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Back in March, Shaun alluded to the fact that he wanted to start again from scratch , and thats just what he’s done. From next week, all you need to do is sit back, and have a Mint . Other beta testers have revealed their favourite aspects of MInt: Jason Santa Maria , Kevin Cornell Rob Weychert , Jeff Croft , Mike Davidson , Matt Thomas and Keegan Jones . I have chosen to tell you about the interface sweetness of the Mint. First of all, I truly despise Shaun for coming up with a better leaf logo than I have, but I’ll try not to hold that against him. He is one of those rare beasts, a combination of designer and developer, with neither skill lacking. I hate him for that too. The main interface is comprised of a series of panels that resize with the browser window, but also wrap depending on space available. I so want to know how he does that – it’ll make a huge difference to creating fluid designs. Its possible that not everything will fit in your window in one go, so the fixed top navigation will slide you up or down to where you need it to be. In true Ajax glory, there is no page reloading. For instance, looking at recent, repeat, or newest unique referrers is smooth. In preferences you can choose to have scrollbars and neat little panels, or to let it all hang loose. Don’t like the default order of the panels? While you’re in preferences, re-arrange them how you like, dammit. Those panels you couldn’t care less about can be disabled here too. Blimey, I haven’t even mentioned just how well designed it is yet. Like I said, a designer and a developer – you don’t get that very often. I’m loving the taste of this Mint, and I reckon you will too. Its the spirit of shortstats, but with a far superior execution. Update ” : Its live! Go try Mint for yourself and see what you think. Brilliant. I’m thoroughly looking forward to it. It’s rare a green design can turn out as nicely as this one. #1 David Appleyard 130 days ago i wonder if the buzz will be justifiable, but the design really looks pretty fancy #2 ichigo 130 days ago Yummm… green. Looks frickin tight. A sweet little bevel on that logo too, looks great. #3 Paul Livingstone 130 days ago Brilliant! Looks smooth and pretty. #4 Zach 130 days ago Looks awesome. Can’t wait to _“have a mint”_. #5 Yannick 130 days ago Wow.. from the sneak preview it looks amazing! And knowing what Shaun is capable of doing, i expect nothing short of breathtaking. :P Just one question, i didn’t follow ShortStats and reading his posts i couldn’t figure it out completely. Will this work only for Blogging CMSes like WordPress, TextPattern, etc? Or will it work with Apache as well? Anyone know? #6 andr3 130 days ago It’s like the run up to Christmas when you’re a kid … #7 Timmargh 130 days ago andr3: Shortstat works with whatever you are using, you call an include in the header of your page and shortstat does the rest. I am not sure how mint will work, since I am not cool enough to be in the beta testers group, and Shaun has been pretty tight lipped about the whole thing. #8 Chris J. Davis 130 days ago @Chris: cool. thanks. i hope he sticks to that method. :) #9 andr3 130 days ago Apparently it’s based on a JavaScript include. Look at the source of this page: Imho JavaScript-based solutions are of debatable technical value. I’m happy with access_log. (Note that this is just a guess, Mint could just as well get the usage data via other means.) It would also be interesting to know if this is a hosted service, or if you get to host the complete application yourself, including the analysis side of things. Well, we’ll find out when they release it. #10 mardoen 130 days ago Hm, I can’t figure out how to properly format HTML code so that it shows up in the posting. Just look at the sourcecode and search for “mint.js.php”. #11 mardoen 130 days ago I WANT THAT MINT NOW It’s pretty nice, but all the hype got me too excited before that I never looked at it again. I hope it’s soon _ #12 Pat 130 days ago I’m desperate. We’re talking heroin fix desperate. * shaking * I hear it’s coming VERY soon now, but it might just be another rumour/ploy to get Lisa the webapp groupie excited. Thanks for the fix Jon. :-) #13 Lisa McMillan 130 days ago Looks very tasty. Can’t wait. #14 Dale Cruse 130 days ago I need a mint… refreshment for website :) #15 Viking KARWUR 130 days ago Jon, there’s a small problem with the article snippet on the journal page; its more link has an href of “http://hicksdesign.co.uk/journal/journal/”, and a title of “read all of %s” Comments link is fine. It’s a shame I don’t like Mint : ) #16 Chris Neale 130 days ago Shaun alluded to the fact that he wanted to start again from scratch I’d go further to suggest that he should dedicate full time to web apps. IMHO, his approach to web design is slick but somewhat troublesome, while his approach to web apps is simply awesome. =) #17 riccardo 129 days ago I can’t wait till it comes out ! #18 Denis 128 days ago Looks great! :-) Can’t wait to test this! Demo seem to be down right now… but hey, what can you do but buy it. ;-) #19 Terje 128 days ago I didn’t even look at the demo before I threw my $30 at mint. And it is worth every penny. Easy install, easy login, great stats, and very pretty… surprise surprise. Finally. #20 Lisa McMillan 128 days ago Grrrrr it costs $30. I thought it was going to be free. I guess Shaun wants something for all his hard work… #21 Jason Granger 128 days ago This might sound strange, but I like how Shaun released it without Internet Explorer support. It’s about time Web application developers stopped letting that lousy browser hold up progress. #22 Paul D 128 days ago What a great tool! Thanks Shaun for building something so useful and easy on the eyes, and thanks Jon for letting us know about this stats tool. That might have been the quickest spend of $30 I’ve ever been through (on software). ;o) #23 Christopher Anderson 127 days ago It’s amazing, I saw the mint splash page years ago, and forgot about it. Last week I browsed back to it and added my email to the list. Not a week later, it’s released. #24 JaX 127 days ago I so want this. Besides green sites are always yumm… and without Internet Explorer support – Excellent! #25 Amit Karmakar 127 days ago I love MINT! Can’t wait until I get it installed… already purchased. :-) I think there is a demo available at www.famfamfam.com/mint #26 Paul Stamatiou 127 days ago It’s out at www.haveamint.com #27 Catherine Cameron 126 days ago Have heard about it some days ago. 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You can so watch TV while you are peeing or whatever. Tween girl #3: Except it's only, like, sports and stuff. Tween girl #1: Yeah, I don't really like sports. Except cheerleading. Is that sports? --ESPN Zone, 42nd & Broadway Link To or Email this Post Those Were Uggs, You Tards Guy #1: The girl with the tattoo on her breast. Guy #2: Oh yeah, yeah. She got a huge booty. That shit be a jigglypuff. Guy #1: Yeah, for real. I just wanna grab that shit. Guy #2: Yeah, but she got hairy legs. Guy #1: You seen 'em? Guy #2: Hell yeah, she showed me. Guy #1: But, you know, it's winter. Girls be gettin' sloppy in wintertime. Guy #2: I don't care, man. That shit's atrocious. --4 train Link To or Email this Post " The wedding is off ?" Girl #1: Can you believe her? It drives me nuts! Girl #2: Do you remember back when you were 17? You were just as bad. Girl #1: No, I wasn't. I didn't walk around saying I was that hot. I may have been bad about other things, but I didn't say I was God's gift to everyone. Girl #2: You were the most conceited person I knew. Girl #1: Was not. And what the fuck do you have to bring that up and throw it in my face for? God...Forget it, I am not helping you with your Green Card. --Queens Center Mall Link To or Email this Post Buddha Sure Thinks It's Funny Suit #1: So what do they speak in India? Hindu? Suit #2: Hindu's not a language. It's Hindi. Suit #1: Right, right. So those people, they're Buddhist? Suit #2: Are you kidding me? --51st & Park Link To or Email this Post "It's not the same without Beardsley." Lady: Excuse me, but I'm looking for a book. Store chick: And? Lady: I don't remember the title or author, but the cover is purple. Store chick: Our purple books are downstairs. Lady: They sent me up here. Store chick: We're sold out of purple books. You want something in a yellow? --Barnes & Noble, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Gradie Smith Link To or Email this Post Should Someone Call Animal Precinct? Woman: One grande caramel frappuccino with extra whipped cream, please. Man: You know there's six or seven hundred calories in that, right? Woman: It's not for me, it's for my hamster. I swear. --Starbucks, Bay Ridge Overheard by: fion Link To or Email this Post January 09, 2006 No, He Rages Against the Dying of the Light Store guy #1: Did you hear that JT Leroy is a fake? He never existed. Store guy #2: What? Dude, are you serious? Store guy #1: It's true. The New York Times proved it with like receipts and shit. Billy Corgan must be rolling over in his grave. Store guy #2: Wait, Billy Corgan's dead? --Kim's Video, St. Marks Place Link To or Email this Post Nothing's as Ritzy as Floorfood Chick #1: And I was like, goddamn , it's food...I can eat it, you know? Chick #2: Seriously. Just because she's anorexic doesn't mean she can impose her thoughts about food on you! Chick #3: Wait, wait, wait. Back up. You ate a cracker you found on the floor of the subway ? --Chinatown Ice Cream Factory, Bayard Street Link To or Email this Post Twenty Drink Minimum Promoter guy: Stand-up comedy! Are you interested in seeing some stand-up comedy tonight? Hey, I'm asking you a question. Dude: Oh, no thanks. Promoter guy: Oh, well, we also have stand-up misery. --Times Square Overheard by: Adam Robbins Link To or Email this Post Ironically She Watches Judge Judy on It Woman: Once in a store, a guy left his bag on the floor and I snatched his wallet right out of it. Man: Boy, you sure are lucky. Woman: I know, I took the money and bought me a TV. --A train Link To or Email this Post My Anti-Drug? Being a Retard Girl #1: For our next trip, my parents want to go on a cruise to Alaska. Girl #2: Oh my god, no! Haven't you seen the Titanic? Girl #1: I know, right? Plus, it's cold. I mean look at March of the Penguins . They die there. --F train Queer: So some stranger just approached me and asked me to fuck her and her husband on Staten Island...Wait, it was Ellis Island. Yeah, she wanted me to fuck with the Statue of Liberty. Hag: Oh, that's too bad. Staten Island is nice. --Union Square Overheard by: Tina L. Link To or Email this Post She's Been Listening to the New Stern Show Old lady: Please stop! Conductor: I didn't see you. The train pulls away. Old lady: Fuckhead. --23rd Street F station Link To or Email this Post The Grade Comes Nine Months Later ("An F ?") Guy: Wait, how's that work, exactly? Girl: Well, you have sex according to the woman's menstrual cycle, you know, and you just don't have sex when she's ovulating. Guy: Don't you have to take a health class or something to do that? --Union Square Overheard by: Katie Link To or Email this Post They Eat Crow Guy: Let my put it this way: if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the hell do you think a humanitarian eats? Girl: Oh, shut up. --Hayden Hall Residence, Washington Square West Overheard by: Kristina Y Link To or Email this Post What a Moneron Ticket guy: I'm sorry ma'am, my computer is being awfully slow. Ticket gal: Maybe your computer has bacteria. --Hotel Pennsylvania, 7th Avenue Link To or Email this Post Daddy's Favorite Second Choice Barbershop quarter guy: Hey, she's walking on the outside. That means she's available. Tell that guy you're with that walking on the outside means you're available. Guy: Um, she's my sister. --Spring & Wooster Russian guy: You should introduce me to your sister Frat guy: Hell no, man. Russian guy: I would introduce you to my sister. Frat guy: Dude, what do you do in your country? Meet in neutral territory and swap family members? --23rd & 10th Overheard by: Mariclair Partee Link To or Email this Post Patrick McGoohan Finally Gives In Flyers girl: Hi, would you like to come to a party? Guy: No, thanks. Flyers girl: Why do people keep lying to me? Guy: I'm not a person. --14th & Broadway Overheard by: Will Person Link To or Email this Post This Rorschach is Quite Revealing Man #1: Hey man, why are you hanging out with her? She's a total dickbag. Man #2: Dude, I'm imagining like...a bag...of...like...dicks? --114th & Broadway (cf. this entry .) Link To or Email this Post January 08, 2006 It's French for Steve Nanny #1: Who were you named after, Paulette? Nanny #2: My father. Nanny #1: Oh, what was his name? Nanny #2: Ette . --Washington Square Park Link To or Email this Post For Everything Else, There's MasterCard? Guy #1: Remember that time last week when I like fucking killed Frank? Guy #2: Huh? Guy #1: When I fucking killed Frank? Guy #2: Who? Guy #1: Frank. 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