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.derkilicious | MySpace - “Online Now” .derkilicious Blog The Dirt Wordpress Search « 30Gigs.com - A whole lot o’ email space | Home | links for 2005-10-10 » MySpace - “Online Now” Update 11/11: Part 1: MySpace DIV overlay [The base] A few months ago a friend of mine asked me to register for MySpace . I had never found a real use for social networking services [read MySpace & Friendster ]. Nonetheless, I gave in and registered to provide my friend with the sheer joy of adding another “friend” to her contact list. In one month I’ve managed to collect, hold your breath… 10 contacts! That’s right, 10! I guess you can say I choose my “online friends” wisely? It’s OK though. I’ve managed to customize my page with one main goal in mind: readability! Immediately after registering and editing my profile, I soon realized what a pain in the ass it was going to be to customize my profile. There was no way that I would leave my page as-is with the default MySpace eyesore. Surprisingly, I discovered that other MySpace users had managed to fuglify (f*ckin-uglify) the default layout even more. Aside from changing colors and fonts, there is really no other flexibility offered to users. We can hide certain sections of our profiles, but the overall structure must remain the same. Tim Bezinger’s MySpace profile (screenshot on ScreenSpire ) is something to strive for. I understand that everyone has their own personal preferences and tastes. I understand that what may not appeal to me, may just in fact appeal to someone else. I’m not going to judge individual profiles, I’m simply making a broad observation of the current problems I’ve witnessed on a few pages I’ve managed to navigate away from (without my browser crashing). Who in their right mind believes that transparent tables and divs with white text over bright background images looks good!? Who? Looks great and all if the user is hoping that their friends don’t mind squinting and rubbing their eyes after every two words. Couple that with scrolling marquees [of both letters and images] (I hate these with a passion), flashing text, pulsing titles, dancing smilies, and embedded videos / MP3’s which happen to stall / crash / freeze browsers before the pages even load. I feel lucky that I’ve even managed to get up and walk away from some of the pages I’ve seen. I swear, older users may risk experiencing an epileptic seizure of sorts if they view pages on MySpace. Services like MySpace do have their upsides. Unfortunately, I can’t say I’ve experienced any of them. One benefit of MySpace is that users are forced to expose themselves to HTML / CSS code. It’s obvious that most do not understand what they’re copying and pasting. Instead of reading through the classes and trying to make sense of what’s going on, most users copy and paste HTML / CSS directly into their profiles ignoring the fact that the end result could possibly blind readers (I’m not kidding. Since registering, I think my eyesight has worsened). A few font tags to dictate font size and style are fine. A few color changes to remove the default blue and white is fine. A few images here and there are fine. What isn’t fine is forcing “friends” to use their mouse cursor to highlight text in order to read entries. What isn’t fine is forcing “friends” to curve their necks into an unnatural position in order to differentiate text from background images. Most users think: “Hey! Look, I changed my background image to this cool tropical beach, added some scrolling text, and changed my font to this illegible curvy font that my “friends” will pull their hair out over while reading”. It’s all about individuality I guess? Oh and I’m not even going to rant about how ridiculously stressing it is to get the right classes. While my profile looks fine in Firefox, there are minor problems in IE. Considering IE is the more popular browser, it irks me knowing that my profile is somewhat broken in IE. There’s no denying that some pages are ridiculous to read. End rant. Tags: myspace , online , design , clutter -- Trackbacks & Pingbacks Joe “Ki” Bloom » Blog Archive » MySpace, can actually look nice..? pingbacked on October 24, 2005, 5:52 am .derkilicious » Blog Archive » New MySpace layout [WIP] pingbacked on October 29, 2005, 3:28 pm .derkilicious » Blog Archive » The english language continues to decline pingbacked on November 3, 2005, 4:24 pm Link Maverick » I Think This pingbacked on November 11, 2005, 2:04 am Gaijin in Tokyo » My “old” blog(s) pingbacked on November 13, 2005, 6:38 pm Comments 1 William says: Have you seen Tim Benzinger’s MySpace? http://www.myspace.com/timbenzinger Posted October 9, 2005, 11:50 am 2 .derek punsalan says: Well damn. Now that’s a MySpace layout to be proud of. Nice find. Posted October 9, 2005, 12:30 pm 3 mikey says: I totally agree with ya. There are way too many fucked up designs on myspace. Alot of these people think that any customization is a good customization. I’ve made one customization on my page. It doesn’t work on IE, and i don’t care. http://myspace.com/anothermikey Posted October 15, 2005, 8:12 am 4 Greg Brown says: Myspace is far too often an aggregate of eye-stabbing design sense. Xanga has the same problem, although the problem there is moreso with PeOpLe CaPiTaLiZiNg EvErY oThEr LeTtEr, which is mindbogglingly annoying to read (much less type). Posted October 15, 2005, 12:39 pm 5 .derek punsalan says: @Greg: I hate that! I hate the even shorter hand versions that some indivuals take the time to tap out. It is a lot more efficient to type like a sane person. I h8 how ppl typ lIk DIS. It mAk me wnt 2 kick dem dwn d stairs. I got that from transl8it . If the page is down Google / Yahoo search for transl8it and view the cached page. Posted October 15, 2005, 12:52 pm 6 Myles says: I agree with almost everything on here. From what I’ve seen, about 90% of all MySpace pages have the crappiest layouts around. Sometimes it’s not so much the layout’s though - it’s that the user has around 2-3 music video’s on their page, and they all use Windows Media Player and seem to all play automatically. Therefore, I’m not just wasting bandwidth, but my ears are burning from the crappy songs. I also agree with Derek that tAlkInG lIkE tHiS iSNT COol; it’s a pain to look at. MySpace is a great service, but people abuse it. Posted October 15, 2005, 8:43 pm 7 .derek punsalan says: I actually use adblock to block content from most of the more common music video servers. I admit I listen to some of the artists that users post on their profiles, but having the clips automatically open is a hinderance. If I happen to stumble on a profile which loads slower than I would like it to, the first thing I do is frantically scan the page for a mp3 / video playback control to turn the clip off. Posted October 15, 2005, 9:01 pm 8 Mark says: You, sir, are a genius. Posted October 17, 2005, 9:07 pm 9 fireflyoftheearth says: I’m curious… I’ve designed a decent number of websites… and modified many things like livejournal to my personal liking. I cannot for my life figure out where in the heck I’m supposed to put css code to change my profile… wanna share the knowledge with someone who actually wants to change my eyesore into not-such-an-eyesore? I’ve nearly given up out of sheer frustration with the cumbersome-ness of the site… Posted October 18, 2005, 3:45 pm 10 .derek punsalan says: I paste my CSS into the ‘About Me’ section of the profile editor: /* Insert your CSS between the tags */ Posted October 18, 2005, 4:54 pm 11 bluesaze says: wow that http://www.myspace.com/timbenzinger was Awesome. I wonder when they will let us customize our blogs on wordpress. Its such a pity that we got a powerful blogging tool and we can only stick with lousy templates. MMM How would it be if we combined blogs and networking ……. just a idea Posted October 19, 2005, 6:25 am 12 .derek punsalan says: In a way wordpress.com does combine blogs with networking. When you send an invite out to someone, you can opt to have their blog linked in your blogroll. If you visit the Dashboard you’ll notice that you can easily browse through everyone elses blogs. Wordpress.com is a more mature version of Xanga. If you consider Xanga to be a certain type of blog, then wordpress.com can be considered a certain type of social networking. Posted October 19, 2005, 7:00 am 13 bluesaze says: I know what you are sayin and I agree with it. But the current Blog being provided by wordpress.com doesnt have the excat flexibility. Since its experimental we might have to wait and see Posted October 19, 2005, 7:06 am 14 .derek punsalan says: We’ll definitely have to wait and see what tricks the Wordpress.com team has up their sleeves. They’ve recently added the option to import Blogger.com posts which should appeal to a huge audience. Blogger has a large user base - with many utilizing the service for social networking - and I imagine Wordpress.com will roll out new feature to keep everyone happy. If you’re referring to some sort of “contact” or “friends” list being created on Wordpress.com, I doubt anything like that will find it’s way into the service. That’s what the Blogrolls are for. Posted October 19, 2005, 7:37 am 15 fireflyoftheearth says: Thanks… I couldn’t figure out where I was supposed to put anything on myspace. heh. now, maybe I can not only change the colors, but do cool stuff too Thanks again! Posted October 19, 2005, 5:05 pm 16 third says: I completely agree with you. But i use xanga , so sites generally aren’t as intrusive. And that’s how i learned how to use css, and kept my html skills up to par. It’s good practice for those of us who don’t use their html skills on an average basis. Plus, i can’t figure out how to skin wordpress myself. Posted October 22, 2005, 12:06 pm 17 .derek punsalan says: Wordpress.com is not yet offering the option for users to customize their pages with CSS. Posted October 22, 2005, 12:08 pm 18 coffeebarchick says: Well said. The only thing that has ever made my faithful laptop crash is a myspace profile - a nauseating concoction of bright white text against a multi-colored background that tried to load to some high pitched screaming that was supposed to be music. Posted October 23, 2005, 11:58 am 19 Andrew says: God, I had a myspace page once… I don’t any more… nuff said… Posted October 23, 2005, 7:40 pm 20 DKasler says: My Space = The Devil Really though, I feel that “My Space” and the like are places for people who think AOL IS the Internet, and Itunes is where all the music files are saved. Posted October 26, 2005, 9:53 am 21 .derek punsalan says: DKasler: I think you’re viewpoint is applicable for a portion of MySpace - and similar networking service - users. I’m sure your assumption is defendable based on the content and profiles you may have witnessed for yourself. However, there are many internet users who use these types of networking services for actual “networking” purposes [both professional and casual]. Check out LinkedIn.com for an example of the real world potential of online networking. Posted October 26, 2005, 11:13 am 22 lil` BEEZY HU0NG says: YEAH THIS IS HECCA GAY HERE. WHERE`S ALL THE C0DE`S YUU BEEZY`s?! Posted November 2, 2005, 5:03 pm 23 .derek punsalan says: hecca? gay? beezy? Wtf! Is “hecca” the new “hella”? “beezy” the new “breezy”? Why don’t you take the time to go to school, read a little, and introduce yourself to a little HTML / CSS? Posted November 2, 2005, 5:26 pm 24 jonthejester says: Heh, I’m impressed you even have the patience to mangle through that stuff. I have not the patience…I just tell everyone to go to my blog and leave it at tit. Who the heck does this MySpace does anyway, and is this guy INSANE??!!! I mean really, this whole ‘ghetto’ thing is a joke…whatever comment he made about it…this guy needs to be booted out! Get someone in there with an eye and an expertise for crying out loud! Geez. Sorry, had to rant there O:-). I just can’t help but keep saying, I’m impressed. You’re the man with MySpace customizations. Posted November 3, 2005, 4:14 pm 25 eddielu says: Just stumbled upon your website and just want to let you know about my website that is coming soon. www.yourmyspace.com We will be doing custom myspace profiles. Dont want to spam or anything just letting you know. So far your profile looks great. Posted November 4, 2005, 1:58 pm 26 .derek punsalan says: eddielu: Judging by the single banner floating on your “coming soon” page I’m hoping that you plan on offering something different from what the other profile generating sites offer. Posted November 4, 2005, 7:21 pm 27 eddielu says: Oh for sure actually we may have 1 or 2 at most free layouts and we will be charging from $10-40 for custom layouts. These will be full on layouts. If your at all interested in making any and selling it through our website when we launch please feel free to contact me. Email- edwardtronglu[at]gmail.com Posted November 4, 2005, 7:44 pm 28 Nick Poskitt says: I have to say, that Tim guy’s layout took me by suprise. Good job. Posted November 6, 2005, 12:03 pm 29 john says: i heard that www.Myspace-Help.com is going to start haveing Onlinenow Icons for your myspace profile Posted November 6, 2005, 4:43 pm 30 thisisme says: what do you think of this myspace? http://www.myspace.com/silverstars ? it’s IE. any good? Posted November 7, 2005, 2:01 am 31 Serenity says: I would like to state my opinion on the myspace topic! Myspace was invented for the purpose of networking. I, myself have a myspace profile and I am on it ever oppurtunity I get. I would have to strongly disagree with the person “Myles” when they said that “90% of the pages on myspace have the crappiest layouts around!” I think that they are wrong because I have seen many stupendous myspace layouts. I also have fun on myspace and I think that all you people who want to talk trash about it can go fuck them selves!!!!!!!!!! Posted November 7, 2005, 1:32 pm 32 joe bob says: wow…strong words for someone who calls them self “serenity” lol Posted November 8, 2005, 2:14 pm 33 weiran says: I have to say I’m pretty impressed. It is very readable, and quite an ashetically pleasing design, however I find the highlighted text rather distracting and makes the text harder to read. While I do have a MySpace account, I never got round to doing anything with it. How easy is it to modify the code and get it to spew out your custom code? Posted November 10, 2005, 5:14 pm 34 .derek punsalan says: Inserting CSS and html is simple. You enter your code in the about me section and MySpace inserts the code as your new profile. Posted November 10, 2005, 6:00 pm 35 barberman says: How about a little Space for My Affiliate Ads to occupy? Barberman’s My Space Posted November 10, 2005, 11:46 pm 36 .derek punsalan says: The ads are still visible. I cropped them out of the screenshots above. Posted November 10, 2005, 11:56 pm 37 Jack says: I think you guys are right I hate looking at a bad layout… But what the hell it is not like I am going to read that persons page I am just going to hit end leave my comment and get the hell out of there. So who cares some layouts suck? At least mine dosn’t… If you must, see for your self. Posted November 22, 2005, 6:10 pm 38 Lex says: Wow Tim’s site sets a new standard, I had always thought that playing with backgrounds alone could make MySpace bearable …. Wow Jack .. did you see Tim’s layout.. and you say at least your’s doesn’t ? Anyway, maybe I’ll make custom online gif’s for the non AOL/iTunes set -ha! Posted November 28, 2005, 10:34 pm 39 Samuel says: You should spend less time in front of a computer worrying about what a layout looks like. Even if its ugly, simplicity sells. You post things about yourself, if people care, and find your friends. What do you want? Its not like I see you making money off of something like myspace Posted December 10, 2005, 12:27 pm 40 .derek punsalan says: was this comment addressed towards me? Even if its ugly, simplicity sells you’re right. simplicity does sell. i know this and so does the rest of the design world out there. if you know anything about layouts, then you know that anything done on myspace is a considerable hack. this post, this blurb… is my personal view on the matter. where does money come into play? if you actually read and understood the post then you would see that i am not annoyed with the default myspace layout as opposed to the overly bloated profile that people are using. it is and always has been about accessibility. some of the myspace profiles out there are pure bloat and slow to load. if you don’t have a problem with it, that’s fine. Posted December 10, 2005, 4:12 pm 41 Myspace is for fun says: Just to state myspace.com is for expressing your SELF!!!.Who cares if bob and jane don’t like my profile.Do you really think we care what you think about our page?maybe some people ,but from my view i say hell no.I have fun with my page,i mess around with my codes all the time.Not to impress others ,but to challenge myself on learning the formats and such.Its also nice to chat with friends and family on there or just chill and play a game,or even check up on bands you like.Maybe see a different side of a friend,because they can finally express what they like or what they feel.These sites are actually good for some people.People who maybe don’t have any friends,Don’t have lifes,Sad,depressed,shy and whatever else.You people only look at the down side of everything.Stop thinking of yourself and let people have fun.Stop bitching about a site that lets people be them selfs!!!. Posted January 3, 2006, 10:34 pm 42 .derek says: stop bitching? it’s a personal opinion. thanks for your sharing yours. how am i thinking about myself? from my point of view, the pages that look as though they are haphazardly thrown together do not prove someone is “learning”. it proves that the majority of users cut n’ paste whatever they find on the net. there is no “individuality” on these sites. everyone if using some sort of template or code that is posted on the net and pasted into these so-called “custom profiles” you speak of. Posted January 4, 2006, 12:09 am 43 Ann-Marie says: i couldn’t even see that TIM BENZINGER one. wtf? Posted January 4, 2006, 12:55 am 44 .derek says: tim might be working on something new. you can see a screenshot of his old profile on screenspire . Posted January 4, 2006, 1:17 am 45 Rachel says: i think my space is pretty good… www.myspace.com/rachxxel Posted January 8, 2006, 12:20 pm Leave a Comment Name (required) E-mail (required) Website Formatting your comment ( Close ) Formatting Your Comment The following XHTML tags are available for use: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong> URLs are automatically converted to hyperlinks. ↑ Back to Top | Textarea: Larger | Smaller Your Comment This Entry " MySpace - “Online Now” " was written October 9th, 2005 by .derek , and filed under Personal , Design , Rant , Social . There are 50 responses. ↓ Read comments , respond or follow responses via XML . Trackback this entry. Entries XML | Comments XML | Powered by WordPress.com . Theme: Fauna
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Firefly - Episode One - The Train Job. Episode Review The Train Job {actual first episode} (1AGE01) Review and Production Info Please help to keep the SadGeezers Guide alive . A small donation from you of $3 will to help us to pay for our spiralling server and bandwidth costs. Please click the donate button bellow. {The SadGeezers Guide is a non-profit organisation for the cult TV Sci Fi on-line community} Thank you Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures Makers Interviews Conventions PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures Ships PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures Ships SMEGTEST Episodes People Cultures PURITY TEST Episodes People Cultures Science PURITY TEST People Things Situations Links for Jokers PURITY TEST Cult TV Sci Fi SadGeezer Merchandise Sci Fi News! Get Sci Fi News for your website! Click Here Search SadHOO The largest dedicated Science Fiction Directory More search options Search the SadGeezers TV Guide Cult TV Sci Fi SadGeezer Merchandise The Makers Written by Joss Whedon Directed by Joss Whedon Produced by Gareth Davies Producer Ben Edlund The Players Capt. Mal Raynolds Nathan Fillion Book Ron Glass Zoe Gina Torres Jayne Adam Baldwin Wash Alan Tudyk Kaylee Jewel Staite Inara Morena Baccarin Simon Sean Maher River Summer Glau The shows opening sequence was pretty informative, it was narrated by the ships religious dude (known as Shepherd): After the Earth was used up we found a new solar system and hundreds of new Earths were terraformed and colonised. Some planets formed the Alliance and decided that ALL the planets should join under their rule. There was some disagreement on that point. After the war many of the people who had fought and lost, drifted to the edges of the system far from Alliance control. Out here,people struggled to get by with the most basic technologies. A ship would bring you work. A gun would help you keep it. A Captains goal was simple; find a crew, find a job keep flying. The opening scene is in a bar (great start!) which looks a little like an old set from Star Wars without the latex . At one end is a belly dancer that slowly makes her way to where Han Solo ( Captain Mal Raynolds ), Chewbacca (called Jayne ?!?) and Princess Leia ( Zoe ) are sat playing a sort of space checkers. The belly dancer belly flops her way over to the Captain and secretly hands him a note. Mal takes it and carries on with his game. He is losing. First impressions of the main characters well, pretty darned good actually! The good lady wife exclaimed Ahh, hes cute (meaning Captain Mal ) and I almost said the same about the stunningly attractive Zoe. What Jayne lacked in charm he more than made up for with his opening remark about the Captains checkers playing ability, Nice move dumb-ass! At the other end of the room, a drunk is propping up the bar. He screams for the place to quieten and insists that every-one join him in a toast to the Alliance. Mal doesnt drink a toast and instead walks over to the bar for a drink. Its fairly clear to the drunk that Mal is not a fan of the Alliance and you just know that a bar brawl is about to start. Captain Mal insults: And Im thinking you werent burdened with overabundance of schooling . Is it me or does anyone else think Mel was schooled at Sunnydale High? Nobody else talks like that! The fight leaves Mal, Zoe and Jayne battling with the rest of the bar clientele (all stalwart supporters of the Alliance it seems) . Mal calls the ships pilot of the radio, Wash, we have some local colour happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss. The spaceship (a Firefly class transport ship called Serenity) arrives and it was a great entrance! Wash kindly informs the brawlers, Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon . A little later, back on the ship, the Captain informs his crew ( Kaylee the ships very sweet Engineer, Zoe his loyal (and somewhat doting) First Officer and Wash the Ships Pilot (Zoes husband)), Ladies and men-folk, we have ourselves a job. Take us outa the world Wash, we got us some crime to be done. Ughhh! He shouldnta orta of gorn and done that this ere dialogue stinks higher an a bob-cats butt! Then the opening credits the Firefly theme tune is a country and western song complete with banjo and fiddle! Joss Whedon was once said, country music is the music of pain and believe me, it doesnt come much more painful than this! Ironically, Joss wrote the theme song himself! The lyrics basically mean, Sticks and stones may break my bones but Ive got a kick ass spaceship! Personally, I would have preferred the tune from Rawhide with the lyrics, Flyin, flyin, flyin, Break from the Alliance, Keep them engines runnin, Firefly After reeling from the shock of the theme tune we then see a young girl lying on a doctors table dreaming of a terrible operation needles are inserted into her by some guys dressed like surgeons. The young girl, River , wakes screaming and jumps off the table. Her brother, Simon , comes over to comfort her. They are both passengers on the Serenity. We learn that River is a fugitive from the Alliance, more specifically a place (or institution) called the Academy . It seems that the Acadamy were responsible for performing frightful operations on River that have left her traumatised and something elseWere not sure what it is yet, but you just know there is something more to this girl. Mal comes in to check on his passengers ( Simon , and River ) and fix his bloodied knuckles. As he leaves, River looks him and mentions quietly to her brother, Mal. Bad. In the Latin. Im not sure what that means, but at least she didnt say, In the Biblical . As Mal leaves the ships surgery, he runs into Shepherd, the ships religious dude. Shepherd enquires after the health of River and provides us with a short exposition as to why Simon and River are on the ship ( Simon bravely rescued his little sister from the evil clutches of the Alliance, he basically gave up a good job as a wealthy doctor on one of the better-off Alliance planets. They now hide from the Alliance on-board the Serenity). Mal took them on (and Shepherd) for the fare money, but as Shepherd pointed out, they are collectively, poor. This scene therefore begged the question, Why bother? They would surely be more hindrance than help! Possibly he felt sorry for the young River , or possibly he was attracted to a couple of her little tributaries. With the exception of Simon (now acting as the ships doctor) we will have to wait until a later episode to find out. Kaylee is in Inara's quarters (Inaras own shuttle, housed in the Serenitys Shuttle Bay). The super sweet Kaylee is having her hair brushed delicately by a high-class concubine, Inara. Yep, this was a great scene, low-cut dress, sweet smiles lots of caressing of hair and and more exposition. Inara is a whore, a concubine known as a Companion for the rich and she is also a member of a Companions Guild. This Guild for whores has a law (?!) that protects their members from having to take on clients that they dont like (which is surely dependant on how short of money they are at the time). Inara tells Kaylee that she isnt just interested in a clients looks, You also look for a compatibility of spirit, and theres an energy about a person thats difficult to hide . Which basically means that she is only interested in bonking nice people for money. Mal joins them and adds, And then you try to feel the energy of their credit account. It has a sort of aura . Inara tells him off for entering her shuttle without asking. Mal doesnt argue the point, instead he insists that Kaylee return to her duties. The sweet ships engineer leaves complaining and the all the lovely hair brushing and smiles and caresses cease. Mal inquires, Youre servicing the crew now? Only in your lonely pathetic dreams! replies Inara (very unfairly I thought!), What do you want ? Mal tells Inara that he has a job for the crew and tries to explain that it might be dangerous and that he thinks she should not be involved. Thats all very chivalrous of him and all, but hes quite happy for the lovely Zoe and Kaylee to be involved, why not Inara? Could it be that Mal fancies the ships bike!? It certainly seems so, Mal is all coy and insecure as Inara quietly exclaims her surprise at his concern. The scene was very nicely played and despite my picky attention to the character, Inara does not come across as a modern-day streetwalker, more of an independent businesswoman who carries with here a certain air of authority and a very nice figure . In the series she is known as the Ambassador, which always makes me giggle. The comparison of a beautiful woman selling herself for money and an Ambassador is far too close for comfort. When the serenity reaches its destination Captain Mal , Zoe and Jayne travel down to meet up with a space mafia type called Adeline Nietchka. He has a terrible Russian (or some other East European) accent and harps on about reputation and how solid they all are. Mal, Zoe and the big dude (called Jayne) stood listening to a stupid monologue of drivel from the old mafia dude. The only break from which appeared when he opened a door to let them see his dead nephew hung upside down on a meat hook. Apparently his only crime was, he couldnt do the job . The dialogue and accent were overdone and I kept muttering, Enunciate you ol git! We havent got all day! The only redeeming feature of the whole scene was a superb lamp on the old dudes desk. This was a great! Its a shame the rest of his office looked like a warehouse closet. In the end, Mal is told to steal a couple of boxes from a moving train. If he does, he gets handsomely paid (theres even a down payment). If he doesnt he is dead. The show moves quickly along and we see Mal and Zoe on board the train making their way to the carriage where the two boxes are located. On their way they cant help but notice a whole regiment of Alliance forces. Back on the Serenity, Inara and Book chat in the ships galley. Book (The Shepard) asks Inara (The Ambassador) . Good grief , basically the old priest asks the whore what such a respectable girl is doing on a ship like this. (?!?!) Inara tells him how its difficult to find good clients the further away from the Alliance you go and Book talks about how useless he feels on board. And lets face it, he is useless, all he has to offer is religion to a bunch of agnostics! Inara suggests that he pray for their safe return. And when Book complains that the Captain doesnt want his prayers, she says, Then dont tell him . She turns and whispers quietly, I never do . Ahhaa. So she regularly prays for his safe return huh? We must therefore conclude that Inara has a bit of a thing for Captain Mal . Aww sweet, I wonder if she thinks about him when shes with her clients . On the train, Mal realizes that the regiment of Alliance storm-troopers (I say storm-troopers because theyre troopers dressed in heavy wet-weather gear) arent guarding the cargo, they are simply being transported to another place. They make their way to the goods and attach a harness. Its only a small cargo so the intention is that a line will be lowered from the Serenity flying closely over the top of the train. A few metres above, on the Serenity, Kaylee makes ready the line and is interrupted by Simon . These two definitely have a thing going on, theyre all flirty and sensitive with each other. Jayne bumbles in and tells Simon to stay the hell outa the way . Kaylee tenderly comes to Simons defence and Jayne protests by explaining that hes a little crabby due to the fact that hes about to be lowered by rope, onto a moving train. Moments later he finds himself on the train and bundling up the cargo. Just as they are about to haul their booty up to the ship, an Alliance storm-trooper comes in and in the resultant fire-fight, Jayne is shot in the leg. He manages to escape with the cargo and the trooper is subdued while Mal and Zoe make their escape back into another carriage . When the train stops at the Paradiso station, Mal and Zoe learn that the cargo contained lots of vital medical supplies for the local mining community. Without it, many women and children and blokes might die. Mal decides then, that they should return the cargo. Unfortunately they are taken in for questioning by the local sheriff who, inadvertently forgot to wear his silver star that morning. Worse still, on a large military space station somewhere in the vicinity, the heist has attracted the attention of the Alliance military who are mildly embarrassed about the Train Job occurring right under the noses of a whole regiment. However, they have more important things to concern themselves with and refuse to assist the local sheriff with his investigations. The Sheriff is not an unreasonable dude, but Mal and Zoes story is quickly discredited and they are asked to stay a while longer. On the Serenity, Jayne has been taken to the infirmary and patched up by a non-too appreciative doctor. River too, is acting a little more strange than usual. She mutters, Theyre coming. Two by Two. Hands are blue. Jayne helps everyone out by telling River, Hows about you shut that crazy mouth? Is that a fun game? Clearly he didnt appreciate the significance of her words Not that we did of course, we have to wait until the end of the show. Jayne insists that they go to the rendezvous point without Mal and Zoe but Wash is hardly going to fly off without his wife. You know what the chain of command is? Jayne asks Wash, Its the chain that I go get and beat you with until we leave here. The Doctor comes to the rescue by injecting Jayne with a drug and the argument is over. Inara decides to go down to the planet herself and rescue Mal and Zoe . When she arrives in Paradiso the local townsfolk look in awe, they aint never seen such a high class whore afore. Inara makes straight for Mal and slaps him across the face. The Sheriff looks intrigued. Inara tells him that Mal is his indentured man (which basically means that the lucky git is bonded to her) . Apparently he still had three years left on his bond before could run away with Zoe. Wadda load obollocks! Hes probably bonded because he is supposed to have slept with here and not paid his bill! As punishment he must therefore endue the rigors of being a beautiful whores slave for three years . BUT! Mal , in his infinite wisdom, decides to run away? Yeah, right! The sheriff looks longingly at Mal as Inara leads her Captain and Zoe away. In fact, you could see what he was thinking in the expression on his face, - You lucky bastard . Back on the ship, Jayne is stuck on the walkway (they couldnt drag him back to the infirmary). Zoe and Mal explain that they will be returning the cargo. Jayne tries to argue, but he is still drugged. Wash points to a group of Nietchkas men who enter the Serenitys cargo bay. They are worried that Mal was going to leave with their money AND the cargo. Mal politely points out that they can have the money back, its just that the cargo is staying there. This was surely going to end badly for one of the groups and the conversation quickly deteriorates into a fire fight. But this was no ordinary sci-fi-firefight, it was an antique-weapons-sci-fi-firefight . Yep, they has six-shooters and pump action shotguns! projectile weapons in the 25 th century. How silly is that! If the show is supposed to be 500 years in the future, in a region of space where resources are in short supply, what is going to be the cheapest weapon to produce? Look at radios, its easier to produce a powerful radio the size of a wristwatch than it is to produce a radio the size of a television set with valves and things. Is it going to be projectile weapons or the more likely energy weapons made of some cheap silicon ships and a battery. I mean, get real! erm.. I mean, get 500 years in the future real! In the end Mals team won. He loaded up his beach buggy. Oh good grief! The guns were bad enough! And rides off into a ravine near the town of Paradiso where he intends to leave his ill-gotten gains for the Police Captain to retrieve later. However, the Police Captain was already nearby, but since he knew Mal was about to return the drugs and since the cargo was in-tact, he let them go. Which was rather nice of him I thought. Back at the ship, Mal politely asks Nietchkas right hand man to take the money back and tell Nietchka that the deal was off. But the big thug tells Mal to keep his money and that hed would surely come after him and do very bad things to him. Mal kicks the thug-dude into one of the ships huge engine-turbine-air-intake-manifold thingies and the stupid big thug is no more. Another of Nietchkas men is asked if he will take back the money and but there is no need for Mal to finish, the dude agrees wholeheartedly. Erm How can the Serenity engine have a large air intake manifold ? Its a bloody spaceship?! There is no air in space (is there?). Possibly its a high tech engine that takes in air when its in an atmosphere and reverts to other fuels in space. Yeah, that would be ok I guess, if it wasnt for the fact that they use pump action shotguns to defend themselves! Later, as the Serenity speeds away, Simon is patching up a scratch that Mal suffered in the fire-fight (you know, the one with the low-tech (even by our standards!) projectile weapons. Ok, ok, I know Im going on about this, but its bloody silly, right!) Mal asks how River is doing. The camera moves to the next room where we see River huddled in a corner, two, by two, hands are blue she whispers. I guess shes not doing so well. Back on the Alliance Space Station, one of the officers greets what look like two fashion rejects from the Psi Corps. The two of them have travelled 86 million miles to track down yep, youve guessed it, River . And guess what? Theyre hands are blue! And there the show ended. Hmmm. How did you feel about this show? Personally I thought that the first episode of the new Joss Whedon Sci Fi saga turned out to be something of a damp squib. The show lacked innovation and the backdrop seemed as though it was pieced together from some cool bits of other shows like the Lone Ranger! Dont get me wrong, The Train Job was not boring to watch by any means, the production and sound were terrific! Although the much talked about camera movement was childish it was like, Hey, this is a boring scene, lets giggle the camera around a little bit to make it more interesting. To me, this approach is deceitful. The Train Job hardly made its mark as the first episode of a cult TV Sci Fi series did it? Sure it was fun and exciting and some of the graphics and dialogue were pretty cool, but this was a long way off the breathtaking expanse of say the first episode of Babylon 5 (The Gathering). The humour was sometimes predictable and certainly nothing as cutting as say, Red Dwarfs first show (The End) and the graphics and action sequences were ok, but LEXX (I Worship His Shadow) was exponentially better. There just wasnt that feeling of, wow, this is different! Worst still were the aliens there werent any ! It has been reported that Joss Whedon doesnt believe in aliens and didnt want to see them in his show! However from the Brit point of view, the pretence that the edge of a growing solar system was like some sort of Wild West complete with rootn tootn frontier folk that carry six-shooters and say aint was, to this Limey, completely bloody alien! I began to feel that Josss brain had grown fat from the success of Buffy and Angel and that he was meandering down path paved with in-jokes. And then I remembered why I spent a month setting up this Guide. The Buffy and Angel shows ARE cult TV shows, its just that they are developed for main-stream TV and I dont think Joss Whedon would argue with that. What he has done, is make a mainstream Sci Fantasy series like Buffy or Angel interesting enough for Sci Fi geeks like me, so maybe Firefly will develop into something with the same cult following as his precious endeavours. We should also appreciate that this was NOT the pilot. The pilot episode Serenity was axed by Fox TV because they thought it unsuitable to be shown first (the story is, that they didnt think it had enough action) it will be shown in December as a sort of Origin episode. I guess we should just give the show a chance to get going. Id have to rate this an anticipative 28,512 out of 10. What did you think? Discuss this episode in the Firefly Forum Firefly reviews are 2002 Tony Fawl with a lotta help from Katya Fawl . 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