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Supr.c.ilio.us: The Blog » MySpace Getting Tribe Envy? Supr.c.ilio.us: The Blog Snark 2.0 -- Richard MacManus Home more stuff Proud Member Of Get In Touch Got a comment? Know of a snark that fell through the cracks? Wanna do a guest post? Punch that monkey and let us know! Keep In Touch Subscribe to Supr.c.ilio.us: The Feed. All your friends do it! Best EVAR! Idiom of the Day: Flickr Of Unique Content, Unique License Word of the Day: Attention The Long Tail of Camps Best Way to Get on Memeorandum, Redux -- Shirt of the Week Need some snark to fill up that offline void? Supr.c.ilio.us Shirt of the Week is here for you! My other shirt is from threadless Are you jealous of all the cool kids on your free blog host service? Do you think they all whisper about you behind your back? Get this T-shirt and you can be sure they'll be whispering because now they know; your other T-shirt is waaay cool. More swag? Check out Shirt of the Week Archives! -- Your Ad Here « We still know how to rock One in Five » MySpace Getting Tribe Envy? Posted by Eran on 23/12/2005 @ 18:38 Filed under: Too Silly for Supr.c.ilio.us We’ve all heard about tribe ’s recent spat with 2257 and irate users . Now it seems that instead of learning from tribe’s experience, MySpace is trying to emulate them. Barb writes : it appears that MySpace is blocking YouTube , not just embedded videos but all YouTube URLs and even any references to the YouTube service. Apparently MySpace hasn’t responded to any inquiries from YouTube staff or MySpace users who also use YouTube. Considering the overwhelming amount of strange and random multimedia crap I have seen embedded into MySpace profiles, I find this a little odd. Anybody know what’s up? Yeah, what’s up MySpace? Is it not enough that you denied your users of the Samy’s heroics ? How will they enjoy all this fantastic user-generated content ? 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Youtube […] nicole 03 Jan 2006 @ 15:43 the same thing is happening with revver.com (a site for uploading/downloading video). in the past, i have been able to leave video thumbnails as comments and entries in a blog on myspace. however, when i returned from vacation, i was not able to do this anymore. furthermore, when i sent a message to my friend via myspace, the phrase revver.com was replaced with an ellipse! i find this unbelievable! meme 03 Jan 2006 @ 17:40 hey wats this site about ??????????? Eran 03 Jan 2006 @ 20:36 @meme Spelling. michelle 04 Jan 2006 @ 13:58 But does anyone really care? Eran 04 Jan 2006 @ 14:01 @michelle No one over the age of 18 (that’s when they switch to the facebook). makisha 04 Jan 2006 @ 17:29 this is important. myspace is supposed to be a personal forum! now it’s owned by some corporation and it’s being sensored! the beauty of it has been ruined. and don’t they know they are turning people off of myspace. by preventing people from presenting videos from the sites of thier choice, such as revver.com and youtube, they are forcing people to find a place that allows them the freedom to choose for themselves. better wise up myspace or you’re going to loose a good portion of your subscribers. whyismyspacesuckingsomuch 06 Jan 2006 @ 15:18 makisha is right..I’ve been putting my short films on revver and whose Foxnews to say which service that I can us to share them with my friends!! Are they really censoring even the name of the companys?? 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Not another newspaper whore from our page 23, but a whore picked from an open-air market. So hold on to your latex gloves, folks, cuz I'm a-gonna take you back to March 8th, that magical, enchanting holiday celebrating the mystery and gift of Women. Before we go there I want to take this opportunity to make an aside. Thank God there is no Women's Day holiday in America. I can imagine the layers of irony and suppressed desperation that such a holiday would bring out. The whole inter-gender sickness would gurgle out of the social sewer grill every year on cue: "Oh, I'm sooooo happy you're celebrating me. Tchya, as if." "This holiday is so sexist, you know? No, just kidding! I don't really give a shit about some stupid holiday, you know? I'm not into that whole PC thing?" "No, really, it's okay. Forget it, you know? It's not the holiday that I care about, it's just...forget it, nothing." But why do I torture us both, readers, with horrible reminders of the Repression? We're not in America. Let's move on with our lives. In Russia it's impossible to avoid Women's Day. I used to do the gentlemanly thing and call all the women in my life to wish them all the usual: chlamydia, breast cancer, cellulite... This year I was going for a clean slate. No phone calls. No women. Just a whore. Rudnitsky and I called a taxi at about 9:30 p.m. on Women's Day evening. I instructed the driver to take us to the nocturnal whore colonies that come out to feed on that block of Leninsky Prospekt between Oktyabrskaya metro and Gagarin Ploschad. "Going for sluts?" the burly driver asked. "Yes." The mission cheered our driver up - I always expect Russian taxi drivers to get nationalistic and protective over their womenfolk when I ask them to take me to whore markets, but the opposite is always true: they look at you as a real bloke and often go the extra mile for you. "I don't think you'll find anything on Leninsky now," he suggested. "We should go to the Moskva." 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Suddenly it was like that scene from the keystone cops: about thirty girls piled out impossibly from cars that should only hold a total of five, then lined up in a semi-circle before our headlights like trained dogs, or like slaves on an auction block. One girl looked enticing: a shy, extremely thin village girl with a big head, big eyes and a terrible hairdo. The problem was she looked too young and skittish. To get the whore-r story for this issue, I needed an older girl who'd been through the hard knocks, a girl with tales to tell. The rest of the 100-dollar line-up looked like something out of the Star Wars bar scene. "Let's see the 150's," I told the mamochka. She shooed the 100 girls back into the sardine pack. Would they be punished, ruined, hurt by the rejection? One should be horrified by the thought, yet for some reason, one got rather aroused. The 150s weren't much better. I chose a tall girl with long black hair and exotic Cossack eyes. Her red vinyl boots went up to her knees. Her name was Alla and she came from Kiev. Rudnitsky seemed to like her and I was wasted enough to listen to him. She must have some interesting whore-r stories to share. When I brought her to my apartment I asked her about the expected upcoming war in Iraq. "Do you think America has gone crazy?" I asked. "Do you think we're aggressive and arrogant, or do you think we have the right to take out Saddam Hussein?" "It is necessary to get rid of him," she said matter-of-factly. "So you support Bush and America?" "Of course," she said. "Hussein is terrible. Who needs people like that in the world?" "But most Russians think that America has gone crazy, turned aggressive." "Get rid of those people too." "Get rid of the Russians who oppose America's war?" "Of course, get rid of them. They complain about everything. They're not civilized." The only thing more exciting than a cute girl who advocates war and concentration camps is when said chick is a whore you've just purchased for the next several hours. On International Women's Day! But the joke was on me. After this auspicious opening, it was all downhill with Alla. She didn't want to drink. She had a bad attitude. When a whore doesn't drink, usually it means she's got a bad attitude. "When did you come out to Moscow?" I asked. "In December." "Did you work as a prostitute in Kiev as well?" "No." "So why did you come to Moscow?" "Work." "Is it better here than in Kiev?" "More money." "Do you miss Kiev?" "Yes." "You're not married?" "No." "How did you find out about the work here?" "A friend in Kiev who worked here told me about it." "Why did you need the money?" I asked. "It's personal. It's not pleasant. Has to do with Kiev." "Do you have a baby?" "No. I take care of my mother and younger sister. It's not pleasant." "Where's your father?" I asked. "I haven't seen him since I was six. Do I have to keep answering? Enough!" I'm starting to think, there's a pattern here when it comes to fathers and Warsaw Pact whores. I've always known that if I ever had children, I'd flee. The guilt would kill me, I can't lie. So the best thing is to not have a child, period. No child, no problem. But what if I had a child, a daughter, and I fled, and my abandoned daughter bloomed into a whore? Wouldn't that be a good thing, bringing joy to the lives of so many empty, exhausted, pathetic men incapable of love or intimacy? Shouldn't I feel pride, rather than guilt, if my daughter became a whore? Of course! Folks, I'm throwing out my condoms tomorrow. Delinquent fatherhood, here I come! Alla wanted to speed things up. She took her whore's bath and lay on my bed. She blew me with a condom. I barely felt it. We had sex. I don't remember much. I was as high as space shuttle dust, and my voice sounded like Froggy's, which made my interrogation of her difficult. Her body was thin and she had an advanced case of squishy whore flesh. She was 23, almost middle-aged by whore standards. She didn't need to do the swipe: her snapper was unusually moist for a prostitute. Which prompted me to ask her if she liked her job. She scowled. "Are you joking? I do it just for money. Who doesn't?" I groggily thought, "Geez, you could at least lie, Alla." I was too high to cum. I punished her for a good half hour or more, until she went dry. Then punished her some more. I thought about the holiday, the flower vendors charging double-price to the idiots, the grotesque TV shows. I thought about nothing. I thought about how long I'd be doing this. I tried to fuck her hard from behind but we weren't even generating hate sparks. I finally pooped out. It ended in a stalemate. All I really wanted was to be alone. 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