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Kebabylon » VIRGIN MY ARSE, MORE LIKE TIRED WHORE Home | About | Archives | Links | Contact Thu 30 Dec 2004 VIRGIN MY ARSE, MORE LIKE TIRED WHORE Posted by Kevin under General Another thing I have noticed about 2005 is that my writings on here have definitely improved. Kebabylon started out as a myriad of pictures and links with very little writing. As time has progressed I have written more and linked less. Nowadays I very rarely link to anything unless it is of utter quality, such as the David Hasslehoff link from last week. Something like that just demands to be linked to. I also found this and it is pretty much fantastic too. He appears to have hired the same highly skilled web developers that Mr Hasslehoff retained. As we move into 2005 I think I will be posting more onto the website. Maybe even twice a day! I also intend to start a campaign of letter writing to various companies next year, obviously with a slightly sarcastic / comic twist. I quite enjoyed my Tottenham Hotspur application (and page 2 ) and their subsequent reply . Notice I said reply, not rejection. So in light of next years up and coming posts, have a read of the letter I have just sent to Virgin Rail today. Oh how I laughed. Dear Virgin Rails Telephony Manager, I would like to write to make you aware of my feelings (and probably that of the masses) about your voice activated sales telephone system. My word its annoying isnt it. You want me, the buyer, the person that you should be enticing, the potential customer, to spend ten minutes on a telephone talking in staccato with an automatic robot voice female who takes an age to recognise my answer. I admire your commercial tactics. Let me take you through the conversation I have just had with the voice system. I dial 08457 222333. I am greeted with Hello, welcome to Virgin Trains sales centre. If you are new to this automated voice system then please say help at any time. It is at this point that I have to make my first choice; do I admit to my frailties and the fact I have not used it before and enjoy the ten minute child like training session or do I just I blunder on and live life on the edge? After much deliberation I opt for the rollercoaster ride of not admitting my lack of experience in your sales system. I am then asked by femabot what station I would like to be travelling from. Edinburgh I reply. Sorry, I did not recognise your answer. I is an interesting choice of word for a programmed female voice. Are we trying to give human traits to an automatic voice system. Is she the equivalent of Sonny from I, Robot. Is she special? Edinburgh I answer again. Edinburgh? she questions like a strict school teacher. Yes I eventually confirm. And where are you travelling to? Preston Sorry, where was that? You can see as I did, that there is a trait starting here. Is giving you money really meant to be this painful? Once we had sorted the locations out, we moved onto the dates; 3rd of February I start again. Sorry I did not recognise that date, could you repeat it?. What part of 3rd of February is hard to pick up. Even with the strongest of accents I would have thought that any word beginning with the sound Fe would be automatically recognised as February. It isnt exactly going to be August or December is it? We then move onto the time; 3 oclock I answer thinking this might finally be the easiest part. In the morning or afternoon? Ms Sunny asks me. In the f*cking morning, 3am, when none of your trains run! In the afternoon for f*cks sake I suggest as my anger reaches breaking point. Sorry, I did not recognise your answer. At this point I realise that as much as you have tried to make your system sound like a confirming and pleasant school teacher, I have found her fault. Any school teacher I know would have picked up on my choice language and she didnt even register a single emotion at my outburst. A slapped arse indeed is what I would expect, not a simple Please state your time of travel again. P*ss Sorry? P*ss I do not understand Hairy c*ck I am struggling to understand your time of travel Ahhh how I laughed. I felt like a child again. The fema-schoolteacher-bot was allowing me to curse incessantly. She didnt bat an eyelid. P*ss, c*ock, arse, nipple, jobbie I was dribbling like a borstal living tearaway. After the mild amusement of the previous twenty seconds, I then spend another minute getting my times firmly confirmed. She confirms back to me. We are finally there. I am then told that I will transfer to an operator. My call so far has been about four and half minutes. I am put on hold. I eventually get through to someone, after some quite awful hold music I must add, after seven minutes. So you are travelling to Prestonpans on the 3rd of January is the opening line of the actual human being. It is here that I lose all faith with your company. Is it so hard to just have a system where I can just talk with someone and purchase tickets? It amuses me that this appears to be in complete contravention of Section 3.2 of your Passenger Charter where you gleefully claim; We want tickets to be easy to buy. Ha, chance would be a fine thing eh? Could you please at least muster some effort to explaining why you use a very annoying and time consuming telephone system that appears to not actually work? I would also like some sort of lame and company standard apology about the ten minutes of my life that you wasted on me finding out how annoying and time consuming your telephone sales system is. Ideally it will start with the line Dear Sir and will contains quotes like We at Virgin and profusely apologise and no need for the swearing I look forward with almost orgasmic anticipation. Yours not faithfully whatsoever, Kevin Feely. -- Leave a Reply Name Mail (will not be published) Website XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong> -- Archived Entry Post Date : Thursday, Dec 30th, 2004 at 1:59 pm Category : General Do More : You can leave a response , or trackback from your own site. Design Downloaded from www.vanillamist.com

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