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Sounds Like Some emo faggots with short hair trying to play real metal. Record Label Metal Blade Type of Label Indie Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Jan 20 2006 8:00A Zeche Carl Essen, Jan 21 2006 8:00A Het Bollwerk Sneek, Jan 22 2006 8:00A Kulturfabriek Luxembourg, Jan 23 2006 8:00A Universum Stuttgart, Jan 24 2006 8:00A Jardin Morderne Rennes, Jan 25 2006 8:00A Point FMR Paris, Jan 26 2006 8:00A NED Club Montreux, Jan 27 2006 8:00A Bloom Mezzago/Milano, Jan 28 2006 8:00A Anomalia Club Prato, Jan 29 2006 8:00P Kultiplex Budapest, Jan 30 2006 8:00A Arena Wien, Jan 31 2006 8:00A Alter Stadtbahnhof Schweinfurt, Feb 1 2006 8:00A MUK Giessen, Feb 2 2006 8:00A Ottinger Villa Darmstadt, Feb 3 2006 8:00A AJZ Talschock Chemnitz, Feb 4 2006 8:00A Kato Berlin, Feb 5 2006 8:00A 013 Tilburg, Feb 6 2006 8:00A Underworld London, Feb 7 2006 8:00A Trillians Newcastle, Feb 8 2006 8:00A Barfly Glasgow, Feb 9 2006 8:00A The Music Box Manchester, Feb 10 2006 8:00A NCLA Newport, Feb 11 2006 8:00A Ferryboat Norwich, Feb 12 2006 8:00A Lintfabriek Kontich, Feb 22 2006 4:30P First Line Music Cafe Minneapolis, MN Feb 23 2006 5:30P Metro Chicago, IL Feb 24 2006 8:00P The Intersection Grand Rapids, MI Feb 25 2006 8:00P The Majestic Theater Detroit, MI Feb 26 2006 6:00P The Odeon cleveland, OH Feb 27 2006 6:30P Avalon New York, NY Feb 28 2006 7:00P Penny Arcade Rochester, NY Mar 1 2006 6:00P The Theater of The Living Arts philadephia, PA Mar 2 2006 7:00P Toad's Place New Haven, CT Mar 3 2006 7:00P Ottobar baltimore, MD Mar 4 2006 7:00P Tremont Music Hall Charlotte, NC Mar 5 2006 6:00P The Norva Norfolk, VA Mar 7 2006 7:00P The Masquerade Atlanta, GA Mar 8 2006 7:00P The Masquerade Tampa, FL Mar 10 2006 7:00P Meridian Houston, TX Mar 11 2006 8:00P Galaxy Club Dallas, TX Mar 12 2006 7:00P White Rabbit San Antonio, TX Mar 14 2006 6:30P Marquee Theater Tempe, AZ Mar 15 2006 6:30P House of BOOOS West Hollywood, CA Mar 16 2006 7:00P House of BOOOOOOs Anaheim, CA Mar 17 2006 7:00P SOMA San Diego, CA Mar 18 2006 7:00P Slim's San Fransico, CA Mar 19 2006 7:00P Colonial Theater Sacramento, CA Mar 20 2006 7:00P Loveland Portland, OR Mar 21 2006 7:00P El Corazon Seattle, WA Mar 22 2006 8:00P The Venue Boise, ID Mar 23 2006 6:30P Lo Fi Cafe Salt Lake City, UT Mar 24 2006 7:30P Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom Denver, CO Mar 25 2006 8:00P Sokol Basement of DOOM Omaha, NE The Black Dahlia Murder's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] Bart Williams Joins BDM ( view more ) US TOUR FEB/MAR ( view more ) happy holidays ( view more ) Black Flag Tribute (featuring yours truly) availible March 14th!!!!!! ( view more ) Saturday December 17th's HBB set list ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma will be in stores July 12th! The Black Dahlia Murder's Friend Space The Black Dahlia Murder has 32677 friends. martine's got that supertouch! The Swellers **Ramona** Kristy michael Stop.Drop.Rock&Roll. medusa DARK LORD View All of The Black Dahlia Murder's Friends The Black Dahlia Murder'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 6795 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) shithead Jan 11, 2006 08:57 AM Can't wait to see u guys in March, although you're playing with bands i can't stand, it'll give me an opportunity to knock around some "metalcore" pussies. Keep it metal, drink beer, smoke weed, and worship satan. Hikaru Jan 11, 2006 08:56 AM come back to japan.... :'( NICK Jan 11, 2006 08:21 AM u dudes are SICK! Redemption Jan 11, 2006 08:15 AM hope to see you guys in kontich!! xxx Rui Jan 11, 2006 08:08 AM Thanks for the add!! 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eXile - Issue #163 - Whore-R Stories - Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day - By Genghis Goldberg Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (4) Next (14) Whore-r Stories: International Whores' Day By Genghis Goldberg Browse Author (8) Previous (4) Next (3) T he buildup to International Women's Day here in Moscow last month was as nauseating as Christmas Season in New England. All those flower vendors, cheesy TV specials and grotesque toasts to womanhood triggered fantasies of cutting off my lady friend's head and storing it in the back of the freezer, behind the Gzhel and the sack of frozen broccoli. There was only one way to avenge this evil: celebrate March 8th with a whore. Not another newspaper whore from our page 23, but a whore picked from an open-air market. So hold on to your latex gloves, folks, cuz I'm a-gonna take you back to March 8th, that magical, enchanting holiday celebrating the mystery and gift of Women. Before we go there I want to take this opportunity to make an aside. Thank God there is no Women's Day holiday in America. I can imagine the layers of irony and suppressed desperation that such a holiday would bring out. The whole inter-gender sickness would gurgle out of the social sewer grill every year on cue: "Oh, I'm sooooo happy you're celebrating me. Tchya, as if." "This holiday is so sexist, you know? No, just kidding! I don't really give a shit about some stupid holiday, you know? I'm not into that whole PC thing?" "No, really, it's okay. Forget it, you know? It's not the holiday that I care about, it's just...forget it, nothing." But why do I torture us both, readers, with horrible reminders of the Repression? We're not in America. Let's move on with our lives. In Russia it's impossible to avoid Women's Day. I used to do the gentlemanly thing and call all the women in my life to wish them all the usual: chlamydia, breast cancer, cellulite... This year I was going for a clean slate. No phone calls. No women. Just a whore. Rudnitsky and I called a taxi at about 9:30 p.m. on Women's Day evening. I instructed the driver to take us to the nocturnal whore colonies that come out to feed on that block of Leninsky Prospekt between Oktyabrskaya metro and Gagarin Ploschad. "Going for sluts?" the burly driver asked. "Yes." The mission cheered our driver up - I always expect Russian taxi drivers to get nationalistic and protective over their womenfolk when I ask them to take me to whore markets, but the opposite is always true: they look at you as a real bloke and often go the extra mile for you. "I don't think you'll find anything on Leninsky now," he suggested. "We should go to the Moskva." "They're too expensive there," I said. He shrugged. We wasted a half hour trawling Leninsky before giving up and going to the Moskva. "I'm telling you, the only hope is the Moskva at this time," he said. "Okay, let's do it." There, a mamochka -- an over-the-hill whore in sweat pants, parka and cap -- waited near the former Dikii Loschad restaurant, bouncing just off the curb. She told us to follow a white Moskvich which was parked just ahead of us. We followed the Moskvich to the Lubyanka bus stop across from the FSB headquarters. The Moskvich stopped in front of a group of dirty Russian cars: one mini-van and two Ladas. This was the tochka. Another mamochka approached, this one younger and Asiatic. "We've got 70, 100 and 150," she said. "Which do you want to see?" "100," I said. Suddenly it was like that scene from the keystone cops: about thirty girls piled out impossibly from cars that should only hold a total of five, then lined up in a semi-circle before our headlights like trained dogs, or like slaves on an auction block. One girl looked enticing: a shy, extremely thin village girl with a big head, big eyes and a terrible hairdo. The problem was she looked too young and skittish. To get the whore-r story for this issue, I needed an older girl who'd been through the hard knocks, a girl with tales to tell. The rest of the 100-dollar line-up looked like something out of the Star Wars bar scene. "Let's see the 150's," I told the mamochka. She shooed the 100 girls back into the sardine pack. Would they be punished, ruined, hurt by the rejection? One should be horrified by the thought, yet for some reason, one got rather aroused. The 150s weren't much better. I chose a tall girl with long black hair and exotic Cossack eyes. Her red vinyl boots went up to her knees. Her name was Alla and she came from Kiev. Rudnitsky seemed to like her and I was wasted enough to listen to him. She must have some interesting whore-r stories to share. When I brought her to my apartment I asked her about the expected upcoming war in Iraq. "Do you think America has gone crazy?" I asked. "Do you think we're aggressive and arrogant, or do you think we have the right to take out Saddam Hussein?" "It is necessary to get rid of him," she said matter-of-factly. "So you support Bush and America?" "Of course," she said. "Hussein is terrible. Who needs people like that in the world?" "But most Russians think that America has gone crazy, turned aggressive." "Get rid of those people too." "Get rid of the Russians who oppose America's war?" "Of course, get rid of them. They complain about everything. They're not civilized." The only thing more exciting than a cute girl who advocates war and concentration camps is when said chick is a whore you've just purchased for the next several hours. On International Women's Day! But the joke was on me. After this auspicious opening, it was all downhill with Alla. She didn't want to drink. She had a bad attitude. When a whore doesn't drink, usually it means she's got a bad attitude. "When did you come out to Moscow?" I asked. "In December." "Did you work as a prostitute in Kiev as well?" "No." "So why did you come to Moscow?" "Work." "Is it better here than in Kiev?" "More money." "Do you miss Kiev?" "Yes." "You're not married?" "No." "How did you find out about the work here?" "A friend in Kiev who worked here told me about it." "Why did you need the money?" I asked. "It's personal. It's not pleasant. Has to do with Kiev." "Do you have a baby?" "No. I take care of my mother and younger sister. It's not pleasant." "Where's your father?" I asked. "I haven't seen him since I was six. Do I have to keep answering? Enough!" I'm starting to think, there's a pattern here when it comes to fathers and Warsaw Pact whores. I've always known that if I ever had children, I'd flee. The guilt would kill me, I can't lie. So the best thing is to not have a child, period. No child, no problem. But what if I had a child, a daughter, and I fled, and my abandoned daughter bloomed into a whore? Wouldn't that be a good thing, bringing joy to the lives of so many empty, exhausted, pathetic men incapable of love or intimacy? Shouldn't I feel pride, rather than guilt, if my daughter became a whore? Of course! Folks, I'm throwing out my condoms tomorrow. Delinquent fatherhood, here I come! Alla wanted to speed things up. She took her whore's bath and lay on my bed. She blew me with a condom. I barely felt it. We had sex. I don't remember much. I was as high as space shuttle dust, and my voice sounded like Froggy's, which made my interrogation of her difficult. Her body was thin and she had an advanced case of squishy whore flesh. She was 23, almost middle-aged by whore standards. She didn't need to do the swipe: her snapper was unusually moist for a prostitute. Which prompted me to ask her if she liked her job. She scowled. "Are you joking? I do it just for money. Who doesn't?" I groggily thought, "Geez, you could at least lie, Alla." I was too high to cum. I punished her for a good half hour or more, until she went dry. Then punished her some more. I thought about the holiday, the flower vendors charging double-price to the idiots, the grotesque TV shows. I thought about nothing. I thought about how long I'd be doing this. I tried to fuck her hard from behind but we weren't even generating hate sparks. I finally pooped out. It ended in a stalemate. All I really wanted was to be alone. 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