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www.myspace.com/ MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Bada Boom Bada Bling " giveuswork " Male 25 years old Winooski, Vermont United States Last Login: 1/11/2006 View More Pics ContactingBada Boom Bada Bling Bada Boom Bada Bling's Interests General Chilling, Photography, Hiking, Webdesign, Graphic Design, Meeting new people, Going to shows, Eating Breakfast at Sneakers, Traveling, Snowboarding, Snowshoeing, Sleeping In, Reading Books and Learning New Things. Music DJ MSP Wombaticus Rex Television Kill your television. Fuck Cable. Bada Boom Bada Bling's Details Status: Single Orientation: Straight Hometown: St. Jiggy Body type: 5' 11" Zodiac Sign: Cancer Education: In college Occupation: Lab Technician Bada Boom Bada Bling's Schools St Johnsbury Academy St Johnsbury,Vermont Graduated: 1998 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma Clubs: Courthouse Crew, Shock Squad, and The Backwoods Bandits. 1994 to 1998 Bada Boom Bada Bling's Networking Photography - Other - Photographer Nature, Abstract, Macro, Black and White, Art Decor. I haven't quite nailed down my style, but really, I'm into it all. I do it for the artform, but I gots to get paid. Bada Boom Bada Bling is in your extended network Bada Boom Bada Bling's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] [ View All Blog Entries ] Bada Boom Bada Bling's Blurbs About me: I was born in a cave in the backwoods of Vermont, but I now live in the enormous city of Burlington. I'm big into photography, I like really wierd, but beautiful photos . I do everything from landscape nature crap, to studio macro work. Lately I've been getting it on with my Holga. I love hand-developing and hand-printing with traditional black and white materials. There's nothing like reeking of fixer, and btw it really turns on the ladies. During the summer I like to hike and chill outside. In the winters I snowboard and snowshoe. When I'm not doing any of the above I'm studying graphic design and web design. I go to community college and work full time. My latest project is www.giveuswork.com I'm trying to build an online artist community, so if your into artwork or a serious artist check it out. Also check out, www.wombaticus.com . I'm sick of typing now, so if you want to know more about me your just going to have to talk to my funky ass. Peace Who I'd like to meet: Other photographers, artists, designers, musicians, and women, lots and lots of beautiful women. Bada Boom Bada Bling's Friend Space Bada Boom Bada Bling has 41 friends. dj bigears Heidi nate pat Future Methods Wombaticus Rex DJ Multiple Sex Partners Chris Dizzy View All ofBada Boom Bada Bling's Friends Bada Boom Bada Bling's Friends Comments Displaying 25 of 25 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Wombaticus Rex 1/11/2006 1:59:00 AM Ayuh the Jesuseatus page is becoming art, I put up a very highly relevant MSP track until we got the monstrous brutality of our songs up GEM 1/10/2006 5:21:00 PM Hey hun! thanks so much for sending me that pic! How'd the other new years pictures turn out? see ya Heidi 12/27/2005 10:54:00 PM Dude, i posted a blog with the photos.... I tried flickr first but every free online photo hosting place will only allow me to toss up so many pictures before giving me the finger..... Check it out and tell me if it works ok.... hope you dont have dial up or else good effin luck! lol GEM 12/22/2005 9:50:00 AM Hey Huney, I'd love to do a photo shoot with you! that'd be fun. I've been modeling for a photographer friend of mine here at Johnson for her final project, and I really enjoy it. That's where this bath tub one came from. I'm supposed to be Ophelia from Hamlet. Heidi 12/18/2005 9:51:00 PM Heidi 12/14/2005 6:02:00 PM Might be coming to VmufknT for a minute or 2 the weekend of xmas..... gonna b around xmas nite? I cant come up for new years but id love to kick it with ya if possible that nite instead!!!! lemme know what your up 2 homefry Muahs!!! GEM 12/7/2005 8:38:00 PM Chuck! Molly and Laura are coming home for X-mas and we all wanna go out and drink in B-town so you should come with us! it's been a while. would love to see you. viscus 12/1/2005 1:12:00 AM Yo man come snap our pix!!!!!!!!!! DJ Multiple Sex Partners 11/26/2005 9:55:00 AM My genius in non-refutable, thank you for your recognition of my superior Russian talents. Your new profile image is hilarious...even funnier is the notion that Thirtyseven's shriveled, useless penis could ever be a "Weapon of Mass Destruction"....I'm still laughing.... Chris Dizzy 11/18/2005 9:36:00 AM No doubt, Wetter than water's gonna drop harder than hailstones smashin car windows BLAOW Wombaticus Rex 11/11/2005 9:37:00 PM BADA FUCKIN BOOM BADA BLING THANKS FOR THE PHOTOS, BRO Wombaticus Rex 11/1/2005 11:55:00 AM did the photos come out FUCKING CRAZY??? Wombaticus Rex 10/18/2005 9:24:00 PM Drunken photo shoot? I think yes. Heidi 8/19/2005 1:19:00 AM pat 8/15/2005 9:28:00 PM i wish i had a sandwich pat 8/14/2005 11:01:00 PM mmmmmmmmmm. breakfast at sneakers........ nate 8/3/2005 5:55:00 PM Like the wombaticus site.. you did that? Nice work. His new shit is dope!! nate 8/2/2005 3:09:00 AM Like the picture. There's a party at my house this saturday. Why don't you swing by? Heidi 8/1/2005 6:11:00 PM Chuck dude! Youre an animallllll!!!!! pat 8/1/2005 3:03:00 PM .. pat 7/31/2005 7:59:00 PM goat pee? Heidi 7/31/2005 3:01:00 PM Yeah Id like to agree with nutlick.... "put up a photo fooo" Chuck bro. Youre way too hot shit to be hiding behind that grey image! nate 7/24/2005 4:16:00 AM put up a photo foo! Hawaii is niice, make your way out here, you got a place to stay for sure. dj bigears 7/18/2005 8:05:00 PM chuck chuck bo buck banana fana fo fuck me my mo muck its fuckin CHUUUUUUCK Heidi 7/18/2005 7:39:00 PM FUCK YEAH CHUCK!!!!!!!!!! Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | " target="_blank" Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace Shop ©2003 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.
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www.myspace.com/jupitersunrise MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Rank | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Games | Music | Classifieds Videos | Directory | Search | Top Artists | Shows | Music Forums | Music Classifieds | Artist Signup Jupiter Sunrise Rock / Indie / Powerpop " "More than Music" United States Profile Views: 284738 Last Login: 01/10/2006 View more pics Contacting Jupiter Sunrise MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/jupitersunrise Jupiter Sunrise General Info Member Since December 1, 2003 Band Website jupitersunrise.net Band Members Ben Karis : Guitar/Vocals, Mark Houlihan: Guitar/Vocals, Aaron Case: Bass, Chris Snykus : Drums/Vocals; Amanda Rogers : Piano/Vocals Influences The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, Led Zeppelin, The Who, David Bowie, Weezer, Ben Folds, Radiohead, The Police, Huey Lewis and the News Sounds Like Take a listen and make up your own mind! Record Label Unsigned Type of Label None Jupiter Sunrise's Latest Blog Entry [ Subscribe to this Blog ] Raining Blood ( view more ) I can't wait!!! ( view more ) Check out the MYSPACE RECORDS VOL 1 compilation!! ( view more ) Amanda and Mark Update ( view more ) Amanda and Mark head to Europe ( view more ) [ View All Blog Entries ] About Jupiter Sunrise Music is just the first step for Jupiter Sunrise. The "blackout" on this page that started on the 25th anniversary of John Lennon's death, is not a mistake or a hacker's plot, it is one reaction to what we feel is a lack of real attention being paid to the current global condition. We're tired of beating around the bush, being too nice and missing the point. Music is just one piece of a puzzle leading to a better world, an art form that can bring out our hidden selves, make us lose our inhibitions and cut to the truth. Consider this story: We were all at this music industry party, various big-wigs and small-wigs from all over the country were in attendance, it was thrown by one guy who was getting to be a big deal at a prestigious label, and everyone was kissing everyone's ass. (the no nonsense "ass-kissing-as-an-art-form" sort of ass kissing. Finally at the end of the night when most everyone had gone, a song came on the stereo while we were sitting around with this "getting to be a big deal" guy and his pucker from kissing ass turned into a smile. For 30 seconds he wasn't trying to schmooze us, wasn't trying to prove how cool he was, he was finally being honest with us and himself, and the only thing that had changed was paying attention to the music. This is great, yet simultaneously infuriating. What we've learned over the years is that to get affection from those in power, you have to be an ass. And this is the prime reason why the starving starve and the oppressed suffer. They're just trying to live. They are trying to listen to the music. That is just an example and the music industry is just one part, and an exceedingly insignificant part compared to war, starvation or natural disaster. But if civilization collapsed tomorrow and the world, as we know it, was to end, there would still be music. If the first part is paying attention to music, the rest is paying attention to theworld. When you talk about things like ending war, stopping suffering anderadicating hunger, people say you're dreamers, but we're not the only ones... Click here to visit JupiterSunrise.net for Jupiter Sunrise news and extras. Jupiter Sunrise's Friend Space Jupiter Sunrise has 29128 friends. Harris Never Heard Of It The Hanks Ludo Punchline The Actual Matt Hopper xok - not a band View All of Jupiter Sunrise's Friends Jupiter Sunrise'sFriends Comments Displaying 50 of 6912 comments ( View/Edit All Comments ) Young Man Jan 11, 2006 01:25 PM Thank you for the add! jacob Jan 10, 2006 09:47 PM hey fellas, you guys are so fricken amazin and have the most unique craziest sound of all time, its been awhile since you came to the northwest iowa region, perhaps you guys will book another show around here soon. peice out boys. keep bein so cool. much love jacob xoxo Dominique's Your Favorite Person Ever!!! Jan 10, 2006 08:00 PM THANKS FOR ADDING ME!!! KEEP UP THE LOVE!!! Paul Jan 9, 2006 09:24 PM hey fellas, i havent heard from you guys in some time, how r things going? (I would also like u to know im fine, thnx for everything) the ROUGH rider Jan 8, 2006 05:43 PM put badge of honor as one of ure songs StillLine Jan 8, 2006 03:29 PM <b> Just stopping by our friends to say hi and let you know about some massive updates. . . stop by when you get a chance, thanks. Friends of our friends, jump on our list and we'll keep you updated. -StillLine <a href="http://www.myspace.com/stillline"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v301/brittany116/promocollage.jpg"border=0> </a> 5 oz. 9 in. That's an outside joke. Jan 8, 2006 02:06 PM John Lennon's death was a tragedy to every generation of music lovers. If it weren't for him, so many things might not have happened. R.I.P. John Lennon. Joe Shmo Jan 8, 2006 01:42 AM Heaven Endless Pt II was an awesome song. -Marc V Defiance In Unity Jan 7, 2006 08:14 PM wow i like the idea of your black out thing. it makes it a bit hard to read the site lol but it's pretty cool. kind of is weird, your name is jupiter SUNRISE and your whole page is black. awsome looking. Aj. from DIU aMbeR ◊ Jan 7, 2006 08:02 PM thank you for doing something that needed to be done ♥ you guys are amazing "Bangin' on a trash can..." Jan 7, 2006 07:43 PM Hey. I had a question that I hope you guys and girl coud answer. How come the version of "Heaven And Endless" on this site is not the one on your CD, "Under a Killer Blue Sky"? I was just asking cause' I think both versions are kickin' and would like to see this version here, on this site, mass produce for everyones enjoyment. Well thanks if you can reply cause' you guys are one of my favorite bands. Bree Jan 7, 2006 01:49 PM Soooo - when are ya'll comin to good ol' GA? Kris Jan 7, 2006 05:50 AM hey you guys, you probly dont remember me but i went to one of your concerts at UAA in achorage, alaska! i knwo Evan L. , who went to all of your concerts.. if you remember him, wull i just wanted to say that your music is awsome and you guys should really come to alaska agian it would be fun!!! **Kristina** Jess Jan 6, 2006 12:14 PM I think you guys are absolutely brilliant. Izzie Jan 6, 2006 02:25 AM I love you guys, a lot, are you ever going to come to England??? Arthur Nix is the greatest song, brill lyrics! mwah! izzie london xxxxx T Randolph Scott Jan 5, 2006 09:49 PM Lazy White Atheist Blues is my latest song. L.W.A.B. is kind of an up tempo, sarcastic cry to God from a tenacious Atheist whos resolute in his dissatisfaction with the realities of life. Please take a couple of minutes and click my pic to listen. Im really looking forward to some comments. Colleen Jan 5, 2006 06:21 PM all i have to say is...you guys ROCK my socks. amazing...i love your music, your sound, the vocals, everything. its official, i think im in love lol =D Erin Jan 5, 2006 04:47 PM you guys rock! i really like your song master suzuki. i like the whole cd: under a killer blue sky but i really like that song. Mr. Blue Eyes Jan 5, 2006 04:01 PM Just wanted you guys to know that I was just WAITING for someone to say something like that about the music industry, and life in general. I'm glad I found you guys on here. Please hit up Orlando sometime soon - I'd definitely go to the show. Shae Jan 5, 2006 01:40 PM I just wanted the group to know that I put your song on my myspace. It is very fitting for how I feel. My grandmother passed away yesterday. I guess what I am getting at is that " Why'd I wait so long" helps. It gets my mood across easier. I am glad that you guys are here to help me express my mood. Thankyou. Shae GidGeT Jan 5, 2006 11:15 AM thanks for the add and i was wondering when are you guys going to come on the west coast and hav a concert because i would love to attend and i luv your cd under the killer blue sky Classic Icon Jan 5, 2006 07:33 AM GENERAL ADMISSION TICKET US $10.00at door $8.00 thru ticketmaster Internet Onsale Info Onsale to General Public: Fri, 10/21/05 10:00 AM EDT WATER STREET PRES. BATTLE OF THE BANDS CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND WATER STREET MUSIC HALL UNDR 16 W/ADULT FRI JAN 6 2006 5:30PM Laaura Jan 4, 2006 10:52 PM Oh my dear, I was extremely surprised to find you guys on here. Im not sure if you remember me at all, i live in anchorage, alaska with Evan as a very good friend of mine, i went to one of your gig's at UAA. Dont mind commenting back although i just wanted to make you all aware that your music is quiet influentual and it would be oh so nice to hear all of you in person again. - Laura *last*chance*to*make*amends* Jan 4, 2006 08:02 PM hey guys whts shakin? GIRLS THINK WITH THEIR VAGINAS Jan 4, 2006 06:34 PM the blackout page definately got my attention. so i read everything you had to say glad to see you sportin punchline in the top 8 the first time I saw you guys was with punchline at the rex theatre awareness did not diminish her anxiety Jan 4, 2006 05:57 PM I LOVE YOU!! a lot. with my heart. ya kno...love in my heart. whatever. i saw you guys at warped tour last summer. you were at a table. and omg love you eliushead Jan 4, 2006 05:01 PM ur music is scrumtrulescelnt Mani [caN't changE Me] Jan 4, 2006 01:20 PM hey!! happy new year! just passing by to let u know you're an awesome band + great songs! take care! "the true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" ~JESSABOO~ Jan 4, 2006 01:02 AM u guys are amazing! omg !! why havent i heard if jupiter sunrise yet?! cus seriously u guys kiss some major bootay!! u rock my socks! Kai Jan 3, 2006 04:14 PM stop highlighting me, lol ...keep up the tunes!!! Man on the Moon Jan 3, 2006 02:05 PM Have a Happy New Year and a Flu-less season. Up-To-The-Minute Andy. insert lyric here. Jan 3, 2006 10:30 AM kaye just came onto my playlist and made me smile. <3 Trogdor the Burninator Jan 2, 2006 11:53 PM When will you guys come back to Des Moines, Iowa??? WE NEED YOUR MELODIES AND TUNES IN OUR HEADS ONCE AGAIN! AutomaticBoy Jan 2, 2006 11:21 PM Hey everyone who loves Jupiter Sunrise. I have a new song on my profile and if you listen to it, I will give you a million dollars!! *million dollars not included in this offer the jenn Jan 2, 2006 08:27 AM right on. Shelby On A Rotisserie :] Jan 1, 2006 09:45 PM well jupiter sunrise. you are so wonderful annd grand and your music makes me smile :] reallly big ||->Cola<-|| Jan 1, 2006 02:38 PM Incredible. Iloveyouguys. No joke. You're all amazing. Happy New Year. <3 Senator Jan 1, 2006 11:41 AM I am so proud that I know you guys. Maybe not personally really, though St. Louis shows with you guys are the best, and Warped Tour was RIDICULOUSLY amazing at the LOU, but this page. Your music. I swear. I am in love all over again. The first time I saw J-Rise was 28 June 2004 with Ludo, Anything But Joey, and Psycho Dad. I think at the show you all saw a man being beaten by a policeman. One of you said "Lets take all the negative energy from the outside world, lets take it all and turn into something good. Something good-right here." Or pretty much something that that effect. I have taken those words and have flown. With so much injustice, anger, hatred, everything in the world, music has been such an incredible outlet. Some use it as an escape and some use it as a way to fight back. I use them for both. Music is INCREDIBLE for the power it has. Your Myspace page says it well enough. The songs you guys are putting out are incredible and absolutely breathtaking. And you guys...as cliche as this sounds...get it. And all I really can say to you all is... thank you. this time in silence, this time i win Jan 1, 2006 10:05 AM hey i think you guys played up here in alaska not to long ago well anyway if you did i was there- at bitoz IM GREEN Jan 1, 2006 09:54 AM how u doing Nick Jan 1, 2006 03:20 AM Happy new year! You guys kick a$$! Rock on! FIRE@WILL Dec 31, 2005 10:09 PM Happy new year, you all I wish you have a blast this upcoming year and one full of success. Hope to see you guys again sometime. Keep rocking on. much love sugar wafers Dec 31, 2005 09:50 PM ahh i love you guys, your so nice and have wonderful music. i met one of you at the vans warped tour in atlanta, and your sooo nice. thanks FUTURE M.I.L.F. Dec 31, 2005 09:34 PM happy new year! :) -michybebz Ella Claire Shakedown 2k5 =] Dec 31, 2005 09:34 PM SILLY! los angeles isnt in new york! ♥Chelsea♥ Dec 31, 2005 09:33 PM ....wishing y'all a very happy new year!! <3 chelsea Kristen Dec 31, 2005 09:15 PM Happy New Year! You guys are amazing. ♥ BE MY ESCAPE! Dec 31, 2005 08:33 PM <a href="http://www.myspacerocks.com" target="_top"><img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/pixelbee/glitter_holidays/0015.gif" alt="Image provided by MySpaceRocks.com" border="0"></a> Me Dec 31, 2005 05:23 PM 15 facts.... Think about this... 1. At least 2 people in this world LOVE you so much they would DIE for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A SMILE from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special&unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you BELIEVE in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. FORGET about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a GREAT FRIEND, take the time to let them know that they are great. add this as a comment to ten of ur friends.... MERRY NEW 2006 NEW YEARS EVE YA'LLS EvErYoNe LoVeS a MoRmOn GiRl Dec 31, 2005 03:57 PM I MISS YOU GUYS! HAPPY NEW YEAR! HOPE ITS A GREAT ONE! WHEN ARE YOU COMIN OUT TO PALM SPRINGS?!?!?! Add Comment About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact Myspace | Promote! | Advertise ©2003-2006 MySpace.com All Rights Reserved.
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Exquisite Corpse - A Journal of Letters and Life Dirk the Lech by Pete Sniegowski From Losers: A Collection of Short Stories Admitted depravity is one thing, the other is pathos, sweet and true as honey. He liked the idea of lechery, the whole idea of it. I suppose we all have our own definition of lechery. Dirk's head was full of Sci-Fi comic book heroines with giant breasts and tear-drop asses. It was also full of far too much live KISS footage and Bad Company songs. But it went well beyond that. He wrote on his pants--spasmodic phrases--things like, BROWN, PETRIFIED RAGE!!, REMEMBER THE ORANGE GLOW!!, FURIOUS SPHOOG TUNES!! I saw him last Tuesday, patching his canoe in the front yard. He'd smeared grass clippings into the resin by accident. The fiberglass wasn't staying down. It went wherever his trowel (a stick) went. And he was saying to me, "When I get older I'll be one of those guys on the front porch yelling at kids and hooting at the chicks going by." "Leaning forward on your cane." "Right." "With shit in your diaper." "Hey!" he said with mock ferocity. "Leave my dreams alone." Resin-impregnated fiberglass strands wafted against his leg. "Dreams like the Norsky whore?" "She wasn't a whore!" But I could see that she was. In a non-violent way, Dirk considered all women to be saucy little hookers of one type or another. The ones who denied it were simply frigid, saucy little hookers, who lied to themselves, and everybody else. Usually, listening to other guys talk about sexual exploits turns my stomach slowly. Not to be prudish or anything, because I don't give a damn what they do to each other as long as there's consent and I'm not a part of it. It's just that Dirk's eyes would bulge, and he'd get this weird tick where he'd stretch his neck and look at you like a fish in a fist when he really got going on the topic of a woman's ass. Which comes back to the story of the Norsky Whore, who is, technically, not a whore. If I remember it right, she spoke four languages and, according to Dirk, had one beatific ass. Anyway, Dirk was on his way to Eastern Europe, via Amsterdam. After the airport, at the train station, he stowed his ever precious, life encompassing duffle in a locker. Within one day Dirk would turn 30. He had some half-psychotic notion that he needed to "fuck a whore" before he turned 30, because after he turned 30 he had vowed to become the son that his mother always wanted, not the irresponsible megalomaniac that he was. And fucking a whore on the day before his 30th birthday was going be the gateway of sin through which he would pass as he cleansed himself, in Amsterdam. Europe's own sin city. It seems that Dirk had reached a cross roads. And as usual, he followed the road of the misguided, mildly evil miscreant. He rationalized his plan with the knowledge that Kerouac would on occasion seek out a prostitute, which, according to Dirk, meant that he was in good company. Back to Dirk loading his duffle into a train station locker--I will give him this: Dirk was pure enough of character to know that he was a loser, simple and straight forward. Not only that, but he hated himself for it and simultaneously loved every minute of the entire, explosively hilarious paradox. I'll grant you he's twisted. But it's as true a twist as you'll ever see. Anyway, enough lionizing the loser. In scuffed, clownish boots and torn, written on clothes he headed off to a "coffee shop" to smoke some coffee. But Dirk forgot something about himself--he's a tight-wad mother fucker. And he blew a fair amount on "coffee." Which left him with only 15 bucks in his pocket (he didn't even consider trying to get more cash as this trip was "budgeted"). After ogling ass all over the street for an hour, he finally honed in on one woman in particular. Although this was not part of the story as he related it, I imagine his neck was stretched to full extension as he gaped at her boobs from the back corner of his left eye and offered her the fifteen bucks hoping she'd suck him off cut rate. No deal. Now things began to look grim--it seemed Dirk would not get to "bang his strumpet" before he turned thirty. Having set this goal for himself, and seeing it so clearly as the only way to go, he faced the stark reality of his loserdom. To fail in this matter would be bad for his future. The ramifications of failure would reverberate throughout the rest of his life. But he was a loser anyway, so he turned and followed the flow (which quickly became a line) of stoop-shouldered chicken chokers into a large grey building with girls dancing in the windows. As he and his horny, frog-eyed compatriots shuffled through dank, sound-dampened corridors, young women (possibly girls) reached out to them, beckoned them. Dirk shuffled faster. Somewhere along the line there he decided that all he really wanted to do was drool over some hot stripper while he smacked his monkey against a pole. Which was all he could afford, anyway. It was a resolution of sorts. He found his booth. You know what it smelled like, and if you don't so much the better for you. There wasn't much room. Over in the corner sat a chair with a small table by it. On the table sat a box of tissues, under it, a wastebasket. He turned to the control panel on the wall and saw that there were names next to buttons: Jackie, Lola, Sophia, etc... You get the picture. Now, Dirk was never big on doing things the way they were supposed to be done, nor was he big on patience. So, he had a look at the instructions, decided they were far too complicated and dumped a few guilder into the machine. He paused and pressed Lola because Jackie sounded a bit dikey to him and Sophia reminded him of Sophia Loren. He did not want to see Sophia Loren naked. Most of us might wait for at least a minute before we proceeded with further measures. After all, you're 3,000 miles from home, in a foreign country, wedged into a cum stained porno booth. You don't know how things operate in this neck of the woods. So you wait. Not Dirk. He says he waited a while, and, in his manic state, I expect it seemed like that at the time. I figure he waited about ten to fifteen seconds. Whereupon he pressed another button and held it for a second. Again, there was no immediate gratification. So he dumped all his money into the machine and spread his hand across all the buttons, pushing them all two or three times. Within moments a displeased looking woman in a loose robe walked into the room on the other side of the glass from Dirk. I won't subject you to the lascivious details as they were related to me. Suffice to say that he didn't look her in the face for quite some time. The stripper tried three or four different languages. Possibly because Dirk always looks like a refugee, possibly just to humble him. Either way, you gotta like it. Finally, she landed on English and demanded, "Have you ever done this before?" And here comes Dirk's second big mistake. "Yeah. Sure," he said. He earned no points with that response. Instead he gave the impression of arrogance hiding ignorance. Which doesn't get you anywhere with a stripper who's behind an inch of Plexiglas. The woman tried to explain to Dirk where to put the money and how much one thing or another cost. "You want full nude show--so much. You want masturbation--so much," and so on. Dirk wasn't paying attention. He was watching her robe fall open ever so slightly as she made her explanations--his neck stretched and twitching the whole time. He looked up at her through a haze of testosterone. "I put all my money in the machine." He pointed to the lit up buttons. The woman began to lose patience. Dirk pressed on. "I put fifteen guilder in, which entitles me to a pussy show." From there it broke into full argument. She wasn't budging and Dirk was about to lose it. Within seconds he would lose the rest of his money and get nothing, no whore to fuck before he turned 30, no pussy show, nothing. He could not face the wretched truth of it all. He argued like a fanatic. "I paid fifteen guilder to that machine. Look, right on the front there--it says fifteen guilder. Now lets have a show! Goddamnit!" That was all the woman needed to hear. She stood up straight, pulled her robe tight and left. Dirk remained in the booth for a second, then it came to him: pure failure--simple, mammoth and flat. He fled the scene quickly, which really should be the end of the story, but this is Dirk, so let's continue. He gets back to the train station and sees that his locker is open and everything is gone. He freaks. He makes his distress audible. "Oh! Oh! Oh! All my shit!" People begin to stare. He ignores them and tears off looking for the attendant. He finds the attendant talking to some older, quiet folks. No time for that. "Some mother fucker stole my shit!" He blurted. "I went... I was gone for a while and now my shit is gone! Some son-of-a-bitch..." He dragged the attendant to his locker. "You are sure this is your locker?" The attendant asked. "Of course it's my fucking locker! I'm not fucking stupid." It wasn't his locker. His was the next one to the right. After that Dirk got on the train for Eastern Europe and turned thirty the next day. He's still out there, victimizing the unsuspecting. Once, on a bleak stretch of I-80 in southern Wyoming I tried to kill him in my pick-up truck--ready and willing to sacrifice my truck and my own life if necessary. Anything to get the job done. Totaled the truck, but we both walked away with little loss of blood. No luck. Two days later he was found screaming at a seven-year-old girl who had allowed her pet bunny to get into his yard. He told her she didn't deserve a bunny if she couldn't control it. The girl was mildly retarded. She wouldn't stop crying for three days. When the mother came over later that day to exact an apology from Dirk, he refused. When things became heated, he screamed at the girl again, and in all likelihood caused permanent damage to her psyche. He hasn't apologized to this day. Last I heard, he fell for some girl in her late teens. They both decided that she didn't need the medicine the psychiatrists had prescribed and headed West in a dusty green '73 Fury station wagon. ©1999-2004 Exquisite Corpse. Site design by Compulsive Creations .