDowell. Yet this marriage of suburbanite complacency andtransgressive urban sass is as inevitable as Griffith's cleavage. Although vastly inferior, Milk Money is reminiscent of Jonathan Demme's Something Wild . And not just because both feature Melanie Griffith in asundress. In Demme's masterpiece, she's Lulu, the spitting image of LouiseBrooks's archetypal prostitute from the Pabst silent film of the same name.(This latter-day Lulu's profession is left ambiguous.) She pounces ondown-on-his-luck corporate executive Jeff Daniels, who's lost his wife,furniture, and very likely his job when Lulu lures him through the HollandTunnel and on the road to an America Charles Kuralt never encountered. With RayLiotta in his first and finest performance as a psychopath who shows Daniels aglimpse of the dark side, Something Wild is exactly that, a rollickingvoyage through comedy and melodrama that discloses the savage face beneathgenial stereotypes. Demme's film also reminds us that, at their best (which is not often),Hollywood's movies about prostitution serve as a bridge -- in the case of Something Wild , a tunnel -- between the respectable and the forbidden,the repressed and the desired. In Leaving Las Vegas (1995), NicolasCage's sodden screenwriter abandons the glitz of LA for the desert of the titletown. There, at the bottom of cases of bottles, he finds call girl ElisabethShue. They fall in love, but neither reforms the other: he'll drink himself todeath; she'll sell herself until she's no longer desirable. They offer us noconsolation, and neither does the film. It takes the sweet beauty and theangelic attentions of Shue, in her Oscar-nominated performance, to make anaudience embrace those brutal truths. Which is Hollywood's way of showing thata hooker's heart of gold is in fact our own heart of darkness. Prostitution Theory 101 - A Boston Phoenix article on hookers The Boston Phoenix's Movies Archives Peter Keough Archives Film & TV: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 © 1995-99 DesertNet, LLC . The Boston Phoenix . Info Booth . Powered by Dispatch