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Ooze Magazine yyyy OOZE MAGAZINE PROUDLY PRESENTS ITS ON-GOING PROJECT: OOZETV VIDEOS! 8 new films! BACK ISSUES 1994-2002 The Sex Issue 50 Years of Ooze THE FINGER Science Fiction Foreigners Teens Xmas Back-to-School Slime Issue Traveling with Ooze ...and more Order Crap Great Price THE FINGER: A Comprehensive Guide to Flipping Off - We wrote it $10 Ooze T-shirts-$10 Ooze Stickers-$1 Disco Jesus shirts and posters-$4 + $10 PRANKS THE FORCE IS A TOOL OF SATAN If George Lucas makes the 7th Sequel to Star Wars - we all die! EL CULO NEGRO for Vice President Our unsuccessful bid to run a Mexican wrestler on the Democratic ticket. PWEETA - People Who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals We want you to EAT MORE MEAT! About Ooze Who is Ooze? See their compromising photos, and their even more compromising biographies. Live Shows Ooze performs LIVE in Los Angeles and other cities- just not right now. Look here for reviews of past performances, new bookings, and more. Or you can book 'em yourself . THE FINGER: A Great Gift Book Ever wonder who was the first person to flip someone off? I bet you didn't know if happened more than 2500 years ago. THE FINGER is a gift that keeps on giving special love for as long as the paper isn't rotting in a dumpster. GREAT GIFT! Get it from Ooze . Get it from Amazon . FREE ipod Nano! Or Mini Mac! Or a flatscreen The latest in internet marketing scams that even WIRED can't pinpoint quite how it works, but it does . We got a FREE IPOD in time for Xmas. Do Ooze a favor and click those top links and sign up for something you can cancel. PLEASE! Smell the Brussels Sewer! Get Ooze Updates! Want oozing hi-larity delivered to your very own electronic mailbox? Who doesn't? Get the latest word on where Ooze is performing, and when new stuff appears on this very website. Just send us a message that says: I WANT OOZE! subscribeme@ooze.com Search All of Ooze Find: Search the Buttload of Ooze Search: All Products Apparel Baby Beauty Books DVD Electronics Home Gourmet Food Health Care Watches Kitchen Magazines Instruments Music Computers Camera & Photo Software Outdoors Tools Toys & Games VHS Video Games Cell Phones Enter keywords... Ooze Wants You To Search for Amazon Products! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE MAKE $! The Sewer Tour is Sponsored in part by Justin Hall's links.net . Justin held a contest in March where we won a round-trip ticket to anywhere in the world for our sewer tour. Thanks! MDT COMMUNICATIONS gave us one of their international cell phones they rent out to people in the Los Angeles area . web ooze.com DinGLE BLOG The Dingleberrys have a new blog over on myspace . Follow their fortnightly adventures as three giant animals try to make their way through the LA Rock Scene and Become Famous . They are retarded. note : you can now JOIN our new RSS feed and submit crap that's yours or that you find somewhere. GO NOW! NEW RSS FEED! - YOU CAN JOIN oozeTV has a new sibling - the oozeTV RSS feed ! Take a peek. Right now there are two ALL-NEW videos up there (and not here) ROBOTS GONE WILD and ALIEN SEX PARTY . Got any videos you want to share? Anyone can link stuff in our Odd Video Collection. After 11 years of not listening to you, Ooze suddenly CARES . HOLLYWOOD SEX TOUR VIDEO Ooze convinces seven unsuspecting tourists in Hollywood to get into a van with us for two hours to see where celebrity scandals happened. We visit the toilet where cops caught George Michael jerking off, the alley Eddie Murphy picked up a foot fetishist cross dresser, where Hugh Grant got his money for his infamous blow job and much much more. Real tour operators felt so threatened they tried to bust us for operating a tour without a licence! See it on OOZETV FREE ipod Nano! Get one, bitch. It's a pyramid scheme that works. Last year I got a free ipod. This year, I want a Nano. You just sucker five friends and yourself to sign up for stupid stuff, and they ship you this thing. I SWEAR. Ooze Editor's L.A. Movie Premeire Ooze Editor MJ Loheed premieres his feature film, FREEZE OUT at the Westwood Film Festival on Sun. Oct. 12 -10:30 pm at the Crest Theatre. It's a comedy about people so into poker, they lose track of the important things in life - like lying to your friends, having sex and cheating - but instead play poker. Or is it the other way around? 1262 Westwood Blvd. LA. The Cast includes Real Celebrities! Click on the link above to find out more or listen to MJ on the radio talking about the movie. IGN.COM Star Wars is Evil Film Mortimer Fontaine of toolofsatan.org was recently spotted on video talking about the Evil of Star Wars to the Mega Gaming Site Now Owned By Fox. Best explanation of the Soul Destroying Nature of Star Wars caught on film. Click the fat face at the bottom to watch. thedingleberrys.com The Dingleberrys are the #1 Band in the World. Their website has a song and video on it, with more to come along with a myspace page! All the Kids like the Dinglberrys Rock! Make them your MYSPACE friends. (They don't have any except for that guy everyone gets) TAP TREK.com You gotta see Tap Trek . Why? Star Trek . Tap Dance . Need I say more? In this new video, the crew of the USS Shufflin' Foot fights Abraham Lincoln for control of the UNIVERSE ! R2-DEMON2 Shirts! Sizes Medium Large Extra Large $17.99 includes domestic shipping People are Stupid Millions of people have visited Tool of Satan , and that's just swell. But this time, (as opposed to 1999) not only do we get reams of hate mail for an obvious joke (many many clues) - we have the world of blogs to peruse. Blogs that post their "thoughts" - and when they finally figure out it's a joke, get to post more. Usually they think it's a bad joke, since they didn't get it themselves. I guess they missed the point. They are the joke. Mostly because people mouth off without thinking. Way too many links to post, so just go to google and look up "toolofsatan" or "r-2-demon-2" and see for yourself. STAR WARS PROTEST GIFT BAGS People have gone super nutty on Tool of Satan . There is even an ebay auction selling the "tools" Target Gift Bags (for very little.) Read about that and more in our very functional Tool of Satan Forums . (new) STAR WARS PROTEST We protest the new Star Wars (again). basically we went to the opening of Star Wars and passed out these flyers . People freaked. See new hyper-christian pamphleteering at the Tool of Satan . Pointless Message Board Talk crap about whatever you want. I set this up so Ooze readers can make their own content for each other and I don't have to. Ooze Message Board . Café Press Deletes "Offensive" Material Citing potential riots, Cafe Press officially removed all "I (heart) Niggers" and "I lIke Kikes" merchandise from the Ooze Store. We adhere to our stand that these shirts are Peace Loving and not racist or offensive. Sadly, it was also our best selling item. If you do like them , please write to us and we'll put you on a list. We're printing a bunch up ourselves! FREE Mini Mac! Get Yours Here!. This internet marketing scams works! We got a FREE IPOD in time for Xmas. Even WIRED can't pinpoint how it works, but it does. Do Ooze a favor and click the top link and sign up for something you can cancel. (SIGN UP for the infone one - it requires a credit card, but does not charge you!) Then you can get a free computer too. Chompo's Lost Lunch One-eye dogs, rainbows, unicorns, and corruption at the highest levels. Ooze's latest family entertainment bonanza is finally finished. 30 pages of doggie fun . Buy Ooze Stuff We've completely revamped the order page -making it much easier to read - and added a whole bunch of new items to t he Cafe Press Shoppee . It has to be seen to be believed. Color Jesus T's, Baby with Fork in Head infantwear, an I (heart) Nigger teddy bear (and T-Shirt), I Like Kikes bumper stickers, and lots and lots of Chompo stuff. Buy Chompo Stuff Visit Chompo's Shoppee and get t-shirts, undie-pants, lunch boxes and more. CHOMPO SCHWAG for XMAS! chompo.com Ooze's popular one-eyed dog, Chompo, now has her own website at chompo.com . This is a no-toothed Chompo fest filled with pictures, videos, animations, stories, and Chompo Merchandise. The Flash Storybook™ Chompo's Lost Lunch is a tour d' force of storytelling - with a cliffhanger ending! Obey the iFilm OBEY THE SIGNS... AND LIVE! is now featured on ifilm . Why see it on a Big Website when you can see it here with out all the crappy ads? 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Ooze at Los Angeles (area)Film Festival The Century City Film Festival is sort of proud to present OBEY THE SIGNS... AND LIVE! on the big screen in... Hollywood. Why see it on the Big Screen when you can see it for free online? It'll be, BIGGER, and will make us feel better when you laugh and the rest of the audience is horrified. Want this film in your festival? Event is Over Ooze Guy on 1010 WINS The Finger New York news radio reports on the Finger in america and talks to MATT PATTERSON. (1.5 meg mp3 file) Ooze Guy on NPR This American Life Eddie Schmidt whores out his family to Ira Glass on "This American Life." Ed talks about a piece of cheese that cost his parents $10,000. My Brother's Wedding OOZETV Do you care ? My brother got married and I happened to hold the video camera. I figured I worked on it enough, I might as well share it with the world... IRAQI PRISON SCANDAL PHOTOS Abu Ghraib Photo Shocker Due to the Freedom of Information Act, Ooze has received some shocking new photos of further abuse by the Army on Iraqi prisoners . SEVEN NEW FILMS OOZETV Haven't been to Ooze in a while? See SEVEN new OozeTV episodes. Dildos, Priests, Dogs, NEW CULO NEGRO FOOTAGE, Signs, and the scariest Cream Pie Fight you'll ever see . NEW "award winning" FILM OBEY THE SIGNS ... AND LIVE! Fresh from TROMADANCE 2004 , Ooze's travesty of filmmaking is available for download. Rules exist for a reason, and signs quickly and effectively tell you what to do. If you don’t obey the signs, you could die ...or worse. Le Journál d' Sewer Ooze visited Foreign Parts investigating sewer tours in 10 European cities. Why would anyone want to visit a filthy poo canal? That's what we wanted to know too, since each of these cities has some sort of tour or museum dedicated to sewerage open to the public. To see our regular Humorous Pieces access The Sex Issue or any of our other Back Issues including the World Famous site, THE FINGER where you can read excerpts and order copies of the GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. Our Plan Why are we going into some of the World's Filthiest Places? Because we can! Read our plan and what you can expect to see if you come back. Rip roaing adventurous fun. (updated) Planning Your Own Sewer Tour Want to waltz through the rivers of waste like Ooze? We've given you all the information you need to see the murk of 12 cities. There's other stuff (like culture and buildings) at these places too, but who cares? © 2003, 1994 - 2003 Ooze Magazine All Rights Reserved
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Ooze Magazine yyyy OOZE MAGAZINE PROUDLY PRESENTS ITS ON-GOING PROJECT: OOZETV VIDEOS! 8 new films! BACK ISSUES 1994-2002 The Sex Issue 50 Years of Ooze THE FINGER Science Fiction Foreigners Teens Xmas Back-to-School Slime Issue Traveling with Ooze ...and more Order Crap Great Price THE FINGER: A Comprehensive Guide to Flipping Off - We wrote it $10 Ooze T-shirts-$10 Ooze Stickers-$1 Disco Jesus shirts and posters-$4 + $10 PRANKS THE FORCE IS A TOOL OF SATAN If George Lucas makes the 7th Sequel to Star Wars - we all die! EL CULO NEGRO for Vice President Our unsuccessful bid to run a Mexican wrestler on the Democratic ticket. PWEETA - People Who Enjoy Eating Tasty Animals We want you to EAT MORE MEAT! About Ooze Who is Ooze? See their compromising photos, and their even more compromising biographies. Live Shows Ooze performs LIVE in Los Angeles and other cities- just not right now. Look here for reviews of past performances, new bookings, and more. Or you can book 'em yourself . THE FINGER: A Great Gift Book Ever wonder who was the first person to flip someone off? I bet you didn't know if happened more than 2500 years ago. THE FINGER is a gift that keeps on giving special love for as long as the paper isn't rotting in a dumpster. GREAT GIFT! Get it from Ooze . Get it from Amazon . FREE ipod Nano! Or Mini Mac! Or a flatscreen The latest in internet marketing scams that even WIRED can't pinpoint quite how it works, but it does . We got a FREE IPOD in time for Xmas. Do Ooze a favor and click those top links and sign up for something you can cancel. PLEASE! Smell the Brussels Sewer! Get Ooze Updates! Want oozing hi-larity delivered to your very own electronic mailbox? Who doesn't? Get the latest word on where Ooze is performing, and when new stuff appears on this very website. Just send us a message that says: I WANT OOZE! subscribeme@ooze.com Search All of Ooze Find: Search the Buttload of Ooze Search: All Products Apparel Baby Beauty Books DVD Electronics Home Gourmet Food Health Care Watches Kitchen Magazines Instruments Music Computers Camera & Photo Software Outdoors Tools Toys & Games VHS Video Games Cell Phones Enter keywords... Ooze Wants You To Search for Amazon Products! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE MAKE $! The Sewer Tour is Sponsored in part by Justin Hall's links.net . Justin held a contest in March where we won a round-trip ticket to anywhere in the world for our sewer tour. Thanks! MDT COMMUNICATIONS gave us one of their international cell phones they rent out to people in the Los Angeles area . web ooze.com DinGLE BLOG The Dingleberrys have a new blog over on myspace . Follow their fortnightly adventures as three giant animals try to make their way through the LA Rock Scene and Become Famous . They are retarded. note : you can now JOIN our new RSS feed and submit crap that's yours or that you find somewhere. GO NOW! NEW RSS FEED! - YOU CAN JOIN oozeTV has a new sibling - the oozeTV RSS feed ! Take a peek. Right now there are two ALL-NEW videos up there (and not here) ROBOTS GONE WILD and ALIEN SEX PARTY . Got any videos you want to share? Anyone can link stuff in our Odd Video Collection. After 11 years of not listening to you, Ooze suddenly CARES . HOLLYWOOD SEX TOUR VIDEO Ooze convinces seven unsuspecting tourists in Hollywood to get into a van with us for two hours to see where celebrity scandals happened. We visit the toilet where cops caught George Michael jerking off, the alley Eddie Murphy picked up a foot fetishist cross dresser, where Hugh Grant got his money for his infamous blow job and much much more. Real tour operators felt so threatened they tried to bust us for operating a tour without a licence! See it on OOZETV FREE ipod Nano! Get one, bitch. It's a pyramid scheme that works. Last year I got a free ipod. This year, I want a Nano. You just sucker five friends and yourself to sign up for stupid stuff, and they ship you this thing. I SWEAR. Ooze Editor's L.A. Movie Premeire Ooze Editor MJ Loheed premieres his feature film, FREEZE OUT at the Westwood Film Festival on Sun. Oct. 12 -10:30 pm at the Crest Theatre. It's a comedy about people so into poker, they lose track of the important things in life - like lying to your friends, having sex and cheating - but instead play poker. Or is it the other way around? 1262 Westwood Blvd. LA. The Cast includes Real Celebrities! Click on the link above to find out more or listen to MJ on the radio talking about the movie. IGN.COM Star Wars is Evil Film Mortimer Fontaine of toolofsatan.org was recently spotted on video talking about the Evil of Star Wars to the Mega Gaming Site Now Owned By Fox. Best explanation of the Soul Destroying Nature of Star Wars caught on film. Click the fat face at the bottom to watch. thedingleberrys.com The Dingleberrys are the #1 Band in the World. Their website has a song and video on it, with more to come along with a myspace page! All the Kids like the Dinglberrys Rock! Make them your MYSPACE friends. (They don't have any except for that guy everyone gets) TAP TREK.com You gotta see Tap Trek . Why? Star Trek . Tap Dance . Need I say more? In this new video, the crew of the USS Shufflin' Foot fights Abraham Lincoln for control of the UNIVERSE ! R2-DEMON2 Shirts! Sizes Medium Large Extra Large $17.99 includes domestic shipping People are Stupid Millions of people have visited Tool of Satan , and that's just swell. But this time, (as opposed to 1999) not only do we get reams of hate mail for an obvious joke (many many clues) - we have the world of blogs to peruse. Blogs that post their "thoughts" - and when they finally figure out it's a joke, get to post more. Usually they think it's a bad joke, since they didn't get it themselves. I guess they missed the point. They are the joke. Mostly because people mouth off without thinking. Way too many links to post, so just go to google and look up "toolofsatan" or "r-2-demon-2" and see for yourself. STAR WARS PROTEST GIFT BAGS People have gone super nutty on Tool of Satan . There is even an ebay auction selling the "tools" Target Gift Bags (for very little.) Read about that and more in our very functional Tool of Satan Forums . (new) STAR WARS PROTEST We protest the new Star Wars (again). basically we went to the opening of Star Wars and passed out these flyers . People freaked. See new hyper-christian pamphleteering at the Tool of Satan . Pointless Message Board Talk crap about whatever you want. I set this up so Ooze readers can make their own content for each other and I don't have to. Ooze Message Board . Café Press Deletes "Offensive" Material Citing potential riots, Cafe Press officially removed all "I (heart) Niggers" and "I lIke Kikes" merchandise from the Ooze Store. We adhere to our stand that these shirts are Peace Loving and not racist or offensive. Sadly, it was also our best selling item. If you do like them , please write to us and we'll put you on a list. We're printing a bunch up ourselves! FREE Mini Mac! Get Yours Here!. This internet marketing scams works! We got a FREE IPOD in time for Xmas. Even WIRED can't pinpoint how it works, but it does. Do Ooze a favor and click the top link and sign up for something you can cancel. (SIGN UP for the infone one - it requires a credit card, but does not charge you!) Then you can get a free computer too. Chompo's Lost Lunch One-eye dogs, rainbows, unicorns, and corruption at the highest levels. Ooze's latest family entertainment bonanza is finally finished. 30 pages of doggie fun . Buy Ooze Stuff We've completely revamped the order page -making it much easier to read - and added a whole bunch of new items to t he Cafe Press Shoppee . It has to be seen to be believed. Color Jesus T's, Baby with Fork in Head infantwear, an I (heart) Nigger teddy bear (and T-Shirt), I Like Kikes bumper stickers, and lots and lots of Chompo stuff. Buy Chompo Stuff Visit Chompo's Shoppee and get t-shirts, undie-pants, lunch boxes and more. CHOMPO SCHWAG for XMAS! chompo.com Ooze's popular one-eyed dog, Chompo, now has her own website at chompo.com . This is a no-toothed Chompo fest filled with pictures, videos, animations, stories, and Chompo Merchandise. The Flash Storybook™ Chompo's Lost Lunch is a tour d' force of storytelling - with a cliffhanger ending! Obey the iFilm OBEY THE SIGNS... AND LIVE! is now featured on ifilm . Why see it on a Big Website when you can see it here with out all the crappy ads? It'll be bigger, faster, and put less of a load on our servers and will make us feel cool when lots of people see it and knock on our e-door and make us rich and famous. George Bush "Flip-Off" See the President Flip the Bird LATE BREAKING FINGER NEWS When George Bush was Governor of Texas he gave the camera a "One-Fingered Salute" before going on the air. While Bush may not have been the Commander-in-Chief at the time, this video is historically significant because the highest ranking U.S. official caught flipping someone off previously was Vice-President Nelson Rockefeller in 1975. Mr. Rockefeller was thought to be in the first stages of dementia at the time and died two years later. The same thing could be argued about Bush, but two years later he was made President. (1.1 mb) In July 2004, a protestor reported that Mr. Bush had given HIM the finger, but alas no camera caught the offending gesture. Ooze at Los Angeles (area)Film Festival The Century City Film Festival is sort of proud to present OBEY THE SIGNS... AND LIVE! on the big screen in... Hollywood. Why see it on the Big Screen when you can see it for free online? It'll be, BIGGER, and will make us feel better when you laugh and the rest of the audience is horrified. Want this film in your festival? Event is Over Ooze Guy on 1010 WINS The Finger New York news radio reports on the Finger in america and talks to MATT PATTERSON. (1.5 meg mp3 file) Ooze Guy on NPR This American Life Eddie Schmidt whores out his family to Ira Glass on "This American Life." Ed talks about a piece of cheese that cost his parents $10,000. My Brother's Wedding OOZETV Do you care ? My brother got married and I happened to hold the video camera. I figured I worked on it enough, I might as well share it with the world... IRAQI PRISON SCANDAL PHOTOS Abu Ghraib Photo Shocker Due to the Freedom of Information Act, Ooze has received some shocking new photos of further abuse by the Army on Iraqi prisoners . SEVEN NEW FILMS OOZETV Haven't been to Ooze in a while? See SEVEN new OozeTV episodes. Dildos, Priests, Dogs, NEW CULO NEGRO FOOTAGE, Signs, and the scariest Cream Pie Fight you'll ever see . NEW "award winning" FILM OBEY THE SIGNS ... AND LIVE! Fresh from TROMADANCE 2004 , Ooze's travesty of filmmaking is available for download. Rules exist for a reason, and signs quickly and effectively tell you what to do. If you don’t obey the signs, you could die ...or worse. Le Journál d' Sewer Ooze visited Foreign Parts investigating sewer tours in 10 European cities. Why would anyone want to visit a filthy poo canal? That's what we wanted to know too, since each of these cities has some sort of tour or museum dedicated to sewerage open to the public. To see our regular Humorous Pieces access The Sex Issue or any of our other Back Issues including the World Famous site, THE FINGER where you can read excerpts and order copies of the GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. Our Plan Why are we going into some of the World's Filthiest Places? Because we can! Read our plan and what you can expect to see if you come back. Rip roaing adventurous fun. (updated) Planning Your Own Sewer Tour Want to waltz through the rivers of waste like Ooze? We've given you all the information you need to see the murk of 12 cities. There's other stuff (like culture and buildings) at these places too, but who cares? © 2003, 1994 - 2003 Ooze Magazine All Rights Reserved
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CricketSoda MySpace Profile Editor CricketSoda's MySpace Profile Editor Welcome to the CricketSoda MySpace Profile Editor. With our simple easy to use editor you can transform your boring, plain, unoriginal Myspace profile to fit your unique needs. All you have to do is follow the following steps, and decide just how you want your profile to look. I tried to make it as simple as possible with step by step instructions that anyone can figure out. If you have any problems, please let us know via The CricketSoda Forums here , or you can talk to the Myspace Guru at shadows.com here . CricketSoda Myspace Stuff Pre Made Layouts : Myspace Editor : Myspace F.A.Q Myspace Editor Quick -n- Easy Navigation Links Step One : Change the Colors and Style Step Two : Add Images Step Three : Add Movies Step Four : Make tons of friends You can also leave us comments! If you run into any problems with our myspace editor, please let us know so we can fix it! The CricketSoda Myspace Profile Layout Contest! : Design a Myspace Profile layout and win cash prizes. To enter all you have to do is fill out a short form and submit us your code and images. We will let people on the internet vote for the best one! You could even use our editor to create a profile, copy and paste the code and be one step closer to winning. Click here to see more details about the contest and enter! Step One : Change the Colors and Style Not everyone likes the same colors, so why not change your profile to reflect the colors you truly adore. Fill out the following form with the color information, any background image and background music you might want to add to your myspace profile, and then hit submit. It will generate code your can copy and paste into your profile. Note: having other code on your Myspace profile may have an effect on the layout of your profile. If you have problems, make sure you don't have any other style code. (pictures, videos, music; stuff like that are fine) Select your editing method: simple | advanced Background Color Pick Color or Background Image more info on page backgrounds Background Music more info on background music note: if you plan on adding a video to your MySpace, make sure they don't conflict with one another. It can turn your profile into one messy nasty noise. Table Background Pick Color Main Text Font Family Arial Arnoldboecklin Blippo Bookman Brushstroke Comic Sans Courier New Courier cursive Coronetscript fantasy Fixed Florence Gill Sans Helvetica Impact Lucida monospace Oldtown Palatino Parkavenue sans-serif serif Times Times New Roman Zapf Chancery Main Text Color Pick Color Main Text Size 8pt 10pt 12pt 14pt 16pt 18pt 20pt 36pt 72pt Main Text Style -> Bold Italic none Link Text Color Pick Color Link Text Size 8pt 10pt 12pt 14pt 16pt 18pt 20pt 36pt 72pt Link Text Style -> Bold Italic none Visited Link Color Pick Color Link Mouse Over Color Pick Color Link Mouse Over Size 8pt 10pt 12pt 14pt 16pt 18pt 20pt 36pt 72pt Link Mouse Over Style -> Bold Italic none Table Border Style Solid______________ Dashed_ _ _ _ _ Dotted.................. Table Border Color Pick Color Border Size 1 2 3 4 5 6 none (select none for no border) Take the code on the next page and paste it into your About Me or any other part of your profile. Sometimes it takes a few tries to get the colors just right. Try to image painting your room, or your car or whatever. Open your MySpace in a new window so you can go back and forth from MySpace to this editor. To try the new colors all you have to do is replace the code you inserted into your profile. When you get the code, a little snippit will be included at the end that looks like this: <small>This profile was edited with <A Href='http://www.cricketsoda.com'>The CricketSoda Myspace Editor!</A></small> You can delete that if you wish, or you can support The CricketSoda Myspace Editor. Sometimes the link dosn't fit in well with a person's design. We understand. :) 2.22222222222E+236 The CricketSoda MySpace Profile Editor is brought to you by CricketSoda.com And the CricketSoda Media Team Created by Individuals of the CricketSoda Space Program and is no way affiliated with Myspace.com
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createBlog.com > pimp stars? Help - Search - Member List - Calendar Full Version: pimp stars? createBlog.com > News and Announcements > Feedback wound Oct 1 2005, 6:39 AM god i thought i had found it on your site once before? a profile called 'pimp stars' i thinkk it was... if anyone can help me id be GREATLY apreciated! niez_cho Oct 1 2005, 7:14 AM Err... all I know is that this doesn't really belong to feedback. brownsugar08 Oct 1 2005, 7:33 AM I think you mean someone's member title said "Pimp Status"...I've seen that before. tweeak Oct 1 2005, 11:43 AM What? OhXiet_ItzDonnA Oct 1 2005, 11:55 AM Uh...I dont know what you're talking about...can you put more into what you're talking about? Spiritual Winged Aura Oct 1 2005, 5:34 PM There isnt pimp star in here. Cake. Oct 1 2005, 7:10 PM google it, hahahah. wound Oct 2 2005, 5:18 AM already tried to google it, pimp status? could you link me? -sorry if im in the wrong forum too! its black and white and has stars along the left side, i think i remember they looked smeared.. or dripping.. or something ChasingLife87 Oct 2 2005, 12:16 PM Are you looking for a user or a skin? It sounds to me like you're looking for a myspace skin or something... wound Oct 3 2005, 5:21 PM yea its a myspace skin, but its the background im interested in. 100 million eCookies to anyone who can find me it .. please :/ racoons > you Oct 3 2005, 5:28 PM why is this thread sill open? *hunts down someone with power* xcaitlinx Oct 3 2005, 7:12 PM ^ i was thinking the same thing... mona lisa Oct 3 2005, 9:02 PM ^I was thinking you were spamming... ------------------------------ Sorry, I've been too stressed to notice. Topic closed This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here .