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They just have very competitive intramural leagues.* This is a real college for whoring. 25 students in jeans and T-shirts could have been in any career that requires hustle. The classes, covering topics such as effective marketing, stress reduction and legal issues, could have been part of any professional development seminar. But this was "Whore College," and any illusion it was just another corporate how-to for young go-getters abruptly ended at the sex toy display and was stripped away for good during a graphic demonstration that put a whole new twist on the concept of hands-on training. "We are still illegal," instructor Kimberlee Cline said before her 20-minute demonstration. "If we want to be treated as business professionals, we need to act ethically within the industry." ... Participants who stuck it out for the whole day received diplomas certifying them as G.S.W's graduates in sex work. ... "Sex work is work. Prostitution is work," Leigh said. "The most important thing is that we are diverse. Some are on the streets and in a very desperate situation. Others are in a working-class situation and maybe bored in their jobs. And others see sex work as their calling." In related news, I'm quitting this blog so I can start going to CUNY to earn my teaching certificate. I'm going to minor in Razor-Blade Concealment. Now, hold on to your hats: "Whore College" located in San Fransisco. What a shock. Breaking news. Must credit Ace. Yeah, I know, a top ten is called for... but it just seems to easy. Thanks to Greg. * No, I don't have anything against Barnard. I don't even think I actually know anyone from Barnard. But this is the sort of situation where you have to tell a joke suggesting that someone out there is an easy score, and I just picked Barnard. A Pun So Bad It's Good Update: J Mann: My guess is that summa cum laude, but some don't. I think it depends on how much they're being paid. posted by Ace at 03:42 PM Comments That photo on the story page... Aaaack. (Tried to link it, but your spamblocker is being overzealous again.) Posted by: on May 6, 2005 03:46 PM I was really hoping the descriptions would be more... descriptive. Posted by: TallDave on May 6, 2005 03:54 PM I guess every one graduates cum laude. Posted by: leni on May 6, 2005 04:15 PM Some of my favorite lines from the story: " . . . a journey in "personal self-discovery" Yeah, right. ". . . wearing a power suit and good heels dissuades clients from thinking they can take advantage of her. Actually, it's the guy hiding in the closet with the tire iron that keeps them from thinking they can take advantage of you. Posted by: on May 6, 2005 04:18 PM On a serious note, i support legalized prostitution. In Amsterdam all sex workers are required to take classes to be able to legally work. I think it makes sense. If it's the way you want to make money why not be good at it and safe? Posted by: Petitedov on May 6, 2005 04:30 PM Dear Lord. Do not bring the Dutch into it. Posted by: lauraw on May 6, 2005 04:48 PM There are two arguments against legalizing prostitution (neither of which I agree with, but bear with me): 1. It is an immoral and unethical thing to be doing, and undermines both the family and the community at large. 2. It causes ill effects in the community: drug abuse, crime, violence, and lower property values. The first argument is both true and completely beside the point; prostitution isn't called "the oldest profession" for nothing. People ain't gonna stop doing the nasty no matter how illegal you make it. Making it illegal does drive it underground and cause undesirable side-effects (evil pimps, STDs, and making prostitution the profession of last resort for the lowest rung of society, male and female alike). And the second problem flows from the first: violence, drugs, and crime go hand-in-hand with prostitution because they are all related sequelae. My main beef with prostitution is that it is a horrible and unhealthy lifestyle for the person practicing it. No matter how careful you are, no matter how conscientious, this lifestyle will almost inevitably lead to health problems and an early death. Even if you avoid the drug-abuse that seems pandemic among prostitutes, and even if you can avoid getting one or many STDs, and even if you avoid being seriously hurt or killed by an unbalanced john...the ultimate price is mental. You can't do this sort of thing day in and day out, day after day and year after year, without simply dying inside. But still it should be an informed choice , and then only of an adult person. Legalizing the trade would at least impose some regulations and protections for the practicioners, and would take at least some of the danger out of it for both parties. ...and man, I am babbling way too much... Posted by: Monty on May 6, 2005 04:56 PM I should take this opportunity to announce that I am now accepting applications for the first class of See-Dubya's College of International Drug Trafficking. Basic courses include pharmacology, agriculture, smuggling, and offing narcs. Your customers will appreciate your newfound professionalism and you can always show your diploma to a Laotian general who is uncertain of your bona fides. Marion Barry will head our government relations program, and Manuel Noriega will offer correspondence courses beamed in from the federal Supermax in Colorado. Rememdial lectures will be offererd from that Washington state high school that teaches kids how to make meth in Chem class. Along with adjunct prof (and CSIS graduate) Pat O'Brien, the Whore College of San Francisco will co-teach a course about the synergistic opportunities that exist between the hooker industry and the coke industry. This is going to be great. Posted by: See-Dubya on May 6, 2005 05:01 PM hey ace watch the anti-CUNY comments... pat therightwingconspiracy.org Posted by: pat on May 6, 2005 05:01 PM I love this: Other cities, including Tucson, Ariz., Portland, Ore., Montreal and Taipei, Taiwan, have similar events, said Leigh, a veteran activist who takes credit for coining the term "sex worker" as an anti-euphemism. Hmm, "anti-euphemism," eh? You'd think we'd have a word for something like that... Oh, wait, we do: "dysphemism." Tard. Actually, that's unfair. "Dysphemism" isn't really that common a word, so I can't necessarily expect a journalist to know it. However, I can expect a journalist to understand what a euphemism is: a polite or tasteful term for something impolite or distasteful. And actually, "sex worker" is exactly that, i.e., it's not a dysphemism, or even an "anti-euphemism," but an honest-to-God euphemism. So, I was right the first time. Tard. Posted by: Pompous on May 6, 2005 05:06 PM FWIW, Monty, I think you might be wrong about illegality not serving as a deterrent. Sure, prostitution happens despite the prohibition, just like some people are murderers and drug dealers despite those activities being illegal, too. But I would wager that there is some significant pool of people who would be prostitutes or patronize prostitutes if it were legal, but who don't do so when it's illegal. Posted by: Pompous on May 6, 2005 05:11 PM In Germany, prostitution is not only legal but in some cases mandatory . If you're an unemployed German woman and you turn down a hooker job you can lose your unemployment benefits -- no kidding. Posted by: TallDave on May 6, 2005 05:12 PM I guess every one graduates cum laude My guess is that summa cum laude, but some don't. Posted by: J Mann on May 6, 2005 05:14 PM J Mann Very, very bad pun! So bad it's good! Posted by: Cedarford on May 6, 2005 05:32 PM Yes, Dave, you are kidding, whether you know it or not. That story is full of more holes than a round of swiss. Posted by: hobgoblin on May 6, 2005 06:05 PM Actually hob, that was up for a vote or some shit. They imposed the rule, not sure if it actually got shot down, but some chick sued b/c they were taking away her unemp bene's if she didn't start whoring. lol Posted by: fat kid on May 6, 2005 06:37 PM If politics is legal, prostitution should be as well. Wasn't it President Reagan who noted that the world's second-oldest profession bears a remarkable resemblance to its first? Posted by: Megan on May 6, 2005 06:56 PM megan, yeah but the difference between politicians and prostitutes is that prostitutes will stop fucking you after you're dead.... Posted by: Monty on May 6, 2005 06:58 PM I always thought that the Whore College was Radcliffe. The MIT drinking song has a stanza that goes like this: I'm a whore from Radcliffe and I'll f**k for fifty cents. I'll lay my ass on the grass, my pants upon the fence. But get off of me if, you son of a bitch if you are from MIT. I guess the writer held resentment for some past event. Posted by: jmchez on May 6, 2005 06:59 PM Hmm .. so barber colleges and massage schools are well known as the place to go for cheap haircuts and massages, because the students have to train on somebody. There are even schools of dentistry that offer cleanings, fillings, and root canals at a significant discount over going to a professional clinic (though I'd be hesitant about trusting my teefus to a student ...). So do you think this joint offers cut-rate pipe cleanings? Posted by: Alex on May 6, 2005 07:00 PM Alex, they probably give discounts for helping train the students. However, you'll have to do it in a glass room with the instructors and the rest of the students watching and critiquing the performance. Posted by: jmchez on May 6, 2005 07:06 PM Good point, Monty. Also, prostitutes only take your money for services rendered. Posted by: Megan on May 6, 2005 07:06 PM If no one has caught the allusion to Fort Apache, The Bronx yet, I lay claim. Pam Grier, too. And better yet -- Ken fucking Wahl. Posted by: Jeff G on May 6, 2005 07:15 PM Coincidence? I don't think so. MSM gets one right. Posted by: capitano on May 6, 2005 07:18 PM OT, but slightly pertaining to the subject: Fresh dirt on the "Runaway Bride". Seems that her prospective groom had a born again experience and bought into his Pastor's advice that he and Jennifer should be celibate for the year up until the Wedding as a way to prove their Christian Faith and "become renewed pure Virgins". Yeah, the same Pastor that was the spokesman talking forgiveness and Jennifer needing help and love, not approbation from the community. Meanwhile, we learn that the groom was quite sexually active before becoming deeply involved in the Baptist faith thanks to the Pastor. We find that Jennifer was also "quite outgoing" as in regularly picking up guys after running a marathon to share a shower and a tryst, dating a different man every week at her local gym, and after 9/11, becoming quite a firefighter groupie. And she had complained about the lack of sex was really irritaing her and "driving her crazy" to several girlfriends. She also had gotten breast implants because her running had thinned her down all over and she wasn't getting the regular dates she once did, and the implants took care of that. Then, not only did she say that she was kidnapped, but news reporters in Albuquerque say she also said she was repeatedly raped by the Hispanic kidnaper in Las Vegas and insisted on a rape exam. I guess what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless it's transported vaginally out of Vegas and the woman insists it be checked out...(unknown if the test showed semen but if it did, we can be sure it wasn't the grooms or the non-existent kidnappers). Andrea Peyer of the NY Post calls this a case of hot pants: http://story.news.yahoo.com/s/nypost/20050506/cm_nypost/simpleliquidcureforherabstinenceofmalice/nc:742 Posted by: Cedarford on May 6, 2005 09:30 PM "My own personal experience has been negative and positive, as with any job," said Kymberly Cutter, 36, a mother of two from Tucson who returned to prostitution two years ago to boost her income and regards it as part of a journey in "personal self-discovery." Her children, ages 7 and 9, know what she does for a living, she said. Ladies and gents, I think we have a contender for Mother of the Year. Poor f'n kids. They're gonna make some lucky shrink a boatload of money someday, though. Posted by: Sean M. on May 6, 2005 10:57 PM Whore College. I can see the T-shirts: "Screw U" Posted by: vivi on May 7, 2005 12:42 AM Wonder how well endowed they are. Posted by: EyeDoc on May 7, 2005 09:38 AM i thought whore-college was Wellsley Posted by: bostonirish on May 7, 2005 08:14 PM The more often I read stories like this, the more I appreciate my home life. When you have steak at home, you don't have to sneak out for Krystal burgers. Posted by: The Sanity Inspector on May 7, 2005 11:33 PM Ace hasn't posted much since posting this..... Who'll take odds on him catching a red-eye to San Fran to try out for the male cheerleading squad of this most respected institute of academia? Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness on May 8, 2005 01:47 PM Yipe ... I hadn't looked at the picture accompanying the article before. Now I know what this is about. You see, here in this fair city there are lots of women who used to, and for all I know still do, call themselves "sex-positive feminists," but who are anything but sexy. They take great pride in talk and behavior designed to shock the normals -- or at least to let themselves believe they're shocking the normals, as if most normals cared a whole lot about what they're doing. In this way, they convince themselves that they are being brave, breaking down barriers, and embarking on a journey of self-discovery (like our Tucson mother) and self-empowerment. It's fundamentally just another way of rebelling against their parents, like joining a commune or running off with a rock musician. And for anyone past the age of, oh, 19 or so, there's something a little pathetic about that. I'm not going to bag too much on the general lumpy and frumpy physical characteristics of most of these people, especially 'cause a few of them are not unattractive. But what's more important is the fact that these people are the most fantastic bores you can imagine. They love to hear themselves talk, and they're convinced that because they're talking about sex that somehow makes their analysis exciting instead of boring. Carol Queen and Betty Dodson are two typical examples. I attended a film presentation and lecture by CQ a few years ago (girl I was dating wanted to see it): a series of film clips centered on masturbation. Who would have thought that anyone could make that topic, so near and dear to the hearts of everyone present, so utterly tedious? My date and I kept rolling our eyes at each other during the talks, wishing she would shut up and go back to the film clips. It was like listening to an NPR Weekend Edition piece on music, where you wish they would quit talking over the damn song and let you hear what it sounds like for yourself. 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eXile - Issue #179 - Feature Story - The eXile introduces amateur Whore-R Stories! - By Travis Jones Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (107) Previous (58) Next (47) The eXile introduces... amateur Whore-R Stories! By Travis Jones T hose of us who have sought female companionship over the Internet are familiar with some of the Russian language sites that cater to our interests: loving.ru, dating.ru, and omen.ru are among the most popular. Every few days I get an e-mail from dating.ru, which features the latest round-up of Russian girls looking to find a boyfriend over the Internet. After all, men who have Internet access probably have better job prospects. In fact, we're an elite; according to either The Moscow Times or my girlfriend, only 2% of Russians use the Internet at home. Most of the girls on these sites are here in Moscow or in St. Petersburg -- these cities have lots of bored office workers and students with access to scanners capable of uploading a flattering picture to the Internet. When you look over the pictures of girls from the provinces, you notice that most of them have sent almost identical pictures of themselves, scantily clad, in front of drapes. Somebody posed them for these shots, so they obviously work for porn sites. But which ones? Most of us remember the beginning of "amateur" Internet porn. A college-aged girl would scan a bunch of pictures and find some commercial site designer to make her site with an early version of FrontPage. A start-up credit card processing company on the web would be used to process payments. Doing this requires a degree of initiative and intelligence, which limited the number of these sites as attractive girls with these qualities can usually find basic office jobs. But soon studios that would hire several girls and offer monthly access started getting into the business. For girls in the provinces, these studios were really the only option, because DSL and cable modems were not yet available in most of provincial Russia. All of this changed when the Ifriends network opened its doors on Valentine's Day, 1998. Ifriends is a portal that offers 'exhibitors' easy-to-download software that lets them use a 50 dollar webcam to produce streaming video online. By '98, there were thousands of porn sites with only a few girls each; Ifriends offered a central meeting place for would-be porn stars and balding, 40 year old executives to exchange services for cash. Women would use a text chat to lure men into a 'private show' in which they could then take off their clothes. Registered members got access to archive pictures, which were often superior to the pictures offered at a price on the other sites. For its trouble, iFriends collects 50% of their revenues. It is extremely easy for a girl to list herself on iFriends; as an experiment, I once pointed a Logitech webcam that I had hooked up to my old 233 at my ex-girlfriend's bunnies and let them prance around online in front of perverts from Missouri for nearly an hour. This the rabbits did free of charge. A year or two after iFriends opened its doors, girls from other countries started to appear on the site. These girls, rather than working alone from home, were employed by studios that would set up cameras and beds with computers. This was nothing new, but they used the same free software and cheap cameras that had been available to everyone for years. A cursory glance at Ifriends today reveals that there are 1700 girls logged on. Most of these girls work at studios in Russia, Romania, Latvia and the Czech Republic. For whatever reason, certain cities seem to predominate in the number of girls they feature, particularly Saint Petersburg, Yaroslavl, Riga, and Bucharest. Trying to talk to such girls in the "guest chat" room can often prove nearly impossible. They are given a list of things to say when someone comes into their "room" in order to get them to log on for a private video session. You can't really take offense to this: these girls don't have a clue what you're saying. In addition, studios usually forbid girls from talking extensively to guests if the guests don't start paying. Most of the girls stick pretty closely to their scripts. Fortunately, their pictures are always available. After having the same conversation about twelve times, it is possible to find a girl who actually wants to talk. In this case, she's usually interested in talking to an English-speaker who doesn't just babble about sex. Sometimes not. Sending a picture usually helps. I found out about Camcontacts last year from a girl in Piter who had posted a personal ad on dating.ru. These girls are attractive but not particularly better looking than other Russian girls their age; in other words, just because they are "porn stars" in a sense doesn't mean they have any more luck than other girls in real life. Go to dating.ru and you'll always run into the telltale curtains hanging in the background. These sites only make money when you pay by the minute for live nude chat. That's pretty pointless for anyone who's actually in Russia, as a fifteen minute session can cost you as much as a venture with a whore from Omen.ru I first met Anna two weeks ago on Camcontacts. She was a fair-skinned, 22-year old bleached blonde who moved to the golden ring city of Kostroma to escape the husband she left in Kirov; her three-year-old daughter lives with her. She attended a local "technological university" and works some hours at a factory that makes processed meat, in addition to her chatroom income. Anna won't tell me how much she makes, but the average chatroom girl working on her own makes about $800 a month. Studio girls make half this or less. Since most people in Kostroma Oblast make less than $200 a month, chatroom girls are well-paid by local standards. The hours can be long; Anna usually works for 12 hours a day or more; but most of these hours consist of waiting for someone to come in to watch her take off her clothes and finger herself for a few minutes. I invited myself out to Kostroma to visit Anna. She was very happy with this and selected a "hearts" motif for her yahoo pager background. I'd never seen the city, which is about a seven-hour train trip from Moscow. According to the only information available in English at waytorussia.net, the only train to the city of 280,000 leaves slightly before midnight, although there are regular busses. I found several hotels in the city: a "Guest House" that offers doubles for 50 dollars a night or 5 dollars an hour, an old Intourist place for 500 rubles a day that Anna seemed to like, and a boat-hotel for 300 rubles a night which she claims is frequented by the city's prostitutes. That Saturday evening I took the train to Kostroma. Platzkart is 12 dollars or so each way whereas Kupe is about 18. The train went via Yaroslavl; the two cities are about 80 km apart from each other but not connected by a major highway. I wanted to spend a few hours in Yaroslavl, a city I'd never seen, so I took the second class car as far as Yaroslavl and spent a few hours at a divey local discotheque called "Partizan," where I was rescued from some thugs by an English major at the university and her friends. The Armenian taxi driver informed me that the local whores ran at about 500 rubles apiece. I went platzkart to Kostroma from there. The scene out the window was run-down izbas and the occasional factory. The single-family houses struck me, probably because I hadn't left Moscow since June. Anna and I played e-mail tag while I wandered around town after checking in at the Kostroma Hotel. This hotel, which wasn't listed on the city site, has several types of rooms, including suites, first, and third class. First class rooms are $16 a night for a single with a bath, shower, tv and phone. Third class rooms are $10, but you have to share a bathroom. The hotel was out of first class rooms so I opted for the $10 room. Kostroma looked better than I'd expected, more European than most Russian cities. It's run-down like most of Russia but lacks the spiritually barren pressed-concrete architecture that characterizes many Russian cities. It was once one of the principal Commercial cities along the Volga and is as old as Moscow. It has a central open-air market and kremlin that are both several hundred years old. Perhaps most amazing about the city is that it has so many good, inexpensive restaurants, including an 'Art Cafe' where the only art on the wall consists of pictures of (clothed) young women. Most of the food is standard Russian fare, although there are two decent Pizzerias and an English restaurant called Camelot. The pizza at the pizzeria doesn't have any tomato paste, but unlike most french fries in Moscow it comes with a bottle of ketchup, spelled 'katsoop' on the menu. I guess this serves as a proxy for the tomato paste. I went to a disco in the center of town where the cover was 40 rubles and beers were 25-30. There was almost nobody there except some whores in the lobby that I chatted up for half an hour or so. Some guy they knew showed up and bugged them for $10 blowjobs, picking at Polina's fishnet stockings, which she was wearing over a regular pair of tights. Two of them had phone numbers, another did not. Not all of Kostroma made it into the 20th century and many people still don't have a home phone. When I returned from the disco, I found a message from Anna -- she had gone to work at 10, got my message, and come to the hotel only to leave when I didn't come back. The next day I waited in the morning in the lobby of the hotel for Anna to come. She arrived around 11:30. She was a bit of a disappointment -- she had looked rather young in the whitewashed pictures that she had posted on the web site. In real life she had crow's feet and could have passed for 30. She was fairly tall, standing about 5'8" or 5'9" in her high-heeled 'fuck me' boots. She was wearing a sweater with a generic label in English and skin-tight pants. She had bleached blonde hair and was smoking Next cigarettes. 'We need go to hospital..." she said. I wondered what was wrong. Apparently she had some minor malady that required a trip to the gynecologist. I'd never started a date with a trip to the gynecologist, but the rates posted on the wall were reasonable enough -- appointments were less than three dollars, surgery only $20 or so. After Anna was given a clean bill of health, we made our way to her friend Olya's apartment. Olya was also a chat girl. Anna said it was Olya's birthday, so we bought a cake on the way for Olya's place. Olya wasn't home, but her mom was, and fed us soup, tea, cranberry juice, and a shot each of home-made Ukrainian vodka which tasted a bit like Swedish Aquavit. While we waited around, we proceeded to eat half the cake. Nobody bothered to light any candles or make a wish. Olya's cat and 18-year-old son were home. She had a husband too, but he was away. The apartment was a standard one-room place on the first floor of a Stalin-era building. In the one-room place dwelt: Olya, Olya's mom, Olya's son, Olya's husband, and Olya's cat. "Nice kitty," I told Anna. "Oh -- you can have her -- there isn't any room for her." I would have considered it if not for the big, fat ticks on the cat's back. Olya came home. She was seven months pregnant, and looked it. She had short, dyed blonde hair, pretty lips and a cute nose, but her pregnant-mom overalls and crowded apartment weren't exactly stimulating. Besides, she looked pissed off, even before I offended her by saying "Foo!" when she lit a cigarette, my middle class instincts kicking in. Olya ignored me from then on. She didn't speak any English anyway, and wasn't as willing to listen to my bumbling Russian as her Mom had been. Olya had bigger problems; she was in the middle of a divorce. "Don't worry," Anna said. "Olya smoke last time pregnant." After playing with the cat and toddler for a few minutes, Anna and I took off for her studio. I never actually got a look at the studio; I waited outside the studio and had a cigarette. It was in an anonymous residential building; the entrance was a standard korpus that resembled half of the Stalin-era korpusi in Moscow. Anna got her friend Lena, who went to a bar with us where she explained how the girls' set-up worked. Lena had long, chestnut-brown hair, a round face and what she described as a Kazakh looking nose. She had an energetic personality; it was hard to assess her body under the large winter coat she was wearing. I forget the name of the bar, but it wasn't bad for a city with the size and average disposable income of Kostroma. Lena was of average build; Anna was much more fit but looked older. Lena showed me her passport; she had just had her 23rd birthday. Anna claimed to have lost her passport in a taxi. There was hardly anybody in the bar, but the waitress insisted that if we wanted a table that we had to pay at least 300 rubles between the three of us. I almost laughed at the low minimum, but then again, nothing on the menu was more than fifty rubles. Lena, Anna and I proceeded to drink Baltika 3's. Lena's English was much better than Anna's, and so we were able to talk about their workplace. The studio had three rooms; one with pink drapes, one with blue ones, and one with green ones. Each room had a bed; there were eight computers. Each woman operated a computer; customers came rarely enough so that nobody had to worry about sharing the bed that served as a setting for most of the strip-tease. Women could come and go as they pleased: there were about 30-40 women, total, but many only worked part-time. Others worked 12 hours a day. Lena practically lived there and at her sister's place. They didn't have a steady flow of customers, but when men did log in, they usually spent three or so dollars a minute. Everything was optional; the girls didn't have to finger themselves, use dildos, or anything, but usually did, as not doing so would mean that they didn't attract men into their chat rooms. Men usually had strange requests. One request Lena remembered was that she put on 3 times as much makeup as average and drink vodka -- somebody out there gets off on Russian-slut stereotypes, I guess. She was amused when a foot fetishist came to her -- all he did was pay to jerk off and look at her feet while she sat back and reviewed English words. A subsequent look at the site revealed that most of the archived pictures were soft-core if they were porn at all, although one did feature Olya holding a dildo. Lena and Anna insisted that they weren't bi, although a look at the site revealed a few pictures of them naked together. Lena told me she'd grossed $1,200 last month. Her studio takes 60%, so her net was about $500. She said there was a studio in Moscow that only took 40%. The girls supplemented their incomes by courting the interests of repeat customers, who were sometimes the object of their romantic fixations. Anna liked one guy from Michigan, and one from the west end of Alexandria, Virginia; both had sent her things and talked to her extensively on the phone. After we'd had more drinks, I drew a map showing Anna how far it was between Michigan and Virginia, and scribbled www.greyhound.com for her on a piece of paper. I asked why the girls didn't log on from home alone. "I have a computer at home and can log in whenever I want to -- you could do the same and buy a camera and work from home." They didn't understand; they thought I wanted to set up a studio. "If you set up a studio, we might work for you but only if we stop working at our studio...we don't want our boss to see us online working somewhere else," Lena said. Unfortunately, there are more barriers to getting online than just the prospect of buying a computer with a 50-dollar web-cam. As it had become so apparent at Olya's place, living conditions were often too cramped to work from home. Anna had a son that she didn't want exposed to her work, and Lena didn't have her own place. Rental properties were hard to find for less than $200 because most people inherited their places from the Soviet era and effectively lived in condominiums. High speed Internet access was difficult to set up, and dial-up access required a phone line. The biggest problem, however, was that of getting paid by Ifriends or Camcontacts. Ifriends is in America and Camcontacts in America and the UK, and both mail paper checks to their chat-hostesses rather than wiring them the cash. Getting a check from the US or UK and cashing it in Russia can take months even in a large city; Kostroma's banks don't have many of the features that those in Moscow do. To get paid, the money would have to be deposited to a US account by a friend and then sent to them via Western Union. I invited the girls back to my hotel. "We have to work tonight -- we are going to Moscow for several days so we need the money." This was news to me: I knew that a trip was planned but Anna was undecided as to whether or not she wanted to go to Moscow. I asked her how much she planned to make that night. She said that it could be as little as 200 rubles but as much as $50 dollars, but probably more like $10. The next day, they saw me off at the gray, Soviet-era bus station; they would take the train later on that day and arrive in the morning. So there you have it: the girls didn't want to come back to my hotel with me because they couldn't pass up an opportunity to make a dollar an hour or less. Unfortunately, my Megafon account has run out of money, so they won't be able to get through to me. Anna wasn't nearly as attractive in real life, although her friend was cute. Unfortunately, we all know how hard it is to switch friends. 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G4 - Attack of the Show Home Shows Schedule Blog AOTS X-Play The Man Show Forums You're not logged in! Register | Login BLOG ON TV Ji Lee, Crystle Lightning Premieres: Wednesday 01/11, 7pm ET/PT > Full Show Schedule THE SHOW Videos Features Episodes Schedule Forums Newsletter Chat Meet the Staff Sarah's Links Contact AOTS Free Play Friday AOTS Shorts AOTS Webcams THE BLOG DVDuesday Free-Play Friday Fresh Ink Frugality Guests In the Field It Came From eBay! Kevin's First 50 Link Dump Live Calls Live Music Friday Products Projects Sarah's Damn Good Download Sarah's Damn Good Website Sarah's Gems of the Internet Software The Feed The Lush Top of the Show User Created Challenge User Created Favorites Videos Web Classics THE POLL Who Would Win in a Fight? Captain Picard Darth Vader A Liger View Results Pimp MySpace Posted by smoschella - 4:52 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 We (the royal 'we') temporarily modified the Attack of the Show! MySpace page using some free layouts, a little CSS styling, and a video that I hotlinked from the G4 website. For a friendly little contest, Sarah sabotaged Kevin's MySpace page and Kevin sabotaged Sarah's MySpace page with some minor changes. Vote in the poll on this very page to decidewho should be forced to keep their page the way it is for the week. Here are some of my favorite resources for modding your MySpace page: Thomas's MySpace Editor MyGen 2.5 Profile Creator nUCLEArcENTURy's Free Layouts (for the lazy) A quick warning: videos, nutty cursors, custom scrollbars and all thatother crazy CSS has a tendency to crash browsers. Go easy. Posted in Projects | Permalink Comment(s) Posted by Nephets - 4:55 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 Kevin's should stay. Evil clowns! Posted by sonic2 - 4:57 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 no i like emo sara Posted by BigBuddyWill - 4:59 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 Dudes, you fogotten some other myspace editors.Like that thomas's myspace editor sucks.here is one http://www.myspace-codes.com/http://www.whateverlife.com/http://www.pimpwebpage.com/ Posted by DCTU55D - 5:00 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 I like the Headline for Sarah's space: "Pereira's a Douche" - lmao. Posted by sonic2 - 5:02 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 wow i cant get to saras myspace it says error mabey 2 many ppl on it or somthing like that Posted by theperfect1 - 5:04 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 Kevin's should definitely stay.I just read Sarah's headline on her page. haha! Posted by darkrose11 - 5:08 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 haha that headline funny!!.. man sarah's myspace is soo much more "P.I.M.P." then our lovely.. "panties" (hahaha).. kevin.. sry man! Posted by FlyingWookieeOfDoom - 5:46 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 Sarah's actually looks cool...but...Kevin's is crazy as hell. Posted by hSCREAM_806 - 6:11 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 Kevin's page should stay.That look that Sarah's page has........not feeling it. Posted by Englishteaparty - 6:26 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 for some damn reason myspace wont let me in, I think I HAVE TO SART A NEW ONE Posted by Englishteaparty - 6:31 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical groupthats what it says!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm typing everything in right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by sonic2 - 6:44 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 yea i still cant get to sara's space Posted by tylertyler - 7:39 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 I love both Check out mine:http://www.spaces.msn.com/members/tylertyler/ Posted by Pipucho - 8:21 PM Monday, November 14, 2005 yo thats an un updated version of thoma's myspace editor, here is updated one(i dunno if thers even a more updated one than this):http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/reborn_3_5.htm Posted by lyberty - 9:33 AM Tuesday, November 15, 2005 Where's the Gems of the Internet Link section?I love Bobs! Posted by THAT_1_GAMER - 2:06 PM Tuesday, November 15, 2005 it hard to pick Posted by BatNumberOne - 4:18 PM Tuesday, November 15, 2005 http://www.chasebadkids.nethas everythingi think they should feature it tooit needs more hits-Nick Posted by Pc_DuDe_91 - 5:03 PM Tuesday, November 15, 2005 the only reason kevin chose that background because deep down if he knows it or not he is sorta emo cuz he doesnt wanna be lonely na im j/psarah did perfect for kevin's the insane clowns were perfect Posted by Nephets - 6:09 PM Tuesday, November 15, 2005 MyGen is a better editor than Thomas', but both are good (just for anyone who is concerned about picking one).I actually used Thomas', so, just use whichever out of those. :P Posted by pwn3d - 7:50 PM Wednesday, November 16, 2005 Wow, what a diffence.What happened to the cool kevin? Now all we have is the n00b one with like 9481 frineds.... I must ask.... WTF, HOW DID YOU GET ALL OF THOSE FRIENDS!Hit me back... Forrest Posted by pwn3d - 10:26 PM Wednesday, November 16, 2005 Wow, what a diffence.What happened to the cool kevin? Now all we have is the n00b one with like 9481 frineds.... I must ask.... WTF, HOW DID YOU GET ALL OF THOSE FRIENDS!Hit me back... Forrest You must Login or Register to post. SEARCH ARCHIVE < January 2006 > Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su 26 27 28 29 30 31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 1 2 3 4 5 FYI New! - Subscribe to the AOTS Video Podcast: Grab our Attack of the Blog RSS Feed! • Check out Ever We Fall, the first band ever on Live Music Thursday! • The User Created Holiday challenge is on! 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Oct 2, 2005 05:03 PM Mikeys Girl Sep 8, 2005 02:23 PM It has been determined that you are HOT . So HOT that you have been Hot Tagged by me. If you want to HotTag me back or someone else, click the buttom below for the HTML and post it on the comments of another HOTNESS. KiM♥ Sep 1, 2005 01:52 AM Death Cab for AllyRad. Aug 22, 2005 08:53 PM thanks for the add, whats up? Aug 22, 2005 01:12 PM thanks for the add InTuNd2JC Aug 17, 2005 05:58 PM SCruzer Aug 17, 2005 12:36 PM Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.