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eXile - Issue #163 - Whore-R Stories - Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day - By Genghis Goldberg Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (4) Next (14) Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day By Genghis Goldberg Browse Author (8) Previous (4) Next (3) T he buildup to International Women's Day here in Moscow last month was as nauseating as Christmas Season in New England. All those flower vendors, cheesy TV specials and grotesque toasts to womanhood triggered fantasies of cutting off my lady friend's head and storing it in the back of the freezer, behind the Gzhel and the sack of frozen broccoli. There was only one way to avenge this evil: celebrate March 8th with a whore. Not another newspaper whore from our page 23, but a whore picked from an open-air market. So hold on to your latex gloves, folks, cuz I'm a-gonna take you back to March 8th, that magical, enchanting holiday celebrating the mystery and gift of Women. Before we go there I want to take this opportunity to make an aside. Thank God there is no Women's Day holiday in America. I can imagine the layers of irony and suppressed desperation that such a holiday would bring out. The whole inter-gender sickness would gurgle out of the social sewer grill every year on cue: "Oh, I'm sooooo happy you're celebrating me. Tchya, as if." "This holiday is so sexist, you know? No, just kidding! I don't really give a shit about some stupid holiday, you know? I'm not into that whole PC thing?" "No, really, it's okay. Forget it, you know? It's not the holiday that I care about, it's just...forget it, nothing." But why do I torture us both, readers, with horrible reminders of the Repression? We're not in America. Let's move on with our lives. In Russia it's impossible to avoid Women's Day. I used to do the gentlemanly thing and call all the women in my life to wish them all the usual: chlamydia, breast cancer, cellulite... This year I was going for a clean slate. No phone calls. No women. Just a whore. Rudnitsky and I called a taxi at about 9:30 p.m. on Women's Day evening. I instructed the driver to take us to the nocturnal whore colonies that come out to feed on that block of Leninsky Prospekt between Oktyabrskaya metro and Gagarin Ploschad. "Going for sluts?" the burly driver asked. "Yes." The mission cheered our driver up - I always expect Russian taxi drivers to get nationalistic and protective over their womenfolk when I ask them to take me to whore markets, but the opposite is always true: they look at you as a real bloke and often go the extra mile for you. "I don't think you'll find anything on Leninsky now," he suggested. "We should go to the Moskva." "They're too expensive there," I said. He shrugged. We wasted a half hour trawling Leninsky before giving up and going to the Moskva. "I'm telling you, the only hope is the Moskva at this time," he said. "Okay, let's do it." There, a mamochka -- an over-the-hill whore in sweat pants, parka and cap -- waited near the former Dikii Loschad restaurant, bouncing just off the curb. She told us to follow a white Moskvich which was parked just ahead of us. We followed the Moskvich to the Lubyanka bus stop across from the FSB headquarters. The Moskvich stopped in front of a group of dirty Russian cars: one mini-van and two Ladas. This was the tochka. Another mamochka approached, this one younger and Asiatic. "We've got 70, 100 and 150," she said. "Which do you want to see?" "100," I said. Suddenly it was like that scene from the keystone cops: about thirty girls piled out impossibly from cars that should only hold a total of five, then lined up in a semi-circle before our headlights like trained dogs, or like slaves on an auction block. One girl looked enticing: a shy, extremely thin village girl with a big head, big eyes and a terrible hairdo. The problem was she looked too young and skittish. To get the whore-r story for this issue, I needed an older girl who'd been through the hard knocks, a girl with tales to tell. The rest of the 100-dollar line-up looked like something out of the Star Wars bar scene. "Let's see the 150's," I told the mamochka. She shooed the 100 girls back into the sardine pack. Would they be punished, ruined, hurt by the rejection? One should be horrified by the thought, yet for some reason, one got rather aroused. The 150s weren't much better. I chose a tall girl with long black hair and exotic Cossack eyes. Her red vinyl boots went up to her knees. Her name was Alla and she came from Kiev. Rudnitsky seemed to like her and I was wasted enough to listen to him. She must have some interesting whore-r stories to share. When I brought her to my apartment I asked her about the expected upcoming war in Iraq. "Do you think America has gone crazy?" I asked. "Do you think we're aggressive and arrogant, or do you think we have the right to take out Saddam Hussein?" "It is necessary to get rid of him," she said matter-of-factly. "So you support Bush and America?" "Of course," she said. "Hussein is terrible. Who needs people like that in the world?" "But most Russians think that America has gone crazy, turned aggressive." "Get rid of those people too." "Get rid of the Russians who oppose America's war?" "Of course, get rid of them. They complain about everything. They're not civilized." The only thing more exciting than a cute girl who advocates war and concentration camps is when said chick is a whore you've just purchased for the next several hours. On International Women's Day! But the joke was on me. After this auspicious opening, it was all downhill with Alla. She didn't want to drink. She had a bad attitude. When a whore doesn't drink, usually it means she's got a bad attitude. "When did you come out to Moscow?" I asked. "In December." "Did you work as a prostitute in Kiev as well?" "No." "So why did you come to Moscow?" "Work." "Is it better here than in Kiev?" "More money." "Do you miss Kiev?" "Yes." "You're not married?" "No." "How did you find out about the work here?" "A friend in Kiev who worked here told me about it." "Why did you need the money?" I asked. "It's personal. It's not pleasant. Has to do with Kiev." "Do you have a baby?" "No. I take care of my mother and younger sister. It's not pleasant." "Where's your father?" I asked. "I haven't seen him since I was six. Do I have to keep answering? Enough!" I'm starting to think, there's a pattern here when it comes to fathers and Warsaw Pact whores. I've always known that if I ever had children, I'd flee. The guilt would kill me, I can't lie. So the best thing is to not have a child, period. No child, no problem. But what if I had a child, a daughter, and I fled, and my abandoned daughter bloomed into a whore? Wouldn't that be a good thing, bringing joy to the lives of so many empty, exhausted, pathetic men incapable of love or intimacy? Shouldn't I feel pride, rather than guilt, if my daughter became a whore? Of course! Folks, I'm throwing out my condoms tomorrow. Delinquent fatherhood, here I come! Alla wanted to speed things up. She took her whore's bath and lay on my bed. She blew me with a condom. I barely felt it. We had sex. I don't remember much. I was as high as space shuttle dust, and my voice sounded like Froggy's, which made my interrogation of her difficult. Her body was thin and she had an advanced case of squishy whore flesh. She was 23, almost middle-aged by whore standards. She didn't need to do the swipe: her snapper was unusually moist for a prostitute. Which prompted me to ask her if she liked her job. She scowled. "Are you joking? I do it just for money. Who doesn't?" I groggily thought, "Geez, you could at least lie, Alla." I was too high to cum. I punished her for a good half hour or more, until she went dry. Then punished her some more. I thought about the holiday, the flower vendors charging double-price to the idiots, the grotesque TV shows. I thought about nothing. I thought about how long I'd be doing this. I tried to fuck her hard from behind but we weren't even generating hate sparks. I finally pooped out. It ended in a stalemate. All I really wanted was to be alone. 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The Knife JUNIP scout niblett El Perro Del Mar Valerie Francis m a i s i e BARBAROSSA PREFUSE 73 View All of Jose Gonzalez's Friends Jose Gonzalez'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 595 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) joey Jan 11, 2006 02:15 PM OMFGAWD that is all Failures Art Jan 11, 2006 01:42 PM Your music is way arfkin beautifil! Thanks for the add! Micheypops Jan 11, 2006 11:49 AM hey... love ur tunes so beautiful esp like heartbeats... thats a classic i think! hope to hear more from you! x Jim (the thing) Jan 11, 2006 10:28 AM Hey cool thanks for accepting my add I'm loving the music at the moment really beautiful. The Extremists Jan 11, 2006 10:27 AM Just wanted to congratulate you on an amazing album - its been a long time since ive heard music that has inspired me as much as yours has. ........thankyou!!!! J.Sellberg Jan 11, 2006 10:21 AM Is Crosses single 'cause I think I want to marry it. K, that was corny. Whatevar. :] Whats_In_Your_Head: Zombie Jan 11, 2006 09:37 AM 'ello, cheers for the add! Really want to come to the show in Glasgow, but if I read the comment 2 or 3 below me I reckon I could struggle to get tickets. I'll try my best, hopefully will be seeing you soon! Heartbeats is a beautiful piece of music, can't wait to hear what else you can come up with. Slaint :p Alex Jan 11, 2006 09:16 AM Hi Jose! Struggling to find someone that doesnt love Heart beats! Awsome song! definately a keeper Cal Jan 11, 2006 09:15 AM Nice one on TOTP, you put everyone else on that show to shame..SHAME I SAY... bring back real music! I see you're not doing any gigs in N ireland, man you'l have to fix that for the next tour. Good luck. Tanda the Star Jan 11, 2006 03:34 AM Ha guess what! They started selling tickets for your show in Glasgow yesterday...they had about 70 and by the early afternoon there were 8 left. I made sure I got mine tho and I'm really lookin forward to it. Go you!!! x Alex Jan 11, 2006 03:13 AM Saw you at TOTP on Sunday and you were amazing.. So I'll hopefully see ya in a couple of weeks when you play Brighton Concorde 2! :) Good luck for the charts on Sunday.. x x x Zoe* Jan 11, 2006 02:53 AM when will you come in France ?! Shaun Jan 10, 2006 05:50 PM Swing by england, when you get a chance. Ill even make you a cup of tea. Wow Tom`s got myspace Jan 10, 2006 09:43 AM i lov u n i lov ur albam its jst amazin put me 2 sleep at nite i thank u xx don Jan 10, 2006 08:51 AM HELLO JOSE, IM DON FROM LONDON, ENGLAND. I JUST HEARD YOUR SONG ON TOP OF THE POPS, HEARTBEATS, ITS FANTASTIC AND MELLOW, I HOPE YOU DO WELL WITH IT, GOODLUCK ON YOUR MUSIC CAREER Lisa Jan 10, 2006 08:11 AM det hnde ngot otippat i julas. jag fick mail av gran s (eh, jag vgar inte skriva efternamnet d kommer han skert googla fram det... men du vet mr klassisk gitarrist). jag citerar: "dremot gillar jag verkligen jos gonzalz" roligt va'? Navy Jan 10, 2006 06:46 AM I love your album, truly beautiful. I remember about five or so years ago when Only If You Call Me Jonanthon played Ungdomshuset's little basement.... It feels like ages ago now!!! Best of luck with the future. x Stephanie Jan 10, 2006 03:12 AM Your music is heart rendering and a pleasure to be acquainted with. Thankyou for your musical spirit that you have shared with so many people around the world. Heartbeats and Lovestain are most frequently played on my ipod. Thankyou, -Steph - eD - Jan 10, 2006 02:48 AM Heartbeats will be one of the definitive tunes of 2006 here in the UK. Its one of those tunes we have known for some time but not sure what it was.. as the public now start to find out, they will go mad for it!! Prepare for the onslaught... x nicholas venaglia Jan 9, 2006 09:14 PM hot ta def homie x Jadey Baby x Jan 9, 2006 06:13 PM I came to see you live at Top Of The Pops on Sunday and you were amazing. So chilled out and just wonderful to listen to. Plus, you're very pretty :) Thanks for making my day xxx Small gods Jan 9, 2006 03:40 PM U ARE THE GREATEST GUITAR PLAYER AROUND TODAY! keep up the great music , cant wait to see wut u come up with next Tim Lawrence Jan 9, 2006 02:07 PM HEY cheers for the add My nan has just past away and your music is helping heal the wound Coaldplay are the only other band that bring out clasic after clasic you have done this with your album congratz i am coming to see you at the concorde in brighton well looking foward to it.thanks mate. Maurs Jan 9, 2006 01:50 PM Thanks for adding me, can't believe you've reached the dizzy heights of Top of the Pops from your small gig at the Rescue Rooms in Nottingham, can't make your UK gigs, so may see you in New York! :) Just Abby Jan 9, 2006 01:43 PM see you Feb 1st Your songs speak alot of sense to me cannot wait to here them live Lady Grey Jan 9, 2006 01:20 PM your music is wonderful, and your lyrics too, lovestain is so touching...so simple and true. sin Jan 9, 2006 01:06 PM Beautiful, pure talent! Sezzera Jan 9, 2006 12:26 PM Keep up the wonderful work! You're so inspiring! Hope to see you on tour in London m'darling. x Ralph Latham Jan 9, 2006 11:17 AM I go green with envy every time I hear you play the guitar! Keep on keeping on dude!! Daniel Jan 9, 2006 11:03 AM veneer is one of the best albums i've had in a while. keep making good music Sarah Jan 9, 2006 09:30 AM Hello thankyou for accepting my friend request - you v talented - Heartbeats makes my head feel all floaty light - albums great. Congrats for not selling out to a big label too :) Keep up the good work Take care, Sarah Ashley Jan 9, 2006 09:20 AM Thanks for adding me.... Can't wait to hear u in Dublin on the 31st! stick boy and match girl Jan 9, 2006 09:02 AM all i can say is wow hopefully il see u at manchester academy next month amazin very james taylor but i hate comparin people its very unoriginal keep it up for ever and ever sean Jan 9, 2006 09:00 AM me and my mates saw you with king creooste/ crooked fingers at the lemon tree in aberdeen 9th november, some guys spoiled your performence for us (talkers they know who they are he he) your cover of teardrop was a great surprise too. but the performence was really good so was the homeboy thing at the end with KC. FCOMMUNICATIONS Jan 9, 2006 08:52 AM thanks for the add mr bouncy balls all the best for 2006 <ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE> Jan 9, 2006 08:32 AM Just booked tickets for me and my girlfriend to see you in Manchester on 2nd Feb. I cannot wait at all! It's the only way... Jan 9, 2006 08:27 AM hey man, bought your album and i love your stuff on it, it makes me smile and touches me, ive also got it on my profile, I'm so into your stuff at the moment, i find myself listening to one of your tunes over and over. keep up the good work Jose, the world needs more talent like you maartje Jan 9, 2006 08:21 AM hi! you're coming to holland!! nice but in the wrong place Groningen :| that's 3 hours driving from Tiel the penguins the penguins!!awww!! Jan 9, 2006 08:11 AM wow u have a lot of friends!! how are you doin? an how on earth do you keep up to date on this myspace thing?! [cHaNgEiNg ThE sAmE] Jan 9, 2006 08:11 AM i saw u on top of the pops last night =] nice 1 x Andy Jan 9, 2006 05:26 AM Hope to see you in Manchester, the album in getting worn out in my car ;) Andrew Jan 8, 2006 03:32 PM You make us classical guitarists look kl, great stuff!!! got your album a while back, nice to see that your making it!! i'm coming to see you on 1st OF FEB (so if you are really nice you can say hi AND let me meet you backstage) lol robert. Jan 8, 2006 12:45 PM your amazing Zing Zing Zingbah Jan 8, 2006 11:38 AM agreeing with adrian, i thought it was a (beautiful) surprise to see you on top of the pops, very very very good! Adrian Jan 8, 2006 11:27 AM Just seen the performance on Top of the Pops - what a treat ! Glad to have seen Jose on that small stage in North London a couple of months ago, because he's BIG now. One of the best guitar-players I've ever seen. Causeway Jan 8, 2006 11:12 AM Hey Jose, we're hoping to catch you at Joe's Pub in NYC. Keep up the great work, your music has such originality. -Zach and Barb of Causeway www.causewaymusic.net Ida Jan 8, 2006 10:21 AM hhh, du r helt underbar, jag kan inte sluta lyssna p din skiva. ska du inte spela i Sverige snart? take care Janine Jan 7, 2006 07:49 PM you...r the shit. ha Shaun Jan 7, 2006 07:36 PM Love Heartbeats. You rule! Stu Jan 7, 2006 06:34 PM thank you! Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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