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Heard it was good though. See ya at school -b Pikahsso Dec 10, 2005 04:31 PM whats the deal thelonious heard you on KNON 89.3 FM today what's the deal man you good people.......... verbbbbb gar4ett Dec 9, 2005 04:36 PM FUCK YOU BITCH, IM FROM TEXAS Rrice aka DaGoldenGRAIN Dec 5, 2005 11:12 AM dog i got the new hotness to rock when i come through... SLYK Dec 1, 2005 02:16 PM So what happened to you after 2002. I presume your still ALIVE........ SLYK Dec 1, 2005 02:12 PM Ur Phront Roe groupie chick is hot, thats whats up muenster. Or as few remember you Napolone(napol-IAN) FAB DEUCE Nov 26, 2005 02:26 PM hell yea...The show was mad nice. I'm feelin the whole vortexas crew!! GOAT Nov 26, 2005 11:11 AM Reminder...GOAT & DJ Ricky C perform this Sunday at Club Clearview...WE NEED YOUR VOICE---IT'S BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!! THIS SUNDAY, NOV. 27 / SHOW STARTS @ 6 P.M. / TICKETS: $8 PRESALE $10 AT THE DOOR CLUB CLEARVIEW 2803 MAIN STREET DALLAS, TX 75226 Love 2 All Peace GOAT GOAT's Solo Album ABSOLUTE TRUTH Coming Soon! www.musicbygoat.com www.myspace.com/musicbygoat www.myspace.com/justinakagoat Phrunt Roe Nov 22, 2005 02:18 PM Put me back on your top 8, you cheezy bastard! FAB DEUCE Nov 21, 2005 12:04 PM correct you are FAB DEUCE Nov 21, 2005 10:35 AM nice show at the lodge yo! MattP Nov 18, 2005 10:22 AM wasssup ho? SLYK Nov 10, 2005 07:22 PM you comin to central texas this weekend bra? The breed love tour or something like that with mos def talib, and Paroh moich are at stubbs on sunday. hit me up! Phrunt Roe Nov 8, 2005 06:10 PM Hey baby... y'all are rippin it up at Andy's! Make this Wednesday as crunk as it's ever been! SLYK Nov 3, 2005 05:31 PM Optimistic, im not on the hit list, but we live it to the fullest. MIMIC in Austin. 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Peace, Jadox GOAT Sep 25, 2005 08:29 PM GOAT & DJ Ricky C (w/possible special guest) will be performing this Thursday, September 29, at the Club Clearview VIP Room in Dallas at 8:45 p.m. $10 Cover unless you get FREE Passes (more info below) Club Clearview VIP Room in Deep Ellum 2806 Elm Street Dallas, TX 75226 WE WILL HAVE CDS, SPAGHETTI-STRAP & REGULAR T-SHIRTS, AND STICKERS--WE GOT THE MERCH--PLEASE SUPPORT!!! Free Passes Pick up your free festival passes between now and Wednesday, September 28th, at Scion of Dallas, 2610 Forest Lane, Dallas, TX 75234! The dealership hours are 8:00am - 9:00pm daily (closed Sundays). Limited quantities available / Get them while supplies last. 1 pass per person. And be listening to 102.1 The Edge for other opportunities to get your free passes! Love 2 All Peace GOAT FAB DEUCE Sep 23, 2005 01:31 PM indeed....Im guessing that show that phillip is talking about is going to be with yall right? Im lookin forward to it... SLYK Sep 23, 2005 09:46 AM the skys clear for an open gaze, my mission is to turn the pages. rain or shine acl is a traffic jam, asstown is burdened with too many cattle...., uh i mean people. mooooooooooo!!!!! FAB DEUCE Sep 22, 2005 08:37 PM What's the deal Christy Sep 20, 2005 08:22 AM I like your Vortexas picture Christy Sep 20, 2005 07:50 AM we do....It's raining here ...but...I love the rain! Ladies Choice Sep 11, 2005 03:57 PM asstown's finest GOAT Aug 10, 2005 05:57 PM Whatup? Yo main, I appreciate you adding us to the show roster on the 8th. YEHEAH--we gonna rock it homie. Peace... Prince Ramsey Aug 9, 2005 01:44 AM Muenster always has the best shit. Makes you sit your fucking ass down! Oh and by the way, even though I skipped to Euless... DENTON STAND UP!!!!!!!!!1 jenna Jul 27, 2005 05:15 PM My girl will soon be on her way to see you and I have never seen her so happy. Keep up the good work. We are getting plenty of rain this way please call it back your way. 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eXile - Issue #179 - Feature Story - The eXile introduces amateur Whore-R Stories! - By Travis Jones Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (107) Previous (58) Next (47) The eXile introduces... amateur Whore-R Stories! By Travis Jones T hose of us who have sought female companionship over the Internet are familiar with some of the Russian language sites that cater to our interests: loving.ru, dating.ru, and omen.ru are among the most popular. Every few days I get an e-mail from dating.ru, which features the latest round-up of Russian girls looking to find a boyfriend over the Internet. After all, men who have Internet access probably have better job prospects. In fact, we're an elite; according to either The Moscow Times or my girlfriend, only 2% of Russians use the Internet at home. Most of the girls on these sites are here in Moscow or in St. Petersburg -- these cities have lots of bored office workers and students with access to scanners capable of uploading a flattering picture to the Internet. When you look over the pictures of girls from the provinces, you notice that most of them have sent almost identical pictures of themselves, scantily clad, in front of drapes. Somebody posed them for these shots, so they obviously work for porn sites. But which ones? Most of us remember the beginning of "amateur" Internet porn. A college-aged girl would scan a bunch of pictures and find some commercial site designer to make her site with an early version of FrontPage. A start-up credit card processing company on the web would be used to process payments. Doing this requires a degree of initiative and intelligence, which limited the number of these sites as attractive girls with these qualities can usually find basic office jobs. But soon studios that would hire several girls and offer monthly access started getting into the business. For girls in the provinces, these studios were really the only option, because DSL and cable modems were not yet available in most of provincial Russia. All of this changed when the Ifriends network opened its doors on Valentine's Day, 1998. Ifriends is a portal that offers 'exhibitors' easy-to-download software that lets them use a 50 dollar webcam to produce streaming video online. By '98, there were thousands of porn sites with only a few girls each; Ifriends offered a central meeting place for would-be porn stars and balding, 40 year old executives to exchange services for cash. Women would use a text chat to lure men into a 'private show' in which they could then take off their clothes. Registered members got access to archive pictures, which were often superior to the pictures offered at a price on the other sites. For its trouble, iFriends collects 50% of their revenues. It is extremely easy for a girl to list herself on iFriends; as an experiment, I once pointed a Logitech webcam that I had hooked up to my old 233 at my ex-girlfriend's bunnies and let them prance around online in front of perverts from Missouri for nearly an hour. This the rabbits did free of charge. A year or two after iFriends opened its doors, girls from other countries started to appear on the site. These girls, rather than working alone from home, were employed by studios that would set up cameras and beds with computers. This was nothing new, but they used the same free software and cheap cameras that had been available to everyone for years. A cursory glance at Ifriends today reveals that there are 1700 girls logged on. Most of these girls work at studios in Russia, Romania, Latvia and the Czech Republic. For whatever reason, certain cities seem to predominate in the number of girls they feature, particularly Saint Petersburg, Yaroslavl, Riga, and Bucharest. Trying to talk to such girls in the "guest chat" room can often prove nearly impossible. They are given a list of things to say when someone comes into their "room" in order to get them to log on for a private video session. You can't really take offense to this: these girls don't have a clue what you're saying. In addition, studios usually forbid girls from talking extensively to guests if the guests don't start paying. Most of the girls stick pretty closely to their scripts. Fortunately, their pictures are always available. After having the same conversation about twelve times, it is possible to find a girl who actually wants to talk. In this case, she's usually interested in talking to an English-speaker who doesn't just babble about sex. Sometimes not. Sending a picture usually helps. I found out about Camcontacts last year from a girl in Piter who had posted a personal ad on dating.ru. These girls are attractive but not particularly better looking than other Russian girls their age; in other words, just because they are "porn stars" in a sense doesn't mean they have any more luck than other girls in real life. Go to dating.ru and you'll always run into the telltale curtains hanging in the background. These sites only make money when you pay by the minute for live nude chat. That's pretty pointless for anyone who's actually in Russia, as a fifteen minute session can cost you as much as a venture with a whore from Omen.ru I first met Anna two weeks ago on Camcontacts. She was a fair-skinned, 22-year old bleached blonde who moved to the golden ring city of Kostroma to escape the husband she left in Kirov; her three-year-old daughter lives with her. She attended a local "technological university" and works some hours at a factory that makes processed meat, in addition to her chatroom income. Anna won't tell me how much she makes, but the average chatroom girl working on her own makes about $800 a month. Studio girls make half this or less. Since most people in Kostroma Oblast make less than $200 a month, chatroom girls are well-paid by local standards. The hours can be long; Anna usually works for 12 hours a day or more; but most of these hours consist of waiting for someone to come in to watch her take off her clothes and finger herself for a few minutes. I invited myself out to Kostroma to visit Anna. She was very happy with this and selected a "hearts" motif for her yahoo pager background. I'd never seen the city, which is about a seven-hour train trip from Moscow. According to the only information available in English at waytorussia.net, the only train to the city of 280,000 leaves slightly before midnight, although there are regular busses. I found several hotels in the city: a "Guest House" that offers doubles for 50 dollars a night or 5 dollars an hour, an old Intourist place for 500 rubles a day that Anna seemed to like, and a boat-hotel for 300 rubles a night which she claims is frequented by the city's prostitutes. That Saturday evening I took the train to Kostroma. Platzkart is 12 dollars or so each way whereas Kupe is about 18. The train went via Yaroslavl; the two cities are about 80 km apart from each other but not connected by a major highway. I wanted to spend a few hours in Yaroslavl, a city I'd never seen, so I took the second class car as far as Yaroslavl and spent a few hours at a divey local discotheque called "Partizan," where I was rescued from some thugs by an English major at the university and her friends. The Armenian taxi driver informed me that the local whores ran at about 500 rubles apiece. I went platzkart to Kostroma from there. The scene out the window was run-down izbas and the occasional factory. The single-family houses struck me, probably because I hadn't left Moscow since June. Anna and I played e-mail tag while I wandered around town after checking in at the Kostroma Hotel. This hotel, which wasn't listed on the city site, has several types of rooms, including suites, first, and third class. First class rooms are $16 a night for a single with a bath, shower, tv and phone. Third class rooms are $10, but you have to share a bathroom. The hotel was out of first class rooms so I opted for the $10 room. Kostroma looked better than I'd expected, more European than most Russian cities. It's run-down like most of Russia but lacks the spiritually barren pressed-concrete architecture that characterizes many Russian cities. It was once one of the principal Commercial cities along the Volga and is as old as Moscow. It has a central open-air market and kremlin that are both several hundred years old. Perhaps most amazing about the city is that it has so many good, inexpensive restaurants, including an 'Art Cafe' where the only art on the wall consists of pictures of (clothed) young women. Most of the food is standard Russian fare, although there are two decent Pizzerias and an English restaurant called Camelot. The pizza at the pizzeria doesn't have any tomato paste, but unlike most french fries in Moscow it comes with a bottle of ketchup, spelled 'katsoop' on the menu. I guess this serves as a proxy for the tomato paste. I went to a disco in the center of town where the cover was 40 rubles and beers were 25-30. There was almost nobody there except some whores in the lobby that I chatted up for half an hour or so. Some guy they knew showed up and bugged them for $10 blowjobs, picking at Polina's fishnet stockings, which she was wearing over a regular pair of tights. Two of them had phone numbers, another did not. Not all of Kostroma made it into the 20th century and many people still don't have a home phone. When I returned from the disco, I found a message from Anna -- she had gone to work at 10, got my message, and come to the hotel only to leave when I didn't come back. The next day I waited in the morning in the lobby of the hotel for Anna to come. She arrived around 11:30. She was a bit of a disappointment -- she had looked rather young in the whitewashed pictures that she had posted on the web site. In real life she had crow's feet and could have passed for 30. She was fairly tall, standing about 5'8" or 5'9" in her high-heeled 'fuck me' boots. She was wearing a sweater with a generic label in English and skin-tight pants. She had bleached blonde hair and was smoking Next cigarettes. 'We need go to hospital..." she said. I wondered what was wrong. Apparently she had some minor malady that required a trip to the gynecologist. I'd never started a date with a trip to the gynecologist, but the rates posted on the wall were reasonable enough -- appointments were less than three dollars, surgery only $20 or so. After Anna was given a clean bill of health, we made our way to her friend Olya's apartment. Olya was also a chat girl. Anna said it was Olya's birthday, so we bought a cake on the way for Olya's place. Olya wasn't home, but her mom was, and fed us soup, tea, cranberry juice, and a shot each of home-made Ukrainian vodka which tasted a bit like Swedish Aquavit. While we waited around, we proceeded to eat half the cake. Nobody bothered to light any candles or make a wish. Olya's cat and 18-year-old son were home. She had a husband too, but he was away. The apartment was a standard one-room place on the first floor of a Stalin-era building. In the one-room place dwelt: Olya, Olya's mom, Olya's son, Olya's husband, and Olya's cat. "Nice kitty," I told Anna. "Oh -- you can have her -- there isn't any room for her." I would have considered it if not for the big, fat ticks on the cat's back. Olya came home. She was seven months pregnant, and looked it. She had short, dyed blonde hair, pretty lips and a cute nose, but her pregnant-mom overalls and crowded apartment weren't exactly stimulating. Besides, she looked pissed off, even before I offended her by saying "Foo!" when she lit a cigarette, my middle class instincts kicking in. Olya ignored me from then on. She didn't speak any English anyway, and wasn't as willing to listen to my bumbling Russian as her Mom had been. Olya had bigger problems; she was in the middle of a divorce. "Don't worry," Anna said. "Olya smoke last time pregnant." After playing with the cat and toddler for a few minutes, Anna and I took off for her studio. I never actually got a look at the studio; I waited outside the studio and had a cigarette. It was in an anonymous residential building; the entrance was a standard korpus that resembled half of the Stalin-era korpusi in Moscow. Anna got her friend Lena, who went to a bar with us where she explained how the girls' set-up worked. Lena had long, chestnut-brown hair, a round face and what she described as a Kazakh looking nose. She had an energetic personality; it was hard to assess her body under the large winter coat she was wearing. I forget the name of the bar, but it wasn't bad for a city with the size and average disposable income of Kostroma. Lena was of average build; Anna was much more fit but looked older. Lena showed me her passport; she had just had her 23rd birthday. Anna claimed to have lost her passport in a taxi. There was hardly anybody in the bar, but the waitress insisted that if we wanted a table that we had to pay at least 300 rubles between the three of us. I almost laughed at the low minimum, but then again, nothing on the menu was more than fifty rubles. Lena, Anna and I proceeded to drink Baltika 3's. Lena's English was much better than Anna's, and so we were able to talk about their workplace. The studio had three rooms; one with pink drapes, one with blue ones, and one with green ones. Each room had a bed; there were eight computers. Each woman operated a computer; customers came rarely enough so that nobody had to worry about sharing the bed that served as a setting for most of the strip-tease. Women could come and go as they pleased: there were about 30-40 women, total, but many only worked part-time. Others worked 12 hours a day. Lena practically lived there and at her sister's place. They didn't have a steady flow of customers, but when men did log in, they usually spent three or so dollars a minute. Everything was optional; the girls didn't have to finger themselves, use dildos, or anything, but usually did, as not doing so would mean that they didn't attract men into their chat rooms. Men usually had strange requests. One request Lena remembered was that she put on 3 times as much makeup as average and drink vodka -- somebody out there gets off on Russian-slut stereotypes, I guess. She was amused when a foot fetishist came to her -- all he did was pay to jerk off and look at her feet while she sat back and reviewed English words. A subsequent look at the site revealed that most of the archived pictures were soft-core if they were porn at all, although one did feature Olya holding a dildo. Lena and Anna insisted that they weren't bi, although a look at the site revealed a few pictures of them naked together. Lena told me she'd grossed $1,200 last month. Her studio takes 60%, so her net was about $500. She said there was a studio in Moscow that only took 40%. The girls supplemented their incomes by courting the interests of repeat customers, who were sometimes the object of their romantic fixations. Anna liked one guy from Michigan, and one from the west end of Alexandria, Virginia; both had sent her things and talked to her extensively on the phone. After we'd had more drinks, I drew a map showing Anna how far it was between Michigan and Virginia, and scribbled www.greyhound.com for her on a piece of paper. I asked why the girls didn't log on from home alone. "I have a computer at home and can log in whenever I want to -- you could do the same and buy a camera and work from home." They didn't understand; they thought I wanted to set up a studio. "If you set up a studio, we might work for you but only if we stop working at our studio...we don't want our boss to see us online working somewhere else," Lena said. Unfortunately, there are more barriers to getting online than just the prospect of buying a computer with a 50-dollar web-cam. As it had become so apparent at Olya's place, living conditions were often too cramped to work from home. Anna had a son that she didn't want exposed to her work, and Lena didn't have her own place. Rental properties were hard to find for less than $200 because most people inherited their places from the Soviet era and effectively lived in condominiums. High speed Internet access was difficult to set up, and dial-up access required a phone line. The biggest problem, however, was that of getting paid by Ifriends or Camcontacts. Ifriends is in America and Camcontacts in America and the UK, and both mail paper checks to their chat-hostesses rather than wiring them the cash. Getting a check from the US or UK and cashing it in Russia can take months even in a large city; Kostroma's banks don't have many of the features that those in Moscow do. To get paid, the money would have to be deposited to a US account by a friend and then sent to them via Western Union. I invited the girls back to my hotel. "We have to work tonight -- we are going to Moscow for several days so we need the money." This was news to me: I knew that a trip was planned but Anna was undecided as to whether or not she wanted to go to Moscow. I asked her how much she planned to make that night. She said that it could be as little as 200 rubles but as much as $50 dollars, but probably more like $10. The next day, they saw me off at the gray, Soviet-era bus station; they would take the train later on that day and arrive in the morning. So there you have it: the girls didn't want to come back to my hotel with me because they couldn't pass up an opportunity to make a dollar an hour or less. Unfortunately, my Megafon account has run out of money, so they won't be able to get through to me. Anna wasn't nearly as attractive in real life, although her friend was cute. Unfortunately, we all know how hard it is to switch friends. 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www.myspace.com/idmitdoesntmatter MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup IDM Hardcore / Punk / Metal "It's my desision...... to live my life my own way!" United States Profile Views: 7341 Last Login: 01/11/2006 View more pics Contacting IDM MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/idmitdoesntmatter IDM General Info Member Since December 9, 2004 Band Website idm-music.com Band Members Influences Helmet, SNOT, Pantera, Machine Head, Slayer and Bad Religion Sounds Like Helmet, Machine Head, Slayer and Bad Religion Mix - IDM Record Label Self-Recorded Type of Label None Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Jan 20 2006 9:30P Sea Rounders oxnard, CA Feb 4 2006 8:30P DJ'S VENTURA, CA Feb 17 2006 7:00P Club 13 Northridge, CA IDM's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] I.D.M. AS A HOUSE BAND! ( view more ) IDM welcomes Lance Caldwell on Bass! ( view more ) WE LOVE VAGINA!!! ( view more ) New Sponsors ( view more ) LINKS to sponsors & band friends ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About IDM ------------------------------------------------------------------------IDM is a Ventura, California based band. Friends and band mates over the last ten years, , have played in numerous venues throughout the Western United States with bands such as Sublime, Suicidal Tendencies, Body Count, Machine Head, Everclear, 311 and Testament. I.D.M. (It Doesn't Matter) is Voyaging into a journey of sculpting a unique brand of Metal, they incorporated a variety of musical genres covering the music spectrum from punk to nu-metal, and with influences such as Fear Factory, Slayer, Helmet and Bad Religion, they maintained that basic Metal backbone and found a sound that was fresh and driving. I.D.M. began recording their first album and by the Summer of 2004, they were ready to test their music on the masses. Their first show, a local rock night at the Ventura Theatre, proved to be an overwhelming success as about 400 listeners demostrated their approval of the band's music. The management at the Ventura Theatre even took notice and invited I.D.M. to perform with Machine Head, Chimaira and Trivium on their Road Rage Tour 2004 on September 3, 2004 at the Ventura Theatre. Now one year later and over 75 live shows under their belt. IDM is back recording a full length album set for release in late 2005.I.D.M. understands what it takes to survive in the unforgiving world of music...Let the music come first and have fun when and where ever you go. The band is excited for what their future holds and appears to be on the right track and fast track to becoming a successful band.I.D.M IS BEING SUPPORTED BY: Bling MySpace Editor IDM's Friend Space IDM has 1675 friends. 1 A D 7 King of the skins SKYDANCERS Jaimarie INK 4 LIFE Get Dirty Industries Castaway7Studios X-Site Radio View All of IDM's Friends IDM'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 536 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Amber Jan 8, 2006 09:16 AM hey chris! It was really awsome to hang with you on new years. Have a good year and i'll see ya in a year!! take care! Vegadeth Jan 4, 2006 06:04 PM Hi, Check out my new song when you get a chance. It will make you chuckle. Get your Beelzebush shirts other Blasphemy Farms products right here BONG Jan 2, 2006 12:19 PM Happy New Year! *aDikT 4 MuZiC* Jan 1, 2006 07:14 PM LUV YA GUYS!! Ekathis Jan 1, 2006 10:09 AM Happy NEw Yearz Guyz. Sick Flyer! *cArLy* Dec 31, 2005 03:52 PM love u guys!!!!! Heather(head) Dec 27, 2005 04:34 PM Hi new friends...Hi Lance, haven't seen you forever.Hope to be in town Feb so I can see you guys live...Happy New Year Taylor Dec 24, 2005 01:17 PM FoTo GirL Dec 24, 2005 11:40 AM Hope all is well.......Merry Christmas INK 4 LIFE Dec 23, 2005 02:44 PM HAVE A ROCKIN X-MAS o n e s i c k ♥ d e s i g n s Dec 23, 2005 09:59 AM HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM ~Ga~ Dec 23, 2005 09:16 AM Happy Holidays! ~G *aDikT 4 MuZiC* Dec 22, 2005 08:12 PM MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!! SEE YA SOON ♥ CHEMICAL BURN Dec 21, 2005 04:32 PM Have a great & safe weekend! Stacy Dec 19, 2005 01:55 PM *cArLy* Dec 17, 2005 07:25 PM Sherry Dec 14, 2005 03:52 PM Hello. :-) ♠Cristalle♠ Dec 14, 2005 02:32 PM Have an awesome day sweetheart ♥ Pile Dec 13, 2005 02:16 PM Thanks Chris, got it! its just me, your old fling Dec 10, 2005 12:22 PM well god damn... lokk who it is...its been yet again a really long as time....hit me up sometime! PEACE ~courtzilla ♥ Sherri ♥ Dec 9, 2005 04:11 PM HI! How are you? Thanks for the add! I like your page.. its sweet! Well I g2g but leave me some pic & page comments sometime!! ttyl xoxo ♥ Sherri Mrs. Johnny Richter Dec 7, 2005 06:29 PM you better not be lieing...give me a number! SHEROKKS ENTERTAINMENT Dec 7, 2005 06:05 PM dropping in to say hello *NEVAEH* Dec 6, 2005 09:21 AM ;) Mrs. Johnny Richter Dec 5, 2005 07:54 PM hey, whats up? its not my tattoo yet, its my next one, a little different, but you guys can see it when it is done, hopefully when i get money for christmas, cause im a broke-ass motherfucker, you guys should come watch me and my friend when we go get it, yeah? *aDikT 4 MuZiC* Dec 4, 2005 01:33 PM !!!! tore it up like always fuckers...Luv ya ♥ carrie Dec 1, 2005 11:17 AM dude, u have to tell all bout ur show last night!! wish i was there, and wanna hear all about it! miss u my christopher!! FoxxayKris1® Nov 30, 2005 06:08 PM hell yeah im there! i swear to the guys in awake id go! lol wheres the after party? "Judge this, DGAF Bitch!" Nov 30, 2005 03:00 PM Hey you sexy beasts you!!! I can't wait to see you guys on Saturday!! As always I will be there lookin good for you!!! Hey Jimmy wants to get Awake in there too!!! Is there any ways you guys can help me out with that!! maybe have them come in and play on a night you guys play??? That would be F'in Awesome!!! Anyways can't wait to hear you guys rip it up again!!! Much love to you guys!!! Lucky FoxxayKris1® Nov 24, 2005 06:32 PM doods!!! god its ben way to effin long! gobble gobble huh??? u sleepin yet?!?! hahahaha stay up and rock the fuck on! kris (xchristinaxrocksx) B!G~D Nov 24, 2005 03:07 PM Manderz Nov 22, 2005 09:23 AM Hey Chris- just wanted to see how everything was going. Hope all is well. Have a great Thanksgiving! xo, Manda its just me, your old fling Nov 19, 2005 06:58 AM R4WR.. i have new pics....you should comment them, and you are in high demand at oak hill, so you might want to send som more shit... i fucking love you guys!!! you rock!!!!! peace courtzille *cArLy* Nov 13, 2005 08:38 PM hey whats up? *aDikT 4 MuZiC* Nov 9, 2005 12:32 PM hey guys~..keep it rockin!! luv ya* Get Dirty Industries Nov 8, 2005 08:58 AM You are too fucking funny Chris! I love it. My favorite color too. You made my morning that much better with that cute sprint car. xoxox *cArLy* Nov 7, 2005 11:24 AM what up guys. love the page... can't wait 2 c u play again. keeping it gangster. its just me, your old fling Nov 1, 2005 04:17 PM i fucking love you guys.....leave me some love bitches!!!!! NiNJA♥TURTLES Oct 30, 2005 10:46 PM g105 Oct 30, 2005 06:54 PM sup scott...thanks again for letting us play at the pounder yesterday at such short notice...we were missing a guitarist so our shit sounded kinda empty, but all is good in the world of g105...much love n' respect...adam d. Manderz Oct 25, 2005 05:09 PM Nice Chris Nice! :) its just me, your old fling Oct 24, 2005 04:46 PM go look at my senior pics!!! NOW!!!!!!!!! b/c i am the great and powerfull pimpstress Undifined Oct 24, 2005 02:01 PM thanks for the add i appreciate it, Come down to my page sometime for a listen , you can even tell me what you think..Well thanks again... -Undifined "Judge this, DGAF Bitch!" Oct 19, 2005 11:42 AM I will do my best I am going to get my costum today!!! Not too mucj longer and this Halloween will be my best ever thanks to you guys!!!!! Muah MAny kisses to you all Lucky "B" Oct 17, 2005 08:40 PM Fuckin party was off the hook!! Gotta do that shit again... real soon! Advent_Sugar Oct 17, 2005 06:47 PM because i am perv like that Advent_Sugar Oct 17, 2005 06:47 PM Blasphemy Farms Oct 17, 2005 12:13 PM Wow! There a lot of people in your band. It used to be 3 guys but now I see a bunch of chicks have been added. Good marketing technique. Digging "On your left", by the way. get your What Would Jesus Poo? shirts & stickers right here Taylor Oct 15, 2005 10:04 AM HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS, ill see you tonight. shane Oct 13, 2005 01:02 PM check out my band and tell me what you think and add us.... http://www.myspace.com/aydiosmioband Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.