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Baigneuse from the Hood (themepost) by Hyperborean [ view full ] add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ comments ] Contest Directions They say there's nothing new in fashion and it's true.. styles constantly repeat themselves. Even today's hip-hop style has been done before. Saggy pants? Done in 16th century France during the 'sansbelt' period. Heavy gold and diamond jewelry? The Spanish conquistadors were there first. Doo rags?, hats on sideways? Pirates have been there, done that. Heck, I bet even the old carriages had spinners on their wheels. The rules of this contest are thus: show us today's big bling, hip culture as seen thru the eyes of yesteryear's classic artists. Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the guidelines please, be careful to avoid using cliches . You have 48 hours to submit so make them sparkle! Sponsored by Kittens Box A blog about Photography, LifeHacking, and Assorted Scratchings. Whats in the box today? Adobe Photoshop Ads Contest Entries view small thumbnails Page 1 2 3 4 - View All Portrait of a Young Man - Botticelli represent by designdiva view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 7 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.628 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- here is the source file : http://www.artrenewal.com/images/artists/b/Bouguereau_William/Le_ravissement_de_Psyche.jpg hip hop angel by lazyrevolutionary view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 13 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.536 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Pimp Gothic by pastrami view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 14 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.326 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- A portrait of jacques louis david turned into a pimp. Please view full Source Magic-Stick by bigdaddy1984 view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 5 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.271 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Mr.G Mr.G is pitying to fool who does'nt view full. Please leave you comment. Mr. Van Gogh by AlanSmithee view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 5 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 6.168 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- fun to make---- comments and sposner please Blingereau by funky123 view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.966 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Rafaello's "Three Graces" is popular, but I like his lesser known painting of the first hip hop divas. Bling bling! Too many sources to list, although the tattoo is actually from a picture of the tattoo on my back . Please view full for larger and more details! Also if someone could sponsor me that would be great Modern Graces by SeanaLyn view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 3 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.962 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- GIRL WITH A PEARL NOSE RING (based on Vermeer's "Girl With a Pearl Earring"). view_source GIRL WITH A PEARL NOSERING by mokathecat view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 7 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.949 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Original painting is The Time Of Roses by John William Godward Shoe shopping by nemish view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.931 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Creation of Adam.. (Gangsta version) View Full plz.. Creation of Adam.. 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Shady Group by Durer by sabrnig view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 2 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.457 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- The original is NSFW but can be seen here to see the changes that were made. It's a small file so please view the original, but remember it's NSFW Thanks The painting is from Art Renewal Center Jammin by TimeTraveler view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 1 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.407 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- Who knew? (The Bling) (The Glasses) (The Necklace) Portrait of Fedra by Barnes ]-- view full ] [ add to favorites ] --[ e-mail this ] [ 4 comments ] flag ]-- [ Score: 5.382 ] COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY -- This young lady is very, very spoiled. Original and Sources I owe a thanks to all the great entries in the TG contest...lots of inspiration. 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eXile - Issue #163 - Whore-R Stories - Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day - By Genghis Goldberg Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (4) Next (14) Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day By Genghis Goldberg Browse Author (8) Previous (4) Next (3) T he buildup to International Women's Day here in Moscow last month was as nauseating as Christmas Season in New England. All those flower vendors, cheesy TV specials and grotesque toasts to womanhood triggered fantasies of cutting off my lady friend's head and storing it in the back of the freezer, behind the Gzhel and the sack of frozen broccoli. There was only one way to avenge this evil: celebrate March 8th with a whore. Not another newspaper whore from our page 23, but a whore picked from an open-air market. So hold on to your latex gloves, folks, cuz I'm a-gonna take you back to March 8th, that magical, enchanting holiday celebrating the mystery and gift of Women. Before we go there I want to take this opportunity to make an aside. Thank God there is no Women's Day holiday in America. I can imagine the layers of irony and suppressed desperation that such a holiday would bring out. The whole inter-gender sickness would gurgle out of the social sewer grill every year on cue: "Oh, I'm sooooo happy you're celebrating me. Tchya, as if." "This holiday is so sexist, you know? No, just kidding! I don't really give a shit about some stupid holiday, you know? I'm not into that whole PC thing?" "No, really, it's okay. Forget it, you know? It's not the holiday that I care about, it's just...forget it, nothing." But why do I torture us both, readers, with horrible reminders of the Repression? We're not in America. Let's move on with our lives. In Russia it's impossible to avoid Women's Day. I used to do the gentlemanly thing and call all the women in my life to wish them all the usual: chlamydia, breast cancer, cellulite... This year I was going for a clean slate. No phone calls. No women. Just a whore. Rudnitsky and I called a taxi at about 9:30 p.m. on Women's Day evening. I instructed the driver to take us to the nocturnal whore colonies that come out to feed on that block of Leninsky Prospekt between Oktyabrskaya metro and Gagarin Ploschad. "Going for sluts?" the burly driver asked. "Yes." The mission cheered our driver up - I always expect Russian taxi drivers to get nationalistic and protective over their womenfolk when I ask them to take me to whore markets, but the opposite is always true: they look at you as a real bloke and often go the extra mile for you. "I don't think you'll find anything on Leninsky now," he suggested. "We should go to the Moskva." "They're too expensive there," I said. He shrugged. We wasted a half hour trawling Leninsky before giving up and going to the Moskva. "I'm telling you, the only hope is the Moskva at this time," he said. "Okay, let's do it." There, a mamochka -- an over-the-hill whore in sweat pants, parka and cap -- waited near the former Dikii Loschad restaurant, bouncing just off the curb. She told us to follow a white Moskvich which was parked just ahead of us. We followed the Moskvich to the Lubyanka bus stop across from the FSB headquarters. The Moskvich stopped in front of a group of dirty Russian cars: one mini-van and two Ladas. This was the tochka. Another mamochka approached, this one younger and Asiatic. "We've got 70, 100 and 150," she said. "Which do you want to see?" "100," I said. Suddenly it was like that scene from the keystone cops: about thirty girls piled out impossibly from cars that should only hold a total of five, then lined up in a semi-circle before our headlights like trained dogs, or like slaves on an auction block. One girl looked enticing: a shy, extremely thin village girl with a big head, big eyes and a terrible hairdo. The problem was she looked too young and skittish. To get the whore-r story for this issue, I needed an older girl who'd been through the hard knocks, a girl with tales to tell. The rest of the 100-dollar line-up looked like something out of the Star Wars bar scene. "Let's see the 150's," I told the mamochka. She shooed the 100 girls back into the sardine pack. Would they be punished, ruined, hurt by the rejection? One should be horrified by the thought, yet for some reason, one got rather aroused. The 150s weren't much better. I chose a tall girl with long black hair and exotic Cossack eyes. Her red vinyl boots went up to her knees. Her name was Alla and she came from Kiev. Rudnitsky seemed to like her and I was wasted enough to listen to him. She must have some interesting whore-r stories to share. When I brought her to my apartment I asked her about the expected upcoming war in Iraq. "Do you think America has gone crazy?" I asked. "Do you think we're aggressive and arrogant, or do you think we have the right to take out Saddam Hussein?" "It is necessary to get rid of him," she said matter-of-factly. "So you support Bush and America?" "Of course," she said. "Hussein is terrible. Who needs people like that in the world?" "But most Russians think that America has gone crazy, turned aggressive." "Get rid of those people too." "Get rid of the Russians who oppose America's war?" "Of course, get rid of them. They complain about everything. They're not civilized." The only thing more exciting than a cute girl who advocates war and concentration camps is when said chick is a whore you've just purchased for the next several hours. On International Women's Day! But the joke was on me. After this auspicious opening, it was all downhill with Alla. She didn't want to drink. She had a bad attitude. When a whore doesn't drink, usually it means she's got a bad attitude. "When did you come out to Moscow?" I asked. "In December." "Did you work as a prostitute in Kiev as well?" "No." "So why did you come to Moscow?" "Work." "Is it better here than in Kiev?" "More money." "Do you miss Kiev?" "Yes." "You're not married?" "No." "How did you find out about the work here?" "A friend in Kiev who worked here told me about it." "Why did you need the money?" I asked. "It's personal. It's not pleasant. Has to do with Kiev." "Do you have a baby?" "No. I take care of my mother and younger sister. It's not pleasant." "Where's your father?" I asked. "I haven't seen him since I was six. Do I have to keep answering? Enough!" I'm starting to think, there's a pattern here when it comes to fathers and Warsaw Pact whores. I've always known that if I ever had children, I'd flee. The guilt would kill me, I can't lie. So the best thing is to not have a child, period. No child, no problem. But what if I had a child, a daughter, and I fled, and my abandoned daughter bloomed into a whore? Wouldn't that be a good thing, bringing joy to the lives of so many empty, exhausted, pathetic men incapable of love or intimacy? Shouldn't I feel pride, rather than guilt, if my daughter became a whore? Of course! Folks, I'm throwing out my condoms tomorrow. Delinquent fatherhood, here I come! Alla wanted to speed things up. She took her whore's bath and lay on my bed. She blew me with a condom. I barely felt it. We had sex. I don't remember much. I was as high as space shuttle dust, and my voice sounded like Froggy's, which made my interrogation of her difficult. Her body was thin and she had an advanced case of squishy whore flesh. She was 23, almost middle-aged by whore standards. She didn't need to do the swipe: her snapper was unusually moist for a prostitute. Which prompted me to ask her if she liked her job. She scowled. "Are you joking? I do it just for money. Who doesn't?" I groggily thought, "Geez, you could at least lie, Alla." I was too high to cum. I punished her for a good half hour or more, until she went dry. Then punished her some more. I thought about the holiday, the flower vendors charging double-price to the idiots, the grotesque TV shows. I thought about nothing. I thought about how long I'd be doing this. I tried to fuck her hard from behind but we weren't even generating hate sparks. I finally pooped out. It ended in a stalemate. All I really wanted was to be alone. 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Ink 19 :: El Mortigi Tempo :: Real and Unreal, Part Two Real and Unreal, Part Two El Mortigi Tempo Real and Unreal, Part Four Real and Unreal, Part Three Real and Unreal, Part Two More El Mortigi Tempo... 3. "Wake up! It is half past ten," yelled Z. "You are soaking in sweat. What in the world were you dreaming about?" "Uh, nothing really," mumbled Perry. "I have to go bathe, and get out of these clothes. My train leaves at 3 today." "Good morning," seductively smiled the Whore, as we shall refer to Marcella now. Perry stared at the Whore, then retreated to the bathroom for a warm shower. As the water drizzled on him, Perry could only think of his dream. Who was Estella, and what did she want from him? Some people believe in the concept of astral worlds and other dimensions that cannot be described using our 5 senses. Supposedly, a soul is encased in several layers, one of which is the human body. After our death, the body is released from the soul, and we become astral beings. While in our human state we need oxygen to survive, in our astral bodies we need the lifetronic force, light, to keep us alive. Light. Astral worlds are nothing like the transient physical world, for they are filled with colors never seen before, and everything is so pure and beautiful. In the astral dimension, beauty is not judged by the way one looks, but rather the radiating love that is present inside of them. The friends and family we had on earth are present in the astral world, thus proving that the power of friendship and unconditional love is eternal. Astral beings are able to penetrate our physical world, but it takes a great amount of energy and time for humans to penetrate theirs. The easiest way for humans to contact astral beings is through dreams. The dead people who appear in our dreams exist; not as humans or anything we can touch or feel. They exist as a thought. It is a consciousness that prevails through space and time. How does one describe the mind and the thoughts we have? How do you quantitatively describe our consciousness? 4. The dream continued bothering Perry. He had come to Sheffield to spend some time with Z, but to his despair, he was no longer with L, and even worse, he was making love every night to the Whore. Z and the Whore walked Perry to the train station. "Goodbye, Z," said Perry in a solemn voice near the station's platform. "It was nice seeing you again," replied Z. "I hope that you will come visit again. Next time you should stay here a little longer than one night. I am hoping to try to find a job in London, so I'll let you know how things turn out." "It was nice meeting you," said Perry to the Whore. "Same here," replied the Whore. Perry got into the train, and realized how many things had changed about himself and about Z. He had always respected Z what he stood for. Here was a boy who taught himself how to play the keyboard and guitar, who had gotten drunk with the local vicar, and who had slept with the perfect girl in school. A boy who was going to be a rock star, scientist, and a politician. He had the ability to change the world- the person who people look up to generations after their death. He could have been the Gandhi, the Beatles, or the Bowie of his time. But now he was relegated to a little flat in Sheffield, working 9 to 6, five days a week for a pharmaceutical company, and living with a whore. I used to know this girl some years back who was the valedictorian of my high school. She lettered in swimming, track, cheerleading, and softball, and she was the county volunteer of the year for 3 years in a row. I used to sit in class and wonder if there were any imperfections in her. She seemed so unreal, yet she was so real. Teachers worshipped her, and she was hailed as the "most likely to succeed" and I was hailed as the "most likely to fail." She got accepted to Princeton University, but she dropped out during the middle of her freshman year after becoming pregnant. I haven't heard from her since, and I doubt that she is contributing to society in a way that people had once expected. I find it unfair of Perry to be disappointed in Z, but at the same time, Z was the leader. When the leader has fallen, and no one has assumed the responsibility of leading the way, the cause perishes. Perry was feeling that the cause had died when Z became ordinary. What hurt Perry and me is that Z had so much potential. He was so intelligent, witty, yet wise, and he had this powerful gaze when he looked at you which made him godlike. Looking into his eyes one could see years of wisdom and the wonderful future that was awaiting us. But like all my heroes, Z failed. Z became real for Perry's senses, and this became too unbearable for Perry to comprehend. 5. The train ride back to London was quite nauseating because the woman next to him was vomiting chunks of chicken in a plastic bag and two little children in the front were crying incessantly. He was trying to get some sleep, and these three idiots were making his life even more miserable than it was. "Hey you fucks," he yelled at the incessantly crying children. "Can't you shut up for a minute?" Petrified, the children retreated into their seats. The passengers next to him were astonished, but no one wanted to say anything for fear of instigating a fight. He had had a miserable week and had contemplated suicide, but he couldn't think of an interesting way to die. His business ventures in Japan and Malaysia had collapsed dramatically in the last week, and two days earlier Sarah, his daughter had just been diagnosed with Wilson's disease. He had spent the weekend in Manchester with Angelina, his mistress of 13 months. "I have been dreaming about you for days," he said. "I have been thinking about you for weeks, and I am glad I am in your arms again." "Do you think about me when you fuck Mary?" she replied. "Does she scream when you rhythmically ride her, and do you scream too, James?" Whenever he made love to Mary, she would scream whenever she had an orgasm, but Angelina never screamed. Screaming for Mary was a way to tell her husband that she loved him, and that he was pleasing her like no other. Angelina didn't scream for she wanted to be in control and power during lovemaking. Screaming is a sign that you are the victim, helpless and powerless. Women who are raped (or hate fucked) are oftentimes said to scream in hopes of grabbing someone's attention to convey that they are in pain and under attack. "Did you orgasm?" he had asked Angelina the night they made love in Brussels. "Why do you ask?" she replied. "You didn't scream," he responded. "You haven't screamed ever since we started making love." "Oh James, every woman is different," she said. "I am not Mary." He had met Mary when they were in business school at NYU. Both of them had grown up in England, James in Liverpool, and Mary in Manchester, but by fortune, or misfortune, they had met at NYU. Three years after graduation they got married in a small church in Manchester, and a year later, Sarah was born. They lived in a small flat in Manchester, about 15 minutes from Mary's parents, but eventually moved into a luxurious house when James started getting promotions at his job. Mary was an extravagant spender, and by the time James became senior executive of his company, Mary was throwing massive parties for so-called friends. "I don't know who you are anymore," he said to her one day. "I don't know the person who I married. You are not real to me anymore. You don't exist in my world." "I hate you James," she replied. "You are always wanting to control me. Well I am a person and I am real." She began to remove her clothes until she stood naked in front of him. "I am real," she cried as she pounded her chest. "Here, feel my tits," she said as she grabbed her breasts. "James, it is real. I exist. I am real, you stupid fuck." I can be contacted at mortigitempo@hotmail.com