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SuperSearch FAQ - Library Learning Center :: UW-Stout Jump to Content Jump to Navigation University of Wisconsin - Stout Search Library UW-Stout Google SuperSearch FAQ You are here: Library Home > Indexes and Databases Contents [ hide toc ] What is SuperSearch? View SuperSearch PowerPoint intro Who can use SuperSearch? How to I login? What resources are available in SuperSearch? How do I search more than one resource? What methods are available for searching? What are truncation and Boolean operators? What do the graphic icons mean in SuperSearch? How do I view the results after a search? What if I want to sort my results? How do I find an article after viewing the results ? How do I search and request a book or AV item from another UW library? How can I get an article or a book/AV item if it's not available full text or from a UW library? How can I save my results? What if I only want to search certain databases when I login to SuperSearch? (My Space) What if I want to re-run a search on a regular basis? How do I exit SuperSearch when I'm done? Are there any known issues or problems? I am having trouble finding what I need. Where can I get some research help? What is SuperSearch? Searches up to 8 database resources using one interface. Merge duplicate records from multiple databases. Create a list of favorite resources. Store personal searches for future use and set up e-mail alerts. Link to individual resources for more advanced searching. Link to full text and other options using Who can use SuperSearch? How do I login? SuperSearch is available to all students, faculty and staff. On-campus or off-campus access to all Stout users is available by logging into SuperSearch using a Stout e-mail username and password. In the PDS-Patron Directory Services window, type in your Stout e-mail username (User ID) and password. For Institution, click on the down arrow in the pull down menu, highlight UW-Stout and click on Login. The Custom Search screen will appear. What resources are available in SuperSearch? SuperSearch provides access to a variety of online resources including journal/periodical databases, journal/periodical articles, dictionaries, library catalogs, encyclopedias, etc. Many of the databases are full text. Quick Search : Click on Quick Search to perform a Google-like search on multiple databases. The QuickSearch indexes include Academic Search Elite (EBSCO), Masterfile Premier (EBSCO), Omnifile FT Mega (Wilson) and the UW-Stout Catalog. Two other Quick Search sets are available for searching the UW System libraries simultaneously. Custom Search : Click on Custom Search to search Quick Sets, Categories, or locate a Database. Category searching allows you to find and search one or more databases grouped by subject. Find Resource : Click on Find Resource to find a specific database or to see which databases contain full text. Find a database by using the Title, Locate, or Category tabs. Ex: Academic Search Elite (EBSCO) Find Journal : Click on Find Journal to find a specific journal, magazine or newspaper that provide full text in a database. My Space : Click on My Space to set up your personal preferences for searching SuperSearch, including selected records or databases for future use. How do I search more than one resource? Many of the resources within SuperSearch are cross-searchable, meaning they can be searched simultaneously regardless of the vendor. For other resources which do not have cross-searchability, you must link directly to the resources in order to search them, also known as linking to the "native interface." The "native interface" allows you to use any of the special features a vendor may provide and may be a better approach for complex searching. When resources are listed in the categories there are boxes that can be checked or unchecked depending on if one or more databases are to be searched simultaneously. If there are more than 8 databases listed the boxes will be unchecked and you can select up to 8 to search. If there are less than 8 all the databases will be checked and all can be searched at the same time or uncheck the ones not wanted. To help facilitate searching there are two sub-categories, Core and All . Core Sub-Categories have been created so that the basic databases for a subject plus the UW-Stout Catalog may be searched simultaneously. All Sub-Categories include all databases relevant to the subject. Select multiple databases by checking the boxes. What methods are available for searching? The two primary methods for searching are Simple and Advanced . Simple : allows you to create a search with truncation and Boolean operators. Ex: test anxiety and college student? Advanced : allows you to create a complex search using keywords, specific fields (all words [keywords], subjects, authors, titles, etc.) and Boolean operators to combine terms. Type in a term in a search box. The pull down menus select the fields to search and what Boolean operator to use. [Default Search] What are truncation and Boolean operators? Truncation : This is a way to search for words beginning with the word stem followed by a question mark (?). For example, type: walk? to find the words walk, walks, or walker, etc. There is no consistent standard for truncating in SuperSearch as some databases use the ? and some use *. If one symbol doesn't work, try the other--or do separate searches for singular and plural or other word endings--or resort to using the native interface. Boolean Operators : This is a way to search by combining terms using logic. And - combines search terms so that each search result contains all of the terms. Ex: travel and europe Or - combines search terms so that each search result contains at least one of the terms. Ex: colleges or universities Not - excludes terms so that each search result does not contain any of the terms that follow it. Ex: television not cable What do the graphic icons mean in SuperSearch? SuperSearch uses a number of graphic icons (symbols) as shortcuts for descriptive information for an action, searching, saving records to user's personal space, etc. = describes a database and provides searching tips = adds the database to your personal space (My Space) = search a database using the SuperSearch interface = deletes an action, such as a selected database from My Space = moves a database to your e-Shelf database set = to view more results or records = saves a record to your PC = sends a record via e-mail = view a record in its original format = save a record to your e-Shelf folder in My Space or or link to full text or other options = indicates that full text is available in a database = saves as icon. Used in My Space = delete a folder in My Space = update icon in My Space = save Alert = edit Alert How do I view the results after a search? There are three ways to view results: Results List/Table View shows the title of the article/book, author, year and database. More records are available on the screen at a time. After a search is performed Table View is the display default. Select the other two types of views from the Table View. Brief View displays results one after another and includes the same information as in the Table View plus the journal/periodical title, volume, page and date. Click on Table View (upper left) to return to the result list. Full View shows the most information including an abstract and full text if available one record at a time. Click on Table View (upper left) to return to the result list. Sometimes only a subset of all the results are shown. To retrieve more records, go to the last record and click on Get More , some but not all the original results will appear in your new result list. The system is redoing the search and again pulling up the first records it finds in no particular order . New citations will, however, be in bold print. To see the results grouped by database, click on "view results by databases" (just above the results list). Click on a database name to see the results in that database. The "resource" field provides a link to the article in the native interface for many of the databases, but not all databases provide a direct link in SuperSearch. What if I want to sort my results? You may sort results by rank (relevance), title, author, year or database. Sorting however, is not available for every database. To sort, click on the down arrow in pull down menu and select the sort type. How do I find an article after viewing the results? The Table View , Brief View , and Full View pages all provide several options for viewing articles. Article Title : Click on the Article Title to view the full record. If available, full text will be displayed at the end of the record. will be displayed by clicking on the link in the "External" field of the record if if the article is in PDF format. Database Link : Click on the Database Link to view the article in the "native interface." This does not work for every database. If the article does not appear, you may have to recreate your search in the database's native interface. Link : Click on the Find it! Link to generate a menu that may provide links to full text articles from other vendors. How do I search and request a book or AV item from another UW library? Two Quick Search sets are available for searching the UW System libraries simultaneously. Choose one of the UW-Libraries menus (limited to 8 libraries at a time) by clicking in the radio button. To request a book or AV item from another UW library use Universal Borrowing (UB) . Perform a search in one of the UW-Libraries Quick Sets. Select an item. Click on a record. Click on the Resource link to the native interface link in one of the UW libraries. Note: Do not use UW-Madison which does not allow outside libraries access to their UB system. Click on the Other Catalogs button. Select All Universal Borrowing Libraries . Click on the Request button. Login with your UW Stout username and 7-digit Student ID number. The default will be UB , click OK . Complete and submit the UB form. You will need to copy and paste the title you are requesting. UB Instructions are available to help you complete a request. A UB request can be sent to a UW library of your choice to be picked up; notification will be sent by e-mail. How can I get an article or a book/ AV item if it's not available full text or from a UW library? Not all materials that you might need will be available from Stout or UW libraries. You may need to request other items such as periodical articles through the library's interlibrary loan service, ILLiad. Select the indexes to search from one of the Quick Search Indexes or Subject Categoies drop down menus by clicking in the appropriate checkboxes. From the resulting list, click on the button. If a link to full text is not available, and the journal is not held by the library, click on ILLiad and login with your UW Stout username and 7-digit Stout ID number. The form will automatically be filled out with the information from the index.. Sometimes not all the information appears and you will need to copy and paste the information that is needed. Click on Submit . Usually the article will be sent in electronic format to your Stout e-mail account. Interlibrary Loan Instructions are available. How can I save my results? The best method is to save to My Space . Save to My Space: From any of the result views, click on the Folder Icon . The folder icon will change and include a plus sign (+). This indicates the article information that has been put into My Space. There is no limit to the number of articles that can be selected. Click on the My Space link in the upper toolbar. Place a check mark next to the article information to save. Click on the Save As Icon . A Save As window will appear. Type in a folder (file) name and click Save . The article information will be saved to your personal folder, accessible anytime you are logged into SuperSearch. Delete in My Space: Click on My Space in the upper toolbar. Place a check mark next the the article information to delete. Click on the Delete Action Icon to remove the article. Click on Trash Can Icon to delete the whole folder. What if I only want to search certain databases when I login to SuperSearch? (My Space) SuperSearch allows you the option of creating your own database list or set, so that when you personally login the databases are already selected. Create a Personal List (Set) of Databases: Login to SuperSearch using your Stout email username and password. Click on Find Resource from the upper toolbar. Select the database(s) by clicking on the Plus Icon to add the database to your list. Click on My Space and then My Resources in the upper toolbars. Click on the Down Arrow in the drop down menu to create a new set with the databases selected Click on the Create Folder Icon and a window will appear. Type in a name for the list (set) and click on Save . Click on the Left Arrow Icon to move the database into a set on the left of the screen. To save the set, click on the Save As Icon . Type in a folder (file) name and click Save . The set of databases will be saved to your personal folder, accessible anytime you are logged onto SuperSearch. To give the set a description, click on the Update Icon . View a List (Set): To view a personal list, click on Quick Search from the upper toolbar. All personal lists will be displayed above the Quick Search sets. Perform a search in your personal list. Note: Only databases with the Magnifying Glass Icon can be searched from the Quick Search screen. Databases without the Magnifying Glass Icon can only be searched one-at-a-time by going into the native interface (click on the database name). Delete a List (Set): Click on My Space then My Resources from the upper toolbars. Select the Set from the pull down menu. Click on the Trash Can Icon , a window will appear asking if you want to delete the set, click OK . What if I want to re-run a search on a regular basis? SuperSearch allows you to save searches so you can re-run them at a later date. You can also run a search automatically, by setting up an alert. Alerts can be run at an interval you specify (ex: daily, weekly, etc.) and the results of the search can be e-mailed to you. To Save a Search or Setup an Alert : Select the databases you wish to search and enter your search terms. After the search results appear, click on Custom Search and then Previous Searches in the upper toolbars. Click on the Plus Sign to save it. Click on My Space and then My History in the upper toolbars. The saved searches during the current session will be listed. Click on the query to re-run the search. To set the search as an Alert , click on the Bell Icon . A window will appear asking for: an Alert Name full e-mail address (ex: smithp@uwstout.edu) receiving a message if there are no results (yes or no) run the Alert every day, week or month select the databases to be run (check or uncheck the boxes) Click on Submit . To edit the Alert, click on the Edit Icon . To delete an Alert, click on the Delete Action Icon and the Alert will be removed. How do I exit SuperSearch when I'm done? Always exit SuperSearch by clicking on the Exit link in the upper right of the screen which will return you to the library home page.. Are there any known issues or problems? General: Not all of the library's resources/databases can be searched in SuperSearch. These are the resources that do not have the Magnifying Glass next to the resource name. These are "link only" databases to the native interface resources where you must access the vendor's interface in order to search. As more resources are OpenURL compliant it will be possible to search them through SuperSearch. Link only databases can not be searched simultaneously with other resources. Not all fields searchable in the native interface are searchable in SuperSearch. Sometimes you must use the native interface (click on the database name to search it as done in the past) in order to get more precise results. SuperSearch is not fully compatible with screen readers. Mac users will find that Safari works better than IE with SuperSearch. Supported browsers are IE 5.0 or higher (Windows only), Netscape 6 or higher and Mozilla. Specific: Sorting isn't possible in every database. In some databases, sorting results by title does not ignore the initial articles like a, an, the, etc. When searching multiple databases, the system does not retrieve all of the results. It returns a portion of all the results, regardless of date or relevancy, although usually it seems to be the newest records in the database. Search results when searching multiple databases, are in the order in which they were retrieved, and are not necessarily in any meaningful order. Sorting may remedy this if it's allowed. Alternatively, you can also request that the system go and get more of the records to find the most relevant citations in the search results list. If you search the UW-Stout Catalog in SuperSearch, click on a title, click the Find it! button and don't see the UW-Stout Catalog on the Find it Menu it is because the title doesn't have an International Standard Book Number (ISBN) or International Standard Serial Number (ISSN). Hopefully this will be remedied in a future release. See a reference librarian for additional help. All items in the UW-Stout Catalog have assigned call numbers which are necessary to find books, videos, etc., however in SuperSearch local call numbers may not appear. Items with local call numbers are materials primarily concerning the Menomonie area such as archives and Stout theses. To view the local call number click the Database Link in the "Resource" field to see the record with call number in the UW-Stout Catalog native interface. I am having trouble finding what I need. Where can I get some research help? Just click on for help. You can send an email message to Stout librarians and we will try to answer your questions. Librarians check Reference Email during scheduled reference hours. Last Updated: 01/11/2006 and Last Revised: 5/27/05 Contact Ask a Librarian 715-232-1353 for more information or help on this topic. 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eXile - Issue #185 - Whore-R Stories - The Coal Miner's Daughter - By Mark Ames Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (12) Next (6) The Coal Miner's Daughter By Mark Ames ( editor at exile ru ) Browse Author (147) Previous (101) Next (44) I went to two parties and two nightclubs over the weekend, and the whole time I don't think I talked to a single woman. Or if I did, I don't remember it. That's because I had about as much lust in me as a box of fax paper. As Sunday night wore on and I was supposed to get started on this issue, I started to feel the first little jolts of lust shocking my loins. It always happens this way when I have a lot of work to do, and I've let that work fester without treating it. So rather than write, I hooked onto www.vipdosug.ru and found myself a whore. Her name was listed as "Lara," and she appeared to have a thin, taut young body, long red hair and nice small breasts that I could cup in my hands. She claimed that she was 20 years old, though by her picture she appeared to be 18. And she charged $100 for a two hour visit. When I called and gave her my address, it was clear she was an out-of-towner. I had to explain where I live a few times. She promised to be over in an hour, but since she "lived" (to the extent that a whore lives somewhere) only two metro stops away, she was at my podezd within 40 minutes. The dezhurnaya downstairs called my home phone. "Mark! A dyevushka's here to see you!" she barked, disapprovingly as always. It's strange, you pay those old babushka a quarterly stipend to "protect" you, and all they do is make you feel self-conscious every time you order a whore delivered to your door. Where's the logic in that, I ask. When she arrived at the door, I could see why the dezhurnaya was a little more gruff than normal. My whore was accompanied by a thug who looked like something right out of a Dorozhny Patrul jail line-up: he was thick, about six feet tall, in a black leather coat, black pants, and one of those black leather ski caps with the black cloth rim, and thick flat-toed shoes. I caught it all in one glance because I've seen these "collectors" join their whores about 20% of the time, and they all look and dress alike. As per their orders, I paid the "courier," the guy whose job it was to collect the cash. I closed the door and he left. Lara didn't look a whole lot like her photo, but as I've said many times, we're talking about used cars here, folks. They always look a lot cleaner and shinier in the photo than they do in person. Lara had dyed her hair black, and that made her face seem much harsher than in the photo. The features were more chiseled and broad and square rather than soft and angled and young. Her teeth had large gaps. She wore a black t-shirt with the word "Love" written in pink and gold sparkles, and black pants laced on the calf. She entered my kitchen then stared out of the window down onto the Moscow river. "Klass," she said. "This is the nicest view of any apartment I've been to in Moscow, and I've been to a lot. Oh, I could really imagine spending time here. Yes. Just sitting here in the summer, watching the barges go up the river. That would be so nice. Yeah, I could live here." "Where are you from?" I asked. "From Ukraine," she said. Thank God for Ukraine, I thought. Some day, I'm going to have to give something back to that country for all it's given me. Buy Ukrainian Savings Bonds or something. "Where in Ukraine?" "You know Ukraine?" she asked in disbelief. "Some of it, yeah. I've been there a few times." "I'm from the Donbass region. The coal mines near Donetsk. I'm from Lugansk myself." "I know Lugansk, but I haven't been there." "There's nothing in Lugansk," she said. "It's dead. We have miners. They don't get paid. They work. They die. The state steals everything from them. But they keep working and keep dying. It's an awful place. Everything in Ukraine is awful. It's the worst governed state in the world." "Are there a lot of beautiful girls like you there?" I asked, flattering her. She wasn't beautiful, although she did have energy and that softened her hard face somewhat. "No, all the beautiful girls left Lugansk. Like me -- we're all gone!" "How did you get to Moscow?" "I took a train. See -- let me go back. I was a student. Well, I never studied. I was a bad student. I wanted to become a hair stylist, but I didn't do it. I was too wild, I couldn't sit still! I was also a sportsman. I did kickboxing until two years ago. I still know it." "Have you ever had to use kickboxing?" "For this...job?" she asked. Her face grew suddenly dour. "Yes, it's...let's say it helped me. I'd rather not remember it, okay? Do you mind if I smoke?" "Go ahead. So when did you lose your virginity?" "I was sixteen. I heard that if you waited longer, it would only hurt more and more. So I got it out of the way. I was stupid. Well, anyway I met a guy. We fell in love -- I did anyway. He said all sorts of things to me. Then I had a baby. And he went into the army. Left me. Never came back. Bastard. I'll never trust a man again. They're all traitors, you know." "So are women," I said. "Everyone's a traitor," she said, but without bitterness, in fact almost cheerfully. "They're all bastards and traitors, what can you do? So anyway, I had my child. I worked different jobs. I took a job at a carwash. That was my last big job in Lugansk. Some dyadya there, a client, told me I could do...this kind of work there. I didn't, but I came here on a train and it was easy to find this type of work. I didn't come here expecting it. I was hoping to get a job selling cosmetics, anything, but that didn't work so a girl I met told me about this agency, and well, this is what I'm doing for now. But my contract ends in a few weeks." "You have to sign a contract?" I asked. "That's how it works. Three months at a time. I've been doing it for, well, this will be four months. Then I'll quit. I send money back to my family in Lugansk." "You have family?" "I have an older sister and a younger brother. He's eleven. And my baby of course. My mother died. She died last year of cancer. It was horrible, and now we really need the money." "Your father?" I asked. It usually comes down to the father. "He's alive. He lives with a woman. He has another family." "How do you send the cash to Lugansk?" "I give cash to the train conductor here in Moscow, give him a cut, and he takes it down, and someone meets him in Lugansk and takes the cash. Otherwise it'd take forever, if I used Sberbank." "Aren't you afraid the conductor will steal the cash?" I asked. She laughed. "Hasn't happened yet. But I guess it could happen. You know, it's so nice to just talk with you. Usually I show up to a client's, and right away, he wants to...he just takes me and we have sex, then he throws me out. But with you I'm much more comfortable, just talking. I like this! What about you? Where are you from?" "California." "Oh, California! California! Why are you here? Everyone wants to get out of here and go to California!" "It's more interesting here." "Yes, ekstremalno," she said. "Extreme in Moscow. Terrorism in the metro. Terrorism at concerts. That's what you like?" "We have terrorism too, if you remember," I noted. She laughed. "Yes, I remember. The sad thing is that there's no terrorism in Ukraine. Nobody cares about Ukraine. It's not even worthy of a terror act because there's nothing anyone wants from Ukraine." She laughed and shook her head. As we talked, we drank tequila with grapefruit juice. I made hers strong, and she enjoyed each cocktail, drinking more than most whores drink. "I like three things. Fruit, cigarettes and alcohol," she told me, stealing a banana. After getting half-undressed in my kitchen, we took our act to my bedroom. She didn't shower -- I guess she was getting too drunk. But that was a shame because her vagina had that end-of-the-tour-of-duty odor to it, the butt grease odor that worn-in whores get. It spoiled an otherwise cheerful night. Her breasts were small and not too squishy. Her ass was also small, and though squishy, it fit into my hand. She rolled some kind of super-small, ridiculous Soviet condom onto my unit and started to blow me, but we had to take the thing off and put on a Durex. I was kind of hoping I'd get a condomless blowjob, but I wasn't forceful with her. I'd enjoyed her company, and the power I had over her time with me, too much to spoil it with a change in the tempo. She wanted to fuck. "I can't wait," she said. She rolled onto her back, but I pulled her on top of me and told her to sit on me. Her vagina was wet and tight enough that I didn't feel like I was getting the old "hot dog in a hallway" snapper that every john dreads. She didn't need to lube with a whore swipe. Lara was really enjoying herself on top of me, or at least faking pretty convincingly that she was. Her pleasure was rooted in believing that I was interested in her stories about herself, which I was, slightly. I was trying to feel some kind of genuine interest or make some connection, or trying to feel like I should try to make a connection, but it was all fake and all internalized -- trying to conjure up genuine interest in Lara's story was contrived in a ridiculous way, like faking my own orgasm while masturbating. My aunt once said to me, while pointing to her baby grandson, "They're nothing to me until they're at least four or five years old." That's sort of how I feel about humans: they're nothing to me until I've clocked so many hours with them, a lot of hours, hours usually spaced over a matter of years. Lara pulled me on top of her and pulled her legs back. I felt like I was going to cum too quickly and I didn't want to, so I slowed it up. "Come on!" she said. "I want it. Let's go, come on!" I started to go, but all the lust that had been missing suddenly caught up with me. So I rolled over again and pulled her on top of me. This time she wouldn't wait. She started to piston-fuck me, so I figured the hell with it, I was paying, who am I trying to impress? I grabbed her small ass and used it like a giant block of sandpaper to sand down my whole pelvic region. Suddenly I exploded, and she made sounds as if she did too. I don't know -- of all the ego things, getting a whore off is just not something that makes me feel like more of a man. I'm not sure how much she faked it, both for my sake and for hers, but when she fell on top of me her heart was beating as hard and fast as a mongoose's. But the best part of our evening was to come when she rolled onto her back. After a few deep breaths she asked me what time it was. Already after two in the morning. "Oh. It's already time for me to go," she said. "I should get ready to leave." She wrote down her phone number, but as soon as she handed it to me I knew I wouldn't call her. She deserves at least a pozdravlenie on Women's Day. But I know I won't do it. Which makes me just another traitor in her life. Issue In #185 04 Mar 04 (1 year, 10 months old) Also in this Issue The Ugly Truth Feature Story byMarkAmes Moscow's girls have become uglier, and are getting increasingly ugly every year. If Moscow is no longer a haven of lust, then what is the point of living here?... In Brief In Brief US-German Thaw... Forbes List of Whores... Fradkov Mania!... Bonner for Putin?... 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