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www.myspace.com/sabrosapurr MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup Sabrosa Purr Alternative / Indie / Rock "Debut E.P. available at www.SabrosaPurr.com" , United States Profile Views: 20110 Last Login: 01/11/2006 View more pics Contacting Sabrosa Purr MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/sabrosapurr Sabrosa Purr General Info Member Since May 11, 2004 Band Website SabrosaPurr.com Band Members Will Love-Guitar/Lead vocals,Jacob Thompson-Drums,Jeff Mendel-Guitar. Influences The itch in the back of my throat.The voices in my head.The things I've left behind.www.MySpace.com/MissMaviswww.MySpace.com/PedestrianMusicwww.MySpace.com/Devicswww.JonneineZapata.comwww.MySpace.com/Cheemwww.MySpace.com/CoolDryPlace Sounds Like Nirvana meets Sigur Ros. But everyone keeps saying Pink Floyd, so what the hell do I know?Here's a review from http://www.onetimesone.com/music-reviews/sabrosa-purr-music-from.phpSabrosa Purr Music From The Violet Room What exactly is this? No matter how many times I listen to Sabrosa Purr, I still cant put my finger on it. The only word that really, truly applies is "moody," so thatll be used with great frequency in this review. Track listing: 01 Nous sommes... 02 Sabrosa Purr, Pt. 1 03 ...by the water 04 The Lovely People 05 All the leaves... 06 God Damn You 07 Pink 08 Liars, Petty Thieves and Pets But the music? The genre? Classifying Sabrosa Purr is harder than liking the Bravery, but lets give it a try. Smashing Pumpkins + Nirvana + Led Zeppelin + a dash of insanity. Well, thats as close as you can get. Because Sabrosa Purr are the most mystifying, bizarre, and intriguing band youll hear for a long while. They can swing from tender folk to bombastic metal at the drop of a hat, and it never seems forced or contrived. The simple answer is that this is a band that loves music, and loves so much of it that they cant be bothered to choose just one style. How rebellious, how bold. Music From the Violet Room is just an 8-song EP, but it packs more heart, soul, and balls than most full-length releases. Opener Nous Sommes perhaps explains the mystery of Sabrosa Purr best. Instead of a thrilling, pounding song to start us off, it begins with an eerie voice whispering in French Fermez vos yeux. Voyez-vous? [Close your eyes. Do you see?], with no music to speak of. Clearly eccentric is just the tip of the iceberg. Just when you expected a pretentious odyssey into the depths of the Gaelic mind, in comes Sabrosa Purr, Pt. 1, a gloriously trippy exercise in mournful chic. Perhaps this is where those troublesome Pink Floyd comparisons come in, because this is decidedly music to space out to. As vocalist Will Love murmurs Id like to touch her hair, the music floats and hangs in the room like smoke, infusing any substances that touch it with a glamorously moody elegance. Sabrosa Purr, Pt. 1 is so delicate, so calm that By the Water simply blows it away. By the Water, summoning all the Nirvana charm it can manage, makes lyrics like My best friend since Im 13/Living through the magazines seem like a powerful, wounded cry. And then, the one-two-punch of that chorus, a screaming, strained shriek before slipping into calmness again. Like the Pixies, it switches from loud to soft and back again before you know whats hit you. If there was any justice, The Lovely People would be electrifying iPods everywhere. Opening with a monstrously catchy guitar riff, it spawns a new genre: Rock twang punk-metal. Which hopefully will take off any day now. Oh no, I can see you! Love intones as guitarist Jeff Mendel creates an instantly hummable melody. Queens of the Stone Age would kill to be this cool. And like any good prog-metal-indie-punk album, there must be one gently strummed folk tune. At least, All the Leaves would come off as that, if not for Loves Robert Plant vocals, which can take even the quietest of tunes and imbue them with a subtle malice. The same vocals come in again with God Damn You, slight throwaway in the hair-metal vein that just doesnt have the edge. Even ending with a squall of guitars cant give it the oomph flooding the rest of the EP. Pink would make the Floyd themselves show a little respect, with its moody (yes, again), languid charm. With indiscernible lyrics blocked by guitar chords, Pink has all the quiet glamour of drug-filled evenings in the suburbs, and hisses with restrained energy. Music from the Violet Room closes with Liars, Pretty Thieves and Pets, much like All the Leaves but with a more acoustic, looser folk feel. Lyrics like Sunlight makes nothing rightCant rely on honesty of friends make Sabrosa Purr seem so much older and world-weary than boys this young should be. But even if the sentiments are forced the music is brilliant. So, whats the evidence? Prog vocals, metal guitars, indie aesthetic? The result is simply the wonderful, mind bogglingly unique Sabrosa Purr, so dont even try explaining it. -Emily Tartanella 01/03/06 Record Label www.DangerbirdRecords.com Type of Label Indie Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Jan 20 2006 8:00P Molly Malone's Los Angeles, CA Sabrosa Purr's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] Chewy little bugs... ( view more ) Our E.P. is now availalble from our official website... ( view more ) Tour with Rev Smile and Last Amanda ( view more ) Review of October 5th Silverlake Lounge show... ( view more ) Address your messages to Will, Jacob or Jeff... ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Sabrosa Purr Sabrosa Purr's Friend Space Sabrosa Purr has 2621 friends. Mavis Liz Alejandra Sinde Auf der Maur CHEEM .razorblade kiss. ve View All of Sabrosa Purr's Friends Sabrosa Purr'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 434 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Sammi Morelli Jan 11, 2006 01:53 PM THANKS you guys for letting me rave about your music on my TouqueHooligan show on scrubradio!! You guys ROCK!! bravissimo Alessandra Jan 11, 2006 07:46 AM Hey I got your cd today! yayy Moving Picture Show Jan 10, 2006 10:54 AM Fellas happy new year! I hope you guys all had fantabulous holidays full of mystery and intrigue. Man I think it's safe to say from the comments that the ladies still love you in the '06! hehehe See you soon, Matt Lydia Jan 9, 2006 12:27 PM amazing music as always..much love to u guys, especially jacob :) ♥ Diamonds&Pollen Jan 6, 2006 01:35 PM word of the day:excruciating randomness of the day: pain killers and ice cream don't mix well. and it makes you vomit. just so you know. Don't do it. mmhmm. I like crushing pills. BUT not as much as i like you guys. like summer in the spring, Dorothy virginia louisa maria carlotta polka-dot olivia thomas petey victoria josephina Martin SUZE Jan 5, 2006 06:54 PM i miss you guys! when ya gonna play ... when ya gonna play? happy 2006! i wish you all the luck this year! luv, suze WonderGround Jan 3, 2006 03:27 PM Greetings fellas. Pickin up stix in 2006. Taylor Jan 3, 2006 02:47 PM i am DYING for you guys to come to atlanta! lol Diamonds&Pollen Jan 3, 2006 10:58 AM So I finally got around to making The Lovely People my profile song. YAY! I adore you guys! CaeSoNia Jan 2, 2006 12:33 AM happy new year!!! && i heart your music.o.o.o.o Let Me Dress You Up Jan 1, 2006 10:23 PM Happy New Year guys! When are you kiddies gonna start playin some shows? ~Christy Diamonds&Pollen Jan 1, 2006 11:04 AM HAPPY NEEEEEEEEEEW YEAR! *i wished you one early...and one late* I adore you all. Like A Violent Storm During A Forest Fire, Devilsih Dotty Coralie Jan 1, 2006 05:44 AM My very best to Sabrosa Purr for the new year! I wish you some great, amazing and exciting moments in 2006 I hope youll have a fantastic one! Un grand MERCI pour la musique! Coralie. .razorblade kiss. Dec 31, 2005 02:01 PM HAPPY NEW YEAR Punkinhead Dec 31, 2005 01:06 PM Hey guys! I just wanted to wish you all a wonderful New Year! CoUrT-kNeE Dec 31, 2005 12:35 PM Chasing Euphony Dec 31, 2005 08:09 AM Happy New Year Boys! Candi Dec 30, 2005 02:54 PM CoUrT-kNeE Dec 30, 2005 04:37 AM hey guys whats up? *CoUrT* .razorblade kiss. Dec 29, 2005 07:25 PM im back miss me much? xx [ k ! k ! ] Dec 29, 2005 04:53 PM you guys' music is magicallllll ♥ Joni Dec 29, 2005 04:50 AM Hey guys, how was your Christmas? Hope your all doing well, keeping it real, & still kicking some ass! Have a rockin New Year! Pj Dec 28, 2005 08:35 PM Only one thing that i wish for every Purr HAPPY Dec 26, 2005 07:48 PM i finally heard pink and i love it!!!! i put it on my i pod. haha :) HeavensDust Dec 25, 2005 12:45 AM Thanks for being our myspace friend! Wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year from JAPAN!!! Shin www.heavensdust.com kiss Angi Dec 24, 2005 10:35 PM ♥ Been good for X-mas, gentlemen? XOXO ~Marcie~ Dec 24, 2005 01:42 PM Life is ours... Dec 24, 2005 10:36 AM christmas images Diamonds&Pollen Dec 24, 2005 05:31 AM wishing you a merry christmas, happy new year, and all that shit Tag Your Dead Dec 23, 2005 07:01 PM Happy Holidays... Sinde Dec 23, 2005 06:55 PM hey guys, just stopping by to show some love to my favorite rockstars. have a great weekend and see you soon. s. CoUrT-kNeE Dec 22, 2005 11:00 PM °o.OPoUpInEtTeO.o° Dec 21, 2005 05:44 PM Bleeding Through Veins Dec 21, 2005 05:22 PM Hey Love The Music!!! Rock On!! Out of town to see FFTL :) Be back next week! Dec 21, 2005 12:39 PM Merry Christmas! DaNi Diamonds&Pollen Dec 21, 2005 07:26 AM Burn, procelain flesh. Burn tender skin. Innocent China Dolls murder infected Barbie sluts. Innocent China Dolls with skin whiter than milk. Burn til their skin is as black as your souls. Beautiful barbie hos give into temptation. Walk blindly into the trap. Let curiosity control. China dolls get the matches. Go porcelain arsonists, go! Burn, porcelain flesh. Burn, tender skin. Massacre. Massochistic. Massosoit. Massochistic Massacre. Narcotic induced tragedy. Smiting the ill-destined. Snicker behind their backs. Ravage, destroy, plunder, paralyze, annihilate. Burn, porcelain flesh. Burn, tender skin. Serial Killer innocence, white and Pure. Blood spatters on satin bows and lace.Darkness on milky porcelain face. poetry to read by your fireplaces ;) Andree-Anne Dec 20, 2005 11:12 PM All the best to you! MoNiCa Dec 20, 2005 09:40 PM More live shows please As of Now Dec 20, 2005 12:50 PM thanks for the add/support. we'll be getting some music up soon. so keep in touch! ♥ Britt (as of now) Dec 20, 2005 07:51 AM dear will, jacob, and jeff, you are my heroes love jazy :) ps:whats up It Started Out With A Kiss<3 Dec 20, 2005 01:45 AM why hello MY WEIRDNESS WILL!! hehe lol...yea hey its me laura yea just in case u dont remember me yea so how r u?...and ur guys??..... well i hope u milked a cow yet yea its kinda cool hehe so whats up with u and ur band?? comment me back kk Laura Dec 19, 2005 07:42 PM Hey sexy boys! Sounds like you're doing very well for yourselves! Kewl, kewl, kewl! Well, have an awesome Holiday Season! Take Good Care! Ciao!! stephanie Dec 19, 2005 06:22 PM oh man you guys dont get enough comments that you deserve. sabrosa purr has to be the next best thing since slice bread. will dont forget to come to lameville. ill be waiting =) take care fellahs. llamallamallama Dec 19, 2005 05:58 PM Diamonds&Pollen Dec 19, 2005 04:07 PM NO MORE STRESS!!! I think I passed all exams. Tis good in this crack-whore, methlab neighborhood! Chewy bugs indeed. Quote for you: "Their pride is as a shadow in the looking glass." The Testament of Job.woah. deep. Meth is DEATH, ..d..o..r..o..t..h..y.. Joni Dec 19, 2005 05:21 AM "If one night A fat man comes And stuffs you in a bag ... do not freak!!! I told that Old Saint Nick I wanted you for Christmas! Haha, send this to everybody you consider a friend. If you get this back, you are loved -- BiGTiME!" Diamonds&Pollen Dec 18, 2005 10:04 PM gah. sleep. needed. hate. exams. hate. children.hate. boys. love. sabrosa purr (even though you are all boys). gah. stress. gah.blurry. meep.christmas. yay. giving all those stupid kids presents tomorrow. GROOOOAR...I'm a dinosaur... i think i should sleep now i hope you enjoy this...or at least are able to understand like one word of it. Like an insomniac on crack, Devilish Dotty .razorblade kiss. Dec 16, 2005 09:50 AM hey... sabrosa purr=loves of my life just showing some love guys :-) xo jazy (the coolest girl ever) Michelle Dec 14, 2005 07:35 PM Diamonds&Pollen Dec 14, 2005 06:28 PM Ten Things You Should Know:::: 1) You guys make me giggle 2)You guys make me smile 3)I'm so tired I won't remember posting this 4) I can't wait until I go to New York 5) I really don't like writing papers about duckweed for environmental science 6)My cellphone is about to die 7) I'm going to shows one half of my weekend 8) I'm working the other half 9)boys are pretty..and girls too. 10) I like cheesecake. Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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eXile - Issue #185 - Whore-R Stories - The Coal Miner's Daughter - By Mark Ames Moscow-based alternativenewspaper Search the eXile All Issues This Issue This Author This Column | Advanced Search... Email thousands of beautiful Russian Ladies! Home | Archive | Club Guide | Restaurant Guide | Songs | Field Guide To Moscow | Political Trading Cards | About Us Browse Column (19) Previous (12) Next (6) The Coal Miner's Daughter By Mark Ames ( editor at exile ru ) Browse Author (147) Previous (101) Next (44) I went to two parties and two nightclubs over the weekend, and the whole time I don't think I talked to a single woman. Or if I did, I don't remember it. That's because I had about as much lust in me as a box of fax paper. As Sunday night wore on and I was supposed to get started on this issue, I started to feel the first little jolts of lust shocking my loins. It always happens this way when I have a lot of work to do, and I've let that work fester without treating it. 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When she arrived at the door, I could see why the dezhurnaya was a little more gruff than normal. My whore was accompanied by a thug who looked like something right out of a Dorozhny Patrul jail line-up: he was thick, about six feet tall, in a black leather coat, black pants, and one of those black leather ski caps with the black cloth rim, and thick flat-toed shoes. I caught it all in one glance because I've seen these "collectors" join their whores about 20% of the time, and they all look and dress alike. As per their orders, I paid the "courier," the guy whose job it was to collect the cash. I closed the door and he left. Lara didn't look a whole lot like her photo, but as I've said many times, we're talking about used cars here, folks. They always look a lot cleaner and shinier in the photo than they do in person. Lara had dyed her hair black, and that made her face seem much harsher than in the photo. 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I'm from Lugansk myself." "I know Lugansk, but I haven't been there." "There's nothing in Lugansk," she said. "It's dead. We have miners. They don't get paid. They work. They die. The state steals everything from them. But they keep working and keep dying. It's an awful place. Everything in Ukraine is awful. It's the worst governed state in the world." "Are there a lot of beautiful girls like you there?" I asked, flattering her. She wasn't beautiful, although she did have energy and that softened her hard face somewhat. "No, all the beautiful girls left Lugansk. Like me -- we're all gone!" "How did you get to Moscow?" "I took a train. See -- let me go back. I was a student. Well, I never studied. I was a bad student. I wanted to become a hair stylist, but I didn't do it. I was too wild, I couldn't sit still! I was also a sportsman. I did kickboxing until two years ago. I still know it." "Have you ever had to use kickboxing?" "For this...job?" she asked. Her face grew suddenly dour. "Yes, it's...let's say it helped me. I'd rather not remember it, okay? Do you mind if I smoke?" "Go ahead. So when did you lose your virginity?" "I was sixteen. I heard that if you waited longer, it would only hurt more and more. So I got it out of the way. I was stupid. Well, anyway I met a guy. We fell in love -- I did anyway. He said all sorts of things to me. Then I had a baby. And he went into the army. Left me. Never came back. Bastard. I'll never trust a man again. They're all traitors, you know." "So are women," I said. "Everyone's a traitor," she said, but without bitterness, in fact almost cheerfully. "They're all bastards and traitors, what can you do? So anyway, I had my child. I worked different jobs. I took a job at a carwash. That was my last big job in Lugansk. Some dyadya there, a client, told me I could do...this kind of work there. I didn't, but I came here on a train and it was easy to find this type of work. I didn't come here expecting it. I was hoping to get a job selling cosmetics, anything, but that didn't work so a girl I met told me about this agency, and well, this is what I'm doing for now. But my contract ends in a few weeks." "You have to sign a contract?" I asked. "That's how it works. Three months at a time. I've been doing it for, well, this will be four months. Then I'll quit. I send money back to my family in Lugansk." "You have family?" "I have an older sister and a younger brother. He's eleven. And my baby of course. My mother died. She died last year of cancer. It was horrible, and now we really need the money." "Your father?" I asked. It usually comes down to the father. "He's alive. He lives with a woman. He has another family." "How do you send the cash to Lugansk?" "I give cash to the train conductor here in Moscow, give him a cut, and he takes it down, and someone meets him in Lugansk and takes the cash. Otherwise it'd take forever, if I used Sberbank." "Aren't you afraid the conductor will steal the cash?" I asked. She laughed. "Hasn't happened yet. But I guess it could happen. You know, it's so nice to just talk with you. Usually I show up to a client's, and right away, he wants to...he just takes me and we have sex, then he throws me out. But with you I'm much more comfortable, just talking. I like this! What about you? Where are you from?" "California." "Oh, California! California! Why are you here? Everyone wants to get out of here and go to California!" "It's more interesting here." "Yes, ekstremalno," she said. "Extreme in Moscow. Terrorism in the metro. Terrorism at concerts. That's what you like?" "We have terrorism too, if you remember," I noted. She laughed. "Yes, I remember. The sad thing is that there's no terrorism in Ukraine. Nobody cares about Ukraine. It's not even worthy of a terror act because there's nothing anyone wants from Ukraine." She laughed and shook her head. As we talked, we drank tequila with grapefruit juice. I made hers strong, and she enjoyed each cocktail, drinking more than most whores drink. "I like three things. Fruit, cigarettes and alcohol," she told me, stealing a banana. After getting half-undressed in my kitchen, we took our act to my bedroom. She didn't shower -- I guess she was getting too drunk. But that was a shame because her vagina had that end-of-the-tour-of-duty odor to it, the butt grease odor that worn-in whores get. It spoiled an otherwise cheerful night. Her breasts were small and not too squishy. Her ass was also small, and though squishy, it fit into my hand. She rolled some kind of super-small, ridiculous Soviet condom onto my unit and started to blow me, but we had to take the thing off and put on a Durex. I was kind of hoping I'd get a condomless blowjob, but I wasn't forceful with her. I'd enjoyed her company, and the power I had over her time with me, too much to spoil it with a change in the tempo. She wanted to fuck. "I can't wait," she said. She rolled onto her back, but I pulled her on top of me and told her to sit on me. Her vagina was wet and tight enough that I didn't feel like I was getting the old "hot dog in a hallway" snapper that every john dreads. She didn't need to lube with a whore swipe. Lara was really enjoying herself on top of me, or at least faking pretty convincingly that she was. Her pleasure was rooted in believing that I was interested in her stories about herself, which I was, slightly. I was trying to feel some kind of genuine interest or make some connection, or trying to feel like I should try to make a connection, but it was all fake and all internalized -- trying to conjure up genuine interest in Lara's story was contrived in a ridiculous way, like faking my own orgasm while masturbating. My aunt once said to me, while pointing to her baby grandson, "They're nothing to me until they're at least four or five years old." That's sort of how I feel about humans: they're nothing to me until I've clocked so many hours with them, a lot of hours, hours usually spaced over a matter of years. Lara pulled me on top of her and pulled her legs back. I felt like I was going to cum too quickly and I didn't want to, so I slowed it up. "Come on!" she said. "I want it. Let's go, come on!" I started to go, but all the lust that had been missing suddenly caught up with me. So I rolled over again and pulled her on top of me. This time she wouldn't wait. She started to piston-fuck me, so I figured the hell with it, I was paying, who am I trying to impress? I grabbed her small ass and used it like a giant block of sandpaper to sand down my whole pelvic region. Suddenly I exploded, and she made sounds as if she did too. I don't know -- of all the ego things, getting a whore off is just not something that makes me feel like more of a man. I'm not sure how much she faked it, both for my sake and for hers, but when she fell on top of me her heart was beating as hard and fast as a mongoose's. But the best part of our evening was to come when she rolled onto her back. After a few deep breaths she asked me what time it was. Already after two in the morning. "Oh. It's already time for me to go," she said. "I should get ready to leave." She wrote down her phone number, but as soon as she handed it to me I knew I wouldn't call her. She deserves at least a pozdravlenie on Women's Day. But I know I won't do it. Which makes me just another traitor in her life. Issue In #185 04 Mar 04 (1 year, 10 months old) Also in this Issue The Ugly Truth Feature Story byMarkAmes Moscow's girls have become uglier, and are getting increasingly ugly every year. If Moscow is no longer a haven of lust, then what is the point of living here?... In Brief In Brief US-German Thaw... Forbes List of Whores... Fradkov Mania!... Bonner for Putin?... 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