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eXile - Issue #163 - Whore-R Stories - Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day - By Genghis Goldberg Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (4) Next (14) Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day By Genghis Goldberg Browse Author (8) Previous (4) Next (3) T he buildup to International Women's Day here in Moscow last month was as nauseating as Christmas Season in New England. All those flower vendors, cheesy TV specials and grotesque toasts to womanhood triggered fantasies of cutting off my lady friend's head and storing it in the back of the freezer, behind the Gzhel and the sack of frozen broccoli. There was only one way to avenge this evil: celebrate March 8th with a whore. Not another newspaper whore from our page 23, but a whore picked from an open-air market. So hold on to your latex gloves, folks, cuz I'm a-gonna take you back to March 8th, that magical, enchanting holiday celebrating the mystery and gift of Women. Before we go there I want to take this opportunity to make an aside. Thank God there is no Women's Day holiday in America. I can imagine the layers of irony and suppressed desperation that such a holiday would bring out. The whole inter-gender sickness would gurgle out of the social sewer grill every year on cue: "Oh, I'm sooooo happy you're celebrating me. Tchya, as if." "This holiday is so sexist, you know? No, just kidding! I don't really give a shit about some stupid holiday, you know? I'm not into that whole PC thing?" "No, really, it's okay. Forget it, you know? It's not the holiday that I care about, it's just...forget it, nothing." But why do I torture us both, readers, with horrible reminders of the Repression? We're not in America. Let's move on with our lives. In Russia it's impossible to avoid Women's Day. I used to do the gentlemanly thing and call all the women in my life to wish them all the usual: chlamydia, breast cancer, cellulite... This year I was going for a clean slate. No phone calls. No women. Just a whore. Rudnitsky and I called a taxi at about 9:30 p.m. on Women's Day evening. I instructed the driver to take us to the nocturnal whore colonies that come out to feed on that block of Leninsky Prospekt between Oktyabrskaya metro and Gagarin Ploschad. "Going for sluts?" the burly driver asked. "Yes." The mission cheered our driver up - I always expect Russian taxi drivers to get nationalistic and protective over their womenfolk when I ask them to take me to whore markets, but the opposite is always true: they look at you as a real bloke and often go the extra mile for you. "I don't think you'll find anything on Leninsky now," he suggested. "We should go to the Moskva." "They're too expensive there," I said. He shrugged. We wasted a half hour trawling Leninsky before giving up and going to the Moskva. "I'm telling you, the only hope is the Moskva at this time," he said. "Okay, let's do it." There, a mamochka -- an over-the-hill whore in sweat pants, parka and cap -- waited near the former Dikii Loschad restaurant, bouncing just off the curb. She told us to follow a white Moskvich which was parked just ahead of us. We followed the Moskvich to the Lubyanka bus stop across from the FSB headquarters. The Moskvich stopped in front of a group of dirty Russian cars: one mini-van and two Ladas. This was the tochka. Another mamochka approached, this one younger and Asiatic. "We've got 70, 100 and 150," she said. "Which do you want to see?" "100," I said. Suddenly it was like that scene from the keystone cops: about thirty girls piled out impossibly from cars that should only hold a total of five, then lined up in a semi-circle before our headlights like trained dogs, or like slaves on an auction block. One girl looked enticing: a shy, extremely thin village girl with a big head, big eyes and a terrible hairdo. The problem was she looked too young and skittish. To get the whore-r story for this issue, I needed an older girl who'd been through the hard knocks, a girl with tales to tell. The rest of the 100-dollar line-up looked like something out of the Star Wars bar scene. "Let's see the 150's," I told the mamochka. She shooed the 100 girls back into the sardine pack. Would they be punished, ruined, hurt by the rejection? One should be horrified by the thought, yet for some reason, one got rather aroused. The 150s weren't much better. I chose a tall girl with long black hair and exotic Cossack eyes. Her red vinyl boots went up to her knees. Her name was Alla and she came from Kiev. Rudnitsky seemed to like her and I was wasted enough to listen to him. She must have some interesting whore-r stories to share. When I brought her to my apartment I asked her about the expected upcoming war in Iraq. "Do you think America has gone crazy?" I asked. "Do you think we're aggressive and arrogant, or do you think we have the right to take out Saddam Hussein?" "It is necessary to get rid of him," she said matter-of-factly. "So you support Bush and America?" "Of course," she said. "Hussein is terrible. Who needs people like that in the world?" "But most Russians think that America has gone crazy, turned aggressive." "Get rid of those people too." "Get rid of the Russians who oppose America's war?" "Of course, get rid of them. They complain about everything. They're not civilized." The only thing more exciting than a cute girl who advocates war and concentration camps is when said chick is a whore you've just purchased for the next several hours. On International Women's Day! But the joke was on me. After this auspicious opening, it was all downhill with Alla. She didn't want to drink. She had a bad attitude. When a whore doesn't drink, usually it means she's got a bad attitude. "When did you come out to Moscow?" I asked. "In December." "Did you work as a prostitute in Kiev as well?" "No." "So why did you come to Moscow?" "Work." "Is it better here than in Kiev?" "More money." "Do you miss Kiev?" "Yes." "You're not married?" "No." "How did you find out about the work here?" "A friend in Kiev who worked here told me about it." "Why did you need the money?" I asked. "It's personal. It's not pleasant. Has to do with Kiev." "Do you have a baby?" "No. I take care of my mother and younger sister. It's not pleasant." "Where's your father?" I asked. "I haven't seen him since I was six. Do I have to keep answering? Enough!" I'm starting to think, there's a pattern here when it comes to fathers and Warsaw Pact whores. I've always known that if I ever had children, I'd flee. The guilt would kill me, I can't lie. So the best thing is to not have a child, period. No child, no problem. But what if I had a child, a daughter, and I fled, and my abandoned daughter bloomed into a whore? Wouldn't that be a good thing, bringing joy to the lives of so many empty, exhausted, pathetic men incapable of love or intimacy? Shouldn't I feel pride, rather than guilt, if my daughter became a whore? Of course! Folks, I'm throwing out my condoms tomorrow. Delinquent fatherhood, here I come! Alla wanted to speed things up. She took her whore's bath and lay on my bed. She blew me with a condom. I barely felt it. We had sex. I don't remember much. I was as high as space shuttle dust, and my voice sounded like Froggy's, which made my interrogation of her difficult. Her body was thin and she had an advanced case of squishy whore flesh. She was 23, almost middle-aged by whore standards. She didn't need to do the swipe: her snapper was unusually moist for a prostitute. Which prompted me to ask her if she liked her job. She scowled. "Are you joking? I do it just for money. Who doesn't?" I groggily thought, "Geez, you could at least lie, Alla." I was too high to cum. I punished her for a good half hour or more, until she went dry. Then punished her some more. I thought about the holiday, the flower vendors charging double-price to the idiots, the grotesque TV shows. I thought about nothing. I thought about how long I'd be doing this. I tried to fuck her hard from behind but we weren't even generating hate sparks. I finally pooped out. It ended in a stalemate. All I really wanted was to be alone. 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ITS THE BEST!! <3 VLB I Cant Stop Eating Subway Sandwhiches Jan 11, 2006 08:14 AM dooodes you carling academy gig, its "Newcastle" not New Castle, cant wait! u guys own coheed Mid-Day Arrival Jan 11, 2006 07:26 AM Hey, If you like Thrice, you might like us Give us a listen and ADD US! Lionel Jan 11, 2006 07:24 AM Keeping me sane one song at a time. Dirty Rig Jan 11, 2006 07:22 AM ROCK DID IT What Now?! Jan 11, 2006 06:47 AM ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! ADD US PLEASE! Becca is my wife!! Jan 11, 2006 05:40 AM hey guys, just telling you how great your current album is. IT ROCKS!!! you guys are brilliant!! love ya xoxoxox Mesa Verde Jan 11, 2006 02:13 AM I'm loving the current album, Such a contrast to Artist in the Ambulance, can't wait to see what direction you plan to go with the next album. We'd love it if you'd check out are band and leave us a message as to what you think. Mesa Verde, the 5 piece band from Guildford, UK, have recently recorded their new single entitled "Unveilien". Euphoric rock fused with hip hop, the track creates a sound unfamiliar to the majority of their listners. To listen to "Unveilien" go to Mesa Verde's myspace site @ http://www.myspace.com/mesaverdemusic If you like what you hear, please, feel free to add them and leave a comment on their profile. All at mesa verde x deejay Jan 11, 2006 01:34 AM counting the days! ...|nd| 's nothing like you... Jan 11, 2006 12:03 AM 'Sup guys!?!? I <3 "Deadbolt"! YOu should put it up, cuz more people need to hear it! :] ray Jan 10, 2006 10:34 PM cant wait to see you guys in socal again in march! Danny Jan 10, 2006 10:31 PM NONE CAN COMPARE WITH U GUYS!!! NONE!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY Mr Buddha Jan 10, 2006 10:29 PM THanks for what you guys do, I love everything youve ever done and I will always be a huge fan. Whenever you need music to kind of take your mind off something i always just throw all my Thrice stuff into my winamp playlist and rock out with my cock out. \m/ I Am Theocritus Jan 10, 2006 10:26 PM teppei, dustin, brothers breckenridge, you are truely everything that a band should be. Dustin, your voice is like that of an angel, and teppei, your riffs...wow! brother b, best brother duo since...ever. your drumming is awesome and your basslines are fantabulistic...seriously though. thrice is the best band ever. im also glad that you guys like mtb. and i love the tapping in Of Dust And Nations .:Boston||George:. Jan 10, 2006 10:15 PM Hey..just wanna say..thanks for totally rocking my socks off..among other things. Anyway. Keep tearing shit up..cause I love ja guys. Brendan Jan 10, 2006 09:55 PM i must have listened to each of your cds a hundred times and they just keep getting better and better! THRICE OWNS! -Brendan marcus Jan 10, 2006 09:52 PM you guys are freakin awsome, love the new album Esteban Jan 10, 2006 09:26 PM Thrice owns Matthis Jan 10, 2006 09:25 PM You guys are badass I love the new cd, great lyrics e l l i e Jan 10, 2006 09:17 PM I will love you forever through thick and thin. grant777 Jan 10, 2006 09:03 PM i be there front frow again, fresno tatste of chaos much love, grant its me, ken... Jan 10, 2006 09:01 PM i really want you guys to send me a new shirt. id seriously die. Luke Todd!!! Jan 10, 2006 08:50 PM great job at AOL sessions, i loved the acoustic version dustin did of stare at the sun, it sounded great! Michelle Jan 10, 2006 08:43 PM Great Sessions piece on AOL. Can't wait to see you guys at Long Beach!!! Love you Teppei!!! Derek Jan 10, 2006 08:28 PM www.myspace.com/pariahmusic check out the newest single. Paul Tyrone Jan 10, 2006 08:23 PM I love you guys will you marry me?! I will try to make it to that show in Jacksonville in feb even thought it's five hours away or so, it's worth the drive. And then my lovelies I will propose. HAHAHAHAHA not really. Can't wait to see you though! haha Hope you're all doing well and having great times. -Paul Andrew Jan 10, 2006 08:12 PM Hey you guys are awsome love the new album amazing stuff keep up the kick ass work cya. Paul Jan 10, 2006 08:12 PM Hey you guys rock, I saw you at The Sokal this fall. Keep up the good work! Reuss (Royce) Jan 10, 2006 08:01 PM Dude, you guys rock. I loved Vheissu and Artist in the Ambulance. THose are my two favorite but the rest still kick butt. Keep making great music and your fans will keep listening. *heart ~to ~heart* Jan 10, 2006 07:47 PM awesome band, man //your makeup on my pillow is proof<33 Jan 10, 2006 07:43 PM soo mhmm i havent commented you guys in a while.. and i feel like im missing out on life.. :(.. im sad. BUT now.. im commenting. and my life is wonderful again cant wait to see you guys...AGAIN in april.. hope to meet teppei, dustin, and reiley.. &&eddie again..OF COURSE. ♥denise isabel Jan 10, 2006 07:35 PM hi guys !!! i love ur new song " image of the invisible " n most of all the video is fucking amazing !!!! i already have it on my space, lol ** i love u guys !!! ur music is the best !!! <3333 kisses n hugs for all of u !!! ... mexico is waiting 4 u ... Short Term Victory Jan 10, 2006 07:31 PM check us out and add us to ur freinds katrina Jan 10, 2006 07:27 PM Hey guys, thanks for the add. Just wanted to say that your music is so inspirational. You've touched my life in so many ways. Rock on! Matt - A Man Called War Jan 10, 2006 07:10 PM Hey guys, I just want to say that you have inspired me so much with my music and that you are a great influence to me. Hope to see you guys play near my home town one day... Buzz, Buzz Jan 10, 2006 06:58 PM hey... you guys are pretty awesomeness... you guys should add the song "between the end and where we lie" to the player. yup. should do that. Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.