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perfect duluth day | connect duluth my ass. the next level | working blue | le garage | 5.31.2005 localm.com music/news/more Come check out a new local website. New audio interviews with The Big Wu and No Wait Wait. More to come... http://www.localm.com Thanks!! posted by KOTB at 10:29 PM link to this post Feedback 5.27.2005 Something good is going on this Tuesday posted by Ca-chee at 8:36 PM link to this post Feedback Da Bridge! posted by starfire at 5:44 PM link to this post Feedback 5.26.2005 Students at HCIS Bike the high road! - take the survey As part of spring symposium this year, some students at Harbor City International School (PDD training dojo) are reCYCLING old bikes for use as freerides downtown. Please take their survey and email it back to them...or just email them with your support or ideas. Duluth Youth are Couth! duluthcycleops@gmail.com or baci posted by baci at 10:31 AM link to this post Feedback If you're just tuning in... You've missed the game of a lifetime!! You'll never walk alone! Update: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE AWESOMENESS OF IT ALL!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!! posted by JJLee at 9:59 AM link to this post Feedback 5.24.2005 Housewarming Party Gonzo Science BYOB Housewarming Party on Thursday 9PM. We have moved out of our 3rd St. house and are now back in the Professor's house on 8th Avenue E, for those of you familiar with that location. If not, email gonzoscience@hotmail.com if you want directions. Semi-formal/formal just for laughs. UPDATE: Okay, party starts at 8 in deference to those who have to work Friday morning. Rejoice! posted by The Professor at 5:59 PM link to this post Feedback 5.22.2005 Elephant Water UPDATE: Geez, you people are watermelons. I'm sorry for giving a hoopdeedo about the rabbit hole in which you and I and a few other twizzle sticks exist. And I'm ashamed for not knowing that the cumquat is the result of pink elephants, who's clay nostrils were illuminated by asteroids a hundred years ago. Gosh, elephants move? And when elephants move they move? Crazy! Conspiracy? Yes, I thoroughly believe that Lionel Ritchie, Corey Feldman, the Girl Scouts and some long-dead marshmallow caused the elephant. Damn elephant. Gold bananas to Bobr, Bad Cat! and C-freak for having big toes! Chunk of bituminous asphalt to Jeff. C-freak: Eat more elephant. __________ What's with the elephants in Lake Superior lately? My guesses: 1. Ants doing yoga work (or something) in the road on Park Point 2. Auras from the burial sites of several HUGE elephants on Park Point 3. An evil elephant Anyway, yuck. Call: MPCA environmental emergencies: 651-649-5451 or toll-free 800-422-0798 MPCA - Duluth general public line: 218-723-4660 MPCA - Duluth beach monitoring: 218-723-4953 Or, send a complaint online. posted by Vicarious at 7:12 PM link to this post Feedback 5.21.2005 How Duluth almost started WWIII Saw the last posts in the Duluth movie thread about the teachings of fallout plans. I had saw this story on the Discovery Channel a while back and you brought the memory back. I had to find it and I did. Funny, but probably scarey back then..... At around midnight on 25 October 1962, during the CubanMissile Crisis, a guard at the Duluth base saw a figure climbing thefence. He shot at it, and activated the "sabotage alarm". Thisautomatically set off sabotage alarms at all bases in the area. At VolkField, Wisconsin, the alarm was wrongly wired, and the Klaxon soundedwhich ordered nuclear-armed fighter aircraft to take off. The pilotsbelieved World War III had begun, and might have used their nuclearweapons. The duty officer at Volk Field kept his cool. He calledDuluth. There was no war. By this time aircraft at Volk Field werestarting down the runway. A car raced from command center and managedto signal the aircraft to stop. When things had settled down it wasfound that the original intruder had been a bear, not a saboteur. posted by Jeff at 9:05 AM link to this post Feedback 5.19.2005 {shameless plug} Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore Whore {/Shameless Plug} THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN EVERYONE STANDS ON ONE SIDE OF THE TRAIN! (AND THEN WE ALL DIE. ) Saturday, May 21st * 9:30pm Sharp * $15 * 21+ Board Behind Fitger's and Ride the North Shore Scenic Railroad [ FOR THE ADD ADDLED : The Black Labels , The Little Black Books , The Keep Aways , The Moons of Jupiter , The Crew Jones and The Sleepfarmer Redux . It's $15 , bitchass. Tickets @ The 'Fetus until Friday--on sale Saturday at the Tap Room .] * Train runs 9:30 - 11:30 * Yes, there will be beer. Plenty. Enough already. * Tickets are going fast. Buy yours in advance at the Electric Fetus so you're not like one of those sucker MCs from last year with the crying and the whatnot. * No. Ann Martin Counselor-at-Love-Presents… the Crazy Train: a spring fling on a far flung train with favorite local fans, friends and bands; all aboard the North Shore Scenic Railroad. The Cacophony boards on the Lakewalk behind the Fitger’s Brewery Complex--9:30pm sharp--and provides two hours of locomotive musical entertainment by The Black Labels, Crew Jones, the Keep Aways, Little Black Books, Sleepfarmer and Moons of Jupiter. Whilst the train is away, and upon our safe return--from 10pm–2am--enjoy lively music at the Tap Room from Sight Like December, Crew Jones and The Black Labels (21+, $4--free with your Crazy Train ticket). Sponsored by the Transistor, the Tap Room, Grain Belt Premium and Grain Belt Premium Light, the North Shore Scenic Railroad and Ann Martin Counselor-at-Love-Presents… . Tickets are $15 and can be purchased at the Electric Fetus (12 E. Superior St.) until Friday. Tickets on sale Saturday at the Tap Room until they're gone! Price includes (Crazy) train ride and free admittance afterwards to the Tap Room for Sight Like December, Crew Jones and the Black Labels. Limited tickets available! posted by Adam at 10:58 AM link to this post Feedback 5.18.2005 Duluth Movie I made this short film for my upcoming high school reunion. I thought other Duluth folks might find it amusing. RETURN TO DULUTH posted by Ryan at 8:06 PM link to this post Feedback 5.17.2005 THE WAIT IS OVER NO WAIT WAIT will hold an in-store performance and CD release at the Electric Fetus on Tuesday, June 7 at 5pm. Mark your calendars and show your support for Marc Gartman's much-lauded guitar-pop band. Afterparty TBA. posted by maria at 3:45 PM link to this post Feedback baby hungry - need sandwich! i've been giving some serious thought to the end of the subway stamp program. i have a few leftovers, and i figured there must be a lot of other people out there with stray stamps floating around the bottoms of your purses or whatever. my solution: stamp drive! if you mail me your stamps and your address, i will mail you something worth at least as much (like a really pathetic dear abby, an unsigned birthday card for future emergency use, or a diagram of how i plan to lay out the furniture in the nursery). then i will eat sandwiches! send to: marisa "piggy" ring 4107 w 4th st duluth, mn 55807 posted by predicate nominative at 12:43 PM link to this post Feedback Osa Loves Elmo. Music by | Elmo and Bjork posted by starfire at 9:09 AM link to this post Feedback 5.16.2005 Vlogging in da paper! Barrett and I were recently interviewed by the St Paul Pioneer Press for a piece on Vlogging. It came out today. Read on if you like. Can't get your film funded? Vlog it! From home movies to polished productions, the Web is festooned with video clips BY JULIO OJEDA-ZAPATA Pioneer Press Documentarian Dawn Mikkelson has fought to get an ecological opus, "Green Green Water," funded and finished. Now the St. Paul-based filmmaker has a new way to spread the word about her pet project: a video Web log, or "vlog," with online samples of the work in progress. Call it Blogging 3.0. The Internet's now-ubiquitous text-based Web logs and its audiocentric "podcasts" are being upstaged by newfangled video blogs consisting primarily of moving imagery. From Duluth and Minneapolis to Mikkelson's downtown St. Paul digs, a new breed of bloggers is festooning sites with pithy, click-to-view clips. The local vloggers aren't alone. Video bloggers across the country are proliferating to the point where big names in the tech and media realms have begun to take notice. Google, the Web-search giant, recently solicited home-brewed footage for use online. Open Media Network, a Net firm backed by Web-browser pioneer Marc Andreessen, aims to provide a mixture of professional and vlog-based video. Current, a cable-TV network co-founded by former Vice President Al Gore, is focusing on "short form" shows. It has staged a series of video-submission contests, offering the winners money to develop programs for the network. But vloggers don't necessarily need the MSM — blog-head shorthand for "mainstream media" — to get their work seen. Some are assembling their own media mini-empires. Rocketboom, a top vlog, has evolved from a Manhattan-focused amateur newscast into one that is recruiting national correspondents. The correspondents include Chuck Olsen of Minneapolis, who recently filed his first vlogcast from the Living Green Expo at the Minnesota State Fairgrounds. Olsen, a prolific videographer and creator of the recent blog-themed "Blogumentary" documentary, has tirelessly preached the vlogging gospel. He maintains his own vlog, Secret Vlog Injection. He has a companion site, Minnesota Stories, in the works. He's jazzed up the left-leaning local New Patriot political blog with video, and is mulling a New Patriot vlog. He's sweet-talked the CEO of a local company into toting a tiny video camera for a firm vlog. Olsen also has helped guide Mikkelson's firm, Aquaries Media, as it prepares "Green Green Water" for an autumn release. "Green Green Water," being created with a California production partner, details the effects of hydroelectric dams on the aboriginal Pimicikamak and Nisichawayasihk Cree Nations of Northern Manitoba. The movie has a Minnesota connection because Xcel Energy is among the U.S. utilities that buy dam-generated electrical power from Manitoba Hydro, a lead figure in the film. Yet few Twin Citians are aware of the topic, Mikkelson said. Rather than wait for her film to debut and, she hopes, make an impact, she is raising awareness now with a vlog featuring portions of interviews with people on both sides. This vlog, like others, demonstrates a growing potential for distributing video online. Internet users can subscribe to vlog "feeds" using tools called "aggregators" that alerts them when the sites have been updated. The latest aggregators, including the Web-based Mefeedia.com and software called ANT, are intended for vlog watching because they organize video for convenient consumption. Those using ANT on their Macintosh computers — a Windows version of the program is on the way — can access the footage they've automatically downloaded in a TV-like lineup with a bit of "Green Green" here and "Vlog Injection" selections over there. Other Minnesota vlogs in such an ANT array might include "Le Garage" and "The Product," both out of Duluth. Scott Lunt, creator of "Le Garage," said he got into vlogging because "I'm not a really good writer, and I never felt super comfortable with it." With the digital camcorder and laptop computer he carries everywhere, however, he can film and fine-tune visual nuggets of northern-Midwest life to amuse his subscribers. "I just like the happy accidents of a bunch of raw footage that would be boring without a little editing and music." Barrett Chase, author of "The Product," is proof that vloggers don't need fancy, expensive recording equipment to make an impact on the Web. He creates his vlog fodder using a compact, low-cost digital-still camera of the sort that also records low-resolution video onto its flash-storage card in 10- to 15-minute spurts. That gear recently was enough to create a multichapter masterpiece, "Making Beer w/Barrett and Paul," filmed with a pal. And one recent dawn, when Barrett, a postal worker, had finished a night shift and couldn't fall asleep, he wandered nearby Superior, Wis., and captured the eerie "detritus of the night before. On the video, it looks how it felt (at the time), bleak and just strange." In a sign that vlogging might spread into the business world, one local CEO has dabbled a bit in video-blog posting with a push from Olsen. The vlog veteran equipped Eric Worre, head of Hopkins-based Better Life Media, with a tiny video camera that stores footage on a miniaturized hard drive. The firm, which aims to become a self-improvement-themed media giant, eventually posted a handful of vlogs with such titles as, "What makes you happy?" "How not to suck at sales" and "A search for the soul of kindness." Olsen said the company has been less prolific and enthusiastic a corporate vlogger than he envisioned. But hey, the vlog evangelist said, it's a start. Julio Ojeda-Zapata can be reached at jojeda@pioneerpress.com or 651-228-5467. posted by starfire at 8:24 AM link to this post Feedback 5.15.2005 Monday Madness New workweek got you down? Check out the greatest music video ever. "Move Your Feet" by Junior Senior . [via Mass Distraction ] posted by Barrett at 10:09 PM link to this post Feedback Now, the fun starts! Human Blood For Electrical Power Tokyo - A Japanese research team has developed a fuel cell that runs on blood without using toxic substances, opening the way for use in artificial hearts and other organs. story here posted by baci at 4:18 PM link to this post Feedback Laid Off I guess a lot of us saw it coming, but 50 Below let go of about 30 people on Friday, myself included. The whole market department (save 3 people) got the kaibosh, along with lots of long-standing staff members from other departments. This is on top of the 10 or so people that left, on top of the several that have left over the last few months. As much as I'd like to just take the next 2 weeks and relax, I find myself needing to find another place to work sooner than later. About now I don't care where - question is, any of you in the geek network have any good ideas? Should I try to stick it out here in Duluth or take the opportunity to move out to the west coast? With my last check and unemployment I should be able to retain the current quality of life for probably 3 months, OR I could take a gamble and pick a place on the map and hope for the best. Any thoughts? posted by St.G at 3:05 PM link to this post Feedback 5.12.2005 1844 - "The Fatal consequence of masterbation" Without any futher comment from moi. A bigger version posted by edgewood at 9:28 PM link to this post Feedback Whysa nobody post here no more? (photoshop editing by Dr. Thunder) 1. That last post was great. But why do people use this site less lately? Is it because: a) you have no ideas b) you have no time/computer access c) you don't care d) deep down you really hate everybody e) the weather is too nice to be on the computer (yeah right) f) other/all or combo of the above(please specify) 2. fresh Milk is available at selected local fine establishments. 3. I have bad hair - thick, coarse, cowlicky, frizzy, helmety. But I'm tired of the cheap places mangling it even worse. Does anyone know of a place where they will take some time to do a decent job at a decent price? And are halfway sociable? 4. Check out this guy's promo videos. A co-worker of mine went to a reception where he performed. He must either be stopped or elected to higher office. posted by -berv at 1:20 PM link to this post Feedback 5.11.2005 Your balls are smaller, but you get 3 A quick bowling movie. Quicktime 4.7 MB posted by clumsy at 9:06 PM link to this post Feedback 5.10.2005 Guess-the-Google Remember Google Montage? Well the Google hacker has taken it a step further with Guess-a-Google . 20 images all related to one keyword and 20 seconds to guess that keyword. Enjoy. posted by starfire at 8:31 AM link to this post Feedback 5.09.2005 NOTHING. I will be putting together some kind of video recap of Homegrown this week but in the meantime I present to you the Cacophonic Choir in fine form. posted by starfire at 8:18 AM link to this post Feedback 5.07.2005 git famous Hey, what better time than Homegrown to post a call for musicians? mnartists.org is going to make a CD mix and distribute it to Independent Public Radio stations (like KUMD, KFAI, etc) as well as distributing it at events (like the State Fair). We're looking for musicians--check out the call on the front page of mnartists.org. Any and all flavors allowed; local hero Chris Godsey is one of the panelists, along with other interesting types. Hope to hear from lots of the hundreds of musicians in Duluth. You'll need to post your work to the website (that is, start a website for yourself) to be eligible, as you submit work by sending Colin Rusch (colin.rusch@walkerart.org) the URL for your work on the site. The CD project should get a lot of publicity; I hope it becomes an annual event. Please come out to play. posted by wordsandpictures at 6:05 PM link to this post Feedback Last year Thought i'd share some homegrown pics from last year. A couple kickball, a few norshor, and mostly the mac. posted by neal at 8:29 AM link to this post Feedback 5.06.2005 Free Comic Book Day Saturday, May 7th is Free Comic Book Day! Get your ass down to a comic store and pick up some free comics! For those that don't read comics, or have been away from them for a long time, I suggest you go pick some up. Comics have really "grown up" in the past 20 years. They have evolved from super-hero stories for kids, to genuine works of literary and artistic value for adults (though there are still plenty of super-hero stories for the kids out there). Even some web comics come out to play in the printed world on Free Comic Book Day. More Info Find participating comic stores In Duluth, Collector's Connection (mall) and Robin Goodfellow (downtown) are participating. posted by Bad Cat! at 10:56 AM link to this post Feedback 5.05.2005 downtown weather A few weeks ago, Harbor City Intl. School lost one of our students. Alex Sahlberg was quiet, funny, polite and LOVED WEATHER...some of you may have noticed at the fetus his dvd -Extreem Wx which featured video he'd shot of storms on Park Point. THis was a kid who followed his passion. He was working on a new documentary about storms on the lake as his senior project. He did grerat things and was a one-on-one friend with many many people. Often I'd walk the beach and find Alex, alone, sitting with a fire watching the lake. Special guy. His passing was unexpected and related to recent illness. In memorial, HCIS has set up a weather station at the school and it realays information to weatherunderground. So the next time you want to know what to wear to a rock show, art opening or happy hour at Luce', check it out here. They were ALL perfect duluth days in Alex's book. posted by baci at 8:01 AM link to this post Feedback 5.03.2005 Reaching out for him, she cried: "That which cannot coexist - Desire/Unattainability - _________________________ its knife-edge of perfect symmetry slices through my wrists like suicide" posted by -berv at 2:35 PM link to this post Feedback 5.02.2005 Frankenstein Exhibit Opening & Lecture at the Duluth Public Library tonight Frankenstein Exhibit Opening Reception Monday, May 2, 6:00 p.m. Duluth Public Library Green Room The public is invited to this reception, sponsored by the Friends of the Duluth Public Library. Enjoy the exhibit Frankenstein: Penetrating the Secrets of Nature and then stay for the following lecture. Feature Lecture: It's Alive! The Science and Myth of Frankenstein Monday, May 2, 7:00 p.m. Duluth Public Library Green Room This richly-illustrated talk explores the scientific background of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, how her famous tale of horror became a modern myth and how that myth has influenced the course of science and technology. Presented by David Rhees, Executive Director of The Bakken Library and Museum and adjunct professor of the History of Medicine at the University of Minnesota. Frankenstein - 2005 Area Reading Project Book Selection Frankenstein Resource Guide Frankenstein Events The picture above is Pablo Picasso's " Frankenstein ". posted by Bad Cat! at 12:51 PM link to this post Feedback T minus 35.5 hours In less than a day and a half I'll be stepping triumphantly off a plane at Duluth International Airport. So stoked for Homegrown. posted by cork1 at 11:32 AM link to this post Feedback 5.01.2005 Gettin' Greasy Sustainable North Shore is in the early stages of creating the Duluth Biodiesel Co-op. In a nutshell, we're gonna make our own fuel and stick it to the man. We're using the successful model of the Twin Cities Biodiesel Co-op with some help from the region's youngest biodiesel mad scientist, Kai Curry and the folks from Peace Coffee , who will both be at Green Man . Anyway, we want to know if you'd be interested in helping start the DBC and learning to make your own fuel. Shoot us an email to get involved. posted by Vicarious at 9:27 PM link to this post Feedback bicycle time it is indeed time for bicycles; they've been flowing in and out of my life like lake waves this month. first, a huge mountain bike very fancy, though not new; then 3-speed simple Raleighs and a little red Sekine. A friend of mine was driving around St Paul to used bike shops looking, for me, for the 3 speed Raleigh of my youth (actually a couple of them or their clones) to give to my kids, so they could fly like little birds rather than lumbering along on the knobby tires of their Target kid-type bicycles. While doing this he stopped at a coffee shop and encountered a young man in racked with pain in his shoulder, which he'd totally blown out going headfirst over the handlebars of his mountain bike (cadaver tendons, steel rods, etc.) and which was still giving him trouble. This guy was trying to unload the bike that had done this to him, and, being a wealthy kid (in passing mentioned his alma mater expensive private school in river neighborhood) didn't much care what he got for it. So friend, struck with insane desire at bright red ProFlex full suspension carbon swing arm etc etc, bought it. But it's way large, literally, that's the size frame it is, "way large," and so now he needs to sell it. And then shopping it around one discovers the weird niche nature of certain things--that high end things, like certain styles of human being, when they get a couple years on them, even if they're in most excellent shape, become not the utterly prestige-defined things they once were, and hence dwindle in value. As the bike man said, the extra 4 millimeters in flex in the new carbon fiber is impossible to live without, for the truly gearmad. So, as the bike guy says, one must tap the forthellofit market. Is there anyone out there that would love, for itself alone, for its truly amazing physical characteristics devoid of the cachet of being this years' model, this big beautiful red bike? For the hell of it? Let me know. posted by ann klefstad at 8:26 PM link to this post Feedback Angel's Birthday bash! Location?: The Historic Norshor Theater When?: May 2, 2005 8pm till close What?: DJs mixing Depeche Mode through out the evening. Cake, raffle prizes, and buttons too!! Show up and celebrate Angel's birthday on May 2! NO Door charge! www.norshor.net posted by Gwanto at 3:11 PM link to this post Feedback - JOIN PERFECT DULUTH DAY - Wanna blog with us? Fill out the form below to receive an invitation e-mail. (Invitations are sent personally and are therefore not immediate.) please enable browser's Javascript to use the Email Form tool. Powered by What's Goin' On? 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www.myspace.com/clozinski MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Chris "Hi." Male 26 years old NORTH HILLS, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 1/11/2006 View More Pics ContactingChris MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/clozinski Chris's Interests General Editing. Oh, and napping. Music Evin Wolverton, Nathan Bergquist. Movies The Godfather, Fargo, Eternal Sunshine, Goonies, Adaptation, O'Brother, Rushmore, Stand By Me, Shawshank, the good stuff...you know. Television Arrested Development. That's it. The Office is good too. But that's it. Books Nope. Heroes Anyone who makes me pizza is my hero. Chris's Details Status: Single Orientation: Straight Hometown: Columbia Heights, MN Body type: 8' 9" / Body builder Ethnicity: Black / African descent Religion: Christian - other Zodiac Sign: Gemini Smoke / Drink: No / Yes Children: Proud parent Education: College graduate Income: $250,000 and Higher Chris's Schools California State University-Northridge Northridge,California Graduated: 2005 Student status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Film 2002 to 2005 San Diego State University San Diego,California Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni Degree: Other Major: Film 2000 to 2002 Southwestern College Chula Vista,California Graduated: 2001 Student status: Alumni Degree: Other Major: Film 1999 to 2001 Columbia Heights Sr. Columbia Heights,Minnesota Graduated: 1997 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma 1993 to 1996 Chris's Companies Warner Brothers Animation Sherman Oaks, CA US Online Editor Chris is in your extended network Chris's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] http://www.mydumbvideos.blogspot.com/ ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] Chris's Blurbs About me: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. ! Who I'd like to meet: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. Chris's Friend Space Chris has 62 friends. Tim Daniel John Ann I'm Engaged To Ron Weasley! Cassia Nate Jonathan View All ofChris's Friends Chris's Friends Comments Displaying 31 of 32 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Jonathan 1/4/2006 12:57:00 AM Go to bed....and change your song taraamarabadara 12/30/2005 2:36:00 PM I would totally put that up if I was smart enough to do it. I am so flattered that you see the fire of the Lord that strongly in me. John 12/28/2005 7:58:00 PM miss you tones! You have to come to are party This friday! Sam 12/24/2005 8:17:00 PM Dude, yes, but Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. My people have been through so much. Come to think about it, I'm up in Mini right now, I should stop by and say hi to my biological father, Nguyen Yang Pham. He's now postmaster general. Jonathan 12/23/2005 3:26:00 PM I'll see you tommorow. You still gotta place for me? Erin 12/23/2005 11:32:00 AM Ya I found that pic of Sam in my garage the other day. My dad was going through a bunch of old stuff. I think it came off that big red poster board that you made. Anyways..... You coming down here to visit ur parents anytime soon? It's been ages since I've seen you! Jack 12/22/2005 5:27:00 PM Sorry about being a picture slut. But I'm sick... and i have alot of time on my hands. Scott 12/22/2005 4:18:00 PM yes fo sho my negro! Jack 12/20/2005 8:23:00 PM Sam 12/18/2005 1:50:00 PM Are you responsable for all the snow pics?? I should have one if anyone should, I actually live in snow foo! Evin Wolverton 12/15/2005 5:52:00 PM Fifty Dollar Bill!!!! I'm Engaged To Ron Weasley! 12/14/2005 12:15:00 PM not to be ungrateful madame but my snow globe pic was too big for myspace so I had to resize it therefore losing all the aftereffects motion stuffs. meh! Tim 12/9/2005 2:03:00 AM Go to sleep Chris. It is late. Nicolette 12/8/2005 11:24:00 PM Those DAMN birds get ya everytime!!!! Mathieu 12/8/2005 5:48:00 PM what is your email address? I'm Engaged To Ron Weasley! 12/8/2005 1:15:00 PM Don't try to make yourself cool by putting up an awesome avid snow effect in the hopes of making every else jealous and just so you can say you're the guy with the $8, 000 avid snow effect picture COME ON!!!!. Because it will make them jealous Chris...and jealousy isn't cool. Charity 12/7/2005 1:05:00 PM Hey, did you see that Tobias from Arrested Development is a MySpacer?? Yeah, right...but you should add him because it's a pretty funny profile and you're an A.D. fan like myself and, um...so it's neat. :) Scott 12/6/2005 11:55:00 PM sorry that we lost connection. I can't seem to get back with you. so i'll try this a couple more times then got to sleep if nothing works. 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www.myspace.com/callenishcircle MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup Callenish Circle Metal / Death Metal / Thrash " Welcome to the Callenish space... " , Profile Views: 3041 Last Login: 01/10/2006 View more pics Contacting Callenish Circle MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/callenishcircle Callenish Circle General Info Member Since September 16, 2005 Band Website callenish-circle.com Band Members Vokills: Pat Strings: Ron Strings: Muuk Skins: Gav Bass: Wim Metal Blade Records: Influences All kinds of music. Every member has his own taste and integrates this in the CC sound. Sounds Like Callenish Circle! Record Label Metal Blade Records Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Jan 12 2006 8:00P Caf Iguana Monterrey, Mexico, Jan 13 2006 8:00P Hard Rock Live Guadalajara, Mexico, Jan 14 2006 8:00P Gran Forum Mexico City,Mexico, Callenish Circle's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] Message to the Mexican metal community ( view more ) Info about the Callenish Circle Gigs in Mexico ( view more ) Japanese release date for [Pitch.Black.Effects] announced ! ( view more ) Official North American release date for [Pitch.Black.Effetcts] ! ( view more ) Callenish Circle supporting Paradise Lost in Mexico! ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Callenish Circle Management & Bookings: TrendKiller Music P.O. Box 21 6120 AA Born (L) The Netherlands Tel/Fax: + 31 46 4853715 Mobile: + 31 6 13205566 trendkiller@callenish-circle.com Metal Blade Records: METAL BLADE Records GmbH P.O. Box 1332 73054 Eislingen Germany Fax: + 49 7162 400 626 info@metal-blade.de Release date Germany - 11.11.2005 in stores now! Release date rest of Europe - 14.11.2005 in stores now! Release date North America - 10.01.2006 in stores now! Release date Japan - 25.01.2006 Callenish goes Mexico: For more info visit the promotor's website: Inferno.com CALLENISH CIRCLE - INTRODUCTION Callenish Circle was founded in 1992. Starting of playing covers from Pestilence, Gorefest, Paradise Lost, Death etc. they developed an own sound throughout the years. Keywords to describe their music today: diverse, groovy, modern, catchy, Death-Thrash, a bite of high-tech soundscapes. DISCOGRAPHY 1995 : Lovelorn demo 1996 : Drift of Empathy CD - Hammerheart Records 1998 : 'Escape' MCD - Polar Bear Records 1999 / 2001 : 'Graceful...yet Forbidding' CD - DSFA / Edgerunner 2002 : 'Flesh_Power_Dominion' CD - Metal Blade Records 2003 : 'My Passion // Your Pain' CD - Metal Blade Records 11-2005 : '[ Pitch.Black.Effects ]' CD - Metal Blade Records THE NEW ALBUM Recorded during the months May and June at aRe U Recordings in The Netherlands with producer Gail Liebling (mastermind Gail of God) behind the knobs. The mix was done in July with the highly acclaimed Tue Madsen (a.o. The Haunted, Illdisposed & Mnemic) at his already legendary Antfarm Studio in Denmark. The album was mastered again by Peter Neuber at Mega Wimp Sound in Germany and last but not least the artwork for the new album was created by Danish art talent Mircea Gabriel Eftemie at Cadaverman Media. The new album music wise... well... imagine the best of what Callenish Circle did on both Metal Blade albums, add some really cool groovy parts and combine this already deadly cocktail with high-tech wacky soundscapes, delivered by mr. Liebling himself. The new album will also be released as a limited edition luxury digipack CD/DVD set. The DVD will feature a completely professional (audio & visual) recorded live-show (recorded at the 013 venue in Tilburg), festival reports on the band's trips to the Piorno Rock Festival in Spain (2004) and the Brutal Assault Festival in Czech Republic (2005), a full studio-report on the new album and some other interesting stuff. [Pitch.Black.Effects] is being released through Metal Blade Records again. Check it out and let us know what you think about it!! View the full biography: BIOGRAPHY at WWW.CALLENISH-CIRCLE.COM Callenish Circle's Friend Space Callenish Circle has 1176 friends. Tom x talk shit get hit x [BFC] Mad Oak Devin Steve nenia. Lorri Move Your Dead Bones Bones Bones L I Z Z Y View All of Callenish Circle's Friends Callenish Circle'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 165 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) A.Ward Jan 10, 2006 04:10 PM see you guys in the guadalajara pit goaliemike2000 Jan 8, 2006 02:08 PM pitch black rocks. Matt Jan 7, 2006 09:57 PM wow u guys gotta come to canada.....keep on making awesome music!!! [//C r o w n e d I n T e r r o r//] Jan 7, 2006 08:56 PM THREE DAYS!!! AHHH!! |m/ Susan Jan 6, 2006 01:21 AM He Pat & co, Tof te zien dat jullie naar Mexico gaan! Niet teveel taco's eten ;-) Susan www.desensitised.nl Hai Jan 5, 2006 09:01 PM 'Pitch.Black.Effects' is one of my most favorite metal album of 2005. It would be nice if the band could come to the UK to support upcoming Paradise Lost show. You're always welcome here /m/ VampireAnn..=) Jan 5, 2006 01:09 PM u guys are awesome!! i have the tickets for the guadalajara concert!! im so excited!! best wishes.... Peyote Enema Jan 5, 2006 11:15 AM you guys rock almost as hard as us. almost. PERVERSE BAT Jan 5, 2006 05:35 AM Thanks to add us www.perverse-bat.be DivaSatanica Jan 3, 2006 03:30 PM carlos gerardo Dec 31, 2005 04:14 PM I SUPPORT TO GABO FUNK ABOUT THAT 50 MINS IN MONTERREY WHY?? PLAY MORE!! HAPPY NEW BLOODY YEAR!! GaBo FuNk Dec 31, 2005 12:19 PM im really piss about the 50 mins set in Monterrey SullenDusk Dec 31, 2005 09:46 AM Thanks for the ADD. You Are Great...Please give us impressions about our music. OD Dec 31, 2005 08:44 AM Thx for the add!!!great music. www.guahaihoque.com www.myspace.com/guahaihoquefolk Biosphere Dec 29, 2005 10:41 AM I really liked what i heard from the samples so i have ordered Pitch Black Effects with bonus dvd wouid love to see you guys over here in the UK I Reek Of Putrefaction Dec 29, 2005 09:40 AM i must say, i was recomended you guys by a fellow At the gates fan. we were talking about how sad it was that no one was making that melodic thrash death sound anymore, but he told me there was a band that had extreme talent that was keeping that gothenburg sound alive. i bought my passion // your pain and still to this day i find myself listening to it. Keep up the Awesome work. Thrash Till Death! Zakk Subliminal Fear Dec 28, 2005 09:46 AM Robbemans Dec 28, 2005 08:32 AM Thnx for the add, keep on the goot work/Metal Happy New year.... carlos gerardo Dec 24, 2005 04:14 PM MERRY CHRISTMAS!! TO ALL Callenish Circle AND YOUR FANS!! IM FROM MONTERREY MEXICO CITY!! AND YOU PLAY HERE IN MONTERREY JANUARY 12!! I CAN WAIT TO SEE YOU GUYS!! YOU GUYS FUCKIN ROCK!!! ..m/ Wylde Dec 24, 2005 08:19 AM Merry Christmas, Gabriel! I hope your New Year is successful and full of good things. Call me when you're here in the States and the first beer's on me! Have a peaceful Holiday, Gab and all the rest of the CC family! Peace. Dagon Dec 23, 2005 02:26 PM MERRY KISS MY ASS... Nemisis Dec 23, 2005 10:58 AM Love this music Barnabas Collins Dec 16, 2005 09:47 PM [Pitch.Black.Effects] Brutal Brian Belmont Dec 16, 2005 08:55 PM Hails to Callenish Circle!! New albums great! Still love the My Passion disc.... Hopefully we'll see a US tour soon? Would be nice if Metal Blade would wise up and bring you guys here..... Jonathan Dec 16, 2005 10:16 AM Just listening to Mirror of Serenity....I love it... grog Dec 13, 2005 08:42 AM Hi Guys! thanks for teh add we really appreciate it, cheers from Portugal! Bruce Dec 10, 2005 02:35 PM thanks for the add. I fuckin' love your music. ..m/ Imperator Dec 9, 2005 06:55 AM Nettlethrone Dec 8, 2005 02:58 AM Thanks for the support! www.nettlethrone.com Festina Lente Dec 7, 2005 11:35 AM Gust Dec 5, 2005 10:47 AM Fijn feestje gisteren mannen, alhoewel da laatste(gail of god)nie echt m'n ding was. keep it Metal! Eddie Nov 28, 2005 10:09 PM HEY!!!!!Im a big fan of your guys music its fuckin sweet!!!!!but yea you guys need to come to america along with dark tranquility but yea sweet music Daryl Nov 28, 2005 12:09 PM FUCK YEAH IT'S CALLENISH CIRCLE! I love Forsaken! Always been my favourite song! =] I've also got the album Forbidden Empathy. Had to buy it off the net, took weeks to get to England but it KICKS Keep up the awesome work guys and come to England! =] ..m/Daryl Nikki Nov 28, 2005 12:09 PM !!! DANGER !!! Silvia Nov 28, 2005 07:34 AM Hey, super optredenn op AMM, heel goed geluid ook! gr Silvia www.reflectionsofdarkness.com Psyforce@metalact Nov 25, 2005 02:37 PM Thanks for the add. Review of your latest album in the future issue of Metal Act Magazine CISCOMETAL Nov 22, 2005 07:10 AM Wow !!! is great to know that you are coming to Mexico !! Precisely I came this morning to my work listening to you realizing what a great band you are and wanted to check your page and I found that youre coming to Mexico. I will be there, I swear I will be there... Youre really a GREAT BAND !!! Nemesis Nov 18, 2005 12:10 PM g a b e Nov 18, 2005 12:06 PM hey fellaz, thanx for the add the new stuf is awesome rock on dalia of gryphonmetal Nov 18, 2005 05:02 AM Hi Pat and Callenish Circle all! congratulations for playing with Paradise Lost in Mexico!! enjoy Mexico and please greet Greg and all the Lost from me :)! |m/ dalia NEEEE RED Nov 16, 2005 11:08 AM im really likin the new songs, cant wait to hear the new album. Vane Nov 16, 2005 05:54 AM At laaaaaast!! i was able to do it! yeah!! Hi guys! What's up! I have already heard the songs uploaded here. They are impressive, I like them very much! Now, waiting for my digi pack ;)!!! Love you all men! I hope to see U again on stage :) Gabe, be patient, you're doing very well.. Kus! Willem Nov 14, 2005 11:39 AM Good new song. Brutal as always (never change that), but I think it's not near your best work yet. But that's just my humble opinion. LostForWords Nov 14, 2005 06:08 AM You guys are simply amazing! DEFINITELY one of the best melodic death metal bands around!!! Please come to South Africa sometime...! :) I cannot wait for your new album! Blackstar Nov 14, 2005 02:17 AM Finally, i had the chance to listen to your materials. My verdict........Wow, i love it Cheers CON ANIMA Nov 14, 2005 02:10 AM Great new song dudes ;) Stay metal. Thomas Nov 11, 2005 07:10 PM oh shit, that new song is fucking badass, id pay money just to beable to rock out to that song everyday... just incredable Aaron K Nov 11, 2005 06:51 PM The new song is simply amazing. It is pure genius. Keep up the good work guys. I can't wait for the new album. The Project Hate MCMXCIX Nov 10, 2005 01:36 PM new songs are fucken incredible |m/ Andrew Nov 8, 2005 10:53 AM thanx for the add guys, callenish circle is one of my favorite bands, you're awesome, come to america soon!! Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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Café Press Deletes "Offensive" Material Citing potential riots, Cafe Press officially removed all "I (heart) Niggers" and "I lIke Kikes" merchandise from the Ooze Store. We adhere to our stand that these shirts are Peace Loving and not racist or offensive. Sadly, it was also our best selling item. If you do like them , please write to us and we'll put you on a list. We're printing a bunch up ourselves! FREE Mini Mac! Get Yours Here!. This internet marketing scams works! We got a FREE IPOD in time for Xmas. Even WIRED can't pinpoint how it works, but it does. Do Ooze a favor and click the top link and sign up for something you can cancel. (SIGN UP for the infone one - it requires a credit card, but does not charge you!) Then you can get a free computer too. Chompo's Lost Lunch One-eye dogs, rainbows, unicorns, and corruption at the highest levels. Ooze's latest family entertainment bonanza is finally finished. 30 pages of doggie fun . Buy Ooze Stuff We've completely revamped the order page -making it much easier to read - and added a whole bunch of new items to t he Cafe Press Shoppee . It has to be seen to be believed. Color Jesus T's, Baby with Fork in Head infantwear, an I (heart) Nigger teddy bear (and T-Shirt), I Like Kikes bumper stickers, and lots and lots of Chompo stuff. Buy Chompo Stuff Visit Chompo's Shoppee and get t-shirts, undie-pants, lunch boxes and more. CHOMPO SCHWAG for XMAS! chompo.com Ooze's popular one-eyed dog, Chompo, now has her own website at chompo.com . This is a no-toothed Chompo fest filled with pictures, videos, animations, stories, and Chompo Merchandise. The Flash Storybook™ Chompo's Lost Lunch is a tour d' force of storytelling - with a cliffhanger ending! Obey the iFilm OBEY THE SIGNS... AND LIVE! is now featured on ifilm . Why see it on a Big Website when you can see it here with out all the crappy ads? It'll be bigger, faster, and put less of a load on our servers and will make us feel cool when lots of people see it and knock on our e-door and make us rich and famous. George Bush "Flip-Off" See the President Flip the Bird LATE BREAKING FINGER NEWS When George Bush was Governor of Texas he gave the camera a "One-Fingered Salute" before going on the air. While Bush may not have been the Commander-in-Chief at the time, this video is historically significant because the highest ranking U.S. official caught flipping someone off previously was Vice-President Nelson Rockefeller in 1975. Mr. Rockefeller was thought to be in the first stages of dementia at the time and died two years later. The same thing could be argued about Bush, but two years later he was made President. (1.1 mb) In July 2004, a protestor reported that Mr. Bush had given HIM the finger, but alas no camera caught the offending gesture. Ooze at Los Angeles (area)Film Festival The Century City Film Festival is sort of proud to present OBEY THE SIGNS... AND LIVE! on the big screen in... Hollywood. Why see it on the Big Screen when you can see it for free online? It'll be, BIGGER, and will make us feel better when you laugh and the rest of the audience is horrified. Want this film in your festival? Event is Over Ooze Guy on 1010 WINS The Finger New York news radio reports on the Finger in america and talks to MATT PATTERSON. (1.5 meg mp3 file) Ooze Guy on NPR This American Life Eddie Schmidt whores out his family to Ira Glass on "This American Life." Ed talks about a piece of cheese that cost his parents $10,000. My Brother's Wedding OOZETV Do you care ? My brother got married and I happened to hold the video camera. I figured I worked on it enough, I might as well share it with the world... IRAQI PRISON SCANDAL PHOTOS Abu Ghraib Photo Shocker Due to the Freedom of Information Act, Ooze has received some shocking new photos of further abuse by the Army on Iraqi prisoners . SEVEN NEW FILMS OOZETV Haven't been to Ooze in a while? See SEVEN new OozeTV episodes. Dildos, Priests, Dogs, NEW CULO NEGRO FOOTAGE, Signs, and the scariest Cream Pie Fight you'll ever see . NEW "award winning" FILM OBEY THE SIGNS ... AND LIVE! Fresh from TROMADANCE 2004 , Ooze's travesty of filmmaking is available for download. Rules exist for a reason, and signs quickly and effectively tell you what to do. If you don’t obey the signs, you could die ...or worse. Le Journál d' Sewer Ooze visited Foreign Parts investigating sewer tours in 10 European cities. Why would anyone want to visit a filthy poo canal? That's what we wanted to know too, since each of these cities has some sort of tour or museum dedicated to sewerage open to the public. To see our regular Humorous Pieces access The Sex Issue or any of our other Back Issues including the World Famous site, THE FINGER where you can read excerpts and order copies of the GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. Our Plan Why are we going into some of the World's Filthiest Places? Because we can! Read our plan and what you can expect to see if you come back. Rip roaing adventurous fun. (updated) Planning Your Own Sewer Tour Want to waltz through the rivers of waste like Ooze? We've given you all the information you need to see the murk of 12 cities. There's other stuff (like culture and buildings) at these places too, but who cares? © 2003, 1994 - 2003 Ooze Magazine All Rights Reserved