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Home Page At ToolsForMySpace.com BookMark This Page Email Friend Contact Support Looking for ways to improve your MySpace web page? Here you will find all kinds of goodies to help make your MySpace site, the best it can be. All tools are very easy to use and allow you to customize just about everything there is to edit... Home Page Profile Editor TFMS Forums Other Tools Select Page To Go To In Quick Nav Profile Editor (Tutorial Version) Profile Editor (ALL IN ONE) Simple Templates Quick Changes Best Video Codes TFMS Image Editor Video Code Templates Contact Table Image Generator Extended Network Image Generator ScrollBox Designer MySpace Games Toolbar Wizard Page Translator Shadow Text Generator Forums Check out our latest goodies for MySpace.com Pixels For MySpace MySpace Games TFMS Image Editor ScrollBox Designer Contact Table Image Generator Extended Network Image Generator Looking For Video Codes & Lyrics? Visit BestVideoCodes.com Visit our other Tool sites Avatar HomePage Editor For IMVU.com Profile Editor For SiteSpaces.net Profile Editor For VampireFreaks.com Profile Editor For TeenChill.com Profile Editor For Friendster.com Be sure to check out our new Mini Video Templates Want a way to edit your Profile at MySpace.com? Our MySpace Profile Editor allows you to customize the look and feel of your MySpace web page. Edit colors, fonts style, many features available that have never been seen in other editors. Use one of our custom templates or design your own! Our Toolbar Wizard allows you to create your own custom toolbar that has all your favorite links to areas on MySpace.com. It also allows you to customize the toolbar itself. Add your own features with the click of a button. Once you have created the toolbar, you can share it with your friends and family. Add music, videos, links and much more... This is a collection of other useful utilities that we have to make your MySpace site stand out from all the rest. Most are simple cut and paste routines while others allow you to add your own features and options to make your MySpace site look like no one else. Links Directory
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CricketSoda MySpace Profile Editor CricketSoda's MySpace Profile Editor Welcome to the CricketSoda MySpace Profile Editor. With our simple easy to use editor you can transform your boring, plain, unoriginal Myspace profile to fit your unique needs. All you have to do is follow the following steps, and decide just how you want your profile to look. I tried to make it as simple as possible with step by step instructions that anyone can figure out. If you have any problems, please let us know via The CricketSoda Forums here , or you can talk to the Myspace Guru at shadows.com here . CricketSoda Myspace Stuff Pre Made Layouts : Myspace Editor : Myspace F.A.Q Myspace Editor Quick -n- Easy Navigation Links Step One : Change the Colors and Style Step Two : Add Images Step Three : Add Movies Step Four : Make tons of friends You can also leave us comments! If you run into any problems with our myspace editor, please let us know so we can fix it! The CricketSoda Myspace Profile Layout Contest! : Design a Myspace Profile layout and win cash prizes. To enter all you have to do is fill out a short form and submit us your code and images. We will let people on the internet vote for the best one! You could even use our editor to create a profile, copy and paste the code and be one step closer to winning. Click here to see more details about the contest and enter! Step One : Change the Colors and Style Not everyone likes the same colors, so why not change your profile to reflect the colors you truly adore. Fill out the following form with the color information, any background image and background music you might want to add to your myspace profile, and then hit submit. It will generate code your can copy and paste into your profile. Note: having other code on your Myspace profile may have an effect on the layout of your profile. If you have problems, make sure you don't have any other style code. (pictures, videos, music; stuff like that are fine) Select your editing method: simple | advanced Background Color Pick Color or Background Image more info on page backgrounds Background Music more info on background music note: if you plan on adding a video to your MySpace, make sure they don't conflict with one another. It can turn your profile into one messy nasty noise. Table Background Pick Color Main Text Font Family Arial Arnoldboecklin Blippo Bookman Brushstroke Comic Sans Courier New Courier cursive Coronetscript fantasy Fixed Florence Gill Sans Helvetica Impact Lucida monospace Oldtown Palatino Parkavenue sans-serif serif Times Times New Roman Zapf Chancery Main Text Color Pick Color Main Text Size 8pt 10pt 12pt 14pt 16pt 18pt 20pt 36pt 72pt Main Text Style -> Bold Italic none Link Text Color Pick Color Link Text Size 8pt 10pt 12pt 14pt 16pt 18pt 20pt 36pt 72pt Link Text Style -> Bold Italic none Visited Link Color Pick Color Link Mouse Over Color Pick Color Link Mouse Over Size 8pt 10pt 12pt 14pt 16pt 18pt 20pt 36pt 72pt Link Mouse Over Style -> Bold Italic none Table Border Style Solid______________ Dashed_ _ _ _ _ Dotted.................. Table Border Color Pick Color Border Size 1 2 3 4 5 6 none (select none for no border) Take the code on the next page and paste it into your About Me or any other part of your profile. Sometimes it takes a few tries to get the colors just right. Try to image painting your room, or your car or whatever. Open your MySpace in a new window so you can go back and forth from MySpace to this editor. To try the new colors all you have to do is replace the code you inserted into your profile. When you get the code, a little snippit will be included at the end that looks like this: <small>This profile was edited with <A Href='http://www.cricketsoda.com'>The CricketSoda Myspace Editor!</A></small> You can delete that if you wish, or you can support The CricketSoda Myspace Editor. Sometimes the link dosn't fit in well with a person's design. We understand. :) 2.22222222222E+236 The CricketSoda MySpace Profile Editor is brought to you by CricketSoda.com And the CricketSoda Media Team Created by Individuals of the CricketSoda Space Program and is no way affiliated with Myspace.com
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www.myspace.com/rocketrecords MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Rocket Records "tacoma uber alles" Female 36 years old TACOMA,WASHINGTON United States Last Login: 01/11/2006 View more pics Contacting Rocket Records MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/rocketrecords Rocket Records's Interests General LPs, CDs, DVDs, 7" singles, rock & roll, thrash metal, extreme noise, indie rock, electro, free jazz, experimental, doom, garage rock, stoner rock, free folk, hip hop, black metal, drone, funk, death metal, smithsonian folkways, psyche, prog, cult movies, panic rock, alt.country, hardcore, grindcore, power pop, free improv, gamelan, blues, classic rock, ambient, electronica, grunge, old country, power metal, creep, modern composers, fire music, industrial, post-punk, drum & bass, avant garde, the wire, box sets, rare vinyl, spoken word, and uh, yr band. 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( view more ) new stuff: 11.22.05 ( view more ) new stuff: 11.15.05 ( view more ) new stuff this week: 11/08/05 ( view more ) new releases 11.01.05 ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] Rocket Records's Blurbs About me: I'm an independent record store in Tacoma, Washington. Martin owns me and Ash manages me, 7 days a week. I'm on the corner of 6th and Proctor, right down the street from Hell's Kitchen! 3843 6th Avenue Tacoma, WA 98406 ph: 253-756-5186fax: 253-756-5196 Who I'd like to meet: Music lovers of the world. Rocket Records's Friend Space Rocket Records has 259 friends. Durango95 twink the wonder kid EARLY MAN Hand Panther smilin' andrew rabbit THE ELEPHANTS jack endino The Mexican Blackbirds View All of Rocket Records's Friends Rocket Records'sFriends Comments Displaying 21 of 21 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) I loved you Guinevere Dec 24, 2005 04:42 PM hi rocket our songs are available for download now just so ya know. merry chrismas yo. jay transunion MEATL1P Nov 30, 2005 03:46 PM GOT A LOT (CRUNCH CRUNCH) GOT A LOT (CRUNCH CRUNCH) GOT A LOT OF WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE THE STENCH GOT A LOT (CRUNCH CRUNCH) GOT A LOT (CRUNCH CRUNK) GOT A LOT OF WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE THE STENCH! The Free Tacoma Project Nov 28, 2005 09:26 AM WEATHERHEAD Compilation Nov 21, 2005 08:42 PM HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING!!!!! Trans Union Nov 17, 2005 04:00 PM yeah thanks, we'll definatly have a better demo for you pretty soon. the shit one we decided to give you was recorded that day on my 4 track then we tried to put it to cd so yeah... but we are for sure up for an instore, that would be cool. thanks jay transunion Trans Union Nov 16, 2005 04:29 PM hey guys! we have better recordings of two of our songs on our myspace so you should check that out.Thanks alot! Trans Union the twat force get down Oct 30, 2005 03:36 PM dude... no problem, brah ---julia--- Aug 24, 2005 04:05 PM Enjoy summer while it lasts. My advice: do something bad for you. You only live once. xo Julia oily coyote Jul 8, 2005 05:55 PM I Forgot May 11, 2005 04:12 PM thnk u fr add Kontact djs Apr 5, 2005 05:05 PM for more info go to www.nwtekno.org SPLENDID VENGANCE Jan 7, 2005 04:19 PM Thanks for adding the GREATEST ROCK BAND IN THE GALAXY to your friends!! You ROCK almost as much as we do!! 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Rhino -- I Need MySpace: Confessions of a Validation Junkie - Rzine # 666 All Products Music Videos Articles Columns Reviews NEW! Podcasts Press Releases Tour Dates Rhino Recommends Newsletter New Releases Upcoming Releases Rhino’s Finest Gift Ideas NEW! 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Chances are they're trolling about on MySpace.com, answering emails, sending friend requests to scantily-clad bimbos (who probably gangstered their profile pictures from porn sites), posting comments on the pages of not-so-secret crushes, and stalking the pages of those for whom they are harboring all manner of psychopathic inclinations. Sounds scary? It is. But mostly because you know exactly what I'm talkin' about, and it's weirding you out. Hey, don't trip, it weirds me out too. And have I got a story, morning glory. I'll get to it. Eventually. This, in essence, is a follow-up to a feature that I had written last year for Rhino.com. Apparently you kids grooved on it in a big way, and I thank you. I actually just revisited the original to try to put it in context, and couldn't figure it out. Evidently, my love-hate relationship with this weapon of mass social deconstruction continues to this moment (I had called it a weapon of mass social construction in my first installment, but now I know better). It's not so much that MySpace severely fucks with my head—even though it absolutely does (and many others' too, as I have been relieved and appalled to discover when comparing notes and confessing reconnaissance missions that are mad-genius in nature and alarming even to myself). Rather, it's that the instant I step into MySpace, I am lost in the vortex for 8 or 10 hours. And I just don't have that kind of time. Some people log in and out in a matter of minutes. Not moi. I have been ignoring friend requests and messages for two weeks. Just like laundry, the longer you let it pile up, the longer it's gonna take you to get through. I can't remember the last time I signed on to MySpace or Friendster, but we're about to find out. Friendster, though the pioneering precursor to MySpace, has long since been eclipsed by the trendier, less geeky, and more sleek MySpace equivalent. But when last I was bitching about these tangled Webs, I had 12 friends and zero comments on my Friendster page. On MySpace, I have 420 friends and 183 comments. Unprocessed friend requests amount to—well, we're about to find out. It's a sick and twisted game of validation, and now that I'm a real playah, I need my fix. Also on my MySpace laundry list: I want to change my headline, post a remembrance about a deceased acquaintance, leave a poem (disguised as a comment) on a guy's page (which means I am gonna out us both to everyone who's clocking either of us, and judging by the however many thousands of profile views on my page, never mind his, this literary act of emotional suicide might not sit well with his royal prissiness, since he's in heavy denial about our deal), and finally read some friends' blogs. They always read mine and post comments, so I feel like a shit for not reciprocating. There seems to be an unspoken social contract of mutual public validation in this bizarro parallel universe. Incidentally, MySpace was recently acquired by Fox. I daresay that the site runs way slower now, a symptom, in my estimation, of the corporate malaise. But never mind that. You gotta wonder why someone is on MySpace in the wee small hours. Coffee and cigarettes? Wine? Recreational pharmaceuticals? Some combo thereof? Admittedly, when I note the time of a certain someone's log-in at, say, the uncivilized hour of 8 a.m., I am confident that he is not in hook-up mode. I exhale a private sigh of relief and carefully set down my shaking wine glass. It takes a wrought-iron constitution to contend with this cybersocial clusterfuck. But to quote Tom Petty, "I keep going back again cuz it's so hard to kick it." I was in the frozen edibles department of Trader Joe's the other night when I heard one overgrown frat guy say to another, "Have you heard of MySpace? I just posted a profile..." I wanted to hear the rest of his bragging rites, but was too hungry and anxious to locate a low-fat burrito, that I didn't have the patience to hear about what would presumably be a recount of some email proposition from some bimbo that inevitably came to naught. And speaking of the plight of the woefully unattached, I have actually responded to MySpace bulletin questionnaires asking, "Are you single?" with the snippy repost, "Would I be here if I had someone better to do?" Not surprisingly, a friend told me that he had to delete his MySpace account because it was "hurting his girlfriend too much." Yes, the semi-anonymity of MySpace affords, um, ladies and gentlemen the opportunity to be the playahs they always wanted to be (a damn noble aspiration, I daresay), causing the sorry-ass downfall or drama-packed implosion of more than one worthwhile romantic relationship due to the nearly-irresistible siren's call of lurid hook-ups and very public displays of validation and more-often-than-not untoward affection. I have recoiled many times from the discovery of such slobberings all over someone's page and/or images, as well as their well-placed droolings in the comments and photo indexes of others. It's my train wreck, and I'll look if I want to. As a validation junky, I need the gigantic fix that everyone else seems to get (even though I pretend I don't), and I don't get nearly enough. Though I'm still waaaaay better looking in person, I have nonetheless been recognized on The Scene by MySpacers, and I still ain't gettin' no love. My friends post accolades for me, but they're my friends, and no doubt secretly pity the lack of adoration, desirability, and pursuedness that are so blatantly in absentia from my MySpace page. It kinda blows. As a writer, I use my powers for good and not for evil (believe it or don't). I am actually in the process of playing a MySpace version of Cyrano de Bergerac in order to acquire some essential information. Woodward and Bernstein would be proud. However, a former friend of mine is not. That's why she's off the A List. Hopefully I will be able to finish this amusing petite vignette and meet all other obligations (including mailing back her DVDs) before the Internet Police take me away. This venerable website has recently posted a MySpace profile—www.myspace.com/rhinorecords. I am going to send a friend request, and then shamelessly pimp my words on Rhino's page. Interestingly, I have witnessed a backlash phenomenon: bands will self-promote on MySpace to their 8,769 "friends," and 20 of them will show up for a gig. That's because everyone is trapped in the MySpace vortex and can't find their way out in time to go anywhere. Or maybe they're not inclined to leave the comfort zone of MySpace. Either way, you don't have to be a card-carrying Mensa member to understand that people are becoming social retards because of it. The bimbos are becoming more embarrassingly aggressive in pouncing on their prey, and the sperm-carriers are becoming exceedingly lazy because they no longer have to try. If you post it, they will come. In fairness, I have seen the MySpace community rally to the cause: impressive turnouts for benefit concerts and memorial services that have been announced there prove that every once in a while people can actually log off and get their asses in gear. Though it's a drag it takes a tragedy to make it so. It's 6 of the clock in the a.m. of a Wednesday night/Thursday morning. Time to waste away again in cyberville... Ah, Friendster.com. I never thought I would feel sorry for a website, but I do. A pop-up window promises changes and improvements. "You said jump, and we did," promise "Your Friends at Friendster." I also feel like a heel forabandoning my page. After all, it was Friendster, not MySpace, that put the asocial cyberwheels in motion. I have 11 friends, two of whom logged on this very night. My profile has been viewed zero times since 09.01.05. I think I last logged on in late December of '03. Yikes. Maybe if I do a search on a couple of Friendsters... Never mind. Time to bounce, kidz; this party is sooooo over. As far MySpace.com: my last log-in was 10 days ago. Not long enough to suit me, I daresay. I have had 6,462 profile views since13 October 2003, when I created my profile, and 182 comments. I have 10 unread messages, 35 friend requests, six new comments, four new image comments, three new blog responses, and countless event invitations. It's high noon, and I've been on MySpace now for six hours. My profile views have jumped to 6,497. My friends list is now 436, as there are many requests I've not yet approved. However, I've done my share of spreading some genuine validation around MySpace, replied to most of my messages, declined three dates, accepted one, and tried to post that bit of priceless poetic genius on a certain someone's page, forgetting that his royal prissiness must approve all comments before they go live. Do you think he will or do you think he won't? Somehow, some way, some time, a vile individual got added as a "friend" to my page. Nonetheless, I know where the delete button is, and I'm not afraid to use it. You may think I'm a hypocrite based on the major hissy fit that was enjoyed by all in my first installment of Don't Kill Me Now . I'm not, though. I've only made a contentious peace with this cyber-phenomenon that has consumed so much of my not-so-free time. At least I'm not one of those people who insist that MySpace is a bunch of bullshit so they can cover their vulnerable asses in the likely event of a cybersocial misfire on the illusion of their popularity. Like anything else, what we do and what we say will impact someone somewhere. The audience is listening, boys and girls. I just stumbled upon a page that has 422,010 "friends" and 130,843 comments. I feel another hissy fit coming on. To make matters much worse, MySpace has added a new feature whereby you can select and order your favorite friends' pix on the front page of your Space. Can you imagine the shit storms brewing, including mine? It doesn't help matters that I remain waaaay better looking in person, as well as a very jealous goddess. And so goes the tale of this nightingale... Let us know what you think. A word about submissions: We post what you give us, so please don't include your email address or any personal info. Your comments reach Rhino, not necessarily the writer, so don't expect a reply from them (or us, see our help section for contact info). We gather and post your submissions in batches, so do expect a short delay. And don't get bent if we edit your comments. We probably won't, but we reserve that right. Comments: i think i can relate. current time: 1:49am. sincerely, -another myspace junkie still stuck in the vortex nice work, sister The boy is the naught. I don't own a myspace. for this exact reason. Anything you can spend six hours of your life on, without developing any real skills or actual human interaction, or even really "having fun", shouldn't be considered part of your daily routine. It's sad to think that real relationships, and real interaction, has been neglected in favour of comments and friends lists. It's not unlike television in that way. 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