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reoriginalize » Blog Archive » Moving On reoriginalize Andy “Bad Motherfucker” Smith devdev2040 wiki « Cliché Mein Jacke » Moving On Some words that I would love to see retired from my existence for quite some time: blogosphere : We’ve got to be over it by now. How many more conferences about blogging can we realistically have? We’ve saturated everybody we needed to, we can sit back and let gigantic evil corporations force our parents and grandparents into it from now on. It is just the net now guys, just an extension of humans behind computers, and it isn’t about what “the blogosphere” says, it is about what the people behind computers say, so give us names that are applicable to our groupings like “cheaply-bought evangelists,” “desperate political attention-grabbers,” “bandwagoneers” and “socially inept twenty-somethings.” web 2.0 : See “bandwagoneers” and “cheaply bought evangelists” above. Somehow hearing this phrase has become synonymous with listening to a company spokesperson attempting to “build a community” with me while raping all the software and projects I love in an attempt to convince people that they are open. I understand the urges to have buzzwords in every possible sentence you utter to me, but have some dignity because we see right through you. If you want to impress me, here are some buzzwords you can try out: “context-free grammar,” “naked women,” “python,” and “can I get you a beer?” attention owner : Okay, so I don’t ever actually hear this one, likely because I immediately attempt to find something else to do if somebody mentions anything that sounds like it could lead into a conversation about how important it is that their attention be justified, but it is so self-aggrandizing and empty that I hope it never has to reach my ears. Just so that this post isn’t all negative… Technorati Tags: blogging This entry was posted on Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 7:51 amand is filed under Uncategorized .You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed. 8 Responses to “Moving On” James Walker Says: December 9th, 2005 at 8:46 am mmmm… fries. oh, and did i tell you about this really great web2.0 company I know in Vancouver? mies Says: December 9th, 2005 at 10:59 am Dude! You’re an official Amsterdammer now! Fred McJohn Says: December 9th, 2005 at 1:04 pm Web 2.0 got me annoyed the day I heard it. I don’t like when people versionize my hobby. Chris Messina Says: December 9th, 2005 at 1:20 pm Dude, read the Cluetrain Manifesto if you haven’t already. The first part of the book speaks to all this. The second part sells out. It’s this post in novel form. Hot damn. Scott Caplan Says: December 9th, 2005 at 1:39 pm Is that poutine? hmmmm.. .much better than context-free grammar. danboarder Says: December 9th, 2005 at 2:59 pm Tasty! OK - on your buzzword rant - If you guys at Flock skip the blogo and web2.0 buzz and go right to what is actually working out there and outrageously successful, I think Flock will fly (pun intended). For example, make Flock work good with MySpace and Xanga. Edit mySpace templates, add photos to your profiles there, etc. There is your 100million users that will grow up to be the real bloggers in a few years. And to the MySpace haters out there, get a grip. Just because you are in college now you don’t have to hate high school…. many MySpace kids will grow up to be the next generation of bloggers. Marco Wessel Says: December 9th, 2005 at 7:33 pm Those fries are from Utrecht. Not only does it barely legibly say so on the bag, but I actually had the same ones (albeit with satesaus and no mayonaise) just last week when I figured I’d go to Utrecht instead of Amsterdam for a change. Brilliant fries btw. Tim Trautmann Says: December 15th, 2005 at 3:49 pm Is that curry ketchup there with your mayo? Hmmm yum. Leave a Reply Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website reoriginalize is proudly powered by WordPress Entries (RSS) and Comments (RSS) .
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eXile - Issue #179 - Feature Story - The eXile introduces amateur Whore-R Stories! - By Travis Jones Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (107) Previous (58) Next (47) The eXile introduces... amateur Whore-R Stories! By Travis Jones T hose of us who have sought female companionship over the Internet are familiar with some of the Russian language sites that cater to our interests: loving.ru, dating.ru, and omen.ru are among the most popular. Every few days I get an e-mail from dating.ru, which features the latest round-up of Russian girls looking to find a boyfriend over the Internet. After all, men who have Internet access probably have better job prospects. In fact, we're an elite; according to either The Moscow Times or my girlfriend, only 2% of Russians use the Internet at home. Most of the girls on these sites are here in Moscow or in St. Petersburg -- these cities have lots of bored office workers and students with access to scanners capable of uploading a flattering picture to the Internet. When you look over the pictures of girls from the provinces, you notice that most of them have sent almost identical pictures of themselves, scantily clad, in front of drapes. Somebody posed them for these shots, so they obviously work for porn sites. But which ones? Most of us remember the beginning of "amateur" Internet porn. A college-aged girl would scan a bunch of pictures and find some commercial site designer to make her site with an early version of FrontPage. A start-up credit card processing company on the web would be used to process payments. Doing this requires a degree of initiative and intelligence, which limited the number of these sites as attractive girls with these qualities can usually find basic office jobs. But soon studios that would hire several girls and offer monthly access started getting into the business. For girls in the provinces, these studios were really the only option, because DSL and cable modems were not yet available in most of provincial Russia. All of this changed when the Ifriends network opened its doors on Valentine's Day, 1998. Ifriends is a portal that offers 'exhibitors' easy-to-download software that lets them use a 50 dollar webcam to produce streaming video online. By '98, there were thousands of porn sites with only a few girls each; Ifriends offered a central meeting place for would-be porn stars and balding, 40 year old executives to exchange services for cash. Women would use a text chat to lure men into a 'private show' in which they could then take off their clothes. Registered members got access to archive pictures, which were often superior to the pictures offered at a price on the other sites. For its trouble, iFriends collects 50% of their revenues. It is extremely easy for a girl to list herself on iFriends; as an experiment, I once pointed a Logitech webcam that I had hooked up to my old 233 at my ex-girlfriend's bunnies and let them prance around online in front of perverts from Missouri for nearly an hour. This the rabbits did free of charge. A year or two after iFriends opened its doors, girls from other countries started to appear on the site. These girls, rather than working alone from home, were employed by studios that would set up cameras and beds with computers. This was nothing new, but they used the same free software and cheap cameras that had been available to everyone for years. A cursory glance at Ifriends today reveals that there are 1700 girls logged on. Most of these girls work at studios in Russia, Romania, Latvia and the Czech Republic. For whatever reason, certain cities seem to predominate in the number of girls they feature, particularly Saint Petersburg, Yaroslavl, Riga, and Bucharest. Trying to talk to such girls in the "guest chat" room can often prove nearly impossible. They are given a list of things to say when someone comes into their "room" in order to get them to log on for a private video session. You can't really take offense to this: these girls don't have a clue what you're saying. In addition, studios usually forbid girls from talking extensively to guests if the guests don't start paying. Most of the girls stick pretty closely to their scripts. Fortunately, their pictures are always available. After having the same conversation about twelve times, it is possible to find a girl who actually wants to talk. In this case, she's usually interested in talking to an English-speaker who doesn't just babble about sex. Sometimes not. Sending a picture usually helps. I found out about Camcontacts last year from a girl in Piter who had posted a personal ad on dating.ru. These girls are attractive but not particularly better looking than other Russian girls their age; in other words, just because they are "porn stars" in a sense doesn't mean they have any more luck than other girls in real life. Go to dating.ru and you'll always run into the telltale curtains hanging in the background. These sites only make money when you pay by the minute for live nude chat. That's pretty pointless for anyone who's actually in Russia, as a fifteen minute session can cost you as much as a venture with a whore from Omen.ru I first met Anna two weeks ago on Camcontacts. She was a fair-skinned, 22-year old bleached blonde who moved to the golden ring city of Kostroma to escape the husband she left in Kirov; her three-year-old daughter lives with her. She attended a local "technological university" and works some hours at a factory that makes processed meat, in addition to her chatroom income. Anna won't tell me how much she makes, but the average chatroom girl working on her own makes about $800 a month. Studio girls make half this or less. Since most people in Kostroma Oblast make less than $200 a month, chatroom girls are well-paid by local standards. The hours can be long; Anna usually works for 12 hours a day or more; but most of these hours consist of waiting for someone to come in to watch her take off her clothes and finger herself for a few minutes. I invited myself out to Kostroma to visit Anna. She was very happy with this and selected a "hearts" motif for her yahoo pager background. I'd never seen the city, which is about a seven-hour train trip from Moscow. According to the only information available in English at waytorussia.net, the only train to the city of 280,000 leaves slightly before midnight, although there are regular busses. I found several hotels in the city: a "Guest House" that offers doubles for 50 dollars a night or 5 dollars an hour, an old Intourist place for 500 rubles a day that Anna seemed to like, and a boat-hotel for 300 rubles a night which she claims is frequented by the city's prostitutes. That Saturday evening I took the train to Kostroma. Platzkart is 12 dollars or so each way whereas Kupe is about 18. The train went via Yaroslavl; the two cities are about 80 km apart from each other but not connected by a major highway. I wanted to spend a few hours in Yaroslavl, a city I'd never seen, so I took the second class car as far as Yaroslavl and spent a few hours at a divey local discotheque called "Partizan," where I was rescued from some thugs by an English major at the university and her friends. The Armenian taxi driver informed me that the local whores ran at about 500 rubles apiece. I went platzkart to Kostroma from there. The scene out the window was run-down izbas and the occasional factory. The single-family houses struck me, probably because I hadn't left Moscow since June. Anna and I played e-mail tag while I wandered around town after checking in at the Kostroma Hotel. This hotel, which wasn't listed on the city site, has several types of rooms, including suites, first, and third class. First class rooms are $16 a night for a single with a bath, shower, tv and phone. Third class rooms are $10, but you have to share a bathroom. The hotel was out of first class rooms so I opted for the $10 room. Kostroma looked better than I'd expected, more European than most Russian cities. It's run-down like most of Russia but lacks the spiritually barren pressed-concrete architecture that characterizes many Russian cities. It was once one of the principal Commercial cities along the Volga and is as old as Moscow. It has a central open-air market and kremlin that are both several hundred years old. Perhaps most amazing about the city is that it has so many good, inexpensive restaurants, including an 'Art Cafe' where the only art on the wall consists of pictures of (clothed) young women. Most of the food is standard Russian fare, although there are two decent Pizzerias and an English restaurant called Camelot. The pizza at the pizzeria doesn't have any tomato paste, but unlike most french fries in Moscow it comes with a bottle of ketchup, spelled 'katsoop' on the menu. I guess this serves as a proxy for the tomato paste. I went to a disco in the center of town where the cover was 40 rubles and beers were 25-30. There was almost nobody there except some whores in the lobby that I chatted up for half an hour or so. Some guy they knew showed up and bugged them for $10 blowjobs, picking at Polina's fishnet stockings, which she was wearing over a regular pair of tights. Two of them had phone numbers, another did not. Not all of Kostroma made it into the 20th century and many people still don't have a home phone. When I returned from the disco, I found a message from Anna -- she had gone to work at 10, got my message, and come to the hotel only to leave when I didn't come back. The next day I waited in the morning in the lobby of the hotel for Anna to come. She arrived around 11:30. She was a bit of a disappointment -- she had looked rather young in the whitewashed pictures that she had posted on the web site. In real life she had crow's feet and could have passed for 30. She was fairly tall, standing about 5'8" or 5'9" in her high-heeled 'fuck me' boots. She was wearing a sweater with a generic label in English and skin-tight pants. She had bleached blonde hair and was smoking Next cigarettes. 'We need go to hospital..." she said. I wondered what was wrong. Apparently she had some minor malady that required a trip to the gynecologist. I'd never started a date with a trip to the gynecologist, but the rates posted on the wall were reasonable enough -- appointments were less than three dollars, surgery only $20 or so. After Anna was given a clean bill of health, we made our way to her friend Olya's apartment. Olya was also a chat girl. Anna said it was Olya's birthday, so we bought a cake on the way for Olya's place. Olya wasn't home, but her mom was, and fed us soup, tea, cranberry juice, and a shot each of home-made Ukrainian vodka which tasted a bit like Swedish Aquavit. While we waited around, we proceeded to eat half the cake. Nobody bothered to light any candles or make a wish. Olya's cat and 18-year-old son were home. She had a husband too, but he was away. The apartment was a standard one-room place on the first floor of a Stalin-era building. In the one-room place dwelt: Olya, Olya's mom, Olya's son, Olya's husband, and Olya's cat. "Nice kitty," I told Anna. "Oh -- you can have her -- there isn't any room for her." I would have considered it if not for the big, fat ticks on the cat's back. Olya came home. She was seven months pregnant, and looked it. She had short, dyed blonde hair, pretty lips and a cute nose, but her pregnant-mom overalls and crowded apartment weren't exactly stimulating. Besides, she looked pissed off, even before I offended her by saying "Foo!" when she lit a cigarette, my middle class instincts kicking in. Olya ignored me from then on. She didn't speak any English anyway, and wasn't as willing to listen to my bumbling Russian as her Mom had been. Olya had bigger problems; she was in the middle of a divorce. "Don't worry," Anna said. "Olya smoke last time pregnant." After playing with the cat and toddler for a few minutes, Anna and I took off for her studio. I never actually got a look at the studio; I waited outside the studio and had a cigarette. It was in an anonymous residential building; the entrance was a standard korpus that resembled half of the Stalin-era korpusi in Moscow. Anna got her friend Lena, who went to a bar with us where she explained how the girls' set-up worked. Lena had long, chestnut-brown hair, a round face and what she described as a Kazakh looking nose. She had an energetic personality; it was hard to assess her body under the large winter coat she was wearing. I forget the name of the bar, but it wasn't bad for a city with the size and average disposable income of Kostroma. Lena was of average build; Anna was much more fit but looked older. Lena showed me her passport; she had just had her 23rd birthday. Anna claimed to have lost her passport in a taxi. There was hardly anybody in the bar, but the waitress insisted that if we wanted a table that we had to pay at least 300 rubles between the three of us. I almost laughed at the low minimum, but then again, nothing on the menu was more than fifty rubles. Lena, Anna and I proceeded to drink Baltika 3's. Lena's English was much better than Anna's, and so we were able to talk about their workplace. The studio had three rooms; one with pink drapes, one with blue ones, and one with green ones. Each room had a bed; there were eight computers. Each woman operated a computer; customers came rarely enough so that nobody had to worry about sharing the bed that served as a setting for most of the strip-tease. Women could come and go as they pleased: there were about 30-40 women, total, but many only worked part-time. Others worked 12 hours a day. Lena practically lived there and at her sister's place. They didn't have a steady flow of customers, but when men did log in, they usually spent three or so dollars a minute. Everything was optional; the girls didn't have to finger themselves, use dildos, or anything, but usually did, as not doing so would mean that they didn't attract men into their chat rooms. Men usually had strange requests. One request Lena remembered was that she put on 3 times as much makeup as average and drink vodka -- somebody out there gets off on Russian-slut stereotypes, I guess. She was amused when a foot fetishist came to her -- all he did was pay to jerk off and look at her feet while she sat back and reviewed English words. A subsequent look at the site revealed that most of the archived pictures were soft-core if they were porn at all, although one did feature Olya holding a dildo. Lena and Anna insisted that they weren't bi, although a look at the site revealed a few pictures of them naked together. Lena told me she'd grossed $1,200 last month. Her studio takes 60%, so her net was about $500. She said there was a studio in Moscow that only took 40%. The girls supplemented their incomes by courting the interests of repeat customers, who were sometimes the object of their romantic fixations. Anna liked one guy from Michigan, and one from the west end of Alexandria, Virginia; both had sent her things and talked to her extensively on the phone. After we'd had more drinks, I drew a map showing Anna how far it was between Michigan and Virginia, and scribbled www.greyhound.com for her on a piece of paper. I asked why the girls didn't log on from home alone. "I have a computer at home and can log in whenever I want to -- you could do the same and buy a camera and work from home." They didn't understand; they thought I wanted to set up a studio. "If you set up a studio, we might work for you but only if we stop working at our studio...we don't want our boss to see us online working somewhere else," Lena said. Unfortunately, there are more barriers to getting online than just the prospect of buying a computer with a 50-dollar web-cam. As it had become so apparent at Olya's place, living conditions were often too cramped to work from home. Anna had a son that she didn't want exposed to her work, and Lena didn't have her own place. Rental properties were hard to find for less than $200 because most people inherited their places from the Soviet era and effectively lived in condominiums. High speed Internet access was difficult to set up, and dial-up access required a phone line. The biggest problem, however, was that of getting paid by Ifriends or Camcontacts. Ifriends is in America and Camcontacts in America and the UK, and both mail paper checks to their chat-hostesses rather than wiring them the cash. Getting a check from the US or UK and cashing it in Russia can take months even in a large city; Kostroma's banks don't have many of the features that those in Moscow do. To get paid, the money would have to be deposited to a US account by a friend and then sent to them via Western Union. I invited the girls back to my hotel. "We have to work tonight -- we are going to Moscow for several days so we need the money." This was news to me: I knew that a trip was planned but Anna was undecided as to whether or not she wanted to go to Moscow. I asked her how much she planned to make that night. She said that it could be as little as 200 rubles but as much as $50 dollars, but probably more like $10. The next day, they saw me off at the gray, Soviet-era bus station; they would take the train later on that day and arrive in the morning. So there you have it: the girls didn't want to come back to my hotel with me because they couldn't pass up an opportunity to make a dollar an hour or less. Unfortunately, my Megafon account has run out of money, so they won't be able to get through to me. Anna wasn't nearly as attractive in real life, although her friend was cute. Unfortunately, we all know how hard it is to switch friends. 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www.myspace.com/kataklysm MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup Kataklysm Death Metal / Metal "KATAKLYSM" Canada Profile Views: 15582 Last Login: 01/11/2006 View more pics Contacting Kataklysm MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/kataklysm Kataklysm General Info Member Since January 21, 2005 Band Website kataklysm.net Band Members Maurizio Iacono (Vocals)Jean-Francois Dagenais (Guitars)Stephane Barbe (Bass)Max Duhamel (Drums) Influences The world and all its extremeties!! Sounds Like The end of the world Record Label Nuclear Blast Records Type of Label Indie Kataklysm's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] No mercy tour in Europe! ( view more ) Metal Crusaders tour 2006 tour dates update!! ( view more ) Metal Crusaders tour 2006 ( view more ) NEW SONG!!! ( view more ) New pictures added!! ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Kataklysm The Canadian Hyperblasters formed in 1991 and spread their first demo one year later - "Death Gate Cycle Of Reincarnation" already obtained recognition worldwide and ultimately led to a record deal with Nuclear Blast, signed in 1993. Demo plus bonus track 'The Orb Of Uncreation' became KATAKLYSM's first official release in the form of the MCD "The Mystical Gate Of Recreation", also in stores 1993. The extreme high speed Death Metal with its very own character shown on that CD laid the foundation stone of a new metal style: The Northern Hyperblast. 1995 KATAKLYSM presented their very first full length album "Sorcery", a revelation concerning fast and brutal metal. "Temple Of Knowledge" in 1996 even topped "Sorcery" in terms of destructiveness and wrecking energy - a true archetype that bestowed the band great compliment, euphoric critics and several well-visited tours. On the following albums "Victims Of This Fallen World" and "The Prophecy", KATAKLYSM started to experiment with new possibilities in sound and arrangements, leading the critics to name "The Prophecy" one of the most devastating releases in extreme music in years. The big question afterwards: Would a further increase be possible? Yes, indeed! With "Epic (The Poetry Of War)", Canada's finest created a classic, backed with a melodic edge and propelled by extreme roaring power, making KATAKLYSM's star rose further on and on. TV appearances and headliner tours pervaded the band's life thenceforward and took them to more than 19 countries all around the world. "Shadows & Dust" in 2002 continued KATAKLYSM's success with nine immense ass-kicking tracks, including the extreme hymn 'Illuminati'; the Canadian magazine BW&BK described the album as "a pure holocaust of events as all the planets appear to have lined up for this scar on humanity" and voted it among the best 25 records of the year! It shoudn't be surprising if KATAKLYSM will again hit several hit lists with "Serenity In Fire", for it is the strongest evidence that the Death Metal freaks from Canada have found the receipt of success: The seventh album in series that keeps up high the flag of extreme guitar music in high quality without fillers; that's something only KATAKLYSM can manage. Northern Hyperblast at terminal velocity! Kataklysm's Friend Space Kataklysm has 3778 friends. Shan-O-Rama Joe, the Crazed Metalhead Kataklysm! ROCK THE NATION Future Entertainment Into Eternity Josh Nuclear Blast Records View All of Kataklysm's Friends Kataklysm'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 840 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) maggot Jan 11, 2006 12:45 PM just dropping by to say hi! mike Jan 10, 2006 05:35 PM Hey thanx for the add! I just heard you on Sirius, some brutal shit!!!! kuolema Jan 10, 2006 12:43 PM thanks for the add!! Vaneblood Jan 10, 2006 05:17 AM Hey Guys, I Love the band!! Have a great day I wish you a lots of sex and beer **Bloody Kisses** Jared Jan 9, 2006 02:59 PM thanks for the add guy you kick ass!!! rico Jan 9, 2006 08:50 AM thanks for the add Beret Donner Jan 9, 2006 12:21 AM Great new song! I sense THE CD OF THE YEAR coming on. Kory Jan 8, 2006 12:28 PM hey guys thanks again for the add Nachwuchsreiter Jan 8, 2006 12:23 PM Hey guys, the new song is awesome!!! I am waiting for the 20th.... Metal till Death Ciaran Jan 8, 2006 10:51 AM Hailz 2 d Northern Hyperblast!!Tanx 4 d ADD!I cant wait 2 hear ur new Material, I luv "Serenity..", esp. d Drummin' Fuckin SICK!! Horns Up!!!Tanx Again Dew-Scented Jan 6, 2006 03:20 PM Thanks for the request! Wreck Jan 6, 2006 03:18 PM THANKS FOR THE ADD! BigJ Jan 6, 2006 11:04 AM Thanks for the add! I'm looking forward to your new cd coming out, from what I've heard its atleast as good as Serenity, I'm looking forward to some more intricate, complex song structures that your new release supposedly incorporates. Chris - T3AM MANG Jan 6, 2006 09:27 AM Hey just posting to say you guys are fucking amazing, i'm sure the new album will rock as much as the others :) Frank Emet Jan 6, 2006 09:09 AM happy new year!!!! hope this year will give u the best music u can make!!1 is nothing better than some death metal!!! yeahhhh!!! p.s. F.E. ONANIZER Jan 5, 2006 11:10 PM Many thanks for the add! 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Josh Jan 3, 2006 08:51 PM top 8 it is an honor i should be uploading some kataklysm wallpapers on my page in the next couple of days if anyone is interested it would be great if you guys played in the U.S. somewere around Ohio Prowler In The Yard Jan 3, 2006 03:41 PM Heyguys...whats the possibility of me getting you guys to play Hamilton, Ont....and not the same place you played last time TRUST ME! pretty soon, I got the venue, just need to find out where or who to contatc Gorebortion Jan 3, 2006 11:35 AM stay sik.u sikfux kick ass. bezukry Jan 3, 2006 11:32 AM hi guyz, within BZuKrY we love you, what a pity that VICTIMS OF THIS FALLEN WORLD didn't get the huge success it deserved. That album is gigantic!!!!! (even though the others fuckin rock too, and I'm impatient to hear the new one). happy new year to all of you Rafael Jan 3, 2006 10:37 AM Test me...I'm the ambassador of pain, I rule all those who oppose Test me...I'm the ambassador of pain, I crush all those who oppose Spitting Blood Jan 3, 2006 08:08 AM Happy New Year! Goddess Of Emptiness Jan 3, 2006 07:39 AM You guys rule... :) unleashed Jan 3, 2006 07:36 AM THX for the ADD watch out for this Vampyric Evil Jan 3, 2006 05:04 AM you guys are fucking brillant. i know some people who know some people who hooked me up with your new cd before it even came out and i cant stop listening to it. ~Keep It Dark And Heavy~ CUSTODY BATTLE Jan 2, 2006 11:52 PM bones Jan 2, 2006 02:06 PM tanx for the add Phill Jan 2, 2006 01:47 PM Thanks for you add. I've been a fan since I heard the Epic: The Poetry of War album. EnVyDoLL Jan 2, 2006 01:41 PM Happy New Year! xoxo Aaron Jan 2, 2006 01:24 PM You guys are COOL!! I have your "Shadows and Dust" and "Serenity in Fire" albums. Fucking brilliant stuff. You need to come to Nottingham (uk). I'm sure you guys would OWN at rock city! Pat Butcher Jan 2, 2006 10:46 AM Hailz Thank's for the adding me you fucker's are sick keep it brutal alway's Morrbyd Jan 2, 2006 09:57 AM Thanks for the add. I just recently bought you "In Shadows in Dust" album. OH MY GOD, My ears still hurt. You guys are my new offical favorite Death Metal Band. DREAD Jan 2, 2006 07:36 AM Happy new year guys...Ont vous souhaite la meilleur anne de l'histoire de KATAKLYSM. Mais bruler pas notre soundman en tour la...y' fragile un peu ;) much love and respect your death metal angel Jan 2, 2006 06:30 AM hi just want to drop by, ... NORDOR Jan 2, 2006 03:43 AM THANKS FOR THE ADDING. Arsenic, le fanzine mtal de l'Abitibi Jan 1, 2006 04:48 PM Happy new year guys... may 2006 be the year of Kataklysm, with In The Arms Of Devastation coming out... -martin i think my eye is broken Jan 1, 2006 01:32 PM thanks for the add ITS YOUR BRO CHRIS! Jan 1, 2006 11:02 AM you guys fuckin rule!!!!! Jean-Mimi Jan 1, 2006 10:51 AM bonne anne 2006 pi continuez a rocker DANS L'OMBRE ET LA POUSSIRE !!! dalia of gryphonmetal Jan 1, 2006 08:59 AM have a super, blasting 2006 guys! |, , / MJ Jan 1, 2006 05:05 AM Happy New Year guys:) CHEERS Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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Superparamagnetic Effect: Myspace quiz Superparamagnetic Effect “They don’t come for my lookin’, they come for my cookin’” August 18, 2005 Myspace quiz Using your Current Initials, choose a different name for yourself: Caleb Allistar Franhoufer If you were born outside of your era, when would you want to be born and why? I'd want to be in my early twenties with the 70s rolled around, so I could go to tons of punk and rock shows, and then disco on the weekends. If you ran a store, what would you sell/have? I'd have a vegetarian restaurant. What part in a movie would you love to play? The nerdy, clever guy that ends up finding a way to solve the problem. In your opinion, why do people suck? Because they don’t care about anyone but themselves. If you had your own state, what would you put on your new quarter? A Powerbook and a TI calculator. What's the oldest article of clothing you own? One of those frilly tuxedo shirts form the 60s or 70s. What piece of furniture have you replaced the most? Bookshelves. What instrument do you wish you could be more than great at? Drums. Record, Tape or CD? All three, natch. Hey, why isn't 8-track in this list? What do you think would be the best concert ever? Trans Am, Mercury Program, Promise Ring, Mates of State, Shelter, Into Another, Rachel's, Fischerspooner What is the best part of your favorite movie(s)? When the really geeky guy with a big heart wins over the beautiful, smart, and sassy female lead. What do you think is the most over-rated candy ever? Black licorice. If you were writing out your will, who would you give your music collection to? Paul Cales. If you could only debate two topics the rest of your life, what would they be? Best cheap domestic beer (High Life) and what size Powerbook to buy (the debate still rages). Out of your friends, who would you say you are most jealous of, artistically? Scott Ritcher, Nate Larson, Mike Dixon. Most jealous of....intellectually? Jacqueline Campbell, Leah Hoffman, Genia Gabrielov. What do you collect? Smith & Corona manual typewriters, vintage Macs, screenprinted posters. What is broken that you have, that you wish was fixed? My teeth. What do you do when you're home sick? I don’t get homesick. Story behind your username? I got really drunk one night a few weeks ago at a party, then proceeded to go out to Hunter’s and then Chumley’s. Apparently I was so off the hook that Dave described it as follows: It’s like Frankenstein got into the sacrificial wine, and then decided to come down and scare all the villagers. Current Favorite Article of Clothing? Express MX1 dress shirts. Line from the last thing you wrote for someone? I looked at the pictures, and I can see where Tom might think there looks like a pop up flash in the rear view, but it doesn't really look like that to me. A famous person you have met? Gwen Stefani. Favorite way to waste time? Drinkin’. Last thing you bought yourself? A chair and a bed from IKEA. tags: quiz , Myspace , personal posted by Chris Foresman @ 10:10 AM 2 comments 2 Comments: At August 18, 2005 5:21 PM , Genia said... Chris - I'm very socially jealous of you ^^ Thanks for the love - Genia At August 18, 2005 11:51 PM , Justin said... Dude I would do this list as well but you already know all the answers. Insert these words at random to fill the blanks... Slayer Fourhorsemen Fuck it "YOU SUCK" "Whip it out" Vegas strippers Smokin up stairs in the VIP Praise Hail Satan ...not order with actual questions. ~J Post a Comment << Home About Me Name: Chris Foresman Location: Lafayette, Indiana, United States "I am afraid that I don't see much hope for a civilization so stupid that it demands a quantitative estimate of the value of its own umbilical cord." David Ehrenfeld, Rutgers University biologist View my complete profile -- About Me Name: Chris Foresman Location: Lafayette, Indiana, United States "I'm just looking for a thrill, something to ease my will. You may not realize when it's done or why but it may be the best thing." Blogger profile Myspace Profile Facebook Profile (Purdue) Amazon.com Wishlist AIM/iChat: foresmac -- Blogger Profile Myspace Profile Facebook Profile (Purdue) -- About me Name: Chris Foresman Location: Lafayette, Indiana, United States “I’m just looking for a thrill, something to ease my will. You may not realize when it's done or why but it may be the best thing.” Site Links Superparamagnetic Effect Photo Galleries Résumé Multipurpose Records Additive Theory Previous Posts MA 265 Grade Crazy night met by crazy morning Friday Random Ten Class is over for now... Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Friday Random Ten Geek Movie News New band photos up John Finnegan Friday Random Ten Brought to you by
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Heroes Groups: ATLANTA ROCKS! , 77 - Viva Le RocKKKnroll , BIRMINGHAM PUNK , S.H.A.R.P. , Street Anthem Records , ny rel-x fans enter here! , We <3 Routine Getaway , Tattooed Singles View All Rev. Mike from Pabstland's Groups Rev. Mike from Pabstland's Details Status: Single Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking Orientation: Straight Hometown: Is this like where your from (or where you live) Body Type: 5' 11"/Average Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Sign: Aquarius Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes Children: Someday Education: Grad / professional school Occupation: Pbr Drinker Income: Less than $30,000 Rev. Mike from Pabstland's Schools University Of Montevallo Montevallo,Alabama Student Status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Political Science Minor: Art History Clubs: DOUBLE CLUTCH ALLSTAR From 2002 to 2003 Troy State University-Montgomery Montgomery,Alabama Student Status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Political Science Minor: History From 2000 to 2002 Mississippi State University Mississippi State,Mississippi Student Status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Political Science Minor: History Clubs: Ha get it! From 1997 to 1998 Lee High School Montgomery,Alabama Grad Year: 1995 Student Status: Alumni From 1992 to 1995 Rev. Mike from Pabstland's Companies , US Sadomasochist, Lobotomised Rev. Mike from Pabstland is in your extended network Rev. Mike from Pabstland's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] This weather and other nonsense ( view more ) For hours ( view more ) Downfall ( view more ) New Year's Resolution ( view more ) what a night ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] Rev. Mike from Pabstland's Blurbs About me: Lets see about me. I'm 28, I drink massive's amounts of Beer and Whiskey. Ok that's i about it. This motherfucker are always the hard one's to figure out what to put down. I like going out to Shows Lets see what else. Hummm Beer (check), shows (check). Well I guess that's about it. Okbye.... DirtySouthSkunk.. Pabstpunk77Yahoo: dirtysouthpabstdrinker I edited my profile with Thomasâ?? Myspace Editor V3.6 ! Who I'd like to meet: Punks and Skins, Musicians Rudie. punk girls, Rockers, Anyone who will share their booze with me. You maybe! Rev. Mike from Pabstland's Friend Space Rev. Mike from Pabstland has 378 friends. miss conduct Adam Pabst Blue Ribbon Glamour Shots Justin A. Blackburn Honky Lips nitalia STEWNAMI View All of Rev. Mike from Pabstland's Friends Rev. Mike from Pabstland'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 235 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) When did we fucking stop for icecream? Jan 11, 2006 12:23 PM what's up homie? -Rudie Riot Stefania Jan 10, 2006 01:45 PM Dude, I seriously wanna play that bingo game. Eleanor Jan 10, 2006 12:14 AM When you gonna invite me? Lucky Bastard Jan 9, 2006 12:08 PM yes its windy and very very cold.... this is fuckin retarded. slainte Quinn single-serving-friend Jan 8, 2006 08:36 PM im back from tampa negroso holla at me Adam Jan 8, 2006 03:24 PM mike what are you doing to justin Whit Jan 6, 2006 12:05 PM TOday Mike......... the word is Fuck Ya!!!!!!!!! miss conduct Jan 6, 2006 07:11 AM we are totally goin' to see the hank williams museum!!!!!!! some guy w/ no teeth wanted to make out w/ me.....ewwwwwwww! miss conduct Jan 4, 2006 01:53 PM you know you want to touch me now!!! ch me now!!! miss conduct Jan 4, 2006 11:07 AM what up sucka? i'm child sittin' tonight, i won't be home till late, so might as well not call. talk to you soon. The Hounds Jan 2, 2006 09:27 AM SHISA Jan 1, 2006 09:17 PM HEY MICKEY! Rockin' Angel Dec 31, 2005 04:58 PM *-_ Jezi _-* Dec 31, 2005 02:02 PM miss conduct Dec 30, 2005 08:49 AM i'm tellin' ya right now, it's all a fucking blur and i don't know what time it is, but, i am still wasted!!!!!! fuck yes!!!!! miss conduct Dec 28, 2005 05:00 PM i ain't drunk, i just been drinkin'!!! Shit talkin' SHANKIE Dec 25, 2005 08:47 PM merry christmas!! KYLE MCNASTY Dec 25, 2005 08:47 PM howdy how was x-mas? well i don't know what else to say b/c i don't know you but anywho comment back if you wanna later.com, kyle 4OB Dec 25, 2005 06:44 PM From all of us in 4OB to all of you at Pabst, etc.......FUCK THE VANDALS!!!!! FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA THANKS FOR NUTHIN'.................. Let's just celebrate Festivus instead Megan Dec 25, 2005 04:06 PM Merrrry Xmas to you too! Eleanor Dec 25, 2005 01:36 PM Not quite as graphic as yours, but... Gnatty Dec 25, 2005 10:58 AM merry christmas to you too mike. hope it's a good one for you meat Dec 25, 2005 10:52 AM MERRY CHRISTMAS BIATCH! The Skuds Dec 25, 2005 09:31 AM Jenn Dec 25, 2005 07:54 AM Happy Christmas AND I hope you have a awsome NEW YEAR! ~~hannah banana~~ Dec 25, 2005 02:43 AM SHISA Dec 24, 2005 07:48 PM muchos gracias for sending me the link for those pics! they did turn out quite well, if i do say so myself! merry christmas MICKEY! Matt Matson Dec 24, 2005 07:42 PM thanks for the christmas comment! Roxy Moron Got Britishly Invaded. Dec 24, 2005 06:43 PM Well, that was just purtyful. Thanks. Happy Merry New Holiday Year to you too :P *~StOrMy~* Dec 24, 2005 06:42 PM Merry Kiss-Mouse baybay! erin Dec 24, 2005 05:10 PM LMAO.... THANKS MAN. duncan disorderly Dec 24, 2005 04:25 PM oi! whats up mike its been a while we gotta set shit up soon miss conduct Dec 21, 2005 07:08 PM miss conduct Dec 21, 2005 12:18 PM what up sucka? hope yer holiday is fuckin' merry! Rockin' Angel Dec 21, 2005 06:26 AM Lucky Bastard Dec 20, 2005 03:58 PM Jinxy DV-8 Dec 19, 2005 09:31 PM Happy Holidays! sara Dec 18, 2005 04:28 PM merry x-mas to ya there mike sorry i didn;t get ya message about thanksgiving there until recently lol im a little late but yeah merry x-mas and shit hope to see ya out at HOTD on new years! SHISA Dec 15, 2005 03:07 PM you're soooo emo.... whaaaaaaah! my hair is too short, doncha think? umm carbs! Toxic Shock Stenciling Company Dec 15, 2005 05:52 AM Hey! Thanks for adding us! Melinda Dec 14, 2005 07:29 PM Stefania Dec 14, 2005 10:45 AM I think we should trade jackets next time. SHISA Dec 13, 2005 11:58 PM SHISA Dec 13, 2005 11:16 PM Nightfall Dec 13, 2005 06:16 AM Hey Mike, get a hold of me sometime. You still planning a trip to this area sometime? Justin A. Blackburn Dec 13, 2005 03:04 AM You've been tagged sucka! Justin ShinyPinkRobot Dec 12, 2005 08:34 PM I could barely understand what you were saying in your voicemail, but I will be calling you back tomorrow early afternoon ;-) Hope you feel better! xoxo STEWNAMI Dec 12, 2005 08:26 PM you old cohort you!!! been on the bottle since you fuckers left. i hope to see yer azz on saturday. Luther says hello. bring it home...Now!!!! Melanie Dec 11, 2005 11:01 PM Rockin' Angel Dec 11, 2005 01:23 PM PBR + "give "em the boot" ( all 4 volumes consecutively) = total paralysis Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.